Everything Wrong With Ocean's Thirteen In 21 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Ocean's Thirteen is the movie they made to make up for Ocean's Twelve. I guess they... succeeded? Shrug. Got sins like crazy, of course.
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Is there any move you could watch without thinking how terrible it is ?
thank you for still doing these - you have the eye for this stuff. Question. was there a particular movie that set you off to start this channel? all the best
Having lived in vegas for over 30 years, you can win 11 million dollars at the airport, not that you will ,but you can certainly try. Love the videos, keep up the great work.
"Well Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad." Is an absolute awesome line. Love it.
I was always just happy to see the poor hotel inspector finally get something positive at the end of the movie. That was more satisfying to me than the actual film plot.
"In case you confused it with Valencia, Pennsylvania"
I actually confused it with the original and much bigger Valencia, Spain, thank you very much.
Burn!
Thank you 🤣 I sighed so hard at this « sin »
there is also a Valencia in Venezuela
Apparently there are countries with cities outside of the US. Or so I heard.
@@3hutp Whaaaaat? Nooooooo.
I know it's not as good as the first, but I have a fondness for this movie. "My diamonds..." is a freaking hilarious line. And the whole Andy Garcia on Oprah...
"Do you think this is funny?"
"It sure as shit isn't sad"
🤣🤣🤣
I personally like it the most of the 3 even if I acknowledge that maybe I shouldn't. But I think 1 and 3 are both wonderful movies. And 2 is a travesty that I pretend doesn't exist
"Well, first off, I KNOW all the people you'd send after me and they like ME better than YOU"! Always loved that line from Clooney to Pacino's character!
It has a weird charm to it. It’s almost like a parody of 11 but without being a parody/corny/stupid. I absolutely hate fan service and Easter eggs in sequels and this movie actually does a good job of doing it without rubbing it in your face and actually making it work with the plot. It’s definitely a good watch when you catch it on tv.
My dad is a background character in this movie! He is literally a blur and you cannot tell it’s him unless you know him, but my family and friends LOVE pointing it out whenever we watch it!
Lit
And so do you, apparently. 🤣
What scene is he in?
@@snowiisnowman8370 it’s just a quick scene where George Clooney and brad Pitt I think are at a table just looking over blue prints or something. And you can see like 3 guys in the back at a desk talking.
Why do we care?
Not gonna lie, this is actually my favourite of the Oceans films. Everyone's comfortable in their roles, Soderbergh has his directing of the series nailed down and it's just a solid instalment. This honestly feels like Season 4 of 8 from a TV show.
I agree. Loved this one far over the second one, since in this one we get to see everyone meeting hurdles and overcoming them, so we get to see their incredible plan come together in the end. My only criticism is that CinemaSins guy was absolutely right that Bank makes this too easy in some aspects, such as literally letting Danny in through the front door. If there's literally anyone security should be on the lookout it should be THE CON ARTIST THAT SWORE REVENGE ON THE BUILDING's OWNER. Apart from that, all the performances were great, personally I liked the factory strike portion, loved how having to work at the factory for such little time was enough to completely sidetrack not one, but two con artists to the point that they were willing to destroy the heist for justice.
This is my favorite as well
To me, it's the most inane of all the movies ... but also the most fun.
My favorite as well!
Why better than the second one?
I really loved that they took care of the poor Five Diamond Award guy at the end.
I personally really love the line "I slice... like a goddamn hammer." He's being ironic. Obviously a hammer doesn't "slice." If you try that, shit is going to go everywhere and get smashed up. It will be messy and the last thing you want. So yeah, he's saying, if you bet on me to lose, you will lose and lose big. He will slice you up like a hammer would. He will make a mess of you.
It's a joke line that references the Paul Anka tape where he's states this line. ua-cam.com/video/2LsnW0WZlKQ/v-deo.html
I watch 11, 12 and 13 once a month. They just make me smile and feel good. Perfection when it comes to suspension of disbelief
On the 11th, 12th, and 13th, right? I hosted a marathon ten years ago on November 11th. Thirteen months later, had a little watch party for Ocean's 12. Easy dates to remember! 11/11/11 and 12/12/12! :-D
Remember when we saw that spiderman film in thearters sooo long ago?
What's the Spider-Man connection, @@idlehour? Is that when the O11 trailer first dropped, or what?
@@alm2187 just talking memories with my friends and family
Loved these movies as a young kid and I still love them now.
I have to say though, the dialog in these movies flows almost as nicely as West Wing
That's because half of them was taken from The Godfather movies.
@Something sometime you don't have any rights
What if, because of their voices, we're hypnotized by everything they say, so anything they say,sounds good?
Another sin that always bothered me is how die they get the tunnelboring machine underground? It‘s not like there is like a giant hole right in the middle of Vegas where you can lower one of those down without anyone seeing
Apparently pre existing road construction, somethings ALWAYS being worked on in Vegas
It's the Tesla tunnel.
That's how long they've been working on it.
The thing that bothered me about the tunneling thing was that in oceans 11 they suggested tunneling and they had ground sensors in place rusty said if a ground hog was nesting nearby they would know you're telling me that this casino doesn't have similar if not better security features?
@@earthwormjim2003 they may not. Vegas already has scores of tunnels. New ones are made every day. So the truth is they could have done it and just snuck in there.
@@edwardmeer95 what tesla tunnel, you mean that one tunnel that the boring company made ?
The 11 million dollar win at the end is a reference to Saul when he says that he wouldn’t do it for 10 but he’d do it for 11 million. He is speaking about the stuff they were going to put the 5 diamond reviewer through.
The Susan B Anthony is in reference to the SBA dollar which was almost identical in size to a quarter people would use it thinking they were using 25 cents but in reality it was worth more. So when rusty leaves the dollar to put in the machines for the woman and the 5 diamond guy they think it’s just a buck but in reality here it is worth 11 million
I actually love this installment in the Ocean's series. We know the crew by now and them robbing a casino is just like home to them. They feel much more comfortable, everybody is utilized (maybe not as great as in the first one, but still) and the performances are all pretty great again. It's not the Ocean's 11, but it's pretty close to being just as good.
"First has this guy ever even seen a hammer? Second, has this guy ever even seen a hammer? Third and not least, has this guy ever even seen a hammer"
Well the real question is: Has this guy ever even seen a hammer?
Hey again, hope you’re having a good day
I do one better: What is a hammer?
@@eljeve3804 how is a hammer
The hammer he is referring to is Stormbreaker.
@@miranbedlisi3862: When is hammer?
Also, is it hammertime, or is it just the time during which there is hammer? Or is it Memorex?
The Greco wasn’t designed to control the games, it was made to spot cheaters, which is why the team had to shut it down:
The reason why they didn’t pull up video surveillance for the woman at the slot machine was because all they knew was she got a jackpot. The woman was genuinely surprised, so why would they check to see if someone rigged a game for someone else who didn’t even know they were doing it.
Plus, the way the shutdown works is that it restarts when someone tries to hack it as to keep them from gaining access. The reason bank can’t stop the games on the casino floor is because the Greco isn’t designed for that, it’s designed to catch cheaters not rig the games, and bank can’t stop them himself because he has no forms of communication down there while they’re shutdown.
In conclusion, the movie made it clear what the Greco did and why they had to disable it, so the 21 sins you gave that plot point seemed a bit harsh.
I think the point about the video surveillance was meant to be, that what good is a system that can spot a cheater, if it can't identify known "cheaters" manipulating the machines. simple facial recognition would have caught rusty at the slots before the woman won
nahhh but then how will people know how smart and quirky Cinemasins is if they don't perform fake criticism?😭
@@svenlauke1190 Bank only got access to their facial data from the FBI databank, which was already noted to be highly illegal so they would have to be quite sly about why they had that information in their facial recognition software. But that wouldn't matter in this case either since they changed the facial profiles Banks downloaded while they distracted him with the stuntdriver con
oddly enough the fact that someone can't call out of that room if the system were to be down means that his Casino would have never been allowed to open before that problem was remedied as per Nevada Gaming Commission Surveillance standards.
The issue with someone not being able to leave the room when the system is down would have also prevented the Casino from opening as well.
The Oceans Trilogy is my set of confort movies tysm for doing this! Btw, 20:18 has always been my favorite part of the film, thank you for pointing it out :'3
If you're white, supremacist, don't read or go out much and know nothing about decent films, then yes probably it makes sense.
I used to work for a company that filled/fixed ATM machines. The company decided to save a bit of money and moved the office to an even sketchier part of Vegas. We had a guy fall through the roof into our ‘vault room’ (essentially a somewhat secured room) while he was running across the roof to break into the welding shop next door.
We quite literally had millions of dollars in there. If he would have been able to get out (he broke his leg in a pretty fantastically awful way) he could have gotten a pretty decent haul.
In the infosec world, defenders tend to think of the insanely cool, but hugely impractical attack. I’ve tried to get better at focusing on the 95% simple attacks instead of the 5% that would be amazing to see.
You really have to pay attention to what threats your actually trying to prevent.
It wasnt fun like Oceans 11, not bad like Oceans 12 but decent....Oceans 13 always been decent and Al pacino was nice to see
I associate it with Cars 3 and the Riddick trilogy. First film's a sleeper success. Second one takes some risks and actually gives us a bigger adventure, but gets a so-so reception. Third gets wedged awkwardly back to its roots.
Sam with the hangover trilogy
I think the Sinatra's handshake thing is supposed to reference that they are from a time where a person's word was worth something. Betraying someone like that is something of cutthroat businessman of today. Now, I know that is total bullish because business has always been cutthroat but I think that is the implication that they are making.
Given that the mob owned the big casinos back before Howard Hughes started the corporate move into Las Vegas, I think the difference is that back then "cutthroat" was not just expression
I heard that Sinatra liked to stick his finger up his bum and not wash his hands
A year late, but basically yea. It's supposed to signify that "ok yea, do that to the peons and new bloods, but OGs like us don't do this to one another out of respect"
Literally, who gives a crap. Not to mention that it's only white supremacists'hands they talk about anyways, and history proves over and over that they can't be trusted.
@@niamcd6604 shut up
Biggest issue with Thirteen is it cheapened Saul's specialty. The art of undercover acting was all his thing, before. Now all he gets to do is play gay, while half the gang is suddenly good at goofy characters. Also Basher has time to take a break from running the unwieldy drilling machine and play a scene as the stunt biker.
Still better than the whamen powered remake Ocean's 8.
By gay you mean British
Uh, I hope we can all take that in good humor, @@a.KniteOwl, but he does spank Willy Bank's butt. :-P
@@alm2187 I'd say he did. They ALL did. Ocean's crew for the WIN! Bank loses! They absolutely paddled him😤
@@a.KniteOwl both right? His character hit on Bank in one scene.
"Cattled."
"It's not an Ocean's movie if Basher doesn't have some surprising hurdle that he describes using super British phrasing no Americans understand."
As a 30 year old Brit, Basher is someone that NO ONE understands. It's Cockney slang, but it's certainly not common. I had to google it just to check.
33 year old Brit - never heard anyone say that.
I mean I understood it due to context
I mean Basher pretty much goes to the most basic of Cockney slang in all the movies. It's easy to see the rhyme here from cattled to rattled.
2:40 Cheadle wanted to use a better accent in this film, but the Producers insisted he keep doing it the same way. It was actually a point of conflict in negotiations between his agent and the filmmakers.
I like the random bits of conversation between Danny and Rusty. It's fun. They are best friends 😃
The prank call in Ocean's 12 cracked me up.
That's just mean.
I'm guessing, "Slice like a hammer" is meant to describe the way he does business as "brutal".
It was something Trump said when he was building his casino. I forget the full story but someone had a problem with Trump and he said that too them. They based Banks off of Trump. That was the same thing with the designs. Where he said he designed it so he could get away with paying the designers.
@@edwardmeer95 See, that doesn't make sense at all. Banks is ACTUALLY SUCCESSFUL until the boys go to town on him. Trump has had multiple casinos go bankrupt purely of his own utter stupidity. Banks is calm, conniving, wickedly efficient, and blindingly rich. Trump is an utter failure, an idiot, a loser, and only ever had any money because he stole his family's money and probably isn't even a billionaire.
@@TOSkwar22 yet this is how he was seen when he was building his casino. You can't look at him as he in now but how he was then.
@@edwardmeer95 He's been a known crook, failure, idiot, etcetera at literally every point in his life. There isn't a time when he wasn't a known grifter dumbass.
Ocean's thirteen was released in 2007, three years after the first of three bankruptcies for Trump Entertainment Resorts.
Trump World's Fair closed permanently in 1999, a while before.
Trump airlines was never profitable and was sold off in 1992.
Trump: The Game sold only 800k out of an expected 2 million copies in 1989.
Trump may have been a significant cause of the downfall of the ENTIRE UNITED STATES FOOTBALL LEAGUE in 1985 after buying, selling, then rebuying one of the teams and making abysmally shitty decisions until the whole place collapsed.
The Tour de Trump (tour de France, but dumber in every imaginable way and in the US) fell apart and got sold off in 91 and shuttered for good in 96.
I can go on. And on. And on. And on. There's an infinity of failures from 2004 and earlier. I haven't even mentioned a single post-2004 failure! All of these should have been readily available to show how worthless trump is even in the starting process of creating this movie.
@@TOSkwar22 Yeah, fair enough. I'd be more wary of Banks honestly. Despite the fact that, in the end he's unable to stop Ocean, you see him play things smart, investing in a security system that actually required a natural disaster, something that made his business bulletproof against all but the most insane of cons. My guess on the similarities are his arrogance, his tacky taste (like the stupid-looking phone and everything having to be layered in gold paint, even if it looks dumb), the lack of morality when doing business, and the overinflated ego that makes him unable to grasp that someone might get the better of him.
No way a building that tall is allowed so close to the airport in LV. There's a reason places like MGM are only 500' high.
Is this building supposed to be taller than the strat? I can't remember. The Strat is almost 1200' high but is just a little bit farther from the airport.
Based on where the Luxor is in the skyline the hotel would have been in the empty lot across from Mandalay Bay. The approach for the runway is almost parallel to this so height isn't a issue. The fact the hotel is ugly as hell is LOL.
@@NevadaDHS
A) The airport extends all the way to Tropicana, past the Mandalay Bay and the Luxor. There are runways going south-southwest to north-northeast, in addition to the ones you're thinking of.
B) The FAA is concerned with more than just flight paths. They are also concerned with tall buildings interfering with radar and with communication signals between aircraft and the control tower.
C) Clark County requires FAA approval for all buildings within its jurisdiction. The original plans for the Strat called for to be 1800 feet tall, but it was scaled down by about 1/3, and the observation tower was built on the north end of the property, just over the line into the City of Las Vegas, which does not require FAA approval. Even more significant, UNLV's Thomas and Mack Center, just off Tropicana, was limited to 104 feet. The FAA also objected to the original plans for the new Raiders stadium, approximately 2 miles from the airport, because it was too tall. The height was revised downward to 205 feet.
D) The Ocean's movies have always been loose with the geography of the Strip. Terry Benedict remarks that "that monstrosity casts a shadow on my pool". The pool in question is the Bellagio fountains, and therefore the hotel is actually halfway up the Strip near where City Center is.
@@geezerpleasers_OG That's some good Vegas'ing there.
At least that part we might be able to tell by looking, @@davedixon2167 . Pretty sure there's at least one shot with both the Stratosphere Tower and Bank's new blight in it.
I've got one, how can these guys ever be struggling financially when they can casually rig 10million+ slot machines? They literally print money
The fact is they are so well known, they'd be barred from casinos around the world.
@@carlrood4457 but this was at the airport?
@@Keneo1 They saved the Susan B Anthony award for the poor guy who they poisoned and infested his room with biohazards
Good point.
@@hammo4168 yes but the casually did so. If they casually did so at 10 other places, they could retire to their own private mansion island chains.
I literally just recently watched the whole trilogy, couldn't have come at a better time lol
You missed the callback to The Godfather/ dinner with Sollozzo scene when Danny is talking to Bank!!
“What I want, what’s most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored”
No he didn't. He just didn't put it in the video.... Its on his 32gb SD card. The blue one i think but I can't be sure i can only know for sure. So maybe like... Idk. Stop breaking that necklace you know its only effecting your skin cause its fake and you have an allergic reaction probably
#7- Dr. Stan is in on their activities. He is shown later taking a payoff from them and it's suggested he is basically their "Team Doctor".
#11- While it's true that Bank might have been caught for the murder if he threw Rueben off the building, that doesn't mean he wouldn't at least bluff it. He was in the position of power. He obviously has influence in Vegas which could always mean having cops/city officials in his pocket. What's more likely is that Rueben, who is considered a Vegas legend himself would know that his signature would not be counted as valid. Remember, this is the first guy Danny and Rusty talk to when they need to take down the most powerful guy in Vegas in the first film (Benedict). This is the guy who was not only able to easily repay Benedict the 19 million he stole (stolen$+Vig), but he was ALSO able to pay Saul's 19 mil without even giving it a second thought. He has power.
He could easily tell authorities that he induced to make that deal under duress. The deal was unconsumated anyway and would be unwound if it ever went before a judge. Lastly, a businessman of Rueben's stature, even if he thought Bank was being straight with him, would NEVER have put himself in that situation. He says later that he was warned repeatedly about Bank. So him acting this gullible is what I am sinning.
#33- Casinos are private establishments. It's in the tiny little print somewhere that they can collect your data.
#83- This is all part of the rouse to sell Benedict on the legitimacy of the heist. Danny suspected that Benedict would try some sketchy sh*t, and as part of that deal, he is watching and listening to the entire operation. So this was part of covering that stuff.
#89- Linus induces Sponder to choose the diamond room because it's one of Bank's personal areas that has zero or minimal surveillance going on.
#90- They do call Bank. Almost literally right after this scene. You actually show it in the next clip.
#96- They could probably have bribed one of those workers to carry the magnetron in, but they are probably suspect to intense searches when they come in. Anything that high security, they would probably not be allowed phones, or personal accessories of any kind. Bank is the only person who can probably move around with complete impunity.
#120- Exactly right! In fact, the individual dealers have agency to stop play when they sense something wrong. They can halt play, make a phone call, or even just give a signal to one of the watchers on the floor. There is zero way they would accept every player at every table just winning over and over like nothing was wrong.
#126- The "5 inches is a dealbreaker" thing was once again for Benedict to hear. They knew they could work with it, but HE didn't. It was all part of Danny trying to anticipate and outmaneuver him.
#129- You can't really. Or at least, it's never happened. Or anywhere close to it. The three biggest airport payouts were for 3.9 mil, 879K, and most recently (in 2014) 302K. Sure, they were manipulating the machine, but remember, they get a kid who understands hacking to do this. Can that hacker back in 2007 literally increase the allowable winnings by a machine? Also, the paying entity would have some leg to stand on legally if it's own maximum payout is being manipulated. It's not a "Too bad, so sad" type thing.
Why does Virgil suddenly get the desire to lead a revolution?
Me, a Mormon: "It's because he's a fucking Mormon"
Is it really that hard to believe?
I just searched it. The record-high win at McCarran slots is, indeed, shy of only $4,000,000. Biggest potential win I didn't find. Are you just assuming it maxes out, though?
Casinos typically max out winnings for any game to keep the odds of them making money more in their favor. When winnings are allowed to be too big, it starts tipping the expected value the wrong way from the casino's perspective.
Makes sense, @@SgtSupaman. And I'd intuit that larger casinos have larger max wins, and that the airport is the equivalent of a smaller-scale casino.
Question stands. The film shows them trick the slots into paying out eleven mil. Granted we've got that no one at McCarran has yet won half that. But COULD it happen? :-)
Pretty sure Mccarron has megabucks machines which has a progressive jackpot that frequently exceeds 10 million. It resets when it’s won
Do you mean the potential high varies but it frequently gets that high,@@jeffdorfman2629?
Fresh thought: the wording in this vid suggests another meaning. Conveniently, it's the very last ding on the counter so it's easy to replay and scrutinize.
Jeremy doesn't say you can't win that amount. He says (sentence fragment alert) "the fact that you CAN win" so much.
Perhaps the copywriters believe it's true. Perhaps the "sin" is just the film telling it like it is.
The part when the gang gets made and they send the known associates list to WBank was a nice touch
**WB was the movie company**
The goggles and mask line was PERFECTLY EXECUTED
I love the theory that Basher’s accent is a fake even within the movie. He’s an American that loves everything British and Cockney so he Madonna’d that shit.
Pacino's performance was so OTT in this but I was never bored thru this movie. Also, does that mean EWW F9 is coming because please tell me that EWW F9 is coming.
@Fax are you a Muslim hater
what does OTT mean
@@antipeter8013 I think it means over the top, but that's just a guess. I'm fairly certain it is, though
@@antipeter8013 over the top
I'd be Only Too Thrilled to confirm that if you hadn't beaten me to it, @@Synthetic113. But maybe you did it because you were bribed to boost the comment. Be honest; are you On The Take? ;-P
Why'd you edit out the joke but leave in the punchline? Bernie Mac's character says he's recruiting women who'll appeal to classy sophisticates, so "raise those skirts up about three inches."
Its part of the new woke cinema sins vibe sucking the joy out of this channel. We all see it.
@@yt1300inHtown agreed. Push the narrative at all costs.
19:12 - was there a real earthquake? I always thought they just hit it so hard they met the resonance of the building, because it's built like a tuning fork, and so the shaking continued for a while even after the machine was shut down.
Yes. Just another one of the many overlooked explanations of in the movie from this sin video.
The real one was started by the on purpose one
2:29 - what is the problem with his name.
We literally had the Villian whose name was Doctor Evil.
7:27 - yes, Jeremy. Thanks for pointing that out on the screen (cliché) for us
0:14 I would've confused it with Valencia, Spain
Your assessment about the "4 weeks earlier" is incorrect. They aren't going back to start the movie proper. It's not like Mission Impossible 3 where they start at a scene that takes place like 20 minutes from the end then jump way back. Eventually you discover the entire movie leads to this scene so why put it at the front? This 4 weeks earlier is just to show what happened to Reuben the idiot then it goes back to the regular time. This is why you should never prematurely sin.
I literally just finished watching this movie, great timing. Defo better than the second.
I loved "11" but thought "12" was so bad I never watched "13".
Their lighter activates a large flat magnet below the table, the dices are rigged to land on 1 number.
Jeremy have you done everything wrong with Casino? And I'd love you to tackle the world's favourite british movie Hot Fuzz just for Sh!tz and giggled
I would kill to see them try and sin Hot Fuzz..... it’s one of the most perfect films ever 😂
@@thereflex101 yes but " we would still like them to try! "
@@TregMediaHD FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
@@EpyonRules a great big bushy beard
Not my favourite British movie. I still don't get how people can enjoy that movie so much. I couldn't crack one laugh watching it.
Ok so they would never want to shut down the table games or slots because everyone would fuck off, and I'm willing to give the Greco the benefit of the doubt because a physical attack/threat is much different from a threat made of 1s and 0s
18:26 We are actually. Basher was explaining it to Virgil earlier in the movie.
To me, the whole 'winning' montage is worthy of a thousand sins. Absolute inanity.
I was just thinking they should have add up all the winnings and increase the sin counter with the sum.
9:41 Jeremy correctly uses the word 'bollocks' and one sin is removed.
The structure of the hotel was what I found most unbelievable out of everything.
The problem with these heist sequels is you're expected to continue rooting for degenerate thieves simply because they rob degenerate businessmen.
@Something sometime I told people you support racism
@@THWhite-ip3uq neither of you are making sense
@@samsonsoturian6013 he's clearly racist because he wants us to dislike AND report that video
@@samsonsoturian6013 that video is them saying "Arabs don't have rights"
@@THWhite-ip3uq what does any of this have to do with my remark?
“We’re in Barney.... Rubble.... TROUBLE!” I always loved that because of how stupid it was...
Oceans Eleven line btw chaps...
I long thought that line was just random until I watched "Twin Peaks: the Return" with a European who paused it and explained Cockney rhyming slang.
In England, people used to frequently toss out the term "Berk", never knowing what it meant.
This was when it was totally acceptable to call people a "nonce".
Reminds me I'm fuzzy on which countries changed the title "The Spy Who Shagged Me" because it's too explicit.
We didn't change the name of it in the UK but it wasn't billed with the full name.
Clooney and Pitt look good in there Whistle and Flutes.
6:45
What's jarring about that, if you've been to Vegas, is that's all real geography except Bank's building conspicuously cg'd in. Could believe it's really there except I know it's not.
Forgot the part where they must've hired Superman to fly to get the replacement Tunnel boring machine and swap it out with the broken down one the night before without anyone noticing.
Figure Catherine Z-J and Julia R were unable or unwilling to return. One-line explanation: "it's not their fight."
Not saying this deserves a "sin." I'm just surprised that you didn't. :-P
Actually they said they considered having them in the opening scene but since the movie was already written with only the Ocean's Eleven in mind, they thought it wasn't affordable to pay JR and CZJ for a golden cameo, apart from being already mostly an all-male cast, having two major protagonists of previous movies appear just for a few minutes of screentime would have probably looked worse.
This bit is one of the reasons this film is so much less than the other two for me. It's just a cheap handwave, and honestly I feel like Jones and Roberts added a special flavor to both of the other films.
Wasnt Julia Robert’s in this for a few scenes?
Ocean's 11 and 13 are the only ones I remember watching multiple times but, when I watched EWW Ocean's 12... Didn't recognize it, the first time I've seen it was when I watched that video.
Also, I got the notification and was like, "Wait, didn't he sin that one already??" I've watched this channel for years and, I always think you guys sinned every movie at this point 😆
93-94 on the counter: so what if they see Rusty playing slots? Do they recognize him without his scruffy geologist costume? And is it standard casino security to check the slots player just before the suspicious winner?
It would be in a real casino, but this one has the Greco! And the computer said it's legit.
What would real casino security be on the lookout for, @@jfbeam? Is there a gambit where one fink rigs the slots, then an accomplice plays to collect the win?
@@alm2187 If does as in the movie, security would absolutely catch the fink and the accomplice, because they'll look at the video. They didn't in the movie because the greco is perfect, after all, who would rig the slots for some random person to win??? (the "reverse big store")
Movie:*exist. Cinema sins: S I N N I N G T I M E
19:15 I always saw that as the building actually acting as a tuning fork like Rusty says when he gives the Geiger counter to Bank.
Seismograph.
Not going to lie, the banter between characters is half the entertainment for me with these movies...even if it doesn't always make sense. Probably more than half.
11:20 is the trilogy's running joke. The English/Mandarin language barrier is barely there. Mostly, Yen and the rest of the crew talk to each other 3P0-style! Yen only switches to English to swear.
Maybe nobody will see this, but a line Terry Benedict had was a HUGE sin: "his hotel casts a shadow over my pool." Now, if he is referring to the pools at the Bellagio, which are behind the actual hotel, and based on where "The Bank" is located on The Strip, it is impossible for it to cast a shadow over the pool. If he's talking about the "lake" in front of the Bellagio, well, the sun rises in the East and "The Bank" is on the east side of The Strip but is southeast of the Bellagio and therefore still couldn't cast a shadow over the "pool" (lake) unless only for a few minutes maximum at the earliest time of the day only
P.S. Rusty's ringtone during opening vault heist was "Don't You Want Me" by Human League
It's been a long time since I gambled but doesn't your heartrate increase if you win or lose? People get excited when they win and mad when they lose. BOTH scenarios would cause a normal human's heartrate to increase. My questions are: How would the machine be able to tell the difference between someone's heartrate increasing from cheating or someone's heartrate increasing due to them winning or losing? Wouldn't the machine just think that everyone was cheating? It CAN'T distinguish WHY someone's heartrate increased. Right?
If somebody is winning because they're cheating, their heart rate will be lower because they know it's coming so there's no shock or surprise, like a big win that comes unexpectedly. I don't think it's meant to distinguish between a heart rate if somebody's winning versus losing but rather between someone who's winning by cheating and winning genuinely.
13:10 -- You forgot to take sins off for the reuniting of Michael Corleone and Vincent Corleone!
Er.... Sorry but, as a Brit, we have no idea what Basher is saying either
"Cattled" is not a British slang term.
The mystery buckaroos the heck out of me too. ;-)
The Basher character is WRONG on so many levels. That accent has offended me from OCEAN'S 11 onwards.
My name is Britney also. I never met another Brit not even in my home town of School
I like how they bring the night fox back in, and have him place second.. again.
Like how Benedict has a small role to.
Holy crap. Earlier this morning I was literally wondering when they would drop the Ocean's Thirteen vid because they had dropped the Ocean's Twelve vid last December, and it actually happened 😂
Nice prediction
Eleven and thirteen were the best outta the 3, the Vegas charm is just unmatched
I agree. The movies work better when set in Vegas, and I cannot explain why.
7:06 the pancake eater story is a reference to the show "Billions". If I'm not mistaken one of the writers of this movie created the show"Billions". Feel free to look it up
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
“I slice… like a goddamn hammer” is such a cool line, are you kidding
It comes from Paul Anka: ua-cam.com/video/2LsnW0WZlKQ/v-deo.html
Everything Wrong with Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005).
18:20 apparently it is a real thing. Apparently they add iron dust to the mold at the correct side, allowing an electromagnet under the table to attract that side of the dice when turned on by the remote switch in the lighters. You'd have to have the electromagnet in your pants knees or etc and throw at the right spot to have them attracted. They're supposedly kind of difficult to use properly because even ignoring that, you have to be careful at what moment you activate the magnet because it has to look natural.
3:45 "casual misogyny"
Sometimes, a word is just a word, Jeremy.
Right-hand man is a common term, but somehow Jeremy is offended by it.
@@Paulafan5 I don't think it was the word that offended him, but the fact they had to clarify in the script that the right hand man was a woman rather than just leaving it as just that, a right hand man. Someone who is well trusted and worked hard to get where they are.
Some sins I agree with but others make no sense. There are scenes that are cut out to make it look different. case and point, the dice being able to react the fake lighters. He said he has no idea how it works but made two sins on scenes SHOWING how it works.
I hope Th3Birdman gets a hold of this one hahah
Bernie Mac is so good in these movies and didn't get nearly enough screen time. You owe him a few sins back, imo.
I'm a simple man. I see a new CinemaSins video and I immediately slam the 'like' and watch it.
Virgil goes undercover, sees labor conditions in Mexico, and has such an attack of conscience he gets distracted leading a strike. I get it if you say that's ridiculous humor and makes you take the film so much less seriously.
But why the heck are you saying you don't understand it?
I also thought it was one of the funniest bits. The fact that, despite having a very simple and straightforward task, spending even a month working in those conditions made Virgil into a revolutionary. Also loved how out-of-tough the other guys were back in Vegas, when they realized that the entire workforce was only asking for 36K TOTAL.
I agree. I think it goes back to the conscious decision in Ocean's 11 that every character of the 11 would have their own moment.
“Sinatra was an asshole”
Love it. I’m a watcher for life.
One of the great Vegas moments was when Carl Cohen, mob-connected VP of the Sands, knocked Sinatra on his ass. Sinatra told his bodyguards to knock Cohen out but they knew better and didn't move a muscle. That evening, when Cohen walked into the showroom, all the servers, busboys, cashiers, etc. gave him a rousing ovation because Sinatra always treated them like dirt.
My only problem with 13 is it seemed like the members of the gang like Affleck and Caan who were previously funny as bit characters were given additional screen time and plot lines like it was strong-armed in contract negotiations. Even Ruben’s plight, while necessary to provide a new villain and motivation for the crew, just seemed to drag on.
5:15
Interesting point about pulse privacy. This film came out just before the first iPhone. Nowadays, if you're trying to sneak my heartrate data and you can hack my Samsung watch, you've got it. (Might be easier just to read it, though.)
I guess. But first you would want to like find something to trade for a client. How else will you keep the staircase in the home... It cost so much money to pattern them too. Which is totally unfair to the other guys involved
Cant wait for Ocean's fourteen to come out :)
That would’ve been cool before Frank and Saul died.
Plans ended after Bernie died. R.I.P
@@NCMonefaith oh rip
.... It did its called A Serbian Film
There in fact used to be a very large KB Toys not far from me. It became a Sears Outlet, and eventually an American Freight.
Happy Independence Day Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹
3:13 I get that “hammers don’t slice”; but I think Banks is saying that when he “cuts”people he is as subtle as a knife, but as destructive as a blow of a hammer.
It's a joke reference to Paul Anka saying this: ua-cam.com/video/2LsnW0WZlKQ/v-deo.html
Cinemasins is the funniest channel on UA-cam. They seem to be die hard movie fans while at the same time understanding that movies are total BS.
I know he roasts a large amount of these movies with Love. I know he genuinely loves movies/cinema. But like he says, “No movie is without a sin!”
@@wattsnottaken1 tbh more than half of the "sins" he notes are not actually sins he just doesn't understand it very well
You clearly don't understand what the Greco does do you? It keeps track of the biometrics of the players and dealers and analyses the moves and results of the games to prevent cheating. It doesn't control the games, the people, security or whatever. The fact that it shuts down doesn't stop the games. If no one orders the games to stop, the dealers will just keep dealing and the slots machine will just keep running on their own.
The IT guy said when introducing Greco that not only does it think, it also argues... it is implied that it's some kind of cutting-edge AI with a mind of its own. But even if it's not, the security system is very poorly designed if the games are allowed to go on in an event of the Greco failing. That's the biggest plot hole of the movie. The personnel should be alerted that something is wrong and they should stop all games and refuse to cash in chips until the Greco-problem is resolved.
I'd love to see an Everything Wrong with Dennis the Menace
1:53 you should take a look at how Suge Knight got the rights for Ice Ice Baby
I know this isn't the most popular movie, but this video needs more views simply for the quality of the joke writing. CS at the top of their game.
16+ minutes in, a casino ad pops in.
“You see how Pitt and Clooney are spreading biohazards in this hotel room, but protecting them from getting it with goggles and masks?” *ding*
That sin was on y’all.
You forgot that the guy, not virgil but other one, was a chef and a bouncer and met with real five diamond judge and he didnt notice that he changed proffesions so quickly and didnt suspect anything
If you watch the "bouncer" scene again where they kick him out of his room, Turk is facing away from the door so you only see the back of his head, probably so the 5 Diamond guy didn't recognize him.
He finally did it god bless u Jeremy !!
BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THISS!!!! THANK YOUUUUU
Oh damn I totally forgot about the Super Dave cameo in this one
Then how did you type this... You cant forget something for one. For two you can't type with no keyboard, you also need a keyboard Flock ®
@@idlehour r u drinking again
@@ojpistorius6369 Just because i am doesn't mean i had to you know
IN CASE YOU CONFUSED IT WITH VALENCIA, PENNSYLVANIA!
I had to search to guess what they meant by "offering a Billy Martin." Someone who knows his history might have guessed it instantly. Same with "the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever" from the first one.
Every name they drop in all three movies are real and meaningful to the sense of the phrase they are being used into if you know the names and their stories.
Gawd I feel old. Geezers like me knew those instantly.
Once upon a time I worked for kaybe toy store. Our store was huge, so yes that store size is about right.
Why is Jeremy offended by right hand man? It's a common term, not misogyny.
Cause he is a huge liberal.
@@brettbaratheon9776 I thought it was because of idiots putting politics in everything.
@@Jason-kk9ll he does. Always makes snide pompous little comments.
@@brettbaratheon9776 yep. total SJW
It's called virtue signalling. Jeremy's not woke, he's only pretending to appease the snowflakes in his fanbase.
14:15 it’a because they know Toulour is listening in on their frequency, so they have to keep the facade