Every MAN wishes that his last moments alive are a struggling battle against a foe. To die with boots on and a weapon clutched. To die an honorable death in battle.
Been there done that. Then I crawled out of the fetid sewer's shit, and marched to EVAC in borrowed boots, since I was wearing *NOTHING* intact anymore. But that was one less jizzlamic "orphanage" trafficking kids to mucklem brothels. It was *worth* the sunburn and chemical shower. Now here I am almost 30 years later, retired, and we've replaced one pseudo-orphanage with the state of Minnesota, and the entire FUCKING state department! Then placed the EnSniffer & Queef in charge of the whole operation, and are trying to use weaponized communism to make sure it metastasizes to the other 48 (Commiefornia is already lost). I'm an old broken soldier. I don't want to have to add more faces to my nightly nightmare gallery, but the oath of service had no expiration date. And better faces...than the screams.
NEVER underestimate a man who has grown old in a profession that most die young in. SIMPER FI MAC!
SEMPA not Simper.
My boi was getting to Valhalla full stop.
Never underestimate a soldier that knows they're gonna die.
An old soldier is never to be underestimated
true dat
Never. Youth and cunning are no match for age and treachery. A 40yo in a job where 30 is old and men die at 21, he is old for a reason so beware hehe
The grass grows greener that day.
Fear not the man that has practiced with a thousand weapons, but the man that has mastered the few he needs.
A death worth dying beats the hell out of death by cancer.
I love the interactions between old man and cat person, it’s just adorable
The algorithm has recommended me this story five times from three different people and I have listened to it every time. Just a wonderful story
glad you enjoy
He decides to go out the way he came in- kicking and screaming.
yarp
Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.
Every MAN wishes that his last moments alive are a struggling battle against a foe. To die with boots on and a weapon clutched. To die an honorable death in battle.
Yes. A Deathbed surrounded by Family is for the Womenfolk. Do not go gentle.
Been there done that. Then I crawled out of the fetid sewer's shit, and marched to EVAC in borrowed boots, since I was wearing *NOTHING* intact anymore.
But that was one less jizzlamic "orphanage" trafficking kids to mucklem brothels. It was *worth* the sunburn and chemical shower.
Now here I am almost 30 years later, retired, and we've replaced one pseudo-orphanage with the state of Minnesota, and the entire FUCKING state department! Then placed the EnSniffer & Queef in charge of the whole operation, and are trying to use weaponized communism to make sure it metastasizes to the other 48 (Commiefornia is already lost).
I'm an old broken soldier. I don't want to have to add more faces to my nightly nightmare gallery, but the oath of service had no expiration date. And better faces...than the screams.
An old soldier with nothing to lose is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.
As an old soldier I can think of no better way to make the trip to Valhalla then just like this.
The Ole saying "there are bold soldiers, there are old soldiers but there are no bold old soldiers"
"Meow Mix" made me lose my shit. S+
:)
You made them pay for it old timer... Valhalla awaits.
indeed
Great tale, for the algorith & for the old soldier!
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Got to say really like the thumbnails awesome scifi scenes dude.
glad you like
May the algorithm carry the soldier to Valhalla.
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HFY stories often talk about human honor.
This right here is a fine example of human honor.
Old soldiers “die hard”, don’t they
yup
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
This is very good. I believe the algorithm is pleased.
Glad you enjoyed.
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"Fear the man with a thousand quotes quoted a thousand times." -Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, & Abraham Lincoln probably.
Fear the old man doing the young mans job.
yup
Valhalla opens its doors wide and accepts another honored warrior to its tables.
Most don't get to choose their deaths. He did.
Reminds me a bit of the movie "Gran Torino" (actor: Clint Eastwood).
For the algorithm and beyond!
yarp
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That was good.
Algorithm be pleased.
hail the algorithm
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Sail for the algorithm
keeper going
kept going
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Thank you for the reading
A great one
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May Travis Rest In Peace
@@davedave8986 Kicking ass in the afterlife
RIP Travis For the Algorithm
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Did it work?
It did , thank you very much
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
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Rip Travis
yup
Like for the Like-God
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Subs for the Sub-Throne
Meow Mix LOL
You always make them pay
For the Forkin algorithm!!!!
for the sporking algorithm
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Spoooooooooooon!
Til Valhalla
Bob the dragon
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Cancer still around?
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To please the algorithm is all
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