Dispatch: “911 is there an emergency?” Michael Bidwell: “Yes I’m calling to report a robbery.” Dispatcher: “Can you describe the suspect?” Michael Bidwell: “Well..,He’s very short. And he’s a quarterback in the NFL.” Dispatch: “ And what is the nature of the crime” Michael Bidwell: “Well we gave him a $230 million dollar extension to be our QB” Dispatch: “Is he’s a horrible quarterback?” Michael Bidwell: “Yes”. Dispatch (who knows nothing about football): “ Maybe this was your bad decision?” Michael Bidwell: “ Well in the current climate if we don’t re-sign him we have to watch Max Kellerman, Skip Bayless, and all the white liberals on TV talk about how we are racist for not signing him” “and of course Shannon Sharpe too saying how every black quarterback has pressure on him because of the unfair expectations against them.” Lol! Sorry for laughing” “He must think we are in 1984!” Dispatch: “Sucks to be you“. “Is it OK if I make a comment?” Michael Bidwell: “Go ahead!” Dispatch: “Maybe if your general manager and you had to put a stipulation in the contract that your QB needs to take the amount of time to study film in a week which is the same amount of time that other players put in a day, perhaps that should’ve given you pause?“ “ We’re talking about a guy that cannot see the middle of the field because he is undersized and is a horrible decision maker”. Michael Bidwell: Click! Hang up, Dispatch: “Are you still there?“
He’s arguably the freakiest athlete of all time. 5’7, benches more then some OLineman and runs a 4.3 with insane lateral and short area quickness
Benches and squats*
4.29
Kyler is top 3 qb
he was a beast at Purdue. Dude squats like 700 something
I saw that! He’s just a ball of muscle and explosion!
Really hope to see him used to his fullest this year!
Dispatch: “911 is there an emergency?”
Michael Bidwell: “Yes I’m calling to report a robbery.”
Dispatcher: “Can you describe the suspect?”
Michael Bidwell: “Well..,He’s very short. And he’s a quarterback in the NFL.”
Dispatch: “ And what is the nature of the crime”
Michael Bidwell: “Well we gave him a $230 million dollar extension to be our QB”
Dispatch: “Is he’s a horrible quarterback?”
Michael Bidwell: “Yes”.
Dispatch (who knows nothing about football): “ Maybe this was your bad decision?”
Michael Bidwell: “ Well in the current climate if we don’t re-sign him we have to watch Max Kellerman, Skip Bayless, and all the white liberals on TV talk about how we are racist for not signing him” “and of course Shannon Sharpe too saying how every black quarterback has pressure on him because of the unfair expectations against them.” Lol! Sorry for laughing” “He must think we are in 1984!”
Dispatch: “Sucks to be you“. “Is it OK if I make a comment?”
Michael Bidwell: “Go ahead!”
Dispatch: “Maybe if your general manager and you had to put a stipulation in the contract that your QB needs to take the amount of time to study film in a week which is the same amount of time that other players put in a day, perhaps that should’ve given you pause?“ “ We’re talking about a guy that cannot see the middle of the field because he is undersized and is a horrible decision maker”.
Michael Bidwell: Click! Hang up,
Dispatch: “Are you still there?“
Oof