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Thanks bob and I have an idea for a video you know how people cosplay as character so what if they did the person walks around and people question the looks only to realize there not themselves some power some who’s weapons are real
"Since when is having a meal; a succulent Chine, err... Breakfast meal... a CRIME!? THAT MAN JUST GRABBED MY P****!!!..." Absolutely perfect nod to an all-time grail of a UA-cam video, Doc. I salute you. THIS IS DEMOCRRRRRRRRACY MANIFEST!
Anomalies run the gamut from goofy to adorable to horrifying. It can be just a simple object, or it can be a cute girl with a superpower. Not all are scary.
Not anymore I'm afraid, most writers are older and can't get their Anomalies approved and the newer ones are so short and power scale types it's gotten ridiculous...
whenever I hear the name “Josh”, I just think of Let’s Game It Out’s Josh. more specifically I imagine “HEY THERE IT’S JOSH, AND WELCOME BACK TO LET’S GAME IT OUT”. why am I typing this?
@@jaredstar There are sponsorships that don't risk seriously harming your viewers and releasing their private information for profit. The idea that it's okay to risk desperate people just because it's a sponsorship is a pathetic excuse.
You guys do relise that a lot of these sponsors lock them into contracts for a set period of time and if they break that contract they have to pay back EVERYTHING right? (yes i know they suck but unfortunatly...)
We could all simply ignore the ad spot. All the while the channel gets funded, and BetterHelp wastes their advertising budget on an audience that doesn't care about them. Win-win?
How i would try to attempt beat this SCP: Tell the judge that food, feed the same people who is growing them all in the court. The foods are made from other murdered foods in the court room, making them no more innocent than you, giving you another high reason to escape. Tell the judge that the people that should be in the court room, should be the very people who put them on the shelves for that very purpose. If all fails, in a last ditch effort, they may have strong arms, but they don't have a mouth, and you do, bite they're arms off and eat your way to escape for your life!
Hey, the yolks on us all. His eating was a cereal offense. Oh Fudge! What I meant to say was he'd better hide deep in the Milky Way, to avoid getting caught with his hand in the cookie jar. When you start me on puns, well that's the way the cookie crumbles. 😂
Dr Bob actually got Australia pretty accurately, except the pigeon statue at 0:41 is not from Newcastle (New South Wales) or any if its malls. It comes from south australia in Rundle Mall. I have passed that statue many times. The Target shop at 1:39 also looks quite similar to the one in Rundle Mall if you ignore the orange hue. The food court itself closely resembles City Cross food court, Rundle Mall South Australia in which I myself have eaten there multiple times... Even though Dr Bob said it is Rhodes Plaza, NSW I am CONVINCED this is Rundle Mall, South Australia. Too many iconic and exclusive South Australian landmarks and buildings present in this video.
I reckon Dr Bob based his imagery on the Rundle Mall. There is no Rhodes plaza in Newcastle, But there is a mall called Rhodes Central in Sydney Though
This SCP gives the brand new meaning of the name "Food Court." There's one mall I'm avoiding at all cost. I wonder if there any other mall SCPs. Note for all 5847-2's: I may be many things, but a murder i wish not to be. I commited the acts not because of somekind of sick enjoyment but as a means for survival. I understand that these acts seem inhumane or humunch know that i do them so that i may live. it is a curse, so to speak, an illness that can never be cured, and if you think that what i have done is truly a crime then i am willing to pay for it. Just know that I wish not to hurt anyone, and if I still do, i assure you that with all honesty in my heart, i do not have no shame in what i do. The many witnesses to my acts may have their take on what had happened, but I speak the most truth.
@diegolorente8435 a UA-camr who does list videos of good or bad stuff, mostly when it comes to kids shows, who sadly said he's quitting UA-cam, he made I believe two videos explaining why he is moving away from UA-cam to a job in construction
@@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay man this sucks the only UA-camr, who’s not quitting UA-cam is Videogamedunkey or h3h3 the only two UA-camrs are left. The post decided they’re not quitting UA-cam man this year feel like a lot of UA-camrs are quitting UA-cam but not. Videogamedunkey like I’m not quitting UA-cam thank God I love his videos so much
What's your proof of this? Everytime I see a comment like this. You provide nothing to prove it. You just see "It's a scam btw." How and where? Explain
@@thomasgibbons3226 look it up for at least 15 seconds. (Comments with links get automatically deleted btw) DailyMail: "Therapists on BetterHelp accused of inappropriate behavior and dishing out advice so bad patients quit therapy altogether" BBC: "Mental health: Unqualified therapists exploiting vulnerable patients" Newsweek: "BetterHelp Patients Furious at 'Sketchy' Therapists" Maastricht University: "How the BetterHelp scandal changed our perspective on influencer responsibility"
@@thomasgibbons3226 but the tl:dr is that it was found out that they were selling personal information and the supposed therapists weren't even qualified to provide therapy
I think I'd just eat the bailoaf and the fudge and call it a day lol. What are they gonna do? Eat me twice? Not to sound like Hannibal, but if I'm going down anyway to biased foodstuffs that I am wired biologically to enjoy, might as well have a nice last meal
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How did you send a day old comment on a 3 minute old video
@@skymen8844 it was maybe privat first and he commented then and did it public later
Thanks bob and I have an idea for a video you know how people cosplay as character so what if they did the person walks around and people question the looks only to realize there not themselves some power some who’s weapons are real
@@Louis-do1tlcringe.
As a DAD always looking for puns, this has equipped me for weeks 😂😂😂. Thank you Dr. Bob
If you were a cannibal, how funny would it be to see a human in a food base world or the word said in the court
The Court deems defondant innocent.
For some reason, I can see this SCP as a Treehouse of Horror segment with Homer as the victim.
They already did it...
"Homey, stop picking at it..."
"But Marge, I'm so moist and delicious!"
@@Tasarran That might be the funniest Simpsons joke out of context I've ever read.
I'm going to die, these puns are way too much
:3 guess you got a PUNisment
@@Ra88fulthat doesn't make sense in th context
This*
@@Christ1225-b2n Punishment...PUN isment...its a joke son...I keep pitching them and you keep missing them
you managed to text during your court case? 😢
Owen from Total Drama Island series would LOVE that sort of courtroom. He could turn the tables on all of them.
Gosh I can picture that
chowder too lmao he would eat the entire room and furniture
You know, as insane and bizarre as this SCP is, it would still make a better movie than what we were given with Sasuage Party.
Food court: how do you pea?
Myself: not guilty by raisins of insanity
I’m getting the death sentence.
Looks like all of humanity is getting it with food like that
@@quashietagoe5124They won’t stop me from eating everyone in a 2 mile radius.
You mean the meth* sentence. Meth is food right?
@@JaqenHghar.Do math not meth
I havent heard so many puns back to back in a long time in such a tastefull way, great SCP video Dr.Bob
"Since when is having a meal; a succulent Chine, err... Breakfast meal... a CRIME!? THAT MAN JUST GRABBED MY P****!!!..."
Absolutely perfect nod to an all-time grail of a UA-cam video, Doc. I salute you. THIS IS DEMOCRRRRRRRRACY MANIFEST!
Mr hungry having a wild ride with this one
if he’s hungry
Oh man that guy just found an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs but Dr Bob made it" ahh video 😂
Were Mung and Chowder cooking in that food court?
Definitely
Apologies but this is the most hilarious entity I’ve ever heard of I couldn’t stop laughing
Dr. Bob is really obsessed with food- and mouth- related SCPS now.
It's more of a teeth related scps
Funny enough, most of the teeth scp is just coming out in the wrong spot
It also seems that everyone that works at the SCP is gay. Like, all of them
@larrymoseley6844 probably trying to be inclusive
@@larrymoseley6844 what made you come to that conclusion? 💀
This has to be the wackiest SCP I ever heard of.
Anomalies run the gamut from goofy to adorable to horrifying.
It can be just a simple object, or it can be a cute girl with a superpower. Not all are scary.
Not anymore I'm afraid, most writers are older and can't get their Anomalies approved and the newer ones are so short and power scale types it's gotten ridiculous...
"Who are you vanilla exctractly?"
"I... am Tom... Tom Steve! "
"And I'm Mr. Bean!"
"uhh these guys are such a ketchup bottle..."
HAHAAHAHAJAJHAH
i find hilarious that the change the words,for foods. "I take my laws very cereasly"
whenever I hear the name “Josh”, I just think of Let’s Game It Out’s Josh. more specifically I imagine “HEY THERE IT’S JOSH, AND WELCOME BACK TO LET’S GAME IT OUT”. why am I typing this?
Chaos would ensue if it was him
Ah yes the Chaos Videokamera guy
Hope you had fun for sure I did
"I Turned My SCP Site Into an Inescapable Maze of Suffering"
70 player SCP SL server
I was expecting to see a “wheatness” when a witness was asked to testify.
I'm always curious to learn about sentient food. The Cheese Man in the thumbnail looks cool. He should have his own story.
Sooo sausage party ?
possibly...
GET OUT
@@Otinikミoh my.
Ok, I did not finish this yet... Does anyone duck a Sausage or a Bun?
Kinda.
Some guy who liked SCP was just eating one day and thought: "Food court.....WAIT A MINUTE" and here we are.
I would advise termination of your BetterHelp partnership, they’re the Nestlé of the mental health field.
You pay for the channel then, these sponsorships and the patreon are how Dr. Bob (The channel) keeps the lights on.
@@jaredstar brainlet take.
@@jaredstar There are sponsorships that don't risk seriously harming your viewers and releasing their private information for profit. The idea that it's okay to risk desperate people just because it's a sponsorship is a pathetic excuse.
You guys do relise that a lot of these sponsors lock them into contracts for a set period of time and if they break that contract they have to pay back EVERYTHING right? (yes i know they suck but unfortunatly...)
We could all simply ignore the ad spot. All the while the channel gets funded, and BetterHelp wastes their advertising budget on an audience that doesn't care about them. Win-win?
How i would try to attempt beat this SCP:
Tell the judge that food, feed the same people who is growing them all in the court.
The foods are made from other murdered foods in the court room, making them no more innocent than you, giving you another high reason to escape.
Tell the judge that the people that should be in the court room, should be the very people who put them on the shelves for that very purpose.
If all fails, in a last ditch effort, they may have strong arms, but they don't have a mouth, and you do, bite they're arms off and eat your way to escape for your life!
betterhelp is an scp of its own
Hey, the yolks on us all.
His eating was a cereal offense.
Oh Fudge! What I meant to say was he'd better hide deep in the Milky Way,
to avoid getting caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
When you start me on puns,
well that's the way the cookie crumbles. 😂
Har har
Dr Bob actually got Australia pretty accurately, except the pigeon statue at 0:41 is not from Newcastle (New South Wales) or any if its malls. It comes from south australia in Rundle Mall. I have passed that statue many times. The Target shop at 1:39 also looks quite similar to the one in Rundle Mall if you ignore the orange hue. The food court itself closely resembles City Cross food court, Rundle Mall South Australia in which I myself have eaten there multiple times... Even though Dr Bob said it is Rhodes Plaza, NSW I am CONVINCED this is Rundle Mall, South Australia. Too many iconic and exclusive South Australian landmarks and buildings present in this video.
I reckon Dr Bob based his imagery on the Rundle Mall. There is no Rhodes plaza in Newcastle, But there is a mall called Rhodes Central in Sydney Though
I'm from Aus and I have never called a shopping centre a mall.
What australian have you heard? He has an exaggerated and silly east London accent
@bonniethomson5861 that makes sense but Dr. Bob isn't from Australia
@chrisreay7033 I mean, I don't blame Dr Bob. He isn't Australian. But his accent is better than most I've heard. No one's perfect 😅
this... scp feels like a fever dream. a giant fever dream that i will never understand.
This SCP sounds more like a fever dream with food poisoning. All the food you have ever eaten coming to life to judge you sounds so unrealistic
The puns! This is the hardest and most frequent I've laughed at an SCP video. Definitely brought a smile to my face.
the man's mouth when the exucucumbers mouth opened was so funny lol
An SCP entirely based off a bad pun? Yes!
0:26 this joke of course 😂
Those puns demand a visit from the GOC.💥
I love puns. This made my day, thank you once again dr bob.
Can't help but feel this is a play off sausage party lol
Did the food court turn the guy’s skin into rainbow?
No, icing
@@ThrillSeeker3524 oh
If they bring me in i eat them all cuz of my hunger and i'll be full if i eat them all and skip dinner tonight😂😅🤫🧏♂️🍔😋
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@@AmosAmos-yj6vpexcept you'd have turned into food as well. 💀
Was that a subtle nod to "What's the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
11:53 peanutrition is actually a reference to SCP-173
Why is this sooooo funny even tho one was LITERALLY BEING EATEN
If I was stuck in a court room forced to make puns... SEND ME RIGHT TO JAIL, I'M OUT OF THERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
This Scp will make Freddy Krueger, Chucky and the annoying orange proud
Thanks for liking my comment
What's under the mall or inside the walls might be of surprise forms as possible sources of being catalyzers for that food court anomaly.
The ultimate dad jokes SCP😂
3 videos in what 1 day and half bro is GRINDING respect it
Highlight of my weekend! A NEW Dr. Bob vid!!!!!🎉🎉🎉
Wow, I nearly fried of laughter ha ha ha ha!
Wait, wait... What happens if I'm a cannibal?
I wish malls were like this in France. I mean, with a theater
Food and teeth. Dr Bob's favorite.
Oh hell yeah
Yay! Dr Bob!
Have you heard that the Muppets is in the scp franchise as well in a war with disney?
you managed to make it scary, nice
Well, that's one way to break up a court case.
This episode made me holler 🤣🤣🤣 the puns are hilarious
This made me laugh. 😄 Been a while Dr. Bob's videos did that.
When people need an example why 95% of the SCPs above 2000 are bad, send him a link to this one XD
😂🤣🤣😂
this actually true
Suggested cross testing: SCP-082 and SCP-913. SCP-682 would be funny but is more likely to eat the employees than the food to activate 5847.
I have been laughing through the entire video 😂 because of the food puns
Well now!! The food court seems a bit much even for the normal eye. Cause I can't imagine being judge by a chocolate Bar 😅😅
This SCP gives the brand new meaning of the name "Food Court." There's one mall I'm avoiding at all cost.
I wonder if there any other mall SCPs.
Note for all 5847-2's:
I may be many things, but a murder i wish not to be. I commited the acts not because of somekind of sick enjoyment but as a means for survival. I understand that these acts seem inhumane or humunch know that i do them so that i may live. it is a curse, so to speak, an illness that can never be cured, and if you think that what i have done is truly a crime then i am willing to pay for it. Just know that I wish not to hurt anyone, and if I still do, i assure you that with all honesty in my heart, i do not have no shame in what i do. The many witnesses to my acts may have their take on what had happened, but I speak the most truth.
I’m eating while watching this 😭
I like the food puns coming from the living food.
Yes more doctor bob entries
This is one of my new favorites
Is the Australian named ''Joash'' as a reference to PhantomStrider?
Who is that?
@diegolorente8435 a UA-camr who does list videos of good or bad stuff, mostly when it comes to kids shows, who sadly said he's quitting UA-cam, he made I believe two videos explaining why he is moving away from UA-cam to a job in construction
@@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay man this sucks the only UA-camr, who’s not quitting UA-cam is Videogamedunkey or h3h3 the only two UA-camrs are left. The post decided they’re not quitting UA-cam man this year feel like a lot of UA-camrs are quitting UA-cam but not. Videogamedunkey like I’m not quitting UA-cam thank God I love his videos so much
Cucumber vore was NOT in today's bingo card.🤷♀
I am glad that they have it closed off to the public for that reason!!
6:20 "Wait wha'?" XD
Our mall is a large building that used to have stores inside. Welcome to the 2020's, it sucks all over.
These are the best puns I’ve ever heard. It’s pretty sunny sided up.
Bruise on my forehead from face palming. So many dad jokes, pie loaf it so much
Imagine Caseoh in this court?
What class would that end of world scenario be? I'm having a hard time trying to place it
@@AmaryInkawult he would be explained because he was a human with no anomalous abilitys
When the cookies are too good at giving the height of sensation.
i am your judge. Ya'll need a burger lawyer? 😂
I'm drunk and absolutely all of these puns are hitting oh so right.
I really love these food scps 😊
Now that is one mall that I don't want to even go to!!
Just so that you know, BetterHelp is a scam
How do you know.. real question
That's a long answer for a comments section.... just google it there's a bunch of video essays that break it down
What's your proof of this? Everytime I see a comment like this. You provide nothing to prove it. You just see "It's a scam btw." How and where? Explain
@@thomasgibbons3226 look it up for at least 15 seconds. (Comments with links get automatically deleted btw)
DailyMail: "Therapists on BetterHelp accused of inappropriate behavior and dishing out advice so bad patients quit therapy altogether"
BBC: "Mental health: Unqualified therapists exploiting vulnerable patients"
Newsweek: "BetterHelp Patients Furious at 'Sketchy' Therapists"
Maastricht University: "How the BetterHelp scandal changed our perspective on influencer responsibility"
@@thomasgibbons3226 but the tl:dr is that it was found out that they were selling personal information and the supposed therapists weren't even qualified to provide therapy
The puns on this one..
I think I'd just eat the bailoaf and the fudge and call it a day lol. What are they gonna do? Eat me twice? Not to sound like Hannibal, but if I'm going down anyway to biased foodstuffs that I am wired biologically to enjoy, might as well have a nice last meal
0:53 i thought the book was doing the middle finger 😂
*when the food court needs to boost sales so they add acid to the food*
Thanks for telling me the puns my dad NEVER will
I love how this story takes place where I live 😂
Thankfully I'm fat so I'd just laugh at all the puns while feasting.
He’s out of his teeth era finally
This was a feast of puns and wordplay.
Nice Wolverine issue 1 cameo
The food puns are killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂
I live in Newcastle, I ain’t going to Charlestown or Kotara Shopping Centre (Mall)
Omg...this is easily the most creative and amusing SCP. XD
Edit: Holy crap. The PUNS! THE PUNS! Hahahha
OH MY GOD, SO MANY PUNS!! OH THIS IS, SO HESTERICAL!!
I know you must have had fun with this one
I find you, FOOD GUILTY!
Hello Dr Bob