Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 165 - The ALL NEW Chevy Ted Cruze [Jan. 29, 2020]

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 131

  • @1lmace_
    @1lmace_ Рік тому +117

    "Chinese keep munching bats; tossing them into some chicken noodle and crushing it" hahaha geez this was right before the storm...

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 6 місяців тому

      No one finds it fishy they make so many predictions like this? They are compromised! God damn them!

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 Місяць тому

      How're they catching them?!

  • @kurtisgibbs6698
    @kurtisgibbs6698 4 роки тому +327

    Holy shit hearing the initial reaction to coronavirus is hilarious. How the world has changed

    • @KatzenjammerKid61
      @KatzenjammerKid61 3 роки тому +11

      The Young Bull beat rony!

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 3 роки тому +21

      Munchin bats

    • @DiegoMartinez-bd4ft
      @DiegoMartinez-bd4ft 3 роки тому +2

      Can’t wait to hear the initial reaction to the delta variant

    • @HanSoloxcs
      @HanSoloxcs 2 роки тому +2

      @@DiegoMartinez-bd4ft Its significantly weaker, thats the reality.

    • @Knuckleheaded76
      @Knuckleheaded76 2 роки тому +11

      @@HanSoloxcs I'm sorry, but no. It's extremely dangerous. You should lock yourself in your house bro.

  • @kennyalexander7932
    @kennyalexander7932 2 роки тому +143

    Who knew Shane gettin a sick ass Chevy Cruze would cause so much global peril

  • @RxanDz
    @RxanDz Рік тому +45

    Not liking stuff up my nose….Me you and Nancy Reagan is the funniest line ever

  • @07coco
    @07coco 5 місяців тому +23

    Holy shit this is incredible to listen to in 2026

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr Рік тому +27

    Matt’s accent never fails to get me goin’. Not as severe as Woodman but “wooder” “super cyan” and “hentee” always crack me up.

    • @eeeeeeee134
      @eeeeeeee134 Рік тому +1

      What accent? I can't hear any twang to it. Sounds indistinct

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 9 місяців тому +2

      The way he says "Italian" cracks me up too lol

    • @ConnorNolan
      @ConnorNolan 9 місяців тому

      @@eeeeeeee134Pennsylvania

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers232 2 роки тому +75

    18:45 they’re munchin bats and it could be a problem.

    • @williamvanevery3536
      @williamvanevery3536 7 місяців тому +1

      Shat prophecy💀

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      That had zero to do with people being told to stay inside and believe in a disease on faith lmfao

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      Never existed

  • @twonine3
    @twonine3 8 місяців тому +26

    Hearing him being pumped on buying the Cruze,and hearing him somewhat sheepishly talking about car shopping with Rogan recently truly convinces me that these guys will never change,and that is the world we all need.

  • @fernandodelgado6730
    @fernandodelgado6730 2 роки тому +23

    Dude! Listening to this in 2022 is a trip. Gotta love these dudes

  • @loser-forever
    @loser-forever Рік тому +31

    17:30 first mention of covid LMAO "did they get cursed?"

  • @AustinB52
    @AustinB52 3 місяці тому +2

    Started working back from Ep. 1 in 2024 and I'm here now, pre Chevy CRUZ days... The predictions are FUCKING WILD!! Ukraine/Russia, Israel/Palestine, P. Diddy scandal, Top Ramen flavors, soo many etc's...
    This cast is the Simpson's predictions 2.0! Let's go, Dawgs.
    ...edit half way through, and COVID, L.C.K., the GODS... the saga continues for the two princes now KINGS. 🎉

  • @thedimlitroom3747
    @thedimlitroom3747 3 роки тому +224

    Hearing this now...

    • @johnjefferson1104
      @johnjefferson1104 2 роки тому +9

      Same. Mssp army

    • @scottt5181
      @scottt5181 2 роки тому +2

      Sup dawg

    • @007meechy9
      @007meechy9 2 роки тому +7

      @@scottt5181 waddup dawgie

    • @scottt5181
      @scottt5181 2 роки тому +7

      @@007meechy9
      At the moment just dropping a fat congdon. Hbu?

    • @007meechy9
      @007meechy9 2 роки тому +10

      @@scottt5181 boutta leave work and clock in for cidey time

  • @SomethingGamecatAdjacent
    @SomethingGamecatAdjacent 11 місяців тому +5

    Shane called it "Cornavirus" 😂

  • @macthechemist
    @macthechemist 2 роки тому +15

    20:56 Core-na-Varus

  • @reidsMinecraft
    @reidsMinecraft 11 місяців тому +12

    I just ran my first marathon, crawled into bed in the most pain I’ve ever been in my life, been going through the old school casts for awhile now and I just so happen to stumble on the one where they open by talking about how hard it is to run for 5 mins 😂

    • @Anouyz
      @Anouyz 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean fr fr the running you do before you can do a 5k without stopping is literally like hell march just building cardio for the first time ever.

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      Just flex if youre gonna flex

  • @JORDan-bh8qw
    @JORDan-bh8qw Рік тому +12

    "corna varus" or whatever that virus is called 🤣🤣

  • @ihategarydiamond
    @ihategarydiamond Рік тому +2

    Chopped China: Straight From the Shanghai Zoo has me in tears.

    • @cobussy
      @cobussy Рік тому +2

      “you get 30 minutes in each cage” the shaman never fails to deliver a banger follow up

  • @nickkey775
    @nickkey775 10 місяців тому +5

    No not the bat soup I knew this day would come in my Old Testament journey…

  • @benzoadonethc1685
    @benzoadonethc1685 3 роки тому +20

    Then you snort a line of ants, to wash it down

  • @ToniBoordane
    @ToniBoordane Рік тому +17

    I was sick the day this pod dropped; turned out I had ronies. And who woulda guessed Shane getting that Cruze would warp the fabric of time

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      You had a cold bruh, which existed before 2020

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      Jesus christ I hope you are a paid bot and not a serious person

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 місяці тому

      I saw a ghost the day this came out. Ghosts are real. You heard it here!

    • @ToniBoordane
      @ToniBoordane 2 місяці тому

      @@Nunya7211 hey I’m not a special education teacher so I can’t help you’re retarded ass

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 Місяць тому

      @@Nunya7211covid denier in big 2024

  • @morkygod4486
    @morkygod4486 Місяць тому

    The funniest part of the "deviated septum arc" is that the body naturally switches from left to right throughtout your day

  • @anthonyruggieri2139
    @anthonyruggieri2139 7 місяців тому +1

    I’ve been binging the past few months from episode one looking forward to this moment the whole time, COVID has been mentioned. And shout out to the legendary Chevy cruise 😂

  • @JerryGerry513
    @JerryGerry513 9 місяців тому +3

    My god Chopped China is too fucking funny

  • @MrMeowTheSecond
    @MrMeowTheSecond 10 місяців тому +3

    Matt saying “I don’t like having anything up my nose.” Jan 29th 2020 was the true cause of COViD. The Chinese found a way to try and take down the pod. But the dawgs survived.

  • @welbz2330
    @welbz2330 2 роки тому +13

    Wagwan Matt

  • @MAJALIJU
    @MAJALIJU 2 роки тому +9

    great cast, from the future

  • @NowyouknowMusic
    @NowyouknowMusic Рік тому +5

    So funny to hear some of the stuff here from his new special. This was that nice time in 202 before the sh*t hit the fan!

  • @davidderifield3820
    @davidderifield3820 Місяць тому +1

    165 down, the dawgz are rowdy!

  • @spaceghostterps
    @spaceghostterps Рік тому +2

    I’d really like to get that article from Matt. I’ve always thought there was a strong parallel between industrialization after slavery, and the movement of manufacturing from the US to foreign countries, accelerated by Bill Clinton. Parallels strictly related to job availability and real income

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 9 місяців тому +3

    Literally just a whole bat in a bowl of broth lol it's a problem!

  • @SmilesPerGallon-
    @SmilesPerGallon- 2 роки тому +8

    “I’m money over everything”
    -Shane Gillis

  • @henryplaster1862
    @henryplaster1862 8 місяців тому +1

    14:20 I’ve listened to the cast an embarrassing amount of times I’ve never heard Matt break out laugh like this 😂😂😂 over Shane impulse buying a Chevy ducking cruz

  • @jfnarmour
    @jfnarmour Рік тому +3

    17:33 Shane with breaking news

  • @augustkraus1389
    @augustkraus1389 10 місяців тому +3

    Shane's glad he doesn't jump to be edgy, then goes on to be one of the first Bat Soup jokesters

  • @williambonnie-do7yz
    @williambonnie-do7yz 11 місяців тому +1

    Vos is a phenomenal MC🎤‼
    He's extremely seasoned & tasty as a stand-up too.

  • @ryanhill8590
    @ryanhill8590 4 місяці тому

    I am basically Matt. Diaries of a manic genius.

  • @thedogs3467
    @thedogs3467 2 роки тому +3

    Shane actually got in great shape

  • @hatchetman664
    @hatchetman664 8 місяців тому +1

    Matt discovering VR porn is wild

  • @Poomanchu357
    @Poomanchu357 5 місяців тому

    Damn this episode cast in the light of all the events that proceeded it. Even Emily Willis makes a very recent return, being in a coma and whatnot. Very spooky, another very insightful episode from the Dawgs.

  • @stevesullivan3503
    @stevesullivan3503 Рік тому +2

    Listening to this after they just had Vos on this week. Just Guy Shit 👍

  • @BlastinRope
    @BlastinRope 11 місяців тому +1

    17:30 the world went all downhill from this moment

  • @davidcagle920
    @davidcagle920 2 роки тому +4

    Crazy hearing this now. Good job boys

  • @RollinWithBowlin
    @RollinWithBowlin 4 місяці тому +1

    If we dont eat the pigs than what do we do with them all ? Arnt wild bores tearing up crops in American as we speak? Pork chops for life

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Рік тому +1

    Damn it these are Golden

  • @yungbusiness
    @yungbusiness 25 днів тому

    Just wow. 17:33 the genesis

  • @jordanfink9049
    @jordanfink9049 6 місяців тому +1

    Rip Emily Willis

  • @somaambrus7084
    @somaambrus7084 Рік тому

    January 2020. moments before the disaster

  • @johnanthandoe1144
    @johnanthandoe1144 2 роки тому +3

    How are you skinning a live dog?

  • @kill4fun52
    @kill4fun52 5 місяців тому +1

    Hearing him say “you see they were munching bats now everyone’s getting sick” in 2024 is hilarious

  • @morowitch2615
    @morowitch2615 5 місяців тому

    Everyone has deviated septum😂

  • @ThReverend6661
    @ThReverend6661 9 місяців тому

    Saying you dislike bacon is a travesty but i agree.

  • @supremedestiny4956
    @supremedestiny4956 Місяць тому

    17:30 the beninging

  • @jmh31890
    @jmh31890 9 місяців тому +1

    It's interesting that Shane was watching something about pandemics (and jumping between species) before it went wild
    Almost like predictive programming

  • @Thugshaker_thequaker
    @Thugshaker_thequaker 11 днів тому

    Yooooooo the VID 19 is asshore🤯

  • @DatWonGuy
    @DatWonGuy 5 місяців тому

    Hindsight is 2020

  • @jacobteague9072
    @jacobteague9072 3 дні тому

    A serial BBG abandoner who can only live his lifestyle due to his reliable Chevy Cruze

  • @Devon45ish
    @Devon45ish Рік тому +2

    40:03 Matt calling Baby Gronk

  • @richdruid
    @richdruid 5 місяців тому

    super cyan

  • @iamatomiczombie
    @iamatomiczombie 5 місяців тому

    Is this the one?

  • @Jaycee52548
    @Jaycee52548 3 місяці тому

    he has in fact unfollowed emily willis, which is quite inconsiderate considering she’s in critical condition currently

  • @aKells83
    @aKells83 Рік тому

    23:08 😂

  • @uopuol
    @uopuol 2 місяці тому

    looked up the emily girl and shes in a coma 😟

  • @renehernandez1153
    @renehernandez1153 2 місяці тому +1

    Munching bats ……

  • @codysmith7456
    @codysmith7456 2 роки тому +1

    Well now we know the real reason he got pulled from SNL

  • @BENJAMIN-nz6nd
    @BENJAMIN-nz6nd 8 місяців тому

    Kobe take 😪

  • @papasazombie5971
    @papasazombie5971 Рік тому

    I just need a day off. Night out with the dawgz... Need time away from the pups nipping at my heels. Need to hang with the big dawgz

  • @dopeinfertility
    @dopeinfertility 3 роки тому +6

    Dude that Louis burr moment must of been nuts!!!

    • @kriffapher
      @kriffapher 11 місяців тому

      it sounded beautiful and well articulated. really a great shot in time