@@user-py8di4nm2t not a caffeine pill, an over the counter headache pill. arguably worse. using those over a long time can cause permanent liver damage.
@@ozzo1542 no way "zero calorie" energy drink/candy and enough food to feed approximately 2-3 people (not to mention that a lot of it is processed) is better than 3-4 beers, coffee, half a protien bar and some noodles
@@SLID3R040 well actually i work on construction sides, i just cant eat very much at once because then i feel sick so i eat only a very little portion for lunch and a slightly bigger one for dinner
@@ReVoLuTiOn695 kind of depends on your day to day activity. i would never be able to do papa's diet. However if i do Ludde's diet i'm pretty sure i would feel my blood vessels clog up.
6:03 it says Linda E., you don't necessarily need to have the same surname when you are relatives, but this pretty much confirms she is just held hostage and not being his sister, anyways, thanks for the passport tutorial
"It doesnt have calories so it doesnt contribute to your daily intake" says the literal caffeine addict that needs pain killers to wake up before eating a mcdonalds meal with *milk* for breakfast
papa and anonaly just make me so happy and i always replay the vis many times cause i get a good laugh every couple mins and thats why i love these vids keep it up👍❤️
Bro the amount of caffeine overuse is beyond me. I did the same, popping Ibuprofens and drinking coffee etc. until I just couldn't feel awake anymore. I strictly underwent a absolute 0 Caffeine Diet and the first few days were hell, but after like 2 weeks your rythm slowly comes back and I felt SO much more concentrated and awake without being on caffeine. It still is a drug and has to be dealt with caution.
@@kamekami4879 he talked about it in one video where he had a bet with senzura to not consume caffeine, and it's basically same for everyone, you basically feel very tired throughout the day and have massive headaches
After watching this video, I am only left with one question: Why have we never seen anomaly and nikocado avocado in the same room? Coincidence? I think not!
I thought Papanomaly's breakfast would be more healthy, but it's literally diarrhea in a cup, liver failure and half a brick that doesn't even give you enough calories if you eat one full bar. How is Papanomaly and Anomaly still alive?!!
You and Papanomaly remind me so much of me and my dad probably if we had to live by ourselves lmao. I have had hundreds of those pot noodles probably and my tip is to break up the noodles right at the start after you add the water with a fork or knife. Also I add extra habanero sauce at the same time as the packet
My God. These are not normal breakfasts. And I love how Anomaly has a headache pill, and takes it with two different energy drinks/crystals, like, wouldn't that give you a headache? Edit: Oh my God, the lunch. They don't actually eat and drink all of this daily do they? I really hope they're joking. Edit: After seeing the dinner, I just can't believe this.
Well in the beginning he says that energy drink bulkshit for breakfast is maybe 3 to 4 times a week. So yes, we can assume this is fabricated to some extent.
shut up youre cringe Edit: yep, haven't changed my mind, youre fucking cringe Edit: yeah, still havent changed my mind Edit: oh yeah youre also annoying Edit: and gay
Lol he takes headache pills because he gets them from Caffeine yet he drinks down the pill with an energy drink lmao. When will he realize that fixing the bad habits will stop giving him headaches and headache pills are only a temporary treatment not a cure
I'm actually quite surprised anomaly isn't bigger, seems like his metabolism actually is decent but he just eats so badly. (if this was a real insight to his diet)
@@laiks5485 he's 6'4 and 248lbs apparently, ideal weight for 6'4 is around 184 and 222 so yes he's overweight, but not crazy far off. Little less milk mabye. 🥛
@@-zod-4882 If ludde actually stopped consuming caffeine and ate cooked meals instead of fatty foods he gets delivered he would drop so much weight very quickly he's just a manchild and cant do anything by himself
I wish I could order take out for lunch and dinner like you do... *breathes in poor* I lived for 2 years alone just ordering pizza every 2-3 nights, and eating either pasta carbonara or bolognese. Never lost so much weight in my life, from 90kg I lost almost 30kg+, now I feel like a Haix action figure.
I don’t like the fact that he seems proud of what he eats and drinks, it doesn’t seem like he is aware of how dangerous it is to live a lifestyle like that.
the question is how can he drink so many energy drinks without puking? i can drink like 1 monster zero/rockstar zero every 2 days AT MOST. id rather drink 1 beer every evening than energy drink. brink somehow relaxes me and its scienitifcly proven to be beneficial for your body (if you drink it carefuly not like an alcoholic)
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it He's a big guy, he has been energy dricka addict since he was a teen, he's fat so his stomach is probaly 2x the size of a normal person.
Nature Valley Protein Bars be fire ngl, i could live with a couple of those for breakfast every day, especially the Chocolate and Peanutbutter ones, it's like eating candy but good for you.
You guys should do an unboxing where ya’ll switch up roles aswell where anomaly drinks non alchohol beer and like turkish pepper (the liquorish swedish/finnish candy) disolved in water to replace jaeger and have anomaly drink to everything as if papanomaly would “add like fuqin hotsauce into the fake jaeger to make it more of a punishment lmao”
I know you and papa are fellow death metal fans like me. I'd love to see you two reacting to some of the new tracks coming out at the moment. Songs like to the hellfire, or sun//eater by lorna shore. Think they could be super entertaining!
Scary part is, Papa's diet of alcohol and noodles is healthier than Anomaly's
I think they are equal horrible
@@ozzo1542 3 cans of gfuel, a caffeine pill, big mac+ nuggets, plate of red curry and springrolls+a fuckking roulette of sushi is better? :DDDDDDDD
@@user-py8di4nm2t not a caffeine pill, an over the counter headache pill. arguably worse. using those over a long time can cause permanent liver damage.
@@ozzo1542 no way "zero calorie" energy drink/candy and enough food to feed approximately 2-3 people (not to mention that a lot of it is processed) is better than 3-4 beers, coffee, half a protien bar and some noodles
@@Name-eg1uf papa has zero vitamins exept that little bit in the beer and anomaly just has huge portains and lots of sugar but he eats proper food
For the first time Anomaly has felt the touch of ''starvation''
Hunger
hunger games
Are u sure, I heard he was starving finnish peasant chased by russians some time ago?
do you like cyber bullying anomaly based on how he looks? does that seem funny to you? you should be ashamed of yourself really.
he probably does after walking 2meters
Theres no way Anomaly actually didn't eat in a whole day. He definatly ate evertything in between the takes.
It's scary how Papa lost his hair just from eating Anomaly's breakfast
хахаахахахахах
@@whoraul6661 imagine laughing with x
@@cuker5633 its russian version of "ahahahahahaha"
@@GDOFFICIAL2707 it's not just russian, it is Serbian as well and some other nations, but they are not educated enough
How both have not gotten hopspitalised for these diets is beyond me.
papas diet is at least not sooooo bad, i pretty much have the same habits and you really dont need more
@@ReVoLuTiOn695 anorexia
@@ReVoLuTiOn695 if u eat that little you prob sit on your ass all day cause u need energy to be active so u need to eat
@@SLID3R040 well actually i work on construction sides, i just cant eat very much at once because then i feel sick so i eat only a very little portion for lunch and a slightly bigger one for dinner
@@ReVoLuTiOn695 kind of depends on your day to day activity.
i would never be able to do papa's diet.
However if i do Ludde's diet i'm pretty sure i would feel my blood vessels clog up.
I've never felt better about my diet in my life
Same
1 meal and 1.5L of water a day for me
@@zvra unhealthy af
@@abeceda5134 quite frankly, im pretty much underweight lol
@@zvra why do you live like that then?
6:03 it says Linda E., you don't necessarily need to have the same surname when you are relatives, but this pretty much confirms she is just held hostage and not being his sister, anyways, thanks for the passport tutorial
Ludde has even proposed to linda
Uhu
Pretty sure she can outrun him
Anomaly literally eats GFuel crystals and eats GFuel crystals for breakfast and wonders why he gets headaches
Caffeine stops headaches the headache pill is to stop the headache from the caffeine withdrawal
anomaly’s diet is insane
papa’s is just the average european single dad diet
teehee we both have sushi in our name teehee
but he is not single XD
@@cinorana teehee
i dont think thats average. maybe average alcoholic's diet
he is not single
If this is literally what anomaly eats every day and not just for a joke he is gonna be dead by 40 xd
Dont forget hes lik 6'6 so he has to eat a shit ton to keep wieght.
@@richyket661 and the fact that our boy anomaly is overweight is concerning
Forty days
@@richyket661 yeah but he doesnt need to eat candy and shit
@@richyket661 he does not need to eat junk food
It's actually so funny to see them both suffer from the others stuff. genius video. 10/10
Papanomaly : " Sometimes a protein bar if im feeling "
Anomaly : " Im feeling "
"It doesnt have calories so it doesnt contribute to your daily intake" says the literal caffeine addict that needs pain killers to wake up before eating a mcdonalds meal with *milk* for breakfast
Not just milk, milk with fucking doctor pepper
Very based diet honestly. You dont understand the grindset
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one disgusted by the milk and Dr Pepper combo with McDonald’s leftovers for breakfast..
@@bicepbrah8179 Fat= not sigma
@@Boo-pw7rt Your mom = not sigma
Anomaly is gonna fucking die if he does this diet consistently for 5 years.
yep, thats true, he's heart is gonna fucking stop.
man needs painkillers as breakfast to comprehend with life
@@crimm69
I need weed at breakfast to comprehend with life
@@crimm69 yeah legit
@@DwaBulka an energy drink and a headache pill for breakfast? He is literally going to chemically obliterate.
That was one of the funniest videos I've watched in a while.
Thank you.
I think a year of getting into shape series will do good for both your health and your channel
I like how Anomaly calls Papa's eating habbits unhealthy..
cause they are
@@xM4xDx no ? beer and protein bar is unhealthy ????????????????? WHEN????? did you see ludde's "DIET" ?
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it luddes is more healthy
@@xM4xDx yes, painkillers with gfuel for breakfast are very healthy
@@deinhausmeister479 no its not
Fattening Papa for bigger emergency rations, I see Mr. Anomaly...
It's all about the bigger picture
The bigger the better
papa and anonaly just make me so happy and i always replay the vis many times cause i get a good laugh every couple mins and thats why i love these vids keep it up👍❤️
On a real, we all care about you both A LOT so please from everyone stay healthy & happy!
Honestly other than the breakfast Anomalys lunch and dinner didn't seem that bad its just that the proportions were massive.
Jokes aside, I'm really concerned about anomaly's heart condition with all these energy drinks
Fr there's no way that's good for you lol
his weight also dont help him, plus he have sitting way of life... I am really scared to lose this guy in like 10 years...
@@Xansey 1
lmao bad take
nigga why you care so much 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
How ludde doesnt have diabetes or heart problems and papa's liver is still allive fascinates me
to be fair, 3 beers a day is nothing for the average father, My dad would go through a 12 pack in a 2 day trip to our log cabin
@@phoenix-qr3ln "average father"
Your father is an alcoholic, not "average"
@@oksry7637 maybe, but I've never seen him get drunk in my life
@@phoenix-qr3ln if he drank that little he prob had whiskey too
@@blank-mq8ef nah, I know for a fact there was mo whiskey in the house
Love all these videos! Keep them up!
Every Anomaly & Papanomaly video starts of with "HELLO PAPA" "Yes"
"Papa you need help"
"YOU need help"
"we need help"
Most true thing I've ever heard
yes
minute?
@@yjesjejss7109 12:01 - 12:06
Papas breakfast is like a retired hitman breakfast
Literally just a casual meal for a lonely middle aged man
11:10 bro got 1940s flashbacks
I love the relationship between Anomaly and Papanomaly. Something I envy. Glad you have that man, awesome stuff.
Bro the amount of caffeine overuse is beyond me.
I did the same, popping Ibuprofens and drinking coffee etc. until I just couldn't feel awake anymore. I strictly underwent a absolute 0 Caffeine Diet and the first few days were hell, but after like 2 weeks your rythm slowly comes back and I felt SO much more concentrated and awake without being on caffeine. It still is a drug and has to be dealt with caution.
Imagine luddes withdrawal symptoms
@@kamekami4879 he talked about it in one video where he had a bet with senzura to not consume caffeine, and it's basically same for everyone, you basically feel very tired throughout the day and have massive headaches
@@flaggboi oh i thought the level of consumption determined it
@@kamekami4879 It kind of does, if you consume about 1 cup every day for around 2-3 days, I'm pretty sure you would experience withdrawal.
isn't ibuprofen a fever dropper?
After watching this video, I am only left with one question: Why have we never seen anomaly and nikocado avocado in the same room? Coincidence? I think not!
10:17 papa starts casting spells when he's full
It is amazing you are both alive at this point
If Anomaly spent only half the money he spends on food every day, it would legit save him around 10K euro
@Coopun yeah
like that mattered
@@cyb69 imagine saving 10k and getting healthier
I love how anomaly literally pours half a beer into papa's pocket and then calls papa mean after he pours a little on him
Det där var taskig.
@majkel probably american
@majkel plus the same goes for you when you can’t even spell ‘immigrant’ right, just saying
@majkel bro failed reading comprehension and the spelling bee at the same time? 💀
This is really shocking I wish both of these fine gentlemen a healthy future
Your dad is litterraly one of the best dads in the entire world!
I love how papa breakfast its slightly normal and anomaly starts the day right away with tons of caffeine
he a worse crackhead than kurre
What
Tons of caffeine, sugar and a fucking headache pill
@@gojirabh9383 Tramadol
If anomaly some day finds out what cocaine is, he will never be the same lmao.
Thats straight 400mg of Caffeine just for waking up
Papa: just eat noodles and drink beer
Anomaly: eating greasy and unhealthy food and drinking energy drink
Both of them live like in dream.
gfuel with a headache pill for breakfast is the most zoomer soundcloud gamer shit i've ever heard.
Anomaly's reaction to drinking 0.0% Beer is my reaction seeing someone drink 0.0% Beer as a german.
I thought Papanomaly's breakfast would be more healthy, but it's literally diarrhea in a cup, liver failure and half a brick that doesn't even give you enough calories if you eat one full bar. How is Papanomaly and Anomaly still alive?!!
Papa is much like my aunt. They get their daily kcals from excessive beer consumption.
Magic.
That's the best answer anyone could give.
@@batt3ryac1d Calories acquired, Liver cancer acquired.
@@mattsopiratoso790 It's ok she's a nurse those maniacs are immune to medical conditions.
We just know that Anomaly stuffed himself between recordings…
True the whale man doesn't have self controll
You and Papanomaly remind me so much of me and my dad probably if we had to live by ourselves lmao. I have had hundreds of those pot noodles probably and my tip is to break up the noodles right at the start after you add the water with a fork or knife. Also I add extra habanero sauce at the same time as the packet
Luddes diet is essentielly a crash-course in "how to get diabetes in a week".
10:46 use me as a replay button
Papa really said 🦙🐳💦🌊🗿
anomaly has the diet of a 12 year old that somehow has money and is independent
3:28 bro linda is literally his caretaker and this man is almost 30 years old
KING DIAMOND ON THE TSHIRT! YOU HAVE BEST DAD U CAN IMAGINE MAN!
I think anomaly should't do this diet just for 24 hours
elephant and squirrel switch diets
well this makes me feel way better about my diet. thank you
You and your dad have the funniest bond🤣🤣👐
i was sick today and you made my day better am so glad that you exist
A guy who drinks 7 litres of energy drink every day :
9:08
funny :D normally i dont like your videos, but this is funny :D
Man I’m actually genuinely concerned for your healths but at the same time your effortlessly good in cs sooo keep it up 👍
Tbh Anomaly actually eats a lot of protein, if he would hit the gym a few times a week he would be an actual UNIT and not just a fat gamer :-)
6'5 Viking warlord gamer
@@bicepbrah8179 literally
Man literally drinks protein, eats protein and abuses coffein. My man is a gym away from gym rat
he attempted to workout during this winter and blew his back, lol
@@kidnamedpenis Because he has No muscles to support it.
Anomaly : papa is so unhealthy
from the dude who woke up drinking gfuel lol
take 1 bite of the bar. -MMMMH im so full. DYING!!!! XD
My God. These are not normal breakfasts. And I love how Anomaly has a headache pill, and takes it with two different energy drinks/crystals, like, wouldn't that give you a headache?
Edit: Oh my God, the lunch. They don't actually eat and drink all of this daily do they? I really hope they're joking.
Edit: After seeing the dinner, I just can't believe this.
Well in the beginning he says that energy drink bulkshit for breakfast is maybe 3 to 4 times a week. So yes, we can assume this is fabricated to some extent.
shut up youre cringe
Edit: yep, haven't changed my mind, youre fucking cringe
Edit: yeah, still havent changed my mind
Edit: oh yeah youre also annoying
Edit: and gay
This is what I imagine a non-anomaly viewer firstly thinks when they see this shiut
Lol he takes headache pills because he gets them from Caffeine yet he drinks down the pill with an energy drink lmao. When will he realize that fixing the bad habits will stop giving him headaches and headache pills are only a temporary treatment not a cure
Two very different diets but with the same result. It will be interesting to see who gets a stomach ulcer first. xD
I'm actually quite surprised anomaly isn't bigger, seems like his metabolism actually is decent but he just eats so badly. (if this was a real insight to his diet)
@@-zod-4882 He weighs like 150kg bro
@@laiks5485 he's 6'4 and 248lbs apparently, ideal weight for 6'4 is around 184 and 222 so yes he's overweight, but not crazy far off. Little less milk mabye. 🥛
@@-zod-4882 If ludde actually stopped consuming caffeine and ate cooked meals instead of fatty foods he gets delivered he would drop so much weight very quickly he's just a manchild and cant do anything by himself
I mean papa is near a french student diet but my man anomaly i've never been so stressed for someone health than you
10:46
That was the hardest laugh of my life.
Saaame
ahahahaaa both of you (you and dad) were so f hillarious i laughed my pants off man that was ridiculously funny
this is papa's master plan on making anomaly alcoholic so he can steal his skins 👍
why doesn't he just hack into the account l0l
@@jp4_ JOHN PAGE THE FOURTH
Except the beer is non-alcoholic, so he won’t become an alcoholic, besides Ludde thought it tasted disgusting.
@@hexagonal69 Non alcoholic beer tastes like ass, you need the real beer
I think he's already alcoholic
How either of you are alive is a miracle
Damn, papa really works for his shape.
I need to change to the "professional alcoholic" diet
it amazes me that papanomaly only drinks beer and eats some noodles but it's still healthier than anomalies
I wish I could order take out for lunch and dinner like you do... *breathes in poor*
I lived for 2 years alone just ordering pizza every 2-3 nights, and eating either pasta carbonara or bolognese. Never lost so much weight in my life, from 90kg I lost almost 30kg+, now I feel like a Haix action figure.
at least youre gonna get older than 40, unlike anomaly with that diet
Ur literally eating pure carbs how tf did u go all the way down to 60kg
@@walidrazaq3395 Doesn't matter whether it's carbs or not, if there's a caloric deficit you're gonna lose weight. It's why the Twinkie diet worked.
@@walidrazaq3395 pizza has a shit ton of protein
bro just go to the store and buy ramen for like 1 euro, smarter then buying pizza lmao
Mooooore video with Papa :D
KING DIAMOND T-SHIRT!!! I am supprised :D
alcohol and noodles is somehow more healthy than mr fake passport
I don’t like the fact that he seems proud of what he eats and drinks, it doesn’t seem like he is aware of how dangerous it is to live a lifestyle like that.
the question is how can he drink so many energy drinks without puking? i can drink like 1 monster zero/rockstar zero every 2 days AT MOST. id rather drink 1 beer every evening than energy drink. brink somehow relaxes me and its scienitifcly proven to be beneficial for your body (if you drink it carefuly not like an alcoholic)
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it He's a big guy, he has been energy dricka addict since he was a teen, he's fat so his stomach is probaly 2x the size of a normal person.
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it I can drink more than 2 in a day and I only weigh around 104lb/47kg
We need more beer reviews with papa !!!!!!!!
the funniest moment 10:40 to 10:50 i restarted the clip like 4 times and still cant stop laughing
same it’s still funny every time lmao
I knew papa has fire music taste. He proved it with the king diamond shirt.
papas hair from his head is literally switching to his beard
Hagrid W
XD
anomaly's diet will maybe fucking give me multiple organ failures and get revived for 20 times
Its a miracle they are both alive.
Can't wait for the Hospital vlogs
Always fun to get a notification of new Anomaly & papanomaly video. Your videos are the best.
no wonder linda is constantly busy, heaving to feed ludde
man, im not particularly the healthiest person in the world, but botth of their diets was something i never even imagined as being bearable
10:45 I haven't laughed so hard in a long time 😂😂😂
How the hell are you two still alive ?
nice video!
Love that the beard is back😂
I love everytime when papa says YES 🤣🤣🤣
6:38 bombay bad boy moment
Nature Valley Protein Bars be fire ngl, i could live with a couple of those for breakfast every day, especially the Chocolate and Peanutbutter ones, it's like eating candy but good for you.
Fax bro
"good for you"
@@troglodytebrain if it tastes good it aint healthy 😂
That good taste gotta come from somewhere, and I doubt it's veggies and berries and greens lmao
" You need Help! "
" You need Help! "
" We need Help! "
" Yes "
The conversation I would like to have
Puts a beer can upside down in Papa's pocket
Papa pours it on him "That was mean" lmfao
For the first time, i'm really concerned about the health of Ludde ..lol
anomaly eats like a discord mod
lol
We need a drunk case unboxing with this same idea (papa opens cases, anomaly takes shots)
You guys should do an unboxing where ya’ll switch up roles aswell where anomaly drinks non alchohol beer and like turkish pepper (the liquorish swedish/finnish candy) disolved in water to replace jaeger and have anomaly drink to everything as if papanomaly would “add like fuqin hotsauce into the fake jaeger to make it more of a punishment lmao”
Bro, G-fuel, milk, mcdonalds and Dr.Pepper on breakfast, you fking sick dude xD
i'm never gonna feel bad about what i eat ever again
Jokes aside they have such a funny relationship lol
I know you and papa are fellow death metal fans like me. I'd love to see you two reacting to some of the new tracks coming out at the moment. Songs like to the hellfire, or sun//eater by lorna shore.
Think they could be super entertaining!
I'm 12 and I love korn and slipknot