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  • #DannyBhoy on how simple getting a haircut used to be and useless questionnaires.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 178

  • @mochiart6567
    @mochiart6567 5 років тому +282

    “CHESTER! PREPARE MY HORSE!”
    Best line of the century 😂

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 5 років тому +1

      ChocoMochi please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi

    • @JrsGr8te
      @JrsGr8te 2 роки тому +4

      I think he said, Jester.

  • @S_Chamblee
    @S_Chamblee 5 років тому +624

    Here is a gentleman who needs a Netflix special

    • @ctx4241
      @ctx4241 5 років тому +17

      he does not, he is telling same stories for 6+ years. Do not get me wrong, he is hilarious speaker and those jokes are working but netflix special should be something new, original and bang on special. This was special...yeah, those six years ago.

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 5 років тому +26

      @@ctx4241 Jeff Dunham's been telling the same jokes for 20 years (he's a MASTER recycler!) but he has multiple Netflix specials...
      Not that they're any good, but that doesn't stop them from existing or my sister from watching them religiously.

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 років тому +7

      Otaku Prepper couldn’t agree more one of my fave comedians him and Daniel schloss two of the most funny Scots there are !

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 4 роки тому +9

      He has plenty of new material. I have seen him 3 years ago and beginning of this month when he toured Canada but he stopped recording and making dvds few years ago. So only time you can hear and see his new material is by attending his live shows

    • @valentinastanojcic5631
      @valentinastanojcic5631 4 роки тому +4

      he stated in an interview that he doesnt ever want to be on netflix

  • @hawihawi9260
    @hawihawi9260 5 років тому +250

    Can u imagine Danny going to India and speaking in his Scottish accent??? Tht would be an epic

    • @paisleycarol
      @paisleycarol 5 років тому +8

      I’m Scottish and worked with a lot of Indian people. They had no trouble understanding me, or I them .You just have to listen!

    • @marhcNecro
      @marhcNecro 5 років тому +1

      @F0rcE.1 He's Indian you dilt.

    • @shreyassarangi6106
      @shreyassarangi6106 4 роки тому

      Yeah he would not be received well lol

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 4 роки тому

      hawi hawi seriously

    • @johnchestnutt6892
      @johnchestnutt6892 4 роки тому +2

      @XI PinGPonG maybe the point was t ghb at his accent would more than likely be a comical suprise to many living there. You, mr. Jet setter., may be too sophisticated to recognize this bottom drawer humor but try, ok?

  • @shonnyNOR
    @shonnyNOR 5 років тому +27

    Definitely the most charming comedian around. That smile of his is just magic.

  • @markmuller8829
    @markmuller8829 5 років тому +160

    Are the 51 dislikes from offended hairdressers or the people who produce the marketing questionnaire?? Seriously, how can anyone dislike Danny Bhoy....

    • @ficamica1
      @ficamica1 5 років тому +8

      dont forget about the train people

    • @TheAngryPacifist05
      @TheAngryPacifist05 4 роки тому +3

      It turns out there are a lot of racist assholes on the Internet...*sigh*

    • @gregoryking4796
      @gregoryking4796 4 роки тому +4

      Amtrak employees

    • @skyscraper5910
      @skyscraper5910 4 роки тому

      humor is subjective, why would you expect everyone to like the same things you like?

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 2 роки тому +4

      Perhaps one was from Chester, who was tired of preparing his %^&* horse. Lol.

  • @fudgeweasel
    @fudgeweasel 5 років тому +103

    Danny Bhoy doing stand up is just your average Scottish conversation.

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 5 років тому +121

    Lolol the industrial revolution lolololol

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 роки тому +14

    Danny needs love fr. He’s an amazing Scottish comedian.

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 років тому +48

    Snippy snippy cut cut

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 5 років тому +35

    Man, he's so pretty. And such clear skin I'm jelly

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 5 років тому +58

    For the YMCA: How did you hear about the YMCA?
    Add your own box: The Village People.

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 4 роки тому +10

    He’s such a good comedian I wish he did another full standup

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 5 років тому +33

    Wish I could see his show live, one of my fav comedians

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 років тому +26

    A pair of scissors and a dream....or nightmare - Lol!

  • @sarahmohler3925
    @sarahmohler3925 5 років тому +12

    So happy to see new Danny Bhoy videos!

  • @ivaylokatov1801
    @ivaylokatov1801 5 років тому +25

    Clean and sharp - I like him. He is a breath of fresh air. Too many unfunny comedians use only profanity to make up for their inadequacy.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 роки тому +3

      He's got swearing in his other shows. Not a lot, not like Lewis Black or even George Carlin, but the show at Sydney Opera house he said "I will be swearing in this show, I make no apologies for that. I'm from Scotland, where Tourettes is seen as a gift."

  • @juliaa.briges1341
    @juliaa.briges1341 5 років тому +7

    Snippy snippy cut cut 🤣 All he says is hilarious, even lil' details

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 4 роки тому +10

    Has there been a history of hair in my family
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Swagdicate
    @Swagdicate 5 років тому +10

    I saw him live and he is even better in person.

  • @avonysup3976
    @avonysup3976 5 років тому +15

    we are going to his show in May (SYD). Can't wait!!

  • @chelseayoung9797
    @chelseayoung9797 5 років тому +7

    Best thing to come out of Dumfries and Galloway, absolutely love him 😂

  • @MaccaBax
    @MaccaBax 11 місяців тому +1

    3:45-4:20 best part! CHESTER, PREPARE MY HORSE😂😂😂😂

  • @ferzinhaN
    @ferzinhaN 5 років тому +20

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this!!!

  • @kamj19
    @kamj19 5 років тому +28

    this guy is good

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 років тому +45

    Funny guy. Love the accent!

    • @denisewhisler5536
      @denisewhisler5536 5 років тому +2

      Susan S I know right 😊

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 років тому +2

      Susan S yep he’s from Edinburgh or just outside the little village he mentions here is called moffatt

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 років тому +2

      Moffat isn't near Edinburgh, it's about 2 hours outside of Edinburgh 😂 he's from dumfries and Galloway, he's pretty much the only good thing to come out of our wee county😂😂👌

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 років тому

      TKD Chelsea well I never said geography was my strong suit ! And only good thing what about Sam heughan hes from there as well ballymclellan specifically

    • @chelseayoung9797
      @chelseayoung9797 5 років тому

      @@michelleflood8220 tbh I know he's in outlander but I've never watched it so I can't really comment lol

  • @alexhelton5886
    @alexhelton5886 5 років тому +19

    He looks like David Tennet

  • @amalyahelizabeth5470
    @amalyahelizabeth5470 4 роки тому +2

    i started laughing so hard i tried to go back and like the video a second time

  • @decepticonavidgamer882
    @decepticonavidgamer882 5 років тому +20

    Danny boy is still alive great 👍

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 років тому

      decepticonavid Gamer My thoughts too.

  • @darklimeking372
    @darklimeking372 5 років тому +60

    Im seeing him next month, Should I get a t-shirt with his face photoshopped onto a man with chest hair with the caption 'Danny Mhan'

    • @jaymarsbar
      @jaymarsbar 5 років тому +6

      Definitely!

    • @Blanca-PB
      @Blanca-PB 5 років тому +5

      Hell yes

    • @sandradeearna3342
      @sandradeearna3342 5 років тому +1

      Are you kiwi?

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 5 років тому +2

      Did you do it???

    • @darklimeking372
      @darklimeking372 5 років тому +3

      @@WouldntULikeToKnow. no.... I should have though, turns out I was a lot closer to him than I was expecting, and he interacted with me directly multiple times

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 5 років тому +15

    Good Stuff!

  • @a.hashem4587
    @a.hashem4587 2 роки тому

    "Has been a history of hair in my family? " 😂😂

  • @9hundred67
    @9hundred67 5 років тому +2

    DANNY BHOY IS THE BEST!! snippy snippy cut cut exactly right.....just cut it.....shiiiiit.

  • @joda6466
    @joda6466 4 роки тому +2

    Snippy snippy cut cut 😂

  • @DoctorOctobussy
    @DoctorOctobussy 5 років тому +3

    *ThE InDUstRIaL ReVOLuTIon*

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 4 роки тому +3

    was it a "FDDDDDDDrRRRR iend that told you about the train?"

  • @unspecifiedaccount
    @unspecifiedaccount 5 років тому +13

    :D Brilliant

  • @robertasimpson804
    @robertasimpson804 6 місяців тому

    oh my god! We absolutely love Danny❣️❤️🙏

  • @palexstarks5553
    @palexstarks5553 4 роки тому +1

    Chester prepare my horse......this dude was hilarious

  • @christinelynch6611
    @christinelynch6611 2 роки тому

    Brilliant performance! He is a natural! Good clean fun!!

  • @TombstoneHeart
    @TombstoneHeart 5 років тому +9

    I have a supplementary question for Danny. Where are your shoelaces or is that a bit of technology just a tad too advanced for that little Scottish village?

  • @jasminel9815
    @jasminel9815 5 років тому +15

    His accent is throwing me off... great comedy

  • @tjmcguire9417
    @tjmcguire9417 10 місяців тому

    Danny Thank you. Just saw you in London Ontario Canada. 2 nights ago. You put EVERYTHING out there and I have never ever heard better shaggy dog stories with a one-two punch somewhere along the line.. For anyone out there able to see this lad. DO IT. He puts his heart and soul into it. Average comedians? 1 hour. Danny Easily almost 2. So. Get on wi it. This is one happy kind guy with a gift of the gab.

  • @irishandirie
    @irishandirie 5 років тому +6

    I would've crumpled the paper up, thrown it on the floor and walked out.

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 5 років тому +2

      irish and irie you’d sir are what is called a rude asshole

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 4 роки тому +1

    This is his best routine, but they cut out the bit about buying underpants! That was the best bit!

  • @visalbotrchan1431
    @visalbotrchan1431 5 років тому +24

    Doesn't he look like Ted from HIMYM?

  • @dragoknight377
    @dragoknight377 5 років тому +1

    haven't seen him in a while, still fucking funny.

  • @corinnawinkler1872
    @corinnawinkler1872 4 роки тому +2

    I thought this material fell flat (not a chuckle) and I loved him five years ago in his “Diddle-lee-doo! Potatoes!” Stand up routine.

  • @metalNanime4ever
    @metalNanime4ever 3 роки тому

    02:45-03:00 made me cry with laughter!

  • @momoe9349
    @momoe9349 Рік тому

    I think of this joke everytime I hear the word email

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 років тому +3

    omfg ahahahha I always thought you just loved to fake tan hahahhhaha sorrrryyyyyy

  • @GayBastich
    @GayBastich 5 років тому +2

    _Snippy Snippy Cut Cut_

  • @cohenandcaleb168
    @cohenandcaleb168 5 днів тому

    Sweetheart! So funny!

  • @maryraisch6648
    @maryraisch6648 2 роки тому

    Love Danny! ❤

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 роки тому

    6:18 I'm sorry, but he IS making this up.

  • @uvelopin24
    @uvelopin24 5 років тому +5

    Hahahaha!!! Tell em!!!

  • @simonemisso5231
    @simonemisso5231 5 років тому +3

    #legend

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 3 роки тому +1

    "An end to the escalating violence in the Middle East."
    I give smartass answers like that on "rate our product" things from my antivirus or from Microsoft. It asks "how likely are you to recommend our software to someone?" On a scale of 1 to 10, I always answer with a 1. In the comment box "tell us why you gave this rating," I write "because people don't have conversations in which they recommend office software to each other."

  • @anthonywhelan4660
    @anthonywhelan4660 4 роки тому

    Brilliant comedian.

  • @Scxoop123
    @Scxoop123 4 роки тому +1

    Chester Prepare my horse 🐎

  • @maddysydney
    @maddysydney 4 роки тому +1

    Danny is the only Scot I can understand 😀

  • @innovation8837
    @innovation8837 4 роки тому +2

    I heard about it from thomas .. the train

  • @carolgarabedian01
    @carolgarabedian01 3 роки тому

    He is funny. I like him.

  • @ibrarsiddiqi8948
    @ibrarsiddiqi8948 5 років тому

    Scissors and a dream.

  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy 3 роки тому

    3:09 I've got some Jim Jefferies vibes there :D

  • @tajunoor1311
    @tajunoor1311 4 роки тому

    He is dam right!

  • @kieranduffin4686
    @kieranduffin4686 5 років тому +12

    Looks like Ethan from h3h3 😂 without the fupa

  • @klocc5627
    @klocc5627 Рік тому

    Can’t believe Chumbawamba wrote a song about him

  • @morehn
    @morehn 5 років тому +7

    Next time go to a barber

    • @tukamote6185
      @tukamote6185 5 років тому

      He went to a hair salon to get material

  • @JadisAmalthea
    @JadisAmalthea 2 роки тому

    Danny is the perfect example of "voice/accent does not match the face". Its so surreal to watch him. I see a slightly Indian dude with a strooooong Scottish accent. So weird! Loving his comedy tho!

  • @zyriuz2
    @zyriuz2 3 роки тому +1

    Yes, it's actually pretty annoying that all it's about is that data 😬

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton 4 роки тому

    Was it flind??? I need more flinds...

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 4 роки тому

    What are trains ??

  • @HA-oo5gs
    @HA-oo5gs 5 років тому

    Did you go for a barber for your current hair cut ?!

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 4 роки тому

    I remember when I purchased shampoo at this dingy 💇 salon,this very young lady asked me a stupid question"do you live around here????duh its only shampoo....

  • @CrazyBrotherTime
    @CrazyBrotherTime 5 років тому +10

    This guy looks a bit like russell

    • @clumsydins9771
      @clumsydins9771 5 років тому

      True

    • @gregormiller4037
      @gregormiller4037 5 років тому

      Russell Crowe?

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 років тому +1

      Gregor Miller russell peters

    • @countys32
      @countys32 5 років тому +1

      @@leenae5937 No he doesn't you're just a tad bit racist.

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 5 років тому

      @@countys32 1. It wasnt my comment 2. That was the russell he was talking abt and i was answering ur question.

  • @dwightlangdale4132
    @dwightlangdale4132 5 років тому +3

    I've heard this exact joke before and I don't think it was from him

  • @elainemerrill225
    @elainemerrill225 5 років тому +1

    Haaaaaa!!!!

  • @natheniel
    @natheniel 5 років тому +21

    Indian and Scottish accent mix is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 років тому +23

      Natheniel Becken I detect zero Indian in said mix.

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 років тому +1

      I went into a shop In Edinburgh expecting an accent a Dublin accent came out of the Girl behind the till shock of my life

    • @Goggin68
      @Goggin68 5 років тому +3

      @Ali Al-Mahdi there isn't a train from Dublin to Edinburgh there's sea between the two

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 років тому +10

      He is ethnically mixed but grew up in Scotland. There is no indian accent in there. Pure Scottish

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 років тому

      I think you are finding the Scottish accent weird.

  • @absolutebollocks2258
    @absolutebollocks2258 5 років тому +1

    *Noncery*

  • @adamvaughan123
    @adamvaughan123 4 роки тому +15

    What a dead audience, jesus. I'd be on the floor rolling

    • @westaussie965
      @westaussie965 3 роки тому +1

      What a dead audience, allah.
      What a dead audience, buddha 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @racheltaylor6578
    @racheltaylor6578 2 роки тому +1

    He’s funny but I’ve heard all this material before.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 5 років тому +3

    Danny Bhoy where oh where do you find your clothes? A second hand store?

  • @JungleJoeVN
    @JungleJoeVN 10 місяців тому

    Yes, I would love to see an end to violence and tension in the middle east. It can be achieved by relocating the state of Israel to what used to be East Germany. This should have been a result of WW2, but wasn't so that there would be continued tension , violence and instability in the middle east.

  • @Tharindu43
    @Tharindu43 5 років тому +1

    am i the only person who thinks he looks a bit like russell peters

    • @i90sknd75
      @i90sknd75 5 років тому

      Rex Nanayakkara Yes

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 років тому

      Yes. Because they're both comics and have some Indian ancestry doesn't mean they look physically alike.

    • @Tharindu43
      @Tharindu43 5 років тому

      @@zkart8038 comics? nice, but no I find the faces similar lmao

    • @zkart8038
      @zkart8038 5 років тому

      @@Tharindu43 comic= comedian

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 4 роки тому

    horrible crowd

  • @RACHELTAYLOR7
    @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 років тому +6

    He’s funny but he does the same routine over and over.

    • @Fishbowl74
      @Fishbowl74 5 років тому

      Isn't this new?

    • @RACHELTAYLOR7
      @RACHELTAYLOR7 5 років тому +1

      No.Its not new.I really like him but I’ve heard all the routines before.

    • @mikefule330
      @mikefule330 5 років тому +6

      The clue is in the word "routine". :)

    • @philgabka
      @philgabka 4 роки тому

      You don't hear about his new material because he doesn't record and publish it online anymore. He does live shows only. I saw him twice, three years ago and at the beginning of this month and you won't find that online anywhere

  • @jerryk704
    @jerryk704 4 роки тому

    Women would no formal training,hilarious.....

  • @peterwelsh1932
    @peterwelsh1932 5 років тому

    Like Dana Carvey thru Pakistan filter? Except_ gotta do better than 'Haircut Sign-in" material. I bet this guy and and the corporation he works for are desperately trying to find out everything about anyone willing to sit through this stuff and what jokes they'd like to hear

    • @TheHobofosho
      @TheHobofosho 5 років тому +2

      He is of Indian Scottish descent... At least get your prejudices right little Pete.

  • @goddessoffayries
    @goddessoffayries 4 роки тому

    Ignorance isn’t funny. I’m bored. Next!

  • @trangia12
    @trangia12 5 років тому +2

    TRUMP 2020

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 5 років тому

    Not funny this time..

  • @jameslee9101
    @jameslee9101 5 років тому

    Y’all need to explore better comics. This was so average it hurt

    • @gamesmithy
      @gamesmithy 4 роки тому

      James Lee I think most of us just laugh due to the accent

  • @prunetracy7651
    @prunetracy7651 5 років тому +1

    he is not funny. A scotsman complaining about getting a hair cut. This is the worst attempt at comedy I've seen in years.