Joe & Tim Dillon Discuss UFO Revelations

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  • Опубліковано 2 лип 2021
  • Taken from JRE #1677 w/Tim Dillon:
    open.spotify.com/episode/1yTu...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @kushstein
    @kushstein 2 роки тому +2249

    I’ve probably heard Joe explain how quickly the tic tac dropped, at least over 100 times by now.

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 2 роки тому +11

      Yep

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 2 роки тому +9

      Its government made

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 2 роки тому +64

      @@calebjaymes9710 Yeah, right. The government has been making them since before man learned how to fly. LOL

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 2 роки тому +7

      @MasterOnion North I agree, however in at least a few cases it may have been misidentified terrestrial craft. This happened to my co-driver once. I was driving my truck in Nevada when I saw an F 117. My co-driver woke up and swore it was a UFO.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому +8

      @MasterOnion North you think the pilots are in on every technological advancement that every branch of the government & military is capable of?

  • @1LouSassel
    @1LouSassel 2 роки тому +5632

    It is nice of Tim to go on these lesser known podcasts to help promote them

    • @tumelo4526
      @tumelo4526 2 роки тому +102

      that's what true leaders do

    • @WhiteKeys007
      @WhiteKeys007 2 роки тому +7

      @@tumelo4526 aweh Tumza! Huzet?

    • @tumelo4526
      @tumelo4526 2 роки тому +7

      @@WhiteKeys007 Awe Bra Wittes! orait dankie, ka da?

    • @shakalpb1164
      @shakalpb1164 2 роки тому +168

      Even tho I have Spotify premium, I very rarely watch JRE, it’s not the same. The comments were gold man

    • @bozbozman1575
      @bozbozman1575 2 роки тому +10

      Ya I hear Spotify isn't hiring at the moment

  • @worldwarchamp1959
    @worldwarchamp1959 2 роки тому +870

    Tim telling the Men in Black story was like my 4-year old telling me a story.

    • @danielson2454
      @danielson2454 2 роки тому +25

      Too much 🍺 🚬 💉🍄💊

    • @thewalkingdude7464
      @thewalkingdude7464 2 роки тому +18

      NAILED it!👍

    • @5disguised
      @5disguised 2 роки тому +7

      K boomer

    • @garretthorsch8143
      @garretthorsch8143 2 роки тому +9

      I love Tim. He has to be the funniest gay man on the planet. Just as willing to make fun of gays and trans and everything . Maybe a bit burnt out but a majority of people who listen to this podcast aren’t far off

    • @Nick-tl7ts
      @Nick-tl7ts 2 роки тому +8

      Cringe

  • @CaleMadison
    @CaleMadison 2 роки тому +556

    The fact that Joe can say “See if you can find the....UFO patents on new UFO technology....” and Jaime can find it in 25 seconds is insane

    • @sterlingarcher8089
      @sterlingarcher8089 2 роки тому +68

      But struggled to find the Men In Black video hahaha

    • @josephblackwood4001
      @josephblackwood4001 2 роки тому +32

      He knows if he doesn't listen to DaDavJoe Joe than he get discipline. Locked in cage no lights turned on...No Food ,& Water.

    • @lizbec1085
      @lizbec1085 2 роки тому +7

      Ben Avery can do all that!

    • @tjbellissimo7605
      @tjbellissimo7605 2 роки тому +24

      Call me crazy but I think he might be using that Google machine thing...

    • @chapelnightborn4526
      @chapelnightborn4526 2 роки тому +4

      are you still on DIAL-Up internet? how long do you think a google search take?
      thats not worth mentioning at all. but on the contrary, they took a ridiculous ammount of time to find a 10 y.o, very well known Men in Black video that took me less than 20 seconds to find (ive tried )
      And also is really important to mention that neither this guest, Joe nor the crew know the actual existance of the real MIB nor the Russian documentary on it, wich is full of footage of this strange beings disguised as men.

  • @micahrichey5335
    @micahrichey5335 2 роки тому +878

    When aliens pass by earth, they lock the doors.

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 2 роки тому +18

      classic

    • @scottpreston5074
      @scottpreston5074 2 роки тому +10

      👍👍👍👍👍

    • @lj7169
      @lj7169 2 роки тому +14

      Very original. You should write a book of original jokes. I'm sure everyone would buy it.

    • @StoneyBoIogny
      @StoneyBoIogny 2 роки тому +8

      “Roll em up, Roll em up.” - Clark Griswald

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 2 роки тому +4

      @@lj7169 yawn. Bore off you dad

  • @uriwolfenson6297
    @uriwolfenson6297 2 роки тому +1811

    Joe Rogan and UFO’s, perfect

  • @deadleg6
    @deadleg6 2 роки тому +61

    "Earth is the Tijuana of outer space."
    I wish I could have used this for my graduation quote.

  • @randomfaux9647
    @randomfaux9647 2 роки тому +76

    It's hilarious that every time Joe says it went from so n so feet to so feet, he has not only been wrong everytime, he has had a different answer every time. It's funny

    • @dandean1351
      @dandean1351 Рік тому +3

      Joes the civilian think why he’s so relatable

    • @888888886690
      @888888886690 Рік тому +3

      He's correct, except for the time taken, its quicker than he said, at 0.78 seconds. So even more impressive ;)

    • @raqui174
      @raqui174 Рік тому +1

      Yup I’ve noticed that too lol.. one minute he says 60000 ft and now he said 80000

    • @hackceadsneves781
      @hackceadsneves781 Рік тому

      U can tell by how he saying it it's a something like that amount

  • @CBRIZZIE2
    @CBRIZZIE2 2 роки тому +445

    'Earth is the Tijuana of outer space and nobody is trying to save Tijuana' 😂😂😂💯

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 2 роки тому +19

      @@carbonstar9091 people don't care as long as it ain't in their backyard

    • @jerickodoggo9595
      @jerickodoggo9595 2 роки тому +12

      @@carbonstar9091 When we deport people we drop them in Tijuana. So people who may have emigrated all the way from Guatemala. Maybe they live here for several years and make money. Then they get caught or go to prison. After they serve time, they get dropped in Tijuana. Thousands of miles from anyone they could know.

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 2 роки тому +2

      I mean TJ is pretty much exactly what we used it for though.

    • @andrewadkins6078
      @andrewadkins6078 2 роки тому +6

      @@jerickodoggo9595 omg...thats terrible. They probably do that on purpose as a final fuck you....thats sad

    • @HarmlessComment
      @HarmlessComment 2 роки тому +2

      Good observation

  • @OG.Stangs
    @OG.Stangs 2 роки тому +547

    The amount of confidence [people have] in Jamie being able to locate things online is off the charts!

    • @DavidKirklandJr
      @DavidKirklandJr 2 роки тому +27

      I mean it’s not that hard. I can find the same video faster.

    • @nikkoval8490
      @nikkoval8490 2 роки тому +58

      @@DavidKirklandJr yet you aren’t young Jamie

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 2 роки тому +7

      confidence? explain?
      personally, he just seems competent.
      but please explain!

    • @OG.Stangs
      @OG.Stangs 2 роки тому +3

      @@IAmMorts I made an edit. Idk if that'll resolve or cease the explanation you seek though.

    • @jezwc
      @jezwc 2 роки тому +14

      Jamie, meaning of life: go.

  • @HG0104
    @HG0104 2 роки тому +24

    Amazing how more relaxed Tim is on Rogan these days. Used to be very loud and hyped, he’s found his groove

    • @salvalooez2249
      @salvalooez2249 2 роки тому

      I think.it was China

    • @dogh8356
      @dogh8356 2 роки тому

      I don't know who Tim is, never heard of him. But he doesn't add much to the conversation here.

    • @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood
      @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood Рік тому +1

      @@dogh8356 way to judge someone on a 10 minute clip👏

  • @salamicheeks7420
    @salamicheeks7420 2 роки тому +65

    Joe- “there’s a lot of guys that work at ups that are idiots.”
    Me (whose literally driving a tractor trailer for ups right now in upstate New York)-
    👁👄👁

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 2 роки тому +1

      Hey since you drive for ups, could you tell me what you guys are governed at. The problem is that in governed at 65 and can creep passed you guys, but then a lot of you seem to speed up to 66 or so. Are you like split governed or something and can only set the cruise at 64, but can floor it up to 66?

    • @salamicheeks7420
      @salamicheeks7420 2 роки тому +2

      @@scottyj6226 here in Buffalo, N.Y our trucks are governed at 68mph but we do have a few new freightliners that are governed at 73mph. I’m not sure if other UPS hubs in different cities have different speed governors on their trucks but I do feel your pain.. also, we are usually very light, even loaded at 100% so maybe when hills come up that’s when you lose your speed to them? And there is ups and ups freight. Ups freight is an entirely different company than ups and use completely different equipment.

    • @jbird976
      @jbird976 2 роки тому +2

      Eyes on the road man!

    • @salamicheeks7420
      @salamicheeks7420 2 роки тому +3

      @@jbird976 lol I was taking my 30 minute break my dude. I haul a set of doubles so I have to be paying attention

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 2 роки тому +1

      Lol 😭😂

  • @jaredbalvarez
    @jaredbalvarez 2 роки тому +529

    Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, and UFOs.. *chef’s kiss*

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 2 роки тому +185

    Dillon woke up with the shit he slept with and headed straight to Joe for the interview!

    • @lndnhaze7185
      @lndnhaze7185 2 роки тому +3

      @Shane Hurren 😂

    • @dexterquotidian
      @dexterquotidian 2 роки тому +2

      That's not even a joke there -Tim s like this for real

    • @notmychairnotmyprblm
      @notmychairnotmyprblm 2 роки тому +16

      That’s because like the wolf, Tim doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep 🐑 , or it’s because he’s a lazy, hungover TX housewife.. either way he’s hilarious.

    • @sugar4522
      @sugar4522 2 роки тому +2

      He slept on the couch and flopped off when he woke…

    • @dannynannady
      @dannynannady 2 роки тому

      @Shane Hurren Wtf did I just read...?

  • @ellismcnulty1548
    @ellismcnulty1548 2 роки тому +1

    That UPS Line Hit Home (while in my truck watching JRE clips on my lunch break) 😂

  • @mr.bot.6471
    @mr.bot.6471 2 роки тому

    I missed these clips

  • @matijatatomirovic3351
    @matijatatomirovic3351 2 роки тому +153

    Spotify needs a comment section!

    • @martinsalinas7869
      @martinsalinas7869 2 роки тому +7

      Big time

    • @marccelin9627
      @marccelin9627 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html😍

    • @marccelin9627
      @marccelin9627 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html🤣

    • @matijatatomirovic3351
      @matijatatomirovic3351 2 роки тому +41

      @@marccelin9627 guys like you are the reason Spotify doesn't actually need a comment section. I just changed my mind. 🤣

    • @rameysavoie7442
      @rameysavoie7442 2 роки тому +5

      @@matijatatomirovic3351 hahaha

  • @CranyumHipHop
    @CranyumHipHop 2 роки тому +907

    Tim is starting to look like a Texas Housewife.

    • @CranyumHipHop
      @CranyumHipHop 2 роки тому +8

      @silvia dunch 😂 💁🏼‍♀️

    • @wyattgoodale2403
      @wyattgoodale2403 2 роки тому +19

      Severely underrated comment 😂

    • @CranyumHipHop
      @CranyumHipHop 2 роки тому +11

      @@wyattgoodale2403 fareal he straight up Karen from Round Rock mode.

    • @outlawgt3045
      @outlawgt3045 2 роки тому +7

      OP and everyone that gave this a thumbs up obviously don't know about Texas women.. The stereotypical ones are tanned, busty, big haired, beauty queens.. Texas is known for having super attractive women.. A lot of hot Latinas too...

    • @CranyumHipHop
      @CranyumHipHop 2 роки тому +18

      @@outlawgt3045 it’s a joke I used to live in Texas. It’s more of a “housewife” joke lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @kellymurray5598
    @kellymurray5598 2 роки тому +1

    love ur channel ur awesome x

  • @temporalteleporter2874
    @temporalteleporter2874 2 роки тому

    Thank you Jamie. I appreciate you man.

  • @scrimshaw7470
    @scrimshaw7470 2 роки тому +603

    "Incredibly credible"
    Joe is such a wordsmith

  • @BirdBoy40
    @BirdBoy40 2 роки тому +533

    Whenever I see a JRE title that includes UFO’s or Chimpanzees... I’m clicking that shit!!

    • @TheAlchemist1089
      @TheAlchemist1089 2 роки тому +23

      Mushrooms/DMT too

    • @mr.Swartz
      @mr.Swartz 2 роки тому +8

      Stop smoking so much weed Scott

    • @79Gravity
      @79Gravity 2 роки тому

      they know that :) so what u get is :) what normal people flush

    • @archangelsadvocate2962
      @archangelsadvocate2962 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.Swartz nah

    • @mr.Swartz
      @mr.Swartz 2 роки тому +3

      Archangel's Advocate I’m smoking my morning Anti COVID blunt

  • @nicholasjaboor2514
    @nicholasjaboor2514 2 роки тому +1

    "Incredibly credible" is the absolute best. I'm gonna use it every day.

  • @3lth
    @3lth 2 роки тому +15

    Gotta get Dan Ackroyd back on the show and ask him about the men in black.

    • @shitsngiggles8371
      @shitsngiggles8371 2 роки тому

      Dan Ackroyd died dude

    • @3lth
      @3lth 2 роки тому

      @@shitsngiggles8371 wtf when? aint nothing on the internet about him being dead.

  • @andyespinosa306
    @andyespinosa306 2 роки тому +376

    Any rigid, metallic object that can move 80,000 feet in one second doesn't need nukes to give us a bad day.

    • @xuevgermanist
      @xuevgermanist 2 роки тому +13

      Quite apart from any hardware inside able to operate at acceration as brutal as this

    • @shadowhunter6391
      @shadowhunter6391 2 роки тому +81

      The thing is...it's not moving. It's moving the space around it. Legit the only rational option. It has something that distorts space-time around it.

    • @adamwright4135
      @adamwright4135 2 роки тому +24

      @@shadowhunter6391 Exactly. At least that's how Bob Lazar describes it

    • @nathanhensn8717
      @nathanhensn8717 2 роки тому +29

      @@shadowhunter6391 you know though if Computation theory, or simulation theory is true then there's nothing that dictates that another dimension "has" to obey our laws in their own dimension. Or wherever they are. If they were in their dimension and used their vessel to be able to jump from ours to there's then that could be a possibility.
      Imagine when a fish jumps out of water, but under the water time stops, but the fish is still above the water in normal time. When the fish lands back in the water time starts again. So the fish can leave one spot, jump to another spot X distance away, land and start time again.

    • @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978
      @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978 2 роки тому +37

      It's not even 80k feet per second. A second is just that particular radar antenna turn period. So right now it's 80k feet high, and next time we look for it, which is in a second, it's down at sea level. It might have went there instantly, like teleported or something. Or went with a speed much greater than 80000 fps, and we wouldn't know. This is not close to even the theoretical realm of our possibilities for the foreseeable future.

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 2 роки тому +205

    Oh the nostalgia, Joe Rogan talking about Aliens. How i wish we could go back to the good ol' days with Joe on UA-cam and all of us engaging with each other in the comment sections.

    • @deanmilwainoly3966
      @deanmilwainoly3966 2 роки тому +12

      Just like you’re doing exactly now? Fucking moaning about high quality FREE content. If you don’t like it jog on. Same fucks moshing about the change in sets

    • @justinhughes2207
      @justinhughes2207 2 роки тому +1

      @@deanmilwainoly3966 agreed

    • @DR.DisInfect
      @DR.DisInfect 2 роки тому +2

      It's great on Spotify fuck the comments that's what these clips are for

    • @westouchstone9370
      @westouchstone9370 2 роки тому +2

      Anyone else miss that Wolfsucka song that used to come on at the end of the podcast?

    • @YoureWokeYoureBroke
      @YoureWokeYoureBroke 2 роки тому +8

      @Atlantis Rising it sucks. The change in the way Joe approaches controversial topics is way too obvious. You can tell his new bosses at spotify are tightening his leash

  • @pointuout2020
    @pointuout2020 2 роки тому +4

    I love it Joe “ Earth is is like the Tijuana of the Universe”…. That’s great, I learn something new every day! LMAO 😂

  • @rippermaggoo2534
    @rippermaggoo2534 2 роки тому

    Man there chemistry together is the best!

  • @jackscofield6299
    @jackscofield6299 2 роки тому +262

    I know joe shined his head for this

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 2 роки тому +7

      No he paid someone to do it lol

    • @Im-the-greatest
      @Im-the-greatest 2 роки тому +5

      @@pnut3844able they did it a good job too

    • @Jose_7586
      @Jose_7586 2 роки тому +2

      Its all natural

    • @NoticerOfficial
      @NoticerOfficial 2 роки тому +6

      Ryobi has a deal right now for the JRbuffer, you get two batteries plus wax.

    • @NoticerOfficial
      @NoticerOfficial 2 роки тому +2

      Youre not gonna want to miss this one folks

  • @supersyaz2871
    @supersyaz2871 2 роки тому +75

    Ok JRE you win. I'll go to Spotify now.

    • @icecoldchilipreppers6496
      @icecoldchilipreppers6496 2 роки тому +10

      He won me over a while ago, Spotify is actually pretty good.
      I fully switched.

    • @staycozy47
      @staycozy47 2 роки тому +1

      @@icecoldchilipreppers6496 nah they have pretty bad audio quality compared to apple music

    • @TheMightyMidget
      @TheMightyMidget 2 роки тому +3

      @@staycozy47 comparing apples to nectarines

    • @takumif7056
      @takumif7056 2 роки тому +2

      @great day gtfo

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..m

  • @Stiffman1
    @Stiffman1 2 роки тому

    That's Bedtime Stories! Great UA-cam channel.

  • @harold3165
    @harold3165 Рік тому +1

    7:40 "to me that proves it" lol

  • @Basscouch
    @Basscouch 2 роки тому +219

    The government acts like they cant identify a distraction.

  • @griffin3921
    @griffin3921 2 роки тому +289

    Aliens: *lands on earth* “hello earthlings” they say
    Humans: ……
    Aliens: Are you not surprised?
    Humans: Man, we’ve been going though a lot lately.

    • @flipdawhip2573
      @flipdawhip2573 2 роки тому +24

      "c'mon man"

    • @DDG683
      @DDG683 2 роки тому +1

      So close

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 2 роки тому +5

      Just give 10% to the big guy when you leave...

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 2 роки тому +6

      Biden starts sniffing alien heads.

    • @roboninja3194
      @roboninja3194 2 роки тому

      Griffin Aliens lock the doors to their ship as they pass by earth xD

  • @itsme7570
    @itsme7570 2 роки тому

    Every video I watch this guy has more and more subs. Joe's the podcast 🐐

  • @STARFOXY20
    @STARFOXY20 2 роки тому +1

    That last picture of the MIB was from the TV Show fringe

  • @madisonbumgarner6692
    @madisonbumgarner6692 2 роки тому +1026

    Tim gives as many F’s about UFO’s as physical fitness.

  • @cheekytitaable
    @cheekytitaable 2 роки тому +163

    “ Earth is the Tijuana of outer space” dead

    • @ubercoo
      @ubercoo 2 роки тому +12

      It really is, some podunk mudball in the rural burbs of the Galaxy. Squabbling over made up money & trying to manifest destiny. Humans need to be put in check.

    • @joshuaprouty8139
      @joshuaprouty8139 2 роки тому +2

      You sexy!

    • @cheekytitaable
      @cheekytitaable 2 роки тому

      @@joshuaprouty8139 thanks! Lol

    • @cheekytitaable
      @cheekytitaable 2 роки тому +1

      @@ubercoo boy ain’t that the truth! And then some..

    • @greenphonix9326
      @greenphonix9326 2 роки тому

      @@joshuaprouty8139 Smooth XD

  • @AncientPastChannel
    @AncientPastChannel 2 роки тому +1

    Im from south germany, saw the light orbs for the first time yesterday, one flew away wit that speed, the other one was movin around slower

  • @if5566
    @if5566 Рік тому

    Is Richard making an alien gesture on Joe's short?!! Awesome.

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 2 роки тому +81

    Tim is the only guest I’ll open Spotify and watch the podcast for

    • @josephzinck5680
      @josephzinck5680 2 роки тому +1

      Spotify is actually a good service considering the access to music. Fuck shill Rogan. Spotify is dec

    • @adamdg1098
      @adamdg1098 2 роки тому +8

      Then you’re missing a lot lol

    • @notthechannel2
      @notthechannel2 2 роки тому +6

      Quentin made me open it up.

    • @davidabuyo6932
      @davidabuyo6932 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 2 роки тому +2

      @@adamdg1098 you’re gay

  • @paulyang8276
    @paulyang8276 2 роки тому +153

    Aliens are only scouting Earth to invade us but after one look, said “Pass.”

    • @Mixamaka
      @Mixamaka 2 роки тому +6

      What did you say about my mama?

    • @betomg7573
      @betomg7573 2 роки тому +4

      @@Mixamaka oh shit I know you didn’t just bring mama into this

    • @wut3358
      @wut3358 2 роки тому +3

      @@Mixamaka She's always ready to go. Good woman your mama.

    • @billallen4793
      @billallen4793 2 роки тому +3

      Let's get off mama's, I just got off yours...lol

    • @coreyworthingtonii9230
      @coreyworthingtonii9230 2 роки тому

      “Looks like one of those shit hole planets” *Keeps flying past*

  • @islandaerial3414
    @islandaerial3414 2 роки тому

    "...we've got a rover on Mars..." LMFAO! Good one Joe

  • @troyperry411
    @troyperry411 2 роки тому +82

    Wow Tim explaining the men in black video was incredible. “Idk it was two weird dudes lthst like came to shut something down idk, something happened idk but 2 weird dudes came and idk”. With that description it’s baffling that Jamie couldn’t find that video.

    • @ReanimatorsMutilations
      @ReanimatorsMutilations 2 роки тому +13

      All he has to type in is real men in black lol

    • @busfahrer09
      @busfahrer09 2 роки тому +8

      Worst things is I instantly knew which video he is talking about, Tim is lurking a lot on 4chan it seems 🙈

    • @troyperry411
      @troyperry411 2 роки тому +4

      It was just funny how he was explaining the video. If nobody knew of the video he was talking about there would be no way in hell they could find it based on the description he gave.

    • @BeachBumZero
      @BeachBumZero 2 роки тому

      Worst description ever

    • @elijahruark187
      @elijahruark187 2 роки тому +3

      It’s like he was trying to describe the video without even watching it himself 🤣

  • @_B_K_
    @_B_K_ 2 роки тому +58

    Joe, next GTA game should have your podcast part of it, lol

    • @rickjames919
      @rickjames919 2 роки тому +1

      ... his actually in gta... our secrets out. Bye 👋

    • @the1abstrakt
      @the1abstrakt 2 роки тому

      Imagine 😭

    • @Omerta369
      @Omerta369 2 роки тому +1

      Can’t wait for the next gta game to come out in 2042.

  • @playb00y360
    @playb00y360 2 роки тому

    I need that sound effect 1 more time Joe.

  • @tenormdness
    @tenormdness 2 роки тому

    “It’s on UA-cam or something, Jamie can find it”. Lol

  • @halon7476
    @halon7476 2 роки тому +189

    Tim just needs mustard on his shirt!

    • @Me-tuber
      @Me-tuber 2 роки тому +2

      Edit: it's OK, everyone is allowed to have a bad day at the lawndry room.

    • @joeyv47
      @joeyv47 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @henkfraser1316
      @henkfraser1316 2 роки тому +2

      Homeless mustard?

    • @alex_p90
      @alex_p90 2 роки тому

      Lmaaoo

    • @danashackleford5010
      @danashackleford5010 2 роки тому

      That's fucking hilarious

  • @rustyweapon
    @rustyweapon 2 роки тому +120

    Tim Dillon is like Alex Jones' rich yuppie stepson

    • @etopr4986
      @etopr4986 2 роки тому

      Tru

    • @etopr4986
      @etopr4986 2 роки тому +1

      @Neutral omg go away with your disinfo

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 2 роки тому

      @Neutral dude you are so annoying, you have been copy/pasting this comment here for months now

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 2 роки тому +1

      @Neutral sure but can you say anything more other than “insider gives away secrets” that’s not very intriguing as you may think. Especially to those already familiar with so called “secret knowledge”

    • @DOGMAFREE1
      @DOGMAFREE1 2 роки тому +1

      And g@y

  • @dannemannen18
    @dannemannen18 2 роки тому +2

    I heard this story now in the last 3728 episodes of JRE I listened to... "In..a.. SECOND!"

  • @baronvonraschke77
    @baronvonraschke77 2 роки тому

    Sooooo glad they found that video of two guys that walked in....and then left... as Tim Dillon described. That was super exciting.

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy 2 роки тому +466

    "Earth is the Tijuana of Outer Space." I have nothing to add to that perfectly constructed sentence.

    • @erickt9415
      @erickt9415 2 роки тому +10

      Bro this cracked me up 😂 love it! I love Tijuana and earth 🌍✌🏽

    • @Liquid_Alchemy
      @Liquid_Alchemy 2 роки тому +5

      @@erickt9415 What makes it great is Joe was fucking stoned and drunk when he said it, and it was so 'spot on' and true. Hilarious!

    • @robstrickenfeary
      @robstrickenfeary 2 роки тому +8

      Weird thing to add on that, my dad use to say that Earth is a doorway/petrol station/stop off.
      And he use to say that he doesn't belong here, that he came from space and that he's a "roaming spirit" and he predicted a civil/race war and many things that we're experiencing in the world right now.
      Whether you believe my dad was a crazy looney, or tapped into something higher... that was his take on the Earth if you agree with Earth being Space Tijuana.

    • @Liquid_Alchemy
      @Liquid_Alchemy 2 роки тому +2

      @@robstrickenfeary I know exactly how your dad felt. I wonder if he's 'passed' by a few times and just shook his head muttering 'told you so'.

    • @robstrickenfeary
      @robstrickenfeary 2 роки тому +3

      @@Liquid_Alchemy Yes no doubt 😂
      Because i myself didn't believe him on most stuff but now quite the opposite.

  • @FruitFlyKilla
    @FruitFlyKilla 2 роки тому +223

    Listening to Tim trying to describe the Men In Black incident was bizarre and painful in equal measure. 'There was like a thing, something happened, they went in then came out, don't think anything happened though, I'm sure Jamie can find it...' umm what?

    • @ace1122tw
      @ace1122tw 2 роки тому +32

      I knew what he was talking about instantly though lol

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR 2 роки тому +12

      "There was like....these two guys.... and they went into this hotel after something happened.... and then....there was like...these two guys..."

    • @coderexe30
      @coderexe30 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @eddylucas7150
      @eddylucas7150 2 роки тому

      I havent seen it can someone link it

    • @nrmacky8.726
      @nrmacky8.726 2 роки тому +1

      So it's a video showing 2 guys wearing suits?

  • @Ellis1993
    @Ellis1993 2 роки тому +10

    “Pentagon doesn’t know what they are.”
    Government- 😃 gotta love plausible deniability.

  • @karlosvulture5014
    @karlosvulture5014 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly they are out there, I'm not a crazy person, I'm just another working class man etc and I have seen exactly what you are talking about, I have honestly seen a mother ship( only way I can explain it) that was the most mind blowing thing I have ever seen....... it's unreal seeing these thing's,and ONE thing I have noticed is that these thing's are always around our mountain....

  • @buoyantwalrus
    @buoyantwalrus 2 роки тому +93

    Timmy D telling us how it is. It's just life in the big city

  • @torreshasjams
    @torreshasjams 2 роки тому +57

    It's a real knife fight out here

    • @zacshifler
      @zacshifler 2 роки тому +3

      Thats life in the big city

  • @harpoontang681
    @harpoontang681 Рік тому

    You got to use a Newtonian overlay and a Mosician overlay

  • @RR_85
    @RR_85 2 роки тому

    😂😂 quak quak “Mars Attacks”

  • @georgimihalkov4781
    @georgimihalkov4781 2 роки тому +243

    I'm very disappointed that Tim isn't wearing sunglasses.

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 2 роки тому +2

      Look up
      Elon Musk meets Post Malone
      👽 😂

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 2 роки тому

      It's rude and arrogant to wear sunglasses indoors.

    • @jonhall2274
      @jonhall2274 2 роки тому +4

      @KLEOS who asked for your conspiracy 3page rant? Nobody.

    • @bn4217
      @bn4217 2 роки тому

      Jen fr

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 2 роки тому

      im dissapointed he's still alive in Austin. "satire" x

  • @xenoneuronics6765
    @xenoneuronics6765 2 роки тому +55

    Two guys in suits in a lobby "THAT PROVES IT TO ME!"

  • @harpoontang681
    @harpoontang681 Рік тому

    Where they line up,
    There you go.

  • @JPSimen
    @JPSimen Рік тому

    Two times the speed is the only way to listen to a podcast. 2.0!

  • @Snowy0123
    @Snowy0123 2 роки тому +23

    "everything going great during the Obama administration?????""" Lol

    • @shiftgood
      @shiftgood 2 роки тому +2

      Relative to Trump he was amazing. But that’s not saying much.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 2 роки тому +1

      @@shiftgood Obama was great at arranging chairs, while Trump was a master at hitting icebergs.

    • @iamhollywood555
      @iamhollywood555 2 роки тому

      @wevkesto hahahahahaha good one. Needed a good laugh today.

    • @Auxik
      @Auxik 2 роки тому

      Think he meant in general it was a much more benign and boring time. Didn't have a pandemic or China threatening WW3 or all the civil unrest, etc..

  • @lateboomer3640
    @lateboomer3640 2 роки тому +113

    Tim: There's this guy that said he saw an alien with extra terresticals or some damn thing.

  • @cb4354
    @cb4354 2 роки тому

    read the title. knew this was going to be a good video

  • @Five2_Bravo
    @Five2_Bravo 2 роки тому

    When is Joe going to do a podcast on the Black Eye Club?

  • @ErEntheANIMATOR
    @ErEntheANIMATOR 2 роки тому +138

    Tim Dillon is genuinely my favourite guest, he's like Chris Farley if he was the host infowars

  • @joshuaipock4175
    @joshuaipock4175 2 роки тому +149

    Joe, I appreciate you covering the UFO topic, but it is now time for a more serious conversation regarding this subject. Therefore, Lue Elizondo should be the next guest you have on JRE to discuss this topic. Lue is the former director of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (ATTIP), the once secretive Pentagon unit that studies UFOs. Thanks again for having individuals on the podcast to discuss the important topic of UFOs.

    • @DopeBuildsGaming
      @DopeBuildsGaming 2 роки тому +5

      Love listening to Lue Elizondo. I find him to be one of the most credible voices on this subject matter. I really like that he is seriously reserved about conclusions to this phenomena as we dont yet have or understand the full scope of the data. Very smart man.

    • @c4gstorm878
      @c4gstorm878 2 роки тому +14

      That guy will tell Joe all he wants to hear, meanwhile his program was so low tech and low quality that he didn't even know how Mick West explained the videos.
      All he will say is "It's real and I have more data that proves it! Sadly I cannot show you, because it is classified."

    • @AlexGomez-lo1xy
      @AlexGomez-lo1xy 2 роки тому +7

      That guy is a cia disinformation agent.

    • @melanieforyou
      @melanieforyou 2 роки тому +1

      What about Steven Greer?

    • @AlexGomez-lo1xy
      @AlexGomez-lo1xy 2 роки тому +2

      @@melanieforyou
      He's an even bigger shill than elizondo

  • @bradhardy100
    @bradhardy100 2 роки тому

    Joe should do a podcast on the baltic sea anomaly

  • @tdickens92
    @tdickens92 2 роки тому

    Tim looks so good here. He's so quick with his lines. I love him. Fucking hilarious

  • @jm100368
    @jm100368 2 роки тому +38

    Joe, “it went from 69,420 ft to 1 ft in a second” Rogan

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 2 роки тому +7

      Lmao i’ve lost count how many times i’ve heard Joe say “have you heard the commander david fravor story?”

  • @sricardo4387
    @sricardo4387 2 роки тому +121

    Tim Dillion looks like a Homeless College Student.

  • @Johnnyreengo
    @Johnnyreengo 2 роки тому +2

    I think the best theory is that these are interdimensional beings. Which in part helps to explain how quickly these crafts appear and disappear as a 3D object traveling through 2D would seem to appear/disappear as it traveled through space. 11 dimensions have been theorized and a fourth is almost certain.

  • @sciocore
    @sciocore Рік тому

    8:52 Those are "Observers" from the series "Fringe".

  • @Janzer_
    @Janzer_ 2 роки тому +72

    "jamie can find it"
    jamie: you're not my supervisor

  • @MichaelT83310
    @MichaelT83310 2 роки тому +86

    I typed in “real men in black” and found it in like 30 seconds how did Jamie struggle to find that

    • @bert9201
      @bert9201 2 роки тому +12

      Don't tell Jamie what to do!

    • @YewrinePish
      @YewrinePish 2 роки тому +14

      He didn't use duckduckgo bro

    • @Romulus8
      @Romulus8 2 роки тому +9

      Because he has someone from above to answer to now. Not Rogan

    • @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978
      @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978 2 роки тому +7

      Jamie was always bad at finding shit. He'd either not find something or take his sweet time doing it, and each time i'd try to do his job out of curiosity i'd find it literally in seconds. I think Joe needs to keep Jamie to do all the tech stuff and hire some Gen-Z aged guy specifically for googling.

    • @karlhungus888
      @karlhungus888 2 роки тому +2

      jamie is busy online shopping

  • @RicaSkateShop
    @RicaSkateShop Рік тому

    "at least there is more content online we can sink our teeth into" had me rolling

  • @chetjump5744
    @chetjump5744 2 роки тому

    That image of the four men in black was from the show Fringe. Great show actually

  • @quintonwinslow9354
    @quintonwinslow9354 2 роки тому +198

    Tim saying “That Proves it to me,” is the most trolling thing he could do.

    • @jewfinigan863
      @jewfinigan863 2 роки тому +6

      That was actually footage from The Matrix

    • @nickmorgan5388
      @nickmorgan5388 2 роки тому +6

      And it went right over Joes head

    • @sandorclegane3658
      @sandorclegane3658 2 роки тому +5

      @@nickmorgan5388 because he's vertically challenged.

    • @HolyDrugLord
      @HolyDrugLord 2 роки тому

      @@jewfinigan863 what was?

  • @popeluigi
    @popeluigi 2 роки тому +41

    I'm a simple man, I see a video with Joe Rogan and UFO in the title, I click on it

    • @youuuuuuuuuuu
      @youuuuuuuuuuu 2 роки тому +1

      You’re definitely a simple man, but your lack of originality is what gives that away, not whatever bullshit you say after calling yourself simple.

    • @popeluigi
      @popeluigi 2 роки тому

      @@youuuuuuuuuuu Mama told me, when I was young; she said "sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say. And if you do, it'll help you some sunny day, and be a Simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby, be a simple kind of man. Oh won't you do this for me son, if you can?

  • @Jahndowe
    @Jahndowe Рік тому

    I remember seeing that video of the men in black walking in the hotel

  • @kjguzman23
    @kjguzman23 2 роки тому

    Men In Black is referenced in Cosmic Trigger Vol. 1 that was written in the 70s

  • @mizuslayer
    @mizuslayer 2 роки тому +32

    I just love when other guests try to tell jamie what to do LOL

  • @dantepepper
    @dantepepper 2 роки тому +442

    Who would have guessed when the world finally reveals ufos the masses don’t even care literally sounds like a bad joke

    • @davidabuyo6932
      @davidabuyo6932 2 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @idm0nkey2pt0
      @idm0nkey2pt0 2 роки тому +26

      Project Bluebeam

    • @daviclar867
      @daviclar867 2 роки тому +62

      Everyday I wake up and still can't believe joe Biden is in the White House.

    • @kevink1575
      @kevink1575 2 роки тому +10

      @@idm0nkey2pt0 Bottom of the barrel shit. Just another dumb conspiracy.

    • @marccelin9627
      @marccelin9627 2 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html.m

  • @carlosmarcos1452
    @carlosmarcos1452 2 роки тому

    8:23 sounds like h brings Eddy Bravo n Tim Dillon to sound like the reasonable block evry now and then

  • @azim680
    @azim680 2 роки тому

    bro that tic tac drop height changes each time he says it

  • @11dubs30
    @11dubs30 2 роки тому +32

    At 5:00 that's the worst recall of any story in the history of remembering.

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 роки тому +1

      It numbed my mind, what a whiff

    • @11dubs30
      @11dubs30 2 роки тому +3

      @@jefflabbecomedy I kept thinking he was going to recover, but he only made it worse

    • @nagsterthegangster3548
      @nagsterthegangster3548 2 роки тому +3

      I knew exactly what video he was talking about as soon as he said it which was funny, cuz I said to my sister "Why cant Jamie find that, I literally know exactly the video he's talking about, the dudes are in the thumbnail"
      And then he finally found it lol

    • @theshadowfinnjake
      @theshadowfinnjake 2 роки тому +4

      "They walked in and then left" yeah, that's kinda what you do at a hotel😂

  • @sethrudfelt8380
    @sethrudfelt8380 2 роки тому +79

    Episodes like this ALMOST make me download Spotify, even if just for a few hours...I said almost...

    • @waxseawan
      @waxseawan 2 роки тому +5

      Why not? Spotify is fucking great!

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +2

      Same. Almost but.. nah!

    • @waxseawan
      @waxseawan 2 роки тому +8

      Spotify IS FREE and download takes ONE FUCKING SECOND.

    • @178fluffy
      @178fluffy 2 роки тому +1

      I can't get the video version..just audio

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +1

      @@waxseawan - it's not free. Your device is used to relay content so you end up paying in upload bandwidth.

  • @joeframo3347
    @joeframo3347 2 роки тому +1

    Love Joe rogan's UA-cam videos awesome guy ❤️👍 he's got some really good stuff on here especially on the UFOs 👍

  • @MM-ig1iv
    @MM-ig1iv 2 роки тому +1

    I've seen one do it. It's more like instantaneous speed. Damn near teleportation!

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 2 роки тому +32

    Tim is one of the best guests.

    • @snorfietsers4006
      @snorfietsers4006 2 роки тому +1

      He's always good but the dude literally spent a minute trying and failing to explain the MIB video lol. Like that was genuinely a chore to listen to

  • @saturnstar718
    @saturnstar718 2 роки тому +66

    I miss youtube Joe, but I'm not mad at him for getting the bag.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 роки тому

      You watched too much and now it seems different, that's all

    • @HotBoxTrucking
      @HotBoxTrucking 2 роки тому +7

      joe sold out hard, he'll never rock the boat again and keeps it pretty PC nowadays

    • @sweetleaf9668
      @sweetleaf9668 2 роки тому +1

      Word

    • @ImperatorBaldo
      @ImperatorBaldo 2 роки тому

      @@HotBoxTrucking what happened?

    • @yungpep
      @yungpep 2 роки тому +1

      The 100 mill move made him instantly irrelevant, a sell out and out of most people's eyeline

  • @tweetybird4900
    @tweetybird4900 2 роки тому

    I would watch a channel of Joe just reacting to paranormal, alien, etc videos

  • @vicdillon6278
    @vicdillon6278 2 роки тому +8

    Yup, I agree with Joe's theory....The TicTacs are one of ours. They've developed the technology so perfectly that safety is not compromised and made their presence among the Commander Fravor's fleet without jeopardizing any lives.

    • @CallOfEuropeanSpirit
      @CallOfEuropeanSpirit Рік тому +2

      Very unlikely, we see those objects since at least WW2.

    • @888888886690
      @888888886690 Рік тому

      'Developed the technology so perfectly...' ah that solves everything then lol. What a cop out answer.
      Problem is, they've been since for 100s of years ;)

    • @vicdillon6278
      @vicdillon6278 Рік тому

      @@CallOfEuropeanSpirit Great then! It actually would even make me feel better if what I said here gets debunked and that the truth is that they really are of alien origin, because this has been what I believed since grade school.

  • @texasmade0109
    @texasmade0109 2 роки тому +94

    Tim “Jamie you can find it easily” Dillon. that was the worst description of a video helping Jamie to find it I’ve ever heard lol

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 роки тому +2

      I almost had to change the video but thankfully it ended. It was awful.

    • @Wyzzkyd
      @Wyzzkyd 2 роки тому +3

      who the f is this guy in a t shirt ordering him around

    • @tacticalcloud642
      @tacticalcloud642 2 роки тому +10

      J Tan obviously your not cultured in the art of comedy

    • @Wyzzkyd
      @Wyzzkyd 2 роки тому +3

      @@tacticalcloud642 look out we got a comedic badass here who can't spell

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 2 роки тому +3

      @@Wyzzkyd its only the fourth time the guy has been on

  • @rahulbetgeri
    @rahulbetgeri 2 роки тому +31

    Tim: nobody cares about UFOs
    Joe: I AM the UFO

    • @ciara8294
      @ciara8294 2 роки тому +1

      Search:
      Neil deGrasse Tyson meets Post Malone
      It’s hilarious! 👽 👽

  • @tonydawson1760
    @tonydawson1760 2 роки тому +1

    The tictacs are a new type of drone Elon is working on 😜🤣

  • @igreenugreen8761
    @igreenugreen8761 2 роки тому

    the pic of the four men is from the tv show THE FRINGE last season.

  • @sangyedorje
    @sangyedorje 2 роки тому +73

    9th round Timmy, congratulations to you and your father Joe Rogan.

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 2 роки тому

      ​@KLEOS lol.... why are you liking your own copy paste comment from the same profiles? would you chance a debate? you seem....... EDUCATED lol