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  • Major Payne - Grenade Training: Major Payne (Damon Wayans) breaks in his new cadets.
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    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. Fortunately, before he completely breaks down, Payne finds his way back into a military capacity at Madison Preparatory School, leading a group of misfit JROTC students who don't want to be led. Whipping these kids into shape might be his toughest battle yet.
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    Cast: Andrew Harrison Leeds, Damien Wayans, Damon Wayans, Joda Blare-Hershman, Orlando Brown, R. Stephen Wiles, Steven Martini
    Director: Nick Castle
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  • @alexander_martinez6084
    @alexander_martinez6084 4 роки тому +4853

    The fact he had a grenade in his pocket though 😂

    • @SkodzGaming
      @SkodzGaming 4 роки тому +57

      Alexander_martinez you never know 😆

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +120

      Next best thing after a Swiss army knife.

    • @TyonKree
      @TyonKree 4 роки тому +62

      Where else was he supposed to have it?

    • @alexander_martinez6084
      @alexander_martinez6084 4 роки тому +17

      Blackout I don’t know anywhere away from the school??? 😂

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 3 роки тому +22

      @David Hacking-Bonilla He was a marine after all. 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 3 роки тому +4257

    Looking at the barracks: doesn't look that bad, it's got beds and electricity. Good enough for me.

  • @TheBurn65
    @TheBurn65 3 роки тому +5065

    “This place is unacceptable”
    Major Payne: then you will become plant

    • @TheBurn65
      @TheBurn65 3 роки тому +16

      Pointl Ess dang. I was commenting that really late last night so I made a mistake. Thanks for the heads up. Usually not so dumb 😂

    • @pointless132
      @pointless132 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheBurn65 lol, i get ya. I got rid of the evidence

    • @naeem.a3984
      @naeem.a3984 3 роки тому

      Pointl Ess no u didn’t lmao jkjk

    • @zikonrokarminrot636
      @zikonrokarminrot636 3 роки тому +10

      They really cant be mad at Alex for speaking up to majorPayne. Cuz all went 'yeah' very slyly as soon as he said it so. They got no right to be mad at him .

    • @zikonrokarminrot636
      @zikonrokarminrot636 3 роки тому +7

      I actually wondered why the geande didnt go off in major Payne hand. Then just now I realised that his finger was keeping the other piece/I forget what its called/ from moving, so that piece didnt ignite it. So it didnt blow until he threw it.

  • @pinoyguy75
    @pinoyguy75 4 роки тому +3720

    I've never noticed before that he tips his hat and lets all the water slide off right when he says "Slippery..."

    • @darrylruiz1618
      @darrylruiz1618 4 роки тому +51

      I just noticed that as well 😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @iambutafish
      @iambutafish 4 роки тому +13

      Me neither! I just noticed that and I watched this a few times! LOL!!!

    • @erikthomsen4768
      @erikthomsen4768 4 роки тому +14

      Cannot on see what I have seen.
      This movie never stops to amazes me.

    • @erichardnett9394
      @erichardnett9394 4 роки тому +11

      Definitely a nice touch

    • @MrMarmaduke09
      @MrMarmaduke09 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao I never noticed that either until I read this comment.

  • @PACNYY
    @PACNYY 4 роки тому +2992

    "WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW!!!??" 😂😂😂

    • @justthisguy1948
      @justthisguy1948 4 роки тому +28

      MRTUPAC 28 you hold it maggot or else I’ll break it off and kick it around on the ground

    • @ET-Wonder1
      @ET-Wonder1 4 роки тому +8

      Answer: Alex Stone hehehehe

    • @chrisflynn2006
      @chrisflynn2006 4 роки тому +9

      Try the captions "move the lemon now"

    •  3 роки тому +1

      Hee hee hee hee~

    • @RottedLimb
      @RottedLimb 3 роки тому +4

      Clearly not the Grenade

  • @Tcs3858
    @Tcs3858 3 роки тому +2907

    “You get your fat body over that wall.”
    “You get your fat pork chop body over that
    “You shut up!” One of my favorite scenes

    • @Suisfonia
      @Suisfonia 3 роки тому +61

      To bad in this day and age, drill sergeants can't say that otherwise it's considered "fat shaming" (rolls eyes)

    • @Halloyaw11
      @Halloyaw11 3 роки тому +43

      @@Suisfonia Not so for DIs, Marines are still holding out far as I know.

    • @Suisfonia
      @Suisfonia 3 роки тому +11

      @@Halloyaw11 That's good.

    • @JediOfTheRepublic
      @JediOfTheRepublic 3 роки тому +29

      Even as a kid, that dudes voice is annoying. He sounds like an old lady that smokes 5 packs a day.

    • @theburgernoder2441
      @theburgernoder2441 3 роки тому +5

      @@Suisfonia they call it “Fatphobia” now

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +4903

    This film is a classic, absolutely hilarious

    • @jordancrooks6752
      @jordancrooks6752 4 роки тому +18

      Wait how old are you man

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 4 роки тому +28

      @@jordancrooks6752 he probably 28

    • @dalemuch9118
      @dalemuch9118 4 роки тому +15

      Definitely love this movie a lot definitely one of my top movies of all time Damon wayans is awesome

    • @jordancrooks6752
      @jordancrooks6752 4 роки тому

      @@Delsin42 probably

    • @saintjerry8168
      @saintjerry8168 4 роки тому

      Yed

  • @rathernotsay5200
    @rathernotsay5200 2 роки тому +492

    2:30 I like that Alex, even at this stage, still had leadership traits(letting the team lean on him).

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 2 роки тому +50

      And how independent Tiger is by himself, not needing anyone to lean on.

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j Рік тому +6

      less leadership, more like the rest just look up to him or depend on him

    • @waleuska
      @waleuska Рік тому +25

      @@limitless_j yeah the definition of a leader.

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j Рік тому +5

      @@waleuska not. Hes just the oldest one, ofc they look up to him. If anything it means he has a responsibility to them, but he doesnt lead them

    • @fitnesswolf1065
      @fitnesswolf1065 Рік тому +16

      He always tried to stick up for the others Payne saw his potential and wanted to bring it out

  • @Buffeddust
    @Buffeddust 4 роки тому +2348

    "You think Charlie cares anything about slippery, all he knows is slit your throat!"
    So damn funny!

    • @arnoldolivarez948
      @arnoldolivarez948 4 роки тому +35

      Pulls the pin out of the grenade
      It is now !

    • @iambutafish
      @iambutafish 4 роки тому +18

      The way the water pours out of his hat! LOL

    • @christopherthrawn7541
      @christopherthrawn7541 4 роки тому +28

      This is comedy.
      Political correctness go to hell.

    • @tjprptchable
      @tjprptchable 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @fnurglewitz
      @fnurglewitz 4 роки тому +1

      @Hoàng Nguyên he's named Nguyen, 99.999999% chances he's from Vietnam

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 4 роки тому +300

    "WHO'S THE DUMMEH NOW?!"
    Gets me every single time. 😂

  • @xzardas541
    @xzardas541 4 роки тому +209

    2:50 Pulling pin with your teeth...
    Well, this explains how he got the gold ones.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 роки тому +33

      for real. movies never get how hard it is to pull it out lmfao

    • @stevenjones6744
      @stevenjones6744 Місяць тому +2

      @@Mikey-ym6ok even harder now, with all the extra safeties. although he could have prepped it beforehand... but still with your teeth is next to impossible

  • @rydencyborg5396
    @rydencyborg5396 3 роки тому +164

    1:01 Nothing good ever happens when a Drill Sergeant makes that face

    • @No_Cap_Asian
      @No_Cap_Asian Рік тому

      But isn't Major Payne a Marine though?

    • @BlackBlood297
      @BlackBlood297 Рік тому +1

      "Drill Instructor"

    • @vworldgaming
      @vworldgaming 7 місяців тому

      💀💀💀

    • @AutoRevLife
      @AutoRevLife 16 днів тому

      The way his eyes light up. You know he's going to show them some...pain 😂

  • @sirarnie9837
    @sirarnie9837 3 роки тому +391

    I can't believe this movie is 25 years old.
    I'd watch this all the time when I was a kid. It partly inspired me to join the military.

    • @millerpg447
      @millerpg447 2 роки тому +9

      Dude out went to school there and I was talked to just like that I'm 39 . The movie was filmed while I was there but during the summer

    • @Ryong84
      @Ryong84 2 роки тому +11

      sadly movies like these won't be made today as evrones fifi's would be hurt

    • @thomasbarker2888
      @thomasbarker2888 2 роки тому

      To quote major payne: "Really"?

    • @FitnessConnect
      @FitnessConnect 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ryong84 Exactly. I was thinking the same thing. Sad

    • @commenter621
      @commenter621 9 місяців тому +1

      That looks like hell out there you must be crazy😂

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 3 роки тому +166

    2:20 I'm surprised it took him that long to finally tell that kid to shut the hell up 😂

    • @johnnymarshall9275
      @johnnymarshall9275 2 роки тому +16

      Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aliostrowski1935
      @aliostrowski1935 Рік тому

      I would've done it sooner

    • @Eljefe5948
      @Eljefe5948 Рік тому

      kid was annoying as hell. punch him in the face

    • @aliostrowski1935
      @aliostrowski1935 9 місяців тому +2

      And made him run the obstacle course

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 місяців тому +2

      @@aliostrowski1935 I think he just ran it out of fear of the grenade.

  • @yoshimina4551
    @yoshimina4551 4 роки тому +4185

    "But it's not a life or death situation!!"
    *it is now*

    • @Kidjplee402
      @Kidjplee402 4 роки тому +74

      1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi

    • @chris5146
      @chris5146 4 роки тому +6

      Dksksososososososososososossosososososwowowowowososowooowwowowooowsoaosoaoso🌘🐦🍊💌🗨️💬

    • @aaronhotchner7633
      @aaronhotchner7633 4 роки тому +54

      It's just A dummy Grenade

    • @aaronhotchner7633
      @aaronhotchner7633 4 роки тому +60

      Who's The Dummy Now?

    • @Abrxas01
      @Abrxas01 4 роки тому +34

      Now we know how Maj Payne got that gold tooth..... don't EVER try to pull the safety pin on a grenade with your teeth, unless you just really want some dental work.

  • @ihatefacebook31184
    @ihatefacebook31184 3 роки тому +445

    Payne not reacting to the explosion behind them, I gotta admit that's pretty badass

    • @robotnikcentric64
      @robotnikcentric64 2 роки тому +6

      3:05

    • @bobaf15
      @bobaf15 2 роки тому +7

      He’s got bad ears

    • @boredstudent
      @boredstudent 2 роки тому +15

      As Bryan Cranston once said. Or was it Vince Gilligan: cool guys don't look at explosions

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 2 роки тому +20

      Cool guys don't look at explosions

    • @getmepaid2day653
      @getmepaid2day653 2 роки тому +1

      @@dragoninthewest1 Jiren Approves this message

  • @peeeepthis
    @peeeepthis 4 роки тому +1460

    1:42 I've got sympathy for the guy using pen and paper in a storm

    • @ditto9300
      @ditto9300 3 роки тому +161

      We have pens that allow us to write in the rain like when we are in the field, or something. They are conveniently called Write in the Rain pens.

    • @mrlordvenom6664
      @mrlordvenom6664 3 роки тому +30

      And what bout the paper how wouldn’t it rip ?

    • @luhedi6303
      @luhedi6303 3 роки тому +22

      Aniquin I just learned something new today.

    • @ahmadandrian906
      @ahmadandrian906 3 роки тому +13

      @Aniquin now that was a knowledge that I didn't learn from school.

    • @clonetrooperpostorder6669
      @clonetrooperpostorder6669 3 роки тому +12

      We all know a blue falcon

  • @PsychoJXS1
    @PsychoJXS1 4 роки тому +872

    This movie was so good, it deserves a part 2.

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 4 роки тому +137

      Trust me they'd ruin it I guarantee it

    • @PsychoJXS1
      @PsychoJXS1 4 роки тому +39

      You sure about that? I was thinking about the next Movie Title. They should call it: Major Payne: Payne and Discipline.
      Plot: Major Payne has to reform 10 different gang adolescent teens as their mentor in a group home.

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 4 роки тому +48

      @@PsychoJXS1 don't get me wrong fans of the 1st movie could make something spectacular I won't even argue I even agree with you there but have you seen the garbage Hollywood has been spitting out recently they spit in the face of the original works to make cash grabs

    • @PsychoJXS1
      @PsychoJXS1 4 роки тому +15

      You know let's you and I make a pact. If one of us ever becomes famous, let's find each other and star in a series or movie together and see if your theory is accurate.

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 4 роки тому +12

      @@PsychoJXS1 lol man you got yourself a deal

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 3 роки тому +726

    "That's just a dummy grenade ..."
    [The Grenade didn't like that]

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 3 роки тому +26

      It was a dummy. He just threw it on a landmine he had planted there earlier. Would you put it past him to do that? He wouldn't actually endanger the boys, but he would scare the daylights outta them!

    • @ClayandPapyrus
      @ClayandPapyrus 3 роки тому +14

      tenhirankei have you seen major payne he doesn’t care about the kids as long as they ain’t dead

    • @ltjerryl
      @ltjerryl 3 роки тому +20

      *Who's* *The* *Dummy* *Now*

    • @dalebob895
      @dalebob895 3 роки тому +6

      @@tenhirankei I agree as when he pulls it out you can see blue on the grenade and that’s usually the color to indicate a training grenade/dud

    • @Kyle_Da_Frog
      @Kyle_Da_Frog 3 роки тому +2

      @@dalebob895 it’s a movie not a documentary

  • @instaspy509
    @instaspy509 3 роки тому +162

    i am so proud of the era i grew up in cause these movies are the type one could never get bored of.

    • @topher3127
      @topher3127 2 роки тому +5

      Seriously, didn't worry about hurting anyones feelings. OMG! Or follow any PC guidelines, making sure certain people were properly represented. Crist. Just a good, comedic movie, with a good story, that you can watch many times over.

  • @mellowlorenzo1928
    @mellowlorenzo1928 3 роки тому +251

    Payne:”Tomorrow ladies we gunna start the “hard” stuff”
    *Pause*

  • @jaimerego4918
    @jaimerego4918 8 місяців тому +16

    The Brussels Sprout always gets me! 😂😂😂

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 4 роки тому +417

    1:55 Hey Dumbo, u should be able to fly through those tubes with them bigass ears!
    Oh my god thats too hilarious

    • @megandunklin6147
      @megandunklin6147 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah Dumbo fly baby fly

    • @SSJ2Phenom
      @SSJ2Phenom 3 роки тому +16

      @@megandunklin6147 My God that kids voice was annoying. They must've got him right as he was going through puberty.

    • @anidiot4558
      @anidiot4558 2 роки тому +1

      @@SSJ2Phenom maybe they did it on purpose

    • @KungLao-gm7hc
      @KungLao-gm7hc 2 роки тому

      @@anidiot4558 HEY WILLIAM, YOU TELL MARLENE MATLIN'S SON, IF HE DON'T GET ACROSS THAT ROPE, IMMA HANG EM WITH IT.

    • @ApocGuy
      @ApocGuy 2 роки тому +1

      now imagine trying to shoot movie like this in last couple of years.... political correctness destroyed everything.

  • @eliwilliams9895
    @eliwilliams9895 4 роки тому +694

    This movie hits different when u just got through basic training

    • @moresnare
      @moresnare 3 роки тому +45

      @andre jamison Ha, yup. Had a guy in basic who always acted like he was tough. He got threatened with a blanket party and started crying. He was a changed man after that.

    • @moresnare
      @moresnare 3 роки тому +1

      @andre jamison Ha, nice!

    • @Winniethe_po0h
      @Winniethe_po0h 3 роки тому +36

      It really does been in the fleet for two years and saw this movie when i was kid. Now rewatching in its entirety i never fully appreciated the attention to detail this movie had

    • @laurielangel6626
      @laurielangel6626 3 роки тому +2

      @andre jamison what’s a blanket party ?

    • @Clown_Syndrome
      @Clown_Syndrome 3 роки тому +10

      @@laurielangel6626 look up "Full Metal Jacket blanket party"

  • @victorevans52
    @victorevans52 4 роки тому +3864

    Y'all aren't the only ones watching this during quarantine

  • @SporeFreak2010
    @SporeFreak2010 3 роки тому +76

    "There's got to be someone out there who needs some kill'in?"
    "Sorry major, you killed em all."

    • @Nitra813
      @Nitra813 5 місяців тому

      😅 “sen-sa-tive 👌🏽 “ 😂😂😂

  • @galaxyguard6697
    @galaxyguard6697 4 роки тому +267

    "Sir I think I speak for everyone when I say this is unacceptable"
    Me: Hahahahahaha oh gawd why did you think that was a good idea

  • @Darth_Malgus_21
    @Darth_Malgus_21 3 роки тому +62

    Dude: It's just a dummy grenade!
    Grenade.: KABOOM!!
    Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?

  • @Ferromexfan4081
    @Ferromexfan4081 3 роки тому +144

    “Unity turds. That’s the key word in unit, without the y.”

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 роки тому +18

      That's actually a clever line. Without the y. When the boss tells you to do something in a military unit, you don't ask why. That'll get you chewed out or killed! Good stuff!

    • @kdogg716
      @kdogg716 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 3 роки тому +2

      @@thx4chrckingin - Glad I'm not the only one who appreciated the subtle cleverness in that line

  • @ryanr.3925
    @ryanr.3925 4 роки тому +118

    2:35 😂 when he tilts his hat ... idk why that so funny .

    • @Richard-Espanol
      @Richard-Espanol 3 роки тому +9

      "SLIPPERY he says!" Laugh every time lol

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 3 роки тому +5

      I think its because water pours off his hat. lmao

  • @KongSkullIsland-rt6ot
    @KongSkullIsland-rt6ot 4 роки тому +254

    Hello cueballs!!
    Welcome to the House of Payne!!
    Damon doing what he does best
    from a very talented family 😏

    • @db9944
      @db9944 3 роки тому +4

      Seriously. Those guys came from practically nothing and are now worth millions.

  • @dreamguardian8320
    @dreamguardian8320 4 роки тому +72

    2:52-3:00, Seeing them run so fast is truly funny. If only they did funny scenes like that in movies more often.

    • @kgunitkeese17
      @kgunitkeese17 Рік тому +4

      They used to for a lot of 90s films. Big Green, Little Rascals, Sandlot.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 місяців тому

      It's just sped up faster to be funny.

  • @theolddarksoul1129
    @theolddarksoul1129 4 роки тому +132

    This movie is a comedy classic

  • @pamelacarrillo1308
    @pamelacarrillo1308 4 роки тому +261

    0:50 What?
    1:01 Really?
    1:41-1:47 Sympathy
    1:55 Dumbo
    2:13-2:15 Heathcoat
    2:21 Shut up
    2:51-2:54 Run
    3:06 Duck
    3:13 Dummy
    Can this scene get any more funny 😂?

  • @boskocam4854
    @boskocam4854 3 роки тому +21

    hahahah just noticed when he tilts his head its like a bucket of water draining off. that kid repeating major payne cracks me up

  • @CaptainChip501
    @CaptainChip501 Рік тому +28

    "1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,"
    kids scream.
    "Come one guys what are you crazy? Its just a dummy grenade!"
    Payne throws grenade.
    "Who's the dummy now?"
    One of my favorite sceens.

  • @mikedabserrlday
    @mikedabserrlday 3 роки тому +82

    LOL I never noticed that deaf joke about him being Marlene Maitland's son, that's hilarious.

  • @jarrettowens6073
    @jarrettowens6073 3 роки тому +28

    "Who's the dummy now?" This scene made me burst out laughing!

  • @davidkasper153
    @davidkasper153 2 роки тому +22

    Major Payne 2 where the cadets are in special ops and they have to bring Payne in for help again😂😂

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 3 роки тому +48

    Since the age of ten I've had this entire movie memorized from beginning to end. My family loves the introduction to the cadets scene but this one is a personal favorite. Not sure if it's the heckling Payne does or how the live grenade 'motivates' the whole squad (even Dotson) to complete the course... with great haste.

  • @SaiquanCanty
    @SaiquanCanty Рік тому +11

    Two things you never say to your commanding officer:
    "I'm Bored"
    "Sir, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that these living conditions are unacceptable."
    😂😂😂

  • @user-jp5jq8gb4l
    @user-jp5jq8gb4l 4 роки тому +80

    Every time I watch this movie I almost die from laughter

  • @crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas
    @crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas 3 роки тому +10

    2:20 you shut up lmao 🤣

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD 4 роки тому +52

    That explosion always sounds so satisfying.

  • @JaeLCR13
    @JaeLCR13 4 роки тому +31

    The falling of the tree is just perfect comedic timing

  • @jay-vg2tq
    @jay-vg2tq 4 роки тому +118

    2:20 "YOU SHUTUP!"

  • @adri5294
    @adri5294 4 роки тому +102

    This man is is multi talented and son is his entire family

    • @LiveMusicOntario
      @LiveMusicOntario 4 роки тому +2

      I wish I could find "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." somewhere online. I haven't seen that for ages and then, only the one time. So many gags.

  • @ClayandPapyrus
    @ClayandPapyrus 3 роки тому +98

    It’s supposed to have the opposite effect but this movie makes me want to join the military

    • @cristianestrada5381
      @cristianestrada5381 3 роки тому +6

      Then you would be perfect for the Marines. Good luck to you 😘

  • @maxfranklinmeans
    @maxfranklinmeans 2 роки тому +8

    2:54 Let's ⏩ the tape 😂😂😂

  • @vegetaftw1
    @vegetaftw1 3 роки тому +17

    2:37 the way water pours from his hat had me dead

  • @therealwewin
    @therealwewin 4 роки тому +27

    "You shut up!" 😂

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 3 роки тому +53

    This film is even funnier watching it as an adult, and having military history. X'D

  • @Soul_Alpha
    @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +260

    Tomorrow ladies, we gon' start the haaaaaaawd stuff

  • @ijustgottahotdog
    @ijustgottahotdog 4 роки тому +11

    I'm very surprised Payne didn't insist that both Tiger and Leland sleep in the barracks as well. I guess he did have some understanding about the youngest boys being to little after all.

  • @GtheKatz
    @GtheKatz Місяць тому +2

    I like how Tiger finished the course before most of them including Alex. Even at 0:42, he asks the major “why can’t I stay here with the rest of the guys?” He was the truest soldier in the group.

  • @pauldavis9387
    @pauldavis9387 2 роки тому +18

    I swear this move never gets old

  • @Syphur_X
    @Syphur_X 3 роки тому +21

    1:04
    LOVE MY BARRACKS, NIGHT AND DAY!
    WON'T COMPLAIN AT WHERE I'LL STAY!

  • @uliuli201
    @uliuli201 3 роки тому +12

    I'VE USED MAJOR PAYNES "YOU WANT SYMPATHY" LINE. ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH.

    • @Nitra813
      @Nitra813 5 місяців тому

      😂Watching as a kid so many lines went over my head. Watching as an adult now I’m laughing out loud even more.

    • @VTdarkangel
      @VTdarkangel Місяць тому

      I've used that line since the first time I watched this movie. I usually get a mixture of laughter and horrified expressions.

  • @kingsnake23
    @kingsnake23 2 роки тому +15

    I never get tired of this film.

  • @jarrettowens6073
    @jarrettowens6073 3 роки тому +8

    "Who's the dummy now?" That was funny!

  • @hampiam
    @hampiam 3 роки тому +8

    Heathcoat was still on the bar when everybody made 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

  • @redviper6805
    @redviper6805 4 роки тому +38

    Until recently, I never caught that Marlee Maitlin reference! That was hilarious!
    For those who don’t know about her, she’s a deaf actress who won an Oscar from a 1980s drama movie.

    • @haterproof_0259
      @haterproof_0259 3 роки тому +5

      When major payne said that, it went over a lot of people’s heads. You’re the only one I found that posted something about it. Payne is truly funny asf when it comes to insults

    • @DeltaEchoGolf
      @DeltaEchoGolf 3 роки тому +3

      Children of a Lesser God. Sigourney Weaver should have got the Oscar for Aliens.

    • @redviper6805
      @redviper6805 3 роки тому +1

      @@DeltaEchoGolf Agreed, but if you think about it Marlee Maitlin was the bigger underdog

  • @charlie1615
    @charlie1615 4 роки тому +42

    3:13
    Subtitles: “Move the lemon now”

  • @lesabbath8416
    @lesabbath8416 3 роки тому +5

    “You shut up!” 🤣🤣😂😂💀

  • @harveypie
    @harveypie 4 роки тому +70

    its the SHERMINATOR

  • @christopherthrawn7541
    @christopherthrawn7541 4 роки тому +11

    This is one of my favorite classics.
    He deserved a Academy Award?!
    Really!

  • @captainwonderwoman5049
    @captainwonderwoman5049 3 роки тому +56

    I like how the boy with the clipboard keeps on repeating whatever Payne was saying like,
    “Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.”
    “He’ll hang you with it.”
    “Take your fat pork chop body over that-.”
    And at the end, Payne yelled, “You shut up.”

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 роки тому +9

      Honestly when Payne told that boy to shut up he was flat out telling him that he doesn't like suckups

    • @aliostrowski1935
      @aliostrowski1935 Рік тому

      @@alexconn7473 I'd mention that to him and to prove it he's gonna be treated like the rest

  • @Jas-ii3fp
    @Jas-ii3fp 4 роки тому +23

    3:05 he wasn't kidding lol

  • @TMSJAYJAY11
    @TMSJAYJAY11 3 роки тому +7

    I haven't seen this since I was about 7. We lived in a house on top of a big hill. Dad had a cabinet in my room with a bunch of old coats he wore years and years ago. It smelled like moth balls. Hearing that voice just then brought the smell and the memories back, thank you :)

  • @freddykrueger6910
    @freddykrueger6910 4 роки тому +49

    I’ve watched this movie way too many times

  • @Niko-br9ql
    @Niko-br9ql 2 роки тому +15

    Dude with the clipboard writing down everyone's time in the pouring rain always make me laugh so hard. That's some water proof paper and pencil

  • @jameshunsucker2147
    @jameshunsucker2147 3 роки тому +9

    The reason i love this movie is because i can relate to it. Went to a similar military school and while this is an exaggeration of military school it is only a MILD exaggeration.

  • @doge6274
    @doge6274 3 роки тому +12

    "This place is unacceptable, Sir"
    Major Payne: *you have chosen PLANT*

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 2 роки тому

      Or this:
      So you have chosen...SMOKED

  • @caidynk.3602
    @caidynk.3602 3 роки тому +41

    "Heathcoat, you get your fat body over that wall!"

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 6 місяців тому +2

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is no longer your friend"

    • @TotallyNotAFox
      @TotallyNotAFox 3 місяці тому +1

      Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. - Book of Armaments, chapter two

  • @havick27
    @havick27 4 роки тому +6

    Major Payne is the most top 5 best and awesome movies on my list. I love these old movies, what happened to actual directors of movies

    • @stephenp2174
      @stephenp2174 4 роки тому +1

      It's all contrived CGI crap now. MCU is the biggest example

  • @HskHeroReborn
    @HskHeroReborn 4 роки тому +27

    This was total method acting! Would love to have seen behind the scenes clips

  • @mrmatt4742
    @mrmatt4742 2 роки тому +3

    “Slippery he says.” I laughed when he tilted his head and water came off of his hat!!! Clearly he can handle it.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 7 місяців тому +2

    This is such a classic film and even better for vets.

  • @BloodyFlowerFilms
    @BloodyFlowerFilms 4 роки тому +18

    One of my all time favorite movies... and it’s directed by Michael Myers himself; Nick Castle.
    Still blows me away that NICK CASTLE DIRECTED THIS FILM! Halloween and Major Payne are linked! YES!

    • @MPB059
      @MPB059 Рік тому +1

      And he co wrote escape from New York and hook

  • @darksentinel1191
    @darksentinel1191 3 роки тому +20

    "Get your fat body over that bar!"
    "Ya, Get your...!!!"
    "You!! Shut up!"

  • @amarikinyanjui5848
    @amarikinyanjui5848 3 роки тому +8

    “Unity turds, that is the key word in Unit...without the Y”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @rydermcguire6836
    @rydermcguire6836 3 роки тому +15

    My dad and I watched this together and both of us laughed and laughed about this film. 😂

  • @JThom-yh3ef
    @JThom-yh3ef 4 роки тому +4

    The tree 🌲 falling after the explosion 💥...priceless.

  • @scottbuckley823
    @scottbuckley823 4 роки тому +7

    'you shut up' i love how he treats them equaly

  • @bryangonzalez6096
    @bryangonzalez6096 3 роки тому +7

    “Yeah DUMBO FLY BABY FLY”😂😂😂😂💀

  • @bellatibay6784
    @bellatibay6784 3 роки тому +11

    "who's the dummy now?" (still biting the pin) damn gets me every single damn time

  • @codyblaisdell2054
    @codyblaisdell2054 3 роки тому +7

    2:01 dude got the voice of Satan

  • @DoctorPoliceman
    @DoctorPoliceman 3 роки тому +7

    "Well its not a life or death situation"
    *I SEE YOU CHOSE DEATH*

  • @weld_everything
    @weld_everything 4 роки тому +14

    Anybody have this in their top 100 favorite movies? It's definitely in there for me.

  • @poindexterflex3528
    @poindexterflex3528 3 роки тому +4

    I was too young back then to appreciate the 'sympathy' line. Man that was good.

  • @makaelboul7130
    @makaelboul7130 3 роки тому +18

    "Well it's not a life or death situation"
    Very poor choice of words

  • @indigo6485
    @indigo6485 3 роки тому +3

    The mud scene was so iconic to my childhood memory lmao as well as tge "who's the dummy now" i wish we kept the tape of this movie

  • @aaronhotchner7633
    @aaronhotchner7633 4 роки тому +16

    Classic Nostalgic movie

  • @operationdabardos1236
    @operationdabardos1236 3 роки тому +1

    best UA-cam recommendation thank you i am going to watch this movie now

  • @BoogalooBoy
    @BoogalooBoy 4 роки тому +20

    Ah, the good ol' 80s/90s woodland camo.

  • @themissingpeace7956
    @themissingpeace7956 3 роки тому +5

    "Unity, turds. That is the key word in a unit, without the why." lol

  • @richardbradley6038
    @richardbradley6038 2 роки тому +6

    From experience, when a DS says,"Really?" He choses what he wants to do and smiles about it.

  • @zyokool1234
    @zyokool1234 3 роки тому +6

    I realized that heathcoat only got snacks nothing else I was gone🤣🤣

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 4 роки тому +2

    This movie is such a classic, its rewatchability is incredibly high.