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  • Like Thelma and Louise.
    From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 11 'The Dealership': Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 215

  • @NewSuperAvenger
    @NewSuperAvenger 2 роки тому +168

    "Are you looking to buy or to lease?"
    "Borrow."

  • @vishwasviranivv
    @vishwasviranivv 2 роки тому +420

    The funny thing is that Jerry had no idea this was going on 🤣

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +30

      Haha, makes me think of the intro where Kramer throws a Tea Party, creates a mock stand-up set, cooks etc. in Jerry's apartment while he's away.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 2 роки тому +6

      Yes, he did some crazy things in Jerry's apartment!
      But i thought he build that stand-up set in his own livingroom.

    • @Usmodlover
      @Usmodlover 2 роки тому +6

      @@rattus3102 that’s the Talkshow set that he finds in the dumpster. He’s talking about an intro where it shows Kramer doing various things in Jerry’s apartment including pretending to be Jerry doing standup while wearing Jerry’s clothes and hanging up a sheet or something as curtains to the stage

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 2 роки тому +2

      @@Usmodlover Thanks! 👍

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 2 роки тому +5

      @@Usmodlover he also pisses off a random person on the street. Who got access to the building somehow and guesses Jerry's appartment from the street to bang on the door.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +117

    "I don't wanna be the one responsible for purchasing costly GASoline" 😄

    • @stixnfeet7818
      @stixnfeet7818 2 роки тому +6

      Reading comments while clip played and I read yours exactly when Kramer spoke it!

    • @captainolimar4433
      @captainolimar4433 2 роки тому +6

      “So you want to know how far you can drive your friends car for free?”

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +4

      @@captainolimar4433 "....WellImakeItUptoHimInother ways!"

    • @commandershepard96
      @commandershepard96 2 роки тому +5

      @@yellowblanka6058 I mean he saves him half an apple when he could’ve eaten the whole thing.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 роки тому +4

      for a variety of reasons, of course

  • @tamtamhewitt8224
    @tamtamhewitt8224 Рік тому +91

    I like how one of Kramers errands is to pick up a big Tweety Bird, and proceeds to drop it off supposedly back at his apartment.

    • @kenguttman263
      @kenguttman263 Рік тому +5

      In the episode, do we find out why he needs Tweety?

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 9 місяців тому +6

      @@kenguttman263no thats why its so 😂

    • @georgiaathenalias3721
      @georgiaathenalias3721 2 місяці тому +1

      Probably gave it to the femeninas

    • @Gubalicious
      @Gubalicious Місяць тому

      @kenguttman263 he's making a giant pez dispenser

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 роки тому +261

    Rick seemed like a genuinely nice and pleasant sales associate! He was so thrilled about seeing how far it’ll go without filling up that he really let Kramer drive that car until it had nothing left lmao

  • @jandy4604
    @jandy4604 Рік тому +65

    I love that line with Kramer, first the guy asks, "Are you looking to buy or lease?" and Kramer responds, "Borrow!" I've used that line at dealerships and the looks salesmen give me are priceless!

  • @mikeb.5150
    @mikeb.5150 2 роки тому +302

    What makes it even funnier is the fact that Kramer doesn't even know Rick's name throughout the whole journey.
    Kramer: "It's good to have you back Stan."
    Rick: "It's Rick by the way."
    Kramer: "No time!" 🤣

    • @Sumac22
      @Sumac22 2 роки тому +16

      It's easy to not notice, but Kramer actually calls him Rick at 1:02

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 2 роки тому +6

      @@Sumac22 yes he did!

    • @cerealfamine1
      @cerealfamine1 Рік тому +6

      Everyone says "Kramer and that other guy" lol

  • @Tritiuminducedfusion
    @Tritiuminducedfusion 3 місяці тому +4

    No coconut for me... so Kramer gets him a Mounds. 😆😂

  • @jokeroneninesevenzero
    @jokeroneninesevenzero 2 роки тому +113

    "Where we're going?"
    "Just a little place I like to call..You'll see!"

  • @Nick-NY
    @Nick-NY 2 роки тому +422

    The world was a better place when Seinfeld was on.

  • @arpitsharma8947
    @arpitsharma8947 2 роки тому +36

    other guy: things are gonna be different for me now
    kramer: well that's a weird thing to say

  • @demastube
    @demastube 2 роки тому +262

    I once drove my car on empty for several km with my friend extremely worried. The look on his face when he saw the gasoline sign: relief. The look on his face when I did not stop: shock. Priceless 😂

    • @milademjayyy
      @milademjayyy Рік тому +1

      Don’t ruined the joke

    • @wly706
      @wly706 Рік тому

      @@milademjayyy Wat?

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 Рік тому

      @@wly706 I'll knock u out next time I see u

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 2 роки тому +92

    Kramer here represents everybody that’s borrowed a car. Whenever someone in my family borrows my car, they always use all my gas and leave it on E

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent 10 місяців тому +4

      Am I the only one completely paranoid about running out of gas and stranded when the car stalls? People are insane!

    • @jarrodwemhoff7270
      @jarrodwemhoff7270 4 місяці тому

      They would only do that once…

  • @ohnoestheydidnt
    @ohnoestheydidnt 2 роки тому +29

    “Kramer and that other guy…” 😂

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 2 роки тому +93

    Kramer's facial reaction at 1:23 is pure gold lmao

    • @devilmancrybaby2101
      @devilmancrybaby2101 2 роки тому +9

      2:59 no is pure gold lmaoooo

    • @Siptoseina
      @Siptoseina Рік тому +7

      I’d like to know what the ladies did

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Рік тому +4

      @@SiptoseinaI’m going to guess either they both double flipped him off, or mimed a throat cut or something, lol, but the not knowing + his facial expression adds to the comedy, lol.

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 Рік тому +20

    legend has it that they're still out there somewhere to this day, driving

    • @jago1206
      @jago1206 11 місяців тому +4

      U havent seen the ending? It runs out of gas and kramer gets out the car and leaves. 😂

  • @deanfranz
    @deanfranz Рік тому +37

    You forgot to leave the real ending in, where it fizzles out, and they just run out of gas on the highway and Kramer awkwardly says "Well, I'll think about it" and then gets out and just walks away from the car

    • @modernmobster
      @modernmobster 11 місяців тому +13

      I think we all prefer this to be the real ending, though.

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 2 роки тому +41

    You know how when you go to the car dealership for a test drive just to get the free promotional gift? Kramer takes it to a whole other level, just like how he does with everything else lol

  • @frankenoise
    @frankenoise 2 роки тому +35

    Kramer sure knows how to pick up the ladies.😄

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic 2 роки тому +32

    ‘Bone dry’ - the audience doesn’t laugh but I cracked up

  • @davrogrz4542
    @davrogrz4542 2 роки тому +56

    "I'll get us a couple of Twix bars"
    "nah, no coconut for me"
    A great reference to "the dealership" episode

  • @morrishalawani4630
    @morrishalawani4630 2 роки тому +8

    kramer-"thats a weird thing to say"

  • @dudefromtexas425
    @dudefromtexas425 2 роки тому +9

    You looking to buy or lease? Kramer- Borrow 😂😂😂

  • @thefilmpoets
    @thefilmpoets Рік тому +4

    where's the post-credit part where the end up on the side of the road and he says "I'll think about it"

  • @MarkG_14
    @MarkG_14 2 роки тому +54

    Totally awesome. Always thinking about this when I see someone going for a test drive.

  • @henriklarsson5221
    @henriklarsson5221 2 роки тому +18

    And even tough Kramer approved of the Saab, they stopped making cars!

    • @maxpower586
      @maxpower586 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think they stopped. Did they?

    • @henriklarsson5221
      @henriklarsson5221 2 роки тому +4

      @@maxpower586 yeah they did. Saab exists but only in the defense-industry (weapons), service and consulting.

    • @henriklarsson5221
      @henriklarsson5221 2 роки тому +3

      @@maxpower586 There is a company(NEVS) tough that bought the bankrupcy estate of saab and is now developing electric cars based on the saab 9-3 model. They have not reached the market yet tough. But since 2012 there has been no new saab cars on the market.

    • @maxpower586
      @maxpower586 2 роки тому +1

      @@henriklarsson5221 Cool. Thank you for the info!

  • @andoncroft5154
    @andoncroft5154 Рік тому +21

    I had a miserable childhood bt this one those shows that made my childhood so much easier, these fictional characters are a HUGE part of my life I actually have emotional ties with each character more than I do with ppl in reality 😂

  • @PurpleBox89
    @PurpleBox89 10 місяців тому +3

    People talk about the "greatest" and the "funniest" episodes on literally every single one of these clips. No sir, I think this is it. This here in the span of under 5 minutes took more twists and turns and thrills and chills and suspense and amazement than a 2 and a half hour movie could ever hope for.

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Рік тому +6

    You're One Sick Momma!! I Like It 🤣

  • @KoRnBaL19
    @KoRnBaL19 6 місяців тому +1

    New car turned into a demo on one test drive.😂

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 2 роки тому +12

    4:30 90s reference of Thelma and Louise movie ending

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 10 місяців тому +2

      That's a weird thing to say

  • @kennethraymondmoore
    @kennethraymondmoore 2 роки тому +6

    They ran out of gas just past that last exit the second after the camera cut away.

  • @klaushammer8687
    @klaushammer8687 3 дні тому

    It's perfection. Every moment, every frame. Down right perfect

  • @henrywallacesghost5883
    @henrywallacesghost5883 Місяць тому

    I loved how Kramer just left the salesman there after it finally ran out of gas.

  • @kylebittner1327
    @kylebittner1327 Рік тому +4

    Forgot the part where the car runs out of gas and Kramer gets out and say we'll think about it

  • @BigJoe2.0
    @BigJoe2.0 2 роки тому +8

    And then they run out of gas and kramer leaves him stranded lol

  • @andrewgraves9636
    @andrewgraves9636 2 роки тому +7

    Mr.Kramer the road!

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 3 місяці тому +1

      That line is a like the cherry on a cake.

    • @andrewgraves9636
      @andrewgraves9636 3 місяці тому +1

      No…No coconut for me.
      The running meta joke inside this episode where the laughs fell absolutely flat was the fact that nobody knew what was actually in the Twix bar. I always make it a point to laugh at these line’s.

  • @grizzkid795
    @grizzkid795 5 місяців тому +1

    They left out the best part when they ran out of gas and Kramer nonchalantly says, "I'll think about it" and walks off.

  • @NinoBrown08
    @NinoBrown08 2 роки тому +5

    I tried this once with my 2014 Corolla. Roadside assistance was called to get me back going.

  • @randyjohnson5426
    @randyjohnson5426 2 роки тому +4

    " i make it up to him in other ways"..LAMO!!!!

  • @Ctofer93
    @Ctofer93 2 роки тому +13

    What a cute couple. :D

  • @fredyh4310
    @fredyh4310 4 місяці тому

    Brooo it’s little things like this episode that make this show great

  • @ArthasMenethil-qx2vj
    @ArthasMenethil-qx2vj 8 місяців тому +1

    This just makes my day. Even after watching this episode last night I’m sitting here at work in tears laughing out loud while watching it. 😂

  • @BeranM
    @BeranM 2 роки тому +4

    *MISTER KRAMUH THE ROOAAAD*

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera Рік тому +3

    That Saab has terrible acceleration. Kramer floored it and it barely took off!

  • @trevorharnden2493
    @trevorharnden2493 Рік тому +4

    I’ve never felt so alive 😂.

  • @malcolmdean6899
    @malcolmdean6899 8 місяців тому +1

    I've had "Kramers" when I took customers out for test drives at VW and Lexus.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 7 місяців тому +2

    Kramer just abandoning him is great.

  • @JuanPena-bx8qm
    @JuanPena-bx8qm 2 місяці тому

    When Jerry told kramer mi casa su casa, he took it seriously 😂😂😂

  • @vaultsoferowid
    @vaultsoferowid 6 місяців тому +1

    Most vehicles have at least 1.5-2.0 gallons after the needle reaches empty. That means usually 50 miles depending on the vehicle.

  • @SlackersIndustry
    @SlackersIndustry 2 роки тому +6

    i woke up , my uncle was driving the truck in the desert 🏜️ we were running on empty not a gas station in sight, i felt like these guys when we finally made it.

  • @greggergen9104
    @greggergen9104 2 роки тому +4

    I had that car and the fuel pump went out. The fuel in the tank helps to cool the fuel pump. Do not try this at home. You will ruin your fuel pump - $1,000 to replace.

  • @randyjohnson5426
    @randyjohnson5426 Місяць тому

    Kramer put like 100 miles on the car during his "test" drive.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @commentandlikedistributor
    @commentandlikedistributor 11 місяців тому +1

    the part they were screaming was funny too

  • @q7jdwomfvkbj74
    @q7jdwomfvkbj74 Рік тому +2

    car salesman is hilarious😂

  • @zoltanurmosi1143
    @zoltanurmosi1143 2 роки тому +4

    You can probably let go of my hand now !

  • @Josh-cw8by
    @Josh-cw8by Рік тому +1

    0:04 The Unibody construction? It's a convertible. Hahaha.

  • @timregan1005
    @timregan1005 6 місяців тому +1

    easily. the best bit anyone has ever come up with.

  • @AnthonyGalloni
    @AnthonyGalloni 4 місяці тому

    That fuel pump was crying 😂

  • @FollowTheJohn
    @FollowTheJohn 11 місяців тому

    The best!

  • @twofiveb
    @twofiveb 11 місяців тому +1

    "We're going to one of my *favorite* places. It's called you'll see!"

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 2 роки тому +4

    Slash and dash
    Running on empty
    Yeahhhhhhh!

  • @colonelmatrix8164
    @colonelmatrix8164 Рік тому +5

    The actor who played Rick would have been a great George, a quality actor

  • @grevier22
    @grevier22 2 роки тому +7

    This is me with my phone when i get the 10% left warning.

  • @airslug1
    @airslug1 Рік тому +6

    I really want to know who Kramer is taking the gignatic Tweety bird too (maybe he bought it for himself)

  • @stevendalloesingh1214
    @stevendalloesingh1214 Рік тому +2

    Kramer makes sounds with his mouth that are similar to the theme music between scenes.

  • @straightbusta2609
    @straightbusta2609 2 роки тому +13

    Man of taste, choosing a Saab

    • @cynomyS
      @cynomyS 2 роки тому

      Sälj Aset Annars Byt

  • @TheBeresford7
    @TheBeresford7 Рік тому +1

    1:44
    Thats the truth these days 😂 , the prices are extortion

  • @joshdznyc
    @joshdznyc 5 місяців тому +1

    If you look carefully, this is where I live Mamaroneck, New York

  • @GaryFurr-er7xz
    @GaryFurr-er7xz 11 місяців тому +2

    Only Kramer

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman Рік тому +3

    'Kramer and that other guy'.

  • @garyfurr1467
    @garyfurr1467 9 місяців тому +1

    The salesman should have Kramer arrested for grand theft

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 10 місяців тому +1

    Dude looks a bit like Jay Leno's cousin.

  • @alextanguay5886
    @alextanguay5886 10 місяців тому

    At the end it’s completely dark 😂

  • @johnwilburn
    @johnwilburn 5 місяців тому

    I know people who run around for days after the light comes on and would call them amateurs.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 3 місяці тому

    Just when you thought the salesman guy was a small role.

  • @smeefamily54
    @smeefamily54 2 роки тому +8

    My brother used to do this. He would get groceries on the test drive. There were lots of dealerships in Ottawa, Ontario.

  • @guyherring6235
    @guyherring6235 2 роки тому +14

    If more car dealers were like Rick. I believe people would buy more cars 🚗....unless it's Kramer Lol 😆

  • @konigeurichderwestgoten4460
    @konigeurichderwestgoten4460 7 місяців тому

    Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. Awesome song.

  • @isolda980
    @isolda980 2 роки тому +1

    A nickel!

  • @seanthomasamen4483
    @seanthomasamen4483 2 роки тому +2

    A NICKEL!

  • @mattiasakemalm1412
    @mattiasakemalm1412 Рік тому +1

    The salesman gotta be a son of Pat Hingle's.

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 2 роки тому +2

    What sick and twisted individual came up with the idea to have kramer pick up a giant tweety bird stuffed animal. Lmfao!

  • @boisterousbillyclub2772
    @boisterousbillyclub2772 2 роки тому +4

    Poor fuel injectors

  • @lancedavis9710
    @lancedavis9710 Рік тому +1

    Hey, ladies!! - gets me every time 🤣

  • @KarimKarim-xy9py
    @KarimKarim-xy9py 2 роки тому

    “I don’t think so”

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 10 місяців тому

    "I see you've noticed the unibody construction." Lmao so like every car that isn't a Crown Victoria? I bet it has ABS and disc brakes too

  • @snowpants2212
    @snowpants2212 7 місяців тому

    It doesn't include the very last scene, when they run out of gas.

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda 8 місяців тому +1

    Some people say this show isn't funny, 99% of them are used car salesmen. Stan, I mean Rick, was the exception.

  • @thingserik7269
    @thingserik7269 10 місяців тому

    My Saab gets 17 mpg in the summer and 24 in the winter. Never let it get near the slash 😅

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Рік тому

    what did the supplementary strains mean?

  • @CARandDRONE
    @CARandDRONE Рік тому

    Unibody? It better have 😅

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski 2 роки тому +1

    Of course he's looking to BORROW

  • @c42mar88
    @c42mar88 11 місяців тому

    does anyone know how far pass empty a mid size car will go?

  • @izeheart7786
    @izeheart7786 2 роки тому +6

    Twix has too much coconut

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen 8 місяців тому

    "For a variety of reasons I don't want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline." Kramer ahead of his time, gas in 1995 was around $1.20 a gallon. These days the oil companies see Bentleys covered in gold so its $5.40 a gallon.

  • @michaellnbnj
    @michaellnbnj Рік тому

    What's up with the giant Tweety the yellow canary in the back seat at 0:58, not to be seen again after 1:29? Hmmm.

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 2 роки тому

    You left out the best part.

  • @chrislewis615
    @chrislewis615 10 місяців тому

    There is a webpage that shows how far you can drive after the low fuel light is triggered.
    It varies quite a bit depending on the car. Warning; Hyundai Elantras only go about 30 miles.

  • @Moonlight-tr7gm
    @Moonlight-tr7gm 20 днів тому

    Kramer is an addiction