[Vinesauce] Joel - Ripoff Mario Games From Hell ( Sega Genesis )

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2015
  • Joel digs up some Mario games for the Sega Genesis, turns out that these games feature some of the most batshit crazy and scary gameover screens ever, get the holy water and the crucifix for this one, enjoy.
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  • @vulcan6460
    @vulcan6460 9 років тому +1248

    Fun fact, Joel was left dumbstruck for nearly 10 minutes when he saw the game over for that Felix game.

    • @ilovesanrioandmcr2031
      @ilovesanrioandmcr2031 6 років тому +91

      Another Fun Fact: Joel Stills Wet's His Pants And Have Nightmares

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 2 роки тому +14

      Oh mama

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 роки тому +29

      One of them(either Вокруг Света or World 64, I don’t remember) also had him do a lengthy rant about tape

    • @alexanderdoneck
      @alexanderdoneck 2 роки тому +9

      @@BinglesP вокруг света translates like around the world

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 2 роки тому +2

      @@ilovesanrioandmcr2031 he did?!

  • @HardDiskDog
    @HardDiskDog 8 років тому +5842

    Mario skull game over screen translation: "Mario died, and with him the hope for salvation of the Mushroom Kingdom."
    JESUS

  • @GrimbledorfVEVO
    @GrimbledorfVEVO 7 років тому +4492

    What is with bootlegs with death images being so brutal

    • @kaiviru
      @kaiviru 7 років тому +180

      TheBestGamerEver 1220 Someone was inspired that day

    • @ramsierjouster2443
      @ramsierjouster2443 7 років тому +338

      😐Russians😐

    • @RaptorMocha
      @RaptorMocha 7 років тому +118

      TheBestGamerEver 1220 its a tradition

    • @AnAshenSpirit
      @AnAshenSpirit 7 років тому +163

      HeT

    • @JI0MB
      @JI0MB 7 років тому +156

      You can't stop the HeT

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 7 років тому +4046

    Imagine a kid, about 7 or 8, who hears about this really great game called "Super Mario World." The kid already has a Genesis, and doesn't know he has to get a SNES to play it, so he just says to his parents "can I have this game called Super Mario World?" And so, for Christmas, he gets Super Mario World 64. And he's so excited, and will be cool with his friends. Then, he puts it in the Genisis and it's just this piece of shit. Many years later, he goes to a pawn shop or something, and finds a copy of the real Super Mario World and buys it because of childhood memories. And then he plays the game, and sees how much better it is. And at that very moment, he realized his childhood was a lie, made by a bootlegger for a few quick bucks.

    • @gospodin-goober
      @gospodin-goober 7 років тому +215

      holy shit

    • @octoclown2417
      @octoclown2417 7 років тому +63

      WasabiKitKat thanks, satan

    • @nikitaw9976
      @nikitaw9976 7 років тому +158

      my story is nearly the same
      just replace bootlegs with pirated games
      that I and my dad bought for around 1 dollar each

    • @puns8994
      @puns8994 7 років тому +65

      Pirated games are actually better.... THEY SOMETIMES HAVE SOMETHING... like... SMB 2... that's like a pirated game.. literally reskin of Doci Doci Panic (or whatever it's called)

    • @AwesumIndustrys
      @AwesumIndustrys 7 років тому +18

      Dr. Pingas Technically, it's not a pirate/rom hack. Because it actually started out as a MARIO game.

  • @TheBanannaPanda
    @TheBanannaPanda 8 років тому +2281

    That last image is legit scary. I'm sorry for the poor children who woke up on Christmas morning and getting these

    • @HazeX2
      @HazeX2 8 років тому +24

      +eyes Disappear

    • @makkypak415
      @makkypak415 8 років тому +120

      Poor Russian kids

    • @888nevik
      @888nevik 8 років тому +44

      +Kinzdoge CEC after ww2 not much scares them I guess

    • @UB8QBD
      @UB8QBD 8 років тому +107

      +babydogpaste is good You are wrong. I live in Russia and almost every electronics store is filled with NES ripoffs and these carts for them.

    • @CrazyRiverOtter
      @CrazyRiverOtter 7 років тому +25

      I was about to say "unless you're somewhere like Russia"

  • @molotov3396
    @molotov3396 7 років тому +1633

    As a russian, i must say this death screens are strange as fuck.

  • @thanrandom8186
    @thanrandom8186 6 років тому +408

    What's with the game over screens in games like these. We have:
    Felix the cat: Ripping his face apart
    The lion king: Simba hanging himself/Timo digging his own grave and jumping in/Pumba burning himself.
    Mario bootleg: Being shown what's left of our childhood hero's corpse.
    Note: I liked the alien 1 reference

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 роки тому +20

      Turns out the Felix and Mario images are just T-shirt designs, and with that context they actually become kinda cool.

  • @paulyang2
    @paulyang2 7 років тому +587

    A 7-8 years old kid play this game in a dark room and see this image.. 8:06

    • @bendavies7162
      @bendavies7162 7 років тому +30

      OMG I know, I wouldn't imagine.

    • @RinkuSonic41
      @RinkuSonic41 7 років тому +49

      -PaulYang2- I had nightmares with the first DKC game over

    • @austhree
      @austhree 5 років тому +20

      That's creepy af

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 5 років тому +20

      Russia is hardcore, man

    • @rachelrpl
      @rachelrpl 5 років тому +16

      Felix the HET has broke free.

  • @LeatherIceCream
    @LeatherIceCream 9 років тому +1449

    The Horror

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 9 років тому +680

    Wow Felix is metal as FUCK.

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +17

      He needs to go see Doctor Phil. That'll cheer him up.

    • @thecannonball34
      @thecannonball34 9 років тому +3

      teckworks Damn. I have been seeing you everywhere on UA-cam lately.

    • @matthewcuffe2199
      @matthewcuffe2199 9 років тому +1

      Lol just rips his face off

    • @weavilemeinfep
      @weavilemeinfep 9 років тому +14

      You know how kids are nowadays constantly trying to be edgy. ;3c

    • @-snek.
      @-snek. 9 років тому +1

      teckworks hetworks

  • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
    @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 2 роки тому +71

    That "YOU FUCKING IDIOT" screen had me laughing like a duck with bronchitis and tuberculosis.

  • @delvindy1850
    @delvindy1850 7 років тому +780

    If you get a game over after the "pirahna" continue screen, it shows peach's castle in ruins... It is quite... Disturbing!

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 5 років тому +97

      Really? I found a different one. Mario is dead and one of those plants is coming out of his stomach.
      It's quite disturbing...
      [edit]: oh my God I'm sorry! I confused it with ANOTHER game shown in the compilation... I guess it's normal because it was made by the same bootleggers.

    • @lewatoaofair2522
      @lewatoaofair2522 5 років тому +20

      "Pai-rah-nah."

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 5 років тому +12

      @@Ekraelum get some holy water

    • @JuanCruzitoFernadez
      @JuanCruzitoFernadez 4 роки тому

      K

    • @piggi5xtheawesome973
      @piggi5xtheawesome973 4 роки тому +4

      piranha tits

  • @JohnPablob
    @JohnPablob 9 років тому +291

    That ending fucking scared me so much my heart went "Het".

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 9 років тому +5

      Mowah Kawaii He's a furry! (Or at least a closet furry...)

    • @ThemGoodOldBeans
      @ThemGoodOldBeans 9 років тому +3

      Imagine kids seeing that....

    • @pikachu2019
      @pikachu2019 9 років тому +6

      John Pablo Actually it means "No" in Russian :)

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +18

      Het means hell in bootleg language.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 9 років тому +2

      Zachary Jorgensen Apparently according to Google, Het means The... also, I think they meant to spell out Nyet instead.

  • @thundermodus5081
    @thundermodus5081 8 років тому +301

    That was creepypasta level pictures at the end

    • @Dister01
      @Dister01 8 років тому +11

      forget creepypasta level, it almost reached Higurashi level

    • @geesegooses
      @geesegooses 8 років тому

      +Dister01 whats higurashi?

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 8 років тому

      Yeah, what is Higurashi?

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 8 років тому +1

      +Annoying Dog Что вы имеете в виду?

    • @MrHiggs-qe3kg
      @MrHiggs-qe3kg 8 років тому +4

      +gamingwizzardz A visual novel series about people living in a town where weird shit happens and people have horrible deaths

  • @Trillyana
    @Trillyana 7 років тому +1583

    Now look at this HET

    • @cherresoda
      @cherresoda 7 років тому +134

      That I just found

    • @panzermann1181
      @panzermann1181 7 років тому +126

      When I say идти, be ready to rip!

    • @panzermann1181
      @panzermann1181 7 років тому +99

      Rip high quality songs, not face!
      Ugh, let's try something else

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 7 років тому +12

      That I just found

    • @FragglevisionReturns
      @FragglevisionReturns 6 років тому +16

      zenith1997 when I press it, be ready to vomit!

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage Рік тому +36

    If you want some good images to get your mind off the hellish game over screens:
    6:02 (everyone gets the Luigi treatment)
    7:27 (It's SpingleBab!)
    8:21 (Christmas Koopa)

    • @tiffany-chan1235
      @tiffany-chan1235 2 місяці тому

      Oh I appreciate it (Epic Precure profile pic btw)

  • @rocktheclimber2804
    @rocktheclimber2804 8 років тому +1048

    i want the Mario scream in smash

  • @thetinfoilchickens
    @thetinfoilchickens 9 років тому +492

    the death screen reads "марио погиб, вместе с ним и надежда на спасение грибного королевства" which roughly translates to "Mario died with him and hope for salvation mushroom kingdom"

    • @dillonparker6624
      @dillonparker6624 5 років тому +32

      accurate to what happens when you actually lose at mario

    • @garyjohnson2751
      @garyjohnson2751 5 років тому +4

      you fucked up the translation

    • @dominicbofficial
      @dominicbofficial 5 років тому +37

      I think its supposed to be "Mario has died and with him hope for salvation of the mushroom kingdom"

    • @ablabashiti4266
      @ablabashiti4266 5 років тому +6

      Mario died and with him the salvation of the mushroom kingdom

    • @RoSoEroTheGreat
      @RoSoEroTheGreat 5 років тому +2

      Ебать, тут есть кто-то русскоговорящий.

  • @AxisX7
    @AxisX7 7 років тому +184

    6:19 For a Mario ripoff game, that's actually pretty clever how they made the Game Over screen art as a reference to the Aliens franchise.

    • @umlautabuser2769
      @umlautabuser2769 7 років тому +33

      I agree with you, especially considering the fact that the game is called "Mario 4 Space Odyssey"

    • @ramunayy
      @ramunayy 3 роки тому +31

      Might’ve been stolen artwork though

    • @elhugox1
      @elhugox1 3 роки тому +28

      @@ramunayy Yup, it's stolen.
      I remember as a kid, that same exact artwork being sold in t-shirts (bootleg t-shirts may I say) and also seeing it in some internet forums.
      It's a pretty popular early internet fanart

  • @dannyb.931
    @dannyb.931 6 років тому +32

    7:49
    "Yeah I know, this game seems pretty fucking standard."
    Oh you just wait.

  • @mdalsted
    @mdalsted 8 років тому +319

    ...I see that Felix bootleg Game Over screen, and I can hear my childhood screaming for help... : (

  • @FKDart
    @FKDart 9 років тому +160

    What the fuck are these Game Over screens?
    Fucking Rare wasn't this bad.

    • @razgar02
      @razgar02 9 років тому +37

      Vergil Spardason Rareware's getting their fucking ass handed to them by these Russian bootleggers.

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 9 років тому +17

      Vergil Spardason at least rare didnt show diddy and dixie being executed in a brutal fashion... jesus christ a child friendly cartoon character like felix the cat isnt safe from these guys.

    • @hustlerfour
      @hustlerfour 9 років тому +10

      supersmashbro596 Well duh, but now we know why russians are so hardcore, their games are metal as FUCK.

    • @mutespectre3017
      @mutespectre3017 9 років тому +2

      Vergil Spardason Mario just got Alien'd. Please tell me you saw that parody in the game over screen.

    • @user-ec8cg1nx8x
      @user-ec8cg1nx8x 8 років тому

      +Mute Spectre no there is no way he did especially after the video narrator explained the entire situation to anyone already dumb enough not to have done
      it is only u who is intellectual enough to understand the parody

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov 8 років тому +401

    Mario skull game over screen scares the fuck outta me
    I think we can use that image in WWIII to scare-off terrorists

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 7 років тому +1

      *****
      it's creepy, yes, but that mario skull is haunting me x_x

    • @thetrueaandy115
      @thetrueaandy115 7 років тому +4

      how the picture of one of my cat friends ripping their face off

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 7 років тому +8

      TheTrueAAndy - Andy Long
      I've watched Happy Tree Friends when I was a kid so it doesn't scare me or anything, but that Mario head...the "lighting" and the angle... with those colors O_o

    • @jans452
      @jans452 6 років тому +1

      Dyo Kasparov but what if Russia invades

    • @Zappa_boi
      @Zappa_boi 6 років тому

      It was Felix not Mario

  • @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037
    @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037 6 років тому +295

    Never say "HET", kids.

  • @nullify00
    @nullify00 8 років тому +571

    Are we just gonna ignore the 2 parts of Felix's face that got ripped off were the same?

    • @rei.
      @rei. 8 років тому +99

      There's also an eye on each "half" of his face, yet there's still an eye remaining on his skull.

    • @cakemangaming3114
      @cakemangaming3114 8 років тому +110

      People were too traumatized to notice.

    • @ebiljebus
      @ebiljebus 8 років тому +64

      There's an eye *hole* on each half, the white parts are his mouth.

    • @rei.
      @rei. 8 років тому +35

      Ah, so the halves of his face are sideways. Thanks for clearing that up.

    • @21Cayque12
      @21Cayque12 7 років тому +5

      ebiljebus geeet up on outra here with my eyeholes

  • @snapcracklebop
    @snapcracklebop 9 років тому +746

    These Russian bootleggers just love to ruin people's childhoods.

  • @TheFailnaut
    @TheFailnaut 7 років тому +31

    I love how three of these were made by the same guy. The three that had the same game over theme and the hilariously over the top game over images.

  • @DaffyToons
    @DaffyToons 7 років тому +334

    8:04 This is what happens when you mix Felix the Cat with Happy Tree Friends
    2021 Edit: I want to strangle my old self so badly rn

    • @wickichicken1559
      @wickichicken1559 6 років тому +19

      And with a sprinkle of creepypastas.

    • @cappiecappie770
      @cappiecappie770 4 роки тому +7

      I searched for happy tree friends and what the fucj

    • @jemuzuthestrangebear
      @jemuzuthestrangebear 4 роки тому

      yeah I thought so too

    • @Liquefaction
      @Liquefaction 4 роки тому

      With soundtrack of the matrix

    • @DaffyToons
      @DaffyToons 4 роки тому +1

      SHUT UP 15YO ME
      I DON'T CARE HOW MANY LIKES YOUR COMMENTS HAVE
      YOUR COMMENTS ARE CRINGE
      (Gosh, my comments suck)

  • @Kimairan
    @Kimairan 9 років тому +195

    Looking at that Felix game over...
    I think I found myself a new wallpaper.

    • @MCtootsie
      @MCtootsie 9 років тому +3

      Giratina ギラティナ Ew

    • @donutguy9228
      @donutguy9228 9 років тому +21

      Mine will be spinglebab

    • @iamnotfromgermany3044
      @iamnotfromgermany3044 9 років тому +15

      Giratina ギラティナ You must be real fucking hardcore, i'd be afraid Felix would jump out of my computer screen and strangle me to death.

    • @DrPac
      @DrPac 9 років тому +3

      Sgt Pyro While laughing.

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому

      While on drugs.

  • @StarmanNessStarmen
    @StarmanNessStarmen 9 років тому +252

    8:05
    okay that is just fucking creepypasta shit

    • @SlumpDrunko
      @SlumpDrunko 9 років тому +59

      Starman Ness HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +24

      UNKNOWN THINGS BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC

    • @Stevelonk
      @Stevelonk 9 років тому +10

      It's like dis: HPEPR RLISTESTC BLOD

    • @StarmanNessStarmen
      @StarmanNessStarmen 9 років тому

      SuperBonkFortress gud
      very gud

    • @crashtestitalia
      @crashtestitalia 9 років тому +26

      The Creepypasta would be like this:
      When I was a child I used to be a great fan of Felix the cat, it was my favourite cartoon. Then I grow up and I totally forget about Felix. Now I'm 10, after I took some pocket money from my parents I decided, as a good kid, to use those money to take an airplane for Russia and fuck many bitches. But while I was walking on the street I saw a Sega Genesis game on the floor, there was just with a write on it. "FELIX THE CYKA". As I genius I decided to take it and when I came back at home I decided to try it. The game was a normal game, except that in the game over screen...I couldn't believe of what I was seeing. AN HYPER REALISTIC FELIX THE CAT WAS RIPPING OFF IN A HYPER REALISTIC WAY HIS FACE FROM THE HEAD, SHOWING AN HYPER REALISTIC SKULL IN A HYPER REALISTIC POOL OF HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD. What kind of hyper realistic cyka would ever made something like this???
      After what happened I wasn't the same.
      My life is changed....now...it's more....hyper realistic...also the file on the game was called cyka.exe (even that it wasn't a pc game), pretty hyper realistically spooky huh?

  • @mahrcks8031
    @mahrcks8031 6 років тому +28

    0:39 Mario's death scream sounds like he's scratching a blackboard with chalk.

  • @UmbraeNacht
    @UmbraeNacht 2 роки тому +24

    A good Mario bootleg game needs two things:
    Boy-yoing sounds and the Jeopardy theme.

    • @RangerQwerty
      @RangerQwerty 2 роки тому +4

      And a violent game over screen

  • @artezui
    @artezui 9 років тому +36

    I love how the games progressively got more and more gory.
    I mean it was just like hinting at Mario dying via Piranha plant, then it went to fucking Alien-style bloopers and piranha plant Alien bursting out of his chest, and finally, Felix ripping his GOD DAMN FACE OFF.
    'TIS A WONDERFUL WORLD

  • @METAS0MA
    @METAS0MA 9 років тому +200

    What confuses me about these bootlegs is how they are both incredibly lazy while also being needlessly difficult to make. They rip all the sprites/assets from Mario games and yet they don't import the Mario sprite for half of them. I also am confused by their obsession of Jeopardy because I know several other Russian bootlegs use the Jeopardy theme, particularly for the "You win" screen.

    • @epion660
      @epion660 9 років тому +19

      METAS0MA the reason for not directly importing mario sprites is simple. copyright. they would be beat down quicker if they used actual mario resources. however, these are technicly legal.

    • @ElArto95
      @ElArto95 2 роки тому +11

      I know I'm over half a decade late but the main reason that happens is because the bootleg cartridges are made with far cheaper hardware than original ones, meaning they tend to have much less space to fit the game inside and have to cut a ton of corners to make the game at least playable, like spritesheet sizes and music quality

  • @thisisnotyaret
    @thisisnotyaret 2 роки тому +54

    7:25 why tf im laughing everytime when joel says spingle bab 💀💀💀

  • @cheezitgod5032
    @cheezitgod5032 6 років тому +91

    Mario on Sega? Aint that like going to Disney world and asking for a bugs bunny hat?

    • @Romulan64
      @Romulan64 5 років тому +3

      Love the JonTron reference there... 🤣

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +1

      Byotiful

  • @doccaterpie
    @doccaterpie 8 років тому +380

    Kirby Planet Robobot - Puzzle Room

  • @SuperSaiyanKirby100
    @SuperSaiyanKirby100 9 років тому +253

    Jesus Christ, those game over screens are childhood ruining!

    • @DarknessViper99
      @DarknessViper99 9 років тому +37

      Thanks, Russia.

    • @yanatasindik6170
      @yanatasindik6170 9 років тому +12

      Shy Biscuits That's probably how they train the young Spetsnaz recurits.

    • @umafawx7388
      @umafawx7388 9 років тому +2

      Russian bootleggers trying to start a bootleg spetsnaz!

    • @EsmeMarion
      @EsmeMarion 9 років тому +15

      Shy Biscuits Pearl in your icon looks like she's trying to hold in the pain from seeing the game over screens.

    • @SuperSaiyanKirby100
      @SuperSaiyanKirby100 9 років тому +3

      ArtificialCabbage That's exactly what's happening... well, with me at least.

  • @oatmealine
    @oatmealine 6 років тому +868

    as a russian, i really am disgusted by what my people have done

    • @bigbad75_YT
      @bigbad75_YT 6 років тому +38

      this is your fault

    • @de_lor_ium9715
      @de_lor_ium9715 5 років тому +2

      @@Toledo2763 r/wooosh

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 5 років тому +25

      Its fine, your people are fighting isis pussies

    • @dracomundo1498
      @dracomundo1498 5 років тому

      But metro

    • @LuniFoxo
      @LuniFoxo 4 роки тому +10

      Я что, не один сдесь руссиш?

  • @weed_shpee
    @weed_shpee 3 роки тому +6

    6:40 This translates as “Mario died, and with him the hope of saving the mushroom kingdom.”

  • @teirusufx
    @teirusufx 9 років тому +766

    As a Felix the Cat fan, that ending scarred me.

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +22

      Fatality

    • @TUExplorer1
      @TUExplorer1 9 років тому +18

      Now I know what they mean by Felix ripping his own head off...

    • @jacklillycat
      @jacklillycat 9 років тому +25

      I know right?!?! I loved Felix the cat ( and I still do) and HOLY SHIT THAT FELIX THE CAT ENDING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

    • @deadchannel8938
      @deadchannel8938 9 років тому +2

      TeirusuFX it was the flipping worst.

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 років тому +6

      TeirusuFX Obviously Felix the Cat has a very solid and large fanbase :P

  • @Christoph8
    @Christoph8 8 років тому +59

    6:19 This screen, as well as the Game Over screen are apparently T-shirt designs...

  • @wotan.mp44
    @wotan.mp44 8 років тому +165

    IT'S SPINGLEBAB!

    • @rarepepesforsale1998
      @rarepepesforsale1998 7 років тому +7

      1 4M BL1ND shouldn't he be with putruk?

    • @gonemad_r6404
      @gonemad_r6404 7 років тому +6

      Rare Pepes for Sale No, he was imprisoned by squindward

    • @wotan.mp44
      @wotan.mp44 7 років тому +3

      Gamer Gone Mad *Dabward

    • @davesdrabbles1829
      @davesdrabbles1829 7 років тому +1

      your prof pic makes this comment so much better.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 7 років тому +1

      I wonder if he's still working for Mustur Kreebs

  • @yunggooby6286
    @yunggooby6286 7 років тому +280

    always pick "het"...

    • @emilydioptase
      @emilydioptase 7 років тому +10

      Babies

    • @jukencugthegreatest6984
      @jukencugthegreatest6984 7 років тому +15

      tobie sagun het is no in russian - нет or Нет is more correctly spelling. You can just type HET - every russian will understand. And yes, suka blyat.

    • @wahey8470
      @wahey8470 7 років тому +1

      Jukencug The Greatest What is "cyka blyat"?

    • @jukencugthegreatest6984
      @jukencugthegreatest6984 7 років тому +11

      Odysseus Cohen "fucking bitch" or something like it. But it is also a stereotype of russian language. You can use it is you wish, everyone will understand you.

    • @wahey8470
      @wahey8470 7 років тому +7

      Jukencug The Greatest
      Ok, I saw it used in a meme in which somebody consumed "Slav genes", then said those words. Why is it a stereotype?

  • @shazb0lt
    @shazb0lt 9 років тому +156

    I almost had a heart attack at the end.

    • @ALucienLachance
      @ALucienLachance 9 років тому +33

      Holy fucking shit that thing was terrifying!

    • @DollDirector
      @DollDirector 9 років тому +1

      Kek Master wow r00d

    • @JillofTrades
      @JillofTrades 9 років тому +2

      Uiharu Kazari I know right?X_X

    • @TheProgramGamer
      @TheProgramGamer 9 років тому +6

      Uiharu Kazari That music tho. *LOL*

    • @YTXZI
      @YTXZI 9 років тому +1

      Jake Hawkfield Never thought I would see someone having that name+avatar on youtube, Underhell is a great game.

  • @VanillahatVII
    @VanillahatVII 8 років тому +183

    it's weird watching this now that i actually know the russian cyrillic alphabet
    for context "нет" is "nyet"

    • @ilt255
      @ilt255 8 років тому +1

      +VanillaHatVII Nyet = no?

    • @VanillahatVII
      @VanillahatVII 8 років тому

      +Mario Luigi correct

    • @ilt255
      @ilt255 8 років тому +11

      VanillaHatVII Joel: HET. HET.
      Also, thanks!

    • @laughercake3156
      @laughercake3156 8 років тому +1

      +VanillaHatVII Same here, I've started learning it, and it's become the norm to see Russian.

    • @TheChuassassin
      @TheChuassassin 8 років тому +1

      I'm Russian myself, though nobody will believe me.

  • @ag23415
    @ag23415 5 років тому +13

    6:53 *H O W F U C K I N G D A R E Y O U!*

  • @Kasmodamous
    @Kasmodamous 6 років тому +43

    6:01 New computer wallpaper😂

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 8 років тому +177

    fyi: the title screen says (to the best of my knowledge because I'm not fluent in russian I just know a bit) "mario 3, around light. New game. Options" and when he dies the screen says "continues: 3. One more time? yes, no" the countdown screen just says "again," mario 4's subtitle is "cosmic odyssey," the death screen says "mario died, and with him the hope of saving the mushroom kingdom," and the screen with the world blowing up says "if Mario does not stop the conqueror of galaxies with his army, their mushroom kingdom will be doomed"

    • @UB8QBD
      @UB8QBD 8 років тому

      Nice one.

    • @dusanstevanovic2164
      @dusanstevanovic2164 8 років тому +18

      its mario 3 around the world

    • @UB8QBD
      @UB8QBD 7 років тому

      +ThePolocatfan276 It is.

    • @gyonis7979
      @gyonis7979 7 років тому

      Well to my knowladge it says The Holy circle or something like that i can read the cyrillic letter without the russian letters.

    • @mynameisfake8630
      @mynameisfake8630 7 років тому +16

      Im from russia and i wanna say - its pretty accurate, good job.

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 8 років тому +102

    Mario 3: Вокруг Света[Russian]- Mario 3: Around the World
    Марио 4 космическа одисея[Bulgarian]- Mario 4: a space odyssey

  • @realkekz
    @realkekz Рік тому +15

    So many memories of watching Joel videos during school trying not to burst into laughter while the teacher was instructing

  • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
    @minecraftoverlordpe2842 5 років тому +25

    4:30 hearing you say "What doth life" is fuel on its own.

  • @twilightdawn3233
    @twilightdawn3233 8 років тому +696

    spinglebab is my favorite anime character.

    • @yea9725
      @yea9725 8 років тому +17

      spinglebab is my waifu

    • @ozzie_goat
      @ozzie_goat 8 років тому +1

      +Goose Poop Spinglebab is love, Spinglebab is life

    • @NuggetMilitia1
      @NuggetMilitia1 8 років тому

      Spinglebob is bae.

    • @twilightdawn3233
      @twilightdawn3233 8 років тому +1

      ***** but spinglebab had a more touching charater arc
      In every sense of the word touching

    • @NuggetMilitia1
      @NuggetMilitia1 8 років тому +1

      Spinglebab is daddy.

  • @Charredasperity
    @Charredasperity 9 років тому +126

    Well I'm not sleeping this week

  • @najwan3672
    @najwan3672 7 років тому +908

    never
    lose
    at
    shitty
    russian
    ripoffs
    or
    THEY
    WILL
    SHOWOFF
    THEIR
    GAMEOVER
    SCREENS!!

    • @emilydioptase
      @emilydioptase 7 років тому +64

      And
      Call
      You
      A
      Hobo

    • @theodorechernov5169
      @theodorechernov5169 7 років тому +12

      Watplr Wraith заново (zanovo) means again lol

    • @happywillywonka571
      @happywillywonka571 7 років тому +32

      and
      when
      you
      beat
      it
      you
      get
      under
      rewarded.

    • @emilydioptase
      @emilydioptase 7 років тому +6

      HaxPeri Animations It's still a hobo to me.

    • @crackwizard666
      @crackwizard666 7 років тому +1

      Top Ice Jwan Level Max Jelly II Master Pro XXL they're the HOBO

  • @j09k06
    @j09k06 8 років тому +59

    Super Mario world 64? I'm sorry WHAT THE FUCK.

    • @j09k06
      @j09k06 8 років тому +1

      Hypocritical FUCK.

    • @utryping
      @utryping 7 років тому

      +[abaddonswim] FUCKING FUCK

    • @xdrdogex4313
      @xdrdogex4313 7 років тому

      +Smoke Weeb Every Day
      FUCK

    • @xdrdogex4313
      @xdrdogex4313 7 років тому

      +Smoke Weeb Every Day
      Where did you get ur profile pic

    • @utryping
      @utryping 7 років тому

      xX_DR.Doge_Xx Lol at ur dads house ayy lmao ey b0ss i habe a cancer

  • @smileyhead
    @smileyhead 9 років тому +98

    6:18 Most terrifying thing I've ever seen...
    6:39 I take it back!
    8:05 I *FUCKING* TAKE IT BACK!!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 9 років тому +33

      The Outsiders Yeah, that one especially surprised me since the continue screen is like "aw, that's sweet, Felix is like a real angel now. I mean, that's not what you want to do, but he's fine with himself now." I admittedly didn't know what to expect from him, but not *fucking this!!*

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 років тому +17

      The Outsiders When I first saw that I was like "HOLY SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"When I saw it the second time I laughed at how freaking funny Joel reacted. "Het... ok uh.... WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

  • @QuintetMagician
    @QuintetMagician 8 років тому +515

    SPINGLEBAB

  • @TheRobloxianOfTheWorld
    @TheRobloxianOfTheWorld 5 років тому +13

    8:08 you can hear how terrified Joel is in his voice

  • @Gunslingerwashere
    @Gunslingerwashere 6 років тому +8

    **christmas morning**
    "Oh boy, the Felix the Cat game!
    **game over**
    "Eh, I'll play more tomorrow."
    **presses no**
    "WHAT
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

  • @digboye
    @digboye 9 років тому +19

    I love that upbeat music playing as Felix rips his face apart.

    • @GuppytheCat
      @GuppytheCat 9 років тому +1

      ***** Narvas from the Matrix :)

    • @digboye
      @digboye 9 років тому

      Guppy the Cat I was talking about the Game Over music but alright.

    • @RetrOfir
      @RetrOfir 8 років тому

      +ICE COLDS
      I know what you mean the music you can barely hear... But anyways it makes you die

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 8 років тому +115

    Dude... I want that last image as a t-shirt. Holy shit.

    • @lifeisabigfun
      @lifeisabigfun 8 років тому

      +xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx The original art is actually made by someone else, and there are T-Shirts you can buy online with that design!

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 8 років тому

      Are there seriously?
      If anyone can find a link please provide because I'd love a shirt.

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 8 років тому

      +xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx There are Websites where you can make your own shirt you know.

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 8 років тому +1

      True, but it's gonna be hard to track down the ROM of this just to take a screenshot and put it on a shirt.

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 8 років тому

      Too blurry, even with highest definition.

  • @tacklychank9774
    @tacklychank9774 7 років тому +47

    I must say the fucking felix gameover is the fucking WORST gameover screen.

    • @puns8994
      @puns8994 7 років тому +1

      if i am right 7 Grand Dad by red fire uses the same picture as game over screen when ur fighting Felix the cat.. idk that game is just 2 hard 4 me

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 7 років тому

      Dr. Pingas WAIT IT FUCKING DOES???

    • @RinkuSonic41
      @RinkuSonic41 7 років тому +1

      DKC SNES's gameover is way worse for me

  • @The_Barroth
    @The_Barroth 2 роки тому +5

    The Felix death screen looks like a metal album cover

  • @3DPlanets
    @3DPlanets 8 років тому +94

    This is like something out of a bad creepypasta.

    • @Medievalneckbeard
      @Medievalneckbeard 4 роки тому +2

      All Russian reality is something out of bad creepypasta... greetings from the seething pit of an ever-decaying country.
      have a nice day:)

  • @ChaoticPochi
    @ChaoticPochi 9 років тому +33

    Rest in Pizza Felix the Cat 1919 - 2015.
    Though, tbh, you can't kill something that's already dead.

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +4

      But Felix is a cat. He has nine lives. So...

    • @ChaoticPochi
      @ChaoticPochi 9 років тому +16

      Zachary Jorgensen Oh trust me, he's lost all nine of those lives. First life was taken by Mickey Mouse beating his ass outta popularity. Second life was lost when he was too stubborn to include sound in his cartoons. Third and fourth life was lost when Felix the Cat the Movie was made, that movie was bad enough to kill him twice. Fifth is when Baby Felix came into existence. Sixth was taken by Felix the Cat saves Christmas. And the last three were lost when Katzenburg bought his ass to turn into a fashion line. He's deader than dead.
      There's your pointless Felix history for the day.

    • @snazzrin.7185
      @snazzrin.7185 9 років тому +4

      BUT W8!!! WOT IV FELIX IZ NOT KILL!?!? :O

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +7

      Well I barely know Felix The Cat. But now, you have taught me something amazing. Thank you. And may he rest in rip from them tragic moments.

    • @ilovesanrioandmcr2031
      @ilovesanrioandmcr2031 6 років тому

      ChaoticPøchi The Ninth Life Is Beacuse He Ruined Joel

  • @heptichexic8504
    @heptichexic8504 4 роки тому +15

    1:37 _Minus 8 would like to know your location_

    • @hidd3n-4li
      @hidd3n-4li 3 роки тому +3

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking about minus8 after he saw this image

  • @CharlieRAnimaMX
    @CharlieRAnimaMX 3 роки тому +7

    2:36 I'm not kidding, When I was a child (around 2005) in Mexico City, in my supermarket there was one of those electric ride-on cars that you put a coin on and they swing. With exactly the same sound effects

  • @Lodenuri
    @Lodenuri 9 років тому +38

    8:04
    New idea for a .exe game.

    • @TUExplorer1
      @TUExplorer1 9 років тому +4

      Felix.exe, Felix2.exe, Felix3.exe, FelixFinal.exe, FelixIsDEAD.exe, And FelixTheCat.exe. (FelixFinal.exe is bassically Felix4.exe.)

    • @Lodenuri
      @Lodenuri 9 років тому +1

      None of your Business gl hf then.

    • @RetrOfir
      @RetrOfir 8 років тому

      Don't
      Dare

  • @dabhdude
    @dabhdude 9 років тому +19

    Select no for free nightmare fuel.
    Thanks a lot bootleggers. You have engrained those scary f*ckin pictures into my brain for life...

  • @EliMCGamer
    @EliMCGamer 7 років тому +80

    At least he hasn't seen the Simpson's Russian Bootleg game over screen. Now THAT is scary.

  • @Pepsi_8798
    @Pepsi_8798 5 років тому +7

    0:54 that's where piranha plants victory screen comes from

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 9 років тому +11

    This is how you do creepy-pasta.
    Bootlegs with normal levels and random gore/disturbing images when you die and get a game over.
    Not shitty haunted cartridges.
    11/10 IGN
    2spoopy4u

  • @MitoNova583
    @MitoNova583 8 років тому +39

    It's fine, I don't really need sleep

  • @sanguine5275
    @sanguine5275 5 років тому +21

    Felix: Welp I got a game over! Time to RIP THE SKIN OFF MY HEAD

  • @meatmobile
    @meatmobile 8 років тому +69

    Is it me, or are the plant-tits, chestburster, and felix games all "made" by the same developer?

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 8 років тому +5

      Jack, you've been spotted.

    • @meatmobile
      @meatmobile 8 років тому +2

      Boxes World
      Shit.

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 8 років тому

      Jack Shit I'm taking you in

    • @meatmobile
      @meatmobile 8 років тому

      Boxes World
      No, not my weed!

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 8 років тому

      Jack Shit You have the right to remain silent... For one phone call.

  • @wiimann123
    @wiimann123 9 років тому +7

    You know what would make the Felix the Cat game over screen even more scarier? By adding the US Sonic CD game over theme.

  • @JoJo-ot9ed
    @JoJo-ot9ed 6 років тому +11

    0:06
    that noise

  • @Hedgehogfanatic2006
    @Hedgehogfanatic2006 5 місяців тому +4

    "When Mario dies he screams like he's in hell!"
    - Joel 2015

  • @ASpectralWriter
    @ASpectralWriter 8 років тому +10

    5:46 i will take "redundant music" for 800

  • @pikamario99
    @pikamario99 9 років тому +10

    4:35 Getting some evil ideas for Super Mario Maker

  • @taddeoprocopio3682
    @taddeoprocopio3682 7 років тому +30

    8:10 OH MY GOD POOR FELIX

  • @penatio
    @penatio 3 роки тому +7

    7:26 For anyone wondering, this is a hack of Cool Spot

    • @seb3522
      @seb3522 3 роки тому +4

      THANK YOU!!!

    • @penatio
      @penatio 3 роки тому +2

      @@seb3522 You're welcome :D

  • @Sargeantslug
    @Sargeantslug 9 років тому +25

    Faceless Felix is the greatest thing that never needed to exist.

  • @BeeThompson
    @BeeThompson 9 років тому +83

    Spingebill.

  • @isabellev9576
    @isabellev9576 5 років тому +85

    0:16 The new Stardust Crusaders anime is looking good.

    • @Taha632RMF
      @Taha632RMF 4 роки тому +4

      DIOOO!

    • @SONICBOOM1889
      @SONICBOOM1889 4 роки тому +2

      JOJOOOOOOOAAHH

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 4 роки тому

      Kinda kek. Joke is funny but there are even no dolphins. 5.5/10

    • @goldentear663
      @goldentear663 4 роки тому +1

      Phantom mushrooms
      Bowser tendency
      Sand world crusaders
      Star power is unbreakable
      Golden coin

  • @samcolvett6752
    @samcolvett6752 7 років тому +30

    Russian bootleg Game over Screens are their equivalent to Canada's PSAs

  • @-Giga
    @-Giga 8 років тому +11

    6:44 Exinthevatican mushroom: Dead Mario Edition

  • @Xilore25
    @Xilore25 8 років тому +26

    "How to Ruin your Childhood The Game Collection"

  • @NukeTheOG
    @NukeTheOG 7 років тому +19

    1:12 wtf it sounds like scouts death scream from tf2

  • @SmashTom
    @SmashTom 7 років тому +17

    8:10 is beyond weird...
    That is when bootlegs stop being hilarious and just straight creepy.

  • @lazy_6857
    @lazy_6857 9 років тому +10

    rip felix
    you will always be with us
    in our nightmares

  • @memelordcorrin8378
    @memelordcorrin8378 6 років тому +8

    0:30 oh look it's sponge

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 років тому +14

    Now the only thing I want in life is a dubstep remix of the Jeopardy theme.

  • @serenesiren3134
    @serenesiren3134 7 років тому +9

    This is my new favourite channel on UA-cam

  • @fami5893
    @fami5893 9 років тому +22

    has anybody ever tried to translate these? i want to know why the fucking earth burst into flames.

    • @Hy89045
      @Hy89045 9 років тому +20

      chaosscizzors
      No but i have a few ideas
      *Mircophone*
      BOWSER GOT SO FUCKING PISSED HE TRIED TO BLOW UP THE FUCKING EARTH....
      or somthing along those lines

    • @CesarGonzalez-eb6ck
      @CesarGonzalez-eb6ck 9 років тому +9

      MasterOnett theyre russian. They dont need a reason. Their only reason is because *satanic voice over +flames* fuck you!!!!!!!!!

    • @traphousegayming7486
      @traphousegayming7486 9 років тому +24

      chaosscizzors Literal translation for u,comrade "IF MARIO,WON'T STOP CONQUEROR OF GALAXIES WITH HIS ARMY AND THEIR MUSHROOM KINGDOM IT WILL ALSO BE DOOMED"

    • @fami5893
      @fami5893 9 років тому +6

      tavinyl z THAT IS AS AMAZING AS I HAD HOPED, COMRADE Z.

    • @nachoelmir98
      @nachoelmir98 9 років тому +7

      chaosscizzors This guy plus.google.com/110439402826824197855/posts/bCB9KefdnyX
      PS: It's bad. It's strongly and apocaliptically bad

  • @EAPvideoz
    @EAPvideoz 7 років тому +108

    I love tearing the skin off of my face. Good fun.

    • @NerdyHillbilly
      @NerdyHillbilly 4 роки тому +10

      Truely is. The bare flesh needs air sometimes

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 роки тому

      Why is it always sonic fans?

  • @dinnerisgoodforyou
    @dinnerisgoodforyou 3 роки тому +11

    8:00 het, HET.
    *WhAt!?!?!?!??!?!*

    • @Xenon_XTH
      @Xenon_XTH Рік тому

      WHAT THE FUFC IS THAT!!!?

  • @Only.Dennis
    @Only.Dennis 7 років тому +31

    2:13, Hobo? It's Novo

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 9 років тому +10

    I think Mario can best describe these games at 1:23