Zero soldiers lost as Germany

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  • @Taureor
    @Taureor  4 роки тому +1238

    By the way I was just told by Enigmatic Rose that Total War Troy is free on Epic for 24 hours, go get it!
    This is NOT a sponsored post. Free games. Yay.

    • @fds-lg6gm
      @fds-lg6gm 4 роки тому +9

      Thank you, I nearly forgot it!

    • @skrub7581
      @skrub7581 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks

    • @cosmic5987
      @cosmic5987 4 роки тому +15

      Epic is pretty sketchy but I’ll still get it

    • @yuiko4511
      @yuiko4511 4 роки тому +2

      Thx man i love total war games:)

    • @magnushansen6459
      @magnushansen6459 4 роки тому +2

      Playthrough when?

  • @KS-ik9wt
    @KS-ik9wt 4 роки тому +2358

    You've heard of, "why die for danzig" now get ready for, "why die?"

    • @vexxfulomega9
      @vexxfulomega9 4 роки тому +171

      What about "Why?"

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 4 роки тому +49

      @@vexxfulomega9 uninstal game

    • @XhardCoreXQED
      @XhardCoreXQED 4 роки тому +135

      @@vexxfulomega9 you invented philosophy, congrats

    • @rivepest6158
      @rivepest6158 4 роки тому +8

      This conversation is great

    • @dr.radberry8943
      @dr.radberry8943 4 роки тому +8

      Don't forget about "For what?" What's the goal of this game? Getting millions of human beings with potential to invent let's say cure for cancer. All of that just to conquer few countries, a dot you can't even see in a scale of universe, becoming the "King of nothing"

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 4 роки тому +4011

    Anti-War Protesters: "The war against the USSR must end, millions of Germans died in it!"
    Adolf Hitler: "No they didn't."

  • @trevorrichardson8030
    @trevorrichardson8030 4 роки тому +2315

    “We will see to the defeat of the Soviet Union. Pretty simple...”-German High Command just before Barbarossa .

    • @trevorrichardson8030
      @trevorrichardson8030 4 роки тому +84

      @-Umut Deniz- "Hanz, ze country ran out of oil"

    • @Hadahuda
      @Hadahuda 4 роки тому +18

      @Trevor Richardson “nein nein NEIN”

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 роки тому +19

      @-Umut Deniz- Hanz, I'm afraid Herr Taureor is on vacation and can't be reached. If we can't find someone else, ze Soviets will get to us first.

    • @micronoice2387
      @micronoice2387 4 роки тому +9

      @-Umut Deniz- Herr Ramblerstein ist missing!

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 роки тому +6

      @-Umut Deniz- Hanz, do you want me to try and contact Herr PrussianPrince, Herr FeedBackGaming, and Herr Mordred Viking? Zey are probably ze next best thing to help us fight ze Soviets.
      Check this if you don't know who they are: ua-cam.com/video/C-C-uB2u400/v-deo.html

  • @thecringekid5744
    @thecringekid5744 4 роки тому +1208

    This is "Don't die for your country", but for actual military personnel.

    • @subira8518
      @subira8518 4 роки тому +89

      "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio 4 роки тому +29

      @@subira8518 "The object of war is not to die for your country, but align tinier countries everywhere to send their men to do the dying for you, thereby making the other bastards die for their country."
      Also somehow your comment was made 7 hours ago despite the fact that the comment you replied to is only 5 hours old. I've never seen that before.

    • @subira8518
      @subira8518 4 роки тому +1

      It seems only you see the time difference. For me I posted it a hour after this guy commented

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio 4 роки тому +1

      @@subira8518 You were right, it was a bug on my end.

    • @bester4094
      @bester4094 4 роки тому

      “Fight for your nation, but live to fight the next day”. -Me

  •  4 роки тому +2738

    Taureor: I won't let a single german die
    The killed agents: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Vrangelrip
      @Vrangelrip 4 роки тому +346

      Taureor: I said no soldiers will die, who cares about dead spies when you get more for free.

    • @derrickbarney8731
      @derrickbarney8731 4 роки тому +69

      “He sits on a throne of lies!”

    • @UM96lol
      @UM96lol 4 роки тому +208

      They were mostly Russian, so he was actually making more Russians die.

    • @brotherjookie7521
      @brotherjookie7521 4 роки тому +33

      To be fair he did say SOLDIERS soooo

    • @henrikknudsen8125
      @henrikknudsen8125 4 роки тому +36

      The "Am I a joke to you?" joke is tired and wants to die.

  • @franchufranchu119
    @franchufranchu119 4 роки тому +1363

    "Today I'm going to show you how to lose 0 soldiers as Germany"
    > opens game
    > closes game
    > video ended

    • @aldihamzaraj4795
      @aldihamzaraj4795 4 роки тому +2

      FranchuFranchu LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @BronsonSelf
      @BronsonSelf 4 роки тому +17

      "why are you booing me I'm right"

    • @thezombiecreeper
      @thezombiecreeper 4 роки тому +9

      FranchuFranchu well hey nobody died except for that microorganism that you squished when you hit the mouse

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 4 роки тому

      @@thezombiecreeper what about the mouse

    • @thezombiecreeper
      @thezombiecreeper 4 роки тому +2

      中国语言中国皇帝威廉 the microorganism could’ve been squished when he clicked on the mouse

  • @blaine8197
    @blaine8197 4 роки тому +479

    Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, Taureor saves both. - Erwin Rommel

    • @petermarkkekse3002
      @petermarkkekse3002 4 роки тому +2

      You mean blood saves sweat? 🤔

    • @doomer704
      @doomer704 4 роки тому +3

      @@petermarkkekse3002 nope he is correct, what this quotes implies if you put more effort for battle might prevent you getting shot by enemies due to unpreparedness.

    • @Poryj_sobie_banie
      @Poryj_sobie_banie 4 роки тому

      Hoi 4 loading screen xD

  • @lars9925
    @lars9925 4 роки тому +1770

    A kitten is called Kätzchen in German, but kleine Katze is the next best thing.

    • @hendrik9180
      @hendrik9180 4 роки тому +62

      Im Sure He has no ä on his Keyboard XD

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 4 роки тому +109

      @@hendrik9180
      ae would do fine.

    • @bielefeldexistiert8379
      @bielefeldexistiert8379 4 роки тому +43

      Nur wir wachsen damit auf das ae ä ersetzt, woher sollte er das wissen?

    • @mariogonzalez4928
      @mariogonzalez4928 4 роки тому +14

      You can type umlaut with commands

    • @simonbebek344
      @simonbebek344 4 роки тому +6

      And how to wryte it in polish from german: Kecchen. And the real polish word: kotek

  • @andreipireu5727
    @andreipireu5727 4 роки тому +1757

    Some German soldier that chokes to death:
    I'm gonna destroy this man's whole career!

    • @Taureor
      @Taureor  4 роки тому +730

      Died in combat with a baguette

    • @Tyren.
      @Tyren. 4 роки тому +47

      why is vichy dying for germany

    • @prequelanimations539
      @prequelanimations539 4 роки тому +28

      gets choked by france's white flag

    • @prequelanimations539
      @prequelanimations539 4 роки тому +8

      @@boudgaming5123 bruh its a meme, dont sweat it man

    • @antoniopaganini5700
      @antoniopaganini5700 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine fighting for your country and dying so the future generation can live and being called a coward by them 100 years after

  • @JIopemUncym
    @JIopemUncym 4 роки тому +543

    "Hitler makes friends for 39 minutes straight"

    • @Thesil.
      @Thesil. 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @aragr1
      @aragr1 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @Yjaans
      @Yjaans 3 роки тому +2

      Funny man.

    • @cookielover6896
      @cookielover6896 3 роки тому

      pov:you looked at the video if it really have 39 minutes

    • @Hasio-Maszkietnik
      @Hasio-Maszkietnik 3 роки тому

      @@cookielover6896 but making it took 1 week lol

  • @Charles-In-Charge
    @Charles-In-Charge 4 роки тому +201

    13:46 Your agent was killed! Doesn't that mean you lost the challenge?
    Edit: A grand total of FOUR Germans were killed in the line of duty! #SpyLivesMatter

    • @KEKMaster3000
      @KEKMaster3000 4 роки тому +25

      But no german SOLDIERS died

    • @FLUX.2226
      @FLUX.2226 4 роки тому +7

      @@KEKMaster3000 He did say "no Germans" a few times tho'

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 4 роки тому +5

      #SLM

    • @realgaming9730
      @realgaming9730 3 роки тому +15

      @@FLUX.2226 spies were not Germans.

    • @dhruvvadlamudi631
      @dhruvvadlamudi631 3 роки тому +11

      Those were russian spies he abducted from russia

  • @dirtygandalf7130
    @dirtygandalf7130 4 роки тому +469

    It went from "Let's befriend the Netherlands" to "Can I nuke them?"

    • @theshadowforce3438
      @theshadowforce3438 4 роки тому +50

      Nuking someone is the ultimate demonstration of friendship!

    • @antoniopaganini5700
      @antoniopaganini5700 4 роки тому +2

      @@theshadowforce3438 ikr

    • @MikeyPFilm
      @MikeyPFilm 4 роки тому +7

      How broken that feature is is truly infuriating

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 4 роки тому

      @@MikeyPFilm he had historical on, of course Netherlands won’t choose to go fascist.

    • @makuru.42
      @makuru.42 3 роки тому

      - Gandhi, probably

  • @noobin2848
    @noobin2848 4 роки тому +50

    "Today, I'll take over the world without losing solders!"
    - start game
    - annex all
    - exit game
    - video end

  • @aw6794
    @aw6794 4 роки тому +88

    "Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death." -Sun Tzu
    welp this just got really interesting

  • @svenkaasik9868
    @svenkaasik9868 4 роки тому +282

    challenge idea: Super Chile
    Rules: Own all coastal provinces in america without own a single non coastal state ever.

    • @fds-lg6gm
      @fds-lg6gm 4 роки тому +5

      Only South America or also North America?

    • @thespaceman9146
      @thespaceman9146 4 роки тому +26

      @@fds-lg6gm I mean, he said America

    • @shdwbnndbyyt
      @shdwbnndbyyt 4 роки тому +31

      @@thespaceman9146 Well in truth "America" is what citizens of "The United States of America" call themselves, but in truth anyone born in the Americas can be considered an "American".... it is just hard to keep saying "I am a United Stateian" or "I am a United States of Americaian".

    • @torinjones3221
      @torinjones3221 4 роки тому +18

      To the old worlders a Brazilians is just as American as someone from the United States or Canada or Mexico.

    • @ToluacheLoc
      @ToluacheLoc 4 роки тому +9

      I. M. Notamoose maybe the founding fathers should of called it Columbia instead of the USA

  • @Xenuos
    @Xenuos 4 роки тому +321

    No losses? Easy, no war.

    • @wholegraintoast434
      @wholegraintoast434 4 роки тому +51

      *Switzerland would like to know your location.*

    • @leo13246
      @leo13246 4 роки тому +1

      Thought the same

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 роки тому

      No losses? 10 10 forts. AA in every military squad. Camp borders. Wait for Britain while turning the world fascist.
      What was the Job of the mission tree again?

    • @ElBrahh
      @ElBrahh 3 роки тому

      Pacifist run

  • @amalekita5009
    @amalekita5009 4 роки тому +80

    No german will die for this war.
    the germans in the Sudetenland and Austria:
    Am I a joke to you?

  • @matej_grega
    @matej_grega 4 роки тому +67

    "Hungary proclaims Hungary greater than Hungary" is my favourite quote of Taureor.

    • @lllIIIlIllIIll
      @lllIIIlIllIIll 3 роки тому

      My favourite quote of him is "lots of French people in France", but this one is my second favorite

  • @gamebreakers2535
    @gamebreakers2535 4 роки тому +105

    Play as Ireland and conquer everyone known for potatoes; UK for the famine, US for the state of Idaho, ussr for vodka, Belgium for their invention of French fries, and Germany because they produce alot of potatoes.

    • @astrocinco5
      @astrocinco5 4 роки тому +11

      Perú??

    • @thedukeofdeathpt6262
      @thedukeofdeathpt6262 4 роки тому +14

      @@astrocinco5 Turkey as well lol.
      Fun fact: In my country (Portugal), Peru means Turkey (the animal)

    • @thedukeofdeathpt6262
      @thedukeofdeathpt6262 4 роки тому +7

      That would almost be any country in the world, way too many stereotypes m8, you might as well say world conquest

    • @antoniopaganini5700
      @antoniopaganini5700 4 роки тому +2

      What about conquer all of America as Ireland cuz potatoes came from America and also kill Britain cuz of famine

    • @FreeSpeechAbsolutist1776
      @FreeSpeechAbsolutist1776 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot North Korea look up the song Potato Pride.

  • @onionskin3254
    @onionskin3254 4 роки тому +26

    I feel bad for Romania :(
    They lost 1M men for nothing. They didn't even get any land

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving 4 роки тому +210

    00:03 Nobody:
    Auto-generated captions:
    hello everyone i am torrier and welcome to my townsvillain 4 challenge

    • @pcgaming7680
      @pcgaming7680 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @SeSmokki
      @SeSmokki 4 роки тому +1

      "Nobody"

    • @sirkuchen1501
      @sirkuchen1501 4 роки тому +2

      Why „nobody“. Do you never learn?

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 4 роки тому +1

      Wtf is wrong with you by using "nobody"? It's a dead meme, at this point it's just so obvious that you want to get likes the easiest way

    • @makeandeatgummyleeches5975
      @makeandeatgummyleeches5975 4 роки тому

      @CrusaderPrince I think South Persia Rifles is the redditor here.

  • @_CaptainCookie
    @_CaptainCookie 4 роки тому +95

    This reminds me of when people but expensive shoes, but don't wear them so they don't get dirty

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr. Don't get shoes if you arent going to wear them. And don't get an army if you arent going to fight.

    • @carbonado2432
      @carbonado2432 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheRealAaronbrine having armies aids negotiations, germany needs manpower in the field. then he gave away all the military goods to puppets and poland. so its like he gave away his shoes to the poles.

    • @TheRealAaronbrine
      @TheRealAaronbrine 4 роки тому +1

      @@carbonado2432 A fair point.

  • @respecct7234
    @respecct7234 4 роки тому +148

    Challenge: Play as Denmark and try to recreate the North Sea Empire from 1033. EDIT: You are not allowed to puppet China for manpower. And you have to start at 1939 historical.

    • @tedddiii
      @tedddiii 4 роки тому +2

      bro is there a challenge that is harder than that ? xD

    • @respecct7234
      @respecct7234 4 роки тому +7

      @@tedddiii i know it is easy but i would still love to see taureor do that

    • @k.i.c6463
      @k.i.c6463 4 роки тому +1

      @Clash România yes

    • @SamuelChuj
      @SamuelChuj 4 роки тому +1

      Good idea

    • @garygartenzwerg9870
      @garygartenzwerg9870 4 роки тому +2

      Didn't say anything about the Dutch East Indies

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 4 роки тому +218

    next vid: 'Germany World Conquest with no keyboard or computer'

    • @gregoryshmegory8248
      @gregoryshmegory8248 4 роки тому +24

      Oh no...

    • @verpix4956
      @verpix4956 4 роки тому +12

      Not too hard for taureor! It's possible if you use remotr streaming to use your PC through phone so it's technically with a phone and without a keyboard

    • @jodietyaswaraw3109
      @jodietyaswaraw3109 4 роки тому +40

      Someone tried it, ended up shooting himself in the head

    • @QWERTY11309
      @QWERTY11309 4 роки тому +11

      next vid after that: Real world conquest as germany that will work this time.

    • @adamwathen5962
      @adamwathen5962 4 роки тому +4

      Jodie Tyaswara W *instructions unclear, shot myself in the head*

  • @binaryorbitals
    @binaryorbitals 4 роки тому +200

    I was just thinking if it would be possible to do a world conquest with no casualties and this got uploaded. Are you a mind reader?

    • @chronyx685
      @chronyx685 4 роки тому +6

      BinaryOrbitals how else does he have such good content

    • @captainoblivious_yt
      @captainoblivious_yt 4 роки тому +3

      "There are no accidents." - Master Oogway

    • @Frank_-jg4zh
      @Frank_-jg4zh 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing...

    • @jernamanuel143
      @jernamanuel143 4 роки тому

      Tried to do that.
      Failed

    • @zormax413
      @zormax413 3 роки тому

      1. Open console
      2. Type 'annex all'
      3. Enter

  • @Sebastian-yl7nq
    @Sebastian-yl7nq 4 роки тому +39

    _Some random German soldier in the open fields of Russia, hight on drugs, stumbles on a fallen tree branch and smashes his skull on a nearby sharp rock, thus dies_
    *Taureor:* "Nooooooooooooo!!!"

  • @wasfas1977
    @wasfas1977 4 роки тому +27

    Challenge: Greater than what?.
    As Hungary defeat the commintern, the axis and the allies.
    Alternatively: Greater than all.
    Do the same in elite difficulty.

  • @blake-GD
    @blake-GD 4 роки тому +9

    "I never threw a single soldier into battle. You cant punish me, I'm not responsible for the deaths, my allies are!"

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 роки тому +245

    Hearts of Iron 4 but Hitler behaves like the United States in the Middle East

  • @Heisenberg5910
    @Heisenberg5910 4 роки тому +18

    That awkward moment when you realize Italy lost almost 2M soldiers to the Soviets but you lost 0 to the Soviets as Germany

  • @GiselleGewellle
    @GiselleGewellle 4 роки тому +7

    Challenge: play as the uk and try and own every island possible (even ones that are part of an province on land, and island nations Japan, Ireland, New Zealand etc)

  •  4 роки тому +18

    hoi4 achievement: why die for danzig?
    Taureror: why die?

  • @kremmydaki2377
    @kremmydaki2377 4 роки тому +19

    He:not a single German life was lost. German spies:the world ignores

    • @makuru.42
      @makuru.42 3 роки тому +2

      You see the spies where citizens of the country the spied in and thus no German died

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +18

    I can't invade Denmark, don't want to step on all those Lego bricks

  • @Warsawke
    @Warsawke 4 роки тому +17

    Idea : Do nothing as Germany and reach 1948

    • @HolyShitNew
      @HolyShitNew 4 роки тому +1

      would probably be boring but i really like the idea
      i think i will try it xD

    • @HolyShitNew
      @HolyShitNew 4 роки тому +4

      Btw i am doing it right now and so far a really funny world
      Napoleon came back and annexed benelux and most of germany
      I am a puppet of france
      Whole world burning and much action in south america and europe

  • @Ares-hb7ge
    @Ares-hb7ge 4 роки тому +1

    I love this channel for one big reason.
    When you came back two years later, you know exactly what to expect: A smooth, calm voice playing super interesting challenges while giving usefull tips.

    • @michaeldavis4651
      @michaeldavis4651 4 роки тому

      And when he overlooks something important, that laugh is infectious.

  • @thezombiecreeper
    @thezombiecreeper 4 роки тому +7

    Taureor: No troops shall die in Germany!
    That one alcoholic solider: Well, crap.

  • @Trahalls3
    @Trahalls3 4 роки тому +1

    That was a very interesting video, I try more and more to use diplomacy to win in HoI4 and that's pretty hard, but I think, and you prooved it right now, that it can be very powerful ! :)

  • @Amithalevi44
    @Amithalevi44 4 роки тому +4

    i just love the "what did we learn" part of the videos.

  • @briguy345
    @briguy345 4 роки тому +12

    35:06 "Knock knock, it's the United States."

    • @Ar-pz4cp
      @Ar-pz4cp 4 роки тому +2

      “With huge boats, with guns, gunboats”

  • @panzerscoutsmemories1152
    @panzerscoutsmemories1152 4 роки тому +15

    As a German, your german pronouncing „Kleine Katze“ Is great
    Also Austrians count as German sooooo

    • @kjetilnyjordet7742
      @kjetilnyjordet7742 4 роки тому

      Austrians are Austrians. You lost the war, deal with it.

    • @cespu_iv4519
      @cespu_iv4519 4 роки тому

      @@kjetilnyjordet7742 Austrians are Austo-hungarians

    • @cespu_iv4519
      @cespu_iv4519 4 роки тому

      @TheWeeaboo Your name... Interesting

    • @reniplays2597
      @reniplays2597 3 роки тому

      @@kjetilnyjordet7742 yes, but the majority of Austrians speak German, although some speak other languages

  • @treeman87866
    @treeman87866 4 роки тому +18

    "Not one German Solder can die." Opens console: "Annex All"

  • @klaus9714
    @klaus9714 4 роки тому +10

    +1000 extra points for that you remembered to put an "e" in "Klein*e* Katze" :D

  • @phantom5797
    @phantom5797 4 роки тому +8

    3:41
    "Kleine Katze" is theoretically right but we say "Kätzchen"

    • @luwey58
      @luwey58 4 роки тому

      Nein wollte er aber nicht nicht sonst hätte er kitten gesagt

    • @phantom5797
      @phantom5797 4 роки тому

      @@luwey58 ?

  • @edp-xo1on
    @edp-xo1on 4 роки тому +4

    Technically he passed the second he begun the game

  • @Chr0n0s38
    @Chr0n0s38 4 роки тому +3

    It looks like using that decision is completely pointless in historical focus. Even if the UK doesn't use the focus at all (so it winds up, say 300-0), it doesn't do anything. The Netherlands don't actually ever take the relevant focus, so the decision winds up having no impact whatsoever.

  • @Ofiotaurus
    @Ofiotaurus 4 роки тому +6

    Hearts of Iron 4 challenge:
    Play as the Communist China take the historical route and conquer all the chinese modern day holdings.
    Rules:
    Ironman
    Historical
    No puppets
    No order 66
    Only your own faction or chinese united front.
    You cannot control more than chinese land. (and tibet)
    Japan does not have to capitulate.
    Cannot control taiwan.
    I know theese are very strict rules but i want to see you just conquer spesific things, not half of the world.

    • @makatsiklauri6011
      @makatsiklauri6011 4 роки тому +1

      Is this even challenge dude ? China us piece of cake even warlords are easy . Qinq is only hard if japan does non aligned and leaves china

  • @danielmoran3578
    @danielmoran3578 2 роки тому +1

    >be me
    >strong german man
    >want to bring honor to my country and join the army
    >get put in the “small cat” unit
    :(

  • @ivanmendezfernandez796
    @ivanmendezfernandez796 4 роки тому +36

    Challenge: As Germany defeat the cominten and allies having only a division per state

    • @ivanmendezfernandez796
      @ivanmendezfernandez796 4 роки тому +1

      @Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 I think not, Germany has like 20 states

    • @f4fphantomii468
      @f4fphantomii468 4 роки тому

      @@ivanmendezfernandez796 how about annexed states?

    • @ivanmendezfernandez796
      @ivanmendezfernandez796 4 роки тому +1

      @@f4fphantomii468 That is the idea of the challenge, but it stills not being that much (austria, 3 czecoslovaquia, 9, etc)

    • @ivanmendezfernandez796
      @ivanmendezfernandez796 4 роки тому +1

      @@f4fphantomii468 An opening strategy could be using a lot of paratroopers (in relation with the amount of units Germany will have) to conquer france, that has a lot of states and then use the territory from focuses

    • @ivanmendezfernandez796
      @ivanmendezfernandez796 4 роки тому +1

      @Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 That's true, but even if it becames boring, just remember that he played as the most boring country, the USA

  • @doctoberfest1487
    @doctoberfest1487 4 роки тому +1

    Taureor, you are basically god of Hearts of Iron 4. So here is a challenge that you may can’t do (it is very unlikely): Play as Kingdom of Hungary, restore the Austria-Hungarian Empire without joining the Axis. But the hardest part of the challenge is you must play in Elite difficulty.

    • @jacobchevalier1909
      @jacobchevalier1909 4 роки тому +1

      Deushcwargern that’s not very hard it’s just focuses

  • @aidanrobertsii5217
    @aidanrobertsii5217 4 роки тому +4

    “Operative Killed, better than captured”

  • @Philip54622
    @Philip54622 3 роки тому +1

    Some Bavarian soldier dies of over drinking. Taureor: You werent supposed to do that

  • @bradyh1782
    @bradyh1782 4 роки тому +60

    Now play as Afghanistan and take over the USA.

    • @airfriedpotato3958
      @airfriedpotato3958 4 роки тому +7

      Brady Hudson How to get demonetized 101

    • @bradyh1782
      @bradyh1782 4 роки тому +1

      @@airfriedpotato3958 *right back at ya, buckaroo!*

    • @themysticautistic5449
      @themysticautistic5449 4 роки тому +1

      Better idea: Be iraq and fight everybody that fought iraq irl as soon as possible. No joining factions, no switching ideoligies. Goal: Defeat Everytbody

    • @pilsudskigaming5007
      @pilsudskigaming5007 4 роки тому

      No, with Liberia.

  • @davidduchesne8421
    @davidduchesne8421 4 роки тому

    Clearly you're better at the politics than any other part of the game so I liked it. I liked the USSR with no army video as well. Keeping the challenges different is key. Thanks for the vid and hope all's well with the kid

  • @Dullification
    @Dullification 4 роки тому +18

    Idea/Challenge: Estonia conquers nordic countries

    • @Warsawke
      @Warsawke 4 роки тому +7

      Idea: Estonia becomes Estonia

    • @Stixxs254
      @Stixxs254 4 роки тому +1

      Yesss

    • @jonyahraus4283
      @jonyahraus4283 4 роки тому +2

      I guess Estonia CAN into Nordic

    • @bigbobtank1563
      @bigbobtank1563 4 роки тому +1

      Well taureor did super estonia ussr

  • @victorfeledy8947
    @victorfeledy8947 4 роки тому +1

    No one: Absolutely no one: Taureor: “SUFFICIENT”

  • @frankabbeduto
    @frankabbeduto 4 роки тому +4

    Broke: Around the Maginot
    Woke: Around Poland

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 4 роки тому +2

    Welcome to the "Try not to get mad at the Dutch backdoor mechanics" challenge

  • @davarus
    @davarus 4 роки тому +13

    Kleine Katze = small cat
    Große Katze = Big Cat

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 4 роки тому +1

      Is big cat spelled gross katsu

    • @davarus
      @davarus 4 роки тому +1

      @@artanisplays3982 no its spelled like "Grosse kaze" even if its written "Große Katze"

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 4 роки тому +1

      @@davarus i meant how you say it sorry

    • @davarus
      @davarus 4 роки тому +1

      @@artanisplays3982 yea we actually das "Grosse Katze"

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 4 роки тому +1

      @@davarus ok

  • @UndeadFireX0420
    @UndeadFireX0420 4 роки тому

    Crazy that you managed to pull this off, props to you man!!!

  • @crad5476
    @crad5476 4 роки тому +3

    In which DLC is the puma included? The new "La resistance" DLC?

  • @regu6582
    @regu6582 4 роки тому

    As per usual, great vid.
    Very interesting that you pulled it off, I went into this thinking you had bit off more than you could chew.
    I was wrong and not afraid to admit it.
    Stay safe healthy and strong everyone.
    From Canada.

  • @emirgun6041
    @emirgun6041 4 роки тому +6

    really 0 ? (wow at 4 seconds and first? maybe?)(love from turkey)

  • @Hortifox_the_gardener
    @Hortifox_the_gardener 4 роки тому

    Please continue this very save! It was amazingly interesting as a concept to me. I would love to see you continue this puppet master game. Maybe first without expedition force but they are okay if necessary. I want to see how far you can get with the crazy built up puppets.

  • @jadyv4980
    @jadyv4980 4 роки тому +3

    Challenge: " Playing Germany without producing any equipment " It wouldnt be that hard since you would be allowed to train division and use captured equipment

  • @justsomeguardsman9090
    @justsomeguardsman9090 4 роки тому +2

    "Kätzchen" would have been a good name for the small div template

  • @skjaler
    @skjaler 4 роки тому +69

    wow, i'm early for once!

    • @biggabigga1237
      @biggabigga1237 4 роки тому +1

      Uruguayan Playz same

    • @woww8148
      @woww8148 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @aleksa8705
      @aleksa8705 4 роки тому +4

      Hop in bro!!
      We are going to find who asked!
      No one

    • @HolyShitNew
      @HolyShitNew 4 роки тому +2

      Achogan /: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @msbhicks8358
      @msbhicks8358 4 роки тому +1

      Same (3)

  • @cipherskell9638
    @cipherskell9638 4 роки тому

    One thing you could have done, is claiming day one luxembourg, puppeting them in a fast war, then once at war with belgium and netherland, give them the territory. They will form Leo Belgicus, giving core on those two other countries, which makes them a valuable ally. x)

  • @qaddad9757
    @qaddad9757 4 роки тому +5

    Hot damn I'm early. Loving this!

    • @aleksa8705
      @aleksa8705 4 роки тому

      Hop in potato man!
      We are going to find who asked!
      No one

    • @qaddad9757
      @qaddad9757 4 роки тому +1

      @@aleksa8705 Daaaaang, who hurt you today?

  • @canozkal6397
    @canozkal6397 3 роки тому +2

    12:55 Lets get Heisenberg employed

  • @johntr.9657
    @johntr.9657 4 роки тому +4

    Play as Yemen and conquer all of Arabia.
    -You must stay non-aligned
    -You must puppet the UK
    -You cannot join factions.

    • @HolyShitNew
      @HolyShitNew 4 роки тому +2

      play luxembourg and kill all the majors without having an army

    • @EliteMonkeyzz
      @EliteMonkeyzz 4 роки тому

      Haha good Luck with that

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex 4 роки тому +1

    It was more interesting, and far better than the old order 66 videos. 👌 Should make a navy focused challenge 🤔

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 11 місяців тому

    Fun fact, if you are playing on Historical, having high trade influence with the Netherlands doesn't do anything except delay the political part of their focus tree, as they will not take either aligning trade with Germany or going the middle way, no matter what happens

  • @UM96lol
    @UM96lol 4 роки тому

    Taureor, a single agent doing an activity within a network will maintain the network up to 90%. Learned that the hard way.

  • @archmagos1436
    @archmagos1436 4 роки тому

    I definitely like seeing these weirder/more unusual video topics.

  • @PayThePiperSP
    @PayThePiperSP 3 роки тому

    I really like puppet games, all that talk about watching a painting unfold by your instructions is right

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 4 роки тому +1

    Taureor enjoying being a warlock and winning by summoning friends and then sit and chill

  • @emilioo.7972
    @emilioo.7972 3 роки тому +1

    "so i started in the Wehrmacht and i want to get an life insurance"
    "Haha no u don't gonna need it

  • @WinterWolf1045_
    @WinterWolf1045_ 4 роки тому +1

    Idea for a hoi4 video.
    Conquer North, Central, and South America as Cuba or Venezuela.

  • @eingamer1918
    @eingamer1918 4 роки тому +1

    Small cat is "kleine Katze" but most people would say "Kätzchen" which is a belittling form to call a small sweet cat

  • @Project_Warfare
    @Project_Warfare 4 роки тому +1

    @Tayreir here is a challenge: Play as Luxembourg only take the Netherlands Belgium and France have nukes and nuke Los Angles Cali and Washington DC on the USA.

  • @hoangtannguyenvu4682
    @hoangtannguyenvu4682 4 роки тому +1

    Zero losses. Easy just let Alex Rambler take control of the AI and then he loses and calls it Rambler fail and ragequits.

  • @ShadowSpecter16
    @ShadowSpecter16 2 місяці тому

    3:38 Yes. You're right. Kleine katze is small cat in German

  • @samuelshew29
    @samuelshew29 4 роки тому +1

    The reason you couldnt flip the netherlands is because the way the AI is coded, if historical focuses are on, the dutch AI will never take cave to the germans, no matter how much of a lead you have.

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 4 роки тому +4

    “Agent killed.” You lost the challenge!

    • @annurissimo1082
      @annurissimo1082 4 роки тому +6

      He said soldiers in the title. That doesn't include spies and other agents in non-combat roles, I suppose

    • @sandstorm9305
      @sandstorm9305 4 роки тому +2

      Annurissimo 10 I see

    • @jacobchevalier1909
      @jacobchevalier1909 4 роки тому

      Soviet spy

  • @hayax
    @hayax 4 роки тому

    > German soldier dies due to illness
    Germany: Oh the humanity! *cries* we've lost!

  • @Sky4Jus
    @Sky4Jus 4 роки тому

    Taureror: "I can't have more than 0 casuaalties (deaths, etc.)"
    Hoi4: "Operative killed"
    Taureror: "Still can't"

  • @s3vp192
    @s3vp192 4 роки тому

    36:16 - 36:20 there’s is strange butte sitting back and watch world burning like DREW. That was the best part.😂😁

  • @VXN0R
    @VXN0R 4 роки тому

    Taureor:Ok we Won almost against the Soviet Union and we didnt lost one German!
    Soviet Bomberpilot: i got you!

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army 4 роки тому +1

    Me who recently managed to kill 4.7 mil and only lost 213 troops.
    Taureor : Watch and learn.

  • @the_emperor_of_mankind
    @the_emperor_of_mankind 4 роки тому +1

    Challenge:Ethiopian empire, authoritarian. Defend poland during the blitzkrieg and annex ussr. Also, don't join the allies.

  • @rootintootincowboy988
    @rootintootincowboy988 4 роки тому

    Just letting you know about the Gateway to Europe decision thing with the Netherlands, the Netherlands are able to help boost the side they want as well, so if you play with historical focuses they will always side with the British and there is no point in even trying to get their side unless you want to purposely delay their focus. Nothing wrong with Paradox, just part of the game.

  • @chrisstroud1915
    @chrisstroud1915 4 роки тому

    This was something different to your normal content, I liked it

  • @rendom3686
    @rendom3686 4 роки тому

    this was quite an interesting video to watch since you couldnt rely on your usual tactics

  • @ryan9336
    @ryan9336 4 роки тому

    "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
    ~George Patton

  • @betaplain297
    @betaplain297 4 роки тому +1

    *CHALLENGE:* Play as Chile and take Texas
    (This will take a while and will be boring, imagine if he did it though)
    I've actually tried taking over South America as Chile and it was 1940 and I had finally taken Bolivia, halfway through Paraguay (It's impossible to get past Paraguay's forests)

  • @snappy_one9120
    @snappy_one9120 4 роки тому +2

    3:50 Kleine Katze is not wrong but normaly wed say kätzchen

  • @kaptunkordan6656
    @kaptunkordan6656 4 роки тому

    what i like do do as Germany is max infrastructure everywhere, it kinda weakens you in the short term but in the long term it is a major help

  • @cupofjoe377
    @cupofjoe377 4 роки тому

    You can get Poland in the Axis with Danzig for Slovakia, befriend Poland and get the Allies and Comintern to fight by justifying a war goal on Finland then cancelling once they're guaranteed.
    Easy win, befriending Turkey early on is also super strong as they border a lot of the Soviet Union's resources. I don't think the Nordics and Netherlands are as important.