5:38 Flows so naturally it looks straight out of a movie. Why does your dialogue work so perfectly 😂😂😂 I would pay to see you in a Star Wars film as a character.
I keep saying ILMXlab should make a more in depth and open world Star Wars game in VR. Not enough Ambition though. Too bad Ubisoft won’t partner with them to bring full VR support to their upcoming Star Wars project.
As an explanation for anyone who didn’t understand, when Vader asked to open the object, that was a holocron. Only people with the Force can open them, so Vader knew that the player could use the force.
Actually, just correcting, it’s due to his bloodline of the Corvax which the player is a descendant of, the artifacts and objects can only be controlled by a desendant of the corvax bloodline
The way Crusty's behavior fascinates me is quite surprising, Now I want a Star Wars protagonist who's basically the chosen one except he's a bit of a nuthead
I clicked cause of the thumbnail and had no intentions of watching the whole video but it was so damn entertaining , so I kept watching, this was amazing 👌🏻
Never underestimate the *power* of a squirrel. The BBC has two documentary videos about squirrels, named "Daylight Robbery" & "Daylight Robbery 2...Watch those & you'll never again see squirrels in the same light. Be afraid...Be very afraid.
Crusty is probably the best candidate for being Darth Vader's Apprentice. I mean, look at his portfolio! I still haven't forgotten that thing he did with the spinny lightsaber slashing that guy a dozen times then stabbing him in the head. Peak Sith potential, I tell yah
From everything that I have seen in canon Star Wars movies and novels...Darth Vader suffers no fools! I am sorry "Crusty", but I do believe that as far as it concerns Darth Vader properly portrayed; you are deadman walking. Nothing personal.
This was my first proper VR experience, it made me want a full-length SW VR game so much... I hope the overlords at Disney realize there's a pretty decent audience for it already, and releasing one at this point would even attract new headset buyers.
90-degree FoV is not a full VR experience. More like half of a VR experience. People need to stop buying those bottom-of-the-barrel headsets! Christ in 2013 for the first generation of consumer VR sets, a 90-degree FoV headset was reasonable as part of the developmental _cycle-of-progess._ We are generation cycles later, there's no excuse for consumer headsets to be stuck in the same place they were on day one.
I did not expect star wars can be this entertaining. I did nothing but laugh. He'll play real good in the movies. Man, sign this guy up. His characteristics is on point.
"All right. Hyperdrive controls are active." "Hyperdrive contr-" "Make the jump to lightspeed." "Oh no you didn ho ho ho... You know what? Don't mind if I do. HYPERDRIVE IN THREE, TWO-" "Push that handle on your-" "Okay! I'm pushing the- (BLINK) There it is!"
I love how your commentary is sounds like you’re actually in there talking to them 😂😂😂😂 and I’m just like imagine if someone actually was saying that stuff in the movies
I don't know why I was recommended this, but honestly I'm so glad. You're going places man, first impression I would've imagined you having at least a million subs. Crazy.
His witty sense of humor, off of the top of his head, reminds me of how i play VR when I wanna make people laugh, just a different accents and slightly different way of using sarcasm lol
"I don't wanna ask, but where were you hiding that?" Crusty sniffs it. *ALARM* "WHAT DID YOU DO?" Uhhhh, I triggered friendship. This game looked bloody brilliant and it was a treat seeing your antics fused into more single player stuffs!
I think my favorite part is how the enemies are defeated with lazy up and down waggles. He's blocking attacks with the saber like a badass, then kills enemies with all the gravitas of the limp-wristed hand wiggle when you burn your finger.
Lol! Swanky is officially the voiceover apprentice of the Sith Lord Vader. How will it end!? This was awesome! And commentary couldn't have been better. I agree with others, you fit right in.
I know Vader doesn't look as intimidating in this video in his introduction. But from someone who's played it and had this giga chad Right up close. He fricking towers over you.
It’s funny that he acts and sounds like he’s completely at home in the Star Wars universe.
How he does his commentary reminds me of peter Parker 😂😂
@@Huh11_11 right!?
You mean a galaxy far far away.
not really
His fit to be in star wars
5:38 Flows so naturally it looks straight out of a movie. Why does your dialogue work so perfectly 😂😂😂 I would pay to see you in a Star Wars film as a character.
We all would
😂
he probably tried 200 times
I agree😂
Yaaaasss😂🤙🏽
Damn. Captain Jack Sparrow in his natural environment.
I thought that natural environment for Jack Sparrow was sea not space
@@piotrwisniewski70 so are you kidding or do you really not know what they mean
@@spacemarine1890 first option
@@piotrwisniewski70 Phew, I was worried that you were denser than a neutron star. :)
@@-championofrome-5303 I'm not sure is that was supposed to be an insult or no. But I think not
A mix of Tom Holland and Johnny Depp as a Star Wars Character
Rick
I love it! That’s what it sounds like!
Ooop
With maybe some Ryan Reynolds
I've been wandering why is this so unfunny. Now I know.
An open-galaxy multiplayer version of this would be the best ever ngl
That would be SO cool!
SWTOR VR
This would be very much possible if star citizen get up fully and massively. Only just got to change to star wars theme then
@@ricardobrands9736 does what for honor does and during the month of may give lightsabers or some
I keep saying ILMXlab should make a more in depth and open world Star Wars game in VR. Not enough Ambition though. Too bad Ubisoft won’t partner with them to bring full VR support to their upcoming Star Wars project.
"This is a Rubik's cube? Can you not do it?" - I died laughing XD
FUCKING A! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂
I was just about to comment this 🔥😂
xD
If this was a line in SW ... it were a Han Solo one ... taken nothing serious at all ! XD ROFL !!!
8:53 "it can't get worse than this" ... "well I don't know have you ever seen a squirrel....." I really want to know where he was going with this😂
The best part is he liked your comment and didn’t follow up on it😂
"A task on which you will undoubtedly fail."
"I'm not good at living up to expectations."
I died 😆
*Darth Vader Enters Room*
Nobody:
Jack Sparrow: "Have I threatened you before?"
It is CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Captain Jack Sparrow
Oop
Me: Sweet Force so help me I don’t wanna die
Damn, I didn't realize I'd get this many likes seven months later!
*Sass Bot:* "It cant be worse than this right!?"
*Jack Sparrow:* "I dont know have you ever seen a squirrel?"
As an explanation for anyone who didn’t understand, when Vader asked to open the object, that was a holocron. Only people with the Force can open them, so Vader knew that the player could use the force.
Oh right thanks!
Actually, just correcting, it’s due to his bloodline of the Corvax which the player is a descendant of, the artifacts and objects can only be controlled by a desendant of the corvax bloodline
Soomeone's Productions Oh oof. Well he had the force, but I guess you’re right
@@someoneBored089 oohhhhhhhh
“What is this a rubix cube? Can you not do it?” 😂😂😂
DARTH VADER ENTERS THE ROOM IN AN INTIMIDATING FASHION
Crusty: "I was wondering if I could have breakfast"
I was hungry
@@IAmCrusty too bad Vader has to wait to eat, with that mask of his.
@@c0zn1c I don't know how to respond to that.
IAmCrusty u we’re hungry? I didn’t care at the time buddy. It’s been 3 months since we met and u still haunt my dreams
@@Rise_Xehn lol
“What is the empire doing on ...”
“I Don’t care. I respect them! ..” 😆
The way Crusty's behavior fascinates me is quite surprising,
Now I want a Star Wars protagonist who's basically the chosen one except he's a bit of a nuthead
Literrally the description of the Sith Inquisitor in StarWars The Old Republic: _"Basically the chosen one, except he's a bit of a nuthead"_
technically Darth Vader IS a nuthead
If only Disney didnt fire Johnny Depp...
I clicked cause of the thumbnail and had no intentions of watching the whole video but it was so damn entertaining , so I kept watching, this was amazing 👌🏻
Thanks, bud! Glad you enjoyed it.
Same here I was laughing the whole time and just picturing Jack Sparrow as the characters image lol
Me too
Chris Pratt, Tom Holland and Jack Sparrow all in one.
Or like a Tom Holland version of Fat Thor
Yeah, except those characters actually shut up every once in a while
@YufkaMitAlles UndKäse I find it rather entertaining.
@@m.c.l.a_studios yes
@@luketurley6099 kinda made it better, stop hating
"will we just stay there and wait for me to die?!"
sassbot: *yes*
10:50
i don't know why i accidentally read that as "assbot"
I searched for this comment. Glad it didn't take me long to find it.
@@freudsthirdcousin1913 tbh idk
2:40 what a missed opportunity for exactly quoting Jack Sparrow’s phrase “stop blowing holes in my ship!”
😂
All this about Crusty being Jack Sparrow is just fanfiction. He's not Jack Sparrow.
@@skjaldulfr Well arent you just a ball of fun?
Or Michael's "STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY MOUSE"
@@skjaldulfr well obviously not, he's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow... The first bit's important why does everybody forget....
Crusty's character and the robot interact like they are both scripted i love it
Now I want Johny Depp in a Star wars movie. (Crusty it's your fault.)
There are space pirates
Seriously. Lets get a greedy shit talking sith lord haha
@James Gravil Star Pirates
And I want bane in cobra Kai guess no one gets what they want
Crusty needs to meet Hando.
“Maybe he just needs a bit of a cuddle!”
Yea sure. Go hug Darth Vader.
@@medievalgirl002 that would piss him off even more.
10:47 “were you gonna wait for me to die?”
“Yes.”
The droid is a villain!
I heard that too lol, and i died laughing bc i dont think he meant for that dialogue lol
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LMAO 🤣 🤣
6:53 "can you feel pain? Would you like to?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Crusty in blades and Sorcery: Kills every star wars character
Crusty in vader immortal: ''OH God he's intimidating''
Loudspeakers: all personnel alert. Prisoners have escaped.
Crusty (escaping): No we haven’t.
Yes. We watched that part Captain Obvious. Thanks for the subtitles. 🙄
Lord W You’re very welcome. 😁
Vader: “You will need the Force to survive the journey ahead.” Captain Jack Sparrow: *”Not without my effects!”*
This is the best commentary and dialog I've listened to in a while. I wish they made a character exactly like that
Found this gem in my recommended, and let me just say: I am subscribing.
Same! Haha
I can’t stop laughing 😂
@@TheRiddick82 The caloric energy. I love it.
@@purplefirefox2462 Same!
Welcome to the crust
I just love how effortless the comedy mixed with the story. You truly sounded like a character in the game, hilarious and entertaining
10:52
"Were you going to stand there & wait for me to die??"
sassbot : "yess!"
Why is Vader so damn intimidating. I can’t imagine seeing him like that in VR
I actually died
It’s horrifying haha
It's scary, but not as scary as the sorlac thing omg
honestly the first time he walked up on me i stepped back and my chest got tight...I knew it was VR but damn man
7:59 "I'm really against violence!"
Uh Crusty, buddy, I don't know how to break to ya but you have an entire channel that says otherwise. Just saying~
Shut up Meg
Crusty *is* against violence...When somebody else uses it on him first.
lu lmfao
@@iceyourburn 😂🤣🤣 "MEGGGG!" "Thhpptpt😝"
I can imagine a scene where Vader is chasing him down in his ship, while just shouts, "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"
" and guess what's inside it! The high ground, sucker! "
2:40 "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.
Colby Gill lol he sounds like captain jack sparrow 😂
Imperial Commander: Surrender control of your ship immediately. Crusty: No no no we're fine. XD
"Can't get any worse than this!" "I don't know have you ever seen a squirrel?" I agree Crusty, I agree
He talks about himself too much, if you know what I mean.
Never underestimate the *power* of a squirrel. The BBC has two documentary videos about squirrels, named "Daylight Robbery" & "Daylight Robbery 2...Watch those & you'll never again see squirrels in the same light.
Be afraid...Be very afraid.
"We're just stormtroopers but we're naked more." 😂😂
Once again you’ve made an amazing video packed with great moments. Your interactions with Sasbot were hilarious. Can’t wait for more!
6:15 Vader be like, "urge to pimp slap increasing."
“Im not scared of anything”. This makes me want to see you play some vr horror my guy
Why bother if I'm definitely not gonna be scared though? Definitely not definitely.
@@IAmCrusty In that case, how about Lovecraftian horror?
I thought this was VR horror?
The mask, breathing and armor is the epitome of the perfect villain.
Crusty is probably the best candidate for being Darth Vader's Apprentice. I mean, look at his portfolio! I still haven't forgotten that thing he did with the spinny lightsaber slashing that guy a dozen times then stabbing him in the head. Peak Sith potential, I tell yah
But he doesn't know when to stop talking lmao
Vader is STRUGGLING to not kill him
Couldn't agree mode, I have a feeling that Vader may have bitten off more then he could chew in choosing our Crusty as his new apprentice.
From everything that I have seen in canon Star Wars movies and novels...Darth Vader suffers no fools! I am sorry "Crusty", but I do believe that as far as it concerns Darth Vader properly portrayed; you are deadman walking. Nothing personal.
@@Alizudo It may come as a shock to you but Vader struggles to not kill just about anyone that he meets...
I was drinking coffee during the Rubik's cube comment....and it went straight out of my nose! Brilliant!
This was my first proper VR experience, it made me want a full-length SW VR game so much... I hope the overlords at Disney realize there's a pretty decent audience for it already, and releasing one at this point would even attract new headset buyers.
More full VR experiences the better!
90-degree FoV is not a full VR experience. More like half of a VR experience. People need to stop buying those bottom-of-the-barrel headsets!
Christ in 2013 for the first generation of consumer VR sets, a 90-degree FoV headset was reasonable as part of the developmental _cycle-of-progess._ We are generation cycles later, there's no excuse for consumer headsets to be stuck in the same place they were on day one.
Me too!!😊
6:09 you dont look that impressed....LOOK AT IT! **shoves it in vaders face** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love it!!!
Ive been watching you for a few weeks I think and im still shocked that you don't have more subs you deserve a lot more!
Thank you! :)
No kidding!? This is brilliant.
I did not expect star wars can be this entertaining. I did nothing but laugh. He'll play real good in the movies. Man, sign this guy up. His characteristics is on point.
You said the thing! You said the thing! Someone always says the thing!
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this now. It’s F**king hilarious!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
"All right. Hyperdrive controls are active."
"Hyperdrive contr-"
"Make the jump to lightspeed."
"Oh no you didn ho ho ho... You know what? Don't mind if I do. HYPERDRIVE IN THREE, TWO-"
"Push that handle on your-"
"Okay! I'm pushing the- (BLINK) There it is!"
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
Darth Vader is so amazing. Shame that there is so really not much of him in the movies. He deserves his own movie.
Why is this improvisation far better than anything sequels could offer?
10:16 "no thank you" (×3) "KILL ROBOT!!" love it, made me laugh so hard.
6:55 “would you like to” ❤️👍🏼😂
For real though, Vader looks A LOT taller in that game when you put on the headset. It’s actually a little terrifying
Seriously, he was huge and I absolutely stepped back lol
I think it also has to do with how tall you are irl, I’m a whopping 4’10 and I had to look up to look up to see him. It’s intimidating af.
And I’m five foot three inches tall OF COURSE HES TALLER THAN ME
"Where you going to stand there and let me die?"
"Yes."
Alright. I'm sold. Crusty is officially my favorite UA-camr now.
:D
SassBot “what did you do!?”
Guy “I triggered friendship, gah!!”
To everyone that will be saying "Hello there".
Ehem ehem... G E N E R A L K E N O B I
David Thor Hello There!
Hello there
Impressive, most impressive
I love how your commentary is sounds like you’re actually in there talking to them 😂😂😂😂 and I’m just like imagine if someone actually was saying that stuff in the movies
When crusty plays VR, he acts like hes 5 and i love it
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU! I’ve been looking for your channel for a while because I forgot to subscribe, I really enjoy your content
Crusty: Did you want me to die?
Droid: Yessssss
Dude this is the greatest! I am completely laughing my balls off!
that was awesome! on point commentary! laughed so hard on 12:45 that i nearly fell off my chair. definitly want to see more!
What?! That's impossible....something's pulled us out of hyperspace!"
"Nothing...is impossible, erb....robot of Pure Sass"
I don't know why I was recommended this, but honestly I'm so glad. You're going places man, first impression I would've imagined you having at least a million subs. Crazy.
Thank you! Welcome!
His witty sense of humor, off of the top of his head, reminds me of how i play VR when I wanna make people laugh, just a different accents and slightly different way of using sarcasm lol
You deserve WAY more subs, mate.
Cheers, Guy :)
13:00 wow that's the first time I've seen stormtroopers hit anything :D
This is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
I just came across this channel and oh my god, this is fucking hilarious and very relatable
"I don't wanna ask, but where were you hiding that?" Crusty sniffs it.
*ALARM* "WHAT DID YOU DO?" Uhhhh, I triggered friendship.
This game looked bloody brilliant and it was a treat seeing your antics fused into more single player stuffs!
“Were you going to watch me die”. “Yes”
This is true I actually felt kinda intimidated when I played it for the first time
I've got people saying it isn't that intimidating when they haven't played it themselves. I was impressed!
It’s is! Encountering Vader was really intense!
This was the first game I played on my friends VR and that part where Vader walks in is intimidating.
The Jack Sparrow of the Star Wars Universe.....lol "STOP SHOOTING AT MY SHIP!!!"
"Im not ver good at living up to expectations!"
I'm dying lol
“We’re you bloody gonna let me die” and she says “yessss”
Definitely my new favorite youtuber! You’re hilarious and sound like Jack Sparrow 😂😂😂
Love your stuff man. This was pure awesomeness
Glad you enjoyed it!
hello! Did you know that you can spin any weapon in the air by pressing the push away and pull closer buttons in Blade and sorcery? You should try it!
Yep!
I think my favorite part is how the enemies are defeated with lazy up and down waggles. He's blocking attacks with the saber like a badass, then kills enemies with all the gravitas of the limp-wristed hand wiggle when you burn your finger.
*Droid:* Observation. The Captain didn’t jettison the spice. He smoked it.
5:44 This is great! It is like an actual star wars comedy movie!
"You're gonna die aren't you" Hahaha best line of anything star wars, ever
This was an extremely hilarious video, I couldn't take it 🤣
7:58 "I'm really against violence!"
Also Crusty: murders a million jedi and sith in blades & sorcery
That doesn't count
It wasn't murder if they were trying to kill him
"Stop shooting my ship"
Should've been stop blowing holes in my ship.
Back-sassing Vader 😂 that’s great
The fact sassbot said yes right after he asked if sassbot was just waiting for him to die is hilarious
Crusty is a part of the Star Wars canon and you can’t change my mind
When I first played this game, I got goosebumps when Vader walked in.
Me meeting vader in the dark: You startled me! Don’t ever do that again!
Lol! Swanky is officially the voiceover apprentice of the Sith Lord Vader.
How will it end!?
This was awesome! And commentary couldn't have been better. I agree with others, you fit right in.
This channel is going to blow up and it’s gonna be awesome to see.
"They're planets.......I know stuff!" Best line in the video. Lol
Literally the most intimidating moment I've ever experienced in VR. An amazing game.
Crusty’s response? “I was wondering, could I have some breakfast?”
I know Vader doesn't look as intimidating in this video in his introduction. But from someone who's played it and had this giga chad Right up close. He fricking towers over you.