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КОМЕНТАРІ • 225

  • @izzyolsson5269
    @izzyolsson5269 8 років тому +365

    I'm Australian and that accent was pretty much spot on xD
    The struggle is real with geckos. bloody, bloody geckos...

    • @bcorzine1
      @bcorzine1 8 років тому

      is he Australian? I thought he was Irish haha

    • @izzyolsson5269
      @izzyolsson5269 8 років тому +2

      +Bc Selector yeah hes irish but he did an australian accent...

    • @bcorzine1
      @bcorzine1 8 років тому

      Oooohhhhh :) I didn't finish the vid lol

    • @LaborHours
      @LaborHours 8 років тому +10

      +Izzy Olsson Irish accent completely different than Scottish mate, pull the bloody geckos out of your ears

    • @izzyolsson5269
      @izzyolsson5269 8 років тому +1

      +LaborHours woopsie daisies yes of course! silly me. I was trying too hard to make my point it seems that I didn't realise haha.

  • @Tommy-vf4wr
    @Tommy-vf4wr 4 роки тому +74

    He always seems so happy whenever he's on stage. That's nice.

  • @leviofoley
    @leviofoley 8 років тому +274

    I've never laughed so hard at someone doing an impression of a gecko.

    • @1cowboyrose
      @1cowboyrose 6 років тому

      leviofoley OMG same!!!!😂😂😂

    • @jonteham3514
      @jonteham3514 4 роки тому +1

      leviofoley I’ve never seen anyone do an impression of a gecko

    • @sals6671
      @sals6671 4 роки тому +1

      This guys something else, not ur ordinary comedian. Love it

  • @cloejarozenski3097
    @cloejarozenski3097 7 років тому +284

    My favorite thing about Danny is that he laughs at his own jokes. xD

  • @laythbarzangi8477
    @laythbarzangi8477 3 роки тому +14

    The gecko story is definitely in my top 10 comedy bits of all time. I remember my wife and I cracking up so hard many years back when we first saw this, so much so that the gecko face with "What? What is it?" has become something we use every now and then when one of us wants to act innocent to try to get out of trouble. 😂😂😂

  • @rebeccah4732
    @rebeccah4732 7 років тому +39

    I was drinking water whilst watching this and began laughing so hard it made a reappearance through my nose.

  • @sylarsmith2284
    @sylarsmith2284 8 років тому +74

    I could listen to him talk all day

  • @sophiejohansen877
    @sophiejohansen877 8 років тому +78

    Haha I'm from Australia and I'm so used to geckos being everywhere that I never considered what it might be like for foreigners when they visit. They really are harmless and actually quite cute.

    • @crazyj10agains
      @crazyj10agains 8 років тому +31

      Little bastards are always harping on getting car insurance, though.

    • @janrees4887
      @janrees4887 5 років тому +3

      There are so many more scary animals to worry about.
      Gheckos are cute.
      I'm more worried about snakes and crocs.
      We have gheckos in South Africa too and we like having them in our garden.

    • @alecisbrooks2516
      @alecisbrooks2516 5 років тому +2

      Unless they fall from the ceiling all of a sudden

    • @kosmaslemo
      @kosmaslemo 4 роки тому +1

      In greece they are considered to bring good luck to the house. I dont know what our relationship as a whole with them is, but i ve always liked them :)

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 роки тому

      I'm a safa, same I guess they like warmer climates, but thought they were one of those unanimous/ creatures that live throughout the world, like pigeons, flies, mozzies (mosquitoes), cockroaches etc. Plus they're good as they treat the smaller, bad bugs like showers & flies

  • @cojohnso80
    @cojohnso80 2 роки тому +5

    About 7 years ago I saw a few videos of this gentleman and I thought to myself, "how can this guy not be the most famous comedian on the planet?". Fast forward to present day after completely forgetting about him and I must admit that the world is not just. I will never forget about you again. Funniest human that has ever existed

  • @merakidelta1288
    @merakidelta1288 8 років тому +52

    I live in Karratha and honestly this is the most accurate description I've ever heard of the geckos

  • @maureenackerley8024
    @maureenackerley8024 2 роки тому +5

    I have listened to the story about the gecko so many times but I still laugh as much as I did the first time. 😅

  • @siletamus2016
    @siletamus2016 8 років тому +93

    Of course these are the same jokes because he was on tour! In different cities! And UA-cam has a collection of them. It's like saying U2 should come up with new material because they sang the same songs in Montreal, Tokyo and Japan. I'm hearing these jokes for the first time and they're hilarious!

  • @Athra1984
    @Athra1984 9 років тому +104

    He's so funny. He can make any topic sound hilarious

  • @rsrfm24
    @rsrfm24 2 роки тому +7

    Another great performance…stories…accents! Watched many many times very funny! Top comedian who draws the pictures well with his displays and descriptions. Go Danny Go! Pure dead brilliant! 🤣😀😅😆👏👏👏👍👍👍✌️🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

  • @elijahkinnane2730
    @elijahkinnane2730 4 роки тому +9

    His voice as the Australian infommercial is dead on

  • @Haepax
    @Haepax 8 років тому +11

    his bits are so much better because he keeps laughing at his own jokes. bloody helll.

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 4 роки тому +8

    See this guy live, one of the funniest things you'll see (even his videos are, one of the best comedians around).

  • @BlkSDX
    @BlkSDX 9 років тому +18

    This guy is on the right way to the top comedians. I love his stand ups!

  • @markredman4682
    @markredman4682 9 років тому +14

    Geckos are harmless, unless you're an insect.

  • @blakefaz2557
    @blakefaz2557 3 роки тому +4

    Scottish comedians always have the best Aussie impressions and jokes, seems like we're the same when it comes to talking shit

  • @onibeebee
    @onibeebee 5 років тому +14

    the size he made that gecko is like how people normally estimate spiders

  • @hokeypokeyty
    @hokeypokeyty 8 років тому +52

    I can aprove being australian that the majority of this is true

    • @joelgoodo6724
      @joelgoodo6724 8 років тому +1

      +Hokey Gaming most of the time its way worse then a gecko

  • @RedPanda74
    @RedPanda74 8 місяців тому +1

    Great Aussie impersonation! As an Aussie, I approve! Be nice to our geckos, 🦎 they’re harmless! Noice! 😂

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 4 роки тому +5

    Love this guy! Great physical comic.

  • @cathys1823
    @cathys1823 3 роки тому +4

    He's awesome....😁💥🍷and he's a frickin doll love ..

  • @oneeyedpyrmid
    @oneeyedpyrmid 8 років тому +20

    Faxed, Jesus Christ 2008 was so long ago

  • @whoatherebuckaroo5935
    @whoatherebuckaroo5935 4 роки тому +13

    Boi geckos fight on my bedroom ceiling at night its nothing when youve lived with them for your entire night they just become part of the house

  • @scneese64
    @scneese64 4 роки тому +3

    This is the funniest bit I think I've seen in a long time! Live the dream Danny! hahaha I can relate to the no toilet paper comment for sure right now!

  • @gabriellebrown1068
    @gabriellebrown1068 8 років тому +12

    I sound like I'm dying at 1 AM.

  • @katiehaitchison3038
    @katiehaitchison3038 2 роки тому +2

    Bloody brilliant 🤩 hilarious and literally a human becoming a gecko fr 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 4 роки тому +4

    "I felt like I was being faxed" - fkn dead

  • @GaramondGourmond
    @GaramondGourmond 3 роки тому +6

    If you think THAT'S bad my grandparents visited the south pacific in the 70's and they stayed in little huts. As soon as it started to rain they hear this *poof *poof *poof of something hitting the floor. There were tarantulas living in the thatched roofs of the huts and they were fleeing the water and dropping out of it. Other tourists there were walking around with umbrellas so the spiders wouldn't drop on them. Much worse than geckos, IMO.

  • @little_ghosty1854
    @little_ghosty1854 4 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: the name of the lizard in the Geiko comnercials is Martin

  • @connieandgwennie1450
    @connieandgwennie1450 10 місяців тому

    Danny is hilarious! Every video is a gem. I'm sorry I missed his Australian tour earlier this year. His Aussie accent is very good; certainly better than most other people's attempts. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TommyDJr45
    @TommyDJr45 Рік тому

    That Scottish "onywye" lol LOVE IT! you did your best to control it mate lol

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 5 років тому +3

    He's got the gift of the gag.

  • @thecapedgremlin0001
    @thecapedgremlin0001 4 дні тому

    7:37 imagine if that was a large huntsman spider...LOL...?

  • @jimmy31hendrix
    @jimmy31hendrix 8 років тому +51

    Jeje, he sounds a bit like GradeAunderA XD

  • @Matthew-ut6ed
    @Matthew-ut6ed 9 місяців тому

    Somebody should tell him his flies are undone the whole time...

  • @Hebiscus998
    @Hebiscus998 7 років тому +3

    I love this accent so much

  • @kingkong4ever
    @kingkong4ever 7 років тому +2

    The 1 hour advert is called "home shopping"

  • @andrewg3768
    @andrewg3768 7 років тому +1

    He mixes the countries up with the tight bedding!

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 роки тому +2

    Was he supposed to FEED the gecko? haha

  • @muhammadomer4674
    @muhammadomer4674 2 роки тому +2

    He should have been famous.

  • @thomaslagrange9936
    @thomaslagrange9936 8 років тому +4

    Hilarious! Reminds me a lot of David Tennant!

  • @Golfina19
    @Golfina19 8 років тому +7

    I really like him.. funny guy.

  • @gaellogan71
    @gaellogan71 7 років тому +2

    GECKO! Love it!

  • @aliceerosee
    @aliceerosee 8 років тому +3

    The reason a lot of people in this comments section don't find it funny is because this type of humour couldn't BE more British

  • @Juventinos
    @Juventinos 9 років тому +119

    this guy has such weak material yet is so funny...

    • @essie7198
      @essie7198 8 років тому +21

      It's because he keeps laughing too and when you hear someone laugh it makes it so much funnier

    • @mr.quimby_is_newclyde8830
      @mr.quimby_is_newclyde8830 8 років тому +3

      He can stretch stuff out too lol

    • @viridian9673
      @viridian9673 7 років тому +3

      Juventin because sometimes he improvs

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 7 років тому +3

      You say that because you like how he looks physically.

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 4 роки тому +1

      It's just observational humor but why is it so funny?!

  • @lilquorey723
    @lilquorey723 5 років тому +4

    I’d never be able to captivate a crowd like that with my zipper open.

  • @petelongrs
    @petelongrs Рік тому

    Best joke in ages, fantastic.

  • @nightmaretoychica7988
    @nightmaretoychica7988 7 років тому +2

    this so funny blackout made me WHATCH one and now im loveing it

  • @graciehernandez1364
    @graciehernandez1364 4 роки тому +1

    What a funny guy. Lol

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 2 роки тому +2

    As someone who lives with geckos everywhere, geckos are good, they eat all the small bugs like spiders & flies, stheir actually harmless, although maybe aussie ones ate poisonous somehow), some might consider them cut, the only issue with them is their poo

  • @a2rhombus2
    @a2rhombus2 6 років тому +2

    Better a gecko than a spider I guess

    • @JacoWium
      @JacoWium 5 років тому

      They're equally harmless. Only, some spider species have a way of making you regret accidentally squashing them a bit. Most can't even do that.

  • @thecapedgremlin0001
    @thecapedgremlin0001 4 дні тому

    Motel is meant to have a limited stay from 2 to 5 days, and some you need to have an actual car. Awhile a hotel generally has no stay limit!

  • @muaminhugsy4964
    @muaminhugsy4964 7 років тому +1

    I love danny so much XD

  • @ainsliejenkins6130
    @ainsliejenkins6130 4 місяці тому

    I love you man
    You rock

  • @alicegirard3373
    @alicegirard3373 4 роки тому

    '' gecko'' I had no idea what it was!

  • @AbbasIdris
    @AbbasIdris Рік тому

    This must be the Scottish-sounding Indian waiter that Trevor Noah was talking about. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @flyingsquirrel5213
    @flyingsquirrel5213 4 роки тому

    Yep...that's a gecko alright!

  • @soulevans5677
    @soulevans5677 8 років тому +1

    I love him

  • @uber21
    @uber21 Рік тому

    There's a gecko in my house right now. I'm not sure what to do I can't reach him

  • @oddthongz
    @oddthongz 4 роки тому +1

    Im australian and i feel slightly offended but its so funny.

  • @susansempf5709
    @susansempf5709 3 роки тому

    He is the best!,,,

  • @friedatheiling598
    @friedatheiling598 7 років тому

    Hahaha. Geckos are not f*cking dinosaurs *___*

  • @meggriffon5124
    @meggriffon5124 8 років тому +2

    Still trying to find out if his hair is green or if it's just the lights

  • @NuggetBarlow
    @NuggetBarlow 6 років тому

    The knife cutting the shoe joke is jerry Seinfelds

  • @callofduty3807
    @callofduty3807 4 місяці тому

    Be careful of those Gecko's. They will eat you alive.

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 7 років тому +2

    He sounds like a younger, less politicized GradeAUnderA

  • @dragonlilly75
    @dragonlilly75 4 роки тому +4

    The fact that his button fly is undone is crazy distracting

  • @caralama08
    @caralama08 4 роки тому

    Oh Danny I done the bones 🦴 of yee!

  • @tim7402
    @tim7402 4 роки тому +1

    proves comedy is real life situations AND does not need swearing cuss words injected to be funny !!!!

  • @Briannafrancis-e9g
    @Briannafrancis-e9g 8 місяців тому +2

    I used to think Russell Peters was funny! This guy is way better. Btw did you guys notice his jeans buttons are open? 1:50 lol😅

  • @santajijagtap8118
    @santajijagtap8118 6 років тому

    He sounds like Willi the groundskeeper..

  • @HeartBreakJ13
    @HeartBreakJ13 7 років тому +4

    his accent makes anything sound funny

  • @clich126
    @clich126 Рік тому

    This guy is funny

  • @alicegirard3373
    @alicegirard3373 4 роки тому +10

    Not sure young people know what '' faxed'' means

    • @gordonng8090
      @gordonng8090 4 роки тому +6

      Alice Girard ok boomer

    • @gordonng8090
      @gordonng8090 4 роки тому +1

      boomgoesblitzhound oof

    • @gordonng8090
      @gordonng8090 4 роки тому +1

      But to be honest I think Alice was trolling

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 6 місяців тому

      When this first aired, fax machines were were very very common still. Pretty sure the youtube upload came a few years after the original broadcast.

  • @bronwyntully6058
    @bronwyntully6058 2 роки тому

    Danny Bhoy is Scottish, his Mother is Scottish, his Father is Indian

  • @tilopahogan1720
    @tilopahogan1720 3 роки тому

    'see ya namorra'

  • @flameshana9
    @flameshana9 4 роки тому +2

    🦎

  • @whalelord9641
    @whalelord9641 8 років тому

    Oh Danny Boy...

    • @mattynxn
      @mattynxn 8 років тому +2

      THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLLIN

  • @faithfirstfitness
    @faithfirstfitness 8 років тому

    No one can do our accents Aus -.- Bloody geckos

    • @philipp2236
      @philipp2236 8 років тому

      Olright, oi think oi can do it pretty well

  • @ne5139
    @ne5139 8 років тому +4

    was his zipper down?

    • @celticlegend8354
      @celticlegend8354 8 років тому +6

      +nourah dj Thanks, jerk... I spent 8 minutes staring at a man's crotch XD

    • @LiyemEanapay
      @LiyemEanapay 5 років тому

      Celtic Legend pretty sure his zipper WAS down though.

    • @midhumohan1570
      @midhumohan1570 5 років тому +1

      Look like buttons

    • @arunajhakrie
      @arunajhakrie 5 років тому

      Oooooh noooooo, can't unsee that 😔.

    • @valeriepaulsen5236
      @valeriepaulsen5236 4 роки тому

      Oh Lord.... IT....IS .....STITCHING!!!! ...fuck. What is wrong with you people?

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 5 років тому

    I think his fly is down

  • @Zett76
    @Zett76 8 місяців тому

    I didn‘t know Colin Farrell is that funny.
    (and well-tanned, at times)

  • @lenoreleitch5297
    @lenoreleitch5297 6 місяців тому

    Ummmm is Danny’s fly open?

  • @oluwaremilekunbell6159
    @oluwaremilekunbell6159 Рік тому +1

    I'm Nigerian. Danny should never do any shows here because he'd freak out. We have geckos and and agama lizards everywhere lol!!

  • @rabbitscantcount5696
    @rabbitscantcount5696 8 років тому +1

    Reminds me of a Doctor....

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 8 років тому +1

      Omg-I thought it was only me!!! He's like a perfect blend of 10-12 but he's not really any of them, he's a separate entity and it's incredible!

    • @johnegbert9167
      @johnegbert9167 6 років тому

      WHO?!

  • @jamesa7506
    @jamesa7506 5 років тому +2

    I'm sure he's blown more than just one lizard

  • @reneeedy9272
    @reneeedy9272 5 років тому

    Danny bhoy 2018

  • @timcollier3482
    @timcollier3482 9 років тому

    LOL!

  • @Tommyboypsp
    @Tommyboypsp 9 років тому

    Why the reupload?

  • @sarafritsch123
    @sarafritsch123 8 років тому

    is he from dundee or dollar?

  • @katy5044
    @katy5044 8 років тому

    he looks like a tan George Wesley

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 роки тому

    He should have done a lizard accent (just do a different voice lol).

  • @FatNinjaWalrus
    @FatNinjaWalrus 8 років тому +2

    this is throwing me off because he's a dark skinned dark haired scottish guy lol
    but super funny. hope to find more of him

    • @jccf3803
      @jccf3803 8 років тому +4

      Ever heard of mixed

    • @FatNinjaWalrus
      @FatNinjaWalrus 8 років тому +1

      you know, i was waiting for someone to come along and take this way too literally. finally. salvation.

    • @grendelsloth9950
      @grendelsloth9950 7 років тому

      Jarrick Fowler to be fair, there isn't a lot of diversity in Scotland

  • @mattybaked
    @mattybaked 7 років тому

    Grade a ?

  • @saiurchin4124
    @saiurchin4124 8 років тому

    Bhoy? If he was a ranger fan 😂

  • @phroggybitch
    @phroggybitch 7 років тому

    HES SCOTTISH
    IM Scot Irish...

    • @mike4680
      @mike4680 7 років тому +1

      emily loves horses Scot Irish...That is an accent I'd love to hear