You boys keep forgetting hes still green, theo a true vet with it. Brendan is a great dude especially to theo. I just have to respect him because he's bringing up dudes with him. Look at his shows. David Lucas got a few shows, lacey has been with him every week.
Keep hating from your phone. People hate seeing other people succeed 🤣 Have you seen Brendan's wife? House? Car? Friends? Lol keep hating from your iphone 🤣
You know what I love the most about Theo? Is the fact that he says the almost absolutely random things, but they always make sense and you can always get his meaning. God I’d love to go on a snow binge with him 😂
Mike Tyson’s moment was the most wholesome, there’s just so much growth with the way he laughs at himself going “Tom, what was I thinkin’?” 😂 love that shit
@Ben Kenobi thanks bro you’re a genius. Nobody had a clue what he was saying until you commented. So glad you grew up to be that guy, so we didn’t all have to be lost in life.
I will never get over the look on Jory Diaz’s face when he said the cheerleaders were crying over his flavor-changing fart. He’s so happy about the power of that flatulence man
That "mushroom hide and go seek" thing is actually hilarious, cuz psychedelics can really fuck with your sense of time. You could be stuck for hours in a closet or something. Lol. Then again, it usually works the other way, where time seems to pass a lot a lot more quickly than it really does, so you could be hiding for 10 minutes, and when you sort of "check back in with yourself", you'll think an hour or two has gone by.
Usually uppers will speed up time and psychedelics will slow it down when you start having an unpleasant time. Besides that psychedelics usually make time feel very odd like a dream
@@N1GHTWOLF1 agreed, most stories seem extremely exaggerated, and he seems to just force swearing into his sentences, big ol stereotype. Plus how many hot chicks could this collapsed lung of human get with, like mans is a literal ashtray
Elon: There's nothing I could do to stop people from buying this flame thrower Me: You could not make it, then they can't buy it Elon: Nothing I could do
I wonder how many views he lost moving to Spotify. Sometimes it takes twice the time to watch a episode because their video player crashes every 15 minutes..
It never gets old watching anything that you guys have ever done you guys are literally my best friends in my mind lol and when Theo talked about playing hide-and-seek the 1st time I heard it I cried and fell to the ground almost pissed my pants laughing so hard because I used to play this game with my kids and I never went to find them lol
God I cannot put into words how much I love the Cheek Clappers Podcast. They're just so elegant and powerful. Listening to Cheek Clappers is like listening to the language of god.
My name is Cotton Jelgwin. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Istanbul, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I have no issues getting dates, however I try to explain that I’m a person who wishes to listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast daily. I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, whenever I explain that I’m listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast, I lose my chance with my date. If I were forced to kiss their feet, I would. This is why I can’t get a girlfriend.
@@that1guy899 yeah but then you watch him in most of his stories remember the smallest details just proves he actually does just have the ability to recall things very well
“Blue cheese with wings or go fuck yer mutha” Didn’t see that level of escalation coming 😂 (and neither did Rogan seemingly, judging by his reaction😆👍🏻)
PART 2 !!!!
ua-cam.com/video/YPBf314nFqE/v-deo.html
Legendary clips bro🤣🤣🤣
@@joshuastevens2186 is going on the funeral today so we will have a funeral to go with us on the weekend and then go back to the house for the day
Ranch is for uneducated noobz, blue cheese is where is at...straight up
disgusting humor
She got me in a head lock and shot me with the pen
“Your knuckles would scrape on the ground” is such a good line I can’t believe he didn’t write it
He said it to shaq too, dunno which came first
@@modest123 pretty sure Jeff Ross said it to Shaq at a roast.
@@mikestaebell2015 he ripped off Jeff ross
@@kenesealo7982 not really a ripoff
Willy is my word, for life , don't anyone use
The way Steve-o says “because one was a skate park” with a straight face will forever be hilarious 😂
What are the other three apartments for 🤣
He's changing flavours, one of the best JRE moments ever.
Thats gotta be one of the top 5 funniest moments ever LMAAO
I just had to walk out of my office with tears rolling I was laughing so hard at that.
The cheerleaders were crying 😂😂😂
That and “it’s blu cheese with wings or go F ya motha”
Stamp?
Joe Rogan has that contagious dad laugh that gets you cracking up even harder.
Sounds fake to me, but who knows could be legit
The funniest thing Brendan Schaub has ever said is something that Theo said
Was just about to comment this lol. Stealing his jokes on KATS and Joe's podcast
You boys keep forgetting hes still green, theo a true vet with it. Brendan is a great dude especially to theo. I just have to respect him because he's bringing up dudes with him. Look at his shows. David Lucas got a few shows, lacey has been with him every week.
@@SUPREMEx93 he’s still green? The guy has specials and headlines shows. Go shit in your hat
Keep hating from your phone. People hate seeing other people succeed 🤣 Have you seen Brendan's wife? House? Car? Friends? Lol keep hating from your iphone 🤣
@@BrandonTheDon21 I haven’t seen any of those things. I’m sure it’s all really cool
"Nobody loves the Bible more than me"
That gets me fuckin rollin EVERY TIME 🤣🤣🤣
I like Trump but I never watched his rallys or speeches bc he's just ridiculous sometimes 😅🤦♀️
“Nobody is more pro Israel than me!” 😂
Me too, that’s when I lost it
Joey Diaz still takes the cake. That ranch bit still makes me laugh years later.
"Its either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mutha " one of the best quotes ever 🤣😂😁😁😎
“Yeah that’s good if you’re a hillbilly and ya like the taste of ass in your mouth” IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣 Joey is so funny
I fuckin hate ranch too so that bit is great lmao
It's hilarious that Joey talks down about the taste of ass in your mouth, but constantly talks about himself eating ass.
@@Prozach45 FUCKING FORREAL THOUGH!!!😂😂😂
You know what I love the most about Theo? Is the fact that he says the almost absolutely random things, but they always make sense and you can always get his meaning. God I’d love to go on a snow binge with him 😂
Omg, snowing with Theo von would be the greatest and possibly the worst thing to ever happen to you….
“He better wash his hands” 😂😂😂😂
Theres no1 better than theo
First time this year i've cried from laughing!
Damn, always love Mike's innocent "What was going through my mind?"
Of course Theo and Joey Diaz are going to be on any list of Rogan's funniest moments
Whats great is his laugh is genuine with them...
If there is a funniest podcast moment compilation and theo and Joey aren’t on it it’s a bullshit list
@@chodeguy9963 preach it guy! 👌
Don’t forget Bill Burr
@@that1guy899 thanks guy
Brendan's so happy he made Joe laugh with theo's joke.
Mike Tyson’s moment was the most wholesome, there’s just so much growth with the way he laughs at himself going “Tom, what was I thinkin’?” 😂 love that shit
4:45 ...I laughed so hard that here it's 3-45 in the am and I woke my whole family up by laughing 😂😂😂
Trying to avoid another time stamp
@Tom Van Loenen actually that way of typing time (accidentally) fits the video 🤣 its so off its kinda funny
“Ya knuckles would scrap on the ground.”
Even with the extra two inches
Bill Burr is just great
@Ben Kenobi thanks bro you’re a genius. Nobody had a clue what he was saying until you commented. So glad you grew up to be that guy, so we didn’t all have to be lost in life.
Quickest funniest joke on here
I will never get over the look on Jory Diaz’s face when he said the cheerleaders were crying over his flavor-changing fart. He’s so happy about the power of that flatulence man
I want joe Rogans laugh to be my alarm sound
Yes!
you can actually do that 🤣
@@hawkri30 how tell me
kind of gay tbh
So that you wake up laughing first thing in the morning , oyeah XD
Man, I was taking this video as a Real Challenge until that "he's literally changing flavors" came up and had me dying by laughing 😂😂😂
"Gimmi the stick and the dog" is brilliant
OH, no question! At first I was wondering if he meant a stick stuck in his dick hydraulic thingy
That "mushroom hide and go seek" thing is actually hilarious, cuz psychedelics can really fuck with your sense of time. You could be stuck for hours in a closet or something. Lol. Then again, it usually works the other way, where time seems to pass a lot a lot more quickly than it really does, so you could be hiding for 10 minutes, and when you sort of "check back in with yourself", you'll think an hour or two has gone by.
Usually uppers will speed up time and psychedelics will slow it down when you start having an unpleasant time. Besides that psychedelics usually make time feel very odd like a dream
Yeah. Especially if you didn't know you had ingested them.
You could just get lost in the forest for hours.
When dude said your knuckles would scrape on the ground I laughed so hard my job drug tested me
dumbest joke i ever heard
That's my favourite high on laugh scale phrase lol. Thank you
Bill Burr 😮
That’s bill burrs genius. So quick and hilarious
6:50 never heard someone deliver “throw the fuck up” like that. perfection
God bless Joe Rogan’s laugh...it’s more infectious than any of these jokes...
Watch Ksi he has an infectious laugh
@@ShikariKrunker YOU AINT JOKING😂😂 I love his try not to laugh videos, and HIS LAUGH is ALWAYS, the cause of me laughing lmaoo
@@bsbgk683 ikr 😂😂
Idk Theo's koala story is pretty hilarious 😂
That shit makes me laugh harder
“He’s changing flavors” 😂😂😂😂
The deaf jack Russell joke is hilarious
For real just incredible 🤣🤣
The "changing flavors" part, got me so dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joey Diaz changing fart flavors had me rolling.
Bill burr is just comedy gold everything he does is absolutely hilarious mans got talent same with Joey Diaz living legends
New Yorkers are different gravy
@@WishMount Boston
Nah. After I found out who and why he married and how much he changed after that relationship he went spiralling down. He's more and more liberal now.
Burr is a liberal cuck
For their chemistry, D'elia and Callen are amusing to me. However, Joey Diaz is hands down the funniest person that's ever been on Rogan.
Hot take, Joey Diaz isn't funny at all
Theo Von.
@@N1GHTWOLF1 hot take is different, than not having an ounce of humor... dude is easily one of the funniest guys in comedy!
@@N1GHTWOLF1 agreed, most stories seem extremely exaggerated, and he seems to just force swearing into his sentences, big ol stereotype. Plus how many hot chicks could this collapsed lung of human get with, like mans is a literal ashtray
@@N1GHTWOLF1 If that's what you think, then you don't know what comedy is.
I wish I could spend a weekend with Joe Rogan. I definitely could not keep up with his work out routine but it would be worth it lol
“Hide in another dimension”😂😂😂
I love how Joe Rogan laughs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mental, hilarious and infectious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Brendan is adorable. Anytime he makes joe laugh he is so proud of himself.
And it’s not even his joke lol
@@Rafaeldecarvalho1 lol
Just saying, you would be too if you had Joe fuckin Rogan cracking up
@@maclanphear3487 totally
He gets the sympathy laugh..
"give me the stick and the dog" 🤣😂 is way too accurate. We all agree.
The way Joe Rogan leans back and roars at the "One was a skatepark" just absolutely kills me.
12:16 the way Steve-O laughs after he tells one of his apartments was a skate park LOL!
Elon: I told them to not buy them, it was a terrible idea.
Joe: how many did you make?
Elon: 20,000.
Yeah, it’s a terrible idea.. 🤣 I searched UA-cam and found the video of Elon with his flame thrower badass!
ua-cam.com/video/BKDybVqc-oQ/v-deo.html
If Elon was funnier he would have quickly fire back with a reasonably fake high number like 10M just to see the reaction.
@@threezysworld8089 Elon is funny just not in that way lol.
4:11 Every guy completely understands/agrees
Elon: There's nothing I could do to stop people from buying this flame thrower
Me: You could not make it, then they can't buy it
Elon: Nothing I could do
It's called how to make sure you sell Every flamethrower you made.
Hey he said not to buy it he did all he could this had to be made
Humanity needs better ways to end itself
20,000
@@mcrzombie123 hey there’s more than 20’000 but plugs and I have yet to buy one....stealing them is a whole nother thing
😂😂😂😂😂OH LORD!!! A conversation with Joe Rogan will ALWAYS be different and VERY fun😂
"Why would you rent 4 apartments?"....."One was a skatepark" 😂😂😂
Power move lol
Lmao he didn’t let Theo get into the details which is a sin
I want to know what the other 3 apartments were for
Lengendary
@@daking414 That was Steve-o
Joes laugh is contagious
The changing flavors episode will forever be my favorite JRE episode
“Oh my god he’s changing flavors” I lost it lol. Hardest I’ve laughed in so long 😂
"He's changing flavors" is my favorite, Coco Diaz has given me a new language
I never realised Trump was such a humble guy. "Nobody is more humble than I am," said Donald Trump.
Lmao Diaz's farts were so bad they made the cheerleaders cry!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 lmaaoooo
Half of this is just Joe being blazed as fuck and cackling at mildly funny shit lol
“ give me the fucking stick and the dog “ 😂😂😂😂😂 facts 💯
I love the Jim Norton bit... That is my sense of humor irl... Making other people uncomfortable makes me laugh to no end
Joey Diaz and Theo are the most hilarious people on this planet bro they got me crying every time
When it clicks in Joe's head when Theo says 'cause once he goes you can't get him back' 😂 unmatched
No moment will beat the “if apes were everywhere” moment 🤣🤣🤣
Weed has probably kept me alive and sane.
Amen
Bill burr the greatest to ever do it, hes like that guy who just adds to everything, would love to have him always in my posse
LOVE it when Joe pokes at Burr until he goes off on a rant!
I miss the old JRE days Spotify just ain't the same.
Truth
Less weed in Texas ?
@@davidsuraci8067 Im sure he has access to all the weed he could need
I wonder how many views he lost moving to Spotify. Sometimes it takes twice the time to watch a episode because their video player crashes every 15 minutes..
@@bubbeN999 it always works just fine for me... May be it's just an operator error! 🤷
I love to see and hear Joe laughing
"So my stepfather, mom, babysitter, and my mom and my mom" Salute to Joe Diaz getting 3 moms in life
My fav moment on the podcast is when dude ass said that his teacher said *”HES CHANGING FLAVORS!”* when he farted in his school bus🤣🤣🤣🤣
That blue cheese bit…… he spoke the utter truth
Ranch is the shit tho
@@connorharrell3072 that depends on what you are having it with
@@connorharrell3072 yeah it is shit
Pretty sure he brought his own blue cheese when he did Hot Ones.
Think Joey was making that joke because John C. has a bit on how much he loves ranch.
Im 23 and Joey Diaz remembers more about his 5-6yr old childhood than i do 😂😂
It never gets old watching anything that you guys have ever done you guys are literally my best friends in my mind lol and when Theo talked about playing hide-and-seek the 1st time I heard it I cried and fell to the ground almost pissed my pants laughing so hard because I used to play this game with my kids and I never went to find them lol
Same as me I played it with my dad I found him 3 years later in Spain 😂😂😂true though 😂
God I cannot put into words how much I love the Cheek Clappers Podcast. They're just so elegant and powerful. Listening to Cheek Clappers is like listening to the language of god.
12:11 is one of the best moments ever
Theo calling Eddie Bravo a deaf Jack Russell will never not be funny 😂
I’m laughing so hard I just woke my husband from a dead sleep🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haaaaaaaa
“I got some things, he better wash HIS hands” 🤣🤣
Deaf jack russell love it. It’s 3 in the morning I hope I remember this line to use it some day
I need Joe's laugh as my ring tone 😂🤣💞
Couldn’t hold it when he said: his fart is changing flavours
@2:50 I started dipping my French fries in ranch...good bye ketchup and mustard.
Joe Rogan's laugh gives me life 😂😂
My name is Cotton Jelgwin. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Istanbul, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I have no issues getting dates, however I try to explain that I’m a person who wishes to listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast daily. I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, whenever I explain that I’m listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast, I lose my chance with my date. If I were forced to kiss their feet, I would. This is why I can’t get a girlfriend.
Thank God for joeys memory
Sometimes I wonder how much of his stories is just BS cuz I've never met a ex drug addict with memory like that!
@@that1guy899 yeah but then you watch him in most of his stories remember the smallest details just proves he actually does just have the ability to recall things very well
Rogan’s laugh is contagious. Once he starts, he takes people with him.
Give mushrooms then play hide and seek and not look for anyone is 500 IQ
"No question... give the fucking stick and the dog... give me the Steve Wonder glasses" got me 💀😂
3:06 THATS A PAINFUL PAINFUL LAUGH RIGHT THERE HAHA
Didn't Joey bring his own blue cheese to Hot Ones? Lmao. Dudes a legend.
Joey’s rant on ranch dressing was EPIC!!
I laughed before the video the even started “ what’s the deal with airplane peanuts”😂😂😂
3:15 Elon’s delivery. It just convinces me that he could be a comedic genius as well, if he so chose.
In a "I've read how to be funny"-kind of way :P
This didn't age well
@@poisontacoz6864 Not tryin to be a wise a$$ but, why?
Joe deserves the best.
“Blue cheese with wings or go fuck yer mutha”
Didn’t see that level of escalation coming 😂
(and neither did Rogan seemingly, judging by his reaction😆👍🏻)
"I told people, don't buy this flame thrower."
"How many did you make?"
"20,000."
😂😂😂
Gotta love the podcast so good! Wish they would make them on YT like before but I understand.
There free on Spotify tbf
@@keeronplant-keilty4605 ye, but the whole spotify is a mess.
Joe laughing at 11:20 Killed me hahahaha..... so contagious lmaoooo
I just smoked a fatty and sat down with my coffee and turned this on and spit coffee all over the living room! Absolutely!
The "hhhhhh.. HHHhhhh..... HHHHhhh!" "Eeeugh! Eeeugh!" Killed me 😂😂😂😂
Trump: No one respects women more than I do 😭😭
Facts
no one knows the bible like i do
“Grab em by the pussy”
I love listening to Joe Rogan laugh!
"a deaf jack Russell" idk how you top that shit 😂
When Mike says “ghaa what was going through my mind” 😂😂😂😂
Theo von is amazingly hilarious 😂
“He better wash his hands” . I love to see and hear Joe laughing.
@4:30 I straight up thought that man said "give me the stick in the dog" and was so surprised it went the other way
Anyone know who that was? Wanna peep that episode
@@ohdilan Greg Fitzsimmons
This is the only legit try not to laugh video on the Internet 😂😂
9:12 Tony clearly does not understand what a guillotine is lol