Asmongold Watches "Space Station 13 Review | AHELP: Clown Grief Pls Ban He™"

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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    Original Video: • Space Station 13 Revie...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 173

  • @DangerWW
    @DangerWW 5 років тому +348

    Asmongold has finally crossed paths with Sseth.
    It truly is the End Times.

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 5 років тому +4

      Nah he is soft he got triggered by the N word

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad 5 років тому +3

      @ZigZach I hope so cuz he repeated exactly what a SJW would say about a joke

    • @nataliakruschev5078
      @nataliakruschev5078 5 років тому +4

      @@TheTariqibnziyad It was all to cover his own ass. I guarantee you Asmon was saying it on 4chan back in the day like many of us.

  • @skittleman4794
    @skittleman4794 5 років тому +228

    9:35 "more complex than wow"
    you wot?
    Complexity in wow? Hah

    • @nilobalzani4917
      @nilobalzani4917 5 років тому +21

      eating rubber is more complex than wow

    • @JuicyTobacco
      @JuicyTobacco 5 років тому +3

      well, WoW is pretty complex compared to most games.

    • @MultiMetalsnake
      @MultiMetalsnake 5 років тому +1

      Minecraft is more complex. Why you ask? Because Minecraft is god tier.

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 5 років тому +4

      Wow is plenty complex, (although i havent played it much), it's just a completely different story. Wow is one of the most clean-cut rpg/mmo i know. SS13 however is as close as you can get to a sim, while still remaining a pure rpg. They're both complex in different ways. You might not be able to calibrate machinery in wow, but neither can you organise a raid in ss13.

    • @Corrupted
      @Corrupted 5 років тому +2

      Wow is way more complex than 95% of the games on the market lol

  • @briggasnax8575
    @briggasnax8575 5 років тому +62

    "The age old story."
    *A few seconds later.*
    "Please turn me into a pizza."

  • @cheffor9733
    @cheffor9733 5 років тому +814

    Sseth is the BEST! I'm surprised he's not more popular!

    • @sentryward8744
      @sentryward8744 5 років тому +80

      tbf, his content is not for everyone
      not flashy enough for young ppls these days

    • @cheffor9733
      @cheffor9733 5 років тому +5

      @@sentryward8744 never thought of that... thats a good point!

    • @Karina-winsmore
      @Karina-winsmore 5 років тому +25

      He IS popular. His reviews get 500k to million+ views.

    • @kickthecat75
      @kickthecat75 5 років тому +17

      He pretty much created the Montage parody as we know it with his farming simulator video thats 7 years old.

    • @krak532
      @krak532 5 років тому +60

      His videos are fucking great, but him getting more popular is kinda dangerous to his own channel. You know, group of retarded snowflakes that don't understand his humour may flag him.

  • @renegadeguy2340
    @renegadeguy2340 5 років тому +383

    God I love Sseth

  • @JeveGreen
    @JeveGreen 5 років тому +52

    Watching a Sseth review is something that requires you to keep up with the pace, and the insanity, but it's also one of the funniest channels I've come across in a long time. The day I get a bank card that can actually be used online, this guy's gonna be one of the first people I sponsor.

  • @nilktots6380
    @nilktots6380 5 років тому +138

    "I haven't hear people use slurs on normie friendly platforms where i have to skip slurs out of fear of instabans"

    • @arcamean785
      @arcamean785 4 роки тому +1

      @Lich With good reason, he's earned an army of people who actively go out of their way to get him cancelled... that said censorship sucks no matter why its done.

    • @bennymountain1
      @bennymountain1 4 роки тому +1

      @@arcamean785 No kidding, there's immediately a "reported" message in the chat.

  • @Scribby87
    @Scribby87 5 років тому +70

    Space Station 13 is a super complex and complicated game.
    I've played probably somewhere near 90 to 130 hours and still don't know how to properly clean as a Janitor... :( The controls are already hard enough to learn but you not only need to learn your own job but you have to SURVIVE the chaos of every round while doing so.

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 5 років тому +6

      You say that but Janitor is nothing comapred to someone who builds shild on depending on a server teleports

    • @Scribby87
      @Scribby87 5 років тому +9

      @@lop90ful1 my point exactly.... if Janitor has been so complicated for me to learn imagine trying to flop my way around a real job!!!!!!

  • @typingcat9196
    @typingcat9196 5 років тому +76

    8:00
    I love how he can't tell Black hole from vacuum of space

    • @drholistic8130
      @drholistic8130 5 років тому +1

      He said vacuum.
      It is a vacuum.
      Flashbangs does not create black holes.

  • @MrPF
    @MrPF 5 років тому +12

    God, that chat...
    I haven't seen this level of toxic radiation since I left the Glowing Sea

    • @akalion213
      @akalion213 5 років тому +4

      It's WoW players whadaya expect

  • @sskyy-fff3667
    @sskyy-fff3667 4 роки тому +2

    3:26 "why is the ugandan army in this"
    ...does he not know who sseth is?

  • @lihisluikku
    @lihisluikku 5 років тому +5

    These kinds of games are amazing. They don't have the best graphics, but if you ask me: The further you push the graphics, the more you lose creativity. The harder it is for your team to be creative. These "pixel" 2D games are in my opinion, a good balance. These graphics with some flavor text and tooltips, allow the player to know what is going on, while letting their imagination run free.
    These games just allow the developers to focus on an insane amount of detail in the game's mechanics. The game can be more complex and allow a lot more creative sandbox-like gameplay.

  • @Lia-wj6fk
    @Lia-wj6fk 5 років тому +122

    "Wow, okay." "Wow."
    A+ ENTERTAINMENT.
    Susan, Google and co. please stop these ridiculous recommendations.

  • @kabrozkabroz
    @kabrozkabroz 5 років тому

    I fucking nearly lost consciousness around 14:40 when the security officer shot the clown in the shower. What the fuck is wrong with me lmao That was too fucking FUNNY for some reason

  • @JoshTheDogg
    @JoshTheDogg 5 років тому +11

    This game has the plot of an early 2000s futurama episode😂😂

    • @prestongarvey1857
      @prestongarvey1857 5 років тому +2

      Yeah well I'm gonna make my own space station with blackjack and hookers!

    • @ai-eo4dm
      @ai-eo4dm 5 років тому +1

      it's a roleplaying game. there is no set plot, the players make the plot themselves

    • @MrRavellon
      @MrRavellon 4 роки тому

      @@ai-eo4dm it is more accurate to say, players accidentally a plot.

  • @markchang2964
    @markchang2964 5 років тому +7

    11:52 plan immediately backfires. 🤣

  • @for_the_lore5567
    @for_the_lore5567 5 років тому +42

    Recommend BlackPantsLegion if you want a plethora of quality Space Station 13 videos to browse

    • @Jiveloaf
      @Jiveloaf 5 років тому +1

      The most recent SS13 videos from Tex seem forced imo

    • @for_the_lore5567
      @for_the_lore5567 5 років тому +5

      @@Jiveloaf Could be due to stress and rl stuff he has been dealing with at the time of the recording. Thankfully he's taking a siesta, while his backlog cycles through. Guy deserves it

    • @Jiveloaf
      @Jiveloaf 5 років тому +1

      ARealFairchild agreed, I love his content. His videos circa 2015 and 2016 are what got me into ss13. The recent stuff just seems like he’s been going through the motions. He deserves to do what he loves

    • @robert9505
      @robert9505 5 років тому +1

      Whispers: Boatbomber

  • @carlodagunz
    @carlodagunz 3 роки тому

    "It had furries and erotic roleplay."
    "Oh, Moon Guard!"
    I cackled like the Joker at this, well played, Asmongold.

  • @Notaforumguy007
    @Notaforumguy007 5 років тому +6

    if only someone could remake these sandboxes just to see the level of cancer that could be achieved, with a convoluted RPG sandbox thats just a ticking time bomb before all goes to hell.

    • @Nildread
      @Nildread 5 років тому

      Remake? What do you mean, ss13 is still running.

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 4 роки тому

      @@Nildread Yeah, too bad the engine is beynd crap.

  • @ryanqube9132
    @ryanqube9132 5 років тому +12

    When you think WoW Lore is deep.
    Sseth: *get on my level newb*

  • @mercs7849
    @mercs7849 5 років тому +5

    Sseth is our black lord.

  • @Cyrillius1
    @Cyrillius1 4 роки тому +2

    "why is the ugandan army in this" .... lmao

  • @Metaljacket420
    @Metaljacket420 5 років тому +3

    This is the ultimate role play game.

  • @tomhammer802
    @tomhammer802 5 років тому +2

    He doesn't get that the game is like a movie

  • @ZhangLee.
    @ZhangLee. 5 років тому +18

    he think wow is complex lol

  • @beawulf9
    @beawulf9 5 років тому +8

    How is this guy in the least bit entertaining to you people? Here, this is the four step process to being Asmongold. You can do it too! Don't worry, just like Asmongold, you don't have to be the least talented, creative, or charismatic.
    Step one: find an interesting video made by someone who puts effort into their work
    Step two: "wow. ok. ok. ok. wow. haha. wow. wow. ok. wow. ok"
    Step three: Find one of the three frames in the video where you don't look sedated for the thumbnail
    Step four: upload your pile of steaming garbage onto UA-cam

    • @beawulf9
      @beawulf9 5 років тому +3

      @D Griffin Wow, so he did even LESS work. Incredible stuff

    • @roguesoul5051
      @roguesoul5051 4 роки тому +1

      @D Griffin I feel sad for you.

  • @modred3805
    @modred3805 5 років тому +1

    Doc. Johnson was very clearly a wizard ✨AlbertCD

  • @Raegus
    @Raegus 5 років тому +1

    Poor Asmon didn't watch the origin videos.

  • @WutheSecond
    @WutheSecond 5 років тому +35

    This twitch person feels like he's slightly behind in the head department.

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 5 років тому +5

      Not everyone can be gay.

    • @JanitorScruffy
      @JanitorScruffy 5 років тому +11

      @@AlexK-sk4qb They could at least fucking try.

  • @ГеоргиСтатев-л6о
    @ГеоргиСтатев-л6о 5 років тому +3

    You work really fast :D ..like literally 40 minutes after the reaction you've uploaded it

    • @AlanJ1993
      @AlanJ1993 5 років тому +1

      did he watch more videos of sseth or just this one?

    • @loveluca6981
      @loveluca6981 5 років тому +1

      Alan Joestar he watched the Dwarf fortress one too

  • @mariancaranovic4107
    @mariancaranovic4107 5 років тому +1

    This game Ending reminds me of these cartoons where fox or pig or sqwirl lick a lolipop and trip over something and get the Lopipo stuck under their eye and on attempt to pull the lolipop out the eye is shoot out the eyesocket , the eye is stuck on a near by branch while still stuck with nervs streching out of the eye socket , the blood everywhere , and no way to call for help or climb the tree to get the eye back but pull down the nerv endings and get to the brunch to untangle the eye stuck there , while all the time being in extreme pain , blood gushing out , and being horror cartoon , Sorry but I am recalling from memory if some1 knows the name of this cartoon please name it I wish to watch it now since as kid i was prohibited to watch it since it had blood and gore .

    • @kixx9920
      @kixx9920 5 років тому

      it's happy tree friends, mate

  • @jimsanoob
    @jimsanoob 5 років тому

    asmon helps crash ss13 for a third time this year

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 5 років тому

    For the love of god, this is the Second Coming of wrecking the Space Station 13 servers

  • @krupam0
    @krupam0 5 років тому +9

    Make him watch the God Hand review.

  • @McHale09
    @McHale09 4 роки тому

    all these views should be on the original video instead of stolen on this channel

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 5 років тому +1

    What the fuck have I witnessed.

  • @HarrisonHuber
    @HarrisonHuber 5 років тому

    Man the good old days of Mystic Journey

  • @shepherdofelo1122
    @shepherdofelo1122 5 років тому

    Oh man I forgot how fun this game was.

  • @dennisquist3558
    @dennisquist3558 5 років тому

    Havent seen a single original video from this guy lmao

  • @No_OneV
    @No_OneV 5 років тому +3

    I have no idea what i just watched but i liked it

    • @emis5478
      @emis5478 5 років тому

      Then go to the Chanel and subscribe

  • @xjet112x
    @xjet112x 5 років тому

    I literally want to be here for hours listening to the stories cuz these stories are golden!

  • @avekrso285
    @avekrso285 4 роки тому

    Lmfao your watching this guys videos now, his reviews are amazing

  • @Z_Belphemon
    @Z_Belphemon 5 років тому +1

    i was watching forsen watch this guy talk about this game 9 minutes ago

  • @partialbullet2215
    @partialbullet2215 5 років тому +2

    AHELP: This game sucks
    Me: This sounds awesome

  • @dev32
    @dev32 5 років тому

    Why isnt he reacting more sseth videos

  • @Catalistic
    @Catalistic 5 років тому +2

    This keep popping out in my recommendation. I avoid it like a plague since it just basically a react video that leech out of others content. Then I remember I use adblock just to get rid of it.

    • @chrimony
      @chrimony 5 років тому

      You can just click the 3-dot menu on a video and select "Not interested". If you don't want to see anything from that channel, then click "TELL US WHY", and there's an option to not see anything from the channel.

  • @xZigeRx
    @xZigeRx 5 років тому +1

    is azmon allowed to do this? should be some sort of copy right?

  • @PleasantWhale
    @PleasantWhale 5 років тому +4

    So is this a reaction channel?

  • @thebiped
    @thebiped 5 років тому +1

    This is gold.

  • @daveice20
    @daveice20 5 років тому +2

    Hey, Hey, Hey... Sseth Here!

  • @GallowsofGhent
    @GallowsofGhent 5 років тому +7

    gotta say, kinda disappointed in ya boy asmon here
    his is a very typical American reaction to funny or interesting things that he doesn't understand or thinks is too far out there: just keep going "wuh, that's so weird" and try to show how normal you are in contrast
    very boring
    Sseth's video on Space Station 13 is hilarious and I expected asmon to die laughing, but instead he tried to play it off as just some weird video he was watching and occasionally smiled
    what a waste of a perfectly good Sseth video

  • @oxstr8upgreekxo730
    @oxstr8upgreekxo730 4 роки тому

    I think I found the greatest game to ever exist

  • @vishrutrajawat4067
    @vishrutrajawat4067 4 роки тому

    sam and colby

  • @Bramandin
    @Bramandin 5 років тому +2

    Glad to see Asmon back!

  • @lewisbilly12353
    @lewisbilly12353 5 років тому +5

    Some good ol stealing content.

  • @XADIENX
    @XADIENX 5 років тому +1

    Imagine Donating to a millionaire..........................

  • @Krypton2658
    @Krypton2658 5 років тому +1

    He reacts like an NPC, cmon. Why do people watch this.

  • @diode_wow
    @diode_wow 5 років тому

    This sounds like the best game ever

  • @Noutelus
    @Noutelus 5 років тому +1

    Wow asmon boomer is so slow to catch on , i was already watching Sseth in 1965.

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 5 років тому

    TOS Pepega TOS Pepega TOS Pepega TOS Pepega TOS Pepega TOS Pepega TOS Pepega

  • @realfranklove
    @realfranklove 5 років тому

    Idiocracy! EXACTLY! "Another job well done". LOL!

  • @DiocletianLarius
    @DiocletianLarius 5 років тому +3

    I don't understand, this is a video/direct of a guy watching a video? Tf?

    • @krall8269
      @krall8269 5 років тому

      what do you don't understand?

    • @Krypton2658
      @Krypton2658 5 років тому

      Yes, people watching a guy watching a video. 21st century.

  • @biglenin7306
    @biglenin7306 5 років тому

    Much better than Forsens reaction

  • @MonsieurToffeln
    @MonsieurToffeln 5 років тому +1

    This is amazing!!

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 5 років тому +2

    Cancer.

  • @nathejustice5297
    @nathejustice5297 5 років тому +1

    Greetings Asmonbald

  • @TheKydyr
    @TheKydyr 5 років тому

    Game is 16 years old and a POS

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 5 років тому +1

    “Racist memes.” (looks over glasses)
    ..... really? (sigh)

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 4 роки тому

      He was making up a quick excuse for the twitch mods. Really funny actually seeing him process that he was backed into a corner and had to say something

  • @akalion213
    @akalion213 5 років тому

    Apparently the n bomb is not racist... Nice chat asmon.

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 5 років тому

    Soyboy!!

  • @realfranklove
    @realfranklove 5 років тому

    I LOVE Asmongold! LOL

  • @prospect2664
    @prospect2664 5 років тому

    this looks just as bad as warcraft