+Tong Zou (GuitarGamer44) A nihilist doesn't believe in morality, and God would believe in it either, because it is a man made concept. The saying "what kind of God would allow all this to happen" is frankly idiotic, because God simply doesn't care
He helped me build an underground Fourth Reich. Somehow we managed to get condensed dark matter grav lev cannons to work on a tank and we even used the same tech to produce an invincible cloak+shield generator and hover abilities. We're going to destroy all who oppose us and turn their souls into mind-controlled Wikibears, yay!
Speaking of prison, did you know that in 1992 in São Paulo, Brazil, during a prison riot, the police stormed the prison and started shooting at everyone, killing 111 inmates in just a few minutes? Yay!
Seriously, we need to get WikiBear, Triumph, Deon, Bill, and Jordan together to host an episode, have dinner together or have a sleepover with the cameras running... LET'S GET THIS DONE!
dude wiki bear seems like a little too dark for Conan? I was surprised and extremely delighted at his nonchalant approach to the horrors of human cruelty, deep injustice in the world, and ultimate meaninglessness of life! So charming!
Now that I've watched this video 10 times, I can finally write a comment aside from "OMG NEW WIKIBEAR!" WikiBear needs to appear more regularly. He has so many thing to teach us and so much joy and nihilism to spread. Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless! Yayyyy!
***** Racing to get ready for work, and I'm going to do a review for a book that has 1189 pages? It took me two years to read it. I could only stomach about four pages a day. It's 19 pages of sex/death/torture and one page of philosophizing, nineteen and one, nineteen and one, all throughout..... but it's actually not about sex or sexy deaths..... it's about philosophy. And it's a whole new philosophy. "Juliette" by the Marquis de Sade. Read it. But don't try to read it before you're 35 because too much of it won't make sense to do you any good.
This might be my favorite bit on Conan.
Same here it's the best
I like the Craigslist ads, too.
It's one of my favourites too, followed by Jordan schlansky and fan corrections.
Don't forget Clueless Gamer!
magicards73 the guy that does wikibear made many of the best sketches in the history of the show
I love when Wikibear goes full nihilist.
Came here to use those exact words. Cheers
+Tong Zou (GuitarGamer44)
A nihilist doesn't believe in morality, and God would believe in it either, because it is a man made concept. The saying "what kind of God would allow all this to happen" is frankly idiotic, because God simply doesn't care
Apparently Irony is lost on you.
That's called universe
Who believes in god before that?
I learn a lot with wiki bear
Fun and educational. The best combination.
lmfao
He helped me build an underground Fourth Reich. Somehow we managed to get condensed dark matter grav lev cannons to work on a tank and we even used the same tech to produce an invincible cloak+shield generator and hover abilities.
We're going to destroy all who oppose us and turn their souls into mind-controlled Wikibears, yay!
yay!
manictiger I’m wikibear! :D
Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless! Yaaaaaay!
Yaaaaaay!
Yaaaaaay!
Fiddle de dee!!!
You know what was worse than that? James Corden was the following guest.
"thats wordplay! ..deal with it"
I read that right as the video said it. lol
+Daniel Roehrich LOL SAME
"No ad-libbing, WikiBear."
i read this wjen wiki said it lol
Same ☺️🤣🤣
Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless.
..well if wikibear says so...
hole in the ace
Speaking of prison, did you know that in 1992 in São Paulo, Brazil, during a prison riot, the police stormed the prison and started shooting at everyone, killing 111 inmates in just a few minutes? Yay!
Yaaaaaaaay.....
+Flavio Fernandes: Talk about a great target practice with Carandiru prisoners! I'm WikiBearrrrrrrr!
I'm your 666th like... hehe
Someone should make a WikiBear app with his voice randomly reading wikipedia articles...
I agree...youtube nerds reading this...do yo thang.
I would download in a heart beat.
I need that app!
BIGBOY8D sounds like too much work. no thanks
I could do that. Give me a few months and I'll upload the results on yt
If you got a Teddy Ruxpin, I imagine you could record a cassette starting to read a story, then go off the rails!
What makes it even more funnier is the side comments of wikibear😂 "yayyy" "yum yum" "boom boom"😂😂
This is a keeper. I really hope we see WikiBear on a weekly basis!!!
Nah that'd be too often, it'd become saturated. I'd prefer them to make one in a while, because good jokes need time to write and incorporated.
Yeah :3
...and we havent seen wikibear since
Seriously, we need to get WikiBear, Triumph, Deon, Bill, and Jordan together to host an episode, have dinner together or have a sleepover with the cameras running...
LET'S GET THIS DONE!
***** I support this awesome idea!
Sounds like the kind of fan fiction that I'd actually read.
And what about La Bamba?
Don't forget The Masturbating Bear!
"Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless".... Conan: James Cordan is here..... wikibear is right
Damn I always cutoff the video when he starts telling the guest but if he was coming then it worked perfectly in the skit.
I can imagine him sitting there in the green room watching what a real talkshow comedy host looks like…
Really is the perfect lead-in...
I like to call it the Boston Molassacre
AAC0813. Please show yourself out, Thank you.
The Molassacre that traumatized Strawberry Shortcake
@@menaceman9011
That's wordplay deal with it !!
How conan convincingly acts as if this is the first time he had wikibear, makes it more fun, it feels like the first time but with different trivias
I freaking love WikiBear.
It’s a less foul word than f*ck
"Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless"... by wikibbeeeeaaaaarrrr
that really catched me at the end
Yey!
yaaaaayyy!
When he said "giddy up!!" after saying that the horses drowned in the molasses, I died laughing 😆😆😆😆😆
"remember kids nothing you do matters because god isnt listening yaaayyyy"
j heath At least he isn't bullshitting kids though.
You're right, he's instead killing them and bullshitting adults.
Nolan W... That's pretty intense dude
j heath i read it wjen he said it
Morality a prison and life is in herintly meaning Less
that wikibear is my spirit animal
You can hear him starting to lose it when he says "Morality is a prison"
Plus: "The gun wasn't the only thing that was loaded" lol
Wikibear is phenomenal. More please.
dude wiki bear seems like a little too dark for Conan? I was surprised and extremely delighted at his nonchalant approach to the horrors of human cruelty, deep injustice in the world, and ultimate meaninglessness of life! So charming!
Now that I've watched this video 10 times, I can finally write a comment aside from "OMG NEW WIKIBEAR!" WikiBear needs to appear more regularly. He has so many thing to teach us and so much joy and nihilism to spread. Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless! Yayyyy!
Who else died at kablahmy
Well, Johnny Ace.
haha
jlin 99 I know I almost died laughing when he said kablahme especially with that voice
JFK
Me 😂😂
Triumph the insult comic dog vs. WkiBear please.
2:15 "Thats wordplay, Deal wit it"
XD
2021 and still funny. thanks Conan!
.........WikiBear for president.
yesssssssssss
YES
I'd vote for him
Wikibear slowly turning into the Joker...
This bear is a psycho. Watch out, Conan, I think he could be up to no good when you are sleeping
A bear with the enlightenment of Buddha.
More like the enlightenment of Cioran, Schopenhauer or Albert Camus
The last bit about morality and God never listening got too real for me.
well buuhuu... XD
Thats Wikibear.....deal with it....
Crom Tuise "Morality is a prison." If you ever wanted your world turned upside down, read about 1200 pages of "Juliette" by de Sade.
Su su su huicide fun and educationallllllll
***** Racing to get ready for work, and I'm going to do a review for a book that has 1189 pages? It took me two years to read it. I could only stomach about four pages a day. It's 19 pages of sex/death/torture and one page of philosophizing, nineteen and one, nineteen and one, all throughout..... but it's actually not about sex or sexy deaths..... it's about philosophy. And it's a whole new philosophy. "Juliette" by the Marquis de Sade. Read it. But don't try to read it before you're 35 because too much of it won't make sense to do you any good.
Anyone else see Conan stick his tongue out awkwardly at 1:44 or was that just me?
Hats off and hearts out to them. Aye caramba.
"life is essentially meaningless."
"James Cordon is here."
Wikibear gets his citation.
"You can't silence the truth!" - WikiBear.
this is the best skit they've come up with since hitting TBS. yaaaaaay.........
That’s Word play (deal with it!)😂😂😂😂
Triumph and Wikibear should do a show together!
I love this bit so much, I'm lost for words
"That's wordplay, deal with it!" 🤣😂
the most terrifying line in this video is "james corden is here"
I'm wiki bear!!!!
LazyCobras > LazyPandas
Cobras FTW
You're a lazypanda. You're the opposit of WikkiBear. Now go and eat your bamboo.
Conan also made an unaccredited cameo appearance in 2001's "Sugar & Spice"
Wikibear is my spirit animal.
We need more Wikibear!
"It's wordplay, deal with it!". 😂😂😂
He always ad libs and Conan seems genuinely pissed about it 😂
Where do I get me one of these bears? Way better then Alexa an siri an google combined.. lol
Comedy's "Brian Brothers" (Stack and McCann) were always a part of Conan's best bits. Can't wait to listen for Brian Stack's voice on Late Night!
40+ people had relatives in that molasses disaster.
god i miss this sketch, why did Wikibear's voice actor have to leave the show?
I went to look the name up on Conan's wiki page but it wasn't there. [Edit: Brian Stack]
He now works for Colbert.
I never get tired of these.
"Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless." Truer words were never spoken by WikiBear.
"Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless!" This is the perfect toy for Bill Cipher!! XD
To be fair on wiki bear when I was a kid I was obsessed with the Aztecs, I drew pictures of the sacrifice and everything.
3:13 I was lifting my hat off of my head to get in bed as he said hats off and hearts out to them ☠️
This is why Conan is my favorite talk show host
Wikibear is the best thing that Conan has done in a while
This is my favorite bit on Conan !!!!
Let the bear speak up! He was onto something there!!
best conan bit
kah-blamy hahahahah XD
Weirdly it was the zoom in when he says “human sacrifices” that got me.
"Gun's not loaded, see?". Awesome!
And moral of the story is imprisonment. Good night Moon.
of all the things said in this bit "james corden is here" was the scariest
That molasses thing was a "too soon" moment.
Ghost81 It was almost 100 years ago.
Dagda Mor That was the joke
Where is WikiBear? BRING HIM BACK CONAN!
Fruitveganful Martenson the guy that voices wikibear doesn't work for conan anymore.
GenjiSleepsowo Well, that sucks :-/ Thanx for the info!
They should get a new voice for wikibear, call it an upgrade.
The Aztecs certainly didn't say "ay caramba". Time for a fan correction!
Well, PERSPEKTIVE42, we have some perspective for you. We have actual footage of an Aztec sacrifice, and I think you'll see, we're right on the money.
Awesome show
WikiBear: “life is inherently meaningless!”
Conan: “James Corden is our next guest.”
Everyone: NIHILISM INTENSIFIES
Lol!
Why?
"I've heard of an ace in the hole, but this was a real hole in the ace!" XD!
wikibear and jordan schlansky is all i ever need
I’ve Gotta Admit That Was Actually a Really Good Segway From Heartthrob to Throbbing Hearts,Gotta Give Credit Where Credit is Due
was it nietzsche at the end? beautiful
This skit is a great example of how Conan is not only funny, he is also a great straight man.
bearGPT hits hard
Morality's a prison and life is inherently meaningless! Love it. Haha
We love Wikibear
Ah yes. Me as a bear.
I though the laughs will die off after so many episodes on Wikibear but naaahhh still funny and educational.
1:10 He actually says "glug, glug" LMAOOOO!!! 😂
Wiki Bear is quite demented.
It's good that he never talks about recent stuff cause it's only funny if it happened at least half a century ago.
There was a bit where he talks about famous people in the future, the date of many haven't come yet.
its wordplay DEAL WITH IT!!!
after all this years... I am still waiting for Wikibear to be available to the public...
WikiBear is a philosopher....lol
The audience never fails to laugh at the dial up sound. Ah...the late 90's.
Whoever thought to put that in was genius.
I Love WikiBear He's So Cute
1:56 kablamy LMAO
Strawberry Shortcake is crying in heaven
"Morality is a prison and life is inherently meaningless". I now have a title for my debut death metal album!
I'm just here since WikiBear mentioned the HIMYM cameo!
TMIYKYK!
I thought they were going to rip his voicebox out like an aztec priest
Someone needs to make one of these for retail.
Where can I get this adorable yet informative Bear?
2nd that
Yay WikiBear!
"That's wordplay! Dealwithit!"
I like that bear 🤣
My dream, dump Siri and input WikiBear.