Work trucks are great. The speedo always reads 20 miles over, the gas tank is never empty, the tires never need to be checked, and the oil never needs to be changed. 😂
1. Company Job $100,000 a year 2. Company truck $45,000 3. Deer $0.00 4. The look on the bossmans face when his lead supervisor didn't pass a drug test "PRICELESS"
Not me, but someone I know (and *might* be related to) found two of those magnetic company signs in the ditch over the course of a month and put them on the doors of HER work truck before doing donuts and driving like a bat out of hell. Camouflage, everyone, there's a reason it works in nature.
Ricky's the undercover CEO and Roscoe has seniority. the company's still running on tech made before colored TV and the old man is the only one who can make heads or tails on half of the gear. you know they're not going to hire an antique specialist to fix it.
The signs on our company trucks are big magnetic signs, so I just take them off when I'm about to do stupid shit with the company truck...I do that A LOT!
😂 This is giving me nostalgia to back when me and another friend/co-worker had our company trucks. Going beyond the speed of the governor going downhill, donuts, tons of off-roading (most all work was offroad), playing defense through traffic for each other, 😂 all with the company decals clear as day on the doors.
as a mechanic on work trucks that have gps trackers and all that and are not limited due to speed... i find this video very comical. and this is the truth. one of mine was found in the middle of a corn field in iowa 2 months ago.... lol
I just now learned that Roscoe is just another character he plays, I always seen the beard doing something weird but thought I was trippin out, damn I’m somehow depressed he don’t really work with bossman.
Your honor... i was driving the work truck at normal speeds and then the craziest thing happened... The holy trinity came on the radio... Freebird, Thunderstruck, and Ride of the Valkyries came on back to back...
The fact they be leaping worktrucks over twelve foot high medians without a lick of damage on their vehicles is pretty damn impressive now. And you know that's the case because otherwise, someone would've asked "Hey Rosco, how come your worktruck's suspension is shot six ways from sunday?" Also, Love Rosco. He's just a big teddy bear
The worst work truck/van drivers on the roads are heating and air conditioning and plumbers. Hands down. Failure to stop at stop signs and lights. Failure to yield. 20+ over the speed limit. Failure to use turn signals. Failure yield to traffic on a snowy day. Failure to use lights after dark or during inclement weather. Tailgating. Failure to yield at a 4 way stop, 2 way stop, and round-a-abouts. Oh, and electricians. Those MoFos can piss off.
You gonna cut off a truck with 3 half assed strapped down 20 foot ladders on a rack and 2000 pounds of A/C unit in the bed? You do realize that the 2 side ladders are perfectly aimed at the back of the drivers seat and passenger seat inside YOUR vehicle right? Best to just let them go on about their business without making them spill those 32 oz beers in the plain paper bags between their legs.
I run into guys like you with them hard hats. 😊 They came up with a really good one. If you're going to jump the median in a work truck! They told me they're used to it they have sky trucks. 😢🎉❤🇺🇲🙏🎯
Kinda reminds me of doing basement waterproofing. We rolled out 3 trks a day. Like 10 worked there and only 4 people had licenses. And for a while was only 3. I did service repairs generally by myself but when a driver didnt make they canceled my service calls and had me drive that crew. Loved roscoe jumping median. Been better if had a clip of work trk doing😂😂😂
Shocking evidence!!!! Ricky is the owner... Just a thought, but how else are they still driving the work trucks?... A side from the " They are the only ones with drivers license " A shot in the dark, but I had to take it.🤠
Thats so funny, I'd swear you work with me, except our gps systems malfunction every time you use jumper cables..... or sometimes when the auxiliary lights blows the fuse. It's usually okay though since most responsible employees keep extra fuses.
At my job We literally talk about your videos and how much we have in common with them at our workplace every day at our 8 o’clock safty meeting before our day begins.
I used to run medication deliveries for a pharmacy to nursing homes. I would purposely take longer and longer routes that required faster and faster driving to make it back on time. Some days that thing would come back smoking.
Work trucks are great. The speedo always reads 20 miles over, the gas tank is never empty, the tires never need to be checked, and the oil never needs to be changed. 😂
Also dont need to slow down for speed bumps
@@pigeon.and.pigeon dont own a bolt in her hah
And you always drive it like you stole it.
Don't be gentle it's a rental 🤪🤪🤪
Your honor, he was listening to freebird
Fair enough, case dismissed
Wait, only dismiss it if he can recite the lyrics to freebird 😂
@@CommonCent I think he's gonna get another bond then. Doesn't strike me as the type to enjoy the quiet part
Holy shit that gave me a good belly laugh for the day. Thank you!
@@edwardgaspar5428 good to hear 😁
The jackets is where I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the very same thing 😅😂
The santa comment with Roscoe wearing a red jacket.... :D
Shake and bake buddy
I want both lol
Me toooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like how roscoe got such an dopamine dump from his mornin commute his beard turned brown again for a piece
lol caught that too.
173 in a work truck is INSANE 🤣 Ol Roscoe got 3 speeds... Here, There, and GONE
He went infinity and beyond
Good lord I love some of the shit I hear around blue collar folks, I miss working in the trades so much 😂
Ya but Jumping a 24ft median in a work truck is down right crazy 😂
The jackets made this skit everything!!!!
1. Company Job $100,000 a year
2. Company truck $45,000
3. Deer $0.00
4. The look on the bossmans face when his lead supervisor didn't pass a drug test "PRICELESS"
26 miles in 9 minutes is 2.8 miles per minute, or 168 miles an hour😅😅😅
Considering he said company truck shuts off at 103 he gonna be late. Safety man better hope still gets a deal.😂😂
@XO-PYRO it's only 26 miles if you're taking roads in a straight line it's less...
At least 24 feet of that trip is "as the crow flies"
If that’s Texas US-290 in Houston specifically Hegar to HWY 6 you’ll still get walked and possibly rear ended for going to slow.
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Not me, but someone I know (and *might* be related to) found two of those magnetic company signs in the ditch over the course of a month and put them on the doors of HER work truck before doing donuts and driving like a bat out of hell. Camouflage, everyone, there's a reason it works in nature.
I love the safety-man character. He should get a trainee that's not so safe. lol
One that ends up becoming Ricky's best friend 😂
Apparently they're the ones that don't stop and somehow get away😂😂😂 💪
Ricky's the undercover CEO and Roscoe has seniority. the company's still running on tech made before colored TV and the old man is the only one who can make heads or tails on half of the gear. you know they're not going to hire an antique specialist to fix it.
Competing companies trying to get us fired so we can work for them too make them money😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Roscoe is good
#legend
Hello! I am from France but I lived in Texas for 10 years! I love the usa! Continue please, i’m crying out laugh!
Steven
When Roscoe and Ricky agree on a topic.. ya'll know it's actually badass. 😂
They *CLEARED* A MEDIAN!!! *A TWENTY FOUR FOOT MEDIAN!!!*
Funny how Ricky was wearing a Ricky Bobby jacket 😂.
Shake n bake!!!
Oh shit, Roscoe and Ricky are teamed up. Shit's about to get stupid real quick.
*Breaks out the big flask*
Alright continue.
Real stupid REALLY QUICK
Talladega nights jackets boys 😂😂😂
Shake and bake!!
The only 2 with licenses are Roscoe and Ricky
Sounds about right
Coulda snuck in a raise hell praise Dale my boi
“ the only two that still have licenses are the two that don’t pull over for the blue lights”! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂Roscoe looks like Santa Claus.
Objection: Isn't Santa missing his reindeer and elves?
The signs on our company trucks are big magnetic signs, so I just take them off when I'm about to do stupid shit with the company truck...I do that A LOT!
Genius
id get complaints of me speeding when deliverying pizza so I took the topper off and the calls stopped lol
Yea I loved it when my new Pete boom truck came with fiberglass doors and those pesky things just wouldn’t stick.
I bet those big magnets come in blanks too.
Mine was a sticker.
Roscoe needs to win the lottery LOL.
😂 This is giving me nostalgia to back when me and another friend/co-worker had our company trucks. Going beyond the speed of the governor going downhill, donuts, tons of off-roading (most all work was offroad), playing defense through traffic for each other, 😂 all with the company decals clear as day on the doors.
Roscoe glitching out to bossman is hilarious...
i think we can all agree that rosco and ricky clearly understand what's being asked the best
0:51 🤣 he knew exact cutoff speed 😅🤣😂
Not the Ricky Bobby and Kyle Norton Jr. jackets! 😂😂😂😂
as a mechanic on work trucks that have gps trackers and all that and are not limited due to speed... i find this video very comical. and this is the truth. one of mine was found in the middle of a corn field in iowa 2 months ago.... lol
Its nice to see Roscoe and Ricki really getting along lol.
I just now learned that Roscoe is just another character he plays, I always seen the beard doing something weird but thought I was trippin out, damn I’m somehow depressed he don’t really work with bossman.
“With all due respect mr dennit, I didn’t know you had experimental surgery to have your testicles removed”.
From beginning to the end this one was absolutely hilarious!! ;D
The matching jackets are gold 👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣
Your honor... i was driving the work truck at normal speeds and then the craziest thing happened... The holy trinity came on the radio... Freebird, Thunderstruck, and Ride of the Valkyries came on back to back...
"26 miles to color in 9 minutes" 😂😂😂😂😂
Where's Pablo in all this?
He got cought
Hiding from ICE
He was the last mexican they ever deported
No license
Looks like the crew has a serious case of Racin' Fever! 😂
I heard Ricky took Roscoe to the drags, and old Roscoe was excited to see all the nice rides at the turnout and he really loves the classic muscle 🎉😮
Roscoes' logic is impecible 😂😂😂
If you're not first your last !! Shake and bake baby shake and bake.
Started laughing as soon as safety man said “speeding in work trucks.”
Looked like Santa behind wheel! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 hahaha 🤣😂 they got NASCAR jackets on 😂😂😂
That was absolutely epic! You had me rolling! 🤣😂🤣😂
Roscoe should have been dressed as a Roman Gladiater from the chariot races in the colosseum
This is probably my number 1 favorite skit I've scene so far.
3:09 i always thought Roscoe was an actual old dude. my mind was blown today
Safety man has to be my favorite character lol we need another episode with him calling the boss
We gonna have to start calling Ricky, Ricky Bobby! Time for some shake and bake.
Dang Roscoe was driving so hard it temporarily knocked the grey out of his beard.
LMAO
Who hasn't done that.
easy fix with a $30 GPS jammer
Never heard of em
My mind has completely bought that these are the same guy. Roscoe's beard going dark made me remember this time.
The only time you're speeding is when you go to the liqour store 😅
The fact they be leaping worktrucks over twelve foot high medians without a lick of damage on their vehicles is pretty damn impressive now. And you know that's the case because otherwise, someone would've asked "Hey Rosco, how come your worktruck's suspension is shot six ways from sunday?"
Also, Love Rosco. He's just a big teddy bear
Those jackets scream "Rubbin is Racin..."
-Days of Thunder
Ricky always baits himself out 😂
Listen if there is no damage. Come on now😂
The worst work truck/van drivers on the roads are heating and air conditioning and plumbers. Hands down. Failure to stop at stop signs and lights. Failure to yield. 20+ over the speed limit. Failure to use turn signals. Failure yield to traffic on a snowy day. Failure to use lights after dark or during inclement weather. Tailgating. Failure to yield at a 4 way stop, 2 way stop, and round-a-abouts.
Oh, and electricians. Those MoFos can piss off.
You obviously have not seen a New Orleans taxi driver.
You gonna cut off a truck with 3 half assed strapped down 20 foot ladders on a rack and 2000 pounds of A/C unit in the bed? You do realize that the 2 side ladders are perfectly aimed at the back of the drivers seat and passenger seat inside YOUR vehicle right? Best to just let them go on about their business without making them spill those 32 oz beers in the plain paper bags between their legs.
Now I'm off to find the Ricky Bobby and Cale Jr race jackets those are 🔥
Dude your channel is awesome love this stuff
3:09….. Roscoe de aged a moment.
Cleared the median. That is awesome.
1st one again sweet love these shows
I run into guys like you with them hard hats.
😊 They came up with a really good one. If you're going to jump the median in a work truck! They told me they're used to it they have sky trucks. 😢🎉❤🇺🇲🙏🎯
Bro, this might be your best work right there!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I got 26 miles to cover in 9 minutes"
Roscoe is gonna be going 173 miles per hour 😂😂😂
I love the racing jackets they had on
26 miles in 9 minutes. i'm dying
Its the jackets 😂😂😂😂 Beer store at 6:38am? 😂😂😂
The only two who don't stop for the cops 😅
The most surprising this in this is that Ricky has a license at all
Well yeah…you don’t do it in your personal truck!!!
I lost it when he called roscoe santa clause lmao
I like the safety man I love the way that he just tricked them in this and was like yeah they're already in the trucks the GPS is already in it 😂
Love the NASCAR jackets, got myself a Mountain Dew Kasey Kahne jacket from 2005 myself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣HIS RACING JACKET👏👏👏❤️❤️
You are the best out there 🎉 thanks for the smile
I just want to know where do you get those coats?
Kinda reminds me of doing basement waterproofing. We rolled out 3 trks a day. Like 10 worked there and only 4 people had licenses. And for a while was only 3. I did service repairs generally by myself but when a driver didnt make they canceled my service calls and had me drive that crew. Loved roscoe jumping median. Been better if had a clip of work trk doing😂😂😂
Shocking evidence!!!! Ricky is the owner... Just a thought, but how else are they still driving the work trucks?... A side from the " They are the only ones with drivers license " A shot in the dark, but I had to take it.🤠
That truck got more air time then Jordan at a dunckin contest 😂😂😂
Thats so funny, I'd swear you work with me, except our gps systems malfunction every time you use jumper cables..... or sometimes when the auxiliary lights blows the fuse. It's usually okay though since most responsible employees keep extra fuses.
So for those interested roscoe would need to do an average speed of 173 and 1/3 MPH to cover that distance in that time. 26 miles in 9 minutes
With no head wind ..
Shake and bake balloons and magnets killed me
😂safety man I got a little news for ya, gps trackers don’t mean shit, we forget they are in there half the time😂😂😂😂
At my job We literally talk about your videos and how much we have in common with them at our workplace every day at our 8 o’clock safty meeting before our day begins.
Looks like Roscoe watched too much Dukes of Hazzard. Jumping those medians.
This is so spot on it had me rolling from the get go lol 😂
Agreeing with the safety man while wearing racing jackets😂
103 mph??? The governor in the c. truck i had kicked in at 95 🤔🐾🐾🐾🐾😎
Y'all got any extra work trucks?
Roscoe literally had me fooled until this video, Now I know 😂
Little does Safety Man know, Roscoe was Burt Reynolds stunt driver in Smokey and the Bandit.
This is me at my job half awake yet the only person knows how to drive a vehicle
That’s a badass jacket Roscoe has on
1:00 “or residential street”🤣🤣🤣
Funniest bit yet😂😂😂😂😂
The Talladega Nights Ricky and Cal race suits 💀
This was top shelf this one 😎
I used to run medication deliveries for a pharmacy to nursing homes. I would purposely take longer and longer routes that required faster and faster driving to make it back on time. Some days that thing would come back smoking.