r/A*sholedesign | surely this isn't legal?

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  • @Neveroff-Official
    @Neveroff-Official 5 років тому +4482

    10:04 darts have a small bump on the back.
    if the dart doesn't have that specific bump it won't fit in the mag and gun doesn't load them into the chamber.
    its astonishing that they found a way to do this instead of spending all the time on new cool ideas for nerf blasters.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +576

      wtf that's so awful -S

    • @damianvandegeer
      @damianvandegeer 5 років тому +84

      Neveroff well the Ultra series seems kinda dumb to me, since those are completely new darts.

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 років тому +15

      It's pinned and only has 15 likes, wtf

    • @jabbathehutt9626
      @jabbathehutt9626 5 років тому +43

      I think they did it so those maniacs who put modified nerf darts like but a spike in it so it hurts you. I'm just guessing

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 5 років тому +32

      a third-party developer makes knock-off darts and gets that bread

  • @dimsufferer9951
    @dimsufferer9951 5 років тому +4581

    The reason women’s jeans don’t have pockets is so they’ll be more likely to buy purses

  • @burgerwithfries6279
    @burgerwithfries6279 5 років тому +1170

    Nobody:
    Damien when he sees something funny: *teakettle noises*

    • @morgan9125
      @morgan9125 5 років тому +5

      Burger With Fries I don’t know what teakettle means but I gave you a like anyways cause of your pfp. That’s a great album

    • @profaneddonut5342
      @profaneddonut5342 5 років тому +17

      Those tea pots that whistle when they boil water

    • @morgan9125
      @morgan9125 5 років тому +16

      Spazmatism The Eye oh my god, I feel so dumb. I didn’t know teakettle was one word lmaooo

    • @BucketWomanMar
      @BucketWomanMar 5 років тому +3

      Morgan same it took me 5 seconds to figure out what they meant

    • @RivLoveshine
      @RivLoveshine 5 років тому

      Burger With Fries SOAD! Cool.

  • @fngoodmusic78
    @fngoodmusic78 4 роки тому +1087

    My girlfriend is allergic to corn. The “no corn syrup” one would literally kill her

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +120

      You think they care about that? No, they just want more money. Come on, hand your money over we’ve got a business to run.

    • @Hibbedat
      @Hibbedat 4 роки тому +35

      Well atleast you'd have something to eat.

    • @lixonzito2481
      @lixonzito2481 4 роки тому +11

      Zar Hibbedat
      okay this is cursed

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +15

      @@Hibbedat r/cursedcomments

    • @cutenyan123
      @cutenyan123 4 роки тому +46

      @@wta1518 Wouldn't someone dying from eating their product be lawsuit-worthy? They'd end up losing more money than they make.

  • @kurtmayer2041
    @kurtmayer2041 5 років тому +624

    city: destroys their park benches with blocks to stop homeless people sleeping there
    me: oh hey free wood

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 5 років тому +9

      @stockart whiteman The best kind of good, if you ask me.

    • @hopefullynotanidiot7072
      @hopefullynotanidiot7072 5 років тому +3

      I just think that someone taking a bench for sitting and taking up the whole thing by sleeping is just being a space whore. Sure they're homeless, but I want somewhere to sit.

    • @colinouille2786
      @colinouille2786 5 років тому +18

      @@hopefullynotanidiot7072 hey nerd, you have a house, fuck off

    • @hopefullynotanidiot7072
      @hopefullynotanidiot7072 5 років тому +2

      @@colinouille2786 my house isnt at the park, also how about you fuck off and stop using "you have a house" as an argument

    • @hopefullynotanidiot7072
      @hopefullynotanidiot7072 5 років тому +1

      @stockart whiteman I agree, maybe have some latch system that can be detached at night?

  • @Yvonne-Bella
    @Yvonne-Bella 5 років тому +532

    *"Give the ladies some pockets."*
    Damien has *MY* vote!

  • @rachaeledge9719
    @rachaeledge9719 5 років тому +1079

    “Give the ladies pockets. This is my presidential slogan.” Well. He’s got my vote.

  • @MurtezaY
    @MurtezaY 4 роки тому +106

    9:20 I saw one those ads while in Kyrgyzstan. It went something like "You mustn't miss these popular cruise tours in Kyrgyzstan.".
    Funny thing is that Kyrgyzstan has no shoreline. It is in the middle of Asia. It has a lake that is too shallow for a cruise.

    • @halopolicja3887
      @halopolicja3887 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe on the river?
      Lol

    • @lishark843
      @lishark843 3 роки тому

      I mean, the cruisse tour could be populat there, but are out the country... or something like that

    • @desboot9128
      @desboot9128 3 роки тому +2

      I think Kyrgyzstan is one of the 2 countries in the , that are doubly landlocked. All of the countries bordering it are also landlocked.

    • @beirus5851
      @beirus5851 3 роки тому

      @@desboot9128 Its Uzbekistan

    • @desboot9128
      @desboot9128 3 роки тому

      @@beirus5851 thanks

  • @anthonyhurtado2156
    @anthonyhurtado2156 5 років тому +119

    For the Apple Pay problems just go to where it says “set up Apple Pay” then click “set up later on wallet” when the option comes up

    • @Wifely
      @Wifely 5 років тому +4

      anthony Hurtado thank you

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 5 років тому +7

      Or don't buy any Apple products

    • @anthonyhurtado2156
      @anthonyhurtado2156 5 років тому +2

      Otaking Mikohani true true

  • @crabsapple8173
    @crabsapple8173 5 років тому +445

    Nobody:
    Damiens laugh at 12am: *choking dog noises*

  • @improvplus5056
    @improvplus5056 5 років тому +608

    Why women’s pants have no pockets:
    1. To keep the plump shape of the booty
    2. So they can sell you an expensive purse

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 5 років тому +52

      Solution: ok, f*** you company, I'll buy men's

    • @Powersd451
      @Powersd451 4 роки тому +31

      @@j.c.2240 Do all of you think men's jeans fit women as well as men? They're cut differently.

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 4 роки тому +8

      @@Powersd451
      I know.

    • @dormousedoll
      @dormousedoll 4 роки тому +27

      why I wear skirts and sew my own pockets onto them

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 4 роки тому +12

      @@Powersd451 doesnt matter if you know how to sew well. I buy mens because they're typically thicker and just tailor them. Save 5$ish per pair and last 3x as long. Learning to tailor saves a LOT of clothes

  • @zackinator1439
    @zackinator1439 4 роки тому +559

    Nerf: "You can't use knock-off darts anymore"
    Me: "So you're saying...."
    Nerf: "IT'S NERF OR NOTHIN'!!!"

    • @atomyiik
      @atomyiik 4 роки тому +13

      Now it's makes sense now.

    • @maxtalktv4113
      @maxtalktv4113 4 роки тому +9

      I’m gonna be using adventure force waffles either way

    • @Optical_Dogey
      @Optical_Dogey 4 роки тому +3

      This made me laugh waaaaaay more than it should have.

    • @monkeboy121
      @monkeboy121 3 роки тому +10

      bruh I'm literally gonna get one and figure out how it works and make a video on how to fix the guns so they work with offbrands

    • @aggeduck
      @aggeduck 3 роки тому +1

      @@monkeboy121 give link when done.

  • @krypticscythe2012
    @krypticscythe2012 5 років тому +275

    Apple: *Does Anything*
    Emkay: *WhEeZeS*

  • @x1reh
    @x1reh 5 років тому +184

    How many ads do you want?
    Online articles: yes

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 років тому

      This is why I use Adblocker. Anybody who doesn't use adblocker in this day and age is objectively a stupid human being.
      Not to mention that very often adblocker works as a real-time antivirus.
      Some sites allow ads that automatically download things and they make it very hard to notice.
      There is probably a dozen other things that adblocker saves people from.
      For example the ad barrages you get on video streaming sites. Sometimes no matter how much you click the screen, ads keep appearing. This only increases the probability of stumbling upon a truly dangerous advert.

  • @joshuasanta6076
    @joshuasanta6076 5 років тому +292

    Go to settings
    Press the “set up Apple Pay”
    Select set up later in wallet

    • @SunShite
      @SunShite 5 років тому +2

      Joshua Santa I don’t get the joke

    • @SunShite
      @SunShite 5 років тому +2

      Oh never mind I did not see that part of the vid yet

    • @Jorgaveryuuficial
      @Jorgaveryuuficial 5 років тому +9

      @@SunShite mega oof

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 5 років тому +1

      Thank you 🙏

    • @_inhQuangMinh_A
      @_inhQuangMinh_A 5 років тому +1

      Thank you

  • @thatonechick6747
    @thatonechick6747 3 роки тому +21

    When you're at a hospital without insurance I recommend asking for an itemized bill. I've seen shit get alot cheaper when they have to list every single thing they're charging for

  • @oreounicornz7893
    @oreounicornz7893 5 років тому +355

    “Washer 3”
    “Washer 5”
    “Laundry”
    Damien: ...it looks to me like it’s an app for work

    • @giulianonobili5527
      @giulianonobili5527 5 років тому +17

      Yeah he's working at a rollercoaster park

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 5 років тому +19

      @@giulianonobili5527 My favorite ride is the spin cycle!

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 років тому +6

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 wow, mine is the washing machine

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 років тому +3

      No it's an app to manage use at a drop off laundry lounge

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +3

      He was homeschooled, what did you expect. When he's reading something, then he can't even get that right.

  • @vahlak6554
    @vahlak6554 5 років тому +263

    And then they wonder why everyone uses ad blockers.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому

      *BUT MONEY!!!!!*

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo 4 роки тому

      @@floorpanel8749 that's so inefficient lmao

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo 4 роки тому

      @@floorpanel8749 what crap adblocker have you been using lmao. Also inspect element doesn't do shit after you refresh the page. It's meant to change locally.
      get ublock origin.

  • @shirodfujiko8589
    @shirodfujiko8589 5 років тому +1943

    EA : *bans* *ok* *symbol*
    No one :
    Not Damien :
    EA : *bans* *all* *👌* *emoji* *of* *all* *shades*
    Damien : *eMkAy* *lol*
    (edit: 25th nov 2020...that's mad cringe 👽)

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 5 років тому +83

      It's so idiotic to ban 👌. Just goes to show just how gullible that mainstream media is

    • @danieygameplays3231
      @danieygameplays3231 5 років тому +6

      😡😡😡

    • @User-wf1eb
      @User-wf1eb 5 років тому +7

      ripper gaming wtf

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 5 років тому +28

      I’m in Britain. 👌 hold on, there’s someone at my- OH GOD NO NO NO IM SO SOR-

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 5 років тому +13

      @@pixwool you poor soul, I hope you don't have any pencils longer than 12cm with you or your looking at a lot of time there

  • @shigaraki2035
    @shigaraki2035 3 роки тому +66

    Tip: Never use those machines where you can sell you scrap phone. Most of the time it will say it's worth nothing and ask if you'd would still like to give it to them. DON'T! Your phone is worth more than it says, they just want your phone for the cheapest possible price they can get.

    • @GreenAppelPie
      @GreenAppelPie 3 роки тому +1

      They used to be good for selling stolen phones

    • @kiripaka1289
      @kiripaka1289 2 роки тому +4

      @@GreenAppelPie you say this like it's from experience 💀

    • @RowletRissoto
      @RowletRissoto Рік тому

      @@kiripaka1289 who says it isnt

  • @cookie_on_joy8302
    @cookie_on_joy8302 5 років тому +211

    *first post comes up*
    Damien: "Yes, officer. This post right here."

  • @Nova-vk5qb
    @Nova-vk5qb 5 років тому +161

    "Unfortunally"
    It's okay Damien I'm slow too

  • @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver
    @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver 5 років тому +92

    Emkay: "just use Bluetooth"
    Literaly almost everyone: "I don't want to lose them"

    • @Napert
      @Napert 5 років тому +17

      Nah, I'm not trading a huge loss in audio quality for fixing a very tiny inconvenience

    • @t-kozy39
      @t-kozy39 5 років тому

      Napert360ggTGpl honestly didn’t even know there was a drop in quality

    • @shoopnooop2952
      @shoopnooop2952 5 років тому +5

      My problem is latency. Some of the bluetooth earbuds iv'e used had very noticeable latency like a second at least. But it's probably that i refuse to spend over $30-40 for a pear of earbuds that might not even last 6 months. I'm using a pair of monoprice wired earbuds i bought for $12 shipped when it was on sale. When they break i'm going to buy another pair of earbuds from monoprice since they have $7 pairs of earbuds that are good. I would probably never pay over the $30-40 for wireless earbuds unless they are legitimately better than a pair of cheap wired ones witch i would then compare to a comparable price wired one.

    • @Boomrainbownuke9608
      @Boomrainbownuke9608 5 років тому +1

      @@Napert i dont know what headphones your using but the ones i use dont lose audio quality

    • @teetehi
      @teetehi 5 років тому

      all games dead there buying good quality headphones

  • @LSnium
    @LSnium 4 роки тому +672

    The chip on the bottom of the universal studios cup can just be ripped off, so now you can refill.

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 4 роки тому +23

      nope, the machines have a dector

    • @Piggly8w8
      @Piggly8w8 4 роки тому +17

      They probably scan the chip itself instead of a motion sensor/push bar to dispense it

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 4 роки тому +4

      Gage Young no I’ve been there

    • @transendencem8480
      @transendencem8480 3 роки тому +16

      I like to just rip the whole bottom off, then push the dispenser and put my head under.

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 3 роки тому +19

      It’s a security chip that alerts if you try to leave the food area with it (like they put on video games in Target or Best Buy). It is to prevent people from keeping it and bringing it back the next day- there is nothing on that paper cup that interacts with the machines to prevent you from refilling it while still in the restaurant.
      They usually have pretty strong adhesive- easily enough to tear the bottom out of a paper cup once you have drank liquid out of it ( and likely weaken the bottom even if it hasn’t been used yet)

  • @ap30112002
    @ap30112002 5 років тому +177

    The post about the knee infection is actually insane.

    • @realdookoos
      @realdookoos 5 років тому +19

      and americans think that they dont pay the most for healthcare... in australia id pay nothing and medicare would pay less than $1000 for all that shit. i would default on that medical bill 100%

    • @kjorgenson9236
      @kjorgenson9236 5 років тому +7

      That company should be sued

    • @MrCHI2cool
      @MrCHI2cool 5 років тому +6

      Blame establishment American politicians. They don't care about things like this. You should vote on it next election.

    • @MyBrothersMario
      @MyBrothersMario 5 років тому +5

      It's insanely over inflated bills like that that make most Americans believe that universal healthcare isn't a viable option, because they don't realize even being VERY generous, that all totals $10k in actual expenses.

    • @obissyanna
      @obissyanna 4 роки тому +5

      Guys, did you read the rest of the paper? He was in the hospital for a month, of course that's going to be expensive

  • @jazzy4924
    @jazzy4924 5 років тому +158

    Emkay: ladies you deserve pockets
    me: *cries in British*

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, still wonder why girls don't have pockets, where the heck are they supposed to keep their stuff? In the hands?

    • @jazzy4924
      @jazzy4924 5 років тому +9

      @@Alexander99602 I think we're supposed to keep stuff in a bag. but it still sucks because we either have fake pockets or very very small ones because we're supposed to look thin? I think that's the reason anyway, some sort of sexist thing either way

    • @personperson5342
      @personperson5342 5 років тому +9

      Galaxy_Girl is correct the reason women have small pockets is to force them to buy purses and bag it’s one of the many ways that our societies exploit women out of their money. One example is The Pink Tax you can buy the same brand of deodorant (exactly the same), but one is for guys and the other is for girls. The one for females will always cost more.

    • @jazzy4924
      @jazzy4924 5 років тому +3

      @@personperson5342 it sucks that female products cost more

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 років тому +7

      @@jazzy4924 my gf : *laughs in universal cloathing and unknown cloathing brands*

  • @mors134
    @mors134 3 роки тому +38

    The medical bills always blow my mind, I once spent 5 months in a hospital having daily physio sessions getting pumped full of antibiotics and nutrition stuff via an IV and a Ng tube and had several surgical procedures done during my time as well as a month long stint in IC unit. My bill would have been in the millions easily if I didn't live in a country with free healthcare.

    • @frostincubus4045
      @frostincubus4045 3 роки тому +1

      What happened to you?

    • @mors134
      @mors134 3 роки тому +4

      @@frostincubus4045 I had a staph infection in my heart that required a heartvalve replacement surgery and it spread to the brain causing several strokes. That I had an aneurysm which required more surgery and a whole lot of different infections.

    • @frostincubus4045
      @frostincubus4045 3 роки тому +1

      @@mors134 oh God... I hpoe you're okay now

    • @mors134
      @mors134 3 роки тому +4

      @@frostincubus4045 I mean I'm alive and I can walk So I Am pretty happy with how things are. The two years in a wheelchair was really tough though.

  • @Flyingferrets5
    @Flyingferrets5 4 роки тому +58

    6:48 They're looking at Cacti, can easily spot a fake flower, and have dirty fingernails. They're probably a gardener, that's why their nails are dirty. *Shrug* seems like a probable reason

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 5 років тому +126

    No one:
    Damien: *wHy DOnT yoU jUsT uSE BLu tOoTh*

  • @YaGirlZero
    @YaGirlZero 3 роки тому +10

    The reason that pop ups blocked is so high is every time it tried to push out a pop up the phone would block it, after knowing it's been blocked it runs a script to try it again and eventually gives in.

  • @kocagaming327
    @kocagaming327 4 роки тому +105

    This iPhone has been compromised,
    Here add somthing completely unrated like your credit card details to uncompromising this phone completely

    • @Mechanarian
      @Mechanarian 4 роки тому +1

      *unrelated*
      I’m sorry

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 роки тому +2

      *Is uncompromising fit for that sentence?*
      I'm not sorry.

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 4 роки тому

      Yessir

    • @kamillahebberd1004
      @kamillahebberd1004 4 роки тому

      Ok the. Here u go 12 9 6744747647547465446454457

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +1

      "Your iPhone has (not) been infected with over 10 different malwares! Send a ridiculously large amount of money to some random person not related with Apple or any kind of tech to fix it suddenly!"
      *ah, yes, this samsung phone totally looks like an iPhone*

  • @s3v3r29
    @s3v3r29 4 роки тому +36

    3:28 To get rid of the "eye dart" just set up apple cash (it's free) or disable badges for settings.

    • @RaeganScarlett
      @RaeganScarlett 3 роки тому +1

      You can’t disable them I’ve tried before

  • @fabiopauli420
    @fabiopauli420 5 років тому +226

    12:46
    Women:Bearly fits her keys in her pocket
    Men: Guys... i just found out i can put my switch in my pocket...

    • @catbucket8566
      @catbucket8566 4 роки тому +10

      I carried a whole fucking lunch in cargo shorts a few times

    • @catbucket8566
      @catbucket8566 4 роки тому +3

      @Rosé and téras Studios yes

    • @FatMfFrog
      @FatMfFrog 4 роки тому +1

      I once fit a whole 300 page book in my cargo shorts

    • @Relaxingtitan
      @Relaxingtitan 4 роки тому +1

      A couple friends and I got bored in school one day so we decided, since my jacket had massive pockets to see how many pairs of headphones we could fit into ONE pocket. Long story short it’s at least *6* but we ran out of headphones...

    • @seth-the-inactive
      @seth-the-inactive 4 роки тому +5

      Women: ugh, we can’t put ANYTHING in our pockets!
      Men: guys you wanna see my newly built skyscraper? it’s right here in my pocket.

  • @wizconsin6104
    @wizconsin6104 5 років тому +109

    Damien 2019: “looks at funny post”
    Also Damien: WHEEEZE

  • @rollerdirvy
    @rollerdirvy 5 років тому +239

    Damien: * puts title as “A*shole designs”*
    Me: Ash-hole

    • @noneyours
      @noneyours 5 років тому +2

      Ace-hole?

    • @steelingdogs
      @steelingdogs 5 років тому +1

      My nickname is Ash, :]

    • @gmiill
      @gmiill 5 років тому +4

      Your profile picture makes me happy

    • @BigBrainGunner
      @BigBrainGunner 5 років тому

      @@steelingdogs does that mean you're a Ash main? Wut?

    • @steelingdogs
      @steelingdogs 5 років тому

      @@BigBrainGunner wdym?

  • @profilepicturenotfound9694
    @profilepicturenotfound9694 4 роки тому +121

    usa: "we r the freest country in the world"
    Also tge usa: $2,360 for an knee infection

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 роки тому +2

      profile picture not found so much for land of the free

    • @profilepicturenotfound9694
      @profilepicturenotfound9694 4 роки тому +2

      @@jun-hs4eo ikr they must have free guns tho

    • @Zslaya6251
      @Zslaya6251 4 роки тому +2

      Land of the free where anyone can work their happy wide ass off and maybe make it through the system alive

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 роки тому +3

      profile picture not found you have to buy guns, my dude

    • @catherinevaz6139
      @catherinevaz6139 4 роки тому +3

      Even being sick in the USA is expensive! I love the US, but not their health system... It’s not this guy’s fault that he had a knee infection! And now he has to pay over $600,000,00!!! I hope he’s got the money, or a high paying job. 😓

  • @Tavertowne
    @Tavertowne 5 років тому +240

    “Deez boots”
    Just because of that I want them

    • @Tavertowne
      @Tavertowne 5 років тому

      Omg I got noticed by the best channel on UA-cam?!

    • @NOTDeezy.
      @NOTDeezy. 5 років тому

      I don't.

  • @sofiabeauchamp2118
    @sofiabeauchamp2118 5 років тому +70

    8:00 that garage's literally a pic from one of the apartments you can buy in gta v (I think) online

    • @michellekelly155
      @michellekelly155 4 роки тому +4

      Sofia Beauchamp yeah it’s gta online it’s one of the apartments that cost like 200k

    • @yahya3683
      @yahya3683 4 роки тому +2

      Yep its GTA V online, tho read the car's names on the right...wtf...f80?...f california?

    • @starfieldgames5976
      @starfieldgames5976 4 роки тому +2

      yeah its one of the gta online apartments, and they didnt even take out the text from dom

    • @meymeyman3127
      @meymeyman3127 4 роки тому

      i'd know that garage a mile away. and that is it.

    • @stargazer2312
      @stargazer2312 4 роки тому +1

      Rockstar games should sue them for stealing screenshots.

  • @testtubestudios
    @testtubestudios 5 років тому +78

    EmKay: **talking about ads**
    **an ad pops up**
    Me: why do you do this to me?

    • @y2k.channel
      @y2k.channel 5 років тому +1

      Look he’s gotta make his shmoney

    • @testtubestudios
      @testtubestudios 5 років тому +1

      @@y2k.channel all about that shmoney

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 років тому +1

      Hey. Atleast it's just one ad. This one time, I found like 4-5 ads in a ten-minute video. This video's 14 minutes long but it only has 1 ad.

    • @testtubestudios
      @testtubestudios 5 років тому +1

      @@jack_copperz I GOT 5! FLIPPING 5 ADS!

  • @SynGirl32
    @SynGirl32 4 роки тому +91

    11:02 "Never get a knee infection."
    *Laughs in Canadian.*

    • @justsomerandomguynoonecare8923
      @justsomerandomguynoonecare8923 3 роки тому +9

      Also laughs in European*

    • @dangingerich2559
      @dangingerich2559 3 роки тому +2

      Laughs at Canadians and Europeans for paying 3 times as much, most of it paying for politicians, and not realizing it because it is done through your taxes.

    • @justsomerandomguynoonecare8923
      @justsomerandomguynoonecare8923 3 роки тому +16

      @@dangingerich2559 That doesn't fricking matter because we actually get stuff from our goverments, unlike you who have to pay for EVERYTHING we'd get for free. Like healthcare, education and basic welfare.
      And all you get is debt

    • @theantichaka
      @theantichaka 3 роки тому

      Cries in capitalist america

    • @dangingerich2559
      @dangingerich2559 3 роки тому

      @@justsomerandomguynoonecare8923 but my point is you DON'T get it for free. It's paid for by taxes, and through government bureaucracy ends up costing much, much more. It's just obfuscated from you. There is ALWAYS a cost. NOTHING is free. Government ALWAYS increases the cost for no good reason. These are the rules of reality.

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 5 років тому +20

    The reason the cold medications come like that is so that people won't buy them to cook meth. It would make such a bulky purchase that it would stand out.

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 5 років тому +1

      We just had to where people had to sign to buy them for a while.

  • @geronimoguy111
    @geronimoguy111 5 років тому +142

    People: hey can I have some allergy tablets?
    Doctors: three. Take it or leave it

    • @highpferd7882
      @highpferd7882 5 років тому +2

      I think they have to make it big so its harder to steal
      It even says 5 tablets

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 5 років тому

      HighPferd they make it bigger and fill it with useless plastic to make it seem like there are more tablets. They know most people won’t read the small print

    • @highpferd7882
      @highpferd7882 5 років тому

      You are fake news

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 5 років тому +64

    For the record: Knaves has a long a sound, and is one syllable.

  • @sweatzyiscracked
    @sweatzyiscracked 3 роки тому +4

    8:06 The garage for "Crazy Rich Man" is from GTA, I distincly remember my dad playing it and I recognize the garage CLEARLY.

  • @josephkony3993
    @josephkony3993 5 років тому +128

    my theory is that women’s jean pockets are smaller so they’ll buy purses and spend more money
    edit: sorry, forgot to credit where i got this from. a comment from r/askreddit

    • @sphee4149
      @sphee4149 5 років тому +11

      Purse sellers and jeans designer :stonks

    • @mailliw94
      @mailliw94 5 років тому +11

      that's not even a theory. that's simply what is happening. women don't get pockets because the fashion industry wants them to buy bags. it's not even a secret.

    • @nightxiao
      @nightxiao 5 років тому

      Owen McCarvill uhh pretty sure you stole this comment

    • @mariegp5021
      @mariegp5021 5 років тому +1

      This is exactly the case. It's also why they don't put pockets on leggings either. Market cute clothes with no functionality, and make them buy expensive hand bags. Shit sucks man

    • @MistHarbinger
      @MistHarbinger 5 років тому +1

      Some of that, but also, women tend to prefer tighter fitting clothing where pockets ruin the line of the cut. There are plenty of women's apparel that have pockets, they're just looser styles. Every piece of clothing I've seen with fake pockets has been super skinny jeans or a fancy coat where having an actual pocket would make it look shitty.

  • @mipmop6969
    @mipmop6969 4 роки тому +36

    8:00 you missed the best part, it’s a screenshot of GTA V

  • @sunnivamhagatun
    @sunnivamhagatun 5 років тому +123

    Damien: “aww look at the little flower! ...waitwaitwait hold on, something’s gravely wrong here..”
    Me: *undertale flashbacks*

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 4 роки тому +2

      Thank. You. You. Are. A. Saint
      Hopefully you don't make ships or also you're a sinner

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 4 роки тому +1

      Else not also

    • @sunnivamhagatun
      @sunnivamhagatun 4 роки тому +2

      @@sarahcerar8049 idk what 'make ships' means

    • @TheyCallMeTheMonth
      @TheyCallMeTheMonth 4 роки тому +1

      Sunniva M. Hagatun No I shoot the undertale and deltarune because I am not a fan of games that use shipping like this.

    • @sunnivamhagatun
      @sunnivamhagatun 4 роки тому

      @Kyle The Peashooter ........ what?

  • @Ahonya666
    @Ahonya666 3 роки тому +2

    11:38 as a Spanish, this bill scares me..Wtf! We have public healthcare here and we only pay a minimum for medicines and maybe you have to pay a surgery (if it is not on the ones the public healthcare system allows you). Or if you want to go a private doctor (the most expensive treatment I've seen, without being a beauty surgery, is going to a dentist to have brackets, like 4000 € the cheapest)

  • @ericwhitlow7364
    @ericwhitlow7364 5 років тому +441

    Wait. Hydrogen infused water? H2O is HYDROGEN and oxygen. So it has more hydrogen than regular water?

    • @princessdio3686
      @princessdio3686 4 роки тому +29

      @@Fred_the_1996 Hydrogen peroxide has more oxygen, not more hydrogen (H2O vs. H2O2)

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому +15

      @@princessdio3686 omfg I must have been super distracted when I made that post. Thanks

    • @lexy1748
      @lexy1748 4 роки тому +31

      So its H3O

    • @johnharris8744
      @johnharris8744 4 роки тому

      @@lexy1748 yes

    • @2298839082508923859
      @2298839082508923859 4 роки тому +18

      Acid has some freefloating hydrogen atoms, so kinda bad marketing fo me as a chemist...

  • @kayceeaceclutz1638
    @kayceeaceclutz1638 5 років тому +107

    Guys have deep pockets so they can adjust their junk.

    • @MF_PORKy
      @MF_PORKy 5 років тому +10

      👀

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +14

      And that's a fact.

    • @MF_PORKy
      @MF_PORKy 5 років тому +5

      @@mercenarychef9465 Definitely

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 5 років тому +4

      I'd rather just straight up shove my hand into my pants. What kind of man is so afraid that they have to hide it in their pockets?

    • @MF_PORKy
      @MF_PORKy 5 років тому +9

      @@ZoofyZoof It's unsanitary

  • @Mizurichii
    @Mizurichii 5 років тому +53

    My son: Dad why am I named immeasurable?
    Me: Because my disappointment is "IMMEASURABLE"

  • @QuestionabIeStudios
    @QuestionabIeStudios 6 місяців тому +1

    I love stuff like the gas station ads, because not only does the ad not disturb you, but it entertains you, therefore you are WAY more probable to buy the product.

  • @khaledaljallad9130
    @khaledaljallad9130 5 років тому +71

    “Hydrogen infused water”
    I’m dead😂😂😂😂😂

    • @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704
      @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704 5 років тому +1

      To think the early Mercury astronauts disliked hydrogen infused water (they drank the waste products from the fuel cells) because it made them get hydrogen farts - they used Tang to mask the 'flat' taste of the water.

    • @Powersd451
      @Powersd451 4 роки тому +1

      Reminds me of a drink a classmate got a while ago.
      "H20O, with 10 times more oxygen to keep you going!" or something.
      We even asked the biology and chemistry teachers if they could make sense of it and they all believed it to be bogus marketing.

    • @greenreversecard2612
      @greenreversecard2612 4 роки тому

      Exactly. So just water

    • @seabassjames8222
      @seabassjames8222 4 роки тому

      @@Powersd451 H20O would be 10 times the hydrogen, not 10 times the oxygen. H2O10 would be 10 times the oxygen.

  • @brendanzio
    @brendanzio 5 років тому +46

    11:05 so glad that we have free healthcare where I live

    • @xord1946
      @xord1946 4 роки тому +5

      For a second I though "what the jell, 600$? That's quite expansive"

    • @dragonking1595
      @dragonking1595 4 роки тому +3

      Me: laughs in NHS!

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 4 роки тому

      I went to the hospital for being underweight once, I was a kid, and I know that hospital bills are expensive, so I try not to get hurt

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ 4 роки тому +1

      *laughs in brazilian*

    • @gabriel_as6776
      @gabriel_as6776 3 роки тому +1

      @@strawbxrrypanic_ certeza q um joelho inflamado n é meio milhão JSAHD

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 5 років тому +4

    This is my favorite Reddit reading series of yours.
    Oh goody, now I get to be righteously angry at people screwing over their fellow man.
    That’ll drown out the latent self hatred infesting all thoughts for at least half an hour.

  • @LukasJosai
    @LukasJosai 3 роки тому +5

    Regarding the printer, the alignment HAS TO be printed incolor - to align the color printing head

    • @horridbeast4089
      @horridbeast4089 3 роки тому

      fun fact, if you want it to stop printing it, set the printer to have sleep mode (just turn it on if you need to use it) and press the cancel button when it starts to print the page, the printer will cancel and set print mode to standard definition which is completely the same as high definition if you print via the windows legacy print program

  • @mipmop6969
    @mipmop6969 5 років тому +94

    Guess you’ll have to live with the fact you can’t read articles

    • @Queue3612
      @Queue3612 5 років тому +8

      this is why i donate to wikipedia. they are the one website that doesnt flood their site with ads, nor do they even charge you to use, its free and they only ask for donations

    • @pogchamp1138
      @pogchamp1138 5 років тому

      or u can use adblock

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke 5 років тому +6

      And then people wonder why no one knows the news... everytime we try and check HEY HERE'S SOME SHOES YOU COULD BUY INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THIS NEWS ABOUT A SHOOTING

    • @ultimatepunster5850
      @ultimatepunster5850 5 років тому +2

      Who reads news these days anyways? Unless it's something legitimately serious like a school shooting, or something about the planet itself, it's typically full of misinformation, fake facts, and a ton of opinionated arguments to sway you to one side or the other, instead of being truly neutral so as to give the viewers, or readers, a chance to think for themselves.
      I honestly just stick with Philip Defranco. At the the very least he cites his sources and allows you to fact check for yourselves in case you might not trust his word.

    • @justanothergalaxy8379
      @justanothergalaxy8379 5 років тому

      Aeowyyn And we have a winner!

  • @Korudo1322
    @Korudo1322 5 років тому +83

    "OK sign is racist to the nature"
    Emmkay: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @saincx0m9
      @saincx0m9 5 років тому

      really?

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 5 років тому +2

      Bullshit.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +5

      @@saincx0m9 Yeah and what's the stupid cherry on this sundae of idiot thinking is the ADL, the organization who had it labeled as a hate symbol, know that it's a hoax from 4Chan and context matters.
      www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/okay-hand-gesture

    • @User-sz7lw
      @User-sz7lw 5 років тому

      👌🏻

    • @couldbeme5561
      @couldbeme5561 5 років тому

      Tony Peppermint “Fighting hâte for good”

  • @jace_519
    @jace_519 5 років тому +15

    8:56 “when you click on a video” we know Damien, us men know

  • @toxicbrain1273
    @toxicbrain1273 3 роки тому +5

    the nerf gun is electronic, it runs on batteries and is semi auto, the "detection" is the darts are proprietary and wont fit anywhere, and the shape of the dart barrel wont fit other darts

  • @Abbyga1e
    @Abbyga1e 5 років тому +8

    "Its apple, you learn to live with it" I rest my case lol

  • @unrulyhavoc6594
    @unrulyhavoc6594 4 роки тому +199

    “Boys and girls and non binary friends!” THERES NO CHOICE NOT TO STAN DAMIEN

    • @xord1946
      @xord1946 4 роки тому +11

      I think the joke is that some people actually believe there is such a thing as a non binary gender.

    • @unrulyhavoc6594
      @unrulyhavoc6594 4 роки тому +28

      Xord Lol okay buddy

    • @unrulyhavoc6594
      @unrulyhavoc6594 4 роки тому +12

      *two sexes. lol open up a psychology book sometime

    • @xord1946
      @xord1946 4 роки тому +5

      @@unrulyhavoc6594 Sex and genfer mean the exact dame thing. Open a linguistic book some time.

    • @unrulyhavoc6594
      @unrulyhavoc6594 4 роки тому +21

      @@xord1946 holy fuck im laughing so hard dude. okay bud, have a nice weekend.

  • @marstar9410
    @marstar9410 5 років тому +15

    Women's pants have smaller pockets so that they can sell us purses and handbags.

  • @valarian4423
    @valarian4423 3 роки тому +7

    7:44 thank you Damien for the “and non-binary friends” addition. The color change makes me think it was an after thought but I’m no less happy!!

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +79

    If r/assholedesign and r/crappydesign had a child, what would it be?

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko 5 років тому +20

    I genuinely can't believe the cost of medical care in America. 😬

    • @kristinusvincent7890
      @kristinusvincent7890 5 років тому +1

      This is why they attacked Iraq. They have free healthcare during Saddam's reign.

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x 5 років тому +3

      Neither can we here in America. Between insurance companies, Drug companies and hospitals being able to set their own prices this is what we get.

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 5 років тому +15

    Anything goes when profit is the only goal! We live in a society.

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 3 роки тому +10

    11:04 whoever decided to set the prices for the hospital bill needs to first: be punched in the face, and second: be locked up for life in prison because that is straight up illegal. Sure, SOME hospitals have high bills, but never THIS high. That just ain't right.

    • @DunnoWhatToPut
      @DunnoWhatToPut 2 роки тому +1

      if you need someone to blame you should blame the insurance companys because it's they're fault

    • @MeowtronStar
      @MeowtronStar 2 роки тому

      Is this a real medical bill? Like it's not possible. I'm not from the US but health insurance is not a popular thing in my country and a knee transplant without insurance costs like $2500 here. $3000 maybe if we include all other charges at an extremely expensive private hospital. A $0.6 million hospital bill is not imaginable even for an ultra-capitalist country. This is a troll, right?

    • @tehhypergamer963
      @tehhypergamer963 2 роки тому

      @@MeowtronStar I legit have NEVER seen hospital bills be that high. I know some of them can be expensive, but the one in this video just seems insane to me.

    • @DunnoWhatToPut
      @DunnoWhatToPut 2 роки тому

      @@MeowtronStar nope it is sadly 😥

    • @DunnoWhatToPut
      @DunnoWhatToPut 2 роки тому

      @@tehhypergamer963 its a very common occurrence

  • @ziv576
    @ziv576 5 років тому +25

    No one:
    Absolutely No One:
    Absolutely Zero Carbon Based Life Forms on this Madhouse of a planet:
    Damien: MAAC-AFEEEEEEEE

  • @ezra4785
    @ezra4785 5 років тому +197

    "that's the bread and butter for you boys and girls"
    "and nonbinary friends"
    ok that made me happy

    • @hayliemarie9225
      @hayliemarie9225 4 роки тому +20

      @tbonbrad Mate, they literally just said it made them happy. We really did not ask for your *whole* view on it.

    • @_.xlegacyx._ky7438
      @_.xlegacyx._ky7438 4 роки тому +20

      The non-binary friends part was one of my favorite things in this video

    • @hayliemarie9225
      @hayliemarie9225 4 роки тому +5

      @REASON I don't know OP's gender so I used they/them pronouns.

    • @ABitSoupy
      @ABitSoupy 4 роки тому +2

      @tbonbrad Enby. Thats pretty much the only other name for the label.

    • @craftminer49er
      @craftminer49er 4 роки тому

      tbonbrad you aren’t a conservative

  • @lieutenantmeatball5590
    @lieutenantmeatball5590 5 років тому +16

    This iPhone has been compromised!
    Me: using an iPad

  • @khursheedjahankadry
    @khursheedjahankadry 4 роки тому +23

    5:00
    That’s also straight up murder
    Pls like so that damien can see

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 3 роки тому

      The best part is that it's right on the package that there's 5 pills inside. Not even hidden in the slightest. Why would they add this much extra packaging when they're not even _trying_ to screw people over?

  • @lieffian
    @lieffian 5 років тому +12

    The pizza is from Walmart, even worse, it’s their deli house brand

  • @danhinchliffe7622
    @danhinchliffe7622 5 років тому +22

    "Your iPhone has been comprimised"
    But.. I don't have an iPhone.

  • @jaxonumberger3179
    @jaxonumberger3179 5 років тому +23

    I literally always thought that the title said, "Sholedesign" but I just realized that it's assholedesign

    • @spel1471
      @spel1471 4 роки тому +1

      Me, jokingly: 🏁

  • @goroaku
    @goroaku 3 роки тому +22

    OMFG, I’ve never seen this video until today AND OF COURSE IT’S THE ONE FEATURING MY FANART.

  • @User-pf2mn
    @User-pf2mn 5 років тому +25

    Every country: *Expensive medical care*
    Canada: Let me introduce myself

    • @samiliasregina7670
      @samiliasregina7670 5 років тому +3

      Also ,the Scandinavian nations

    • @Tasherenity
      @Tasherenity 5 років тому +3

      Australia: *waves*

    • @rud9599
      @rud9599 5 років тому +1

      Indian hospitals take fees on basis of person's income

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 5 років тому

      Yeah, but government health-care is always atrocious, and raises the overall cost for quality attention. Quality, and healthy business competition don't matter when government health-care can't go out of business.

    • @anarc7125
      @anarc7125 5 років тому +5

      @@Ranstone Extremely high quality health care doesn't matter if only the top 1% can pay for it. You can have both good and cheap health care, even if the government runs it. Everybody just have to stop trying to milk money from dying people.

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller 4 роки тому +66

    "Why wouldn't you just use bluetooth."
    Clearly you've never actually used it for doing anything other than listenening to music or watching videos.

    • @dianaval6082
      @dianaval6082 4 роки тому +1

      Umm what

    • @gurogoth
      @gurogoth 4 роки тому +1

      What are you talking about...?

    • @catherinevaz6139
      @catherinevaz6139 4 роки тому +2

      It means that you can’t actually charge your phone AND listen to music / watch videos at the same time. Bluetooth is useless when you want to do that and it’s infuriating.
      I refused to buy this $40 device they tried to sell me with the phone, so I just bought knockoff earbuds that I connect to my phone while it’s charging. So much cheaper!

    • @dracyndutch4306
      @dracyndutch4306 3 роки тому +7

      It means that for high quality audio or video Bluetooth is shit.
      No, your airpod pros are no exception.
      Now I'm going to stream my 4k video to my TV over USB C as Android can do that.

  • @cjridz8978
    @cjridz8978 5 років тому +9

    Something funny: exists
    Damien: _w e e z i n g i n t e n s i f i e s_

  • @mattslosman6814
    @mattslosman6814 4 роки тому +3

    Damien: *5 ads in 14 minutes*
    Zaboomafoo video: *similar ratio in 50+ minutes *
    Damien: THIS WILL NOT STAND

  • @samiliasregina7670
    @samiliasregina7670 5 років тому +16

    “ Certain sites” yeah I get you Damian

  • @boyisbored6421
    @boyisbored6421 5 років тому +9

    UA-cam has asshole design. I just got a notification for this. Today. For a video I've already seen. Days later.

  • @steffi9533
    @steffi9533 5 років тому +10

    Emkay be playing with sky and posts a vid while doing that?
    What a madlad

  • @theanzac208
    @theanzac208 4 роки тому

    The one about the ad blocker blocking 91 adds brings back memories of the one time my ad blocker blocked almost 400 ads from one website.

  • @altdelctrl4489
    @altdelctrl4489 5 років тому +14

    Just imagine, Damien was SwaggerSouls the whole time.

  • @turtlewarrior7946
    @turtlewarrior7946 5 років тому +4

    "Give the ladies some pockets" Damien 2019
    U got my vote.

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 4 роки тому +6

    Part of me wonders how badly we could destroy society if everything had to be honest. Or at least I feel like if companies had to be completely honest and up front nobody would buy anything. But that’s just based on these videos.

  • @laurenb382
    @laurenb382 4 роки тому +2

    Good job, thank you for including everybody!

  • @animationsfa4478
    @animationsfa4478 5 років тому +11

    "even with my mush brain thats not gonna fly"

  • @yuhhdice5139
    @yuhhdice5139 5 років тому +6

    Emkay is our commander and dad

  • @ghostiecat695
    @ghostiecat695 5 років тому +7

    11:32 holy crap! Now i'm REALLY glad that I live in Canada!

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 4 роки тому +1

    I bought a cactus once with a little flower on it. My parents told me it was fake but I believed it was a real cactus with a real flower. Turns out we were both right and wrong. The cactus was real, but the flower was glued to the top. I can still remember the sadness at this discovery.

  • @AyakSors
    @AyakSors 5 років тому +4

    The dove soap one is because of the different oz. but the same size packaging.

  • @hamkamisra5353
    @hamkamisra5353 5 років тому +50

    Why would people do this to other people. Aren't we all the same? We're all humans right?

    • @pixiebubbles2628
      @pixiebubbles2628 5 років тому +6

      Some just want to watch the world burn

    • @idonthaveanygoodnametouse1704
      @idonthaveanygoodnametouse1704 5 років тому +4

      I'd say the humanity of the people running companies like this is highly debatable.

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 років тому +1

      Some people think they're better than everyone. It's a dumb thought

    • @kacpers6975
      @kacpers6975 5 років тому

      I'd rather take advantage of people and get more money.

    • @creeperx3sssboom347
      @creeperx3sssboom347 5 років тому +1

      @@kacpers6975 ... I hope that's sarcasm

  • @k8rgrl
    @k8rgrl 5 років тому +10

    It' isn't "No artificial flavors" It's "No, artificial flavors"

  • @d.perezduarte
    @d.perezduarte 3 роки тому +3

    5:26 bro i went to universal yesterday and its so you buy the “freestyle coca cola cup” where you can refill throughout the day, im assuming if you take off the chip the machine wont work because it also scans the freestyle cups

  • @SweetYuzu.
    @SweetYuzu. 5 років тому +17

    Nobody:
    Damien: Wheezes

  • @miu9790
    @miu9790 5 років тому +17

    Can’t people just do their job?

  • @SillyAmgee
    @SillyAmgee 5 років тому +6

    Ahh i love EmKay wheezes at midnight

  • @howtowhackguide103
    @howtowhackguide103 3 роки тому +2

    7:23 i know this was a year ago but i think the grills on these were to stop people from punch or kicking the glass of the vending machine ultimately giving “free snacks” when the glass is broken. you can see the two holes to place in coins/ take out the snack