Man, I wish I had found this show when it started. The only good thing about being 4 years behind is that I get NON STOP episodes 😍 These cats are my best friends
Matt’s psychological warfare on people “dude you stand behind the desk with the apron on bro that’s why I’m out with the tools.” That probably fucked that Home Depot workers day up. Shout out to all the dawgs. Tantalizer get it big dawg
Coming from a rich kid that's such a shitty thing to say. It's not like he worked his way up in this world, he went from college graduate to dick joke podcaster.
@@qwerty6574 Every old man still has one good fight left in 'em, and with one son and a couple of daughters, you best believe my man Phil saved it up for the day the Young Bull will inevitably cross the line.
Lol is that why my dad gets pissed for me not helping with the yard then when I say fine and start walking outside with my dad at the same time he goes what are you doing and I say helping you ya just yelled at me for not doing nothing all day and he goes no I got it just forget it go back inside and he goes to town mowing the lawn 😂without me that makes a lot of sense now
Take it easy on your parents, unless they are abusing you or something. They are just humans getting old, they love you more than anything, and they don't live forever.
True. And they never had the information about mental health and communication at their fingertips as young people the way you did, and kids don't come with manuals. Be kind
You know the last bit of the podcast was hitting close to home. A lot of people in South Carolina and some of my friends are stuck in that rap loop. Literal white kids (21+) n suburbs and they think they’re Kodak black or nba YoungBoy. It’s sad
1:18:20 that 2009 npr performance was brilliant. When I was in my darkest moments I almost off’d myself to that song. Thankfully I’m a million miles away from that mindset today
Yep, and they do have a basement, read Alefantis's interview in Metro Weekly April 16 2015 he says "Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Except there is a basement at Comet Ping Pong.... James Alefantis said in an interview on April 16 2015 with MetroWeekly "ALEFANTIS: Well, we make everything from scratch. Other restaurants, even good restaurants, will, like, not roast their own peppers. You can just buy the roasted peppers in a can. Or you can buy garlic oil. Some products you can get, and they’re consistent and they’re easy. But I didn’t even know that existed actually until they said that. I was like, “What do you mean? There’s another way? You can just buy these things?” Because a lot of restaurants will open a can and put it on. Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in." Why now deny they even have a basement? Wouldnt it be easier just to say "nothing illegal happens in our basement"? Like if I got accused of selling drugs out of my car i would say "thats ridiculous i dont sell drugs" it would make me look a little guilty if i stepped out of my car and immediately said "um... I dont even have a car, i dont even know what drugs are..!"
Around 48:03. I know I’m 2 years late, but there’s a walmart somewhat near me that got so bad, they just fucking closed the store. People would fill entire shopping carts with goods and just walk out of the store stealing it. They had deodorant behind locked security doors at one point. And the store was horrid, imagine the Walmart Matt and Shane describe but like 4 times worse with pallets, carts, goods packaging being ripped open and empty. Products open and spilled out over shelves. It was like this for some time too, like 2 years of massive downward spiral. I heard what ultimately killed it was the massive theft.
I mean Bayern Munich has won the league 7 years in a row... Although, it's not even something to brag about when they buy the best players from their main rivals to destroy any competition they might have had.
Listening to this for the first time, and it was wild to hear Shane shout out my ancient relative Robert Rogers! I heard tales of him when I was a lad, even before the internet existed!
The Walmart in Ypsilanti MI was known to be the lowest grossing Walmart in America. It was a wasteland. It's closed now. And a Meijer in the same area got raided for growing weed on the 2nd floor.
Those madden sims were ran by DraftKings and the lobbies there were full of people gambling on them. It was kind of like everyday was football Sunday for some of us. I miss quarantine…
Odd sidenote used to have the same painting in matts top left on our wall growing up. Idk if same exact canvas but had same painting...noticed it at an hour n 27 in n went wtf brought back old memories lol
i think what's going on at the walmarts, is that no one there is actually allowed any power over wtf is going on like the workers are also trapped in hell, never to lay eyes on the devil keeping them there
29:40 he was a literal actor and his father ran propaganda films, "forever young productions." The painter and the trash man will drop the doss on it for ya bud.
I've been binging all the MSSP, and it's funny to hear them talk about the movie that is close to COVID, and it made me realize the countless manuscripts/screenplays Hollywood has at their disposal. They probably just have to look at trending Google searches and look at their bottomless catalogue, pick one from the pile, and guarantee profit at this point. "Batt > Pangolin ('Pig is close enough right? -- Yeah!) > Virus" movie probably had 70+ mediocre ratings and they just grabbed one to put into production.
Bottellòn is pretty tight, but they do just shut down for three hour lunches. Then you have weird holidays for different regions. Spanish guys were some of the rapiest I’ve ever partied with but they were all so well dressed and handsome I could never get away with it.
Had to come back to this one after Tybalt’s passing. RIP big dawg
Bro, what number is this?! I’m going backwards but I keep getting g out of order Lol
He is shitting everywhere in heaven 😅
RIP the GOAT
Tybalt!Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@Anubis.6256exquisite reference haha
Man, I wish I had found this show when it started. The only good thing about being 4 years behind is that I get NON STOP episodes 😍
These cats are my best friends
The Old Testament is a must listen if you haven’t yet. It can be found by worthy seekers in #432hrz.
Me too. Been lil over a year now probably and it was all I listened to for awhile. I’m still going through em they are great😂
Same
Shane looks like the yellow m&m
BeRoyal37 His hair makes him look like Bert from Bert and Ernie
This is brilliant 👏
Lol 😂
That's funny
😂😂😂😂
Matt’s psychological warfare on people “dude you stand behind the desk with the apron on bro that’s why I’m out with the tools.” That probably fucked that Home Depot workers day up. Shout out to all the dawgs. Tantalizer get it big dawg
Coming from a rich kid that's such a shitty thing to say. It's not like he worked his way up in this world, he went from college graduate to dick joke podcaster.
When Phil and Shane get in a fight, make sure it's on camera for the dawgz.
My money is on Phil, big dog still running the roost putting the young bull in his place.
@@theDC4L Phil would give our dawg a whoopin
@@qwerty6574 Every old man still has one good fight left in 'em, and with one son and a couple of daughters, you best believe my man Phil saved it up for the day the Young Bull will inevitably cross the line.
All the old men convince themselves “they still got one more fight in em” and would beat up some young punk 😆. Alright grandpa keep dreaming
I just imagine both of them red faced and sloshy drunk sweating, both with the other in a double head lock 🤣
Shane never done a honest days work in his life. he got the body of a Irish wife
LMFAO oh my god
You know this comment lives rent free in Shane’s head
😂😂😂
That’s a war hero you’re talking about. Have some respect.
That’s a war hero you’re talking about. Have some respect.
Matt’s level of space cadet is Electric and Shane usually reels him in right before it becomes unbearable with a “alright dude what are we doing?” 😂
sometimes you just have to reel the shaman in!
I love it anytime Philly Gilllis comes up.
Shane and Matt's dads podcast when 🤔
@@papsphin this needs to happen
shane at his parents house during covid is the funniest shit ever
if u have white privilege, you gotta use it.
Shane was in rare form this podcast. He was fired up
Yeah a big difference from the half asleep on the couch in his apartment era we’re currently in
@@tsedubgyatso That's the grind. The pod is likely the only place he feels he can be this casual/relaxed and not need to be on the up all the time.
Yo, Matt's lighting is now ultimate
Its glorious AF
Some high production porn set shit!!!
Yo Matt, what’s yo secret bebe boi?
Glowing
William Thomas was a way better linebacker. Most tackles all time. Sorry Seth.
I can't tell if Matt is 19 or 46
The Immortal One.
Phil betting on madden is depraved
I’ve got definite Phil vibes. I’m pissed off when I’m doing something but also I don’t want help or it’ll just piss me off more.
Lol is that why my dad gets pissed for me not helping with the yard then when I say fine and start walking outside with my dad at the same time he goes what are you doing and I say helping you ya just yelled at me for not doing nothing all day and he goes no I got it just forget it go back inside and he goes to town mowing the lawn 😂without me that makes a lot of sense now
What an exhausting way to live
Phil pointing to where the lads need to add more mulch
Anyone madden betting go look at the awareness stat for all the players on teams. 99/100 times the more aware team wins
Car buying being ten dudes with goatees trying to lie to you is too funny
Lol I am like Shane getting unjustifiably angry when someone tells me a long story with zero importance or moral.
Same. I hateeee small talk. I wonder if that’s the tism?
😂😢😢
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My mom does the same
I very much enjoy Shane's summary of historical conflicts xD
😊
Shane teasing his dad is the funniest thing he talks about on the pod.
When he talks like Phil it cracks me up. I had heard Shane talk like him several times but the first time I heard Phil I lost it.
Take it easy on your parents, unless they are abusing you or something. They are just humans getting old, they love you more than anything, and they don't live forever.
Fact
A true but gay fact
God my poor Lil heart just hurt reading this. Luv ur folks guys. They're trying their best.
True. And they never had the information about mental health and communication at their fingertips as young people the way you did, and kids don't come with manuals. Be kind
And call your damn grandma and take your grandpa to lunch.
1:36 I love how he seemingly glances upstairs to make sure Phil’s not coming down at that moment lmaooo
Shout of to the Dawgz. Shout out Shat Nation. Shout out Tybalt.
cringe
@@WHDRWN your whole profile is cringe... what are you talking about? 😂
@@KingDomsKingdom85 profile stalking like a common ledditor, cringe.
@@WHDRWN omg double cringe hehehehe
Funny to now know that Shane bought a 200k pool for his parents and holds it over their heads 😂
You know the last bit of the podcast was hitting close to home. A lot of people in South Carolina and some of my friends are stuck in that rap loop. Literal white kids (21+) n suburbs and they think they’re Kodak black or nba YoungBoy. It’s sad
27:45 that star fox 64 reference was a homerun .
1:18:20 that 2009 npr performance was brilliant. When I was in my darkest moments I almost off’d myself to that song. Thankfully I’m a million miles away from that mindset today
Glad you’re in a better place, dawg. Be well out there
“A bunch of fat Chris Cornell’s” holy fuck Matt. Roast of the year right there I needed that XD
The Dawgz are live! Much love from Ireland!
We out here 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
All I know about the guy who supposedly shot up CPP is that he fired one shot that just HAPPENED to go through the hard drive of the computer there.
Yep, and they do have a basement, read Alefantis's interview in Metro Weekly April 16 2015 he says "Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Tybalt is a a red tier level 2 power god
I appreciate this comment
I worked in the car business for 5 years. Everything they said is the absolute truth!
Except there is a basement at Comet Ping Pong.... James Alefantis said in an interview on April 16 2015 with MetroWeekly
"ALEFANTIS: Well, we make everything from scratch. Other restaurants, even good restaurants, will, like, not roast their own peppers. You can just buy the roasted peppers in a can. Or you can buy garlic oil. Some products you can get, and they’re consistent and they’re easy. But I didn’t even know that existed actually until they said that. I was like, “What do you mean? There’s another way? You can just buy these things?” Because a lot of restaurants will open a can and put it on. Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the basement, have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."
Why now deny they even have a basement? Wouldnt it be easier just to say "nothing illegal happens in our basement"?
Like if I got accused of selling drugs out of my car i would say "thats ridiculous i dont sell drugs" it would make me look a little guilty if i stepped out of my car and immediately said "um... I dont even have a car, i dont even know what drugs are..!"
That fresh hot off the pot AM cast, thank ya boys
Thank you Ben
Grocery worker here. The bit about just leaving shit in the wrong spot because it's not my problem is sooo fucking true lmao.
Always excited to see a new ep of the pod. Tfw M&S finally usurpes Cumtown as your favorite niche comedian podcast.
gay
Tfw you’re gay
I too, am gay.
Now I am become gay , leaver of of comments
Just found this podcast thanks algorithm
Welcome dawg
Only one rule around here
Ben Simmons what’s that?
How good is our god
How can we not talk about family?
Matt and Shane are an unstoppable force
Wtf shane had multiple three way face times? What a legend
Matt has the most meandering mind around
"completely subservient" "I was full tendied" OMG LOVE it! 😂. Wish more women were like that.
Dude betting on fake computer v computer video games is frikken insane!
After a frame by frame analysis, Phil has been cleared of any chance of a total doxxing.
Matt's life long battle against pern is legendary
rest in power tybalt
21:21 Tybalts diarrhea butt, dude.😂
@ 1 hour 25 mins in is bassically the Chris herren story, except it was a dunkin donuts. But also kicked his habit so mad respect
" everyone is walking around like Tybol my cat " that had me dying.
Around 48:03. I know I’m 2 years late, but there’s a walmart somewhat near me that got so bad, they just fucking closed the store. People would fill entire shopping carts with goods and just walk out of the store stealing it. They had deodorant behind locked security doors at one point. And the store was horrid, imagine the Walmart Matt and Shane describe but like 4 times worse with pallets, carts, goods packaging being ripped open and empty. Products open and spilled out over shelves. It was like this for some time too, like 2 years of massive downward spiral. I heard what ultimately killed it was the massive theft.
Shane said He plays TOTAL War and i was like Hell yea this dude cool af
Tapping into these Rona eps just now. The one with luis j homes was first, now keep watching!
Shane straight disrespected Dortmund and RB Leipzig
I mean Bayern Munich has won the league 7 years in a row... Although, it's not even something to brag about when they buy the best players from their main rivals to destroy any competition they might have had.
hes right, especially from a distanced view
Steelyard Wal-Mart in Cleveland, Ohio is top 3 worst Wal-Marts
You can tell matt is black by the smoke alarm beeping in the back😂
28:03 "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
These dudes are hilarious
Baseball will never die. Kids play it the world over. Japan LOVES baseball
White J rappers:
Action Bronson
Doja Cat
Drake
El-P
Kreayshawn
Dicky
Mac miller
NF
kosha dillz
Pardon. Let us not forget the OG Tightwad lyricist's of them all, The Beastie Boys.
@@brycesmith7501 i try my hardest every day to forget the beastie boys
@@brycesmith7501 also matisyahu. yeeemaayayoooooo
Tons More Cowbell my apologies, I didn't realize you were a true fan of Doja cat and Kreayshawn and not just listing Tightwads with siq bars
"Trump would run a dealership, and then get absolutely destroyed by the IRS" hahahahaha
chapo check
RIP TYBALT
Listening to this for the first time, and it was wild to hear Shane shout out my ancient relative Robert Rogers! I heard tales of him when I was a lad, even before the internet existed!
Guy that sold me my last truck definitely had glue eater vibes, I got fucked 😂
Srsly sad at tibbeeze passing. Thoughts & Prayers. Happy he got that last ass surf to the sky
I’m here from years later to say, baseball will never die so many kids play that today and will continue to play that for generations to come
The Walmart in Ypsilanti MI was known to be the lowest grossing Walmart in America. It was a wasteland. It's closed now. And a Meijer in the same area got raided for growing weed on the 2nd floor.
R.i.P to the black cat tembu
Those madden sims were ran by DraftKings and the lobbies there were full of people gambling on them. It was kind of like everyday was football Sunday for some of us. I miss quarantine…
Too fucking pumped the cast is back in action regularly again. Fuck yea
RIPTybalt
Rip to a legend
I live in Az. Scottsdale Community College is real. Their madcot is an Artichoke.
I went to Scottsdale Community College missed that class😂 definite real picture. AZ for you HVACs everywhere
For some reason this was autoplayed after a cooking recipe in April of 2023.
Betting on simulated madden games is so goddamn funny
"You're not gonna believe this cat's ass."
‘Yeah I know soccer. Munich is the only team’ hahah
RIP to the legend Tybalt
RIP Tibault
"If trump wasn't born rich, he'd be slinging Hondas right now"
Matt saying baseball is gonna die is one of his coldest takes. This is the USA my boy. Baseball rules
Shane showing his cats asshole to the world is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen..
MASP for the dawgs> audio books for intelligence.
Gambling on madden has to be the most degenerate bored shit I’ve ever heard of haha
What about super smash: 4 level 9 dks with 999 lives.
Odd sidenote used to have the same painting in matts top left on our wall growing up. Idk if same exact canvas but had same painting...noticed it at an hour n 27 in n went wtf brought back old memories lol
My grandparents had it, and I saw it in The Strangers, I didn’t know it was so common
That alt-r spot right at 59:00 got me lol, Matt's such a G dude I love these aholes. #2023
Shane should have grabbed a shovel and went out in the yard and start digging random holes. Just to make Phil lose his shit. 😂😂
That email from Phil was Fire. Nailed it.
RIP tybalt 😔
Caramel chocolate cat drop
Betting on video game simuraysons is wild
shane has a hairpiece
Rest in peace Tybalt, shame on Shane’s mum for killing him :(
“Chinese Don’t Play Baseball”. Shane’s autobiography title.
Holy shit the tibbles cameo is top tier
I just got a goddamn cramp listening to Shane say he wipes his cats ass.
Its crazy coming back and watching this in 2024 and seeing how right they were.
i think what's going on at the walmarts, is that no one there is actually allowed any power over wtf is going on
like the workers are also trapped in hell, never to lay eyes on the devil keeping them there
It that a tanning bed behind Matt? Also i came only 3 min into this one. Good job bois.
29:40 he was a literal actor and his father ran propaganda films, "forever young productions." The painter and the trash man will drop the doss on it for ya bud.
I've been binging all the MSSP, and it's funny to hear them talk about the movie that is close to COVID, and it made me realize the countless manuscripts/screenplays Hollywood has at their disposal. They probably just have to look at trending Google searches and look at their bottomless catalogue, pick one from the pile, and guarantee profit at this point. "Batt > Pangolin ('Pig is close enough right? -- Yeah!) > Virus" movie probably had 70+ mediocre ratings and they just grabbed one to put into production.
Bottellòn is pretty tight, but they do just shut down for three hour lunches. Then you have weird holidays for different regions. Spanish guys were some of the rapiest I’ve ever partied with but they were all so well dressed and handsome I could never get away with it.