*Ancestor's Last Meal* -can be equipped and unequipped as an action during combat -on turn: blight self (80%) 3pts/1rd -on turn: blight enemy units (70%) 9pts/1rd -on deathblow: blight attacking unit (300%) for maximum attacking unit health/1rd, trinket is consumed If anyone wants to help with numbers I suck at balancing so feel free
As the stomach growls, a faint hope blossoms... these nightmarish concoctions can be consumed, they can be eaten! But even the best food seems bent on preventing passage... remind yourself, that constipation is a slow and insidious killer.
Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and untouched delicacies. With knife and fork, I bent every effort towards the rediscovery of those long buried recipes, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy pots and sturdy pans. At last, in the salt-coated crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that breathtaking manual of forgotten means of production. Every dish we made unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of voracious gluttony! In the end, I alone sat devouring those piled platters of sustenance. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Kitchen.
I love how mix and matching Ancestor quotes can still yield incredibly memeworthy lines. "Impressive! Fetid pile of composting refuse!" is a great way to say "wow! This is worthless!".
1:40 Now I can't unsee the mental image of Gordon Ramsey ripping his eyes out and running away screaming as a result of a dish being so horrifically bad, even by the standard of all he's seen.
Wayne June himself posted this on his channel
And just like that, this video became canon
this deserves it. very creative.
Link
@@Billthelizard. go to his yt channel
@@Billthelizard. Zelda
Truly the Darkest Kitchen.
Someone would say, BLACK kitchen!
Takes a bite
*AT DEATH'S DOOR*
*BWAM*
And now, the true test.
Such blockages are unsurprising.
You forgot the blight effect. :V
Disease: Tapeworm
Disease: The Black Plague
Quirk: Tippler
*death blow
Ancestral Cuisine
Ancestral
-100% food consumed
+30% blight resist
-10% disease resist
+10% stress
Blight resistant? Your gonna be blighted for the rest of your life after eating that
More like:
+100% Blight Skill Chance
-100% Blight Resist
-50% Disease Resist
-100% Food Consumed
+20% Stress
@@steampunkastronaut7081 honestly would be a very good trinket
*Ancestor's Last Meal*
-can be equipped and unequipped as an action during combat
-on turn: blight self (80%) 3pts/1rd
-on turn: blight enemy units (70%) 9pts/1rd
-on deathblow: blight attacking unit (300%) for maximum attacking unit health/1rd, trinket is consumed
If anyone wants to help with numbers I suck at balancing so feel free
@@steampunkastronaut7081 Nice. I'd run that on a PD, honestly.
Truly, The Ancestor was untapped meme potential.
'was'?
Was? You cant visit any imageboard- or reddit thread about the game without everyone spamming his quotes.
@@Meitti A potent meme often attracts... Unwanted attention...
@@snarkycommenthere9027 I just wanted to reply but I have nothing to say...
It was a misclick, he wanted to say "has"
"I murdered them as the slept" you had me there.
absolutely great!
Slowly,gently...
_Can you feel it_
The smell of dead rat is almost unbearable,and the weak cannot be tolerated.
@@dopiavolo1708 This is how a life is taken.
As the stomach growls, a faint hope blossoms... these nightmarish concoctions can be consumed, they can be eaten! But even the best food seems bent on preventing passage... remind yourself, that constipation is a slow and insidious killer.
I need not to remind myself, for I know that very well...
made me LOL 😆
I love you!
A cook-off! Send these cooks a message: the rightful chef has returned, and their kind is no longer welcome.
Hey man, just to let you know, this comment now have 1k likes. Good job.
"Local man ruins culinary"
Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor. Fattened by decadence and luxury. And yet, I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and untouched delicacies. With knife and fork, I bent every effort towards the rediscovery of those long buried recipes, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy pots and sturdy pans. At last, in the salt-coated crags beneath the lowest foundations we unearthed that breathtaking manual of forgotten means of production. Every dish we made unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of voracious gluttony! In the end, I alone sat devouring those piled platters of sustenance. Until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you, return home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Darkest Kitchen.
i would play that
XD
"Great is the ingredient that cuts on its own."
Good work, I wish I could talk like that.
@@yeojylesjin "Great is the spice that (literally) burns on its own."
A brillian confluence of skills and purposes!
_"Remind yourself that overseasoning is a slow and insidious killer."_
~Ancestor cook (to the audience)
_"Mouth watering taste so clearly in view... or is it merely a trick of the light in the oven?"_
_"We will find all manner of great and terrific things in this recipe book."_
"Be wary. Triumphant cooking precipitates a dizzying taste."
The idea of a dish so foul it makes Gordon Ramsay tear out his eyes and run shrieking into the shadows....*chef's kiss*
Touch the meat
" G E N T L Y "
7u7
HE HE boy .
No! M-must... resist.
Must... not... fap!
@@mirceazaharia2094 lmao
The finger licking part killed me
This is why I love the DD community
This is not good.
This is fantastic.
This is art.
I would rather just have *a bite of bread*
Just wait till you've had nothing but maggoty bread, for three stinkin' days.
1:23 That was a perfectly edible fetid pile of composting refuse until ancestor added coriander
Rowan's resolve is being tested...
*IRRATIONAL*
College students cooking for the first time
"Now, which one of you is going to eat this?"
COME UNTO YOUR MAKER
Top tier content, keep it coming. You keep my sanity together in these troubling times
today can be summed up in one four-letter word:
R A T S
I love the idea of the ancestor always being portrayed as being absolutely broke.
I mean, he's murdered an entire crew of pirates because he was low on cash
@@DepressedCrowhe's done worse stuff lol
A singular snack!
Reason 3530 why Red Hook wants nothing to do with us
When Gordon Ramsey came out I was dying
Whoever made this meme truly pushed beyond one's limit
I'm not a meme guy.. But this is.... N E X T L E V E L!!
oooo darkıst dancın oynayan 3. bir türk şahıs buldum
@@anarchistlilia 4 yapalim onu
@@mertaliyigit3288 obaaa
@@anarchistlilia Bilmeyen Türk oyuncu var mı zaten :D
Kendileri bulamayanlar da Jahrein'den görüp oynuyor yani bu oyunun bir unutulmuşluğu yok bence.
@@masterblaster2678 jahrein ne ara oynadu ak
1:40 Why can I imagine Gorgon Ramsey actually doing that if he seen the ancestor's cooking?
"Let him cook"
*_"No, we do NOT let him cook"_*
Impressive!
if you activate the option to add subtitles we could add said subtitles for better understanding :3
One second!)
Done
@@OmniPeasant now it only has to be verified by the community :3
@@intergalactictoaster4988 done)
@@OmniPeasant next up is boss of the dungeon, but you have to manually activate that subtitle setting on every video first, so i can subtitle then
Thats some ancestral quality cuisine.
This is beautiful.
I have no other words for this.
Truly a piece.
Man this new dlc is amazing
*Making fish n chips*
“These fryers hold all manner of pelagic nightmares”
POV: you and the group are in a dungeon and find a secret room
This is very in-character for the Ancestor.
*laughs in masterchef-*
Cooking is always funny, dear ancestor
ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY TF IT HAS SO LITTLE VIEWS? THIS IS BRILLIANT!
This is by far one of the best memes I ever saw come from the DD community.
Slowly... Gently... This, is how a rotisery is taken
Спасибо за субтитры!)
This is incredible. It’s so well cut. I was laughing out loud literally the whole time I watched the video
It hurt my adam's apple by the end, truly
Ya know, I don’t think I want to give my party any food after watching this...
>pours mayo and ketchup
>cackles maniacally
'Bone soldier broth' , 'Swinetaur leg BBQ' and 'Stuffed Sycophant' please
What would the darkest dungeon enemies taste like considering they are just strange deformed flesh
I have no idea what the hell I just witnessed. But I loved every second of it.
Dare to underestimate my cooking skill
You know what will happen if you do
I love how mix and matching Ancestor quotes can still yield incredibly memeworthy lines. "Impressive! Fetid pile of composting refuse!" is a great way to say "wow! This is worthless!".
Eyyy b0ss, rat chef is back! Nyeeees
I got a kfc advert before this. No thanks, ill have what ancestors having.
Author, I could kiss ya, this is great
So Gordon Ramsay is the prophet?
Напишу коммент, чтоб знали о том, что не зря сделали русские субтитры
Эх, жаль что функцию эту убрали(
Хотя бы этому видео успел субтитры добавить) И благодарю. Рад, что это было не зря.
This video must be an eldritch horror itself, because I keep on getting drawn back to it without particularly craving it
*Laughs in master chef*
Even the subs are awesome!
**eats one bite**
Tapeworm x3
Me: what the fu-
**dies**
I have laughed so hard that my stomach started to hurt. Good video :D
Mortality clarified in a single bite!
It's beautiful. I love it.
The point where dark turns into dank
Finally, some thought put to the plow.
darkest dungeon new dlc, this is true art dude, good job
"Remind yourself that well meat is a slow and insiduous killer"
Now THIS is Hell's Kitchen. I love that Cilantro is what finishes the recipe.
So Gordon Ramsey is the prophet
This is masterpiece
Oh my god this was amazing!
Amazing!
this is brilliant
How exquisite, how delightful. I yearn for his eldritch recipes.
Ok, this is amazing
Truly funny !! Gonna try to translate it to portuguese and show to my friends hasusahuahuas
ШЕДЕВР!
Beautiful.
Even though it was the ancestor that made the meal you made the masterpiece
This is sooo good, amazing
Amazing
This is great!
Ironically im seeing this in the mission to defeat the Prophet, so probably i will see Gordon Ramsay too in the battle
magnificent piece of art i have come to know
Thanks! This is Gold!!
This is the best thing ever
Incredible!!
"Success depends on survival. Some may fall."
The ancestor was truly depserate in his search
This escalated faster than my last campaign.
Well -struck- done !
Ok, internet is over, this guy won.
I have never heard about dark dungeon but this is a good impression
I think the ancestor decided to someone consume more vampire blood
1:40 Now I can't unsee the mental image of Gordon Ramsey ripping his eyes out and running away screaming as a result of a dish being so horrifically bad, even by the standard of all he's seen.
이러시는 이유가 있을거 아니예요.....
I like this.
This is brilliant xD
Ngl, those laugh clips from the Butcher's Circus would have been helpful here, time flies...
masterfully executed meme
"It's my mom recipe"
Subbed. I need more.