That'd be terrible, if it was for them my cousin might still be getting molested by that pill popping freak scary Gary from down the street. How else would we do population control hunters shoot dear, pharmaceutical reps kill people such is the circle of life.
I try to work phrases from it into everyday conversation, like "Don't talk to yourself" and "Don't kill me with a knife walking around Washington DC, 'cause that's where you can find me, don't stab me with a knife"
Thanks Sam, I am going to do this to the CEOs of Banks that stood in Congress and testified in front of live TV watched by millions of Americans. You really helped me out today. :)
@@isabelasuplicy2658 yes, the "shooters" never go after the people who run the country into the ditch, they only go after normal people. almost makes you wonder if the shooters are working for the people who run the country into the ditch
@@fruitshishkabob Hey unhinged incel psychopaths love Sam Hyde. We wouldn't want to encourage them to do anything drastic. That would be baaaaaaaadddddd.
This is perfect and is the type of thing anybody with self-respect who makes art should be doing. We know who the vampires are so we should say it out loud without fear.
Did anybody actually ever find out the name of the track playing at 1:01? I swear to God that if I don't find out the name of the song, I'll get myself into a self defense situation with a crowd of innocent civilians.
I wish I knew, but I can say that they've used it other shit too, so it strikes me as being a track made just for 'em. (p.s. if any of you rat bastards knows the track at 2:48 , you too shall be spared from the defensive ultraviolence)
by who? some filipino or ecuadorian cop that i would instantly push through a wall and or shoot in the head? countries like that cant arrest people my size and also, surprisingly, with my speed
sorry man, im not trying to brag either, i just want to talk some sense into you. imagine four chinese cops trying to arrest a younger john goodman with MMA and krav maga training. not happening.
Hasan Piker: "Don't kill me with a Knife! Dont knife me in the middle of the streets of Los Angeles because that's where you can Find me!! I have a Mansion in LA, and I'm usually streaming in it with the door unlocked with no security! Don't stab me with a knife!! Don't do it!!"
remember *_DO NOT_* knife Ken Lewis who is the former head of Bank of America & who also walks around the streets of Washington DC & also owns a home in Connecticut.
The guys responsible for the 2008 financial crisis never went to prison for anything. They’re walking free…out in the open…completely unguarded and unprotected…what an injustice!
@@OliveMule you better be... All my buddies got their legs blown off fighting for israel in the dessert. For what? god? oil? money? I watched them all die one by one like in halo reach just so some rich jew could get an extra dollar. ive seen things you poeple wouldnt believe
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"dont talk to yourself" so subtle yet so good
He says it so perfectly, like a person who learned that from mistakes.
Rookie mistake.
It's so good man
Its fun to talk to one's self for a true Irishman he must talk to god.
“Don’t kill me with a knife. Don’t stab me with a knife.” - Tim Heidecker
Scottsdale is working class after all. Because it's very diverse.
Handshake, A FIRM ONE!
Killing someone who's already dead inside isn't technically murder 🤷🏿♂️
3 rules for life:
1. Make yourself plain
2. Conceal your weapon
3. Don't talk to yourself
ok, MKUltra
Can't believe these rules came from Jordan Peterson
But first, go to a gas station and pick up a weapon
@@LZRD107 speaking of MKUltra...
@@LZRD107Funny voice lobster man
I'd hate if pharmaceutical CEOs got stabbed randomly that would be terrible
That'd be terrible, if it was for them my cousin might still be getting molested by that pill popping freak scary Gary from down the street. How else would we do population control hunters shoot dear, pharmaceutical reps kill people such is the circle of life.
you have to perform a violent civil war n aristocratic genocide in the millions get a few knifes n alot of smokes - miyomoto Mac knifo
A tragedy
It happened to Barry Sherman. PoS pharma CEO was super-murdered in his home. drowned the fuckhead in his pool next to his wife
please do not KILL CEOS
dude Charls is a physical genius. The way he runs and moves is so good
It’s like he is mimicking Hyde. Fuck you fucks for making me like your comedy.
yeah must suck being fat huh
So sexy to❤❤
The way he moves in “angels in the streets” is so much gooder
The overhand slash heard around the world
Thanks to this video, over 100,000 people know who Jon Corzine is, and they all have nothing but the most positive feelings for him.
I think about this skit every day. multiple times a day
I try to work phrases from it into everyday conversation, like "Don't talk to yourself" and "Don't kill me with a knife walking around Washington DC, 'cause that's where you can find me, don't stab me with a knife"
same
Thanks Sam, I am going to do this to the CEOs of Banks that stood in Congress and testified in front of live TV watched by millions of Americans. You really helped me out today. :)
too bad nobody ever does. they get the innocent grocery shoppers and schoolkids though so I guess it's all good
@@isabelasuplicy2658 yes, the "shooters" never go after the people who run the country into the ditch, they only go after normal people. almost makes you wonder if the shooters are working for the people who run the country into the ditch
in minecraft
@@grumfeldvanderspooijwanker1627No, in real life!
Ken Lewis
Chris Cox
Jon Corzine
Tim Geithner
Ben Bernanke
Untouchable
Iron-clad
Golden
Bulletproof
Godly
pure
ctrl+f "je"
Do it. In Minecraft
Thanks for the updated hits turkey
This clip aged extremely well.
Don't kill senior bank executives with a knife ok?
i'll try but i can't promise nothing
That sounds like something a senior bank executive would say
*FORMER
As if any of the pussies here would be willing to take extreme measures
@@fruitshishkabob Hey unhinged incel psychopaths love Sam Hyde. We wouldn't want to encourage them to do anything drastic. That would be baaaaaaaadddddd.
This is perfect and is the type of thing anybody with self-respect who makes art should be doing. We know who the vampires are so we should say it out loud without fear.
*hisses and flees*
oy vey
@@enochianwolf I hit translate to English and it said "vote" 🤣
Shut it down
best quote out of context "go to a gas station and pick up a weapon"
sir, I need a cigarette. Do you have a smoke?
don’t figure eight me in the face plz
Irl it's hey mane you gotta dolla
Here, catch!
@Pathetic IRL
are you sure I'm not you?
Many Lains
it's not about comedy, it's about sending the message
No I think its about comedy
@@lastname2139 no I think its about sending the message
@@nunyabiznis9598 No, i think its about comedy
@@PeachBoi_Real i think its about sending comedy a message
@@nunyabiznis9598 I was about to shit on your name but then I sounded it out
ANY DUMPSTER WILL DO
An oldie but a goodie
I’ve learned more in one week of knife school than 8 years of homosexual defense academy
You did 8 years in the Israeli army?!
Israel thanks you for spreading democracy and sexual degeneracy to Israel’s enemies
I’m dying over here 😅 Don’t bomb my war ship pls.
Yes sir diaper fetish 14th brigade of the 88th Foreskin Corp. Hoorah!
TAKE THE PLEDGE!
thats my purse, I don't know you!
gosh darn it bobby
"Don't talk to yourself"
Wow don't kill bankers guys
Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if they decide to start killing bankers. That's a quote.
And definitely don’t kill politicians.
don't even think about getting 20 good men to rush bilderberg either
@DJ Coin Laundry they fooled around. they stole trinkets.
@DJ Coin Laundry big ups to your childhood friend mazza. represent
Never been more relevant, true art
How so? Explain please
Don’t kill doctors. Please don’t do it or the boomer with myocardiits will. And that’s - that’s just horrible.
The Big Short is considered a "related video" to this lol
This one was my favorite. They're all super good but this one is my personal fav.
music in this video is fucking sick
rip Charles, greatest knife school instructor
Three six mafia so good
WE ARE SO BACK
Killing politicians? We can't can't have that. I hate that.
Please don’t gut Dan Andrews in the streets of Melbourne. Crikey!
This appears in my recommendations every day, no matter how many times I watch it. I feel strangely compelled to undertake a certain course of action.
"You'd be suprised how much power you can draw from an overhand slash"
This is useful for a Londoner. Thank you Sammir. Inshallah.
300 years from now that outfit will be inside a climate controlled glass box in a museum. It's important.
A classic! What an absolute treat!
We miss you Chuck.
you aint gonna believe this...
@@moneynigga what??
@@mmr0221 charls is back for world peace 2
@@moneynigga good, I will pay for this
Yeah you bet the jews are gonna pay for it 😂
A timeless classic
Did anybody actually ever find out the name of the track playing at 1:01? I swear to God that if I don't find out the name of the song, I'll get myself into a self defense situation with a crowd of innocent civilians.
I wish I knew, but I can say that they've used it other shit too, so it strikes me as being a track made just for 'em. (p.s. if any of you rat bastards knows the track at 2:48 , you too shall be spared from the defensive ultraviolence)
@@boneiy discarded - electricity
Darude Sandstorm
@Young you are a supreme hero
im going to blow up a bank every day until I find out
Imagine Sam doing this thinly veiled threatening shit in any other country besides this one. Instantly arrested.
Red
But I thought American cops shoot you for no reason, especially if you're an oppressed minority...
by who? some filipino or ecuadorian cop that i would instantly push through a wall and or shoot in the head? countries like that cant arrest people my size and also, surprisingly, with my speed
sorry man, im not trying to brag either, i just want to talk some sense into you. imagine four chinese cops trying to arrest a younger john goodman with MMA and krav maga training. not happening.
HydeWars Just who do you think you are, anyways?
Imagine if he did this in the US, instead replacing bankers with ju. Dens.
Still feel fuckin cool?
Hopefully chuck's return to MDE will result in a dramatic increase in one on one political violence
My favorite MDE sketch by far
“Luck casual, like this” is beyond stuck in my brain
boston strong
"Don't talk to yourself."
Oh, damn. I think that's the one I've been fucking up all these years. :/
Don't kill me. Don't kill Ken Lewis.
they were ahead of their time man
That's not a knife. That's a knife.
Ah, I see you've played knifey-knifey before.
Noif
DONT KILL THE ceo of bank of america with a KNIFE!! lol
Throwback. Remember how fun life was back then?
“Put on the mask citizen.”
This is the type of video that needs a reupload. A lot of people should see this.
Don't talk to yourself. Make sure you look casual
Hasan Piker: "Don't kill me with a Knife! Dont knife me in the middle of the streets of Los Angeles because that's where you can Find me!! I have a Mansion in LA, and I'm usually streaming in it with the door unlocked with no security! Don't stab me with a knife!! Don't do it!!"
It just gets more relevant every single day…
remember *_DO NOT_* knife Ken Lewis who is the former head of Bank of America & who also walks around the streets of Washington DC & also owns a home in Connecticut.
Agree 100%. I actually had an experience with a man who approached me on the street and i slashed him probably to death.
Grandma always said "Get your drank on, and have your shank drawn"
Given enough length all MDE skits will devolve into domestic terrorism.
I prefer to call it: domestic justiceism.
He can't keep getting away with this!! 🤣😂🤣
the perfect comedy sketch doesn't exis-
"make sure you look casual; Like this: (: "
tried this and ended up on the news... thanks bro! I never thought I'd be on TV, I'm so excited I wanna tell everybody I know!!!
I want to like this 6 million more times
That sounds like an unrealistically high number
More like 270,000 MAX
Funnier than literately anything on @Comedy Central.
every video is an instant classic. im brand new here. i just found you like a week ago despite being into this kind of comedy on youtube for years.
"Don't talk to yourself."
*CAYN'T EEM DO IT, CUH*
this isnt cutting political comedy, its stabbing
Visit and hug your local banker -B.T
I'm gonna remember this instructional video if I ever run into Ken Lewis on the street.
You'd be surprised how Much power you can draw from a downward slash
😂EVERY TIME I watch it! This video cracks me up!
The guys responsible for the 2008 financial crisis never went to prison for anything. They’re walking free…out in the open…completely unguarded and unprotected…what an injustice!
Tear da club up
I am grateful for your service
@@OliveMule you better be... All my buddies got their legs blown off fighting for israel in the dessert. For what? god? oil? money? I watched them all die one by one like in halo reach just so some rich jew could get an extra dollar. ive seen things you poeple wouldnt believe
You did your country a great service. Israel got to exist another day thanks to your and your friends' brave sacrifice.
Sam Hyde sir, and all of his beautiful friends, such as chaz and others, I thank you for all the hope and hapiness
thanks for the tips, just picked myself up a nice couple of weapons from my local gas station
They definitely don't need to redo this about Big Pharma. That would be terrible.
I come back to this video every 6 months for training
The united toilets of america
Still the most relevant political campaign of all time
Thanks, Chuck - I feel safe now.
Sneed
I can't explain why but I feel like visiting the former CEO of bank of America
Please don’t hunt the rolthschilds
I'd smoke a peanut buttery backwoods to this.
Barry Sherman got justice. Time for bank CEO's
Guys, don't kill the Rothleschild family.
THE UNITED TOILETS OF AMERICA-MERICA-MERICA-MERICA
They should add Fauci to the list.
This makes me feel like I have schizophrenia
@I Love Jews that's what the voices in my head said
Thanks Ken for the good advice
I hope you boys are prepared for when they declare boston-strong martial law, with the tanks and everything
Corzine's younger son Jeffrey died by suicide in Mexico on March 13, 2014 age 31.
Wiki
>look casual
>like this
>*casual look*
Impressionable youth checking in.
The United Toilets of America
Who's Greg Becker? I know who Tim Heidecker is, who's Greg Becker?
Knife school is back in session.
This is such a good training tool
it makes me sad to see these old videos but it makes me happy to watch sad world
One of my favorites
A fierce, underhand ROCKET, up through the chin
That is something you don't want to happen to you.
WE ARE FINALLY GETTING PAST A STAB PROOF VEST WITH THIS ONE
🗣📢📢🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 3:17
no fucking way did they use tear da club up I don't remember that part hahahahha
lmao i only just noticed sam says united GOYlets of america
s2g that music at 2:45 is the basement theme from Resident Evil: Director's Cut: DualShock version