You ain't had a true prayer life til you prayed on the toilet. 😂😂😂 Lemme describe his scenario: he was sweating, praying, having hot flashes, and seeing little black dots before his eyes so he had to put his hands of the floor to keep from falling on his side and blasting sh*t everywhere. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't ask me how I know...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay ill be honest - I've reached a point i was doubled over like this (not to this extreme though). That man who left these impressions in the rug was SICK and I pity them 😂😰😭 you dont ever want to find yourself like this im telling you.
I’ve been there 😂 I was pregnant and it was one of the worst experiences ever, I thought I was going into early labor but I just needed to use the bathroom 😩😭
Might’ve had the Norovirus. Caught it about a year ago and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. The amount of bodily fluids coming out of both ends simultaneously is shocking. It got so bad that by blood sugar tanked and my entire body went numb with a ferocious tingling sensation. Drinking some sugar water helped. Eventually you’ll start throwing up stomach acid and then dry heaving because there’s nothing left. I think I lost about 12 pounds when it was all over. Heed my words, have sugar water handy but only take small sips, cold compresses, and get to an Urgent Care immediately if it’s as bad as it was for me. They’ll be able to give you an IV that’ll pump fluids back into your body and start you on the up swing. Best of luck to anyone who gets this shit.
I scrolled slowly and say the toilet... Then then carpet... Then the prints... Then the title and was already ☠️ the first 12 secs of if the video 😂😂😂😂
You see the stool on the side? Putting his feet on the stool didn't loose those bowels sooooo a new position was required to move the situation along. I feel bad. Hope everything came out okay😭. Pun definitely intended.
Had to be Taco Bell! That’s why I stopped eating there. I wasn’t about to keep playing Russian roulette with my digestive system because I like chalupas!
This that new position called “lactose intolerant “😂😂
Facts💯😬🤣🤣🤣
No sir, that is called constipated!
👏🏽💯👏🏽✨️🫡✨️👏🏽💯👏🏽
@@mssmith2734 or food poisoning 😂😂😂
Nah, this is recovering heroin addict
"that's kind of Diddy"?!?!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂
💀😂😭😆
😂😂😂😂😂Bruh!!!
That dookie was blowing his back out 💀
Omg I'm screaming😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
😂😂😂
Literally!
Four Point stance on the toilet is NUTS
Both feet & hands planted is craaazy 😂😂😂
"That's kinda Diddy"...😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooooo
@@ITACHI9005 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know he was praying 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
No doubt
Dude felt like he was in a warzone.
this happens when you eat too much White Castle or Mcdonald’s! 😂lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naw, White Castle, and McDonald's is like Taco Bell will have you running 🏃🏾♀️ to the toilet quick. That's a case of constipation 😂😂😂
Idk why I have to eat a vanilla milkshake with my white castle burgers. Always go straight to the br after
@@TKFLam3 Guilty pleasure. I love jalapeno and pineapple pizza but it doesn't love me
😂😂
Dude taco bell has never given me the bubble guts, literally ever, what kinda taco bell are yall eating? 😂
"Pooping Doggie Style" is wild 😂😂😂
Man said, GET OUTTA MEEEEEEEE!!!!! GGGRRRRUUAAAAAHHHHHHH
Picked a spot and didn’t even budge
😂😂😂😂😂
A white bathroom mat is a wild choice
Got me looking like a crazy person. Laughing this hard in public. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sad thing is I burst out laughing at this because WTH was you tryna get out 🤣🤣
Nah! Buddy probably sat too long and loss circulation. Fell over. 😂
Man had that thang tooted up 😩
Gurrrrllll Hush Up!!!! 😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😂😩
He was listening to freak-a-leak 🤣
@@dr.100purrscent5 🤣🤣🤣
@@husslewestbrook4813 😭😭😭
Now that’s just completely nasty
"Making lay-ups."
*😂 I'm done with Pat!*
They even got the foot stool right there for elevation and said.. NAH
That mf was blasting off! 😅
😂😂😂😂
A night of Taco Bell will do that to you 😂😂😂
I sure hope they feel better after that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe it's about what was NOT coming out? Stay hydrated !!🌊🌊🌊
Buddy was doing the cha cha slide on the toilet...."Hands on your knees, hands on your knees".
At that point, they were sacrificing something to the gods, to end their lives lmao 🤣 😂
That's the Lord help me Jesus pose 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, having to squeeze one out in the push-up position is crazy!!!
You ain't had a true prayer life til you prayed on the toilet. 😂😂😂 Lemme describe his scenario: he was sweating, praying, having hot flashes, and seeing little black dots before his eyes so he had to put his hands of the floor to keep from falling on his side and blasting sh*t everywhere. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't ask me how I know...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay ill be honest - I've reached a point i was doubled over like this (not to this extreme though). That man who left these impressions in the rug was SICK and I pity them 😂😰😭 you dont ever want to find yourself like this im telling you.
Look, all I’ll say is I’ve been there. I got closer to the Lord that night.
Them Hot Cheeto Puffs will do that to you…🤣
I feel like that rug can catch burglars you can tell how long his toes are that’s a good rug
Boy fighting for his life y'all chill out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughing soooooooo hard! "Pooping doggy style." I cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's some serious shit 😏
😏😏😏
I’ve been there 😂 I was pregnant and it was one of the worst experiences ever, I thought I was going into early labor but I just needed to use the bathroom 😩😭
Pregnant and in that position is crazy 🤧🤰🏾🥲🫠
Lord, the caption!!😂😂😂
Holy fak! That man went through hell and back… duud’s spirit still on the mat like them Pompeii people..
homie took track position. lol
Bro stomach was huuuurtin' 😢 all cramped up 😂
Just tearing up all the back of the toilet 😂😂😂😂
My wife knows all about these prints.
Except they aren’t left in the bathroom
Where are they left?!!!
😂😂😂
👀
Now that’s really nasty
Wendys chili will have you like this. 😂
😂
Damnnnn😂😂😂😂 was it a bust down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He has the foot stool and still went all 4s
The way I just cackled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video commentary is why you will forever be one of my comedic commentators. Best wishes and have a great day!
Too much chipotle
I’m screaming!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AND THIS….IS TO GO…EVEN FURTHER BEYOND….AAAAUUUHH
mf was there for 3 episodes 🤣
After he was done he was like "tap into that and you'll become a super dookie 3" lmfaooo ayoooo 😅😅😅😅
🗣️ "Don't stop! Drop that drop that dookie!"
That’s the shit that requires 115% focus. 😂😂😂
Diddy was somewhere around 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to rewind a few times...That's kinda Diddy?😅😂😂
That man was kneeling for mercy
😂
he was about to take off through the ceiling he had to grip that rug, lmao
Thats a crazy starting position for the Toilet Olympic Games
I was thinking about something else that could've happened to him, but nevermind 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂
Pooping Doggystyle😂😂😂
Might’ve had the Norovirus. Caught it about a year ago and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. The amount of bodily fluids coming out of both ends simultaneously is shocking. It got so bad that by blood sugar tanked and my entire body went numb with a ferocious tingling sensation. Drinking some sugar water helped. Eventually you’ll start throwing up stomach acid and then dry heaving because there’s nothing left. I think I lost about 12 pounds when it was all over. Heed my words, have sugar water handy but only take small sips, cold compresses, and get to an Urgent Care immediately if it’s as bad as it was for me. They’ll be able to give you an IV that’ll pump fluids back into your body and start you on the up swing. Best of luck to anyone who gets this shit.
I just did this last night!!! I had to come back to this video. I lost my balance and thought of this😂😂
He done let loose the Goose
Pat: "Overall I'm glad they lived!"
Me: Did they though!? 😂😂 Maybe someone else Twitted this as a chalk outline
He was down low all right!
How.....is the...how will it go into the toilet at that angle 😭
Boy this wild as goat meat 😂😂😂
Better drink more water😂😂😂
I scrolled slowly and say the toilet... Then then carpet... Then the prints... Then the title and was already ☠️ the first 12 secs of if the video 😂😂😂😂
Nah he heard twerk music playing outside 😂
An order of White Castle, McDonald's or Taco Bell would have you running 🏃🏾♀️ to the toilet. That's constipation eating to much cheese 🧀 or milk.😂😂😂
That was an Alien type deuce
😂 i recognize this position
Tempurpedic💀😅
he was just cleaning up the frosted flakes
I've done the "2nd Gear" position but never this.
Doo doo rainbows 😂😂😂…. That man was doing kareem Abdul Jabar hook shots with his shit 😂😂😂
maybe he was clapping shets 🤷🏾♂ LoL
Plot twist: The rug was just put there and the marks were made somewhere else 😂
Definitely not what that was 😂
Dang lol
Ya sure it's the same persons hands as the feet? 😅
Its a Diddy Dookie
😂😂😂😂
Pic was just for the views. How does that position/stance even help??? It don’t 🤦♂️
It'd not about help, it's about PAIN. LOTS AND LOTS OF PAIN
🤣🤣
You see the stool on the side? Putting his feet on the stool didn't loose those bowels sooooo a new position was required to move the situation along. I feel bad. Hope everything came out okay😭. Pun definitely intended.
Lmao
Bidet?! More like bi-GAY! Amirite?!
So no one else noticed the poop stool next to the toilet that person could have used the help poop better lol
Scary funny.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That guy needs a hospital 🚑
He was getting hit on the toilet....
Funny, but I don't think any pooping was really going on in that position and that little rug didn't get any on it. 🤔
Thats gross. What happens at the toilet should stay there.
Pooping sucks when you get older
Are we sure someone wasn't on the toilet and another on the rug? I'm picture some weird s3x thing lol
Had to be Taco Bell! That’s why I stopped eating there. I wasn’t about to keep playing Russian roulette with my digestive system because I like chalupas!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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