That was me a week ago earning the "POLAND CAN INTO SPACE" award. Trying hard to stay on good terms with Germany, Italy, Yugoslavia, Romania, Lithuania and the USSR. : )
Of course we have free elections! Once the year becomes 1937, we'll have a perfectly free and fair election. Doesn't seem to be 1937 yet, so I guess you'll have to wait
French soldier 1: "Oh no! The most elite German divisions are here, we've got no chance!" French solider 2: "Which ones?! The SS?!" French solider 3: " No... it's the ponies..."
I really appreciate your knowledge about history and even the real pronounciation for German cities like "München" instead of "Munich". I enjoy your videos since 2018 and it's great to listen to your voice
Time Traveler: Hitler, what if I told you that you could conquer the world, without being hated by everyone Hitler: ... Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy
@@mateusztadeusz you have unlimited pp as germany and never underestimate 25% mil construction speed and -5% consumer goods. It will save you so many factories. 0.3 pp a day is about 100 pp a year which is next to worthless
@@thomasjones3206 again, he wasn't building mils at all, and RISING -.30 pp is worth more than -5 consumer, because he can snowball with hjalmar or heß
I wonder what kind of recruiting drive he did to get anyone to sign up for his paratroopers. Edit: Konrad Adenauer: Something seems to be strange with our borders.
"Do you still hate me? You do?! Well Joseph doesn't! He Listens! He understands! He appreciates! We're going to be good friends with Joseph!" - Taureor 2021. LMAO...Good old Uncle Joe...
I love your videos man! You have a unique style and I love that you don’t really practice your concepts ahead of time. Most content creators have smooth demonstrations of their ideas but your presentation is more real, because that’s what we all experience. Yet in the end 99% of the time your ideas do work out, even with unexpected challenges across the way. Thank you!
It's amazing how much can you make me feel better with anxiety, i don't know what it is, but after i see your videos my mind is clearer! Thanks you so much!
There’s that one time when I played Mercenary Skyfall and sent mercs to the Changelings only for them to refuse paying. I ended up island hopping from Hawkland to the Punguin Empire and declaring war with the Changeling Puppet bears causing their invasion of equestria to stall because they needed to man their eastern border too.
Been saying it for years... Now I can sahare the his-story... So soft the voice it is hypnotic; try a remix with an evil, forceful voice for the comidic value.
I Have A Challenge! (Don't know if possible): As Luxembourg Puppet All Of Europe Without taking any Land (Can take Land From other continents) (Ironman Mode) (Anything Allowed)
One thing that I learned from doing this strategy. If you are democratic and have good relations with Poland, they will give you a few states as free cores if they are about to capitulate to the USSR.
I love that being a good Germany is basically leaving Poland alone, then killing Hitler and giving autonomy to all the conquered land by going democratic... I loved this video xD
Declaring in Yugoslavia on 1936, you get war wtih FRA,YUGO,CHECK and ROM. naval invasion in France, take no longer than 3 days to capitulate, than full forces on Check, after that you get the Austria focus, and get Yugoslavia and romania..
Here's a challenge. Play my home nation (Northern Ireland) and do literally anything... if you can. I tried this a while back and it's brutal, no manpower, no industry, terrible geographic position. I went communist and did some convoy raiding, racked up a good amount of casualties on the allies. But that's it. I reckon a HOI4 master, such as yourself, might be able to do something much better though!!
I want a sequel to this video with democratic Germany pulling off a Barbarossa and -historically getting rid of Poland- the peaceful annexation of Poland to the European Union.
I've been playing this game for 70 hours, but I still don't know How to play very well. You're a very good player, Taureor! Please, make a video of how to play HOI4 for begginners!!
Here’s a challenge: Take on the Soviet Union as Iraq. No road to 56, you must unite the Arabian Peninsula first (including territories) and you have to take the Suez Canal.
“Rebranding Germany as the Good Guy!”
5mins later: I’m declaring war on Yugoslavia so I can be at war with France, Czechoslovakia and Romania
For good that is!
Some sacrifice must be made
For the greater good!
All part of the plan!
I mean, how much is France really worth?
"Good Guy Germany"
*Proceeds to conquer most of Europe, Africa and North America*
Spreading *democracy*
@@WBCY2024 Everyone deserve liberty!
WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA. Everybody forgets about Australia
@@taniahayward8716 get a new Focus tree before asking.
*liberate
>taureor conquered half of europe in one year
>"its feb 1937, we need to move faster"
His goals are beyond our understanding
@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed
@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed
@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed
agreeb
45:50 Hitler explaining what he means by *“lebensraum”* - March 1933 Colorized
this "killed me", my friend :D !
*Sends an agent in the UK*
"Find out how they make their tea."
God I love this channel.
So do I
Specifically to Yorkshire as well, because Yorkshire Tea
Tgey could just go too us eastfrisians and get better tee
@@chazzerman286 I bet that the spiffing brit approves
Yorkshire tea is the best
Can't be the "bad guy" if you're the only guy left
Yeah, who's gonna say otherwise
You'd be the best guy in the world
Actually if you were the only one left your the worst and best the strongest and weakest the biggest and smallest
He was probably being sarcastic when I’m he said “good guy Germany”
At that point you're just "guy"
you talking tactics with that low and soft voice is really relaxing to listen
Yeah
It's like asmr
His videos are like my number 1 thing to fall asleep too smallants vids are also good for that
I listen to this stuff at night a I keep on falling asleep so i never get through a video
Hitler cabinet asmr
Poland watching all the conquests be like:
"Maybe if I stay very, very still, he won't notice me"
That was me a week ago earning the "POLAND CAN INTO SPACE" award. Trying hard to stay on good terms with Germany, Italy, Yugoslavia, Romania, Lithuania and the USSR. : )
Germany: Don't worry, Poland, I'll leave you alive! I like you.
Aka holland's strat in ww1 lol
Poland: *I've mastered the ability of being so incredibly still...I'm invicible to the eye....*
@@akmask1258 Soviet Union: Where did Poland go, Istg he was just here! Meh. Didn't need him anyway.
"Now Marie, head to Yorkshire. Find out how they make their tea."
This message was sponsored by the fine folks at Spiffco
Ahhh, yes, Yorkshire tea, the beverage of gods.
@@domena1007 I live in Yorkshire, and the tea is just top-notch.
y e s
"You need to know when you conquered enough." "I think I'll go for Benelux. And Austria-Hungary. And Italy. Spain. Portugal..."
“Joseph understands. Joseph appreciates. We’re going to be good friends with Joseph”
Top 10 most menacing quotes
"Joseph, you're next" - DIO shortly after killing Noriaki Kakyoin in Egypt
"Ho Oh! Adolf, you approach me."
“Joseph understands. Joseph appreciates. We’re going to be good friends with Joseph”
-Hitler 1941
That is not a prediction. That is a command.
Next Election : March 1937
Year: July 1940
Yeah, that seems alright
Of course we have free elections! Once the year becomes 1937, we'll have a perfectly free and fair election. Doesn't seem to be 1937 yet, so I guess you'll have to wait
@@emsouemsou LMAO
maybe they forgot to mention the age to the year?
You want free democracy? Then travel back in time!
“Just because you are bad guy, doesn’t mean you are bad guy” -Probably Albert Einstein
Ah yes, wise words.
Heyndrich Zweistein, his long lost brother
Albert "Zangief" Einstein
"Thank you for being a mass murderer for us" -Albert Einstein to Adolf Hitler, 1945
that was that guy in wreck it ralph in that villains meeting
French soldier 1: "Oh no! The most elite German divisions are here, we've got no chance!"
French solider 2: "Which ones?! The SS?!"
French solider 3: " No... it's the ponies..."
Honey, wake up! New Taureor vid dropped!
Nice!
When Hitler gets accepted to art school:
"Josef listens, he understands, he appreciates"
-Some Polish guy
well you can't be branded as bad if there is nobody left who can brand you
On this episode of "HOI4 with Taureor", Hitler falls off his ego onto his chances of winning WW2 and suffers a personality change
*dont invades poland as germany but still invades everything else* woah this germany is great
Poland and USSR: *cha cha real smoothing*
Taureor: So why does the European union own India, Africa, and North America?
Also him: Well enough for the questions already.
I really appreciate your knowledge about history and even the real pronounciation for German cities like "München" instead of "Munich".
I enjoy your videos since 2018 and it's great to listen to your voice
a wise man told me something when i was young:
"Yugoslavia dies"
Time Traveler: Hitler, what if I told you that you could conquer the world, without being hated by everyone
Hitler: ... Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy
_"Good guy Germany"_
As he proceeds to commit War Crimes in Sarajevo shortly after
POV: You‘re having a bad day but Taureor uploads
"not worth the pp" (-0.30 pp)
-5% consumer goods
+25% mil construction speed
+15% refinery construction speed
and more
Well, he was building civilian anyways so imo -0.30 pp (and more later) is more worth than -5% consumer goods
@@mateusztadeusz you have unlimited pp as germany and never underestimate 25% mil construction speed and -5% consumer goods. It will save you so many factories.
0.3 pp a day is about 100 pp a year which is next to worthless
@@thomasjones3206 again, he wasn't building mils at all, and RISING -.30 pp is worth more than -5 consumer, because he can snowball with hjalmar or heß
@@mateusztadeusz you have unlimited pp, more civs is better
@@thomasjones3206 but getting political advisors earlier is very important
Tauerer sounds a bit like how I would imagine Thrawn sounds like.
First we want to conquer some stuff
Classic Germany
I wonder what kind of recruiting drive he did to get anyone to sign up for his paratroopers.
Edit: Konrad Adenauer: Something seems to be strange with our borders.
"Next elections in 1937."
- Germany, 1940
Ah yes, the democracy
No one:
Taureor: I just took out 4 nations, 1 being a major power in a year, I NEED TO MOVE FASTER
Really appreciate the German pronunciation in these videos.
He must be the only non-German HOI player on UA-cam who can say München :D
I love this new "story-thing" that you did. Would like to see more.
chad taureor: It's alread 37 we need to move fast
virgin me: takes 1 year to take france
Taureor is the chaddest of them all in HOI4
"Head to Yorkshire. Find out how they make their tea."
I nearly lost it at that one. Glad to see I'm not the only Spiff fan here. :)
"Do you still hate me? You do?! Well Joseph doesn't! He Listens! He understands! He appreciates! We're going to be good friends with Joseph!" - Taureor 2021.
LMAO...Good old Uncle Joe...
I love your videos man! You have a unique style and I love that you don’t really practice your concepts ahead of time. Most content creators have smooth demonstrations of their ideas but your presentation is more real, because that’s what we all experience. Yet in the end 99% of the time your ideas do work out, even with unexpected challenges across the way. Thank you!
"Now that we are democratic we are the good guys."
Kim Dynasty: You know we are something of good guys ourselves.
Hans dropped his keyes in Belgrade so one thing led to another....
Bro have you ever been mad in your entire life? Your voice is so calming
It's amazing how much can you make me feel better with anxiety, i don't know what it is, but after i see your videos my mind is clearer! Thanks you so much!
same
Last time I was this early the kings party was something carol II had
Really appreciated that 1984-esque ending, it was a perfect conclusion to a great video
*The Good Ending*
First time my recommendations aren’t a year late.
Taureror: "good guy germany"
*takes out USA*
We are good guys, trust me everything is good
I mean the US is degenerate
I live in the US and approve that we are not, in fact, the good guys.
@@Poffean what.
Im ok with USA being german
“We and Josef are going to be good friends” *picks the focus tree dedicated to attacking the Soviets*
Challenge: play as kingdom of Hawaii and take all islands
Thanks for the thumbnail, I didn’t feel like watching an ad today
Are we going to hear more from your son? He sounds so adorable lol
Taureor: gets stuck fighting in Romania
Me: intesified laughs in romanian
You know, your surname sounds very albanian
@@klestidpoloska487 more greek but whatever
@@andreizaharia4168 It is the name of an albanian village, but whatever
@@klestidpoloska487 we also have a few villages named Andrei
Another great video Taureor, hope you have a good day buddy! Love from The Netherlands
anybody: hey poland
Poland: What is poland i dint hear this name in my lifetime (for living that much)
garbage
@@thegreatestdane8978 I'm sure he understood the joke but just didn't find it funny.
you dont lose the fleet after the civil war you get it back, but after a normal war you dont get their fleet if you annex
@@thegreatestdane8978 hm, weird, it happens to me but only in civil wars, it gets rid of the army obvioulsy though, not sure about the ariforce
I love that you don't play mods. I like the vanilla experience best.
That "We're gonna be good friends with Joseph." with the low whispers of Taureor's... *perfect! Good friends indeed.*
Pony template eh? Anyone else now want to see Taureor play Equestria at War? ^^
There’s that one time when I played Mercenary Skyfall and sent mercs to the Changelings only for them to refuse paying. I ended up island hopping from Hawkland to the Punguin Empire and declaring war with the Changeling Puppet bears causing their invasion of equestria to stall because they needed to man their eastern border too.
6:00 For a second there I thought you said "This based on the number of Italians you have" lol
really been missing the hoi4 vids my dude. Keep em coming! :)
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me." - Wreck-It Ralph.
I have got to be ur #1 viewer. Thanks for being a calming voice to help alleviate my insomnia! Haha I also really enjoy the videos and perspective!
When Taureor gets army innovations as first focus
Me: oh this is gonna be good
3:13 Polish man praising Adolf Hitler - 1936, colorized
We are the good guys - taureor
"let's hang all people that don't follow my believe" - also taureor
Cursed but glorious thumbnail
This is good content, keep it up Taureor!
Wait, it's all Germany?
Always has been
I love this channel just as chilling place after a hard week.
A tip Taureor: When you disband your puppet’s troops it actually just sends them back to the puppet and doesn’t actually disband them.
I know, but annexing a puppet while having their troops used to bug uot, not sure if it still does
I just discovered your channel Yesterday, i absolutely love your content and the intermission with you baby son are so fun, keep it up!
Taueror we need your take on the Poland rework!
Been saying it for years...
Now I can sahare the his-story...
So soft the voice it is hypnotic; try a remix with an evil, forceful voice for the comidic value.
Americans (from the US): "Our country is the best!"
We, the chads in Europe: "Oh...what country?"
Nah, Weimerica's been fucked since the tribe took over the banks in 1912. Shit's collapsing pretty fast now.
@@Poffean pfp checks out
What?
What kind of what is this? The European Union was always like this.
@@zeusz3237 I just don’t get what you mean
I Have A Challenge! (Don't know if possible): As Luxembourg Puppet All Of Europe Without taking any Land (Can take Land From other continents) (Ironman Mode) (Anything Allowed)
this made my day just a bit better, thank you.
One thing that I learned from doing this strategy. If you are democratic and have good relations with Poland, they will give you a few states as free cores if they are about to capitulate to the USSR.
I love that being a good Germany is basically leaving Poland alone, then killing Hitler and giving autonomy to all the conquered land by going democratic...
I loved this video xD
TAUEROR THE DEVS HAVE ANNOUNCED A POLAND REWORK, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?
Jeez, no need for the capslock bro
@@joshmichael5546 agreed
His voice is like the Bob Ross of Warcrimes
45:42
ah yes the elections.
to vote simply time travel
Attempt #3
BOLIVAR EMPIRE CHALLENGE
Can you form the Bolivar Empire as Venezuela?
Good luck!
Hey taureor hello from brazil
What is it like living in brazil
You are going to brazil
@@tomvorat4173 is horrible
@@jesterstoy4274 I'm in Brazil
26:06 ah yes, you're stealing the british tea, their strongest weapon!
Declaring in Yugoslavia on 1936, you get war wtih FRA,YUGO,CHECK and ROM. naval invasion in France, take no longer than 3 days to capitulate, than full forces on Check, after that you get the Austria focus, and get Yugoslavia and romania..
That fucking thumbnail was the most perfect hook. Well done, I am in for the long haul on this one.
Such evil narration. Love it.
Democracy: exists
Taureror: order 66 again I guess
Taureor needs to start naming sky germans "airyans"
this was a great video, thank you taureor
Here's a challenge. Play my home nation (Northern Ireland) and do literally anything... if you can.
I tried this a while back and it's brutal, no manpower, no industry, terrible geographic position. I went communist and did some convoy raiding, racked up a good amount of casualties on the allies. But that's it.
I reckon a HOI4 master, such as yourself, might be able to do something much better though!!
That's certainly a challenge and a half. I wonder if building infra and civs before release is allowed.
"We Will Do Italy Next"
"scratch's Beard" 37:42
I want a sequel to this video with democratic Germany pulling off a Barbarossa and -historically getting rid of Poland- the peaceful annexation of Poland to the European Union.
good to see i come back from a couple months of not watching hoi to the first vid being an exploiting one
Taureor when hes getting ready to invade the UK: mr world wide
Kurde , powinieneś pracować w radiu. Poza tym super odcinek, rodacy też cię oglądają
I have been waiting for a new video for a year now 😅 don't blame me! I just lot you!! I especially like the batman jokes 😆
In speed 2 it looks like you're rapping. Nice.
I've been playing this game for 70 hours, but I still don't know How to play very well.
You're a very good player, Taureor! Please, make a video of how to play HOI4 for begginners!!
I can relate I only have like 60 hours and I'm mostly relying on the hoi4 wiki on how to play
@@matchi9592 The problem with this kind of games is that you need to watch a dozen tutorials before playing
@@matchi9592 i've tried everything to play well, but nothing could help me. The tutorials wasn't verye good
@@Eli-dp9hk true, I might just watch more tutorials online instead of the wiki ig
Here’s a challenge:
Take on the Soviet Union as Iraq. No road to 56, you must unite the Arabian Peninsula first (including territories) and you have to take the Suez Canal.
@@thegreatestdane8978 Is it? I've done it
oh wait ive just read your comment better. My apologies.
Great strategy