Running shoes should be covered by my health insurance... and the fact that you wear a lapel pin lets me know you're a true patriot. We vote for our candidate by giving kudos, right?
What about the Athlete's/Citizen Right to film POV running race media 🎥 at say.....the Boston Marathon? How will you address the iron clad rule of the BAA as our fearless leader?! #MakeMericaFastAgain
As a non-US resident or citizen who lives 15000km (or 9756 miles for you archaic imperial people) away from DC, I'd be willing to commit voter fraud to place my serious vote for a serious runner.
Now is no time to put your children first! 😂😂😂 Literally started cackling and dropped what was in my hand. Thankfully it wasn't any outrageously expensive recovery equipment!!
I've never been kicked off a track for lacrosse practice. I have been kicked off a track many times due to football, though. Once, I even did my run during a soccer game and nobody said a word.
I’ll vote for you as many times as it takes. I think choosing the president by the person with the best marathon time makes as much sense as the candidates we ended up with.
I agree with all of these initiatives. If parents get months off for having a baby, as a serious runner with no children, I deserve the same amount of time off to properly train for an impressive marathon time. The impact on one’s life is basically equivalent.
You have my vote. I retired early (became a bum) so I could have a 9 day training cycle. And I was watching Boston at work when the bombing happened, which caused me to cry more than usual at that job. And later I was watching Boston at work again and was forced to try explaining Des to sedentary coworkers who wanted to know why I was crying again. And my local high school won’t let me use the track at all ever. No one should have to go through the things.
🇺🇸 And sidewalks, shoulders and pedestrian overpasses, underpasses *everywhere* on all roads. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸America can't be standing around at a cross walk, and neither should runners.🇺🇸
The line should be "et's Make America Fast ... Again". Unless you want to "Make America Fast ", but then I don't want to vote for a Maffetone follower. But, I'll vote for you just because you know what is DARPA. I am surprised that you aren't also providing supershoes for the masses.
We need a president whose v02 is over 45 for once. I’m on board!
Agree!! No longer a 300 yard golf swing or 6 or less handicap be the deciding factor for president. 😆
"The faster you are, the less you should pay!". I'm in!!! 😅
Running shoes should be covered by my health insurance... and the fact that you wear a lapel pin lets me know you're a true patriot. We vote for our candidate by giving kudos, right?
The 'Oval Office'. Sweet.
What about the Athlete's/Citizen Right to film POV running race media 🎥 at say.....the Boston Marathon? How will you address the iron clad rule of the BAA as our fearless leader?! #MakeMericaFastAgain
You're absolutely right. Censorship has no place in America
As a non-US resident or citizen who lives 15000km (or 9756 miles for you archaic imperial people) away from DC, I'd be willing to commit voter fraud to place my serious vote for a serious runner.
Makes a lot more sense than a lot of what I’ve heard over your side of the pond 🇺🇸 🏃 🗳️
"This is no time to put our children first. We have work to do!"
Vive Le Serious Runner! Liberté, vitesse et fraternité!
Now is no time to put your children first! 😂😂😂 Literally started cackling and dropped what was in my hand. Thankfully it wasn't any outrageously expensive recovery equipment!!
I've never been kicked off a track for lacrosse practice. I have been kicked off a track many times due to football, though. Once, I even did my run during a soccer game and nobody said a word.
I’ll vote for you as many times as it takes.
I think choosing the president by the person with the best marathon time makes as much sense as the candidates we ended up with.
if this were the case, I think we might have wound up with Gary Johnson
I agree with all of these initiatives. If parents get months off for having a baby, as a serious runner with no children, I deserve the same amount of time off to properly train for an impressive marathon time. The impact on one’s life is basically equivalent.
I'm glad a woman wrote this.
“Archaic 7 day work week” 😂
You have my vote. I retired early (became a bum) so I could have a 9 day training cycle. And I was watching Boston at work when the bombing happened, which caused me to cry more than usual at that job. And later I was watching Boston at work again and was forced to try explaining Des to sedentary coworkers who wanted to know why I was crying again. And my local high school won’t let me use the track at all ever. No one should have to go through the things.
I'm going to make a political ad showcasing your story. when can you film?
Politics, not for the weak shins!
Finally someone who can lead! (The pack)
A MAF method I can get behind!
4 MORE YEARS! (of running content) 4 MORE YEARS! (of running content)
My Strava subscription should be tax deductible. Get on that pls.
Yes, this is an investment in our future
9 day work weeks is what we're looking at in Greece... 9 days; in 7... so it's cool to run. cause you don't have time to even look up a doctor
need to add a couple extra days off in the middle
I'm registering your Super PAC ("Serious Speed For America") tomorrow
I believe I cannot officially endorse this? maybe? Campaign finance laws are confusing
Oh my. I'll vote for you.
Brilliant!! Got my vote.
Except for the occasional stress fracture lol
You've got my vote! 🗳
I hope the 9 day work week includes at least 3 days weekend, otherwise it’s a net loss.
yes, we'll add a day or two off in the middle so you can schedule workouts on those days and still have a 2-day weekend for long runs
the flag pin is a touch
I vote for Serious Runner!
This actually makes sense. The better fit you are the less you should have to pay for health care. Not fair that the fatty's be driving the cost up.
You have my vote! MAF 🎉🎉
I vote for Serious Runner
I'd vote for ya.
Will expensive recovery boots be covered by the universal serious runner care?
we should probably also start incentivizing people to leave the coasts and move inland, to higher altitudes
🇺🇸 And sidewalks, shoulders and pedestrian overpasses, underpasses *everywhere* on all roads. 🇺🇸
🇺🇸America can't be standing around at a cross walk, and neither should runners.🇺🇸
Serious Runner 2024 MAF
Hi from the UK. What's health insurance?
As a serious runner I think our country's politics are beneath you 😂
Make America Fast!!! Even though I'm really slow.
Not sure how the BAA feels about this
Loved it ❤
Got my vote
MAF is the way forward for all Patriots 🤩…. Or is it MAFA?
Love this -- will put this in my notes for the debate
I would vote for you over Trump every day of the week!
9 times per week!
looks good to me.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👏👏👏👏😂
Kipchoge for VP! PS for free medical care simply emigrate to the UK. You know it makes sense 🙂 NHS 4Evr
What about fast 5k or 10k times for serious runners who don't do marathons?
we're going to be a big-tent party
The line should be "et's Make America Fast ... Again". Unless you want to "Make America Fast ", but then I don't want to vote for a Maffetone follower. But, I'll vote for you just because you know what is DARPA. I am surprised that you aren't also providing supershoes for the masses.
was America ever fast? This is a MAF method that will work!
Do people not know what DARPA is?
Have you got your endorsement from Eliud yet?
I'm sure it's coming any day now... along with a nice check from tracksmith
classic
some of them are not had idearos
Your forgot thé link to the donation site, and the 25.000 € meal ticket at fast-a-let-go !(Only for sub 3 marathoners)