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  • @mattneff
    @mattneff  9 місяців тому +98

    Make sure to Like and Subscribe! What episodes should I cover next?
    Catch up on FU Caillou Volume 1: ua-cam.com/video/Le9GyOczZZE/v-deo.htmlsi=t_NqSd5cM35QmOEW

  • @FamilyHistoriandude
    @FamilyHistoriandude 9 місяців тому +996

    Even Rosie is more mature because she didn't cry when the shirt was taken off.
    Doris failed as a mommy.

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna 9 місяців тому +83

      THE MOM HAS A NAME?!

    • @StepDownLeahThePTBF2002Wannabe
      @StepDownLeahThePTBF2002Wannabe 9 місяців тому +30

      @@PramkLuna That person must watch Vyond FKA GoAnimate.

    • @dontbother2763
      @dontbother2763 9 місяців тому +43

      "Failed" is an exaggeration. Try "f&$^ed up".

    • @madden8021
      @madden8021 9 місяців тому +59

      Doris and Boris are their actual names but not mentioned in the series.

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 9 місяців тому +33

      ​@@madden8021ew Doris and Boris. They're fine separately, but together....nah

  • @JoltJackelope
    @JoltJackelope 9 місяців тому +536

    Caillou Is like the OPPOSITE Of A “Comfort Character” He’s A Character That you watch when you Want to Feel ANGRY Or IRRITATED.

    • @ZillaMan2024
      @ZillaMan2024 9 місяців тому +30

      He's the perfect cartoon character to use as a punching bag.

    • @death_itself4509
      @death_itself4509 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@ZillaMan2024fr

    • @matthewheaven7889
      @matthewheaven7889 9 місяців тому +12

      Or that video game character you enjoy killing off that's what I think of with Caillou.😂

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ZillaMan2024 just like Katsuki Bakugo

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 9 місяців тому +13

      He's a Confront Character.

  • @ed5408
    @ed5408 9 місяців тому +507

    Caillou is afraid of monsters in the dark. What he doesn't know is that monsters fear him.

    • @thatprettymagicalfan480
      @thatprettymagicalfan480 9 місяців тому +41

      Because they're scared to eat this bald demon spawn

    • @Shamandigi62091
      @Shamandigi62091 9 місяців тому +21

      Now I'm just imagining some more Monsters Inc. trainee it's his first day on the job he's nice he's friendly he has a bright future ahead of him then he makes the horrible mistake of trying to scare Caillou then he has a stress-related mental breakdown

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому +17

      He’s the reason the Boogeyman begs his mama to look under the bed.

    • @MelanieMusick
      @MelanieMusick 9 місяців тому +11

      I bet 10000000000 dollars that when caillou comes to pre-school everyone goes away,even the teachers,cuz they don't want to deal with his sh*t

    • @YLCCOfficial
      @YLCCOfficial 8 місяців тому

      @@MelanieMusick Here is your 10 billion dollars worth of cash. It happened at the Caillou Community Preschool.

  • @DanielMiranda-sg2pd
    @DanielMiranda-sg2pd 9 місяців тому +313

    Rosie finally got her revenge by making a fool of Caillou.

    • @supreme-ss777
      @supreme-ss777 9 місяців тому +64

      She’s the only character I like on the show. She’s the only normal character. Her mom and dad aren’t off the hook, too. They NEVER punish Caillou at all.

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 9 місяців тому +38

      ​@@supreme-ss777 for real. Rosie is adorable

    • @Nekowaii_Girl
      @Nekowaii_Girl 9 місяців тому +28

      ⁠@@supreme-ss777Both her and Gilbert. I love cats. ❤

    • @achingforstrength
      @achingforstrength 9 місяців тому +5

      When?
      That I'd like to see...

    • @The_Real_Priest
      @The_Real_Priest 9 місяців тому +9

      @@supreme-ss777I think Rosie should have flat out been the main character, maybe age her up slightly and ditch Caillou

  • @vikaziza1506
    @vikaziza1506 9 місяців тому +845

    Caillou's mum missed a perfect chance for having only one well behaved kid.

    • @matthewhenningervonada9914
      @matthewhenningervonada9914 9 місяців тому +137

      I don't support abortion... however, this is my one exception.

    • @KennethCroft-g6q
      @KennethCroft-g6q 9 місяців тому

      Caillou makes me wish abortion was retroactive.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 9 місяців тому +40

      ​@@matthewhenningervonada9914
      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @brezzlendean77
      @brezzlendean77 9 місяців тому

      ​@@matthewhenningervonada9914why not

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge 9 місяців тому +65

      I know you likely mean when they're at the supermarket, but there are so many moments when she could've made it look like an accident.

  • @rapidlyvids
    @rapidlyvids 9 місяців тому +399

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I've got another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
    If you are wise you'll listen to me.
    Who do you blame when Caillou is a brat
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
    Blaming the pebble is a lie and a shame
    You know exactly who's to blame:
    The mother and the father!
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
    If you're not spoiled then you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

    • @randomshorts6862
      @randomshorts6862 9 місяців тому +33

      That's a cool reference I luv it 😊❤

    • @dontbother2763
      @dontbother2763 9 місяців тому +15

      If we can all agree on something, the 2023 prequel is better than the 2005 movie.

    • @supreme-ss777
      @supreme-ss777 9 місяців тому +31

      The Oompa Loompas are freaking awesome. They teach lessons while shaming the ones who failed to learn them.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 9 місяців тому +16

      @@dontbother2763 the 2005 one is considered by some a way better adaptation of the book, tho

    • @TwilightLink77
      @TwilightLink77 9 місяців тому +10

      @@channel45853But the Gene Wilder version is better especially the original songs.

  • @Nodeathnolife
    @Nodeathnolife 9 місяців тому +252

    The way Matt says "plaaaayyy" 😂

    • @sky2highvyonder595
      @sky2highvyonder595 9 місяців тому +33

      *PLllLaAaaAAayyYyYYYy*

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 7 місяців тому +3

      Or washing machine part lol.

    • @Ciaobellaaa
      @Ciaobellaaa 5 місяців тому +3

      Literally my favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Ciaobellaaa I bet you keep PPPPLLLAAAAYYYY it over and over.

    • @Murraygtandthebroddas
      @Murraygtandthebroddas 4 місяці тому

      PLllLAAaYYYyYyyyyyy hahahahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂l😂o😂l😂

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 9 місяців тому +157

    The mom yanking the shirt literally off Rosie's back and then not making him pass it down in the end is seriously ghoulish writing. It's one thing if the kid is a monster on his own but nope this is actively reinforced. Poor Rosie!

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 8 місяців тому +22

      Save Rosie and Gilbert

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 8 місяців тому +13

      @@akirathegalaxywarriorwolfwe must build an army of Caillou eliminators, and save the cats and his baby sister, leave the parents too. they are crap

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 8 місяців тому +6

      ​​​@@Dragonzilla2.0 yeah we will raise our army but for now we must train so grab your belts, frying pans, anything that hurts we must save Rosie and Gilbert and leave the parents after we get done whooping them for not disciplining Caillou and for marrying each other even though they are related...... Their names are Doris and Boris.....

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 7 місяців тому +3

      @@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf get a belt with nails poking out😈
      (Is that too far?)

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 7 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@Dragonzilla2.0 nah that's not too far it's a perfect weapon to discipline the little demon spawn

  • @SuperMarkerComicBro
    @SuperMarkerComicBro 9 місяців тому +38

    8:11 The most unbelievable part of the episode is how happy the parents are when they turn on the light. I've never seen any parent that happy to be woken up by their screaming child.

  • @jeffthekillercriticremixer5968
    @jeffthekillercriticremixer5968 9 місяців тому +354

    PBS should never stop showing reruns of Caillou. So parents can teach their children to never act like him

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 9 місяців тому +18

      Spoilers: there's a reboot

    • @jeffthekillercriticremixer5968
      @jeffthekillercriticremixer5968 9 місяців тому +17

      @@dragonempress8367 I know - but those episodes are more of a cash grab than the original which has I believe 170 episodes

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard 9 місяців тому +15

      @@jeffthekillercriticremixer5968 170 episodes? Of... of this!? Why? How?
      What!? Why!?

    • @rapidlyvids
      @rapidlyvids 9 місяців тому +8

      PBS took it off the air 3 years ago.

    • @the1magageneral323
      @the1magageneral323 9 місяців тому +1

      Cancel this show

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 9 місяців тому +207

    The doctor isn't curious why Caillou is bald. The doctor knows Caillou's own body recognizes he sucks and doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.

    • @CannedShrimp
      @CannedShrimp 8 місяців тому +8

      or a toilet

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah

    • @juliawolf156
      @juliawolf156 8 місяців тому +3

      All of you don‘t see the bigger picture: He may die aaaany day now. The pediatrician cannot accelerate that process much but she can overlook the cancer and pretend that he takes a bit longer to grow hair.

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 8 місяців тому

      ​@@juliawolf156 I don't care if the little ass face dies or not

    • @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf
      @akirathegalaxywarriorwolf 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@juliawolf156he doesn't have cancer his creators just made him bald

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 9 місяців тому +202

    Caillou: the most successful Trojan ad campaign in history.

    • @micahbush5397
      @micahbush5397 9 місяців тому

      Better to go with full sterilization: Even as a sperm, Caillou would break through because he wants to *pLaAaAy.*

    • @supreme-ss777
      @supreme-ss777 8 місяців тому +13

      Condoms: They’re Big, They’re Snug, They Protect. (Not really, but…gotta sell these t-shirts somehow?)

  • @almightyk11
    @almightyk11 9 місяців тому +91

    I have noticed we are missing one vital episode. "Caillou faces the consequences of his actions"

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian 6 місяців тому +2

      "Caillou gets sentenced to federal prison"

    • @almightyk11
      @almightyk11 6 місяців тому

      @@Hypnotically_Caucasian that's just ridiculous

    • @Bl0SS0MDR4WZ
      @Bl0SS0MDR4WZ 5 місяців тому +2

      “Caillou gets grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 451737611526475896692615 years”

  • @midnightgirlofthelunarmoon1164
    @midnightgirlofthelunarmoon1164 9 місяців тому +83

    Matt Neff's PLAAAAAAAAYYYYY counter: 4

  • @singer2be256
    @singer2be256 9 місяців тому +115

    Caillou: Do you wanna build a snowman?
    Elsa: Go away Caillou!

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 7 місяців тому +7

      “GO AWAAAAAAAY, GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AT AAAAAAALL!!

    • @ZillaMan2024
      @ZillaMan2024 7 місяців тому +4

      We turn him into a snow corpse

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 7 місяців тому +4

      🧑‍🦲 : OK bye

    • @marioandsonicshow
      @marioandsonicshow 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@mistylover7398he would scream and cry instead of saying that

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 місяці тому +1

      @@marioandsonicshow lol

  • @young_lifter
    @young_lifter 9 місяців тому +113

    Cailous is basically a 9 minute ad for protection

  • @MICHAELILES12
    @MICHAELILES12 9 місяців тому +65

    I don't know why but when Matt said "boy don't stare into the damn flashlight" my gut busted 💀🤣

    • @sliverjack0283
      @sliverjack0283 9 місяців тому

      You should hear what he says to the tibble tits when dw eats a death potato chip

  • @poohbear4515
    @poohbear4515 9 місяців тому +40

    Let’s give a big shout out for the narrator who had to watch countless episodes of Caillou and editing it for us to enjoy without going to the hospital for bursted eardrums, bloody eyes, and a couple times to restart his heart.

    • @daniapfel2825
      @daniapfel2825 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadegecko
    @jadegecko 9 місяців тому +24

    5:57 "So I think you'll agree, your honor, that my husband is more than capable of dressing Caillou, so he should have full custody"

  • @SummerDaWeasel-uk8ej
    @SummerDaWeasel-uk8ej 9 місяців тому +47

    1:37 “Caillou is scared to go to the doctor and tries to hide in his mom’s (meow meow)” got me rolling on the floor

  • @moonatic.06
    @moonatic.06 9 місяців тому +33

    Can’t wait to “plaaaayyyy” this video

  • @dontbother2763
    @dontbother2763 9 місяців тому +102

    LET'S REVIEW: Some scum-ass company named WildBrain has produced Caillou for decades, and are aware of the criticism from many parents that the show has received. Instead of apologizing and cancelling the show for something better, WildPain has decided to torture parents of future generations by giving Caillou a remake that barely changes anything, and-oh, look, there's two of them, just because, you guessed it, money.
    Wish You Pain, WildBrain.

    • @Sudriantank12
      @Sudriantank12 9 місяців тому +3

      They actually fixed caillous personality, apparently

    • @dontbother2763
      @dontbother2763 9 місяців тому +11

      @@Sudriantank12 I feel like they should've just abandoned it entirely and focus more on other things, like Family Channel and the Strawberry Shortcake franchise.

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 9 місяців тому +1

      They remade it?

    • @DBZAOTA482
      @DBZAOTA482 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dontbother2763If it wasn't for Caillou being a painfully unlikable brat, the show would be completely dull.

    • @TheCarson116
      @TheCarson116 8 місяців тому

      Yep: that's sadly 99% of production companies nowdays: they don't care about turning out a quality product as long as they can keep that cash flowing in (Wildbrain in particular has ruined many a classic series in their quest for ultimate richness).

  • @lilstrawberry_lady
    @lilstrawberry_lady 8 місяців тому +45

    I’m sorry, but Rosie is looking so confused about the fact the mom taking the shirt away from her I could tell she was thinking what everyone else was thinking:
    “I can’t believe this shit parenting💀”

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone 9 місяців тому +101

    While D.W. is written more like a bratty 6-year-old, Caillou seems to be written like a 2-year-old. Gotta give props to D.W. for at least acting slightly above her age, even if she does still suck. If Caillou acts half his age throughout his life, he'll be that guy in his 40s still trying to party like a college kid.

    • @danayar3925
      @danayar3925 9 місяців тому +8

      Caillou was two years old in the original books.

    • @desenhosanimados2010
      @desenhosanimados2010 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@danayar3925i think on the original books he is more likeable and behaved than in Season 1

    • @LeanGuyy
      @LeanGuyy 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@desenhosanimados2010 he bit his sister in one though?

    • @E.C.Animation
      @E.C.Animation 9 місяців тому +8

      My brother was/is like him and in his forties: he'd party if anyone could stand to be around him but they can't so he just does drugs by himself and everything he has was given to him by our parents while he can't keep a job because he's a violent criminal for pulling a knife on my dad and any money he does have comes from selling drugs.
      Parents please actually parent your children not just baby them forever because they scream and throw fits if anything doesn't go their way. You'll create a seriously dangerous individual if you do. Most dangerous to you as the parent and the siblings.

    • @poopww5378
      @poopww5378 8 місяців тому

      In the earlier seasons he’s 2

  • @anchorsaway9500
    @anchorsaway9500 9 місяців тому +23

    Irony of that favorite shirt is that we never seen him in it before.

  • @cricketguy1206
    @cricketguy1206 9 місяців тому +92

    Caillou should be IN the washing machine, since he likes being on top of it

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 9 місяців тому +5

      Que scene from family guy when Lois put Stewie in the washing machine. She’s just like Barbara Bush

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 9 місяців тому

      Stop further spoiling the brat

    • @daniapfel2825
      @daniapfel2825 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tgiacin435In which season ?

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 9 місяців тому +3

      @@daniapfel2825 an early one. Stewie gets obsessed with Lois, and annoys her to the point she imagines shoving Stewie in the washer

    • @daniapfel2825
      @daniapfel2825 9 місяців тому +2

      @@tgiacin435 Can we blame her ? Stewie tried of killed her so many times

  • @TheNightThatCrawls
    @TheNightThatCrawls 9 місяців тому +25

    the one dislike came from caillou himself.

  • @Nekowaii_Girl
    @Nekowaii_Girl 9 місяців тому +20

    9:29 I’m convinced that the animators have never seen real cat paw pads before.

  • @inkysora665
    @inkysora665 9 місяців тому +96

    Horrid Henry sounds like a good candidate for an FU series.

    • @TooningIn2008
      @TooningIn2008 9 місяців тому +14

      And his entire family

    • @movienrd
      @movienrd 9 місяців тому +22

      Nah Perfect Peter is a Great Candidate for The FU series

    • @SquishyTrym
      @SquishyTrym 9 місяців тому +25

      I think Perfect Peter and their parents would make the better candidates for an FU series. Their parents blame Henry for everything and neglect him to the point where, in one episode, they make sure Henry didn't have any cereal because they purposefully placed everything on Peter's side of the table so Henry wasn't able to reach over the line that the parents imposed on him.

    • @movienrd
      @movienrd 9 місяців тому +8

      @@SquishyTrym I also remember in one episode his family punished Henry for Sorting his toys?

    • @LemonCat98
      @LemonCat98 9 місяців тому +15

      Could call it "piss off perfect Peter"

  • @goodboy02network90
    @goodboy02network90 9 місяців тому +91

    6:18 “Dad, why are we sitting on the washing machine?”
    “Because in Canada, men have Virginias.”

    • @danielgodfrey4415
      @danielgodfrey4415 9 місяців тому +6

      Virginias?
      Lol auto fill failed you

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@danielgodfrey4415 UA-cam would delete the comment because they have "Virginias" as well

    • @ItsCrappyPapsTime
      @ItsCrappyPapsTime 9 місяців тому

      I read Virginias as "vaginas" 💀💀💀

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mr.awesome6011Hahahaha! That’s a new one.

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому +26

    1:53-1:56 I remember that part of the episode so distinctly, that even with your narration, I can still hear Caillou saying to the doctor, “You put that in my ear! You hurt me!”

  • @BrendanBarney
    @BrendanBarney 9 місяців тому +15

    8:09 Ngl, that shot kind of startled me as a kid.

  • @GabetheSlacker
    @GabetheSlacker 8 місяців тому +16

    Caillou: Mommy! Mommy!
    -SHUT UP!!!

  • @ilovegarradors
    @ilovegarradors 9 місяців тому +18

    When I was 4 or 5 I went up an elevator at the mall because I was mad at my Mom. I took it right back down but she wasn't there anymore. (She had apparently gone up to meet me upstairs). I was scared and found a security guard who helped me find her. And then I was punished and not allowed to go to the mall again for a full year. I NEVER did something like that again.
    Moral of the story: Kids are brats, but they don't learn how NOT to be one if you don't discipline them. The creators of children's media like Aurther (DW >.>) and Caillou don't seem to understand that.

  • @supreme-ss777
    @supreme-ss777 9 місяців тому +28

    I’m just going to say it. Besides Caillou’s friends, Rosie is my favorite. Why? Like Rodrick Heffley of his family, Rosie is the only NORMAL one. She always has to put up with Caillou’s mistreatment of her, and the fact that she is younger than him and acts BETTER BEHAVED than him is embarrassing on Caillou’s part.
    Even when she’s bullied by her own BROTHER, she’s still kind to him! Rosie doesn’t deserve this AT ALL!

    • @sliverjack0283
      @sliverjack0283 9 місяців тому +6

      CPS would have a field day

    • @midnalazuli793
      @midnalazuli793 8 місяців тому +2

      Leo was at his best in the first episode when he stole Caillou's blocks and laughed at him when he cried for his mommy. Wish they kept him that way, at least for a few more episodes.

  • @BellaAlarcon-sd9xd
    @BellaAlarcon-sd9xd 9 місяців тому +8

    The way he says "play" got me on the floor

  • @HunterForsberg
    @HunterForsberg 7 місяців тому +3

    I love the way you casually say “FU CAILLOU” 😂

  • @thomashuffman3237
    @thomashuffman3237 9 місяців тому +9

    Matt: Caillou starts crying like a weenie.
    Caillou: I am NOT a weenie!
    Robot: I’m sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie.

  • @Retroboy-qb4li
    @Retroboy-qb4li 9 місяців тому +11

    I watched the shopping episode and a small detail I found kinda funny and wish Matt pointed out was that when Caillou was like "you went awaay" his mom literally says "no Caillou you did" like yeah, don't blame her for you wandering off >:(

  • @SuperMewKittyKatGaming
    @SuperMewKittyKatGaming 9 місяців тому +27

    Canada should pay all people for making and airing this show as an apology

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 9 місяців тому +3

      Canada has a buttfuckton of things to apologize for these days.

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 8 місяців тому +9

    " Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, cuz it ain't that damn sad!" HAHAHA

  • @Melcat96
    @Melcat96 9 місяців тому +19

    0:23 1:58 3:14 6:41 PLAAAAAAAY

  • @Rioluscave
    @Rioluscave 9 місяців тому +26

    Well the father doesn’t do his job with his son. And I’m sure he isn’t as much of a man in the bedroom. The mom probably only has the washing machine for relief.

  • @Isaac-lunar09
    @Isaac-lunar09 9 місяців тому +6

    Family guy made a joke about cailou and his dad sitting on the washing machine but i didn't know it actually happened 😂

  • @SQU1DWAR4
    @SQU1DWAR4 9 місяців тому +39

    Better title: caillou the whiny brat (PART 2)

  • @MichaelBlaneWalker
    @MichaelBlaneWalker 9 місяців тому +21

    The first one depicts how the Loud sisters (specifically 16 and 17 years old) acted over a dress!
    While Caillou’s mom calms him down, the Loud parents DON’T EVEN have the guts to do jack!

  • @joshuatewolde1837
    @joshuatewolde1837 9 місяців тому +22

    Despite Caillou being the worst example of cartoon kids, he’s very relatable to most of us with our Fears of The Doctor’s Office when WE Were small - At Least this episode didn’t include…. (Deep Demon Voice) ‘THE SHOT!…….’

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому +5

      Dun, dun, DUUUUUUN!

    • @iso-didact789
      @iso-didact789 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MovieFan1912 Trust fauci, just fauci, do not think, just trust in me. Wear your mask, and live in fear, because disease is always near. Get your jabs, and perhaps one day, good boys and girls will get to play.

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 9 місяців тому +9

    Speaking as an older brother, it’s perfectly normal for your old clothes to be passed down to your younger sibling. It is nothing to get upset over and frankly how this brat react it is embarrassing to all of us older siblings.

    • @achingforstrength
      @achingforstrength 9 місяців тому

      I didn't know you were an older brother 😮
      Could you teach mine a thing or two please?

    • @animequeen78
      @animequeen78 7 місяців тому

      And it's more frugal

  • @Shamandigi62091
    @Shamandigi62091 9 місяців тому +14

    1:17 I feel bad for Rosey not only was her big brother being a total dick to her over an old shirt but the fact that her mom sided with Caillou rather than her even though she was being reasonable is just the salt in the wound

    • @ZxCv134-n3b
      @ZxCv134-n3b 8 місяців тому

      Rosey is more mature even though she is a toddler. than that bald bastard crying a lot

    • @ZxCv134-n3b
      @ZxCv134-n3b 8 місяців тому +4

      Rosey is more mature than her older brother

  • @TheVaporeonrules234
    @TheVaporeonrules234 9 місяців тому +9

    You know, you gotta feel bad for Rosie. Poor kid's gonna grow up a people pleasing emotional binge eating good girl.

  • @VivaanHans-d3d
    @VivaanHans-d3d 3 місяці тому +5

    Season 1 Caillou: 👿
    Caillou in the latest season: TREMENDOUS IMPROVEMENT 🙏 😇

  • @TheBasherShow
    @TheBasherShow 9 місяців тому +6

    Me: I think you’re better off at that place
    Caillou: WEENIE HUT JR’S??
    Caillou: Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr’s?
    Me: Oh, srry, I was pointing at that one next to it
    Caillou: SUPER WEENIE HUT JR’S??!!

    • @daniapfel2825
      @daniapfel2825 9 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @colinroberts2060
    @colinroberts2060 9 місяців тому +6

    Many of these episodes proved to be excellent material for UA-cam Poops. Most commonly the one with the "Teddy Shirt", which seems to interpret the scene with the scotch tape between his shorts and shirt (at 1:02) as looking like lederhosen. Also, I can never not laugh whenever I see the scene with him sitting on top of an active washing machine or dryer around 5:08.

  • @omegasupreme1970
    @omegasupreme1970 9 місяців тому +4

    baba Yaga...yes John Wick needs to make dinner reservations for Caillou.....

  • @AlexWebb98
    @AlexWebb98 5 місяців тому +3

    You totally need to do an “FU Caillou” video in the future where the opening Caillou whining scene ends with the clip of Penn Jillette saying “You need to SHUT. THE. F**K. UP!”
    P.S. Great video as always, man! Keep up the great work! 👍

  • @elwoodjacobs4353
    @elwoodjacobs4353 9 місяців тому +5

    You'll also note that Caillou's bear shirt looks suspiciously like the Grateful Dead bears.

  • @Doughboy123x
    @Doughboy123x 9 місяців тому +17

    Pla-a-a-ay!

  • @daboz8753
    @daboz8753 5 місяців тому +1

    *CAILLOU LOST HIS GOD DAMN MIND*
    I laughed way harder at that than I should’ve 😂

  • @sycho-blud
    @sycho-blud 9 місяців тому +17

    Go Animate Caillou is the Caillou I remember the most cuz he gets Grounded for he craziest of things

  • @bertcarroll1243
    @bertcarroll1243 9 місяців тому +8

    Could somebody send that kid to jail he drive me bananas💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 0:22

  • @IlluminatiWarrior-by2mz
    @IlluminatiWarrior-by2mz 9 місяців тому +5

    7:46 more like telling Sasquatch that the yeti doesn’t exist

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 9 місяців тому +10

    6:55 wait... they actually put the cat into the full bath...!? ANIMAL CRUELTY.

  • @channel45853
    @channel45853 9 місяців тому +10

    3:00 The cereal box TOOK HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Vezu-f7w
    @Vezu-f7w 3 місяці тому

    I love when Matt says "Pleeey" in the most bratty way possible

  • @2kidsandadog782
    @2kidsandadog782 Місяць тому +7

    1:40 what💀

  • @L.t.d907
    @L.t.d907 22 дні тому +1

    “pLaYyYyYY” 😭😂

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 9 місяців тому +24

    This child was not shaken enough as an infant

    • @sliverjack0283
      @sliverjack0283 9 місяців тому +4

      Should have had a bowling ball as a riding buddy in the trunk

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sliverjack0283 better yet, a durian

  • @shaybee1991
    @shaybee1991 7 місяців тому +1

    The title of this video and the voice he uses when he says 'plaay'
    Such gold

  • @FranklinBloxianYT
    @FranklinBloxianYT 9 місяців тому +6

    Perfection! Hope to see more of this content.

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  9 місяців тому +2

      More to come!

  • @ryancollins2559
    @ryancollins2559 Місяць тому +1

    Merry Christmas, Matt Jeff

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 9 місяців тому +14

    This show would be so much better without Caillou even just showing us Rosie and Gilbert being cute would be better than what we actually got. What? Arthur did this with baby Kate and Pal in a few episodes and they were some of my favorite ones.

  • @P.A.T.S.91
    @P.A.T.S.91 4 місяці тому +1

    The episode where Caillou keeps freaking out in his room was once edited to where the animatronics from FNAF were added in and finally killing Caillou and his parents at the end of the video

  • @mr_everyth1ng
    @mr_everyth1ng 9 місяців тому +12

    While baby rosy turns into a blueberry

  • @realadrieno
    @realadrieno 5 місяців тому +1

    “Caillou’s very favorite shirt”
    …that we didn’t see him wear ONCE before the episode

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan 9 місяців тому +4

    That's funny to me because I stole a t-shirt from my older brother shortly before he left for boot camp, and I still have it nearly a decade and a half later, and he doesn't care, lol. It's a simple gray shirt that's heavy, double stitched, and still fits.

  • @tayloredwards1675
    @tayloredwards1675 6 місяців тому +1

    “Mommy takes the photo to commemorate, which she’ll later use to get full custody.”
    Of Rosie. 😆

  • @egglord085_YT
    @egglord085_YT 8 місяців тому +6

    The washing machine got me rolling to Alaska 💀

  • @austintrevino6398
    @austintrevino6398 3 місяці тому

    Caillou's greed inadvertently saved Rosie from being bullied, though!
    "Red hair... And a hand-me-down teddy bear shirt. You must be a Weasley."

  • @micahbush5397
    @micahbush5397 9 місяців тому +6

    I tried watching at 0.25 speed at 6:42 just to see how they avoid showing his crotch and inadvertently found out that Matt's narration at that speed is hilarious.

  • @deshane-n5x
    @deshane-n5x 7 місяців тому +2

    its so funny when he says that "I want to PLAYYYYYYYY" I swear Caillou is a little brat

  • @ephraimsolomonimie9093
    @ephraimsolomonimie9093 9 місяців тому +11

    0:32 - Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, CAUSE IT AINT THAT DAMN SAD.

  • @peternighswander9629
    @peternighswander9629 7 місяців тому

    When you yelled “SHUT UP”, I busted out laughing

  • @brandonkirkendall1466
    @brandonkirkendall1466 9 місяців тому +7

    You should do an FU Literally Every Fairly OddParents Character Whose Name Isn't Timmy Turner Or Wanda. Sometimes I think the entire reason Timmy needs TWO fairy godparents is because the world he lives in is such a hellhole.

    • @ladypool1404
      @ladypool1404 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah! Francis the bully, Crocker, Timmy's parents, Vicky. Everyone is cruel with this poor kids except Wanda. That's so sad 😭

    • @brandonkirkendall1466
      @brandonkirkendall1466 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ladypool1404 Cosmo may be another exception, but then again, he's too stupid to be intentionally cruel. And Poof, but then, he's just a baby.

  • @carolynaugust5032
    @carolynaugust5032 5 місяців тому +2

    0:06 Caillou: (Cries)
    Caillou: MOMMY! MOMMY!
    Male voice: SHUT UP!

  • @GabetheSlacker
    @GabetheSlacker 8 місяців тому +3

    They even tell you not to put your child into the basket on a shopping cart.

  • @austinitsuaustin
    @austinitsuaustin 7 місяців тому +1

    I’ve seldom had a video make me laugh out loud this many times! This was fantastic! Thank you for sharing! ❤😂

  • @danthemanspear
    @danthemanspear 9 місяців тому +6

    1:32 this shouldn’t surprise you as the same kid bit Rosie in the book

    • @brandonmarcum1126
      @brandonmarcum1126 7 місяців тому

      I'm confused how the bald brat is not in jail

  • @n3rd_th1ng
    @n3rd_th1ng 9 місяців тому +2

    Amazing video dude, I love the FU series💜💜💜

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  9 місяців тому +2

      Thanks a ton!

  • @RockTheClock247
    @RockTheClock247 9 місяців тому +8

    4:25 funny enough, cyanide smells like almonds

  • @Bethrenjakura
    @Bethrenjakura 9 місяців тому +2

    This is completely outta nowhere, but I listen to these like podcasts

  • @lucithebean4422
    @lucithebean4422 9 місяців тому +17

    Omg he's bald. He's bald and he's torturing people with hair.

    • @Violentinthedaylight
      @Violentinthedaylight 9 місяців тому

      I wouldn't be surprised if Caillou grew up to run a a chain of hair salons and an evil wig factory.
      Bet his parents would fund everything.

    • @lucithebean4422
      @lucithebean4422 9 місяців тому

      @@Violentinthedaylight I feel like he would as well. I bet they would fund everything.

    • @Violentinthedaylight
      @Violentinthedaylight 9 місяців тому

      @@lucithebean4422 And then bail him out of jail.

    • @lucithebean4422
      @lucithebean4422 9 місяців тому

      @@Violentinthedaylight they would 🤣🤣🤣

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 5 місяців тому +2

    I’ll never understand why Caillou was less mature than everyone else in the show and always got his way no matter what?
    Like, what was the lesson for children to learn here?

  • @ryanjohnson4249
    @ryanjohnson4249 8 місяців тому +5

    1:02 Caillou makes an ass of himself. 💀

  • @michaelshworak
    @michaelshworak 5 місяців тому +2

    As someone who grew up in Canada I can confirm we have hair

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 9 місяців тому +16

    Caillou's parents live in constant fear of him due to threatening them to be placed in the cornfield...........

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому +3

      I wonder how many people will get that reference.

    • @Flaketrevor
      @Flaketrevor 8 місяців тому +2

      Spoiler Alert: even that kid in the movie learned his lesson/redeemed himself

    • @thomashuffman3237
      @thomashuffman3237 7 місяців тому

      @@MovieFan1912children of the corn?

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 7 місяців тому +1

      @@thomashuffman3237 No, that’s completely different. This reference goes back further.

    • @thomashuffman3237
      @thomashuffman3237 7 місяців тому

      @@MovieFan1912 oh… I see. Which movie?

  • @Darksyde2255
    @Darksyde2255 3 місяці тому

    caillou's mom: ok you can get cookies
    the right answer: Boy put that back before i fold yo ass in this store.

  • @someonedumb04
    @someonedumb04 9 місяців тому +4

    I’m surprised no one volunteered ms. endive from chowder for the fu series. She made chowder and mung her slaves just for some mood fruit, she took schnitzel away from the catering company and tried to force herself onto him, she even tried to cover up Mungs “dead body” after thinking she killed him AND tried to keep panini quiet about it
    Fu ms. Endive

  • @MazdaAddict
    @MazdaAddict 5 місяців тому

    "He's scared of the doctor and hides to cry in his mom's *****" I had water in my mouth when this was said. It went from in my mouth to ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND DESK🤣🤣

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck 9 місяців тому +7

    Go figure, Caillou is a grateful dead fan