Rickys 420 plan! The ultimate hack? No more drug tests?

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  • @mikemissildine370
    @mikemissildine370 5 місяців тому +416

    Pay 'em for 8hrs
    Control 'em for 24hrs

    • @caflatt7436
      @caflatt7436 5 місяців тому +22

      Just pay 24 hr a day hr 7 days a week for 40 on clock with overtime pee every time. That’s 40hr straight time and 168hr overtime. Been pissing clean 30 years want back pay!

    • @nicholasnewton6775
      @nicholasnewton6775 5 місяців тому +3

      Ain't that the truth

    • @jakewilferd6093
      @jakewilferd6093 4 місяці тому +5

      got one word and one letter for you safety man. U PASS. ain't it funny that a man can have a clean system after snorting shit in the bathroom in about a week but it takes a month for weed? what are you really concerned with, safety or control?

    • @mikemissildine370
      @mikemissildine370 4 місяці тому

      @@jakewilferd6093 EXACTLY!!!! I've done everything but a needle. I can from experience tell you alcohol is more dangerous than weed. Just because a doctor said so doesn't mean them pills are safe.

    • @red2965
      @red2965 4 місяці тому +3

      Alot of damn companies like that and I don't even do drugs and am hella mad

  • @allenknuutila6012
    @allenknuutila6012 5 місяців тому +135

    The sad part is that this is absolutely true. My company is under DOT regulations. I am a disabled veteran and broke my back in Afghanistan. I'm on an arm length list of meds for pain, muscle spasms, and nerve damage in both legs. I operate a 95K Taylor 550 forklift daily. I can not get a medical card for Marijuana, that will do a much better job of controlling my pain without the laundry list of side effects. But, as long as I send in the current prescription, I pass the drug test without fail. If it ain't broke, the government will fix it until it is.

    • @rayzerot
      @rayzerot 5 місяців тому +6

      Nevermind the government. Even if it becomes legal the insurance companies will never go for it

    • @politicalPUN-dent
      @politicalPUN-dent 5 місяців тому

      Big pharma knows that THC & CBD will do more then 90% of what they put out and do it without the side effects
      You got 1 problem but have to be on 18 drugs to combat the side effects. Do you think this is an accident, no it's built into these drugs on purpose
      Congress is so corrupt ( both parties receive 100s of millions of dollars from big pharma so they can keep doing this. )
      It's easy to really see this especially now that medical prices are in most people's minds now that they can not even afford food let alone a co pay or worse full pay for something that they have to take for side effects for a needed medication that weed would take care of

    • @revanamarie7210
      @revanamarie7210 5 місяців тому +3

      Feds are gonna legalize it soon .. y'all have a wonderful day!

    • @anthonyjones2153
      @anthonyjones2153 5 місяців тому

      ​@@revanamarie7210in a perfect world 😎

    • @bobbyjones5377
      @bobbyjones5377 5 місяців тому

      Ya whoever legalizes wins the election.

  • @Pabst24
    @Pabst24 5 місяців тому +51

    This has better writing than most sitcoms.

  • @RussB.
    @RussB. 5 місяців тому +51

    I used to work for a commercial plumbing company. We all smoked. Boss man said the insurance company was insisting on mandatory drug tests. We ALL walked off the job. He dropped that company like a hot brick.😂

    • @davidbeard2541
      @davidbeard2541 2 місяці тому +2

      @RussB. exactly I don't see what the problem is as long as no one is caught smoking on the job, before work, etc.

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 Місяць тому +1

      It's always the insurance companies.

  • @MagicJuan88
    @MagicJuan88 5 місяців тому +567

    Multiple personality disorder got me laughing

    • @phobiaone306
      @phobiaone306 5 місяців тому +36

      I have a feeling that joke will fly over a lot of people's heads....especially today LOL

    • @aarontripp11
      @aarontripp11 5 місяців тому +12

      Lmao I'll admit it took me 20 sec to think about it at the end but it clicked

    • @getinthespace7715
      @getinthespace7715 5 місяців тому +29

      😂🤣 that was breaking the 4th wall there a little. 🤔

    • @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming
      @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming 5 місяців тому +6

      @@phobiaone306 Hit my head right on the nose. I am a diagnosed Schizoaffective. lol But that's not the point here, which I do get as well LOL, i mean come on we're watching one dude talk to and answer himself through what, 5, 6 personalities? lmao

    • @Chris-o7c8q
      @Chris-o7c8q 5 місяців тому +4

      100th like 🚨

  • @bigbear4120
    @bigbear4120 5 місяців тому +172

    Ricky was one step ahead the hole time. He was just fucking with the bossman.

    • @drewdaskievige754
      @drewdaskievige754 5 місяців тому +12

      yep bringing in Roscoe, getting to the doctor thing and then whipping out the MJ card. priceless.

    • @zed4229
      @zed4229 5 місяців тому

      @@drewdaskievige754 Sadly many companies just say that any narcotic use Medical cannabis being one makes you a safety risk. Let you go and claim they cant accommodate your disability.

    • @JoeMama-rd2dr
      @JoeMama-rd2dr 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@drewdaskievige754 when he mentioned roscoes meds I immediately hoped it would be that. The anticipation was completely worth it

  • @dragonman910
    @dragonman910 5 місяців тому +40

    Ricky said it himself, "Unless you'll be paying me for when I'm off this jobsite as well as when I'm on, I'll do whatever tf I want to when I'm not here. "

  • @jeffglenn7609
    @jeffglenn7609 5 місяців тому +82

    Can't argue with Ricky's logic on this one 😂❤❤

  • @SouthDakotaBowHunter78
    @SouthDakotaBowHunter78 5 місяців тому +19

    """ i cant partake on something thats just gonna make me hungry this just doesnt make any fucking since"""" omg i lost it

  • @SaltyNationalist
    @SaltyNationalist 5 місяців тому +39

    NOT GONNA LIE...
    I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN HE SAID THE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SouthDakotaBowHunter78
      @SouthDakotaBowHunter78 5 місяців тому +3

      ""I can't partake on something that's just gonna make me hungry""" was another great one

  • @sholmjarboe1356
    @sholmjarboe1356 5 місяців тому +13

    That was f****** brilliant. I love how you make so many actual points with humor. Keep doing what you're doing my friend. God bless

  • @politicalPUN-dent
    @politicalPUN-dent 5 місяців тому +76

    I live hearing companies say they are about safety but when you work safe they say your not working fast enough

    • @Technotranceism
      @Technotranceism 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh companies are all about efficiency, it's just they don't want to spend the money for it, can't come up with the ideas for it, but expect it all while following the safety requirements to the letter.

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th 5 місяців тому +2

      In trucking (40 year driver here), we have a saying - you can be safe, you can be legal, but you can't be BOTH ....

  • @pieheadthemainiac5480
    @pieheadthemainiac5480 5 місяців тому +18

    Hell ya Ricky that’s exactly what everyone in construction has been bitchin about for years …….well at least 40+years I’ve been in the trade.🤣😂😂👍🏻👍🏻🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @ishootfaces722
    @ishootfaces722 5 місяців тому +75

    No plan for me but stay stoned all day today 😊😂😂😂

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 5 місяців тому +4

    Ricky was just waiting to play that card!!!😂😂😂

  • @Florid-Aman
    @Florid-Aman 5 місяців тому +3

    "Turns out I may have multiple personality disorder." That shit was great brother. John, you reaching into your own internals sets your art apart. You're doing solid comedy here and I love it. Thank you! I'm a fellow three first named and appreciate the sanity. It's been refreshing. -Eric Martin Daniel

  • @randywhelan8944
    @randywhelan8944 5 місяців тому +9

    He ain't going to lose his job
    He's going to get an education and a fucking raise cause he shows up to WORK.

  • @wesleynichols5255
    @wesleynichols5255 5 місяців тому +13

    Damm Ricky pulled a fast one on the boss man 😂😂

  • @51-FS
    @51-FS 5 місяців тому +38

    Happy 420

  • @keith3761
    @keith3761 5 місяців тому +3

    OMG!!! LORE CONFIRMED!! Ricky is the owner because he is all the guys! He works so hard he is a one man company! Rosko, Bossman, Safety man, New Guy, Even the cat and dog are all him!
    All the other companies think he is crazy but because he can do it all and has all the skills and qualifications they just leave him alone! He is even his own Toolroom Tommy!
    No wonder he is the best welder! He has 3 welders worth of experience to draw from!

  • @billpennington1504
    @billpennington1504 5 місяців тому +5

    One of the many reasons why I work for my damn self, and people get judged for using something that God made and not what man made 😒

  • @EmpoweringDIYFamily
    @EmpoweringDIYFamily 5 місяців тому +1

    Literally laughed out loud at the multiple personality disorder! Great plug at the end!

  • @anthonyestevez118
    @anthonyestevez118 5 місяців тому +8

    HAPPY 420 RICKY! 😂

  • @ralan350
    @ralan350 5 місяців тому +2

    Personally I think the main reason why companies have the attitude they do on it is the fact that if a person is drinking alcohol there’s test to tell how much alcohol is in their system and if the person was impaired at the time of the incident but with this there’s no real time test to tell if the person is impaired it’s either yes it’s in their system or no it’s not

  • @TheOutlawGeneralBacon
    @TheOutlawGeneralBacon 5 місяців тому +22

    I wanna be rickys apprentice 😂

  • @whereswaldomansell7313
    @whereswaldomansell7313 5 місяців тому +2

    Rickey,way to beat the system my boy. This dude just doesn't stop with the great content.

  • @Achillessoul
    @Achillessoul 5 місяців тому +16

    The ending tho 😂😂

  • @justinsane7128
    @justinsane7128 5 місяців тому +1

    Back in the day our safety meeting consisted of passing a joint around to take the edge off the Tower Crews Hangoverz

  • @paulharvey61
    @paulharvey61 5 місяців тому +26

    I'm already taking care of 4/20, all day long 😂😂😂

  • @goldeneagle2066
    @goldeneagle2066 5 місяців тому +1

    That last line was a banger.

  • @texasstranger6077
    @texasstranger6077 5 місяців тому +1

    The best ending of a Breadstick Ricky and The Boss I have seen yet!!!!!

  • @joannalamb4542
    @joannalamb4542 5 місяців тому +12

    I may have multiple personality disorder. Now that’s funny.

  • @kwaynelovejoy8543
    @kwaynelovejoy8543 4 місяці тому

    This one, by far, is my favorite. Keep em coming....

  • @destineeskyee
    @destineeskyee 5 місяців тому +1

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Ricky always one step ahead😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @GathKingLeppbertI
    @GathKingLeppbertI 5 місяців тому +2

    I was grooving downtown Mansfield Ohio by the county courthouse listening to Ricky and bam multiple personalities.
    I laughed echoingly😂😂😂

  • @rebelcommander7starwarsjur922
    @rebelcommander7starwarsjur922 5 місяців тому +12

    When you said to live MAN that was funny

  • @jeffniderost8730
    @jeffniderost8730 5 місяців тому +2

    Feeling the glaucoma coming on 😂

  • @arkuos8361
    @arkuos8361 5 місяців тому +1

    Only thing that would've made that Personality joke land even better would be a wide shot of Ricky talking to himself

  • @1129402
    @1129402 5 місяців тому +3

    Girl scouts could make a killing selling cookies today. At local dispensarys

  • @sheliawaymon9023
    @sheliawaymon9023 5 місяців тому +2

    Ricky's got it covered .😂 😅

  • @patriciagreen5722
    @patriciagreen5722 5 місяців тому

    You put a smile on my face everyday! Thank you Ricky and Bossman and Safety man Roscoe and new guy. I love you too much.

  • @jonjohnson4529
    @jonjohnson4529 5 місяців тому +3

    By far the BEST one yet!

  • @IDGAF1984
    @IDGAF1984 5 місяців тому +11

    Almost had a 4th wall break

  • @stevenburley4993
    @stevenburley4993 5 місяців тому +2

    Happy 420 boys. Make sure you heat up your magnum detox Monday morning.

  • @JamesSullivan-c8f
    @JamesSullivan-c8f 5 місяців тому +1

    Last line was great 😆

  • @slideoff1
    @slideoff1 5 місяців тому +15

    lol, I'm on Rickys side!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 5 місяців тому +2

      Never had anyone show up hung over from smoking.

  • @carlpeters1278
    @carlpeters1278 5 місяців тому +1

    I love that right at the end, multiple personality disorder.. LMAO !!!

  • @BobCaseyAerial
    @BobCaseyAerial 5 місяців тому +1

    Hahaha. You come up with some good stuff. That actually happens.
    Ricky came in ready lol

  • @sullyzworld4970
    @sullyzworld4970 2 місяці тому

    Multiple personality. That was great. Best one ive heard in a long time. Thank u

  • @southronjr1570
    @southronjr1570 5 місяців тому +1

    Lmao, I'm in Roscoe's boat, if I'm not taking my prescribed pain killers along with my heart mess, BP mess, and a couple of others, I am barely able to walk. That's what 26years in Fire/EMS will get you along with the half dozen surgeries to fix all the crap that got messed up on the job. I do have one advantage, being retired I don't have to worry about drug tests, however me and 420 never did agree to wells Coors it will be for me today.

  • @Salty_Squared
    @Salty_Squared 5 місяців тому +1

    I had to watch this like 5 times, good job bro

  • @swizzlesticxx
    @swizzlesticxx 2 місяці тому

    😂😂 multiple personality disorder, that was a good one to sneak into there. Shit had me laughing.

  • @tomjackson7755
    @tomjackson7755 5 місяців тому +1

    Dr Vinnie Boombatz prescribed me smoke years ago. LOL

  • @Double.J
    @Double.J 5 місяців тому

    At the very end when the boss asked, how did you get this? I would’ve shut him down with- HIPAA. 😂🤣

  • @lovetoxicsbeats
    @lovetoxicsbeats 5 місяців тому

    “You’re just doing dumb shit on the weekend because you fucking want to” 😭😭😭

  • @Enynra
    @Enynra 4 місяці тому

    Ricky playing 4D chess while bossman and all of us stuck on checkers

  • @magnusver8080
    @magnusver8080 5 місяців тому +4

    That was epic thank you for that. Forgot about all the alcohol also lol

  • @tomalinaheartly5115
    @tomalinaheartly5115 5 місяців тому +1

    HELL YEAH RICKY HAPPY 420🤟✌️💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @jamesrobbins4506
    @jamesrobbins4506 5 місяців тому +1

    4:44 I laughed way to hard at this and it's 11:00pm lmao

  • @floridanative2147
    @floridanative2147 17 днів тому

    LOVE IT. it's great that someone finally put it in the suit guys terms 😂

  • @MichaelPowell-w5j
    @MichaelPowell-w5j 5 місяців тому +1

    😂 so funny. Thanks needed a laugh today

  • @michellebertram423
    @michellebertram423 7 днів тому

    I love how boss man doesnt have an actual reason why what Ricky does Saturday is unsafe for when he's working Monday.

  • @shalucard107
    @shalucard107 5 місяців тому

    That last joke was chefs kiss iol

  • @nathanbuck7572
    @nathanbuck7572 5 місяців тому +1

    This is a true gift thanks again

  • @lucimitchell7273
    @lucimitchell7273 9 днів тому

    I can’t picture ricky lighting up a joint, but I can see him drinking a Pabst thc seltzer 😊

  • @billyjefferson4641
    @billyjefferson4641 3 місяці тому

    The Meta joke at the end was hilarious

  • @dhermitmorse
    @dhermitmorse 2 місяці тому

    Ricky has a solid argument.

  • @jamesclark9347
    @jamesclark9347 5 місяців тому

    Your brain works in such a magnificent way.

  • @Icantball67
    @Icantball67 5 місяців тому

    I remember hating Ricky when I started watching the channel. But the more I watch him the more I realize that I agree with him!

  • @ECTT1776
    @ECTT1776 5 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely terrific & very true 🤜🤛

  • @PokeBattlerJaze
    @PokeBattlerJaze 5 місяців тому

    Ricky out here playing 5D chess

  • @Qjones54
    @Qjones54 5 місяців тому

    This skit is some ⛽️

  • @vexzarkov7791
    @vexzarkov7791 Місяць тому

    its all coming together all the shorts have been in his mind while he is just somewhere in the shop talking to himself at work lmafo.

  • @williamhickman733
    @williamhickman733 5 місяців тому

    That last part fucking killed me

  • @TraciSoloGrayWitch
    @TraciSoloGrayWitch 5 місяців тому +1

    I would be saying, well how about I quit. As most states have Marijuana medical use anyway. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakemcdonald7718
    @jakemcdonald7718 5 місяців тому

    The wind hitting your face is no joke. When you in that mind set it does chill it out

  • @amywattskeel9923
    @amywattskeel9923 5 місяців тому

    Lol😅
    He should have known Ricky gonna cover his ass,he's the OWNER

  • @katelynngraham5204
    @katelynngraham5204 5 місяців тому +1

    I've been waiting for this day, this video, all year lol

  • @abucket14
    @abucket14 5 місяців тому

    I gotta agree with Ricky. His point is solid

  • @KHN.RVA.28
    @KHN.RVA.28 5 місяців тому +1

    @1:55 dont forget yall drink on the job and smoke cigarettes which combined can be unsafe

  • @brianblank9921
    @brianblank9921 5 місяців тому

    "I may have multiple personality disorder" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steelvoid
    @steelvoid 2 місяці тому

    Took me a minute for the multiple personality joke to fully hit, lol

  • @natetrip3805
    @natetrip3805 5 місяців тому

    Yes indeed, chances are hiiiiigh!😄 Get'em Ricky!😎

  • @domthedom2765
    @domthedom2765 5 місяців тому

    This is why I fk with Ricky lol 🫡

  • @kraigcochran9995
    @kraigcochran9995 5 місяців тому

    I'm a truck driver and I never understood why I could drink whiskey all Saturday and be fine with getting in my truck on Monday morning but if I take one hit of marijuana on Saturday I can get fired up to a month later.

  • @JuniorJunison
    @JuniorJunison 5 місяців тому

    I was expecting ricki's Marijuana card to just be a picture of him giving the middle finger

  • @Heavymetalstonie420
    @Heavymetalstonie420 5 місяців тому

    Shut boss man up real quick 😂😂

  • @waldo678
    @waldo678 4 місяці тому

    How'd i miss this on 420 when i watch his videos everyday lik eback to baco videos

  • @jeremiahpage
    @jeremiahpage 5 місяців тому

    I worked with a guy that took 2 morphine before work, a quick release and a slow release. We were welders at a tanker manufacturing company. He was always hootin and hollering and laughing. He moved tanks around when they were ready to go to the finish department. He had a messed up back and a fake leg from getting tboned on his motorcycle.

  • @jameshatton4211
    @jameshatton4211 5 місяців тому

    The irony of that last comment....... That certainly wasn't Ricky speaking 😆

  • @davidk413
    @davidk413 5 місяців тому

    Boom here it is. Ricky has it covered. Roscoe needs those to live. Cracks me up. De'De Kershaw

  • @superkamialyssa9406
    @superkamialyssa9406 5 місяців тому

    Ricky: "I may have multiple personality disorder"
    Me: "ME TOO!!.... No wonder why I like this channel so much"

  • @breaking_bear
    @breaking_bear 2 місяці тому

    Hahahahahahah! This is the funniest shit I seen all year!

  • @ubezmusic
    @ubezmusic 5 місяців тому

    Ok….all the videos so far were worth it for that final punch line

  • @isaiahpavlik1430
    @isaiahpavlik1430 5 місяців тому

    They say I might have a personality disorder.........
    I'm FUCKING going home.
    🗣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @fools.errand
    @fools.errand 5 місяців тому

    The day ricky gets fired goes to work anyway and when they kick him off site but cant fix without. Would be a good 3 parter episode

  • @pivvittle6003
    @pivvittle6003 5 місяців тому

    They're prescribed by a doctor... who's probably getting a kickback for the number of prescriptions they pass out...

  • @williamclaiborne286
    @williamclaiborne286 5 місяців тому +1

    Marijuana is the nicest friendliest drug I mean after hitting it your first instinct is to pass it

  • @GeorgiaThreeper
    @GeorgiaThreeper 5 місяців тому

    I told my last boss the only way I could pass a drug test is if it was on the way home lol.......

  • @MadSwaps
    @MadSwaps 5 місяців тому

    Always an angle with Ricky. 😂