Joe & Tim Dillon Discuss UFO Revelations

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1677 w/Tim Dillon:
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  • @kushstein
    @kushstein 3 роки тому +2255

    I’ve probably heard Joe explain how quickly the tic tac dropped, at least over 100 times by now.

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 3 роки тому +11

      Yep

    • @calebjaymes9710
      @calebjaymes9710 3 роки тому +9

      Its government made

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 3 роки тому +64

      @@calebjaymes9710 Yeah, right. The government has been making them since before man learned how to fly. LOL

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 3 роки тому +7

      @MasterOnion North I agree, however in at least a few cases it may have been misidentified terrestrial craft. This happened to my co-driver once. I was driving my truck in Nevada when I saw an F 117. My co-driver woke up and swore it was a UFO.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 3 роки тому +8

      @MasterOnion North you think the pilots are in on every technological advancement that every branch of the government & military is capable of?

  • @OG.Stangs
    @OG.Stangs 3 роки тому +551

    The amount of confidence [people have] in Jamie being able to locate things online is off the charts!

    • @DavidKirklandJr
      @DavidKirklandJr 3 роки тому +27

      I mean it’s not that hard. I can find the same video faster.

    • @nikkoval8490
      @nikkoval8490 3 роки тому +58

      @@DavidKirklandJr yet you aren’t young Jamie

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 3 роки тому +7

      confidence? explain?
      personally, he just seems competent.
      but please explain!

    • @OG.Stangs
      @OG.Stangs 3 роки тому +3

      @@IAmMorts I made an edit. Idk if that'll resolve or cease the explanation you seek though.

    • @jezwc
      @jezwc 3 роки тому +14

      Jamie, meaning of life: go.

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 3 роки тому +188

    Dillon woke up with the shit he slept with and headed straight to Joe for the interview!

    • @lndnhaze7185
      @lndnhaze7185 3 роки тому +3

      @Shane Hurren 😂

    • @dexterquotidian
      @dexterquotidian 3 роки тому +2

      That's not even a joke there -Tim s like this for real

    • @notmychairnotmyprblm
      @notmychairnotmyprblm 3 роки тому +16

      That’s because like the wolf, Tim doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep 🐑 , or it’s because he’s a lazy, hungover TX housewife.. either way he’s hilarious.

    • @sugar4522
      @sugar4522 3 роки тому +2

      He slept on the couch and flopped off when he woke…

    • @dannynannady
      @dannynannady 3 роки тому

      @Shane Hurren Wtf did I just read...?

  • @CaleMadison
    @CaleMadison 3 роки тому +559

    The fact that Joe can say “See if you can find the....UFO patents on new UFO technology....” and Jaime can find it in 25 seconds is insane

    • @sterlingarcher8089
      @sterlingarcher8089 3 роки тому +68

      But struggled to find the Men In Black video hahaha

    • @josephblackwood4001
      @josephblackwood4001 3 роки тому +32

      He knows if he doesn't listen to DaDavJoe Joe than he get discipline. Locked in cage no lights turned on...No Food ,& Water.

    • @lizbec1085
      @lizbec1085 3 роки тому +7

      Ben Avery can do all that!

    • @tjbellissimo7605
      @tjbellissimo7605 3 роки тому +24

      Call me crazy but I think he might be using that Google machine thing...

    • @chapelnightborn4526
      @chapelnightborn4526 2 роки тому +4

      are you still on DIAL-Up internet? how long do you think a google search take?
      thats not worth mentioning at all. but on the contrary, they took a ridiculous ammount of time to find a 10 y.o, very well known Men in Black video that took me less than 20 seconds to find (ive tried )
      And also is really important to mention that neither this guest, Joe nor the crew know the actual existance of the real MIB nor the Russian documentary on it, wich is full of footage of this strange beings disguised as men.

  • @micahrichey5335
    @micahrichey5335 3 роки тому +879

    When aliens pass by earth, they lock the doors.

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 3 роки тому +18

      classic

    • @scottpreston5074
      @scottpreston5074 3 роки тому +10

      👍👍👍👍👍

    • @lj7169
      @lj7169 3 роки тому +14

      Very original. You should write a book of original jokes. I'm sure everyone would buy it.

    • @StoneyBoIogny
      @StoneyBoIogny 3 роки тому +8

      “Roll em up, Roll em up.” - Clark Griswald

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 3 роки тому +4

      @@lj7169 yawn. Bore off you dad

  • @uriwolfenson6297
    @uriwolfenson6297 3 роки тому +1809

    Joe Rogan and UFO’s, perfect

  • @CBRIZZIE2
    @CBRIZZIE2 3 роки тому +447

    'Earth is the Tijuana of outer space and nobody is trying to save Tijuana' 😂😂😂💯

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 3 роки тому +19

      @@carbonstar9091 people don't care as long as it ain't in their backyard

    • @jerickodoggo9595
      @jerickodoggo9595 3 роки тому +12

      @@carbonstar9091 When we deport people we drop them in Tijuana. So people who may have emigrated all the way from Guatemala. Maybe they live here for several years and make money. Then they get caught or go to prison. After they serve time, they get dropped in Tijuana. Thousands of miles from anyone they could know.

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 3 роки тому +2

      I mean TJ is pretty much exactly what we used it for though.

    • @andrewadkins6078
      @andrewadkins6078 3 роки тому +6

      @@jerickodoggo9595 omg...thats terrible. They probably do that on purpose as a final fuck you....thats sad

    • @HarmlessComment
      @HarmlessComment 3 роки тому +2

      Good observation

  • @jaredbalvarez
    @jaredbalvarez 3 роки тому +529

    Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, and UFOs.. *chef’s kiss*

  • @REH-p9r
    @REH-p9r 3 роки тому +25

    Amazing how more relaxed Tim is on Rogan these days. Used to be very loud and hyped, he’s found his groove

    • @salvalooez2249
      @salvalooez2249 2 роки тому

      I think.it was China

    • @dogh8356
      @dogh8356 2 роки тому

      I don't know who Tim is, never heard of him. But he doesn't add much to the conversation here.

    • @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood
      @TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood Рік тому +1

      @@dogh8356 way to judge someone on a 10 minute clip👏

  • @madisonbumgarner6692
    @madisonbumgarner6692 3 роки тому +1026

    Tim gives as many F’s about UFO’s as physical fitness.

  • @griffin3921
    @griffin3921 3 роки тому +290

    Aliens: *lands on earth* “hello earthlings” they say
    Humans: ……
    Aliens: Are you not surprised?
    Humans: Man, we’ve been going though a lot lately.

    • @flipdawhip2573
      @flipdawhip2573 3 роки тому +24

      "c'mon man"

    • @DDG683
      @DDG683 3 роки тому +1

      So close

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 3 роки тому +5

      Just give 10% to the big guy when you leave...

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 3 роки тому +6

      Biden starts sniffing alien heads.

    • @roboninja3194
      @roboninja3194 3 роки тому

      Griffin Aliens lock the doors to their ship as they pass by earth xD

  • @dantepepper
    @dantepepper 3 роки тому +441

    Who would have guessed when the world finally reveals ufos the masses don’t even care literally sounds like a bad joke

    • @davidabuyo6932
      @davidabuyo6932 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @idm0nkey2pt0
      @idm0nkey2pt0 3 роки тому +26

      Project Bluebeam

    • @daviclar867
      @daviclar867 3 роки тому +62

      Everyday I wake up and still can't believe joe Biden is in the White House.

    • @kevink1575
      @kevink1575 3 роки тому +10

      @@idm0nkey2pt0 Bottom of the barrel shit. Just another dumb conspiracy.

    • @marccelin9627
      @marccelin9627 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html.m

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 3 роки тому +205

    Oh the nostalgia, Joe Rogan talking about Aliens. How i wish we could go back to the good ol' days with Joe on UA-cam and all of us engaging with each other in the comment sections.

    • @deanmilwainoly3966
      @deanmilwainoly3966 3 роки тому +12

      Just like you’re doing exactly now? Fucking moaning about high quality FREE content. If you don’t like it jog on. Same fucks moshing about the change in sets

    • @justinhughes2207
      @justinhughes2207 3 роки тому +1

      @@deanmilwainoly3966 agreed

    • @DR.DisInfect
      @DR.DisInfect 3 роки тому +2

      It's great on Spotify fuck the comments that's what these clips are for

    • @westouchstone9370
      @westouchstone9370 3 роки тому +2

      Anyone else miss that Wolfsucka song that used to come on at the end of the podcast?

    • @YoureWokeYoureBroke
      @YoureWokeYoureBroke 3 роки тому +8

      @Atlantis Rising it sucks. The change in the way Joe approaches controversial topics is way too obvious. You can tell his new bosses at spotify are tightening his leash

  • @FruitFlyKilla
    @FruitFlyKilla 3 роки тому +223

    Listening to Tim trying to describe the Men In Black incident was bizarre and painful in equal measure. 'There was like a thing, something happened, they went in then came out, don't think anything happened though, I'm sure Jamie can find it...' umm what?

    • @ace1122tw
      @ace1122tw 3 роки тому +32

      I knew what he was talking about instantly though lol

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR 3 роки тому +12

      "There was like....these two guys.... and they went into this hotel after something happened.... and then....there was like...these two guys..."

    • @coderexe30
      @coderexe30 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @eddylucas7150
      @eddylucas7150 3 роки тому

      I havent seen it can someone link it

    • @nrmacky8.726
      @nrmacky8.726 3 роки тому +1

      So it's a video showing 2 guys wearing suits?

  • @paulyang8276
    @paulyang8276 3 роки тому +153

    Aliens are only scouting Earth to invade us but after one look, said “Pass.”

    • @Mixamaka
      @Mixamaka 3 роки тому +6

      What did you say about my mama?

    • @betomg7573
      @betomg7573 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mixamaka oh shit I know you didn’t just bring mama into this

    • @wut3358
      @wut3358 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mixamaka She's always ready to go. Good woman your mama.

    • @billallen4793
      @billallen4793 3 роки тому +3

      Let's get off mama's, I just got off yours...lol

    • @coreyworthingtonii9230
      @coreyworthingtonii9230 3 роки тому

      “Looks like one of those shit hole planets” *Keeps flying past*

  • @cheekytitaable
    @cheekytitaable 3 роки тому +163

    “ Earth is the Tijuana of outer space” dead

    • @ubercoo
      @ubercoo 3 роки тому +12

      It really is, some podunk mudball in the rural burbs of the Galaxy. Squabbling over made up money & trying to manifest destiny. Humans need to be put in check.

    • @joshuaprouty8139
      @joshuaprouty8139 3 роки тому +2

      You sexy!

    • @cheekytitaable
      @cheekytitaable 3 роки тому

      @@joshuaprouty8139 thanks! Lol

    • @cheekytitaable
      @cheekytitaable 3 роки тому +1

      @@ubercoo boy ain’t that the truth! And then some..

    • @greenphonix9326
      @greenphonix9326 3 роки тому

      @@joshuaprouty8139 Smooth XD

  • @3lth
    @3lth 3 роки тому +15

    Gotta get Dan Ackroyd back on the show and ask him about the men in black.

    • @shitsngiggles8371
      @shitsngiggles8371 3 роки тому

      Dan Ackroyd died dude

    • @3lth
      @3lth 3 роки тому

      @@shitsngiggles8371 wtf when? aint nothing on the internet about him being dead.

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy 3 роки тому +465

    "Earth is the Tijuana of Outer Space." I have nothing to add to that perfectly constructed sentence.

    • @erickt9415
      @erickt9415 3 роки тому +10

      Bro this cracked me up 😂 love it! I love Tijuana and earth 🌍✌🏽

    • @Liquid_Alchemy
      @Liquid_Alchemy 3 роки тому +5

      @@erickt9415 What makes it great is Joe was fucking stoned and drunk when he said it, and it was so 'spot on' and true. Hilarious!

    • @robstrickenfeary
      @robstrickenfeary 3 роки тому +8

      Weird thing to add on that, my dad use to say that Earth is a doorway/petrol station/stop off.
      And he use to say that he doesn't belong here, that he came from space and that he's a "roaming spirit" and he predicted a civil/race war and many things that we're experiencing in the world right now.
      Whether you believe my dad was a crazy looney, or tapped into something higher... that was his take on the Earth if you agree with Earth being Space Tijuana.

    • @Liquid_Alchemy
      @Liquid_Alchemy 3 роки тому +2

      @@robstrickenfeary I know exactly how your dad felt. I wonder if he's 'passed' by a few times and just shook his head muttering 'told you so'.

    • @robstrickenfeary
      @robstrickenfeary 3 роки тому +3

      @@Liquid_Alchemy Yes no doubt 😂
      Because i myself didn't believe him on most stuff but now quite the opposite.

  • @georgimihalkov4781
    @georgimihalkov4781 3 роки тому +243

    I'm very disappointed that Tim isn't wearing sunglasses.

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 3 роки тому +2

      Look up
      Elon Musk meets Post Malone
      👽 😂

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 3 роки тому

      It's rude and arrogant to wear sunglasses indoors.

    • @jonhall2274
      @jonhall2274 3 роки тому +4

      @KLEOS who asked for your conspiracy 3page rant? Nobody.

    • @bn4217
      @bn4217 3 роки тому

      Jen fr

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 3 роки тому

      im dissapointed he's still alive in Austin. "satire" x

  • @kellymurray5598
    @kellymurray5598 2 роки тому +1

    love ur channel ur awesome x

  • @torreshasjams
    @torreshasjams 3 роки тому +57

    It's a real knife fight out here

    • @zacshifler
      @zacshifler 3 роки тому +3

      Thats life in the big city

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 3 роки тому +81

    Tim is the only guest I’ll open Spotify and watch the podcast for

    • @josephzinck5680
      @josephzinck5680 3 роки тому +1

      Spotify is actually a good service considering the access to music. Fuck shill Rogan. Spotify is dec

    • @adamdg1098
      @adamdg1098 3 роки тому +8

      Then you’re missing a lot lol

    • @notthechannel2
      @notthechannel2 3 роки тому +6

      Quentin made me open it up.

    • @davidabuyo6932
      @davidabuyo6932 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 3 роки тому +2

      @@adamdg1098 you’re gay

  • @halon7476
    @halon7476 3 роки тому +189

    Tim just needs mustard on his shirt!

    • @Me-tuber
      @Me-tuber 3 роки тому +2

      Edit: it's OK, everyone is allowed to have a bad day at the lawndry room.

    • @joeyv47
      @joeyv47 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @henkfraser1316
      @henkfraser1316 3 роки тому +2

      Homeless mustard?

    • @alex_p90
      @alex_p90 3 роки тому

      Lmaaoo

    • @danashackleford5010
      @danashackleford5010 3 роки тому

      That's fucking hilarious

  • @11dubs30
    @11dubs30 3 роки тому +32

    At 5:00 that's the worst recall of any story in the history of remembering.

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 3 роки тому +1

      It numbed my mind, what a whiff

    • @11dubs30
      @11dubs30 3 роки тому +3

      @@jefflabbecomedy I kept thinking he was going to recover, but he only made it worse

    • @nagsterthegangster3548
      @nagsterthegangster3548 3 роки тому +3

      I knew exactly what video he was talking about as soon as he said it which was funny, cuz I said to my sister "Why cant Jamie find that, I literally know exactly the video he's talking about, the dudes are in the thumbnail"
      And then he finally found it lol

    • @theshadowfinnjake
      @theshadowfinnjake 3 роки тому +4

      "They walked in and then left" yeah, that's kinda what you do at a hotel😂

  • @ellismcnulty1548
    @ellismcnulty1548 2 роки тому +1

    That UPS Line Hit Home (while in my truck watching JRE clips on my lunch break) 😂

  • @jm100368
    @jm100368 3 роки тому +38

    Joe, “it went from 69,420 ft to 1 ft in a second” Rogan

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao i’ve lost count how many times i’ve heard Joe say “have you heard the commander david fravor story?”

  • @rustyweapon
    @rustyweapon 3 роки тому +120

    Tim Dillon is like Alex Jones' rich yuppie stepson

    • @etopr4986
      @etopr4986 3 роки тому

      Tru

    • @etopr4986
      @etopr4986 3 роки тому +1

      @Neutral omg go away with your disinfo

    • @Iheartdgd
      @Iheartdgd 3 роки тому

      @Neutral dude you are so annoying, you have been copy/pasting this comment here for months now

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 3 роки тому +1

      @Neutral sure but can you say anything more other than “insider gives away secrets” that’s not very intriguing as you may think. Especially to those already familiar with so called “secret knowledge”

    • @DOGMAFREE1
      @DOGMAFREE1 3 роки тому +1

      And g@y

  • @quintonwinslow9354
    @quintonwinslow9354 3 роки тому +197

    Tim saying “That Proves it to me,” is the most trolling thing he could do.

    • @jewfinigan863
      @jewfinigan863 3 роки тому +6

      That was actually footage from The Matrix

    • @nickmorgan5388
      @nickmorgan5388 3 роки тому +6

      And it went right over Joes head

    • @sandorclegane3658
      @sandorclegane3658 3 роки тому +5

      @@nickmorgan5388 because he's vertically challenged.

    • @HolyDrugLord
      @HolyDrugLord 3 роки тому

      @@jewfinigan863 what was?

  • @franciscovalle8075
    @franciscovalle8075 3 роки тому +56

    Earth is a galactic social experiment, that’s why we’re nowhere near any other planet with life

    • @ronaldweasley6175
      @ronaldweasley6175 3 роки тому +22

      @lampshade queen NASA (in all capital letters) means “The National Aeronautics and Space Administration” in Hebrew, the same as in English. If you want that meaning translated into Hebrew, it’s:
      מנהל האווירונאוטיקה והחלל הלאומי (or נאס״א for short).
      If you’re asking what the Hebrew word “nasa” means, that depends on how you spell it:
      nasá (נָשָֹא) = to carry, to marry
      nasá (נָסָע) = to travel
      NÁSA (נאס"א) = NASA, National Aeronautics and Space Administration
      nása (נַסָה) = “she flees” (poetic)

    • @BagelsnOj
      @BagelsnOj 3 роки тому +10

      @lampshade queen yikes I guess you're wrong eh bud

    • @hustleup3840
      @hustleup3840 3 роки тому +3

      @@BagelsnOj 🤣

    • @hustleup3840
      @hustleup3840 3 роки тому

      How do you know this information?

    • @devinlowe4029
      @devinlowe4029 3 роки тому

      Someone watched south park

  • @lateboomer3640
    @lateboomer3640 3 роки тому +112

    Tim: There's this guy that said he saw an alien with extra terresticals or some damn thing.

  • @Ellis1993
    @Ellis1993 3 роки тому +10

    “Pentagon doesn’t know what they are.”
    Government- 😃 gotta love plausible deniability.

  • @mizuslayer
    @mizuslayer 3 роки тому +32

    I just love when other guests try to tell jamie what to do LOL

  • @sangyedorje
    @sangyedorje 3 роки тому +73

    9th round Timmy, congratulations to you and your father Joe Rogan.

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html..

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 3 роки тому

      ​@KLEOS lol.... why are you liking your own copy paste comment from the same profiles? would you chance a debate? you seem....... EDUCATED lol

  • @bobbybiskins6720
    @bobbybiskins6720 Рік тому +1

    Joe owes Tom Delonge a "Dude you were not lying".

  • @_B_K_
    @_B_K_ 3 роки тому +58

    Joe, next GTA game should have your podcast part of it, lol

    • @rickjames919
      @rickjames919 3 роки тому +1

      ... his actually in gta... our secrets out. Bye 👋

    • @the1abstrakt
      @the1abstrakt 3 роки тому

      Imagine 😭

    • @Omerta369
      @Omerta369 3 роки тому +1

      Can’t wait for the next gta game to come out in 2042.

  • @MichaelT83310
    @MichaelT83310 3 роки тому +86

    I typed in “real men in black” and found it in like 30 seconds how did Jamie struggle to find that

    • @bert9201
      @bert9201 3 роки тому +12

      Don't tell Jamie what to do!

    • @YewrinePish
      @YewrinePish 3 роки тому +14

      He didn't use duckduckgo bro

    • @Romulus8
      @Romulus8 3 роки тому +9

      Because he has someone from above to answer to now. Not Rogan

    • @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978
      @panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978 3 роки тому +7

      Jamie was always bad at finding shit. He'd either not find something or take his sweet time doing it, and each time i'd try to do his job out of curiosity i'd find it literally in seconds. I think Joe needs to keep Jamie to do all the tech stuff and hire some Gen-Z aged guy specifically for googling.

    • @karlhungus888
      @karlhungus888 3 роки тому +2

      jamie is busy online shopping

  • @dimetryp369
    @dimetryp369 3 роки тому +79

    Episodes like this ALMOST make me download Spotify, even if just for a few hours...I said almost...

    • @waxseawan
      @waxseawan 3 роки тому +5

      Why not? Spotify is fucking great!

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 3 роки тому +2

      Same. Almost but.. nah!

    • @waxseawan
      @waxseawan 3 роки тому +8

      Spotify IS FREE and download takes ONE FUCKING SECOND.

    • @178fluffy
      @178fluffy 3 роки тому +1

      I can't get the video version..just audio

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 3 роки тому +1

      @@waxseawan - it's not free. Your device is used to relay content so you end up paying in upload bandwidth.

  • @STARFOXY20
    @STARFOXY20 2 роки тому +1

    That last picture of the MIB was from the TV Show fringe

  • @ssLFM4387
    @ssLFM4387 3 роки тому +121

    Tim Dillion looks like a Homeless College Student.

  • @texasmade0109
    @texasmade0109 3 роки тому +94

    Tim “Jamie you can find it easily” Dillon. that was the worst description of a video helping Jamie to find it I’ve ever heard lol

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 3 роки тому +2

      I almost had to change the video but thankfully it ended. It was awful.

    • @Wyzzkyd
      @Wyzzkyd 3 роки тому +3

      who the f is this guy in a t shirt ordering him around

    • @tacticalcloud642
      @tacticalcloud642 3 роки тому +10

      J Tan obviously your not cultured in the art of comedy

    • @Wyzzkyd
      @Wyzzkyd 3 роки тому +3

      @@tacticalcloud642 look out we got a comedic badass here who can't spell

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 3 роки тому +3

      @@Wyzzkyd its only the fourth time the guy has been on

  • @dannemannen18
    @dannemannen18 3 роки тому +2

    I heard this story now in the last 3728 episodes of JRE I listened to... "In..a.. SECOND!"

  • @malcolmnicoll1165
    @malcolmnicoll1165 3 роки тому +40

    "Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
    -Monty Python

    • @davidzellers3736
      @davidzellers3736 3 роки тому +1

      Ironically LIFE OF BRIAN contains a very unique UFO/ALIEN ABDUCTION scene with incredible detail. Makes you think 🤔🤣

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 3 роки тому

      Joe Rogan is very fast to discredit stuff now a days.
      With no data or research he immediatly calls it off and says "well I have a suit, derp derp"
      If you look into the whole men in black thing, it dates back to the 50s, maybe even further back.
      One guy who had his son and his wife killed by spacecraft debris, took a piece and of the debris and sent it to a lab.
      Then the men in black visited him, threatened him even tho, he hadn't told anyone about the debris (metal).
      I think this was the first case.
      There are several cases, look into it and you'll understand what I mean.

    • @SirKaioken
      @SirKaioken 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidzellers3736 ironically the galaxy song is from meaning of life. Not from Life of Brian

  • @popeluigi
    @popeluigi 3 роки тому +41

    I'm a simple man, I see a video with Joe Rogan and UFO in the title, I click on it

    • @youuuuuuuuuuu
      @youuuuuuuuuuu 3 роки тому +1

      You’re definitely a simple man, but your lack of originality is what gives that away, not whatever bullshit you say after calling yourself simple.

    • @popeluigi
      @popeluigi 3 роки тому

      @@youuuuuuuuuuu Mama told me, when I was young; she said "sit beside me, my only son, and listen closely to what I say. And if you do, it'll help you some sunny day, and be a Simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby, be a simple kind of man. Oh won't you do this for me son, if you can?

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +19

    Tim Dillon is the only reason to go to Spotify

  • @if5566
    @if5566 2 роки тому

    Is Richard making an alien gesture on Joe's short?!! Awesome.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 роки тому +85

    Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees that Roe Jogan's UFO made our day better:

    • @Directorschair553
      @Directorschair553 3 роки тому +1

      Popular Opinion: that’s cringe.

    • @mattstarf4294
      @mattstarf4294 3 роки тому +2

      I want him and his mates to shut the fuck up about Covid... I'm loving this shit

  • @ismaieladen4814
    @ismaieladen4814 3 роки тому +65

    If an Alien visits earth, I want it to be on the JRE podcast...
    Joe: “Do you guys have DMT flavoured Elk meat in your planet?”
    Alien: “WTF”

    • @knightmarefuel4499
      @knightmarefuel4499 3 роки тому

      Yes, because aliens are gonna do a celeb press tour and do interviews.... 🧐

    • @ramm.55
      @ramm.55 3 роки тому

      Imagine

    • @1luv4204life
      @1luv4204life 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html...

  • @michaelheer6575
    @michaelheer6575 3 роки тому +41

    First thing joe is doing is offering those aliens some DMT.

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 3 роки тому +1

      why?

    • @ironphill911
      @ironphill911 3 роки тому +1

      How do you think we got it. Hell, Joe's probably already smoked with them.

    • @BT-ch9gf
      @BT-ch9gf 3 роки тому +1

      And Elk meat. Lol

  • @karlosvulture5014
    @karlosvulture5014 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly they are out there, I'm not a crazy person, I'm just another working class man etc and I have seen exactly what you are talking about, I have honestly seen a mother ship( only way I can explain it) that was the most mind blowing thing I have ever seen....... it's unreal seeing these thing's,and ONE thing I have noticed is that these thing's are always around our mountain....

  • @AncientPastChannel
    @AncientPastChannel 3 роки тому +1

    Im from south germany, saw the light orbs for the first time yesterday, one flew away wit that speed, the other one was movin around slower

  • @lv70rouge
    @lv70rouge 3 роки тому +15

    Tim Dillon "That proves it to me"
    2 guys in a suit walking together...well i guess if you wear a suit youre an alien now. That proves it to me

  • @timkinley1779
    @timkinley1779 3 роки тому +137

    You can hear the cholesterol in Tim's voice.

    • @2quickk
      @2quickk 3 роки тому +7

      Quit egg guzzling, Tim.

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 3 роки тому +3

      Ehhhh I don’t get it

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 роки тому +2

      Hes sounds like hes already got COPD not healthy boy.

    • @robertd4100
      @robertd4100 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanp6999 means he's fat

    • @brentonbell1014
      @brentonbell1014 3 роки тому

      @@ryanp6999 it means start collecting him now as they're not going to be around forever.

  • @neilltavernier4586
    @neilltavernier4586 3 роки тому +35

    No matter what we talk about, I want Tim Dillon's take on it.

  • @harold3165
    @harold3165 2 роки тому +1

    7:40 "to me that proves it" lol

  • @cckmanofsteel2393
    @cckmanofsteel2393 3 роки тому +67

    Tim, explain to the folks at home why lex's podcast was over 2 hours.

    • @omogenews
      @omogenews 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html🤣

    • @79Gravity
      @79Gravity 3 роки тому +3

      its cause humans dont know when to quit - even if it passes all point of recovery

    • @bthomas2782
      @bthomas2782 3 роки тому

      Search:
      Elon Musk meets Post Malone
      It’s hilarious! 🔥 👽

    • @RonjanKitchen
      @RonjanKitchen 3 роки тому +6

      @KLEOS reported as spam

    • @corbinjohnson2793
      @corbinjohnson2793 3 роки тому +1

      He takes five minutes to ask a question 💀

  • @vicdillon6278
    @vicdillon6278 3 роки тому +8

    Yup, I agree with Joe's theory....The TicTacs are one of ours. They've developed the technology so perfectly that safety is not compromised and made their presence among the Commander Fravor's fleet without jeopardizing any lives.

    • @CallOfEuropeanSpirit
      @CallOfEuropeanSpirit 2 роки тому +2

      Very unlikely, we see those objects since at least WW2.

    • @888888886690
      @888888886690 Рік тому

      'Developed the technology so perfectly...' ah that solves everything then lol. What a cop out answer.
      Problem is, they've been since for 100s of years ;)

    • @vicdillon6278
      @vicdillon6278 Рік тому

      @@CallOfEuropeanSpirit Great then! It actually would even make me feel better if what I said here gets debunked and that the truth is that they really are of alien origin, because this has been what I believed since grade school.

  • @CJJC42
    @CJJC42 3 роки тому +15

    Tim has become the Goat podcaster in the last 2 years

    • @John-lo4xz
      @John-lo4xz 3 роки тому +3

      *Bill Burr wants to know your location*

    • @davidabuyo6932
      @davidabuyo6932 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bB1VRJFQn-M/v-deo.html.

    • @CJJC42
      @CJJC42 3 роки тому +1

      @@John-lo4xz
      Fair. But Tim’s rise has come out of nowhere compared to bills grind

    • @randomman6452
      @randomman6452 3 роки тому

      @@John-lo4xz 🤣

    • @John-lo4xz
      @John-lo4xz 3 роки тому

      @@CJJC42 Yeah I love em both, both are great at just ranting for hours and still being entertaining.

  • @jamesc7121
    @jamesc7121 3 роки тому +31

    Joe before spotify: "yes anything is possible, I totally believe aliens are real and here".
    After spotify:

    • @MA_KA_PA_TIE
      @MA_KA_PA_TIE 3 роки тому +7

      100 million will silence pretty much any anyone.

    • @jlj777
      @jlj777 3 роки тому

      The only aliens here on Earth is us it's that simple.

  • @jills5790
    @jills5790 3 роки тому +11

    Love Tim so much! I rarely watch JRE but I always watch when Tim is on, sometimes twice!

    • @zerotwoeleven_
      @zerotwoeleven_ 3 роки тому +1

      i take it you’re not a big fan of adam curry

    • @douglasdriscoll3737
      @douglasdriscoll3737 2 роки тому +1

      Goto dream drones if kids can hype these things in their back yards just think what the Chinese can do hypersonic drones controlled by satellites

  • @tenormdness
    @tenormdness 3 роки тому

    “It’s on UA-cam or something, Jamie can find it”. Lol

  • @pearsyyyyy1014
    @pearsyyyyy1014 3 роки тому +5

    I'm a simple man I see tim dillon I click

  • @pandak1n
    @pandak1n 3 роки тому +17

    That was literally a still from Fringe. We have come full circle.

  • @pointuout2020
    @pointuout2020 3 роки тому +4

    I love it Joe “ Earth is is like the Tijuana of the Universe”…. That’s great, I learn something new every day! LMAO 😂

  • @Cutlass_Rudd
    @Cutlass_Rudd 3 роки тому +6

    George Knapp already told Joe about these guys. After Lazar went public a bunch of Vegas people called up George and were like "yeah, I know all about this", so they'd make an appointment to meet and then that person would get a threatening visit and George would never hear from them again. His phone was tapped.

  • @meandillar1015
    @meandillar1015 3 роки тому +25

    "When everything was going great under Obama" Well that time never happened.

    • @100american5
      @100american5 3 роки тому +6

      @@6ix664 like when Isis was running rampant chopping off heads and North Korea was launching missiles n testing nukes every few months. Typical blind liberal. Obama destroyed our nation and created more inner tension then ever before. I would say he was the worst President ever, but I think stumbling Joe has taken that title.

    • @youtubeistrash953
      @youtubeistrash953 3 роки тому +7

      @@6ix664 unless you're a child that can't remember that time period, or unless your a commie, no it was a terrible administration and had seriously detrimental affect.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 роки тому +3

      @@6ix664 obama used the IRS to extort every single taxpaying american into funding his shit obamacare with the "individual mandate" that Trump's GOP thankfully got removed.

    • @bretttheroux8040
      @bretttheroux8040 3 роки тому +4

      Barack ‘if you disagree with me you’re a racist’ obama

    • @100american5
      @100american5 3 роки тому

      @@6ix664 Please tell me what was great under Obama?

  • @ParaHan
    @ParaHan 3 роки тому +22

    These weather balloons are getting more advanced.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 3 роки тому

      ..some have evolved into geese

    • @ParaHan
      @ParaHan 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/3ihuUwrnc0I/v-deo.html

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 3 роки тому +1

      @@rogerwilco1777 Birds in Black

  • @sterlingforbes3872
    @sterlingforbes3872 3 роки тому +1

    if there was some secret MIB... hard to believe that at least one whistleblower wouldn't come forward to confess...

  • @targetisstrong9180
    @targetisstrong9180 3 роки тому +7

    Jamie is awesome for actually finding the clip

  • @highground3521
    @highground3521 3 роки тому +14

    Love to see tim back on the podcast

  • @jacobileoo1941
    @jacobileoo1941 2 роки тому +2

    i can only imagine that tick tack ufo was like a 3d laser pointer for aliens
    and we're just dogs and cats trying to chase something that we dont understand

  • @Bakslash
    @Bakslash 3 роки тому +100

    Jamie knows how to write a title I’ll click in an instant

    • @jordanzdebski5132
      @jordanzdebski5132 3 роки тому +1

      he literally wrote the theme of the video.

    • @IAmMorts
      @IAmMorts 3 роки тому

      @@jordanzdebski5132 wrong.....

  • @TrayDyer38
    @TrayDyer38 3 роки тому +56

    You got to have Tim on your podcast more often… I just discovered Tim about 6 months ago, because apparently I must have been living on the moon… but I love hearing his take and spin on culture, celebrity, politics, stupid people and addiction.

    • @thetavibes9021
      @thetavibes9021 2 роки тому +1

      Tim's the goat.

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 2 роки тому +1

      Have you heard of Norm Macdonald? See his last standup

    • @TrayDyer38
      @TrayDyer38 2 роки тому

      @@humphreybumblecuck5151 Norm And his OJ bits on SNl… when I watch those bits, I can hear the cling clang of Norm’s Brass Balls Banging, after his final warning to “Knock it off” by NBC President Mr Big, and Norm turned the dial up to 11, cause he didn’t give a f.

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 2 роки тому

      @@TrayDyer38 His 2019 set is fire. Norm has a lot of golden material. Have you heard of his anti-semetic puppet? lol That bit is fairly risque

  • @JPSimen
    @JPSimen Рік тому

    Two times the speed is the only way to listen to a podcast. 2.0!

  • @dixon-yarmouth899
    @dixon-yarmouth899 3 роки тому +8

    Did you know it would take over 100 days to listen to every JRE Podcast from beginning to end? And by then there should be about 40 days more of content to catch up on

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 3 роки тому +21

    Now I have to go watch Independence Day and M.I.B to complete the festivities.

  • @joemele8513
    @joemele8513 2 роки тому +1

    The human race: the intergalactic donkey show

  • @saulremi314
    @saulremi314 3 роки тому +12

    "To me that proves it." Two guys walking into a hotel. Gotta love Tim Dillon.

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, UFOs fly over at great speeds. But they have nothing on all the jokes that fly over Joe's head.

  • @nicholasanderson9019
    @nicholasanderson9019 3 роки тому +16

    Joe needs to do a UFO special, thumbs up so the powers that be see this and make it happen

  • @davelawless6874
    @davelawless6874 3 роки тому +26

    Joe “come on, those guys have striped ties” Rogan

  • @chadlarson4149
    @chadlarson4149 3 роки тому +2

    This is a conversation that would happen if Idiocracy were real, and these two, are the smartest men on the planet.

  • @kristiwilbun18
    @kristiwilbun18 3 роки тому +19

    Idk how Joe can drink a Bang and smoke a doobie and not have his heart rate speed balling

    • @StimpsonJCat-ew5cq
      @StimpsonJCat-ew5cq 3 роки тому

      I do it all

    • @scoobeeturpin
      @scoobeeturpin 3 роки тому +3

      That's a cigar. I don't think he smokes on air in Texas.

    • @Fuq2
      @Fuq2 3 роки тому +1

      @@scoobeeturpin LOL ok.

    • @Fuq2
      @Fuq2 3 роки тому +1

      @@spe.z.artist Weed definitely speeds up your heart rate. At least sativa does

    • @douglasjohnson3364
      @douglasjohnson3364 3 роки тому

      Cannabis and alcohol both slow your heart rate- the strain of cannabis doesn't matter, what you are describing is an anxiety attack some strains can induce

  • @toddlight3193
    @toddlight3193 3 роки тому +24

    Joe has to start bringing up newer information when it comes to UFOS. This shit sounds like a repeat Everytime I listen to him talk about it. C'mon Joe

    • @Chris-hw4zq
      @Chris-hw4zq 3 роки тому +1

      Seems like the only one he belives in is the tictac UFO

    • @cheito5876
      @cheito5876 3 роки тому

      But nows he's hinting its china....?

  • @stevenpritchard3519
    @stevenpritchard3519 2 роки тому

    MIB should dress as Aliens, best ever disguise.

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 3 роки тому +4

    So happy that Tim still answers Joe's texts

  • @jasonviberg9807
    @jasonviberg9807 3 роки тому +4

    Love that acceleration sound effect!! Your conversation skills hit me hard on so many levels. You’re the best Joe. When are coming BC again? We need some Rogan here

  • @harpoontang681
    @harpoontang681 2 роки тому

    You got to use a Newtonian overlay and a Mosician overlay

  • @RH3D
    @RH3D 3 роки тому +8

    "incredibly credible" broke me

  • @mrRTvids
    @mrRTvids 3 роки тому +26

    Get Luis Elizondo on, its time.

    • @wordclock707
      @wordclock707 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed!

    • @danijel124
      @danijel124 3 роки тому

      Agree 100% :)

    • @AD-ll1hy
      @AD-ll1hy 3 роки тому

      Literally the perfect guest, ufologist and a veteran.

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist 2 роки тому

    BRING BACK TIM DILLON. BEST GUEST

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic 3 роки тому +10

    Joe “that could be anything” Rogan

    • @dezoneal613
      @dezoneal613 3 роки тому

      He says that shit all the time

  • @k.p.b1991
    @k.p.b1991 3 роки тому +8

    "That guy is incredibly credible. " 😆

  • @mr.bot.6471
    @mr.bot.6471 2 роки тому

    I missed these clips

  • @shanesmentek1702
    @shanesmentek1702 3 роки тому +33

    *Alien in a UFO lands outside Joes studio:
    “Nanu-Nanu! We are here to be interviewed!”
    Joe: “Have you tried DMT?”

    • @shanesmentek1702
      @shanesmentek1702 3 роки тому +1

      @@vantagepoint9270 Skeletor: “Can we PLEASE just talk about how much I hate HE-MAN?!”

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 3 роки тому

      "Have you tried DMT?"
      Alien:
      "From this solar system?"

    • @dirkdonger2887
      @dirkdonger2887 3 роки тому

      Alien - We are DMT

  • @RenickJ
    @RenickJ 3 роки тому +5

    I was a bartender for Nasa. you aren’t talking enough about the sightings OUTSIDE OF the stratosphere

    • @markd6816
      @markd6816 3 роки тому +3

      go on…. *grabs popcorn*

  • @satanofficial3902
    @satanofficial3902 3 роки тому +36

    "Keep watching the truth. The skies are out there."
    ---Albert Einstein

  • @Kelly21591
    @Kelly21591 3 роки тому +5

    I swear he talks about the tick tack in every other episode

  • @wrldgaming4558
    @wrldgaming4558 3 роки тому +6

    Still don’t understand how Spotify can’t add a comment section to their app. That would even be dope for their music too

  • @tyronehenderson5433
    @tyronehenderson5433 3 роки тому +8

    Thing is, military personnel among many others have been reporting things that move like these things for decades.

    • @baronvonsnazzy3355
      @baronvonsnazzy3355 3 роки тому

      Bob Lazar claims he was working on an backwards engineering an antigravitic drive in like 1982.
      And remember, he predicted it used “element 115” almost thirty years before it was discovered using the LHC.
      Not to mention the government was also actively caught trying discredit Bob Lazar by trying to claim he was a kook who never worked at los alamos labs (the job he had before this project) despite hard physical evidence to the contrary.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому

      That's not accurate.
      What's been reported is similar looking things at certain bases around the world.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 роки тому

      I was at Howard AFB in 🇵🇦. 1992. I saw a strange aircraft on the runway that took off super fast. It had no exhaust or propulsion.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому

      @@DavidLLambertmobile Cool story bro.
      What's your military id?
      What unit were you in?

  • @emils7054
    @emils7054 3 роки тому

    Love that Joe said lex did a better job.Humble

  • @EduardoGrassoTV
    @EduardoGrassoTV 3 роки тому +4

    Tim: Jamie. You can pull it up. It is a video about 2 guys that went in somewhere and then came out