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  • @JackieFuckingChan
    @JackieFuckingChan 2 роки тому +5789

    I've always wanted to see an episode where a volcano destroys the whole town and Peter is the only one who's actually insured

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF 2 роки тому +236

      Not having seen this episode, I thought that was what the last scene was about before the guy suggested a refund.

    • @fredbjamz4956
      @fredbjamz4956 2 роки тому +33

      😂🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious and now I want to see that as well

    • @enzooo6047
      @enzooo6047 Рік тому +24

      i would die laughing if that ever happens lmaaoo

    • @thesupermayoreo
      @thesupermayoreo Рік тому +36

      Well there is an episode where Peter is prepared for a Y2K destruction of the world and nobody else was.

    • @persistentlypathetic6820
      @persistentlypathetic6820 Рік тому +5

      @@thesupermayoreo Da Boom

  • @AnEnemySpy456
    @AnEnemySpy456 3 роки тому +9843

    I love how he isn't prepared to tell him what price it is, like he never expected to ever get that far with anyone.

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 3 роки тому +212

      How much does it cost depends how much you got

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 роки тому +87

      If your comment starts "I love how", it didn't need to exist

    • @PeterPumpkinEater69_69
      @PeterPumpkinEater69_69 2 роки тому +30

      @@Snookbone ok

    • @mrperson8
      @mrperson8 2 роки тому +35

      @@Snookbone if your a snobby 6 yr old who dropped out of elementary school and was adopted then your reply doesn’t need to exist

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 роки тому +6

      @@mrperson8 well I'm not
      *you're

  • @berryblue7660
    @berryblue7660 6 років тому +7362

    “Peter play with this” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @iang5865
    @iang5865 6 років тому +7566

    "Math is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology"-Peter griffin. Quote of the century

    • @datboi7160
      @datboi7160 3 роки тому +33

      Im the 470th liker

    • @xrustynailsx
      @xrustynailsx 3 роки тому +44

      I don't get it.

    • @professorbrainstorminmemef4779
      @professorbrainstorminmemef4779 3 роки тому +136

      Right up there is also "Enough of the foreplay sir, what are you selling?"

    • @MultiRayman98
      @MultiRayman98 3 роки тому +6

      Sailor

    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 3 роки тому +9

      Quote of the last century? Idk. This episode came out in the 90s right? Don't hate me if I'm wrong.
      Edit-2003

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 6 років тому +2586

    $200 is a good deal. Only about 2/3s of what my volcano insurance was.

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 6 років тому +169

      Looks like you and Peter were ripped off. I got MY volcano insurance for $50. Including cloud insurance.

    • @iamchris6033
      @iamchris6033 6 років тому +34

      Space Case 50?? I was charged $110

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 6 років тому +41

      Not to mention the fact that it was a legitimate coverage plan, not just some piece of paper that just said “Volcano Insurance”.
      Then I remembered that my father’s insurance company already covered volcano damage, so I got a refund and simply referred the insurance salesperson to a friend of mine in Hawaii.

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 3 роки тому +30

      You guys got Moon Insurance, too? It's just in case the moon happens to crash into Earth. The salesman gave me a good deal of $500.

    • @vinniy32
      @vinniy32 3 роки тому +23

      @@thatrandomdudeonyt4085 Bah, who needs that when you can get Irish Insurance? You never know when the Irish are gonna invade, and I got mine for $5,000!

  • @newyorkfan1616
    @newyorkfan1616 7 років тому +7297

    I died when he said "mhm I too have an uncle, come in" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ddanielgonzalez
      @Ddanielgonzalez 7 років тому +28

      alex clare touché salesman

    • @Owliare
      @Owliare 6 років тому +26

      "Come in~"

    • @jcmartinez7527
      @jcmartinez7527 6 років тому +4

      OMG 😂😂😂👍👍 I'M DYING 💀😂😂😂

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 6 років тому +3

      alex clare ikr! And the answering machine bit? CLASSIC.

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 6 років тому +4

      Then how did you post this comment?

  • @deadakus
    @deadakus 3 роки тому +941

    I think my favorite part of this is how Peter agrees they're overdue for a volcano but doesn't realize they'd also be overdue for rain.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 2 роки тому +51

      He doesn't understand that a rainy day fund isn't for literal rain though.

    • @GWROliver
      @GWROliver 2 роки тому +56

      Peter was smart enough to mention that there are no volcanos in Rhode Island, and *then* ends up being one-upped in the dumbest way possible. Man, the writing in these early seasons were incredible.

    • @hail2jigglypuff168
      @hail2jigglypuff168 Рік тому +8

      @@GWROliver
      True the writing was great.
      Peter's a complete and utter idiot but he's not stupid. Or at least he wasn't in the first few seasons.

    • @PoopSqueezenuts
      @PoopSqueezenuts Місяць тому

      Y'know he says "touche"; a fancy way to say "that's applicable to what you have said as well"

  • @Dafastso
    @Dafastso 6 років тому +1710

    i love how the salesman just genuinely enjoys ripping people off

    • @Jay84476
      @Jay84476 3 роки тому +76

      we all got skills, he knows his

    • @DariusKetchum2010
      @DariusKetchum2010 2 роки тому +12

      Mostly Peter, because he will take any opportunity to engage in conversation with him.

    • @bumblebee7547
      @bumblebee7547 Рік тому +3

      @@Jay84476 What do you mean, he couldn't even whip up a proper contract

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 9 місяців тому

      Lies again? AIA Money Help Company

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 8 місяців тому

      I respect it

  • @Justin_in_NC
    @Justin_in_NC 7 років тому +4648

    $200?! That's more than i spent on all that handsome cream!

    • @JacobBen94
      @JacobBen94 6 років тому +52

      Justin Jones lmao it's funny because he didn't buy and handsome cream and he's not handsome

    • @TheMemeDragon
      @TheMemeDragon 6 років тому +82

      Piss BeUponHim what you chatting about? peters hot af

    • @NJindypro
      @NJindypro 5 років тому +30

      Theres a running gag on the show that despite being fat Peter is handsome.

    • @JoeM-tx5pm
      @JoeM-tx5pm 5 років тому +20

      Hmm I too watched this video and heard that line, come in

    • @tlf361
      @tlf361 5 років тому +4

      @@JacobBen94 Clearly YOU didn't get the joke, yet felt the need to explain to others your (apparent lack of) understanding of it... Besides, what the fuck are you talking about.... Peter is one fine and sexy specimen.

  • @michaelgraham9774
    @michaelgraham9774 3 роки тому +2610

    I forgot how much more clever and well timed the old family guy was.

    • @karnige5804
      @karnige5804 3 роки тому +69

      over 20 years ago. then it came back and it’s all rehashes fart jokes and shock culture. meant for young dumbass teens

    • @robertfullchim923
      @robertfullchim923 3 роки тому +79

      @@karnige5804 They have literally copied their own episodes with different characters in the lead, its embarrassing. But I guess Seth will always have more kids to groom... I mean watch his shows...

    • @loganotutt124
      @loganotutt124 3 роки тому +18

      Volcano insurance? How is that clever, it's stupid

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 роки тому +39

      @@loganotutt124 The stupidity is part of it. The humor comes from the gullibility of peter.

    • @FirstLast-ur6xt
      @FirstLast-ur6xt 2 роки тому +48

      @mak. Is this satire?

  • @zebraneighbor6383
    @zebraneighbor6383 Рік тому +332

    The fact that the volcano insurance salesman even put Lois's rainy day fund atop his refrigerator the same way Peter did 😂

  • @steel749
    @steel749 6 років тому +2686

    "He's signing it. He's signing it"

    • @lucaknaack1458
      @lucaknaack1458 6 років тому +121

      Steel 74 I can't believe it

    • @PM-vb4od
      @PM-vb4od 6 років тому +54

      A prime example of an idiot conning an even bigger idiot lol

    • @nunyabusiness7858
      @nunyabusiness7858 6 років тому +15

      Helena Haper *hhhhmm, I too have a bird* Go on...

    • @MrWeed-vp8og
      @MrWeed-vp8og 5 років тому +6

      Story of my life

    • @MT-ek9te
      @MT-ek9te 3 роки тому +2

      New York
      Rhode Island
      Massachusetts
      That entire New England Coast is sitting on what is the most dangerous Earthquake Faults in the planet. Its called the Ramapo Fault Line.
      Yes, it's true. Earthquakes do occur on a regular basis in New England. Notable examples of earthquakes that caused damage in New England and adjacent areas are: the earthquake off the coast of Cape Ann, MA in 1755; two earthquakes near Ossipee, NH in 1940; and an earthquake near New York City in 1884
      Damaging earthquakes have occurred in nearly every eastern state, including New York. The largest were magnitude 5.2 earthquakes that occurred in 1737 and 1884. NEW YORK - Earthquakes are a natural disaster of the West Coast but they're a threat to the East Coast as well.
      It may not be that surprising that the Appalachian Range is not as 🌋 active as , the Cascade Range or the San Andrea Fault. But the New England Side quite active.
      So, maybe the writers of Family Guy have some kind of Crystal Ball that is foretelling the future that something volcanic will happen ; and it needs to be taken seriously

  • @thenukeman3657
    @thenukeman3657 6 років тому +1586

    “I too have an uncle”

    • @JiggingtonSawface
      @JiggingtonSawface 3 роки тому +55

      "Come in."

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 роки тому +12

      @@JiggingtonSawface "how much is this volcano insurance?"

    • @JiggingtonSawface
      @JiggingtonSawface 3 роки тому +16

      @@zar1536 oh...uh... i don’t know,let’s say 200 dollars!

    • @JiggingtonSawface
      @JiggingtonSawface 3 роки тому +19

      200 dollars?! That’s more money than I spent with that handsome cream!

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 роки тому +13

      @@JiggingtonSawface I dont have that kind of money

  • @Alpha_Gaming015
    @Alpha_Gaming015 3 роки тому +483

    “No way that’s Lois’s rainy day fund. Aw damnit”

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo 3 роки тому +9

      @Queue Kumber hey what the fuck

    • @avasti3866
      @avasti3866 3 роки тому +6

      @Queue Kumber what the fuck

    • @brokenhelium5320
      @brokenhelium5320 3 роки тому +1

      @Queue Kumber what the fuck

    • @nipplecollector7818
      @nipplecollector7818 3 роки тому +3

      what happened here lmao

    • @avasti3866
      @avasti3866 3 роки тому +1

      @@nipplecollector7818 I don't even remember LMAO 😭

  • @miguelcisneros1557
    @miguelcisneros1557 6 років тому +778

    *NO WAY THAT LOIS'S RAINY DAY FUND*

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 5 років тому +35

      Miguel Cisneros it never rains in Rhode Island.

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 роки тому +35

      @@NotShowingOff well yeah but I'm pretty sure we never had a volcano either.

    • @ihavenoclevername8300
      @ihavenoclevername8300 3 роки тому +38

      @@zar1536 well don't you think we're over due for one

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 роки тому +30

      @@ihavenoclevername8300 touche salesman

    • @chrisa5180
      @chrisa5180 2 роки тому +1

      @@zar1536 *peter and lawyer walk through door*

  • @maxkupchik2112
    @maxkupchik2112 7 років тому +1551

    A volcano is coming this way! LOL

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 7 років тому +25

      Must have been an Alolan Diglett or a Camerupt

    • @Trainfan1055Janathan
      @Trainfan1055Janathan 6 років тому +37

      I'm glad volcanoes can't actually move or I'd never be able to sleep at night.

    • @Mrcharles.
      @Mrcharles. 5 років тому +9

      I almost died when he said “A volcano is coming this way!” It just tells you he never finished grade school.

    • @NewEnglandGaming413
      @NewEnglandGaming413 3 роки тому +8

      Volcano's do move due to plate tectonics

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 3 роки тому +2

      @@TSPH1992 or a primal groudon or volcanian. Why alohan diglett he isn’t a volcano Pokémon like camerumpt groudon or volcanian or even typhlosion

  • @stellarcubicbeam7760
    @stellarcubicbeam7760 3 роки тому +179

    "Peter play with this" LOL

  • @airnicco3255
    @airnicco3255 7 років тому +6692

    This is when family guy was actually funny.

    • @ArsenalBean
      @ArsenalBean 6 років тому +344

      It still is. The jokes now are just for older/smarter people.

    • @BDNeon
      @BDNeon 6 років тому +183

      Not really. The humor back in these days was so hackneyed and bland.

    • @louveteau3333
      @louveteau3333 6 років тому +219

      ArsenalBean yeeeeah, nice joke

    • @ArsenalBean
      @ArsenalBean 6 років тому +11

      Got any substance to that?

    • @thatoneguyooo3437
      @thatoneguyooo3437 6 років тому +177

      ArsenalBean
      I dunno why but I feel like ur young

  • @keithjenkins6034
    @keithjenkins6034 2 роки тому +115

    "That's more than I spent on all of that handsome cream"
    it's moments like this that make me feel like this show is completely ingenious with the way they Place their jokes

  • @wisdom_meets_you
    @wisdom_meets_you 2 роки тому +117

    The lawyer handled it sooo well… his response after he read the letter was something I can relate too

  • @matthewplays7232
    @matthewplays7232 5 років тому +83

    "He's signing it, he's signing it, I can't believe it"

  • @TGArthur
    @TGArthur 7 років тому +841

    I need a jewish lawyer

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 6 років тому +78

      especially one equipped with a yo-yo for his clients to play with

    • @javierburgos7
      @javierburgos7 6 років тому +18

      just convert to judaism and go to law school: there you go, problem solved easily...

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 6 років тому +17

      Javier Burgos You act like converting to Judaism was actually possible.

    • @Fettupwithyou
      @Fettupwithyou 5 років тому +22

      ....go on

    • @dominikhufnagl8026
      @dominikhufnagl8026 5 років тому +4

      @@bobuscesar2534 It is

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 роки тому +640

    1:10 that part got me laughing lol

  • @malvagio
    @malvagio 6 років тому +249

    He's the one who sold him the car lol

    • @lordberly
      @lordberly 6 років тому +27

      - - he's also the company suck-ups robot

    • @ryankrekeler1292
      @ryankrekeler1292 6 років тому +29

      And also a tank

    • @sladeo1
      @sladeo1 6 років тому +32

      And the “mystery box” instead of a boat

    • @nobleslayer9438
      @nobleslayer9438 5 років тому +2

      - - and the tank

    • @CHRISTIANNWO
      @CHRISTIANNWO 5 років тому

      And does tattoos on the side

  • @mmhmmmyearight7183
    @mmhmmmyearight7183 3 роки тому +743

    This clip is more brilliant than the last 10 seasons of family guy combined

    • @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638
      @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638 2 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @maiq_6821
      @maiq_6821 2 роки тому +11

      I bet you havent even watched 1 episoode from the newer seasons

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 2 роки тому

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @gnomesaregay9105
      @gnomesaregay9105 2 роки тому +1

      I kinda lost interest in Family Guy somewhere before the 10th season. It seemed to go to shit a lot quicker than The Simpsons or South Park. Shame cos it had good potential.

    • @jollyroger2012
      @jollyroger2012 2 роки тому +7

      *GOES TO CUTAWAY OF THE LAST TEN SEASONS OF FAMILY GUY COMBINED*

  • @dnaeem3490
    @dnaeem3490 6 років тому +156

    the voicemail scene 😂😂😂😂 "peter play with this" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rick_Foley
    @Rick_Foley 2 роки тому +79

    "Peter, play with this."
    Gives Peter a toy which requires skill.

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 6 років тому +1018

    Touche salesman ☺️

    • @Sandium
      @Sandium 6 років тому +6

      TolgaBey *Touchè

    • @EP-rt2xx
      @EP-rt2xx 6 років тому +7

      *Touché (not that I really give a crap)

    • @-_-6256
      @-_-6256 5 років тому +1

      Touchè*

    • @ricksanchez8469
      @ricksanchez8469 3 роки тому +1

      *douche

    • @imap2903
      @imap2903 2 роки тому +2

      Tushy*

  • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
    @user-cb2lz8yy9s 2 роки тому +128

    I had this happen to me in California when I was 17 looking for affordable car insurance. I went in to an insurance office in a strip mall and it looked completely legitimate. They made up a fake car insurance contract and everything. They said it was through “Bristol West insurance.” They even had a phone service for it or someone in their office pretending to be an insurance agent. A couple of months down the road, the place was GONE but the signage was still up. I got my down payment and monthly dues back after 2 years. They got arrested and sued. Lesson learned the hard way…

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 2 роки тому +6

      Wow that’s wild.

    • @aronob
      @aronob Рік тому +14

      And what lesson did you learned ? Not to buy insurance on a strip mall?

    • @rugbyf0rlife
      @rugbyf0rlife Рік тому +6

      Who TF buys insurance at a physical place?

    • @HSS712
      @HSS712 Рік тому +16

      Don't be hard on yourself. We were all stupid as teens. At least you got your money back.

    • @cmdb582
      @cmdb582 Рік тому +10

      that's the only way to buy it until sometime in the late 90s.
      Additionally I just bought my car insurance in person 6 months ago.

  • @neozena
    @neozena 2 роки тому +176

    One thing I like about Peter is he said no immediately when the salesman suggested taking Lois’s jar of money, modern day family guy would just make Peter give it without hesitation and probably even sell Meg to someone for the extra cash

    • @Robbie_Haruna
      @Robbie_Haruna 2 роки тому +26

      True.
      This was back when they actually gave a shit about eachother instead of hating eachother lol

    • @neozena
      @neozena 2 роки тому +23

      @@Robbie_Haruna right? At least before Peter actually gave a damn about Meg instead of shooting her the second she says hi. Modern family guy is good, but older family guy was a gem, actual funny jokes that land instead of gore and way too long filler cutaways

    • @basillah7650
      @basillah7650 Рік тому +3

      @@neozena different writers just sh1t out anything and can ride on the old fame of the show its not good at all anymore they even tried giving cleave land a show to reuse the jokes for black viewers then it tanked because they actually watched old family guy.

    • @paperbagbrown1326
      @paperbagbrown1326 9 місяців тому

      Shut up, Meg.

  • @jamesjohnson8544
    @jamesjohnson8544 3 роки тому +97

    I remember when this guy used to be a reoccurring character

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому

      What's this characters name anyway

    • @namishusband818
      @namishusband818 Рік тому +1

      @@seronymus Jim Kaplan.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому

      @@namishusband818 isn't that a writer

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 6 років тому +158

    "Oh. Its you. Uh, im not in right now, please leave a message after the beep. Beep."

    • @JasonRichardTesch
      @JasonRichardTesch 6 років тому +32

      Man I hate these things

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 6 років тому +3

      Jason Tesch Gods im glad that of my friends, im the one who is trivia master of old Family Guy

  • @joeschembrie9450
    @joeschembrie9450 5 років тому +147

    "According to my uncle, who is a real whiz with volcanoes . . . . "
    You know it's a good clip when you're reduced to repeating the lines and can't think of anything else to say.

    • @charizardoreo
      @charizardoreo 2 роки тому +1

      i too have an uncle

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому +2

      He doesn't even make up a term like "volcanologist" ; his uncle is just a "real whiz" with volcanoes.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson Рік тому +1

      The sad part is that this was exactly what Trump said about nuclear energy

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker Рік тому +31

    Love how the lawyer was prepared to deal with the type of client Peter was and just came ready with a yo-yo. Wasn't even condescending, just gave it to him casually like he's had so many "Peters" before.

  • @seekouttruth
    @seekouttruth 6 років тому +276

    Thats about as useful as insurance gets

    • @noreason2701
      @noreason2701 6 років тому +23

      Seek Outtruth fr. Insurance companies are a fucking scam.

    • @nadirvirani5137
      @nadirvirani5137 6 років тому +2

      Startest comment I read in a while

    • @chargermaster586
      @chargermaster586 6 років тому +1

      Generic Name lol isn't warranty coverage pretty much the same.

    • @thanhdohuu9473
      @thanhdohuu9473 6 років тому +4

      It depends, especially for companies who need to outsource their risks to someone else, especially the one with the capacity to provide service to minimize the risk for that company.

    • @gravemind6536
      @gravemind6536 5 років тому +1

      It is if you live to Mount Etna I guess.

  • @xXFRESH510Xx
    @xXFRESH510Xx 3 роки тому +8

    When the Vault-Tec guy shows up at your door in Fallout 4

    • @chryastosslapat
      @chryastosslapat 3 роки тому

      surprised only one person commented about fallout

  • @Scarfy101
    @Scarfy101 4 місяці тому +3

    honestly the entire volcano insurance plotline should be used to teach comedic writing because it is absolutely flawless
    it is the definition of "every other line is a joke" and it makes me laugh everytime, among many other fantastic comedic elements with perfect timing, execution, visual gags, and flawless set-up/pay-off.
    this is master writing.

  • @josephwilliams4176
    @josephwilliams4176 3 роки тому +28

    I miss the old days of family guy. So much simpler and lighter.

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus 3 роки тому +18

    I like how Peter admits that he uses Handsome Cream.

  • @kennethmelo6336
    @kennethmelo6336 2 роки тому +74

    The first 30 seconds of this video is literally the intro to Fallout 4

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 Рік тому +11

    I went to this museum once that had a natural disaster exhibit displaying safety plans. For volcanos it simply said “don’t live near a volcano” 😂

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. 10 місяців тому +12

    The fact he also puts the jar on top of a fridge and its in his office always makes me laugh i dont know why.

  • @JacobBen94
    @JacobBen94 6 років тому +673

    Family guy used to be clever and funny

  • @Josephcavagnaro
    @Josephcavagnaro 6 років тому +46

    We need this guy in Hawaii

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 3 роки тому +26

    All this episode was missing was an actual volcano going off in the last 5 seconds of screen time.

  • @Zigurdur
    @Zigurdur 3 роки тому +117

    This feels like a scene straight out of the Simpsons

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 3 роки тому +6

      Family Guy is funnier than The Simpsons. Search your hearts, for you know what I say is true.

    • @dildeep96
      @dildeep96 3 роки тому +30

      @@omegamanGXE family guy could never touch golden age Simpson’s

    • @MusaMansu
      @MusaMansu 3 роки тому +55

      @@dildeep96 IMO Golden Age Simpsons > Golden Age Family Guy > Modern Family Guy > Modern Simpsons.

    • @measlesplease1266
      @measlesplease1266 3 роки тому +8

      Modern day Family Guy is better than golden age Simpsons imo.

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE 3 роки тому +7

      @@dildeep96 Yes it could. “Golden age Simpsons” is put on a pedestal by people to make them feel cultured but even some of the consensus best episodes like Marge vs. Monorail was never as laugh out loud hilarious as Family Guy. Family Guy is also like the only comedy or show at all to be bold enough to make fun of Jews so that alone gives it much more points.

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 2 роки тому +5

    “Enough with the foreplay, sailor. What’re you selling?” I gotta use that someday.

  • @paradice9920
    @paradice9920 3 роки тому +22

    "it just says volcano insurance over and over again"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @Olivia-vt5db
      @Olivia-vt5db 10 місяців тому

      And down here in small print, it says "He's signing it! He's signing it! I can't believe it!"

    • @Ualmostgotdacheesetouch
      @Ualmostgotdacheesetouch 14 днів тому

      ​@@Olivia-vt5db "So?"

    • @Olivia-vt5db
      @Olivia-vt5db 14 днів тому

      @@Ualmostgotdacheesetouch So just refund this man's money and we'll be on our way.

  • @thegreenskittle
    @thegreenskittle 2 роки тому +8

    Lol, the way Peter says "come in" with such an air of intrigue

  • @abigbutterstick1780
    @abigbutterstick1780 Рік тому +7

    1:07 I love how his eyes are darting to the corner where the money is
    I also like how the money is in the same jar on top of the fridge 😂

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 роки тому +11

    That’s a good lawyer. “Peter play with this.”😂

  • @FoxtheImpersonator
    @FoxtheImpersonator 2 роки тому +6

    “200 dollars? That’s more than I spent on all that handsome creme!” OMG 🤣🤣

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr? Back then, the dialogue was actually funny

    • @terranceaddison4599
      @terranceaddison4599 2 місяці тому +2

      $200 can't even buy a months load of groceries

  • @tsquirrel8675
    @tsquirrel8675 3 роки тому +18

    2021 and this is still one of the best family guy episodes

  • @pepsicocal262
    @pepsicocal262 2 роки тому +8

    The fact the salesman put the money on his refrigerator too😂

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 2 роки тому +4

    "$200?! That's more than I spent on all that handsome cream!"
    Lmfao xD

  • @Unclebarry94
    @Unclebarry94 6 років тому +337

    back when family guy was good

    • @erikghast3312
      @erikghast3312 6 років тому +4

      It never stopped being the greatest show of all time on Earth.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 5 років тому +22

      It stopped precisely after season 8

    • @robertfullchim923
      @robertfullchim923 3 роки тому +12

      @@EugeneOneguine season 3 not 8.

    • @voltirussk4608
      @voltirussk4608 3 роки тому

      @@robertfullchim923 Season 8 is much better than season 3

    • @bencebotye3904
      @bencebotye3904 2 роки тому +1

      I don't watch it, but can bet to Lois's rainy-day fund this clip had more good jokes than the latest season had... okay overestimated the leatest three.

  • @sangheili333
    @sangheili333 2 роки тому +3

    The people of La Palma would love to see this guy right about now

  • @iamchanman4041
    @iamchanman4041 2 роки тому +7

    That handsome cream joke made me laugh a lot harder than it should have

  • @titans2720
    @titans2720 2 роки тому +1

    "well, dont you think were overdue for one" touché

  • @WimpyJit
    @WimpyJit 3 роки тому +4

    That first "go on..." was hilarious

  • @vklasb4847
    @vklasb4847 3 роки тому +4

    There are so many hilarious small details in this bit. The marketing guy had a normal sized kitchen refrigerator in his room and placed the jar of money in the exact same way as peter had it on his fridge. And the bit starts with a random unrelated segment about maths relationship lesbian to biology. Its comedic gold.

  • @madamantium5547
    @madamantium5547 Рік тому +4

    this is one of the best examples of perfect comedy writing

  • @joeparagon
    @joeparagon 3 роки тому +11

    I...I'm pretty sure it rains in Rhode Island.

  • @bjltv.homeoftheplaylists3784
    @bjltv.homeoftheplaylists3784 2 роки тому +3

    What a brilliant salesman. It never rains in Rhode Island and aren't we overdue for a volcano.
    Peter just keeps buying...

  • @jasonchilado
    @jasonchilado 5 років тому +6

    “Handsome cream” lmao 😂😂

  • @hunterdouglass723
    @hunterdouglass723 2 роки тому +3

    that guy is the car salesman that sells him a tank for meg lmao 🤣

  • @Gray-Wolf-024
    @Gray-Wolf-024 6 місяців тому +1

    "Peter, play with this"
    "No way, that's Lois's rainy-day fund.. aw damnit.." 😂

  • @cr4yv3n
    @cr4yv3n 6 років тому +22

    He's signing it omg omg !

  • @Tejaye777
    @Tejaye777 Рік тому +3

    This guy seems very honest. I think Peter was very wise buying "Volcano Insurance" from this obviously honest guy.

  • @legendarykeyboardwarrior8364
    @legendarykeyboardwarrior8364 Рік тому +1

    Thank for reminding me i need to renew my volcano insurance.

  • @stuffandthings1155
    @stuffandthings1155 3 роки тому +2

    I was going to sell you a handsome cream but I can see you already bought out the store.
    That's actually quite a subtle insult.

  • @aahashsj4436
    @aahashsj4436 6 років тому +22

    Feels like teleshopping was invented for Peter.

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 5 років тому +3

    I love these classic lines of classic Peter
    “Hmm. I too, have an uncle. Come in.”
    XD

  • @young_reezzyy
    @young_reezzyy 5 років тому +19

    Lois: peter did you take the money from the jar?
    Peter: who me? Yes me! Couldn’t be? Then who? Yeah I did it. 😂

  • @ThunderHorseBn
    @ThunderHorseBn 3 роки тому +11

    People laugh at volcano insurance now, but when the Yellowstone Caldera blows and wipes out half the U.S., the people with volcano insurance are going to have the last laugh.

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 2 роки тому

      Everyone will have the last laugh because everyone will be dead. Maybe the primary insurer's relatives in Asia can cash in on that volcano insurance though.

  • @jefftee0421
    @jefftee0421 3 роки тому +3

    “Ahh cmon it never rains in Rhode Island”
    😂😂😂

  • @ryanpacatte6054
    @ryanpacatte6054 5 років тому +6

    0:01 now that’s how you start a scene 😂

  • @matthewjimenez655
    @matthewjimenez655 3 роки тому +3

    What a hideous suit that salesman is selling

  • @melquizedec
    @melquizedec 3 роки тому +6

    This insurance would sell real fast in Hawái! 🌋

  • @byrongabriel488
    @byrongabriel488 6 років тому +17

    That’s the 90’s Batman animated series Riddler! And he is wearing the suit from the second episode of the 60’s series.

    • @eao89
      @eao89 6 років тому +1

      Gabriel M John Glover voices The Riddler in Batman TAS. Danny Smith voices the salesman along with many other characters on Family Guy. I am trying to find this special Riddler’s suit but none show up in Pink and Green like this one. Do you have a verifiable link to support this?

    • @byrongabriel488
      @byrongabriel488 6 років тому +1

      Eric Olivera the auburn hair, widow’s peak, and smug smirk is TAS; here is a grainy clip from the 60’s series with that suit:
      ua-cam.com/video/Px7uy-IOaAE/v-deo.html

  • @nathanwuchevich3734
    @nathanwuchevich3734 3 роки тому +3

    That laugh track was perfectly timed.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 років тому +21

    Should've went to Haiti, woyldve made a bundle.

  • @robstrange93
    @robstrange93 2 роки тому +2

    Since this aired, a dormant volcano has been discovered in New England. Family Guy predicted this

  • @justanotherlikeyou
    @justanotherlikeyou 6 років тому +18

    When Family Guy was actually funny

  • @sircompliments5380
    @sircompliments5380 3 роки тому +5

    Not a single cutaway and I laughed multiple times.

  • @Kaizushiya
    @Kaizushiya 2 роки тому +1

    I like that peter is playing with the yo-yo and it isn't even working for him.

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 2 роки тому

      Fitting with his dim-witted personality

  • @sagarchakraborty8487
    @sagarchakraborty8487 4 місяці тому +2

    Every line of this is hilarious😂

    • @PurpEngine601
      @PurpEngine601 4 місяці тому

      Especially the one when this video started and 1:38

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 2 роки тому +4

    "I too have an uncle" is way too close to how people really think about things like this.

  • @michaeltrevino8234
    @michaeltrevino8234 2 роки тому +4

    "Directed by Dan Povenmire?" The co creator of Phineas and Ferb? I never knew he worked on family guy

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Рік тому

      Reflecting on it, the humor here is vaguely reminsicent of Phineas and Ferb style

  • @cylusnova7101
    @cylusnova7101 8 місяців тому +1

    This show is so fire it's insane

  • @bidgeon1423
    @bidgeon1423 Рік тому +1

    I can’t Believe family guy predicted Saul Goodman

  • @gabeslist
    @gabeslist 3 роки тому +3

    "It never rains in Rhode Island." I... I feel like in media outside of Family Guy I've never seen Rhode Island when it wasn't raining.

  • @joaquinnegreros3485
    @joaquinnegreros3485 3 роки тому +3

    I would call Peter a moron, but he did invest wisely on that handsome cream.

  • @albdamned577
    @albdamned577 8 місяців тому +2

    Growing up in Hawaii as a teen seeing this, I didn’t think this scene was off at first. Apparently there are not volcanoes near a lot of Americans.

    • @bw-leftturnracing7779
      @bw-leftturnracing7779 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, all the volcanoes in the mainland are on the west coast

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 2 роки тому +1

    I love how that opening line is given no additional context.

  • @kgisabeast
    @kgisabeast 5 років тому +4

    I never realized he had the jar of money on a random fridge in his office like Peter had it at home 😂

  • @jordanpeterson5038
    @jordanpeterson5038 2 роки тому +3

    You can tell a big difference in animation from then and now.

  • @aprev039
    @aprev039 Рік тому +1

    I like to think every insurance salesman has said “don’t you think we’re over due” at least once

  • @Kabodanki
    @Kabodanki 2 роки тому

    this is gold, each sentence and situation is funny

  • @rosejane629
    @rosejane629 6 років тому +3

    This clip sums Peter up perfectly.