So I Played Tank Only Germany...

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  • Опубліковано 6 січ 2025

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  • @12gark
    @12gark 2 роки тому +491

    Real Germany: not enough tanks, "home for Christmas", becomes a war of attrition, eventually loses
    Dankus Germany: who needs infantry, "home by Christmas", 350 factory on tanks, actually gets home mid August 41. Lol.

  • @DiscardPixel
    @DiscardPixel 2 роки тому +858

    Yeah okay Dankus, just cover the whole front line with tanks, why won't you 💀

    • @C.Ronaldo.7.9
      @C.Ronaldo.7.9 2 роки тому +8

      IM A FAN

    • @gnommed8947
      @gnommed8947 2 роки тому +10

      bro is in every video

    • @Pluton94
      @Pluton94 2 роки тому +4

      OMG DISCRADPXEIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!1

  • @chrisenvelope8985
    @chrisenvelope8985 2 роки тому +414

    I bet Dankus is feeling like Thanos wearing his infinite gauntlet when playing Tank Germany =w=

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +102

      got everything i need (has 1 tank)

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 2 роки тому +14

      @@DankusMemecus "Dude that dudes cheating" (2 tanks in stock)

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus Dankus putting the Modern Tank (the only & last one missing) in his gauntlet be like.

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Рік тому

      How germany could have won ww2 lol

  • @CallumVloGamesCVG
    @CallumVloGamesCVG 2 роки тому +403

    Dankus trying not to do a tank build for 1 game challenge (fail)

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 роки тому +170

    They thought my Germany was weak ...

  • @poildelama2731
    @poildelama2731 2 роки тому +132

    The editor did a great job without facecam this is hilarious

  • @aliksanon6491
    @aliksanon6491 2 роки тому +81

    This is getting simpler and simpler,
    from tanks, air and infa to
    tanks and infa, tanks and air
    to tank,
    soon we are gonna see "I played tonk" where its just him playing warthunder and after that
    "tonk" where its just a 24 hour video of a king tiger driving

    • @FunkyOofMan
      @FunkyOofMan 2 роки тому +3

      So him going on a one mile road trip in a king tiger

  • @Trein05
    @Trein05 2 роки тому +78

    Just finished binching most of Dankus' videos and now there is more POG

  • @s.a928
    @s.a928 2 роки тому +168

    this just in, Dankus played TANK ONLY GERMANY! (definitely not what everyone does on Germany)

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 2 роки тому +12

      normal germans get a lot more infantry then dankus

  • @Sofia-rh7ji
    @Sofia-rh7ji 2 роки тому +9

    I am incredibly impressed by Dijon's ability to have the random clips match the tone and tempo of Dankus' voice

  • @mostcertainahuman9944
    @mostcertainahuman9944 2 роки тому +26

    i think its really cool how with dlcs theres a bunch of features that get added but the historical tactics turns out to be the best
    Man the guns = Carrier primacy and submarines
    No step back = "good" enough tanks
    Waking the tiger = The power of infantry
    and maybe soon with by blood alone the power of multi role aircraft

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 роки тому +12

    I was watching an ISP video and as soon as I saw that you uploaded my mind changed the title of the video to "SO THEY SAID MY GERMANY WAS WEAK.." out of instinct

  • @raunoluur9926
    @raunoluur9926 2 роки тому +14

    Having my Navy get caught 4 times as the UK was a pain. I blame this loss on Bad lobby micro on my part :)

  • @improperamoger
    @improperamoger 2 роки тому +24

    Did they say that your germany was weak 🥺

  • @Frank-im2ku
    @Frank-im2ku 2 роки тому +3

    Italian here when i saw mr silvio at 02:19 i choked on the water i was drinking lol

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 роки тому

    Stauffenberg Tom Cruise discussing DAK officer corps decisions with Walter White, I love it

  • @Knockout1611
    @Knockout1611 2 роки тому +7

    Dankus gonna covering every front in this video☠️

  • @RorinNS8180
    @RorinNS8180 2 роки тому +2

    Dankus Germany:Diagnosed with Skill Issue
    Dankus Germany after Clapping the French by going around the Rhine
    You've been cured from skill issue

  • @Racepiraat
    @Racepiraat 2 роки тому +1

    Nice editing on the meme camera

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart 2 роки тому +1

    defense also gives breakthrough apparently, so that might explain the defense guy on a tank france

  • @trudny13
    @trudny13 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao, I love those 'cams'

  • @JTSnook
    @JTSnook 2 роки тому +1

    The Sanna Marin clip was perfect

  • @paulodecarvalho8965
    @paulodecarvalho8965 2 роки тому

    This is why Bo doesn’t let Dankus play Fermany

  • @Normalcoder3881
    @Normalcoder3881 2 роки тому +1

    The infamous tank battleplan

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 роки тому +7

    Dankus when u have voluenteers u don't have to ask for mil access u can just draw a fallback line on the port u want to go to

  • @pyrenees2695
    @pyrenees2695 2 роки тому

    3:46 I didn't know Alex the Rambler and Penguinz0 had a child

  • @CMAzeriah
    @CMAzeriah 2 роки тому +1

    Alternate history question here: *What if dankus was in charge of Germany in WW2*

  • @roccolocco2768
    @roccolocco2768 2 роки тому

    When your germany coop is Stauffenberg. love the cams

  • @RainedOnParade
    @RainedOnParade 2 роки тому +2

    Defensive stat ups the breakthrough stat when attacking might be why France did that.

  • @adamc9834
    @adamc9834 2 роки тому

    Remember sovietski doing this with 100 light tank divs two years ago, that was the true build

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 2 роки тому +1

    They said my Tank Only Germany was weak....

  • @ZippyzzzReal
    @ZippyzzzReal 2 роки тому

    meme facecam dankus is peak dankus

  • @ItsAstie
    @ItsAstie 2 роки тому

    I was playing the roblox hoi4 game (rise of nations) and i saw USA pulling up with millions of tanks completely obliterating and overrunning russia, it was the most glorious thing i've ever seen.

  • @TimeLordAconitum
    @TimeLordAconitum 2 роки тому

    A Infantery only germany would be more interesting. We already know that Dankus can do Tanks...

  • @sirarthurwesley3464
    @sirarthurwesley3464 2 роки тому +2

    i was one of sov coops that game, we literally insta died when main sov leaved for no reason

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico 2 роки тому

    The speaking edits are good dude

  • @likeundfollowe1287
    @likeundfollowe1287 2 роки тому

    6:03 hhhahaha « guys do u think i m toxic , and than the respond of italia hahah

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

    Me And The Bois Going Superior Firepower Because Arty Is Cool Looking At A Tank Only Front: *Shame*
    Me On My Way To Prove The 7-2 Is Still Meta Be Like:

  • @nono-lq1oh
    @nono-lq1oh Рік тому

    2:45 “I guess ill go around it.”
    Why does everyone keep bullying the french like that?

  • @lukasm.9339
    @lukasm.9339 2 роки тому

    Dankus doing the Soviets dirty with 200k : 5 MILLION

  • @0xAdam_
    @0xAdam_ 2 роки тому +6

    Homelander was funny at the beginning, but thats too much tbh.

  • @lilmontrz6117
    @lilmontrz6117 2 роки тому

    You got to prove how overkill Germany is. It's a dream come true

  • @Drakrath
    @Drakrath 2 роки тому +2

    Why are there these gifs instead of country balls or just different font color?

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Рік тому

    u knew the moment dankus swapped to tyler1 webcam, shit bout to be real

  • @AnAlbanianDude
    @AnAlbanianDude 2 роки тому

    when you try to do this but you run out of oil, while the game lasted for more than 10 years ingame:

  • @toba1378
    @toba1378 2 роки тому +2

    dankus, did you get a haircut? looking very different.

  • @et5861-l3l
    @et5861-l3l 2 роки тому +1

    was dankus watching the boiz and twitch during the game or was that just weird editing?

  • @mr3bdou18
    @mr3bdou18 2 роки тому

    They said my Germany isn't weak.

  • @user-pd6ev9gb7j
    @user-pd6ev9gb7j 2 роки тому

    Dankus on his way to misplace the end videos:

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 роки тому

    Dankus is really aggressive...
    It's kind of hot...

  • @bombasbounce2782
    @bombasbounce2782 2 роки тому +1

    I feel it-2016 UA-cam is coming back

  • @twoswancsgo8853
    @twoswancsgo8853 2 роки тому

    W för Veronica Maggio i bakgrunden

  • @dasmin1111
    @dasmin1111 2 роки тому

    this battleplan is true dankus micro

  • @cragga9582
    @cragga9582 2 роки тому

    Whats with the webcams bro 💀so outta pocket ong lol

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 2 роки тому

    Eschm the famous tank printer

  • @FishyFishaz
    @FishyFishaz 2 роки тому +1

    They let him play Germany... Again!

  • @Poenizz
    @Poenizz 2 роки тому

    You didnt answer my "How are U so Chad🗿" Question

  • @kacperkawecki1850
    @kacperkawecki1850 2 роки тому

    Great editting

  • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
    @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 2 роки тому

    I somehow like the fake-facecams more than the actual Dankus facecam, lol.

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 роки тому

    Gigachad Authoritarian Germany player

  • @FrankyFes
    @FrankyFes 2 роки тому

    you played tanks only? no way!!!!

  • @praph8933
    @praph8933 2 роки тому +1

    Isnt this like all your Germany games?

  • @appleemperor3820
    @appleemperor3820 2 роки тому +4

    Omg dankus you reminded me of a game I had with the exact same strategy I swear the game ended in 1942 cuz of it first we dusted France then nailed Africa while almost sea lion uk (to bad our italy is entitled) and in 2 weeks of barb we evaporated USSR tanks honestly we had fun with the strategy we even did a lot of mistakes but still won by a lot ( biggest one was when Italy removed its navy when we did sea lion and uk just convoy raided our Ass lost 8 tanks and the whole sea lion but still won 🤣🤣🤣🔥👌🏻❤️👍🏻

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 роки тому

    Steve Carrel needs to play Dankus in the biopic

  • @jxxl-_-6251
    @jxxl-_-6251 2 роки тому

    whats the name for the mod that you got so much resourses and factories? i really want to know if someone knew it would me massiv

  • @scipeary9633
    @scipeary9633 2 роки тому

    can anybody tell me what is the background music between 8:48 and 9:19?

    • @scipeary9633
      @scipeary9633 2 роки тому

      if anybody is wondering, after a long search (because of my stupidity) i found the song's name. The song's title is "Ellie Goulding Lights Ground Invaders & Unknown Identity Hardstyle, Super Speed Up By Fantasy". you guys can't believe how many songs I browsed to find this.

  • @williamjohansson1963
    @williamjohansson1963 2 роки тому

    Think the France player was doing defence since defence is litterally converted to breakthrough in attack.

  • @Spedyboi
    @Spedyboi 2 роки тому

    Dankus just uses more gun when he is bored

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 2 роки тому

    what mod do they use? germany focus tree looks based.

  • @raymondoftoulouse3355
    @raymondoftoulouse3355 2 роки тому

    Bro do we have to have those random gifs where Dankus’ cam would be. It’s a bit annoying when it randomly pops up

  • @alphaundpinsel2431
    @alphaundpinsel2431 2 роки тому

    Is this the gameplay for by blood alone or is that just a hud mod

  • @mwallrabenstein5215
    @mwallrabenstein5215 2 роки тому

    08:00 "He cant naval invade"

  • @AspenDune
    @AspenDune 2 роки тому

    TFW 20 days of oil right before WW2

  • @grugamersriseup7299
    @grugamersriseup7299 2 роки тому +1

    Let’s give dankus real tank for 100k

  • @Mario-tj8nu
    @Mario-tj8nu 2 роки тому

    For as good as Dankus is I would hate being on his team lol

  • @MR_VONEL
    @MR_VONEL 2 роки тому +1

    what mod do they use

  • @MetoFulcurm
    @MetoFulcurm 2 роки тому

    Tank go clank clank BOOM!!!

  • @HerhenAmirdahVe
    @HerhenAmirdahVe 2 роки тому

    THEY SAID MY TANK ONLY GERMANY IS WEAK

  • @Kittystag
    @Kittystag 2 роки тому

    They said my Germany was WEAK ....

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 2 роки тому

    I love the schizocam, made this feverdream behave like a feverdream

  • @georgepats1168
    @georgepats1168 2 роки тому

    The facecam edit is nice but I prefer seeing dankus no homo tho

  • @alley4978
    @alley4978 2 роки тому

    I liked new editing.

  • @mrrobotv2936
    @mrrobotv2936 2 роки тому

    What modes are they using?

  • @joegibson1566
    @joegibson1566 2 роки тому +1

    These webcams I can't pay attention to the game theyre so funny

  • @thebigboss1824
    @thebigboss1824 2 роки тому

    When playing Germany tank is all you need

  • @markventura8620
    @markventura8620 2 роки тому +1

    Hi dankus 2:13AM in Philippines and I just turned 18 today 💚💚

  • @ulaniusmaximus
    @ulaniusmaximus 2 роки тому

    Which mods u use Dankus ?

  • @averagebohemian5791
    @averagebohemian5791 2 роки тому

    good cams

  • @Fideli-imperatori
    @Fideli-imperatori 2 роки тому

    no idea whats happening in the game i was just looking at the "camera"

  • @filo8197
    @filo8197 2 роки тому

    They said my Germany was strong...

  • @vule3522
    @vule3522 2 роки тому

    I love video and editing, but can someone tell me what is the mod for german focus tree

  • @osmanltorunu6247
    @osmanltorunu6247 9 місяців тому

    My brother turned on the cheat, 220 factories in 36🗿 (I don't watch those who use cheats)

  • @frozenfeet4534
    @frozenfeet4534 2 роки тому

    so is air superiority or interception more important

  • @KuuraHelmi
    @KuuraHelmi 2 роки тому

    Gotta love the asmongold insert

  • @walli6388
    @walli6388 2 роки тому

    What mod are they using?

  • @Poenizz
    @Poenizz 2 роки тому

    100k soon👀
    Daddy Dankus😣😫😩😤🤯🥶🥵🥵🥵😳😏😍😍🤨😖😫😫😩🤯🤯

  • @Quixfuentes
    @Quixfuentes 2 роки тому

    What mods are they using

  • @carloseduardoflorencio8641
    @carloseduardoflorencio8641 Рік тому

    What is the server mod?

  • @HorseyNO
    @HorseyNO 2 роки тому

    Sooooo video on you getting capped as US when?

  • @Schnidler
    @Schnidler 2 роки тому +3

    nice how you edited out the part when everyone realized that there actually wasnt a russia player