Four months later, how did this get almost half a million views again? LULW --- Next up, Forsen reacts to Sseth's Kenshi review! ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html And Rimworld review: ua-cam.com/video/bra7CHYdmv4/v-deo.html
@@brunoactis1104 I watched Seth's DF and SS13 videos 4 times today each and all were those react videos. I already watched those videos few times as well as made few friends and girlfriend his fans who spam me whenever he uploads new video even though I probably saw it before them anyway. It was worth it. Rewatching his videos is gonna be a family sport in my house. A Christmas movie better than Die Hard.
Sseth's vids are so re-watchable and it's because his jokes are almost like poetry. The wording of them works every time. Or maybe I'm just exactly the type of person that the humour is aimed at, idk.
@@Smarackto It's the type of people. One little word from a twitch staff member or tweet down the sjw grape vine and vox media will jump all over it. Most twitch streamers wouldn't show those videos on their stream like for example greek and xqc have skipped his videos because of the content. Sseth has had to create a second channel already in case this one goes down.
@@tomminky23 that's is what I'm afraid of, youtube is easily pushed by SJWs and yt IS part of the SJW, they try to keep the site for kids so companies come to put ads in here, as soon as they get aware of this guy's content he will probably be banned for a reason or another as sensitive cunts will boycott everything
I remember a few years ago when I played Space station 13 and got to play as the station AI; I waited for very long playing nice with the crew while also helping rebels to take over the station and kill all of security all while playing them as well since they didn't know I had been opening all the air locks and managed to turn on the station defences and I ended the game by killing all of the players on board except myself.
There's also a ripple affect, where Oneyplays' SS13 vid gets bumped back into circulation, because it's one of the top search results for "SS13 Stories". So Sseth actually caused more than just 1 tide.
@jack stone Look I never said it was an achievable dream I just said I'm going to have to wait a little longer to even try. I did get 30 minutes into a Sseth station round with clean main hallways though, until I ran out of space cleaner that is, so I'm proud of that at least.
im glad the guy started making videos again, he started years ago with league meme guides, was funny as fuck, he could do any kind of video and make it entertaining
Yeah but it's only a matter of time till butthurt "anti-fascist" folks hear about his mildly offensive memes and start spamming YT, Twitter and Patreon to Alex Jones him.
There's a strategy where you can wield a coffin, beat someone to death with it, throw them in the coffin and repeat. Every time you throw a new person into the coffin... the weight increases, and in that way that increases the damage. Eventually, you create a legendary weapon.
- I think because a lot of people think sseth is gonna be “ruined” by exposure, which is stupid since his video have been gaining traction for the past 3 months. Im sure sseth is happy about that
@penalcrack OMEGALUL.. for real.. anybody can tell that thats just a joke... sseth is a character and is here to entertain.. i dont take any ideas he says and take them like they are actual thoughts ... they are intentded jokes. nobody is being harmed here. people in the past few years have all been getting more sensitive and act like words somehow hurt people in a way that would be illegal. also while i destiny is a strong debater (I think he clearly won the argument with JPL) that does not mean he is right in everything he says... becuase mostly he is a drama twitch streamer that infuses his opinions to his fans as if they were facts ... and the stuff he did with that girl in New Zealand was Cringy as fuck and shows that a large part of the left are actually cucks and hippies
@penalcrack i dont know enough about Hasan to judge what he said...but to be honest i never heard of this guy outside of these "coop drama streams" Rajj Patel and the other ones like this
@penalcrack I'm baffled that your own proud gamer folk doesn't pick up on you leaking sarcasm out of every orifice imaginable. That is equally amusing and sad. I guess, nicely meme'd? ☭👌
i can confirm that r&d is normally quite a chill department, i've never really found myself in much danger while in r&d. worst that's really happened has been one round where someone made a gelatinous cube that got free of the xenobio area and nearly killed me, and another round where i accidentally trapped myself in a room where i had also accidentally scrubbed all the oxygen from due to not turning off a portable scrubber after using it as part of a research bomb. that... was not a great time.
What's funny is Forsen never did wanted to '' react '' to his videos he hates that shit , however chat made him do it but hey at least he exprienced the comedic genius that is Sseth himself.
Dwarf fortress isn't hat bad, as Sseth said follow a few tutorials and you'll get the basics, and if you can enjoy the story building it does, and the crazy shit your dwarves will get up to, then you'll love it. Prepare for reading in the game and keep the wiki open and you can do just about anything. For example, my current fort is in the process of producing an industrial stream of pornography (Figurines) and marital aides (Scepters) for the rest of the world.
@DerShrimp1 it is indeed , that is just the name of the comix and it was introduced at butsmitty at first. ( look this gets convoluted pretty easily) .
@DerShrimp1 Exatly. I only read Alfie and rest of the follow up comix on it and site is just a mess sometimes. It leads u to the last (curent) page if u google alfie comix and click on it. As for his artstyle yes that definitly lead me to him when i first saw Sseths videos.
can you do a remake of this video and just sync the original sseth video with chat on top in the translucent way you have it now? chat is fun to look at but the homeless guy who framed a cereal box is really boring and distracting. thank you! :)
Copied from Sseth's comment section. I ran an entire fortress on the produce I could harvest from cats. Cat meat, cat fat, cat bones, cat leather, and cat offals. This is why I always buy two cats, male and female, to ensure that if my agricultural project fails to be developed the first or second year I can fall back on eating the cats. Make sure that they're not adopted before you slaughter them! Yeah, about those damn werebeasts, they're fucking everywhere! My latest fortress fell to the spread of lycanthropy, to be specific it was werehyena disease that spread through my fortress without me ever realizing this till it was too late. The first dwarf to attract the disease was most likely one of my soldiers, who did kill the second werebeast that approached my fortress and died just outside the massive entrance. The first werebeast was a human wereraccoon, and seeing that the first diseased dwarf turned into a werehyena I can discount him, the first werebeast to attack my fortress, as the progenitor behind this plague. The second and third, and so on, dwarf to turn all turned into the same weretype: the werehyena. To detect this corruption it took me six in-game years and one goblin siege. The fortress had been semi-stable, few deaths, and a military that made short work of anything. Sadly, I did not have the ability to provide my military dwarves with metal armor, but I did equip them with leather armor, a shield, a spear, and a crossbow each; with 150 bolts shared between ten dwarves. Their skill as soldiers made up for the lacking equipment. The main issue was the supply of agricultural produce to keep my stills going; my meat industry was kept going with fish, cats, unassorted wildlife, and bovines - yaks mainly. This changed after the fortress gained notoriety with the local goblin fortress after I've exported over 10,000 in value in one go with a distant human city. The goblins attacked and I ordered everyone into the royal dining hall. My military moved to block off the entrance. As the military and the goblins butchered one another in the long entrance corridor leading to the trading depot of my fortress, my civilian dwarves were brawling for their bearded lives. Several dwarves had turned into werehyenas and were attacking baby dwarves and their parents in a frenzy. This had almost one hundred civilians to throw themselves against the werehyenas. Body parts, offals, teeth, blood, vomit, mangled corpses everywhere, and equipment were pilling up in the dining hall by the second. The last goblin was torn to pieces by a group of wrestlers, one carrying her child in her arms. I released the civilians from the burrow assigned to the dining hall and replaced the dead soldiers. I had yet to notice the piles of dead in the dining room, which is why I didn't notice another mistake I made when reestablished order to my military. When I noticed the dead werehyenas and dead dwarves I sighed and began going through a list of possible ways of containing the spread of corruption, which I discounted as I saw the extent of unbridled butchery that had spread blood almost throughout my entire fortress. Then my military began to die in their barracks. I paned across my fortress and saw more and more werehyenas dashing down long mountain corridors, ripping into defenseless dwarves, killing cats and other animals. I conceded defeat and retired the fortress. Other stories are far more fantastical and/or strangely coincidental that they render the fall of this particular fortress lesser than it is. Like how a fortress I played many years ago ended up being governed by two sadists, the major and the sheriff, who also was assigned the role of the hammerer. Between these two assholes, the fortress flourished despite the mayor issuing retarded demands (Such as export bans on my most numerous goods. Expertly starving trade between the elves, humans, and another local dwarven fort) and the sheriff having happy thoughts about doing a day of good work (Brutal punishment of criminals). Whatever the mayor did when putting out a new demand it was almost always impossible to meet. Each demand was simply a pending prison sentence for some unlucky dwarf. Now, this sheriff was a beast of a fighter. He singlehandedly bull rushed into a group of elves, dodged all their arrows, dodged all their attacks, and grabbed two elves by their necks which he threw so hard that they flew very far away and down a cliff to their deaths. The rest he either knocked into trees so hard they exploded or one-punched them to death. My military arrived too late to give the elves a chance to flee. When I gave him a war hammer he became my guilty conscience. One dwarf he was ordered to punish he chained out in the open and abandoned him there for disorderly conduct. Other dwarves used him, the offender, as a mean for emotional support, crying on his shoulders, talking to him, or punching him for feeling unhappy. He stood out in the hail of the night and dwarves would approach him, gently put their head on his shoulder and bitterly cry. When a cat and dog had a short brawl he hauled the cat down into the prison dungeon below his office that straddled a raging river and a bridge. He executed the cat with a ballista. Yes, I did build that ballista earlier for executions, but I did not order him to execute the cat. He chained the cat to a wall opposite the ballista, he armed the ballista, and since it was set to allow free fire he released the massive arrow. What was left of the cat were tufts of hair, which was just enough to create a pair of mittens for him (Those he wore till the end of the fortress). Each criminal he physically punished he crippled or killed with one blow of that iron war hammer. And so that fortress continued till he'd killed too many dwarves that I had a tantrum spiral. The sheriff was the sole survivor of that fort.
Been there, done that! It's in the description (and also as a pinned comment): ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html In case that shortened link doesn't work: ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html
Sseth is a legend.. Watch the original video instead of having Forzen interrupting on the corner of the video and to support Sseth. Not hating on Forzen, I just don't like that money is going to the wrong people :)
space station 13 is no joke like he said in video , i play the game like 1-2 month ago when i see his video about the game and i spend all my during my first match beating up myself to death and start bleeding then i spend tons of times scream in chat where is doctor room until i found it and then spend more and more time taking pills and medi kit , but guess why that happen ?? because if you click on yourself you will beat yourself unless there is a food in your right/left hand and if there is something that isn't food or drink then your character beat itself to point i bleed so bad move so slowly and people start stair at me like dumb idiot just because i try to figure out how to use items xD
Ssethtzeentach is the best game reviewer and the best UA-cam channel ever existed and will exist in this whole freaking world. And nobody cares about what you reacts to it.
LOL get real; the game looks like minecraft but worse somehow...and blizzard games ...don't talk about them. How did they make a game where you can be an elf but you can't jump to avoid attacks? x.x
@@greatpower6063 you can jump to avoid attacks in df and just because a game doesn't have good graphics doesn't mean its a bad game graphics is one of the least important things about a game
@@greatpower6063 You're a fool if you think DF is a bad game, the game can auto generate worlds and stories more in depth than the entire AAA franchises. Visuals don't mean shit.. I'll just assume you didnt know how to build a door..
I just wish Seth didn't stage and straight up make up so much shit about SS13. There's tons and tons of content and shit to do on the game but a lot of what he showed is either maximum truth-stretching, or total made up bullshit.
-Potassium and water explode immediately when ingested together, you cannot use them as ticking time bombs -Entire furry massacre sequence was staged, probably on a private server using bots or alts (There are furry degenerates on this game but not at this magnitude, and definitely not on any large public TG code servers, which is what was being shown) - You cannot surgically attach pizzas to people -Cans launched from vending machines do no damage, they bump into you harmlessly -The hallucinations from one bite of a laced donut would last like 1 minute due to such a small dose. Wouldn't cause serverwide mayhem and death. Small bonus list of shitty things he showed which is hated by most, if not all, of the SS13 community: -metacomming (speaking with friends over skype or some other shit, especially to coordinate attacks on people) -Killing or seriously injuring people for no real reason as a non-antag Awesome things he could have mentioned instead of making shit up: -Entire game evolved from some kid experimenting with atmospherics -Atmospherics system in the game is like nothing else available currently (Pressure system, temperature system, Temperature and Pressure regulation, multitude of gases all with their own properties and uses) -Power generation and consumption -The autistic mindfuck that is the Supermatter Engine (other engines are nutty but SM takes the cake) -The ACTUAL crazy shit that tends to happen in-game that is 10x more crazy and funny than the shit he made up. Look up a channel called Boat Bomber to see what I mean -Medical system (varies depending on server's roleplay intensity, can go from basic limb and organ damage and repair, to basically needing to go through med school to understand) -The full-featured fan spin-off servers for Fallout and Colonial Marines (Colonial Marines server is one of the largest public servers and is basically its own game at this point) -Fuckloads more, my fingers hurt I can elaborate more on whatever you want me to, would be happy to.
@@Dorf274 Your whole ''elaboration'' only proves that you're an ignorant to the subject, all that he said was accurate to SS13, the only thing that you can actually criticize him about is him staging the actual parts in the video as they weren't recorded in game (not all of them, but some), but rather with a few friends trying to simulate what happened, other than that it's all good.
But people who never even knew the game existed before seeing his video have no way of knowing that the stuff is staged. Its a really bad representation of the game, and if he had more respect for the game and its community, he would have gone out of his way to show it properly. I get that that probably wouldn't have made for an entertaining video and wouldn't really fit his style at all, but if he wasn't gonna commit to that then he probably should have just not done a video at all. The video made me laugh and I enjoyed it, but once I got into a round not long after it dropped, and I saw the absolute mess it created, it was hard not to go back through it and see how he could have done better to bring players who actually wanted to be part of the community, rather than 80 assistants all wanting to do CRAAAAAAAZY shit just like papa Seth.
Four months later, how did this get almost half a million views again? LULW
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Next up, Forsen reacts to Sseth's Kenshi review! ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html
And Rimworld review: ua-cam.com/video/bra7CHYdmv4/v-deo.html
Thank you so much for this! FeelsOkayMan :point_right: ❤️
Only watched half the Kenshi review live, thanks FeelsGoodMan
Daniil KKomrade
To this day your the second person I know that has the same name as me.
so you are making video of someone reacting to another video ? srsly ? amazing content ...
A Twitch chat room reacts to two funny videos while a man with a facecam occasionally sneezes in the background.
yeah intense content right :D ?
And they give him lotsa money for that. Explain that.
Any video gets 100% better when it's accompanied by Forsen's chat. Forsen's presence is not required here. We watch for the chat
I don't even know the guy. It's just an excuse to watch a Sseth video for the 5th time.
@@brunoactis1104 I watched Seth's DF and SS13 videos 4 times today each and all were those react videos. I already watched those videos few times as well as made few friends and girlfriend his fans who spam me whenever he uploads new video even though I probably saw it before them anyway. It was worth it. Rewatching his videos is gonna be a family sport in my house. A Christmas movie better than Die Hard.
Sseth's vids are so re-watchable and it's because his jokes are almost like poetry. The wording of them works every time. Or maybe I'm just exactly the type of person that the humour is aimed at, idk.
You're a true Christian.
Our beloved warlord's content is truly timeless
Amen brother.
His words are so smooth that everytime you listen, you feel like you missed a word or joke, and who knows? You mighta.
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
hey hey people
ZULUL
mandalore here, today, we're going to take a look at an older game
*insert black guy*
People are gonna get Sseth channel banned if they give him this exposure to "normies".
Calling retarded plebs normies omegalul
yeah because having like 350K subs is totally a number unnoticed by people...
@@Smarackto It's the type of people. One little word from a twitch staff member or tweet down the sjw grape vine and vox media will jump all over it. Most twitch streamers wouldn't show those videos on their stream like for example greek and xqc have skipped his videos because of the content. Sseth has had to create a second channel already in case this one goes down.
@@tomminky23 that's is what I'm afraid of, youtube is easily pushed by SJWs and yt IS part of the SJW, they try to keep the site for kids so companies come to put ads in here, as soon as they get aware of this guy's content he will probably be banned for a reason or another as sensitive cunts will boycott everything
That's what happens when the Overton Window is next to Marx
Damnit stop giving him attention you'll get him banned lmao
We need to back up his vids so we can reupload, when the worst case scenario is in effect.
people were very retarded 3 years ago it seems
I remember a few years ago when I played Space station 13 and got to play as the station AI; I waited for very long playing nice with the crew while also helping rebels to take over the station and kill all of security all while playing them as well since they didn't know I had been opening all the air locks and managed to turn on the station defences and I ended the game by killing all of the players on board except myself.
HAL simulator
oh no it's the ssetch tide all over again
Fitting name.
Did more people come to ss13 because of it?
@@julissawelchez Yeah, the average playerbase was around ~600 people for the past few years and now it's about ~1,400 players.
There's also a ripple affect, where Oneyplays' SS13 vid gets bumped back into circulation, because it's one of the top search results for "SS13 Stories". So Sseth actually caused more than just 1 tide.
I can't believe Forsen released Ssethtide 2.0
Just when I thought SS13 was getting better after that tide... Good lord.
Yeah, I think I'll wait on my dreams of a clean station as Janitor for a bit longer...
You can't escape the grey tide, my friend. You can kill the shitters but the idea will live on
@@lyon2475 you may as well have your own server with bots you have if you want that to come true.
@jack stone Look I never said it was an achievable dream I just said I'm going to have to wait a little longer to even try. I did get 30 minutes into a Sseth station round with clean main hallways though, until I ran out of space cleaner that is, so I'm proud of that at least.
I am Inevitable
im glad the guy started making videos again, he started years ago with league meme guides, was funny as fuck, he could do any kind of video and make it entertaining
Yeah but it's only a matter of time till butthurt "anti-fascist" folks hear about his mildly offensive memes and start spamming YT, Twitter and Patreon to Alex Jones him.
@@mr.strugglesnuggle6668
well, at least he has a patreon going on, so at least he'll be able to eat microwave lasagna
Guy watches guy that actually makes content and laughs periodically while filming himself.
Well I doubt he can do better than that.. I mean.. He thinks Heroes of Might and Magic is complicated...
There's a strategy where you can wield a coffin, beat someone to death with it, throw them in the coffin and repeat. Every time you throw a new person into the coffin... the weight increases, and in that way that increases the damage. Eventually, you create a legendary weapon.
that guy can make any game seem fun
Really, none of these games are fun to even medium-passionate gamers. You have to be a madman. Sseth is fun. That's the difference.
@@stuflames4769 Your definitoin of fun is realy bland
Forsen laughing at some video FeelsGoodMan
and chat
>Space station 13... oh, ah, that's that new game that's been in beta for a while, ya?
Years
it's just a more creative way to watch these two masterpieces again
rest in peace ss13 for the next couple years
GREYTIDE STATION WIDE
So ss dead now? :>
normies: can it run crisis?
me, and intellectual: can it run dwarf fortress?
I have never seen forsAaan this happy, seth really is out here making us laugh ✡️
yeah for real, I dont understand why so many ppl are hating on forsen in this comment section rn.
- I think because a lot of people think sseth is gonna be “ruined” by exposure, which is stupid since his video have been gaining traction for the past 3 months. Im sure sseth is happy about that
SS13? New?
Oh my sweet summer child.
Man I cried laughin at the Dwarf fortress review never laughed so healthy in my life
Check that dudes UA-cam out if you liked it you won't regret it xD
Sseth's reviews are incredible
Actually Reacting. Old Forsen PepeHands
seeing seth get attention is good .. his vids are amazing
penalcrack is that a pewdiepie joke?
@penalcrack OMEGALUL.. for real.. anybody can tell that thats just a joke... sseth is a character and is here to entertain.. i dont take any ideas he says and take them like they are actual thoughts ... they are intentded jokes. nobody is being harmed here. people in the past few years have all been getting more sensitive and act like words somehow hurt people in a way that would be illegal. also while i destiny is a strong debater (I think he clearly won the argument with JPL) that does not mean he is right in everything he says... becuase mostly he is a drama twitch streamer that infuses his opinions to his fans as if they were facts ... and the stuff he did with that girl in New Zealand was Cringy as fuck and shows that a large part of the left are actually cucks and hippies
@penalcrack i dont know enough about Hasan to judge what he said...but to be honest i never heard of this guy outside of these "coop drama streams" Rajj Patel and the other ones like this
@penalcrack DESTINY OMEGAPOGGERS
@penalcrack I'm baffled that your own proud gamer folk doesn't pick up on you leaking sarcasm out of every orifice imaginable. That is equally amusing and sad. I guess, nicely meme'd? ☭👌
gonna off myself if forsen starts playing ss13, we dont need another greyshirt apocalypse.
Well, I would say that the Ssethtide was suprisingly friendly.
SSethtiders are cute and fun, the Forsencaust will be awful
@@TheAnalatheist I've been meaning to get back into the game, tell me when the storms blown over won't you?
@@FoeReaper "A lot of forsen's viewers are ancientfags from 4chan"
lmao fucking what. No they're not, jesus christ.
Imagine forsen reacting to lifeweb
im so glad he's getting more recognition
@Donald J. Trump we have ssethtzeentach.com
TheGingerDragon id still rather watch him on UA-cam tbh, I’m not a merchant so I don’t really have any reason to go to the website just yet.
I love Sseth.
i can confirm that r&d is normally quite a chill department, i've never really found myself in much danger while in r&d. worst that's really happened has been one round where someone made a gelatinous cube that got free of the xenobio area and nearly killed me, and another round where i accidentally trapped myself in a room where i had also accidentally scrubbed all the oxygen from due to not turning off a portable scrubber after using it as part of a research bomb. that... was not a great time.
That part with the ginger afro dude holy shit I laughed so hard tears came out
What's funny is Forsen never did wanted to '' react '' to his videos he hates that shit , however chat made him do it but hey at least he exprienced the comedic genius that is Sseth himself.
Couldn't say it better myself man
I don't know why this video was in my recommends, or why I clicked on it, but the goblins make me glad that I did
Best part? BEST FUCKING PART? Its all true. Dwarf Fortress is insane man
Dwarf fortress isn't hat bad, as Sseth said follow a few tutorials and you'll get the basics, and if you can enjoy the story building it does, and the crazy shit your dwarves will get up to, then you'll love it. Prepare for reading in the game and keep the wiki open and you can do just about anything. For example, my current fort is in the process of producing an industrial stream of pornography (Figurines) and marital aides (Scepters) for the rest of the world.
blandest man in the world watches creative video to gain views 1019
steam version of Dwarf Fortress comes out Fall/Winter 2022 :)
"I'll add them to my potential to do list" Kapp
"I, The King, Was full of Shite"
Btw those goblins are from Alfie comix.
@DerShrimp1 it is indeed , that is just the name of the comix and it was introduced at butsmitty at first. ( look this gets convoluted pretty easily) .
@DerShrimp1 Exatly. I only read Alfie and rest of the follow up comix on it and site is just a mess sometimes. It leads u to the last (curent) page if u google alfie comix and click on it. As for his artstyle yes that definitly lead me to him when i first saw Sseths videos.
@@mex_I.M My good friend, all I need is to look up Incase on rule34 and I can find all of his work there.
E-hentai is where all the good shit is my dudes
I'm so glad that Seth is getting the recognition and spotlight he deserves!
6:38 "Gynecomastia Cure" on Bookmarks LUL
Wutface NORMIES IN THE COMMENTS
"Reaction"
Nooooooo you need to react harder Mr. Fors Pepega :mega:
SSeth is our savior
okay youtube i will watch this, please stop recommending this to me
Why the fuck i keep rewatching this
can you do a remake of this video and just sync the original sseth video with chat on top in the translucent way you have it now? chat is fun to look at but the homeless guy who framed a cereal box is really boring and distracting. thank you! :)
Copied from Sseth's comment section.
I ran an entire fortress on the produce I could harvest from cats. Cat meat, cat fat, cat bones, cat leather, and cat offals. This is why I always buy two cats, male and female, to ensure that if my agricultural project fails to be developed the first or second year I can fall back on eating the cats. Make sure that they're not adopted before you slaughter them!
Yeah, about those damn werebeasts, they're fucking everywhere! My latest fortress fell to the spread of lycanthropy, to be specific it was werehyena disease that spread through my fortress without me ever realizing this till it was too late. The first dwarf to attract the disease was most likely one of my soldiers, who did kill the second werebeast that approached my fortress and died just outside the massive entrance. The first werebeast was a human wereraccoon, and seeing that the first diseased dwarf turned into a werehyena I can discount him, the first werebeast to attack my fortress, as the progenitor behind this plague. The second and third, and so on, dwarf to turn all turned into the same weretype: the werehyena. To detect this corruption it took me six in-game years and one goblin siege.
The fortress had been semi-stable, few deaths, and a military that made short work of anything. Sadly, I did not have the ability to provide my military dwarves with metal armor, but I did equip them with leather armor, a shield, a spear, and a crossbow each; with 150 bolts shared between ten dwarves. Their skill as soldiers made up for the lacking equipment. The main issue was the supply of agricultural produce to keep my stills going; my meat industry was kept going with fish, cats, unassorted wildlife, and bovines - yaks mainly. This changed after the fortress gained notoriety with the local goblin fortress after I've exported over 10,000 in value in one go with a distant human city.
The goblins attacked and I ordered everyone into the royal dining hall. My military moved to block off the entrance. As the military and the goblins butchered one another in the long entrance corridor leading to the trading depot of my fortress, my civilian dwarves were brawling for their bearded lives. Several dwarves had turned into werehyenas and were attacking baby dwarves and their parents in a frenzy. This had almost one hundred civilians to throw themselves against the werehyenas. Body parts, offals, teeth, blood, vomit, mangled corpses everywhere, and equipment were pilling up in the dining hall by the second.
The last goblin was torn to pieces by a group of wrestlers, one carrying her child in her arms. I released the civilians from the burrow assigned to the dining hall and replaced the dead soldiers. I had yet to notice the piles of dead in the dining room, which is why I didn't notice another mistake I made when reestablished order to my military. When I noticed the dead werehyenas and dead dwarves I sighed and began going through a list of possible ways of containing the spread of corruption, which I discounted as I saw the extent of unbridled butchery that had spread blood almost throughout my entire fortress. Then my military began to die in their barracks.
I paned across my fortress and saw more and more werehyenas dashing down long mountain corridors, ripping into defenseless dwarves, killing cats and other animals. I conceded defeat and retired the fortress.
Other stories are far more fantastical and/or strangely coincidental that they render the fall of this particular fortress lesser than it is. Like how a fortress I played many years ago ended up being governed by two sadists, the major and the sheriff, who also was assigned the role of the hammerer. Between these two assholes, the fortress flourished despite the mayor issuing retarded demands (Such as export bans on my most numerous goods. Expertly starving trade between the elves, humans, and another local dwarven fort) and the sheriff having happy thoughts about doing a day of good work (Brutal punishment of criminals). Whatever the mayor did when putting out a new demand it was almost always impossible to meet. Each demand was simply a pending prison sentence for some unlucky dwarf.
Now, this sheriff was a beast of a fighter. He singlehandedly bull rushed into a group of elves, dodged all their arrows, dodged all their attacks, and grabbed two elves by their necks which he threw so hard that they flew very far away and down a cliff to their deaths. The rest he either knocked into trees so hard they exploded or one-punched them to death. My military arrived too late to give the elves a chance to flee. When I gave him a war hammer he became my guilty conscience.
One dwarf he was ordered to punish he chained out in the open and abandoned him there for disorderly conduct. Other dwarves used him, the offender, as a mean for emotional support, crying on his shoulders, talking to him, or punching him for feeling unhappy. He stood out in the hail of the night and dwarves would approach him, gently put their head on his shoulder and bitterly cry.
When a cat and dog had a short brawl he hauled the cat down into the prison dungeon below his office that straddled a raging river and a bridge. He executed the cat with a ballista. Yes, I did build that ballista earlier for executions, but I did not order him to execute the cat. He chained the cat to a wall opposite the ballista, he armed the ballista, and since it was set to allow free fire he released the massive arrow. What was left of the cat were tufts of hair, which was just enough to create a pair of mittens for him (Those he wore till the end of the fortress).
Each criminal he physically punished he crippled or killed with one blow of that iron war hammer. And so that fortress continued till he'd killed too many dwarves that I had a tantrum spiral. The sheriff was the sole survivor of that fort.
"reacts"
forsen watched his Kenshi review as well, could u also upload that
Been there, done that!
It's in the description (and also as a pinned comment): ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html
In case that shortened link doesn't work: ua-cam.com/video/rt_0Y9CCOP4/v-deo.html
i have some rounds in ss13 and i actually won some, as a traitor. you also can win as a not traitor, if you escape and survive, right?
Sseth is a legend.. Watch the original video instead of having Forzen interrupting on the corner of the video and to support Sseth. Not hating on Forzen, I just don't like that money is going to the wrong people :)
My reaction videos would be far inferior.
I'd be rolling on the floor laughing, unintelligible, and half mad with ironic delight.
space station 13 is no joke like he said in video , i play the game like 1-2 month ago when i see his video about the game and i spend all my during my first match beating up myself to death and start bleeding then i spend tons of times scream in chat where is doctor room until i found it and then spend more and more time taking pills and medi kit , but guess why that happen ?? because if you click on yourself you will beat yourself unless there is a food in your right/left hand and if there is something that isn't food or drink then your character beat itself to point i bleed so bad move so slowly and people start stair at me like dumb idiot just because i try to figure out how to use items xD
I hope he reacts to the kamidori review
Ssethtzeentach is the best game reviewer and the best UA-cam channel ever existed and will exist in this whole freaking world. And nobody cares about what you reacts to it.
25:24 convenient censorship
i want to turn down the audio because forsen doesn't know that his mic is spiking, but i also want to hear Sseth.
very cool reposting a video with no changes.
Uh oh this better not bring a forsencaust to ss13
better to kill a game and it's playerbase now then never
How does this guy still have the worst camera angle in the world?
Forsen doesn't know Dorf Fortress, SS13 and Seth? What a normie plebe!
Probably too busy playing Nintendo and Blizzard games.
hes an absolute /B/tard
LOL get real; the game looks like minecraft but worse somehow...and blizzard games ...don't talk about them. How did they make a game where you can be an elf but you can't jump to avoid attacks? x.x
@@greatpower6063 you can jump to avoid attacks in df and just because a game doesn't have good graphics doesn't mean its a bad game graphics is one of the least important things about a game
@@greatpower6063 You're a fool if you think DF is a bad game, the game can auto generate worlds and stories more in depth than the entire AAA franchises. Visuals don't mean shit.. I'll just assume you didnt know how to build a door..
@@greatpower6063 you also look worse than minecraft but you don't see people going off ya because of that
Sseth is a beautiful man
I’m so happy Seth is getting more popular
it took me 16 minutes to notice his hair and beard
Mid way through the video realizing what the thumbnail was i feel embarrassed for clicking.
Kapp I swear it's not clickbait
Pog i was thrown here right after bloodline strem
Of course Forsen's chat will love sseth's videos! We all here are funny racist guys! :)
Sperg
What do you mean "what the fuck is this"? Never heard of Dwarf Fortress?
WELCOME TO THE HELL OF SS 13 MY COMRADES
I fucking hate my life the first tubertide was enough
the original AMOGUS
If you ever feel like getting into DF: DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DO NOT DO IT
Can we actually get him to play it? Not on stream, of course, unless he's playing on goon and tells the admins.
"hyperbowl" forsenT
FORSEN REACTS :JOY: :100:
Why did this video get so much attention?
what are you doing not knowing ??
1:20 "This game fucking sucks"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I couldn’t breathe at 25:54 xD
i didnt know Forsen x Sseth existed, this is awesome
RIP Final Fantasy Legends on Byond
Skrollex in DF?
Prepare your PepeLaugh
Why is half his stach inside hes mouth???
I don't get why Chat gets so triggered cause of a word
This game looks nuts
18:18 you're welcome...
Not another tide so soon
I fucking lost my air at 7:13
dwarf fortress is out!
The only reason i play Ss13 is becouse of him
hey hey peoples
i fuckin love sseth
“Muh cancer UI hold my hand daddy”
Tell Forsen to watch Boat Bomber
This video is a synthetic CDO
I just wish Seth didn't stage and straight up make up so much shit about SS13. There's tons and tons of content and shit to do on the game but a lot of what he showed is either maximum truth-stretching, or total made up bullshit.
Will you bother to elaborate? Or...
-Potassium and water explode immediately when ingested together, you cannot use them as ticking time bombs
-Entire furry massacre sequence was staged, probably on a private server using bots or alts (There are furry degenerates on this game but not at this magnitude, and definitely not on any large public TG code servers, which is what was being shown)
- You cannot surgically attach pizzas to people
-Cans launched from vending machines do no damage, they bump into you harmlessly
-The hallucinations from one bite of a laced donut would last like 1 minute due to such a small dose. Wouldn't cause serverwide mayhem and death.
Small bonus list of shitty things he showed which is hated by most, if not all, of the SS13 community:
-metacomming (speaking with friends over skype or some other shit, especially to coordinate attacks on people)
-Killing or seriously injuring people for no real reason as a non-antag
Awesome things he could have mentioned instead of making shit up:
-Entire game evolved from some kid experimenting with atmospherics
-Atmospherics system in the game is like nothing else available currently (Pressure system, temperature system, Temperature and Pressure regulation, multitude of gases all with their own properties and uses)
-Power generation and consumption
-The autistic mindfuck that is the Supermatter Engine (other engines are nutty but SM takes the cake)
-The ACTUAL crazy shit that tends to happen in-game that is 10x more crazy and funny than the shit he made up. Look up a channel called Boat Bomber to see what I mean
-Medical system (varies depending on server's roleplay intensity, can go from basic limb and organ damage and repair, to basically needing to go through med school to understand)
-The full-featured fan spin-off servers for Fallout and Colonial Marines (Colonial Marines server is one of the largest public servers and is basically its own game at this point)
-Fuckloads more, my fingers hurt
I can elaborate more on whatever you want me to, would be happy to.
@@Dorf274 Your whole ''elaboration'' only proves that you're an ignorant to the subject, all that he said was accurate to SS13, the only thing that you can actually criticize him about is him staging the actual parts in the video as they weren't recorded in game (not all of them, but some), but rather with a few friends trying to simulate what happened, other than that it's all good.
But people who never even knew the game existed before seeing his video have no way of knowing that the stuff is staged. Its a really bad representation of the game, and if he had more respect for the game and its community, he would have gone out of his way to show it properly. I get that that probably wouldn't have made for an entertaining video and wouldn't really fit his style at all, but if he wasn't gonna commit to that then he probably should have just not done a video at all.
The video made me laugh and I enjoyed it, but once I got into a round not long after it dropped, and I saw the absolute mess it created, it was hard not to go back through it and see how he could have done better to bring players who actually wanted to be part of the community, rather than 80 assistants all wanting to do CRAAAAAAAZY shit just like papa Seth.
@@Dorf274 The video did nothing wrong, as Seth's videos aren't supposed to be taken seriously.
i was there
FeelsGoodMan
was good fun watching with chat
FeelsOkayMan
yo what is happening, does Forsen have half a beard or something?
sometimes i forget forsen is just a swedish hearthstone pleb being propped up by his chat
Theres something seriously wrong with the internet
People are still doing shitty reactions channels in current year+4?