He wasn’t just shirtless, his hair was disheveled and his expression was vacant bordering on deranged. He served as a stark contrast to the preppy and clean cut appearance of Sam’s character. His time on camera served as a metaphor for how the true nature of the proletariat is often eschewed by the bourgeoise, especially in advertisements. I know because I bought the synopsis at Ross
My sister, finishes the Boston marathon, so proud of her. Took her to a Red Sox to celebrate, the seats I got I'm telling, you wouldn't believe me about the seats I got at the Red Sox. Red Sox, Red Sox, Red Sox, game. From Boston, I like going to expensive suit places. Red Sox, Red Sox. I like going to ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS. Dave - John, look at you, you look nice! Ah thanks! Where'd you get those clothes? Ah, you know I went to ROSS? You went to ROSS? I went to ROSS, of course! I knew you looked good today! Look at those! I've been trying to get you to wear those shoes for months! My chick,she won't get with me, she won't give me any, my chick won't give me any a-quality time, quality time, my chick won't give me any quality time, I need my QT, my quality time, my chick won't give me any QT, unless I'm looking nice, and that means ROSS. You kidding me right here? New nautica kicks ok? These are funky these go with a lot of things. 30 Bucks? At ROSS? What? Whaat? Whaaaat? You s- are you kidding me right now? Whaaaaat? 30 Bucks? At ROSS? Talk about stone cold smart talk about putting the sizzle on okay when you hit that pussy she's gonna feel like she's getting shocked with a taser. Trust me bro, that pussy is gonna open like a quagmire, like a sandpit, and suck you in, and you're never gonna get out. Trust me if you go to Ross and you are wearing a Citizen watch. Tell you what, next time you're getting some-a little quality time, little QT, quality time with your chick, pull out a Citizen watch, and then just feel how wet the pussy gets. When you got a Citizen watch and you're wearing FULLROSS, trust me bro. Yeah I remember ###### she was a TIGHT little piece, okay? I remember that girl. Very fresh milkmaid skin big milky jugs she didn't know what to do with them, she was ######, oooooooueh! She was a prude, though. She wouldn't do anything, except one day I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch, FULLROSS, and I think you know what happened next. ANE. Fucking took the anus, bro. Anus. Told her not to eat anything but she still ate something and there was a turd in her ass and totally turned me off forever this perfect little cutie. She was a perfect, she was a nine point SIX, for real not exaggerating told her not to eat anything. Took her anal virginity. Citizen, ROSS, okay? She had a turd in her ass, totally RUINED it, FOREVER, totally ruined it forever, I would much rather, ROSS. ROSS, man. You think I'm wearing this to hangout? No, I don't wear this to hangout with you guys, you guys aren't important enough, I'm sorry, okay? I wear this when I'm going on a business flight okay? When I'm meeting up uhhhh with- when I'm meeting up with the big guys you know Elon Musk, uhhhh, uhhhhh, can you look up top ve- top ANE investors? Okay? Good day at work today babe, tell you what, you know Chris the guy who was bothering me about the whole CC-ing on the emails fiasco? Yeah, well, when he saw that I had gone to ROSS? Yeah well when he saw that I had just gotten back from ROSS, (you went to ROSS?) ooooooooooueeeh! (you went to ROSS) oooooooooooooooooooueeeh! Changed his tune a little bit. And the boss, uh, he said I was very sharp today so. And, uh, that BITCH, bitch, bitch. And then- And, that uh, BITCH that I hate, Lindsay. Lindsay? And also, uh, that bitch that I hate, Lindsay? She even complimented me so, good day. ROSS, so I'm telling the guy walking in there you lock eyes, he's wearing ROSS, I'm wearing ROSS. Right then I knew it was a LOCK. I know it's a LOCK. ----
@@getgle he's my hero, I want to grow up to be just like him. I'm doing tons of Chinese happy powder so I'm on my way I think. I think pregnant ladies are next.
If we get banned: We meet in the men's bathroom of the abandoned McDonald's in Post, Texas. Just knock on the door and someone will ask you who it is. Say "Teenus". You will then be asked what kind of watch you have. Say it's a Citizen Watch, from Ross. The door will open. Come prepared to leave your old life behind.
Real men don't spend "QT" with their chicks, real men find a female they like on the street an accost her until they get to plowin behind a dumpster in a burger king parking lot... you've really let me down this time, dude.
I just bumped into Guy Fieri at a funky little joint called ROSS. He was on vacation and needed some business casual wear aka FLOSS. He walked out looking as if he was going to Make America Great Again like a BOSS.
@@tekenertehee there are modded servers on sven coop that have a sound feature you can play if you type the word out in chat, and that's how I found out about Sam Hyde and his Boston Ross. One of the sounds play this part out for you, no joke. I laughed my ass off for days.
I love how he refers to an outfit composed entirely of items purchased at Ross as "Full Ross". HAHA. "Rolled up in my Citizen watch, full Ross".
Hahahahahaha. “I think you know what happened next 😏”
Citizen. ROSS.
that’s what made me look this shit up, glad to know there’re fellow connoisseurs out there
Full rune
Sams a size 13, you know what they say - big feet, big blue balls
Big purple conch
You know what they say about men with big feet...
They wear big shoes
@@mrrogers88 big shoes, bigger S O C K S
MY BALLS ARE PUUURRRRPLLEEEEE
Diaphragm size?
I love how nick’s role is just being shirtless off camera
Every Massachusetts home has a shirtless balding guy at the kitchen table.
On camera... if he was off camera you wouldn't know he was there
He wasn’t just shirtless, his hair was disheveled and his expression was vacant bordering on deranged. He served as a stark contrast to the preppy and clean cut appearance of Sam’s character. His time on camera served as a metaphor for how the true nature of the proletariat is often eschewed by the bourgeoise, especially in advertisements. I know because I bought the synopsis at Ross
@@sodacrackers6903If you don't have one you get a fine.
take your shirt off and smile, whore
My sister, finishes the Boston marathon, so proud of her. Took her to a Red Sox to celebrate, the seats I got I'm telling, you wouldn't believe me about the seats I got at the Red Sox. Red Sox, Red Sox, Red Sox, game. From Boston, I like going to expensive suit places. Red Sox, Red Sox. I like going to ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS. Dave - John, look at you, you look nice! Ah thanks! Where'd you get those clothes? Ah, you know I went to ROSS? You went to ROSS? I went to ROSS, of course! I knew you looked good today! Look at those! I've been trying to get you to wear those shoes for months! My chick,she won't get with me, she won't give me any, my chick won't give me any a-quality time, quality time, my chick won't give me any quality time, I need my QT, my quality time, my chick won't give me any QT, unless I'm looking nice, and that means ROSS. You kidding me right here? New nautica kicks ok? These are funky these go with a lot of things. 30 Bucks? At ROSS? What? Whaat? Whaaaat? You s- are you kidding me right now? Whaaaaat? 30 Bucks? At ROSS? Talk about stone cold smart talk about putting the sizzle on okay when you hit that pussy she's gonna feel like she's getting shocked with a taser. Trust me bro, that pussy is gonna open like a quagmire, like a sandpit, and suck you in, and you're never gonna get out. Trust me if you go to Ross and you are wearing a Citizen watch. Tell you what, next time you're getting some-a little quality time, little QT, quality time with your chick, pull out a Citizen watch, and then just feel how wet the pussy gets. When you got a Citizen watch and you're wearing FULLROSS, trust me bro. Yeah I remember ###### she was a TIGHT little piece, okay? I remember that girl. Very fresh milkmaid skin big milky jugs she didn't know what to do with them, she was ######, oooooooueh! She was a prude, though. She wouldn't do anything, except one day I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch, FULLROSS, and I think you know what happened next. ANE. Fucking took the anus, bro. Anus. Told her not to eat anything but she still ate something and there was a turd in her ass and totally turned me off forever this perfect little cutie. She was a perfect, she was a nine point SIX, for real not exaggerating told her not to eat anything. Took her anal virginity. Citizen, ROSS, okay? She had a turd in her ass, totally RUINED it, FOREVER, totally ruined it forever, I would much rather, ROSS. ROSS, man. You think I'm wearing this to hangout? No, I don't wear this to hangout with you guys, you guys aren't important enough, I'm sorry, okay? I wear this when I'm going on a business flight okay? When I'm meeting up uhhhh with- when I'm meeting up with the big guys you know Elon Musk, uhhhh, uhhhhh, can you look up top ve- top ANE investors? Okay? Good day at work today babe, tell you what, you know Chris the guy who was bothering me about the whole CC-ing on the emails fiasco? Yeah, well, when he saw that I had gone to ROSS? Yeah well when he saw that I had just gotten back from ROSS, (you went to ROSS?) ooooooooooueeeh! (you went to ROSS) oooooooooooooooooooueeeh! Changed his tune a little bit. And the boss, uh, he said I was very sharp today so. And, uh, that BITCH, bitch, bitch. And then- And, that uh, BITCH that I hate, Lindsay. Lindsay? And also, uh, that bitch that I hate, Lindsay? She even complimented me so, good day. ROSS, so I'm telling the guy walking in there you lock eyes, he's wearing ROSS, I'm wearing ROSS. Right then I knew it was a LOCK. I know it's a LOCK. ----
youre the hero we all deserve
I'm pretty sure Sam said butt sex instead of red sox once.
My sister finished the Boston marathon and all she got was shrapnel
@@jamesmason3687 READ SIEGE BY JAMES MASON
soup places
Using this as my audition monologue
did it work out ?
Did you get the part?
Hired
It was a LOCK. Full Ross.
This is my internal monologue.
I feel much better about shopping at Ross now that Sam has endorsed them. I also can confirm everything he said as absolute truth.
you went to Ross?
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George F(loyd)
@@getgle he's my hero, I want to grow up to be just like him. I'm doing tons of Chinese happy powder so I'm on my way I think. I think pregnant ladies are next.
All this time Ive been pulling out a fake Rolex gold painted watch when it could have been a Citizen watch.
Harvester?
this is the weirdest commercial I have ever seen
I like to think nick just woke up and found them filming in his house
The editing on this vid is god tier
Thank you, I nailed it.
My boy Jackson
Not really
It’s very surprising I think a lot of the editing on his vids are insanely good
Low key the most entertaining editing
finna get some ane
This man is PULLING us so many generations into the future with his level of comedy I have no doubt that by 2025 we will have gone full circle
full ROSS
is that good or bad? is the circle something to be celebrated? im just gonna take my prescribed zoloft and do more cocaine
just wait till his 2070 predictions are all true
@@whoever79 just snort zoloft, it's the same thing
don't forget to bleed from the nose!
the fact that the whole skit is about how he had sex with a minor makes it even more funny right?
This is better marketing for Ross than anything they could've come up with themselves
White socks with a suit jacket? Sam really is a monster.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Tell that to the children he depopulated from schoolyards
This one is my personal favorite. Classic. ANE
I love how finds the right “quality time” voice
*equality time
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dark video when you realize he isn’t joking for most of it
what's so dark about buying from Ross. Sam is the most serious human on the planet and only buys from the best stores. (Ross.)
I rolled up with a citizen watch...full ross
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He's wearing Ross, I'm wearing Ross, right then I knew it was a LOCK.
If we get banned:
We meet in the men's bathroom of the abandoned McDonald's in Post, Texas. Just knock on the door and someone will ask you who it is. Say "Teenus". You will then be asked what kind of watch you have. Say it's a Citizen Watch, from Ross. The door will open. Come prepared to leave your old life behind.
Can I bring my AK?
@@Kromsmitesyou I’m going to blow my shitty little brains out all over that stall next Tuesday at 3:47 AM
There was a guy in a dress with his mouth all over some guy's junk. Are you sure this is the right place?
ANE
Holy shit I totally forgot about this
Nicks face at the beginning golden
HE WENT TO ROSS?!?!
It seems like every week I stumble across some random 5 year old Sam Hyde video that's pure gold.
rewatched so many t imes
I bust out the Citizen watch, for when I meet the big rigs like Elon Musk LMAO. Ross.
how do you not have your own show bro
Too Soon.
RIP
ouch
lol
It still hurts
TRUST ME BRO this is probably my favorite thing Sam ever did
didnt sematary block juju because he was hanging out with sam's buddies and called him an alt righter
@@sotysowickabrzezinski4761 sem is a f@g, haunted mound already fell off
Real men don't spend "QT" with their chicks, real men find a female they like on the street an accost her until they get to plowin behind a dumpster in a burger king parking lot... you've really let me down this time, dude.
Wooooowooooo Rape Train! All aboard!!! 🚂🚨🚨🚨
Discipline Daddy just do it at night, below a bridge with a saxophone artist playing on it. That ain’t rape
@@racheldolezal738 Real men don't go after a chick if her age isn't on the clock
top g up here, sending mony to andy t
$$$++
He brought a knife to school - I told him he was lookin sharp
Excuse me, are those Ross jeans that you're wearing?
Uh no that’s a Citizen watch.
R.I.P Christopher damn forgot about him right in the feels
Can't corner the Dorner
I love that I can look at the decor and know that Nick was living in this house.
I was literally just thinking that on my re-viewing of this. All the antiques and prints on the walls. The lamps. The mid century couch.
@@tylerjackson7531 @1:49 Look at the little glass table for the center of the couch and tell me that's not Nick.
Thats not nick@@ZDson3112
i enjoy eating expensive chowder.
this is literally my favorite video
this is the best commercial for ROSS ever
Is this the mass executioner sam hyde?
Sam "6 million more"Hyde thats right
@@scouttrooperhh-1487 Sam "shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself" Hyde.
Sam "More like 280,000" Hyde
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5:11 Funny to see the amusement with the word LOCK still there years later, in the car video about naming his son LOCK
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I went to ross for the first time and bought 2 shirts after watching this (ironically? not sure). if anything advertisers should Sam.
yeah they should sam
9 point.....SIIIIX!
For real
Slip Amo not exaggerating
It's 2020. Shit still tracks
GOD this was good, JACKSON WALLIS is the best editor on the team
Fishtank fans, remember when Josie said she goes to Ross every other day?
Man, that sound at the start gives me severe nostalgia
Ross
Citizen Watch
Ane
this is probably the best video on the internet of all time
that Dota Razor Static Link sound
the viper ult too lol
totally ruined it forever. I would much rather Ross
My name is Riley Ross, and I grew up near Boston.
This video was made for me.
I just bumped into Guy Fieri at a funky little joint called ROSS. He was on vacation and needed some business casual wear aka FLOSS. He walked out looking as if he was going to Make America Great Again like a BOSS.
Goin’ Full Ross. Nick’s HOT LITTLE SLICEY.
Best part is when he gets half way out the door and just changes his mind
Yeah I'll wear my Omega to McDonalds, when it's date night, C I T I Z E N W A T C H
Can you look up top ANE investors?
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Dammmmn, how did I forget this CLASSIC?
Fire Ross dripp! Much love from providence Rhode Island!!
Boston bombing and Chris Dorner comedy is so underrated
What's the connection with Ross and Dorner, and all the other newspaper clippings?
He went to R O S S
Ane Ane Ane
Blue velvet poster is awesome. Ross lovers love Dave Lynch.
Explains alot
@@entertainme7523 David Lynch is a wild man 💯
6 years later I still come back to see how wet the p gets.. it’s still a lock
[FULL ROSS]
I learned about this through my time playing Sven-Coop
How?
@@tekenertehee there are modded servers on sven coop that have a sound feature you can play if you type the word out in chat, and that's how I found out about Sam Hyde and his Boston Ross. One of the sounds play this part out for you, no joke. I laughed my ass off for days.
Fuck i miss Sven Coop. Based.
I’m proud to say that this is the video that introduced me to Sammy boy many a year ago.
3:16 the way the camera man bumps him with the camera lmfaoaoaoa
i watch this weekly
im always wearing FULL ROSS
asain mother asmr "You play too much Dota." (crush500_e01: The Jenkem Sequence)
1:51 Razor's Static Link, 2:20 Viper's Viper Strike.
yessirrrrrrr
I’m pretty sure Dota uses a ton of stock sounds for their characters. They may just have the same stock sound database
This is one of the best videos on youjizz
Josie goes to Ross
Why do I keep coming back here
nick is perfect in this. looking not good but gives that smile.
holy shit was that Razer from Dota 2 on that electricity? holy shit
I love when Nick plays the gf
Citizen R O S S
The Boston bomber getting ready for his Rolling Stone cover shoot
My name is Austin Ross and I approve of Boston Ross.
Nice WiiPlay alien abduction sound effect at 1:42
This reminds me of one of those nightmares where you're just along for the ride with no control.
The Razor sound effects from Dota 2 are hilarious
Also Venomancers poison nova on the ear zoom lmfao
So im telling the guy, im walking in there...we lock eyes. He's wearing ross , I'M wearing ross. Right then i knew it was a lock
*Idubbbz* shouldn't have went to
✨🎇✨ *R O S S* ✨🎇✨
on that _fateful_ day....
2:44 - 2:54 when everyone in Misfire's sven coop server starts spamming "fullross"
yeah same. I fullross it all the way when I can on servers that fully support the fullross movement.
Shit i came here to see this
please give me babies
You gotta give him some quality time first
Pretty homophobic if u ask me.
Lol it's that ugly fat redhead
Ah the classics.
This is the best advertisement ever made
Ross's superbowl commercial.
Cutie wont give em QT
damn, that Golem poster in the background…
I'm a size 13 too! Love commenting on 3 year old videos
He's wearing Ross, I'm wearing ross. Right then I knew it was a LOCK
I can’t believe I never noticed all the blue velvet shit before..if the moldy ear wasn’t a giveaway haha
Probably the best part is that until seeing this video I thought there weren't Ross stores in Massachusetts
Citizen watch, full ross.
TIGHT little piece
sometimes I laugh at these skits and still don't understand why I'm laughing. plz explain
Sam looks like he wants to spend 6 hours telling me about essential oils.
He looks like he wants to spend 6 hours telling us about Ross.
It’s sad but one of my favourite things about visiting America was Ross, I got major drip 💧 for less