"that is one big ass Stair Master!" "I sweat right through my trousers" i just love how he said that! 3:58 how old is that woman? She looks WAY too old to have young kids "I felt like a complete ass for mistaking it as narrow" omg that made me laugh SO hard!
@lonelysith66 - I'm jealous! I remember being 15 and wanting to go to the convo so bad but not being quite old enough to make the trip to the cities...It's like the "I missed woodstock because I was too young" for my generation! :-D
The MST3K CD-ROM (game?) is another big "What If" in MST3K history. Personally I think it would have been brilliant if they ever released it. Unfortunately Trace (he was the only nerd left of the Brains after Frank left) was in charge of the project around the time he chose to leave so it was never finished.
In fact, I was kneed in the groin and thrown in jail The first thing that surprised me on that ride was... ...was being sucked right through a time portal I felt like a complete ass for mistaking it as narrow
He didn't mis-time a riff. He was continuing the theme of the narrator making assumptions about the narrowness of things, then immediately regretting it. Refer to 5:05, then subsequent riffs expanding on this joke.
The actress Maria Conchita Alonso (who was born in Cuba but raised in Caracas, Venezuela) finally slams Sean Penn for his remarks concerning Hugo Chavez.Go Maria,go!
Interesting yet useless fact: Lagunillas is actually now below sea level since the area around Lake Maracibo has sank due to taking all the oil out from under it. And now you know! (And knowing's half the battle!)
Don't hide behind facts or patronizing, you're offended, and it's cute. Else you wouldn't have called out only female engineers. I also didn't realize that it was oil company engineers responsible for all of those projects. Thanks for clearing up that fact.
"Por fah-vor seenyor!" "I speak English, dumbass. Damn, your Spanish sucks." I love that red and white car. Anyone know what model that is? "I started meeting people the moment I arrived." They developed an instant hatred for me. "Here's our new house, honey." Needs a roof and some walls, but we did ask for a fixer-upper.
I love how Mike's deadpanness can make even the obvious ones funny. "Like being sucked threw a time portal".
Damn right. Ten seasons and still one of the best broadcasts that ever got on TV.
I remember seeing this at the 1996 MST3K Convention in Minnesota!
Good Times!
Awesome! Never got around to getting this! Thanks!
This is hilarious!
"The first thing that surprised me on that ride was the--"
Was being sucked thru a time portal!
"Never get off the boat, absolutely goddamned right!!"
(Apocalypse now reference: )
"I began to wonder where Ray was taking me..."
"Made NO assumptions about the narrowness or width of the road."
I begun to wonder where Ray was taking me!
"...Autos Usados..." LOL
Gah Okay 1950s I get it I'll spend my next vactation in Venezuela
"that is one big ass Stair Master!"
"I sweat right through my trousers" i just love how he said that!
3:58 how old is that woman? She looks WAY too old to have young kids
"I felt like a complete ass for mistaking it as narrow" omg that made me laugh SO hard!
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER COKE!
As I'm drinking one myself and nearly spit it all over my screen when I heard that line haha.
@lonelysith66 - I'm jealous! I remember being 15 and wanting to go to the convo so bad but not being quite old enough to make the trip to the cities...It's like the "I missed woodstock because I was too young" for my generation! :-D
"Never get out of the boat... absolutely God damn right."
Apocalypse Now ref. XD
My hovercraft is full of eels!
The MST3K CD-ROM (game?) is another big "What If" in MST3K history. Personally I think it would have been brilliant if they ever released it. Unfortunately Trace (he was the only nerd left of the Brains after Frank left) was in charge of the project around the time he chose to leave so it was never finished.
Music by Mel-Bay.
@luisi25 You're from Venezuela? Cool!
@prettysplash5bell Hahaha yeah I've done it on more than one occasion watching MST3K.
I hear you guys have some narrow lakes down there.
@montyburns9999 No, I haven't. Where can I find it?
where did this come from? I thought I had seen everything MSTK ever did
I want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!
"In fact I was kneed in the groin and thrown in jail!"
"Where he cheats on us with a brown skinned beauty!"
And wtf is going on at 6:47? Did Trace mis-time a riff?
In fact, I was kneed in the groin and thrown in jail
The first thing that surprised me on that ride was...
...was being sucked right through a time portal
I felt like a complete ass for mistaking it as narrow
He didn't mis-time a riff. He was continuing the theme of the narrator making assumptions about the narrowness of things, then immediately regretting it. Refer to 5:05, then subsequent riffs expanding on this joke.
@Stereolabdream Worse than Bogota?
"The best part of the ride was the..."
Mike: ...was being sucked into a time portal.
Cause it's called Cran Venta at home too!
"i dropped my pants and bent over a car just to feel at home!"
@hittitte no its filmed in venezyla
@Dulcimerist -Yeah, I thought the same thing. "Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime."
"Hey, it's lake man, everybody!! Sure you can WEDGE into our NARROW office, Mr. BIG LAKE?!" >:(
The actress Maria Conchita Alonso (who was born in Cuba but raised in Caracas, Venezuela) finally slams Sean Penn for his remarks concerning Hugo Chavez.Go Maria,go!
Maracaibo is SO BEAUTIFUL!
what movie is this on?
Sound master, screaming mad at sounds!
Interesting yet useless fact: Lagunillas is actually now below sea level since the area around Lake Maracibo has sank due to taking all the oil out from under it.
And now you know! (And knowing's half the battle!)
@Trancemaster2052 thats proably why my parents wont let me drink near the computor lol
whos the robots?
Our Man In Venezuela: Pee Wee Herman!
I'm lying I stayed up til 9 drinking Cokes please forgive me!!!
I think he meant "narrow-rivered".
"Making nuclear silos bomb the world with hydro, Chinese dragon sized bloods in Maracaibo."
They thought I was Meyer Lansky
"I'll have another Coke!"
"Hello, have you heard of the Book of Mormon?" FTW
They're all done with Venezuela they don't need me to do it!
No you fool, he was continuing the theme of the guy misjudging the narrow lake.
Ha! you're right!
Gooooo JOE!
@fargocheef Aww, you should've gone. My dad and I went and it was the best time!
:D
I agree. Political Roundtable closed.
@theinfinitew YO JOE!
Don't hide behind facts or patronizing, you're offended, and it's cute. Else you wouldn't have called out only female engineers. I also didn't realize that it was oil company engineers responsible for all of those projects. Thanks for clearing up that fact.
The posts on here may be even funnier than mstk 3000. wow.
"Por fah-vor seenyor!"
"I speak English, dumbass. Damn, your Spanish sucks."
I love that red and white car. Anyone know what model that is?
"I started meeting people the moment I arrived." They developed an instant hatred for me.
"Here's our new house, honey." Needs a roof and some walls, but we did ask for a fixer-upper.
FLINSTONE!
I'll have another Coke!
Sorry about offending the white male engineers here, I didn't realize people were so touchy.
07:17 Gay night at TGI Friday's
Autos Usadooooooos
Vanzuala 2021: socialism/Marxist rubble....
@ptjlmbaldwin - Well, that's what the American propaganda-machine TELLS us, anyway; Who knows?!
I want Venezuela on my desk by Monday morning!