This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it. "And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!" Classic.
"A modern whirling dervish on ice." "You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?" "Yup!" "People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!" "Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
"...Are darn hard to come by!" "We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!" "Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD "I know a better one. Forget I said that."
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here... (the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
"Love is never having to watch this movie." "Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket." "It's a death train!" :D "What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
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The “4th of July in Minnesota” line killed me!
About halfway through, I was expecting one of those skiers to go tearing past out of control wailing "YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYY!!!"
Isn't that what Disney's Goofy yells whenever he stumbles big time?
@@luisreyes1963 it is indeed!
Narrator: Beauty, grace, and rhythm.
Servo: You won't find them here.
"4th of July in Minnesota" hahahahahaha XD
This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
Seinfeld made it well known amongst the general public.
Blood, flesh, entrails, the contents of a human spilled!
Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it.
"And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!"
Classic.
"Yeah well you're full of skit" 🤣
I love when Joel used to interact with the things on screen, it still makes me laugh!
What a great short!
"Beauty, grace, and rhythm,, you won't find them here!"
Cross country shiing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgroundsh.
Always reminds me of the Goofy "How to Ski" short. "Skiing... pronounced, sheeing..."
"And now... now. NOOOOOOOOW!"
"Hey look, I can see Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw. Love means never having to watch this movie."
Tom: It's the parade of shame and waste of lives!
Joel: You know where I come from they arrest flashing blades.
"Jack frost is master of ceremony!"
"I thought he was fictional..."
8:57
DOWN goes Herschel Walker!
'I did it for the kicks, man. Snow thrills everywhere!'
Haha, Bob-sledding.
"It's the sled of the Sub-Genius!"
Beautiful.
Announcer: "It's the biggest one man thrill in Jack Frost's show..."
Joel: "I know a better one..."
LOL
"A modern whirling dervish on ice."
"You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?"
"Yup!"
"People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!"
"Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
You know your bones don't break in a bobsled, they shatter
+ShadowBlazer3000 "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go FASTER..."
+Luis Reyes *raises hand* I would like to go faster, please.
The first time I heard the term "shiing" was a Goofy skiing short. Gworsh, that short was full of skit, a-hyuk, a-huhuhuhHO!
I never had noticed the end of the seat on the right corner before. Neat!!
It's the "agony of defeat" auditions!
"It's the sled of the SubGenius!" XD Praise "Bob"!
I did it for the kicks man, snow thrills!
"Mommmm, get off the ice! Daaddd, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
"MOTHER GET OFF THE ICE."
When Joel mentioned the Sled of the Subgenius, I completely lost it.
"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!"
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
"Uh, grab the mail there. Would you please? Thank you."
got to love MSTK3000! And the best thing is they are based out of the twin cities! I grew up on these guys.
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"Bota Bag with spiced wine..." 🥴
Downhill "shiing", just like at the Shoski Winter Olympisk on NB-Shi!
"...Are darn hard to come by!"
"We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!"
"Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD
"I know a better one. Forget I said that."
“Yes, it’s ‘Prostitutes on Ice’!… well, in a nice way.”
8:26 "Want to go faster?" was the operator of the Caterpillar ride at Valleyfair back when it had the cover and the crazy music.
4:54 Tom deserves thanks for that one
You know you're old when you still pronounce skiing as "SHI-ing".
"Cross-country shee-ing amid skenes of Winter magnifishence in Sanada's Shnow-covered playgroundsh!"
Nothing like losing a few fingers & toes to frostbite, eh? 🌬️
"We're gon-na go dieee on the slopes..."
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
these guys make me laugh like no one else. one of the best shorts on youtube!
4:14 Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?!
Its a DEATH train!!! OMG!!!!!
Church of the Subgenius reference ftw!
7:01 Embarrassing? You bet! That guy never had a chance!
"Oh yeah, well you'll full of skit".
How he read the "skiing in Canada's snow-coverd playground" title card was funny.
This is one of the better movie shorts they have. Their comments are funny as hell!!
"Bota bag with spiced wine..." 😵
BEAUTY GRACE AND RHYTHM
YOU WONT FIND THEM HERE
Crow: Sheep thrills?
Joel: Oh well, to each his own...
Tom Servo's tiny hands and arms are so cute!
Will you SHTOP SHAYING "SHEEING"
"Mooom, would you get off the ice-Daaad, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
Uh-oh! 9 people are full of skit!
"yeah, well you're full of skit!!". LOL!
"Look! James Bond is being chased by enemy agents!"
That would be more thrilling than that entire short. 😆
"4th of July in Minnesota"
that made my day.
Nah I did the polar dip once. That skit is like giving birth
4th of july in Minnesota
I'm surprised they didn't mention the Jamaican bobsled team when that sled crashed.
"It's the biggest one man thrill" Joel: "I know a better one, forget I said that...sorry."
hehehe
You're going cross-country sheeing? Wish I could join you in those skenes of winter magnifishence in Sanada!
'Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster!'
Ludicrous Speed? 🚀
Its the SuperCat ride at Valleyfair.
absolutely love these guys
I love how when Joel's directing the bobsled around the track, at 8:50 he smacks Tom and goes "Oh shit, 'scuse me."
"hot hot hot" damn it, now I want to listen to The Cure!
If I ever hear anyone say "Schiing" again I am pushing them off the chairlift.
Oh so you're going to see the Shnow covered playgroundsh then!
Back when an Olympic figure skater had the same skills as the average 9year old precision line novice does today. Must have been nice.
It's like an educational film for Martians.
I always loved how dark the Brains would get with these shorts. Good times!
My favorite short of all time.
Ed Stevens It's the best by a WIIIIIIIIIDE margin.
5:20 'Bota bag with spiced wine!'
HUH!?!?! it's the nuttiest bob sled in town! hahaha
God, Joel is awesome
"Yeah, then I think you're full of skit."
"Oh, I see a class action lawsuit coming around the corner!" - 7:43
"Yeah, well you're full of skit. " - 4:30
LOL.
Look at him go! To Hell!
In a hand basket... LOL
I love the shorts where they get so dark XD
"Nothing like losing a few toes & fingers to frostbite..." 🥶
Fourth of July in Minnesota!
"Nothing quite as pretty ... as arterial spray on the white snow."
That's just pure natural talent!
I damn near spit out my coffee on that one.
lmao i love their reaction to the horse thing "...what the...." "ok."
"HEEEYYYY!"
4:54 Easily my favorite part of this short. "Shi'ing," my ass.
6:21
Yes! Thrill as this high jumping sheer takes his face clean off! O.O
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
God, ski jumping was extremely dangerous back then. I mean, their skis don't even come off when they crash!
"Aw, Mom. Come on, get off the ice! DAD! Will you maker her get off the ice, look at her! D,: "
Poor Joel XD
"where I come from they arrest flashing baldes" hahah
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here...
(the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
Well, I kinda... don't... know... the definition of "cross-country" skiing exactly......
"Grandma.....grandmaaaa! what is she doin up there......"
"I did it for the kicks man!"
Filmed in Vibrant Blue & White!
"I see a class action suit comin round the corner!"
0:56-0:58 "Whitey takes the lives of five not-so-innocent spectators."
That line should have been in.
lol I'm actually going skiing in Canada this January... and I'm gonna say that like every 30 seconds... : )
"What happened? Did the voice-over guy go to the bathroom or something?" LOL
Must have had too much spiced wine from his bota bag. 🍷
Don't worry, I won't go looking for any Sheep Thrills.
In it for the kicks.
"Love is never having to watch this movie."
"Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket."
"It's a death train!" :D
"What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
Disney's Prostitutes On Ice! 🍑🍑🍑
I was just reading about the SubGenius. Trip Out!
Himalayan Bobsled at Kings Dominion ... high school memories!