'The Emoji Movie' Review
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2017
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I can guarantee that a large portion of the sales are from people seeing it ironically
pr20 If you're going to watch something ironically you shouldn't watch that. Watch something that's actually funny in it's terribleness like Birdemic, or The Room, or Troll 2.
And most of them are Jackfilms fans...
pr20 @me
pr20 I watched it in 3D
This is why I won't even give it the time of day, because I don't want to give them my money in order to see it. They shouldn't make money off of this.
They cancelled a fucking Popeye movie for this shit, I am done.
DJWeeb, The Weebening The production of Popeye ended long before the emoji movie was even a concept.
actually its not conformed that they did, they probably will work on it
Think about it, if they make a Popeye movie they'd probably run it into the ground.
They made a short clip that was just a glorious way to hype up the audience, then we got this.
Spaceguts - So true. Some email leaks (or reports, can't remember) suggested a number of different scripts were having problems appealing to a wide audience. The Popeye movie would probably have ended up as bad as the Smurf movies.
The kid's crush sent a random "hi"
Then the kid responds with a "meh emoji"
What a way to start conversations with girls
flat earth believer Completely riveting. Sometimes if I'm lucky, I'll say hi and get an eye-rolling emoji.
I say hi and get beat up and bullied for a few days
Personally if a boy responded to me like that I know I'd be ready to fuck
"Becky, lemme smash."
"Meh."
casadilla111 lol "no ron, your tail is small"
This movie's budget was $50 million
You could build homeless shelters in every state with that money.
R3D_Fps Damn,it hurts to read your post :(
*Loads gun*
R3D_Fps the movies plan to make that money back and more and if it all went to homeless people the studio would go bankrupt and more people would be homeless
Devin Barens It was a waste of a substantial amount of money,even more so because people paid for it wasting even more money (theirs) the movie earned 25 million,i believe,if everyone who wasted their time watching it (mostly ironically) decided to invest that money into something that matters like stopping the illegal hide business or illegal poaching or homeless shelters,the world would have been a better place. It was instead invested in a movie about emojis. Thanks corporate USA.
That could've that gone the the Popeye movie
"The emoji movie is someone trying to type out a thousand words about an image that is used to type out fewer words." - Brilliant, and that sums up in one sentence why everyone's gut reaction was hatred for this concept.
Aside from the fact that its almost one of the most blatant and shameless displays of product placement and trying to be relevant
Thank you.
Robert Wright I love your channel
Nerd City hey, fancy seeing you here!
+Kazzy Except that could actually be an interesting movie.
You know who really lost with this movie? The animators. You can tell they did their damnedest to bring this cinematic turd to life. I can only hope that they find jobs with better studios.
Xanegoh This is the same studio that inflicted Sausage Party on the general public, and they treated the animators like absolute garbage on that one.
wow rip them :x
This studio has a history that makes you want to hug and employ all the poor animators.
Well, Sony also made “Into the Spiderverse,” so they probably had a blast with that.
Xanegoh *probably not*
Don't forget that the claymation version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer had a very similar plot, decades ahead.
That movie was the shit
I don't remember the part in the emoji movie where the abombable snow man shows up
Why the hell would they cancel the Popeye movie for this. Why, why? If they're so concerned with money, and if they had the littlest of thinking, they would know they'd make so much more!
They didnt cancel the popeye movie for this
The Popeye film was postponed for the emoji movie. It's still retarded that they had to give less attention to a classic just for a cash grab that panders to kids 'cuz kids are too dumb to understand what a good film is' but hey, atleat Popeye isn't canceled
Popeye and Tom and Jerry are the shit
But despite popeye being delayed, if its on sony's hands, i expect nothing more than another garbage film
@@hooman69 what i was thinking
Why does Jailbreak have a body?
she summoned a goddamn twitter bird. torsos are the least bit of insanity in this movie
Isn't this a kids' film, why does she have a body? Are they expecting Tumblr, Deviantart or R34 to do something with this shit?
+NOT A KAWAII ANIME GIRL No, it's a Medieval French torture weapon.
Carlos Smith well that answers one of my questions
pretty sure so r34 will be easier
If this movie was made ironically to show how stupid our consumer society is then it is brilliant if not well...
They were self-aware of what they were making
[Insert] thony [MemeHere] tano and how are our consumers stupid?
They are too materialistic
Personally, I'm looking forward to the Fidget Spinner movie.
presenting to you the fidget spinner that cannot spin and his right hand rainbow fidget spinner, fidgayt boi
Farmer With Shotgun Same I heard they wrote the script in half an hour.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought "well it's only a matter of time"
P R O F E S S O R F I D G E T
Don't give them any ideas!
Wow, the sidekick girl is a princess? I would never have saw that coming (cough) Wreck-it-Ralph
"Now, uh, The Emoji Movie, do you have ANY notable taste, any redeeming film qualities?"
"I DoN'T hAVe AnY redEEmIng quALITIES , I'm jU$t an Idea!!1!"
If I WeRe An InStRuMeNt I wOuLd Be A cYmBaL
If I were an instruent, I'd be mayonaise.
Guy but is it an instrument?
*plays the triangle wrong*
Why so many comments about Mayonnaise lately?
Sony is the EA of the movies... terrible choices, movies, everything... they should stay with PlayStation and give up on movies
Luka Dobrincic I agree. I think Sony should just focus their efforts on their technology and video game divisions, it's what they're good at.
Luka Dobrincic They fucked up the PS4
Walamonga 1313 the ps4 is better Xbox one.
SoulShiloh the pc is better Xbox one
Dead Rabbit Atari jaguar is better than pc
My favorite scene was when they went into the dropbox app and the big bad robots are chasing them and jailbrake says "its ok, maleware cant get into this app". Yep this is a real movie
Meme Buster5000 the movie is just a giant ad
Mimi plays Weeaboo games
Plot-hole : How did they get through ?
...get it ?
How many times have u watch this
@@nicholasleclerc1583 no.
My favorite part was when the movie ended. I thought I was gonna die
Why do the emojis need to have the same expression every time even when they're not used?
Why is it so hard for Gene to just do a meh face on his job?
Why does Alex need to talk to Addie through text messages when she sits like 5 feet in front of him?
Why didn't Alex just say "I sent you the wrong emoji. Oops" instead of assuming his phone is broken?
Why does the group need to go through all these apps when they can just walk in the hallways?
Why didn't Jailbreak used the Twitter bird in the first place if it was always an option?
*THIS MOVIE IS AN ABSOLUTE NON-CONFLICT!!!!*
That's my thought exactly!
When you stop an think about it, the logistics of this world do not make a lick a scince
Do the food emojis/inanimate object emojishave a specific emotion or are they all free 2 express themselves?
Do animal emojis actually do their IRL counter part noise or do they speak?
I didn't watch the movie so i don't know a lot bout it
Didn't wanna cringe a lot
My IRL name is Addie. Fml
Nrvsidr lofs str ofopyd. If you can undersand..Good for you.
I saw this movie for a joke and when I saw it there was only one joke that made me laugh (I don't even remember the joke) and the ending was horrible and didn't make sense, I'm pretty sure that stopping a phone wipe mid process will most likely corrupt the files not save them
Sergei Or cabbag3
I don't get the ending of what you said... can you explain the whole plot so much I understand this (I also don't wanna give those people money for making this)
that as well, it kinda depends on when stop the process
i watched it with my friends as a joke because i thought it was going to be a "so bad its funny" movie. i stood up halfway through the movie and was about to walk out but my friends held me down and told me i brought them into this. until the day i die there will never be a movie produced worse than this
fuck you for giving them money and supporting this shit
your friends are hard core.
Your the first critic I've seen that didn't dismiss the whole princess thing because "aaaarg feminism is cringey" but actually dug into how it was actually very misogynistic. Thank you.
ViaVia ok that makes more sense 😅
Ironically damaging its message or not, it was still preaching done with very little tact or subtlety. I doubt most of the people you watched actually hated it because feminism=cringe. In reality, they likely just failed to articulate what was wrong with it. Not to say there aren't definitely SOME people out there who just hate it for the feminism. Either way, at least we can agree that it sucks no matter how you look at it.
It's both. :meh emoji:
but misandry is perfectly fine. _Now_ who's 'cringey?'
329link Only feminists don't hate 'feminism'
1:07
I need this Emoji.
We need that emoji
Including the sound that it makes.
Jailbreak didn't want to be a cliché princess/love interest, so she became a cliché action girl.
You know that one scene where the Hi-Five is trying to remember what the girls name is? I couldn't remember either because I don't give a shit. And I've only watched the trailer, where her name is mentioned about 10 seconds earlier
I legit thought his first guess was right.
Flophawk It's Addy McAlister
Considering how forgettable of a character she was, I can’t blame ya
well luckily the film has made around 25 million dollars with a budget of 50 million.
if things go smoothly not only will this stinker not get a sequel, but it will be an example that this sort of thing doesn't sell.
(hopefully)
Random Name sony never learns :/
Random Name also keep in mind that the $50 million production costs usually does not include the cost of marketing which is likely close to double the original budget. So this movie would have to keep making money, which I don't see happening due to the poor word of mouth. We'll see, maybe I'm wrong😂😂🔥✌😕🔞💉💉🍆🔫
But meanwhile, they're working on a sequel to the Angry Birds Movie, because...yeah, sooo many people asked for that... :T
pinkultra You also have to keep in mind that product placement is more prevalent in this movie than in any other movie in the history of film. I'm not saying that this amount of product placement will put it back into making money (though it's not impossible), but it might lose less than you might think. Hopefully Sony isn't desperate enough to create a sequel despite this.
Don't forget Overseas. I live in Germany and today is the premiere here so there might still be a chance for the movie to make money
Every movie the emoji movie is ripping off:
-toy story(coming alive)
-trolls(the turning grey)
-the Lego movie
-inside out
-wreck it Ralph
- osmosis johns
We might as well throw in reboot. I know it's a show but it's still true
*LOOK 🅱 THERE 🅱 ONLY 1 EMOJI THAT 🅱 ON MY MIND AND YOU 🅱EST 🅱ELIVE IF THIS MOVIE DONT HAVE 🅱 IN IT THAN THIS MOVIE CAN 🅱EGONE*
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The United Bank of Money *HELLA* *BREAD* *AND* 17 cent
🅱️🅾️i 🅱️🆙️s 🆓️lee..
This movie makes Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' look like a well thought out, inspiring, brilliant work of art.
Nachover 9000 are you saying it's not?
Bananarocket That's why. It's terrible but atleast it has soms value. Unlike the Emoji Movie.
what do you mean *makes* it look like a well thought out, inspiring, brilliant work of art? This *IS* a work of art
Nachover 9000 Are you suggesting that The Room is anything other than a cinematic masterpiece?
Tommy Wiseau maybe a misguided weirdo but at least he had a lot of passion for his little melodrama, this piece of shit is a charts film, written by focus groups.
After watching this video, I have one thing to say: Emojis are yellow, not orange.
Some are orange, like the orange emoji and the enraged ones.
Next thing you now there will be a fidget spinner movie
Can I borrow that idea? Thanks
Well I've got news for you
Oh no
There’s a rumored play doh movie in 2024 and a pez machine movie in 2025
I believe they are making a Minecraft movie
If you look at the "Mr Men and Little Misses" books by Roger Hargreaves, you can see how this could've worked.
Because that'd require them to actually try to put effort into their work.
But the new IT movie was amazing! It shows that Hollywood cares about what it produces some of the time
AceofSpades GD I disagree. I don't think it was amazing, but it wasn't bad.
Where I lived, there was a Nickelodeon cartoon based on these books.
kinda but theirs a difference the men and misses books are colourful books with effort put in and also aren't soulless ways to connect to the youth
Just wait till Emoji Movie 2.
Just wait till Fidget Spinner Movie.
FooglesPlays it'll be about a fidget spinner who can't spin
🐸👌
Just wait till the meme movie
moms spaghetti What about the Meme Wars Trilogy? Personally I prefer Meme Wars II: Attack of the Normies.
You know your movie is bad when your best joke is a porn joke, and it's not even really funny... like, at all.
What was the joke?
When they go into the hacker app to find Jailbreak, Gene asks High Five why it looks like a library app. High Five says it's to hide it from Alex's parents. Gene then asks what a teenager could possibly have on his phone that he wants to hide from his parents and High Five gives him a weird look.
Niklas Universe High five is a right hand : )
Niklas Universe
.......One joke. They had one joke. Damn you modern Hollywood.
the only funny porn joke sony has ever made was when ned was in the library during the homecoming and a teacher comes in and asks him what he's doing and he says he's looking at porn very slowly
apple changed the revolver to a water gun so we cant kill ourselves from the emoji movie
when you are loved but the much more clever comments aren't
The only thing I got out of Jailbreak is ‘Why doesn’t everyone become a Wizard if it’s that easy?
Your review is smart. (No emoji needed)
😂😂🤣 🔫
Alejandra Cervantes 😎
Jack Fucking Mason goddamnit
Frisk goddamit
👨🏫
Can you live with me for two weeks and review my life? I would really like to know your opinion about it
Wow
Zoopzop Boopbop His review would just be an amazed "Wow"
The only reason we watched it is because of jacksfilms
true
Wreck in Ralph: Great movie
Inside Out: Fantastic Movie
Lego Movie and Lego Batman Movie: Surprisingly really really good movies
Emoji Movie: IS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I think I know a way The Emoji Movie could have been good, of it was a parody of animated kids films like Sausage Party.
*if it
All these reviews make me want watch it just to see how bad it is
angel7661 it's a market ploy DON'T DO IT!
*My money flies itself to Sony's pockets* Gosh darn it I do to.
BOOTLEG IT FOR FUCKS SAKE M8. DONT FALL FOR THIS
Don't worry I won't I just thought about seeing cause of the hotel transylvania short but i saw it online so now I don't care
+angel7661 I wouldn't recommend watching it. It's just a cheep cash grab.
I enjoyed it! Go watch it it will improvce you're day
Edit:*improve
It depends on the director, just a reminder baby driver was made by sony and it is the best movie of the summer (in my opinion)
Andrew West definitely in the top 5 movies of the year so far
- depends on the director
- made by Sony
PICK, ONE.
Andrew West sony only released and distributed it. They weren't really involved in the production of the film.
I guess they need a better creative team.
I mean it wasn't the best, it was ok, good.
I watched too many emoji movie reviews
Now this is recommended
yeah me too its cathartic
ikenna eze same
How can a poop emoji go number two and finally for real how can a food emoji eat food and how can drink emoji drink a drink
I know this is from 6 months ago, but I can't resist.
I like to think about the food and drink that they all have immense power and that they cannibalize others of their kind to absorb their power and become bigger and stronger...at least that would have been a mildly less infuriating movie to watch.
Ryan Mattia LMBOOO YES
we need to make 1:07 an actual emoji
What are you talking about? The Emoji movie was hysterical and seemlessly interwoved great themes with a fast paced fun and action packed plot!
The best scene was when they went to Just Dance, the App, now available for free on iOS and Android.
Not sure if you're joking or not. Downvoting that comment just in case. Nothing personal.
Troodon Can someone actually be *that* gullible?
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I took 1 hour out of my time to type every emoji in the comments and now UA-cam won’t even let me post it please kill me
Meme Antichrist 13 I'm sorry.
Meme Antichrist 13 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😩👌☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Emoji Movie the 4d experience.
Good to see one of oneys scary militia soldiers in this corner of the internet
Sony is the movie equivalent to Ubisoft
Wrench EA*
Chancey Porter Ubisoft is the money grabbing liars which brought you The Divison(which was a way overhyped game), Rainbow Six Siege (which had little to no resemblance to the E3 gameplay) and the shit show known as Watch_Dogs.
Wrench *EA
Villagless Villager I don't want to start a war, but Ubisoft is way worse than EA
Wrench I disagree
U forgot the part where some shit about jailbreak say something like "oh men take credit for stuff women invented" or something of the sort I really can't or don't want to remember this movie
Ryan Carrell Right that caught me off guard. It was so weird, it came out of nowhere and was never talked about again.
Ryan Carrell
throw away SJW lines i call them. it plagued Marvel comics in the early days of their shit comics.
Ryan Carrell Fucking feminists. This movie has everything you could posibbly hate about a movie, including feminists.
It's sad that feminism is completely fucked over by what I call streamlined feminism
Utmostseeker 834 EXACTLY, my friends and i were seeing it as a joke and when that line came up we are like "WTF??"
People should get fined for using to many emojis in a sentence.
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Open Box that's a fine of $100,000
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Every movie nowadays tells you that you need to “be yourself”, which quite frankly seems to be a mandatory human quality. I mean, of course you need to be yourself, that is like saying you need to consume nutrients in order to substance your body. It is pointing out the obvious. Of course, in a less literal sense it could be alerting more ashamed people to have acceptance of themselves, which is entirely fine. However, this theme seems to either almost always presented as in your face, or convoluted throughout the plot. It is only touched upon using the very lowest hanging fruit of its properties, rather than the deep philosophical understandings and complexities of accepting one’s self. This eventually creates a rather non-cohesive or meaning message. Instead creating copypasta bloated tumors of a general theme in order to grab a quick buck. Mainly a mess used by the company Sony.
Which is why we have this film.
Just Dance is available for mobile. And the fact that I've seen so many people confused by this scene just goes to show how horrible this movie is at advertising their product, because it doesn't even convince people the product exists!
Half the views for this movie are 12 year old - hotshot memers who watch it to make witty but actually shitty remarks.
Jacksfilms subscribers?
And people who want a reason to hate it
Nah, I think even 12 year olds wouldn't watch this. I'd say 5 year olds who spam emojis on their dads phone whilst playing Flappy bird
Grog on My Nozzle Not all the 12 and 13 year old people are retarded. At least not everywhere in the world.
I still haven't forgotten that miss kobayashi's dragon maid video you made
what
Dylan Is here - Why did he take it down anyway?!
What did he say to trigger fans
Dylan Is here tell me more I need to know
Dylan Is here did that get deleted, shit
Making an movie themed around emojis is like making a movie themed around the alphabet
When I was in elementary school, we had an activity that was about writing by using cutout letters from newspapers and magazines, kind of like a ransom note.
On the next class, we did an activity from our text book that was about creating a superhero, drawing it and giving it a backstory (enemies, allies, powers and such). Since I still had an cutout "R" from the previous class I simply traced it's contour, gave it little arms, legs and a little cape and called it "Super R". His allies, enemies and the people he protected were all other letters from the alphabet.
My point is, that concept would probably have made a more interesting movie than fucking Emoji movie.
Don't give them ideas......
How come jail break has a body but all the other emojis don't
@Gus Gleich
I think its to emphasize the fact that SHE IS NOT A FAT FEMINIST SHE IS A PROUD INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN AND CAN TREAT HER BODY HOW SHE WANTS
So Shadman can draw better porn of her.
Because fuck logic
You made an absolute brilliant point with voice recognition, as in associating any Woody toy with the voice of Tom Hanks, and how Emojis simply aren't interesting enough, nor do the voice actors provide that unique characteristic to the Emojis, to truly get that same recognition.
So, what about a meme movie?
>cringe
Wihlhelm no pls no
That's already a thing, coming in 2020
The Anonymous Sir Backspace I don't pepe will be in it since he's now declared a "hate symbol" (whatever that means), and I don't think that the production company would want to send the wrong message (as if there can be anything worst than the Emoji Movie
The meme movie isn't a thing. Everybody "reporting" on it is just showing the same exact image.
Are you guys excited about the the dab and the fidget spinner movies?
The We Have Run Out Of Ideas Movie
Elijiah fuck yes we need it you grow up and make it
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Best plot ever.
iAlexM 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
7.8/10 too much emoji
iAlexM How'd you do that?! For some reason I thought you could only send 1 emoji at a time?!
iAlexM What about this plot? 😑🔫
that's the sequel. It's just two hours of someone leaving the theater after seeing this and contemplating suicide.
Just like Wreck it Ralph when the system is turned off everyone dies. This is even more depressing considering everyone changes phones pretty much less than annually now.
Summary of the Emoji Movie:
Gene is different.
That is not good.
His parents are worried.
He tries to become normal.
He meets irrelevant characters.
Random stuff happens.
Irrelevant plot twists happens.
More random stuff happens.
He becomes normal.
He does not like being normal.
The plot of the movie is basically reversed except Gene is not ashamed of his multiple emotions.
Smile person is evil.
She tries to destroy everything.
She fails.
Boy tries to factory reset his phone or something.
Sees Gene.
Sends Gene to crush.
Crush likes emoji.
Boy keeps phone.
They are together.
Then everyone is happy.
This is like the worst plot I have ever witnessed
Sadly that's the whole movie
And if it's a comedy, I didn't laugh once
Transformers 5 may be bad but atleast it had some good moments while the emoji movie has nothing to and just a rip off of wreck it ralph
Why does this movie even exist
Twin Mill Mate Yes I agree with you
Popeye was cancelled for this.
Children of The Tribe Why did the director leave?
I was just thinking about robotech today
4:57 There's a Just Dance mobile app
Romeo Dinunzio its fucking laggy
*somebody once told me...*
Smol Starling *currently sleepy* the world was gonna roll me...
The world was mah fucking homie
This whole movie wouldn't of happened had Alex just deleted the emoji from the text box and replaced it with another / re-did the face.
I'm literally typing this comment while The Emoji Movie ad is playing in the background lmao
Dwalla lol
me on snap: what day is it?
Friend: 9 August (the emoji movie was out that day)
Me:Oh no the emoji movie is out today.
Friend: *Leaves the chat*
I love the ending. You were just like "I'm done. That is all you need." And then ended it.
Me Me Big Boy
gtfo, forehead man.
Me Me Big Dissapointment
Anish Mistry is this- John ;()
Light switch
Me Me (Want) Big Toy
Can we just be happy that Apple never updated their emojis to look like the ones in The Emoji Movie?
I admire your integrity immensely, you made a 9:55 video and didn’t add the tiny five seconds that would let you have mid rolls. This fact alone made me subscribe to you.
8:47 has got to be one of the best desktop backgrounds ever
Let's do the Emoji Bump!
Koriko Alistar It's the new sensation sweeping the nation!
😂 😂 😂 *W H O M A D E T H I S* 😂 😂 😂
8:41 had me legit dying. Excellent representation of The Emoji Movie, while also having ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS visuals.
E X C E L L E N T
I just found this channel tonight out of the channel awesome fallout fiesta on youtube but great reviews man. keep'em coming. this one is brilliant its so dense every frame has so much review in it.
I just fucking figured out what this movie is. South park warned us for this. Its a gigantic Ad.
"SONY won´t be learning its lesson anytime soon"
*INTO THE SPIDERVERSE* : H O L D M Y B E E R
That was a fluke. Hope they don’t fuck up the sequel.
i recently finished watching your victorious series and I was like wow why is this guy so familiar and it turns out I've watched this video before way back in 2017! keep up the great work buddy :)
The Fidget Spinner Movie:
A movie following a fidget spinner named Ken that isn't as quiet as the other spinners.
Susheh And Things shhhh you might ACTUALLY give them ideas
4:58 There IS an actual Just Dance app for Apple and Android. I have no idea how it works though.
And then you realize that the hacker emoji is sombra
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG! But seriously, Sombra is a better analogue than Wild Style. Good catch!
At least Sombra could've hacked the film and shut it down for ~60 seconds.
All audience members thoughts summarized: I watched because I thought I could laugh at how bad it was going to be and it was worse than I expected, I want to get my money back but can't, I want to die please kill me.
How can a car emoji go in a car or how can the fish emoji live in air finally how can a building emoji go in a building
Beautiful
Mr. Bean Bag SEXY
I got an ad for the emoji movie.
I'm going to be honest my favpurite review of the Emoji movie was a clip of Thomas and Friends where Henry just screams and backs away after a clip plays
😊🔫
shiratanei put that to my head when this movie existed
I have a theory that the emoji movie has a multiverse and the earth where the movie takes please is in the universe where everything is cringy
Steven Wright, WHY did you say yes to this? Granted you were perfectly cast as a "Meh" emoji but WHY?
"Cuz dogs are fun and fun to be around!"
You've just insulted my whole existance.
what's the best shotgun load I should use for a painless death?
That Emoji Mike Wazowski is the stuff of nightmares
At least Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse was good
Whoa just watched the Gamer From Mars parody and now this and I'm shocked I haven't heard of this channel before, solid content! Subbed.
2:34 OSMOSIS JONES, THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
Random nitpick:
Why is the emoji our character sends to the girl in an attempt to woo her a fucking meh?!
Sometimes I say I don't like a movie because it feels corporate. "But aren't all movies put into production because a business decided the movie will make a profit?" is what I usually get. What I mean is that the movie, like all corporately made movies, was a corporate decision, but then no elements were added to make it feel human or unpredictable. The emoji movie is a movie that was decided by businessmen to be made because teens know what emojis are and can relate to such a movie. And that is exactly and the only thing the Emoji movie is. The reason MCU movies have been successful despite their movies being decided to be made years before the script is even made is because they add something that either makes those movies feel new and unexpected, or they give characters that seem to have real human emotions.
The first time I saw genes dad I'm like "ITS DONALD TRUMP!!!"
The abrupt ending following the "that's all you need" might be the main reason why I am now subbed.