This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it. "And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!" Classic.
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
"A modern whirling dervish on ice." "You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?" "Yup!" "People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!" "Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
"...Are darn hard to come by!" "We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!" "Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD "I know a better one. Forget I said that."
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here... (the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
"Love is never having to watch this movie." "Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket." "It's a death train!" :D "What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
That music seems to be the old Quick Draw McGraw music (pre-Hoyt Curtin), composed by radio/TV composer Jack Shaindlin, I theenk..I'll do do thinning around here .and DON'T you forget it,Baba Loooey!
Take note that these guys are playing for fun, or if they are competing it's during exhibition events. So don't expect any Europeans snatching the medals away!
Crow: "All right, 'Hardcastle & McCormick'! It's a great show... if you're brain-dead." I'd always missed that last part before. Just goes to show what might happen when you've got the sound up too much.
The “4th of July in Minnesota” line killed me!
This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
Seinfeld made it well known amongst the general public.
"Yeah? Well you're full of skit!"
About halfway through, I was expecting one of those skiers to go tearing past out of control wailing "YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYY!!!"
Isn't that what Disney's Goofy yells whenever he stumbles big time?
@@luisreyes1963 it is indeed!
Narrator: Beauty, grace, and rhythm.
Servo: You won't find them here.
The first time I heard the term "shiing" was a Goofy skiing short. Gworsh, that short was full of skit, a-hyuk, a-huhuhuhHO!
"Beauty, grace, and rhythm,, you won't find them here!"
I love when Joel used to interact with the things on screen, it still makes me laugh!
What a great short!
Tom: It's the parade of shame and waste of lives!
Joel: You know where I come from they arrest flashing blades.
Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it.
"And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!"
Classic.
Cross country shiing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgroundsh.
Always reminds me of the Goofy "How to Ski" short. "Skiing... pronounced, sheeing..."
"And now... now. NOOOOOOOOW!"
"Hey look, I can see Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw. Love means never having to watch this movie."
got to love MSTK3000! And the best thing is they are based out of the twin cities! I grew up on these guys.
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"Bota Bag with spiced wine..." 🥴
"4th of July in Minnesota" hahahahahaha XD
"Mommmm, get off the ice! Daaddd, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
"MOTHER GET OFF THE ICE."
"Jack frost is master of ceremony!"
"I thought he was fictional..."
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
Announcer: "It's the biggest one man thrill in Jack Frost's show..."
Joel: "I know a better one..."
LOL
When Joel mentioned the Sled of the Subgenius, I completely lost it.
"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!"
'I did it for the kicks, man. Snow thrills everywhere!'
"Uh, grab the mail there. Would you please? Thank you."
You know your bones don't break in a bobsled, they shatter
+ShadowBlazer3000 "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go FASTER..."
+Luis Reyes *raises hand* I would like to go faster, please.
"It's the sled of the SubGenius!" XD Praise "Bob"!
Haha, Bob-sledding.
"It's the sled of the Sub-Genius!"
Beautiful.
"A modern whirling dervish on ice."
"You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?"
"Yup!"
"People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!"
"Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
"...Are darn hard to come by!"
"We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!"
"Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD
"I know a better one. Forget I said that."
Downhill "shiing", just like at the Shoski Winter Olympisk on NB-Shi!
You know you're old when you still pronounce skiing as "SHI-ing".
4:54 Tom deserves thanks for that one
Back when an Olympic figure skater had the same skills as the average 9year old precision line novice does today. Must have been nice.
"Look! James Bond is being chased by enemy agents!"
That would be more thrilling than that entire short. 😆
Tom Servo's tiny hands and arms are so cute!
"Oh yeah, well you'll full of skit".
How he read the "skiing in Canada's snow-coverd playground" title card was funny.
8:26 "Want to go faster?" was the operator of the Caterpillar ride at Valleyfair back when it had the cover and the crazy music.
"Mooom, would you get off the ice-Daaad, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
"Yeah well you're full of skit" 🤣
"We're gon-na go dieee on the slopes..."
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
Church of the Subgenius reference ftw!
Blood, flesh, entrails, the contents of a human spilled!
4:14 Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?!
It's the "agony of defeat" auditions!
Crow: Sheep thrills?
Joel: Oh well, to each his own...
"Cross-country shee-ing amid skenes of Winter magnifishence in Sanada's Shnow-covered playgroundsh!"
Nothing like losing a few fingers & toes to frostbite, eh? 🌬️
I love how when Joel's directing the bobsled around the track, at 8:50 he smacks Tom and goes "Oh shit, 'scuse me."
Will you SHTOP SHAYING "SHEEING"
'Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster!'
Ludicrous Speed? 🚀
Its the SuperCat ride at Valleyfair.
You're going cross-country sheeing? Wish I could join you in those skenes of winter magnifishence in Sanada!
If I ever hear anyone say "Schiing" again I am pushing them off the chairlift.
I never had noticed the end of the seat on the right corner before. Neat!!
these guys make me laugh like no one else. one of the best shorts on youtube!
"It's the biggest one man thrill" Joel: "I know a better one, forget I said that...sorry."
hehehe
6:00 THERE'S GRANDMA!
"hot hot hot" damn it, now I want to listen to The Cure!
BEAUTY GRACE AND RHYTHM
YOU WONT FIND THEM HERE
"4th of July in Minnesota"
that made my day.
7:01 Embarrassing? You bet! That guy never had a chance!
Oh so you're going to see the Shnow covered playgroundsh then!
It's like an educational film for Martians.
This is one of the better movie shorts they have. Their comments are funny as hell!!
"Bota bag with spiced wine..." 😵
"Yeah, then I think you're full of skit."
"yeah, well you're full of skit!!". LOL!
I'm surprised they didn't mention the Jamaican bobsled team when that sled crashed.
"Oh, I see a class action lawsuit coming around the corner!" - 7:43
"Yeah, well you're full of skit. " - 4:30
LOL.
absolutely love these guys
I did it for the kicks man, snow thrills!
I always loved how dark the Brains would get with these shorts. Good times!
0:56-0:58 "Whitey takes the lives of five not-so-innocent spectators."
That line should have been in.
8:57
DOWN goes Herschel Walker!
My favorite short of all time.
Ed Stevens It's the best by a WIIIIIIIIIDE margin.
"Nothing quite as pretty ... as arterial spray on the white snow."
Look at him go! To Hell!
In a hand basket... LOL
I love the shorts where they get so dark XD
"Nothing like losing a few toes & fingers to frostbite..." 🥶
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
God, ski jumping was extremely dangerous back then. I mean, their skis don't even come off when they crash!
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here...
(the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
Nah I did the polar dip once. That skit is like giving birth
"Grandma.....grandmaaaa! what is she doin up there......"
“Yes, it’s ‘Prostitutes on Ice’!… well, in a nice way.”
4:54 Easily my favorite part of this short. "Shi'ing," my ass.
"where I come from they arrest flashing baldes" hahah
5:20 'Bota bag with spiced wine!'
"Aw, Mom. Come on, get off the ice! DAD! Will you maker her get off the ice, look at her! D,: "
Poor Joel XD
Uh-oh! 9 people are full of skit!
Don't worry, I won't go looking for any Sheep Thrills.
"Love is never having to watch this movie."
"Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket."
"It's a death train!" :D
"What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
Disney's Prostitutes On Ice! 🍑🍑🍑
lol I'm actually going skiing in Canada this January... and I'm gonna say that like every 30 seconds... : )
lmao i love their reaction to the horse thing "...what the...." "ok."
"What happened? Did the voice-over guy go to the bathroom or something?" LOL
Must have had too much spiced wine from his bota bag. 🍷
That music seems to be the old Quick Draw McGraw music (pre-Hoyt Curtin), composed by radio/TV composer Jack Shaindlin, I theenk..I'll do do thinning around here .and DON'T you forget it,Baba Loooey!
"I did it for the kicks man!"
I damn near spit out my coffee on that one.
It used to be on Comedy Central. They were the first fools to get rid of them. :(
Well, I kinda... don't... know... the definition of "cross-country" skiing exactly......
I was just reading about the SubGenius. Trip Out!
6:21
Yes! Thrill as this high jumping sheer takes his face clean off! O.O
Take note that these guys are playing for fun, or if they are competing it's during exhibition events. So don't expect any Europeans snatching the medals away!
IT Conquered The World.
7:20 It's the Ant Hill Mob from "Wacky Races"!
Its a DEATH train!!! OMG!!!!!
Crow: "All right, 'Hardcastle & McCormick'! It's a great show... if you're brain-dead."
I'd always missed that last part before. Just goes to show what might happen when you've got the sound up too much.
"I see a class action suit comin round the corner!"