Lil Xan Has A Lil IQ
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lil xan looks up and down before crossing the street
Awesome comment.
yoo that's truu
Ben W lmao this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in awhile
@@pepperidgefarms165 scroll down there is plenty more
What else are you supposed to do?
She talks to him like how my mum talks to my grandfather with Alzheimer’s
😭😭😭😭
And autism
Actually Xannax and other Benzodiazepines abuse can play a huge role in early onset dementia, like alcoholism.
She talks to him like I talk to myself after a whole bottle of a whiskey
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l just a bottle? Pshh i down 10 beers then beat my wife
Lil xan talks the way it feels to fight in a dream
Marcus Marx dude I thought I was the only one that can’t fight in dreams
Connorevs I can fight in dreams
Yooooo
Those punches hard to swing in the dream
LMAO
he looks like he holds the automatic doors for people at the grocery store
Nate S. ... I’m dead now. 😂
Do you think this moron would hold a door for someone.even if he didn't know they were automatic.
😂😂😂
🤣
🤣
"He's barely sentient. He's almost a plant"
Best description ever.
Except plants are sentient so thats a bad analogy
A disrespect to plants honestly
@@DudButVideos References please... You don't go around saying shit like plants are sentient without references.
@@DudButVideos being sentient means you are capable processing things such as desires and emotions... etc Basically if it doesn't have a brain, it's most likely not sentient.
Plants are sentient. check out any plant neurobiology!!!! Look it up yourself or stay daft & quit trying to force others to think for you. So strange ... “give me info then”... what are you so low in IQ you cannot retrieve your own info and form your own opinions????
He is just in maximum power saving mode
Fucking hilarious! Haha
Lol
Clever
I fucking laughed in real life. This comment describes him
he's the human equivalent of a totino's pizza roll
She’s probably happy just to finally be the smart one in a relationship.
Dammmm
no. the money🤦♂️
She's definitely a gold digger or fame crutcher . Bc who in the f would ??
Bro get a better co-host holy shit.
lmao you have a point there
Ethan: “this is like speech therapy for someone that just had a stroke”
NAILED IT!!
Well it would fit the one drooping eye.
💀😂
The girlfriend is actually an occupational therapist.
@@slurvtrutl526 wait fr lol
@@Ben.N I forgot all about lil Xan and where I got that information from I'll look again it's an odd claim to make
Lil Xan the type of dude to wake you up to tell you he goin to sleep.
I'm dead bro
🤣
me
Sixtieth9th I have a friend like him and it’s the most annoying thing in the world
Tf Oh no he’s not he’s, perma fried from all the drugs he used to do
Lil xan type of dude to copy your homework and put your name on it
BRUH
💀💀💀💀💀💀bruh
jakeman025 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Copy your personality test too
Nah he does his own homework and puts ur name in
Imagine having a daughter and she brings this guy home
I don't know anymore lol,
Kill the dude,
Disown my daughter
Kill myself
Fucking get him faded so he forgets i dumped him off in the middle of no where.
Ouuu
Can o'whoop ass
Repeat shotgun
lil xan wasn’t dropped as a child, he was thrown
More like football punted
LMAO
At 0:20 of this link m.ua-cam.com/video/9WasgRxx6r4/v-deo.html is official footage of him
i think he was dropped on his head when was a fetus
I think his parents used him as the ball for a weekend soccer match.
Lil Xan has the processing power of a Tamagotchi
Kat Katterson you are generous
Lmao!!! 😂😂
Lil tammi
Yea if you don’t take care of him and feed him he dies
Don't insult tomagotchi programmers
Lil Xan the type of dude who would knock before exiting his own house
Kat Katterson you got a total of around 1k likes on two separate comments lol
Kat Katterson dying laughing at this fomment
2 comment both over 700 likes wtf
@@unwono both over 1 thousand and the other one is about to have 2k likes
@@puffy_jr7521 my comment was made 2 weeks ago... Why did you comment that? To correct me??
Xan is the type of dude to sleep with a ruler to see how long he slept
underrated comment
UNDERRATED
Lmfao I’m dead 💀
lol ive never heard that one before imma have to use that XD
No one:
Lil xan:
👁
👁
👃🏻
🦷🦷🦷
Accurate lol
☠️☠️☠️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😬
😂😂😂
maaahahahahaha, i pissed my self. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lil Xan is Internet Explorer in human form.
Don't be disrespecting Internet Explorer like that
@Anime Athletics lil pump
@@@miralis00 fuck no. it'd be BIG SHAQ, QUICK MATHS.
Lmao.
Straight up imagined dial up sounds waiting for a response from this guy.
@@@AndyHeisz 2+2is4
His girlfriend seems really nice though, I'm sure she takes good care of him, making sure he remembers how to breath
she faked a pregnancy
Maya Magination ooof
i lost breath reading this lmao
free her
Maya Magination well thats minor details
Lmfao his girl talks to him like a kid
It's sad lol
haha giving him hints
How does this guy have a girlfriend
Thats what happens when someone has a child mentality
@@jesusgotdrip9885 money
lil xan's brain is running in power saving mode
Sleep mode*
It’s *off*
Stolen comment
More like Thermal Protection mode. My old Intel I2 could process information faster than him
Dats High Performance brah!
He probably cancels the doctor appointment and says it's because he's sick.
Ok ross vlogs
Nice
Ok ross
@@lucidjackson8291 k
Dude! Genius
Lil xans parents still waiting for his first word.😭
Instajam so original !!
Haha, or praying for a kidnapping.
He doesn't have parents. He was left in the jungle by his mother and raised by wild chimpanzees.
Smash Bruh That’s an insult to my username❗️Lmfao! 😂
Yo that made me lol for real
Am I the only one that kinda feels like she looks at him like she's his special needs tutor/teacher?
Nah, you're not the only one. People have been saying that about Hila for a long time
@@4sake123 Bruv I'm talking about Lil Xan's girlfriend though!
@Ses em God was I that tired?
4sake123 bro underrated comment 😂
and they said hila was a carer, this chick takes the cake!
Lil Xan’s brain is using Internet explorer to think
Congratulations for the shittest comment
HumanBuman yes thank you I will now melt the trophy to feed my 10 somalian children
@@Yukiyak0 actually sorry, you can't have the trophy to feed the kids because I noticed there where way more shittier comments
HumanBuman oh god what am I gonna tell them...
@@Yukiyak0 here take mine
He sounds like he’s constantly running on 2 percent energy
Guy Fieri that’s what a xan will do to ya
Energy saving mode
@@bighendrix5696 benzos?
Cannabishappy yeah xans are benzos
@@Mountain4 sickkkkk dankie
He's like a puppet. His girlfriend is literally walking him through a simple conversation
It's pretty sad honestly
Don’t do drugs folks.
Yeah I guess he'll only do videos on her channel when he is fucked up
I cant like bro then it would be 421 lmao but i agree!! 😂😂
I guess you never took xans?
Lil Xan has to pull down his pants to count to 11
10.1
☠️
He spreads his asscheeks to count to 0
And then he asks his pinky. Heyyyyy howd youz get down derr
thats just how we're taught in first school
When your girlfriend talks to you like a kindergarten teacher
Lol
Lil Xan the type of dude to study for a drug test
And he’d still pass cuz he’d been using counterfeit drugs.
wut
LOL
And Fail
lets be real everyone whos taking a drug test is studying all mothods of cleansing n shit
It warms my heart to see this mentally disabled man find love.
What does she even see in him? She must be into comatose dudes.
@@cai6972 money?
Yokai she’s a gold digger
i dont think ethan is actually mentally disabled
His music is aight sometimes tho
Ethan's eyebrows are more responsive than Lil Xan
😂😂😂😂😬
ok you are savage and i like it
thats meaningles given that theyre probably more responsive than the vast population...
Lmao
Ethan: “ Can you have a 0 IQ Hilla?
Hilla: “ I think that the proof is in front of us.”
😂😂😂
She’s so funny
Lmao he has 200 MB of brain capacity.
Bruh this guy be runnin on 1 byte of ram
Make that 200 kb
200mb is a bit too generous
#yourstorageisfull
He got a PS2 memory card as a brain
This has been the best "drugs are bad" campaign I've ever seen
"drugs" aren't always bad tho. But fuck, whatever he takes... I certainly don't want it.
They could actually just use clips of this guy talking and use it as ads. XD
@@iamnizorro9781 yes drugs actually always END up bad! They start out as fun and give a false sense of security and confidence until you become dependant on them and they literally factor in every choice you make from the moment you wake up til you rest your head at night. Then hopefully if youre lucky enough to wake up from the fog and the damage isnt so bad that you have no friends or family or youre in a prison cell for life!
@@ManiacFitness not true tho
@Fresh General Thank you
@Fresh General Yes. Live in Sweden so I know all about ignorant people xD
We have the 2nd highest death by narcotics count in the EU, both percentage of pop and amount.
Estonia being the only country higher on the list.
And we have a 0 tolerance when it comes to EVERYTHING except alcohol and tobacco, (and Koffein, theobromine/chocolate if u want to count all those substances).
So having a 0 tolerance towards all narcotics, is not the solution. We are a prime example of that.
So if you ever run into someone talking about drugs killing people and that we should ban it all. Please feel free to use Sweden as an example of why not to do that.
Lil Xan is the doughbag boyfriend that every dads daughter is dating in every sitcom.
"he likes tomatoes but doesn't know why" lol
Lil Xan the type of guy to pull out a gun on an unarmed man and still hide in his car
Okay this is the funniest one by far
And sit in the passenger seat while saying it’s his car
People dont realoze that this is actually, facts
No way
#FACTS 😂😂😂
Lil xan is the personification of the buffering icon
😂😂😂
Awesome lmaooooo!
You win
🤣
Hahahhahahahha perfect explanation
Lil Xan the type to study for a drug test.
He DEFINITELY stands up and claps when the plane lands.
When it still hasn't taken off*
That's clearly his caregiver.
ced CS like Ethan and hila😂
you're not wrong
ced CS she wipes his ass for him and spoon feeds meals too
Yeah true. But the video isnt about ethan and hila’s relationship
ced CS
The eye thing is a Xanax problem
Lil xan the type to wait at a stop sign till it say go.
I actually had a high ass friend do that.
His brain is like a cpu with no cooler
more like just a cooler
Lil Xan talks like he has to type out every word on Xbox keyboard.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOP COMMENT
you can buy a separate keyboard for Xbox now
Jesus Christ lmfao
Quantum Leap Sephen Hawking was doing way better though
Laughed a fart out reading this.
Lil Xan looks like Billie Eilish's unsuccessful brother who hit his head when he was 4.
Good one dawg
He was probably dropped when he was a kid
Where tf did even she fkin come from one day its wednesday by Thursday shes all famous an shit and like 10 year's old wtf her songs aint even written by her she will end up like limey Whitehouse or shitny poostain mark my turds
weird science She came from her mother’s womb, she’s not at the same age as you, she’s 17 years old. And learn how to write before you try to roast people who have succeed in their life.
weird science she was more popular with the indie community, if you didn’t already know who she was before all the commercial success then I see how it’s weird. Also her songs are written by her and her brother (but mostly her brother)
If Lil Xan was responsible for teaching everyone to breathe, we would all die
That literally means that he’s 1 1/2 times slower then reality
I think the trend of caretakers hooking up with their patients is messed up
Atleast Ethan did it before it was cool
@Game Boy touché:)
TheRealBeatMaster Ethan and hila 😂
Dunkey and Leah
HAHAHAHAHA
Nah this dude sounds exactly like someone who's fried all their brain cells from drugs and alcohol.
I like drugs and alcohol but u have to know the limit u should not be turnt from when u wake up to when u go to sleep every day this is proof of that
Funny thing is, he said he doesn’t do drugs or anything like that. This fuckin guys just using the name lil xan to appeal to the masses of people who abuse xans and shit
Tacoman DeezNuttz is you smoke your good don’t drink
Rain Love he’s almost overdosed on xans a couple times before he quit them. Then he got a stomach infection from drinking to much Lean while having an ulcer. He’s been kicked outta clubs because he’ll get to fucked up and tries to run up on people who havent heard of him.
i dont know man ive been drinkin for years and even at my worst haven't obtained this level of retardation
Did he say "aheh, that light is crazy" at 1:19?
He did, I have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't sober
Yuh dude saw Jesus
Yep. Yep he did.
"his face is so jacked"
as ethans eyebrows are in an mma fight with eachother
Literally what i was thinking 😂 i
Lil xan the type of guy that tries to spit on the floor and misses
hits his shoe instead
@@lotuscoma4127 spits into an alternate dimension.
Rafael Borges lmaoooo 🤣
fuucckkkkk 😂😂😂😭😭
Shit... i do that all the time 😓
Dude is like:
👁
👃
👁
👄
Dude be like: your profile pic
o__O
lmao first real life picaso
Carlos Lopez 😭😭😂😂😂😂
He smokin that gas station weed
That’s his girlfriend? I must me doing something wrong....
You just need face tats and a mediocore rap career lol
You're just poor, Tony Montana in scarface my dude, "first you get the money, then you get the women"
This dudes brain is in airplane mode
Lil Xan looks like he'd stomp the soil after burying a landmine.
r/rareinsults
We can only hope...
i hollered
Lmfao yo
Hey, I've stomped on high explosives before, it wasn't pressure activated, but it was like 50 pounds of high explosives and the instructor was like "cool, jam that fucking thing in the hole, and jump up and down on it"
“Can you have a negative IQ Hila?”
“I think we have proof in front of us”
-Hila Klein
Ethan got roasted and he didn't even realize it
man...i love hila
@N a s t y were you drunk when you typed this?
N a s t y empathizing with a loser drug addict... you must be a loser drug addict.
And yes I know he’s a rich and famous rapper. He’s still a fucking idiot and a loser.
@N a s t y "he's barred out" 😎 like how cool do you think that shit is lol. maybe don't fucking abuse xanax and you'd be able to conjure a sentence
He has that eye tattoo to match the face melting.
listening to him talk makes me feel like i’m on pcp
The wheel in his head is turning, but the hamster died a long, long time ago.
Press F for the hamster.
wow, imma save that line for later use. Sounds profound
Jordan Pickthall or the hamster got lazy
F
F
Fx3
His face looks like my notebooks from elementary school 😂😂
Noah Hendriks this is genius lol
Agreed! Bahaha 😂😂😂
Noah Hendriks underrated comment
😁
Get this comment to the top
imagine this girl thinking she’ll be with him forever lol.
Nah she’s waiting for him to OD so she can collect the life insurance
LordofWolves92 her and the record label. everyone’s prolly got a couple million on him.
He’ll probably play in traffic or eat some batteries or something
Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome honestly.
Lil Xan got hospitalised for eating too many hot Cheetos. Never forget.
Finally someone is talking about the important things
@@dartheria2837 yeah no doubt. Because he said he was against xans. And if people find out be od off it.... Also he got out of rehab not to long ago
ElDiablo Enriquez no but you are. He admitted it on an Adam22 video that he made it up
What part of "DANGEROUSLY CHEESY" did you not understand?!
Twice
He's like an old computer that needs an antivirus run on it
lmfaooooo
ahhaahaha
should be top comment hahah
He's like an old computer running Norton lol
But the computer is so old you can’t even install an antivirus on it
holy shit when he went 1.5 speed
“LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!” I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣🤣
lil xan looks like that one desk in middle school detention
Detention in middle school??? Tf
kozul detention in middlr school is a thing? why u confused
@@jenk__ He dropped out, before ever being able to go.
Fulkrom oh shit
It's cuz he spent most of his life in detention at that desk. When your only role model / parent is that desk... how can you be surprised.
"This is like speech therapy after someones had a stroke" 😂😂😂😂😂
100% Accurate
I think u cool
SayaDeniSenpaiB 971 likes because you took something that was said in the video and made a bunch of laughing emojis fucking idiots
That shit was clowin
Still one of my favourite h3 podcast highlights, always cracks me up😂
Say what you want but his caretaker is so sweet helping him with learning basics.
Stephen hawking talked faster than lil xan and he had to type out his words
Lol.
this knocked me off my chair
Honor Axis 😂
Honor Axis flamed his ass 😂💀
Honor Axis with his eyeballs no less. That barely had any muscle left surrounding them. And he was over 70 years old. This turd won’t make it to 30. It’s messed up but what can ya do?
Lil Xan is like lag in human form
Lol
This kid will die soon. Sad, but look at him. Physically weak, heart probably close to giving up. You ever meet anyone like this that didn't either get sober or die?
jbot91 my mate has been shooting up ice for nearly 2 years and heroin for a few months and recently had a seizure from valiums and he got a brain scan his brain is half size and his heart is weak
@@ScramSBU sorry to hear that
jesus CHRIST DUDE
*glad
Well that's isnt anyone's fault but his
When it was at double speed she sounded all spun out to the extreme and he sounded normal. That was interesting.
Lil xan is the type of guy that would rob his own house
Tommy Hacker This comment needs more recognition! 🤣
😂
@@Maevemarlowe , AGREED!!
😂🤣😂
And then get shot by the owner ;)
"This is like speech therapy after someone had a stroke" 🔥 🔥 🔥
Michael Russell: that’s like anyone of my videos so u should subscribe to my channel.
My dad actually did have a stroke and that was alarmingly accurate.
lil xan is the human equivalent of a typo.
they shit talked him for 7 minutes about how he talks, imagine if they actually heard his music. they would be sitting there for atleast 1 hour
Lil xan is the type of dude that will kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
That's actually impressive
Get 2 birds stoned at once
@@Dark_Omen Frig off Rick
Lil xans the type of dude to die of an overdose young and get millions of memorial posts on social media that end up promoting and condoning hard drug use and its lifestyles.
Good shit
I had a stroke and a partial frontal lobe lobotomy and I was way more put together than that
Shit dude
Damn ill keep you in my prayers
Jesus
Caity Goober tru
U serious
Lil Xan is just on power saving mode 24/7
"This guy is barely sentient. He's basically a plant."
He's living at 0.5 speed, reminds me of them sloths from Zootopia
Who taught you math?
It’s honestly crazy how he sounds normal sped up
That’s xannax for u
He's talking UA-cam speed dipshits ^^^
nah hes fuckin time traveling on those xans, fast as fuck for him lol.
He has too many Chrome tabs open.
Or just one internet explorer lel
Too many chromosomes
*internet explorer
@@default2826 chromosomes are a time measurement. you people stupid
Netscape Navigator 4 lyf.
Lmao @ the 1.5x speed.. crazy how accurate that is
5 years later and this clips is still cracking me up 😂
Nobody :
Lil xan : o O
👅
This emoji capturned the lack of facial symmetry as mentioned in the video particularly well.
i laughed a little too hard at this
o O
👅
🤙🏻
Tomatoes
@@Emma-zv1jr hahahahaga
H3H3 makes fun of disabled stroke victim
Absolute Leech: yeah I’m a disabled stroke victim so subscribe to my channel.
Dustpanda Music 🎅🏿👻😂👨🦳
Only because he is one...
u sensitive
Dustpanda Music cute
3:41 “that guys face is so jacked” *20 seconds later Ethan is flinging his eyebrows around*
Absolutely brutal takedown of Lil Xan.
Lil Xan swallows his food whole and chews after.
Levi wtf 😂😂😂💯
Very interesting
He wipes before he shits.
It saves time.
He jerks before he pulls down his pants
He sounds like my poor Asus Notebook when I open Skyrim
Haaha
BOY I DAMN NEAR DIED!,,also grab a gaming laptop off of Ebay ol 500 bucks sould get you run one.
IM CRIIINNNEEE
@@jakeen229 300$ pc better than 800$ laptop everyone knows how much better pcs are, he could spend less and play better that way
@@jakec3787 LOL yeah, I do know how better PCs are, I built my own. it's even on my page as I obviously stream Fallout NV and other shit. For the average PC gamer a laptop is far better to go, Anne(a women by the way) seems to have a notebook. Wasn't recommending anything outside her confort zone. I haven't owned a laptop in years.
He looks like he's taken every drug and shroom to ever exist in one sitting and then made this video.
No just xanex does that to you
It's a dementia treatment drug but it definitely looks like it could give you it if you don't have a prescription for it
"This is like speech therapy after someone had a stroke" lmfaoo so true
Lil Xan had no clue who she was. He probably forgets who she is every morning.
@@5put how would you know if he does xanax or not? He is obviously messed up on something. He probably raps about how gangster he is, so I wouldn't trust him to tell the truth about his drug use.
Is like that movie with sandler but retarded
@Владислав П So is she dora?
50 First Dates but instead of sea animals, drugs.
"this is like speech therapy after someone had a stroke" 🤣🤣🤣
Erin Gray that’s an insult to stroke victims, at least they’re making an effort
@@dontworry5696 🤣🤣🤣
that's the dude who overdosed on Cheetos
"the guy is like a computer from... the guy has 1 ram" 😂
"Is it possible to have a negative IQ?"
"I think we have proof in front of us."
love it
🔥 music playlist \m/
holy shit, when i was about to read this comment, Ethan already said "is it possible to have a negative IQ" what a coincidence