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  • @ritatodd1070
    @ritatodd1070 Рік тому +96

    How much do we all love this woman, and her useless farm.😊

    • @tiffanystokes5509
      @tiffanystokes5509 5 місяців тому +3

      I just came across a short video of this channel a week ago and laughed my ass off! I subscribed immediately and went back and watched all of the older videos. So funny 😂!

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz Рік тому +129

    Not Stanley taking Karen to pound town! I just choked on my water. 😂

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Рік тому +24

      4:59 when Karen’s head pops up a few seconds after Stanley’s…😂 I died!

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +114

    I love how Mrs. Little Duck waddles down the hall as if she is on the Met Gala red carpet! Butt feather swoosh and all! Magnificent! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Lucyy392
    @Lucyy392 Рік тому +172

    The brutal reality of actually owning a farm. This is the most honest online farm owning presence I have seen on UA-cam and I am here for it! Love the content and the everyday life with the animals. ❤️

    • @minagelina
      @minagelina 11 місяців тому +6

      I love it because I always think I want to own a smaller version of this and I'm learning a lot. So far, it looks doable. I don't mind shoveling poop and I've dealt with birds before, and hauling huge bags is in my background. Hopefully one day......

    • @hiramhaji7813
      @hiramhaji7813 11 місяців тому +3

      It’s an absolute fact, it’s got to be one of the funniest channels on UA-cam because I just got a text to airdrop the day you know😂😂😂

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 10 місяців тому +1

      Plus one o' those emus WILL put an eye out in time.

    • @richardburnett-_
      @richardburnett-_ 10 місяців тому +1

      Useless . . . a severe understate.

    • @67laquaa
      @67laquaa 9 місяців тому +4

      Oh my goodness.... This is an extremely entertaining channel! I hope this lady doesn't really do this all by herself... I hope she has someone else with her! Love y,'all! ❤

  • @stompthedragon4010
    @stompthedragon4010 11 місяців тому +8

    Its so sweet how the animals love you as much as you obviously love them

  • @artvet2
    @artvet2 Рік тому +118

    You, young lady, have my total admiration! You, your husband (partner), and children (?) are absolutely special! I just finished catching up on all the BS activities and news of our political class, and I opened a bottle of wine to fight the "depressions" and tuned in to you. Spirits soaring now, and I lift a toast to you!

  • @jimmyj5035
    @jimmyj5035 Рік тому +64

    Right on Cue Karen & Stanley pop their heads up like they were "Helen & Stanley ROPER" Doing it! OMG So Hilarious 😂

    • @scorpion-lg4ic
      @scorpion-lg4ic 9 місяців тому

      ohhhh.... taking me back to my childhood. I used to love Mrs. Roper. she was so sweet. Stanley was an old crotchety curmudgeon but as much as he said she annoyed him, he loved Mrs. Roper

  • @jsully8076
    @jsully8076 Рік тому +139

    You know how interesting and fun and entertaining you have to be to make a video of yourself cleaning out a barn and just hanging with your animals and I'm like loving every minute? That's a damn fine accomplishment right there!

  • @lisaobrien4898
    @lisaobrien4898 11 місяців тому +7

    Stanley is really brave to peck someone who's holding a pitchfork. 😆

  • @mufasah888
    @mufasah888 Рік тому +101

    If Stanley took Karen to Pound Town more often maybe Karen wouldn't be so cranky. 😂

    • @lizzikujala-korpela6791
      @lizzikujala-korpela6791 Рік тому +16

      She was kinda tame this time. I guess it worked lol

    • @BlackBilby
      @BlackBilby Рік тому +15

      That sounds she made was even more frightening than her normal self. Poor Stanley. He must be terrified to comply but it did give Amanda a break from Karens' relentless attacks.

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Рік тому +1

      ​@@lizzikujala-korpela6791right 😂

    • @terrihickman1823
      @terrihickman1823 Рік тому +7

      OMG! 🤣 when you let us all in on what was happening...STANLEY'S TAKE'N KAREN TO "POUND TOWN" I JUST LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣 AMANDA, YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM ARE SO APPRECIATED YOU'RE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! STANLEY, YOU'RE VERY BRAVE, AND KAREN, WELL WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. When will we be seeing little STANLEY JR'S , can't wait 👍
      Much Respect Amanda, for the constant backbreaking hard work on the daily. For the love and devotion that is there for all your animals...even KAREN and BRAD. YOU'RE AMAZING!!! ❤

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Рік тому +92

    If you had a 24/7 live cam of the farm, I’d watch all day & night. ☺️

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 Рік тому +33

    The official footwear of Useless Farms-sandals with socks. Also, crocs with socks. Or looking like a dirty wet sock, in Michael’s case.

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 Рік тому +94

    Luv those animals ❤
    “A truck stop toilet brush!” I usually stick up for Michael but you ain’t wrong on this one sis ! LMAOO 😂
    Gotta hand it to ya Amanda but your a Boss! You work so hard and luv on those animals and your videos never fail to make me laugh and entertain me. So thanks!!

    • @ktbean10
      @ktbean10 9 місяців тому

      I was screaming laughing at the toilet brush comment....🤣🤣🤣

  • @conmckfly
    @conmckfly Рік тому +24

    The comparison to toddlers that don't wear diapers - brilliant. Had me laughing my tush off!!

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 Рік тому +19

    Stanley's "pecking" up some bad habits from Karen! 😱

    • @earthlingjohn
      @earthlingjohn Рік тому +4

      HR needs to remind Stanley that Karen is *not* a role model

  • @shawnfranke2637
    @shawnfranke2637 Рік тому +45

    I will always be entertained by Stanley’s Interpretive Dance routines. ❤❤❤

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 Рік тому +46

    LOVE this extended chorin' video! I'm entertained by every second. I hope this means I'm now a certified Useless Farm intern (without having to lift a finger). ❤

  • @hiba4935
    @hiba4935 Рік тому +69

    How do her nails always look this immaculate 💅 💝

    • @lynnbaileyrose
      @lynnbaileyrose Рік тому +6

      I always wonder this. Although thinking back to my stripper-esque nails while bartending and serving they are pretty easy to clean and hard to break if they're quality.

    • @RiesenWuschel
      @RiesenWuschel Рік тому +1

      Careful mate, you might spark a new conspiracy with this comment XD

  • @staciespur8293
    @staciespur8293 Рік тому +8

    Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!!

  • @blue_0.0
    @blue_0.0 Рік тому +20

    Karen and Stanley looking over like "mum wtf are you doing"

  • @amymurray2273
    @amymurray2273 Рік тому +43

    Amanda I could be having my worst day and I watch you and the animals and it all goes away ❤❤❤

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому +10

    2:19 I know peacocks sound eerie at their best, but that bird just said, "oh, no!!" in a voice distinctly reminiscent of Mr. Bill.

    • @Witchezcat
      @Witchezcat 11 місяців тому +1

      I *knew* I heard that ! 😆

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 Рік тому +10

    Seriously Michael is like an instant chill pill just a look at his face makes me feel better

  • @1962tami
    @1962tami Рік тому +27

    I am so in love with your animals --- yes, even Brad❣ Thank you so very much for sharing them with us, Amanda. I hope your arms heal quickly ❤

  • @staciebrooks2583
    @staciebrooks2583 Рік тому +2

    “Micheal? Are you drowning?” 😂😂 you are hilarious girl

  • @MsKindaSorta
    @MsKindaSorta Рік тому +2

    Girrrl, get yourself a heavy duty straw broom. You’re using a soft house broom for all that bird shit!😂

  • @heidiembrey8320
    @heidiembrey8320 5 місяців тому +3

    The way their heads pop up looking busted like '.oh, how long have you been here ?'

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger Рік тому +1

    Truck stop toilet brush?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but the poor guy does..
    I love his stupid face!
    🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @MommaF8
    @MommaF8 Рік тому +16

    You, dear lady, are far braver & more forgiving than I! I'd much prefer a freaking out horse than a calm emu...the emu are freaking TERRIFYING!!!😢

  • @lynryall1317
    @lynryall1317 Рік тому +7

    Peacock display is awesome xxx

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +17

    Jason never fails to make me burst out laughing just by seeing a glimpse of his face! 🤣😂🤣😂
    Ok I did not know Trevor was.....fertile. I mean I guess I should’ve known when I saw what his neck resembles..... how great that he passes that on to his children! 😱😳🤯

  • @davidsavage6227
    @davidsavage6227 Рік тому +6

    I could watch your videos for hours. You have great comedic timing and the way your eyes express so much more at exactly the right time. Great talent!

  • @mayhembeading3737
    @mayhembeading3737 Рік тому +12

    Ooooooohh nice, Michael has spiiiiiiiicy llama kisses. Spicy! Can't wait to see what Karen brings to the table this episode. Stanley will be his sweet self as usual.

  • @Leenasmar
    @Leenasmar Рік тому +31

    Sooo cute thank you for sharing!! Oh my gosh whenever you can, can you show more of the baby alpacas and goats ? So adorable 😊

  • @k.d.3664
    @k.d.3664 Рік тому +15

    There are special people in this world… You are one of them… I could never, and I mean, absolutely never do what you do, which is where all my respect and admiration comes from… You’re adorable!

  • @snowjewel3982
    @snowjewel3982 Рік тому +6

    Stanley trying to bite us @19:41 was everything! 😂

  • @missyyy-
    @missyyy- Рік тому +11

    I couldn’t stop laughing at your moist michael kisses ❤😂

  • @wickedwench321
    @wickedwench321 Рік тому +5

    50 shades of Stanley? The alpacas are looking like wet and dirty unmade beds but are still so freaking cute lol. 🦙🦙

  • @billburke2711
    @billburke2711 Рік тому +19

    Lol You and your animals are so adorable.

  • @susanmaguire9009
    @susanmaguire9009 11 місяців тому +1

    You are clever, clever, clever. 😂 And, you take wearing eyelashes to a whole new level. 😂

  • @texastwister6417
    @texastwister6417 Рік тому +9

    Lol Stanley got the ‘I just got laid’ dance

  • @jerrodbeck1799
    @jerrodbeck1799 Рік тому +8

    The natural therapy session. Thank you for sharing with us.🤟🏻

  • @jessierides284
    @jessierides284 2 місяці тому +1

    i love her, thank you for making my days happier

  • @tammywilshire4170
    @tammywilshire4170 10 місяців тому +2

    Lactose intolerant toddlers that refuse to wear a diaper. That description is Pure gold.
    As a fellow duck owner i can fully atest that this is 100% accurate. 😂

  • @cathywhite721
    @cathywhite721 Рік тому +12

    Every time I see Karen lurking I hear the theme from Jaws 😳

  • @gailsprangers9388
    @gailsprangers9388 Рік тому +7

    You clean like I do😊. I always take short moments to interract with my pets when I am cleaning too. It seems reassuring to them and rejuvenating to me❤. You can see what a loving person you are by the way they all respond to you, despite all their shenanigans 😂. Loved your "get a room" remark😂😂

  • @lisaricci4779
    @lisaricci4779 Рік тому +15

    Well we all know Karen and Brad have murderous blood in their veins, but I am very shocked with Stanley he seems to be very aggressive lately maybe it's because he's around Karen too much. And Michael no comment LOL! Anyway the farm looks great the animals look great, stay safe no more bruises please.

  • @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
    @Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Рік тому +22

    Thank you, Amanda. I love you sharing your chores with us/ ☺️ Now I know how you stay in such great shape! 💪🏼💦❤️

  • @Robert_Mark_Norris
    @Robert_Mark_Norris Рік тому +2

    It’s like watching myself do barn chores…1 step forward, 2 steps back. 🤣

  • @charlestait5303
    @charlestait5303 Рік тому +3

    Sandals not my first choice in footwear for that job! I can however appreciate all the work you did on your makeup before all that work! Beautiful!

  • @devinecatlady
    @devinecatlady Рік тому +1

    I felt that "f#@k" when the chook pellets spilt over 😆😂💜

  • @michellecampbell3894
    @michellecampbell3894 Рік тому +2

    "Oh... your mouth is so moist... oh...(ick face)... that was something else". You make me die laughing.

  • @QueenStarNova
    @QueenStarNova Рік тому +6

    I haven't watched in a while so I had no idea you had those BEAUTIFUL peacocks!

  • @cathleenlindsey3128
    @cathleenlindsey3128 Рік тому +2

    You always make me laugh out loud. That's rare for me to truly laugh but you manage to do it daily. Thank you. ❤

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse Рік тому +4

    I've got a pair of on-sale birks as work shoes, too - they're sturdy, you can go for miles in em & it's ok if they're ugly because no one cares 👍👍

  • @dutoshahawkins3475
    @dutoshahawkins3475 8 місяців тому

    I commend them all for the work they do every single day for this remarkable farm. I feel like I'm a part of the journey. Thank you so much❤❤❤

  • @notthatkaren7580
    @notthatkaren7580 Рік тому +1

    Your patience with them is amazing.

  • @AndrewHajny-b5o
    @AndrewHajny-b5o 11 місяців тому

    Her big brown eyes! Just love them! I could hear her talk and never say a word!

  • @denisemadigan1038
    @denisemadigan1038 11 місяців тому +1

    My God, you are beyond patient with these beautiful creatures! It's wonderful, and also very funny to watch! Thank you.😂❤

  • @otishamiltonjr9083
    @otishamiltonjr9083 Рік тому +1

    Your channel is so awesome I get a good laugh I get to see you enjoy yourself the life of a farmer I wish I could lend a helping hand and enjoy some farm life well don't hurt yourself to much sending you hugs and kisses for your wounds😘😘😊😊 have a blessed day love ya much 🙏🏾😇💙💯

  • @crochetology12
    @crochetology12 Рік тому +3

    Michael is an entire vibe.❤

  • @christinarichmire618
    @christinarichmire618 Рік тому +9

    Doesn’t anybody help you with the chores? 😢 also Stanley’s hair has that Jack Nicholson look 😂 ❤

    • @tameramorrison8966
      @tameramorrison8966 Рік тому +3

      Or Gary Busey's DUI mugshot.

    • @jenniferbond7073
      @jenniferbond7073 11 місяців тому +2

      Amanda is married and has two kids. Her family probably just chooses to stay private.

  • @DanielBarberMusic
    @DanielBarberMusic Рік тому +1

    A sh*t shovel w sentimental value. 😂

  • @dianet1659
    @dianet1659 Рік тому +4

    Hard work and you still get a bruise that will be with you a while. Cleaning the animal with one brain cell to the ones who follow your verbal directions every day. Stay strong. Your love for the animals is awesome.

  • @MPARTEE1
    @MPARTEE1 11 місяців тому

    I loved this it’s hysterical..horses birds..chickens, peacocks, guinea hens..silly’s, sheep, llamas, pines donkeys mules cats dogs pigs …it hard ass work but never ever a dull moment..I love watching you it reminds me of that time on my life.

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 Рік тому +4

    Gary telling you about his day all the way across the yard lmao

  • @Primus54
    @Primus54 Рік тому +11

    Newly subscribed… really enjoying your vids. A carbon steel square point garden spade would likely really speed up your floor scat cleanups… just a thought! 😉👍

    • @suelee637
      @suelee637 Рік тому +2

      Heavier though.

    • @Primus54
      @Primus54 Рік тому +2

      @@suelee637 True… but as often and the way she defends herself against Karen, she’s probably very strong! 😉

  • @allyfox5900
    @allyfox5900 Рік тому +3

    I really hope I come back as one of your animals in my next life. You are hilarious!😂🩷🧡🤎

  • @FlowerChyld43
    @FlowerChyld43 Рік тому +5

    My admiration for you is completely off the charts. ❤

  • @woodchuck9
    @woodchuck9 Рік тому +6

    Oh Stanley, why ya gotta be like that🫣

  • @phillipsmith4501
    @phillipsmith4501 Рік тому +2

    You are a very special family I really have awsome respect for you and your family , liveing the real dream , cheers from Australia.

  • @wfdix1
    @wfdix1 Рік тому +1

    Laughed out loud to the “pound town” quip. I like your balance of class and humor (or is it humor?).

  • @cat441
    @cat441 8 місяців тому

    I LOVE how the llamas give you kisses, yah for food, but usually they do spitting and it ain't nice spit... LOL you are the best and I LOVE all your useless farm critters too

  • @randquadrozzi5850
    @randquadrozzi5850 Рік тому +7

    Good job i know it's a ton of work keeping that many different animals.

  • @lreppy10
    @lreppy10 Рік тому +1

    Steve’s being a real show off today! 😂 🦚

  • @indiacoon2933
    @indiacoon2933 Рік тому +2

    I really like the longer videos, you are hilarious, and I’m so thankful I don’t have that life but it sure fun watching someone else’s shit show

  • @johngross8300
    @johngross8300 Рік тому +1

    An Amazing Woman. Wonderful Useless Farm.

  • @deethompson2854
    @deethompson2854 Рік тому

    Gary is such a sweetheart ❤❤❤. Stanley dances like ants are in his pants 😂😂😂.

  • @akowboyshippielife7405
    @akowboyshippielife7405 Рік тому +6

    Much love to everyone and their families from Cedar City Utah USA currently 🤠💪🙏🏵️🤠

  • @fiftydoggy9829
    @fiftydoggy9829 Рік тому +2

    Love your life. It's a big job though but very rewarding taking care of animals. Brava!!!

  • @user-cl1ew9ki5i
    @user-cl1ew9ki5i Рік тому +1

    If only Stanley had little hands then he'd be pulling at your sleeve saying "Mom mom are you finished yet?" But the poor little guy only has a beak😢 ❤ from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺

  • @adalouellis5706
    @adalouellis5706 10 місяців тому

    Stanly just took Karen to pound town!! I spit my drink on my phone and laughed so hard!! Love you dear Amanda and thank you for sharing your beautiful life with me!! You have no idea how you inspire! Thank you

  • @lindaherr8307
    @lindaherr8307 Рік тому +2

    You are so much fun and hard work love the ducks❤

  • @missdolittle
    @missdolittle 11 місяців тому

    Having run a wildlife rescue for over 20 years I know it's a lot more work than it appears. Kudos and thanks for sharing this with us. I hope you are as happy and fulfilled as you come across :). Love your dry humor! But most impressive of all is that you are not the least intimidated by Karen. Heck, I worked with tigers and lions and would pee my pants around Karen lol.

  • @yourstruly9472
    @yourstruly9472 Рік тому +1

    That kiss was just precious, they love you 😻😹🐈🕊️✌️

  • @nanchesca3950
    @nanchesca3950 Рік тому +2

    "I try to keep this channel PG"... 3 seconds later: F*ckkk 😂

  • @adalouellis5706
    @adalouellis5706 8 місяців тому

    I love how Karen& Stanley supervise your cleaning of the love nest and putting fresh down in their enclosure! The shavings I mean. Amanda, you are such an amazing woman and you give SO, SO MUCH to these amazing creatures, far more than just their upkeep and it shows in their unadulterated love for you. Except Karen. Was she ever abused by a dark haired female in her past? No way of knowing i guess but your Karen bonding videos are priceless, so you've made progress! All the love in this shit world we live in to you, Amanda, who by sharing your world actually makes ours a bit more livable.God Bless dear woman. And your Creatures of love. Thank you.

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 Рік тому +8

    Never knew Stanley was so aggressive wow

    • @Faith-xc6ql
      @Faith-xc6ql 23 дні тому

      He just wants some loving from the owner

  • @SandyMayasDance
    @SandyMayasDance Рік тому +1

    😝 0:34 oooh that was.....that was an open mouth - This channel is so entertaining and makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing your special moments :)🤣

  • @jennbeth1
    @jennbeth1 3 місяці тому

    "Stanley was just taking Karen to pound town." Thank you for that!

  • @FridaysCreek
    @FridaysCreek 8 місяців тому

    Never seen anyone wearing Birkenstocks with socks to clean a barn...kick the rake forward...or use their nails to open the sawdust! Wish I'd known these secrets years ago! You make me laugh out loud, thank you!!😅

  • @mattbond3477
    @mattbond3477 Рік тому

    Lmao! “…oh that was an open mouth!” I LOVE your videos.

  • @wrenronan651
    @wrenronan651 Рік тому

    How does she keep such fabulous hair and nails? Even her clothes are stylish cleaning out the barn!

  • @alicial1239
    @alicial1239 Рік тому

    You love for this menagerie is palatable; and I love watching the affection you show each one!

  • @saia2205ify
    @saia2205ify Рік тому +1

    Stanley dances like Elaine on Stienfeld 😅

  • @candikretz8526
    @candikretz8526 Рік тому

    What a pretty peacock, and Gary came running over to show u some 💕. He really 💕's u Amanda. He's so sweet, & gentle.
    Hahahaha, Stanley looks like Alfalfa. He's so damned cute. I could just 💋 him. 😂😆

  • @friggintourist7751
    @friggintourist7751 Рік тому +6

    Must be emu opposite day cuz for once karen didn't try to unalive you even once. Stanley however was determined to take you out one chunk at a time

  • @nuthinbutlove
    @nuthinbutlove Рік тому

    My first time seeing anything other than a short. You are my hero... and I think Stanley is your spirit animal 🤗

  • @gailwright4326
    @gailwright4326 7 місяців тому

    I love your videos. Growing up with lots of animals myself, you do speak the truth. LOL

  • @brendadavis4254
    @brendadavis4254 Рік тому

    You are so cute with those animals and I love animals the way you do so take good care of your babies and I Praise you for it.