Plot twist: Delivery is nothing compared to nursing issues, diaper changes, spit up, blow out diapers, temper tantrums, teenagers, and paying for college.
It took my wife like 3 months after giving birth to our daughter to go from "this sh*t sucks, never again, everything hurts" to "we need another one, being pregnant is so nice and awesome". Now we have 2.
Yes. So many backhanded comments between the men and women in my peer group about this: -"It was the most uncomfortable 9 mos. of my life ended by one of the most traumatic hospital procedures I've ever had. So, I did it two more times." -"It's like a roller coaster that leaves you with stitches in your taint and unable to get a solid night's sleep for months that you just can't stop riding." - Expectant Mother: "You have no idea how difficult it is to go through this process." Expectant Husband: "The first time you said it, I believed you. The second time you said it, I was polite and deferential. Now, it just seems like another conspiracy theory that I'll never have the answers to."
@@adamlucas4753 Their is literally a euphoria that happens in the brain, that makes you want to be pregnant again. Like both things are true, and your body replaces the negative with the positive so you want to do it again. It is some evolutionary feature that we have, and as a woman who wants to yeetus the teetuses (tubes) the idea of having that is THE MOST scary thing in the whole entire world. Like that is the scariest part of being pregnant. Not the potential for death, but the brains hijacking to want to play with that potential and trauma again after you do it the first time. 😵💫
God. Hormones. They can make you do the strangest things. Like, I know they exist because hundreds of thousands of years ago, people had to have like, a dozen pregnancies just for 4 or 5 babies to survive to adolescence (the others would die in utero, in childbirth, or in the first few years of their life), so if humans didn't have this predilection for popping out tiny humans, we might not have made it as a species, but nowadays, this clear survival adaptation is a real pain in the butt (as are many other things our bodies make us do that we might otherwise not do).
I remember filing a complaint to the exact same one and ended up pregnant too, it took me half an hour to explain her that I'm a man, the "exit strategy" just isn't going to work until she finally remembered that she just made me fat
Hey, you know if men were the ones to get pregnant the species would've died out a long time ago. The hospital stay would be nice though: topless nurses, big screen TV's, a bar for your buddies to hang out, and this same day in/out bullshit would never fly.
For all we know she could've planned ahead and filmed her past self foot age when she wasn't showing yet. I wouldn't put it past her. I've seen stranger. There's another youtuber who probably recorded like hundreds of clips about celebrities dying with his old haircut, then was able to be throwing them in to his videos like a year later.
OMG, finally! I have been wanting to see someone address this in a comedic way! I'm pregnant with my first child (in my first trimester) and it sucks, I'm nauseous all the time, and tired and constantly have hiccups and heartburn and cramps I feel awful - if there was an entity to take complaints about this I would be right there with you!
THIS! I spent my whole pregnancy feeling awful and so so tired and people kept telling me that I will miss it when it'll be over. Well my baby is 10 weeks old and I don't miss anything from my pregnancy. Having a baby is freaking awesome tho! 😄
Way back in the dark ages (College in the 70’s) I had a very good platonic friendship with a coed. While she never discussed it directly it was clear she had an unhappy childhood with the added joy of unpleasant b/f’s. She swore never to get in involved relationship with a guy. Never to live with a guy. Never get married & absolutely never ever get pregnant. Well she met a guy. I was there when it happened & it was beyond Hollywood cute. I pulled him aside & I told him 1) she & I were only pals 2) that if he was serious I told him how to court her. The next semester I was helping her move in with him (I gave her a raised eyebrows & she told me to shut up). A couple years later he said that he was willing to relocate to be with her so she could get her dream job but only if this meant a long term commitment. She called me in astonishment that she was engaged. Then she found herself on the wedding planning ride. Then a couple of years later she called me terrified in panic telling me that she was pregnant. She rhetorically asked how all this had happened. I said how there was special thing that Mommy & Daddy did….she told me to shut up. All during her pregnancy she was so scared of turning into her Mother. Her husband (we had long before become friends) told me that had a tough delivery. That she had collapsed in exhaustion. After she woke up she ask to see the baby. Husband told me that she was so nervous. Then they could hear the pediatric returning with the baby. Husband said she held the baby just staring at him. Finally, she looked up & told her husband with firm determination, “I can do this!” She did the ‘80’s thing of career & parenthood. Husband was fully involved & they even had a daughter. Every now & again she & I reflect on how life played out. It was good.
I'm so happy for you both. Happy to know she made a better life with better people for herself with a family to love n rely on, including you. Also happy to know y'all are still pals cuz that bond n trust with each other is valuable n should be treasured.
Pre-natal depression is a real thing and almost no one talks about it. Like not only "I'm tired, everything hurts, I can't sleep", but real dark shit like fear, phobias, profound sadness. And things get really bad when all your friends try to belittle your weird (hormonal) fears or tell you how they loooved being pregnant, it was the best time ever.
Very very true. It most certainly is not the best time ever. You're friends of full of shyt*. (On my second pregnancy and typing this while I lay in bed sleep deprived because this thing in there makes it impossible.)
@@alphakowaclips yes, but at the end during the supporter's roll, Mirror Julie realized shew was pregnant too and was like "OMG what is this? I'm not doing that, this is on you". I want another visit with Mirror Julie and I would adore another visit with Past Julie :)
TL, DR: Expect 8-14 solid hours of Mirror-Epidural Julie. First kid, wife got an epidural. She's watching TV. I'm keeping half an eye on heart rate and CTG (monitoring contractions) machines. I get up to go to the bathroom, come back and notice the rise/fall on the CTG plot. She's watching TV nonplussed. "You just had a contraction.?" [looks at chart] "I did?"
I remember seeing your period complaint video and the same day I saw it you posted your pregnancy announcement. I found it hilarious and was hoping you’d make this video next.
Bamm! You are cutting to the core, drilling into the foundation of Comedy Doctrine: The absolute hilarity in how randomly and how incompetently the Universe is being managed. -C
Amen to just wanting sleep the first year period. Have to have a part 5 Canceling the 2nd pregnancy and wondering how the hell you did it again knowing whats coming lol.
I'm single and childless so I have no experience obviously in pregnancy, but has a woman I can sympathize with you, I'm sure once the little human comes out you will love him or her to pieces, ( at least that's what I've heard happens) lol Best of luck to you, hang in there, you got this!!!
My littles are elementary age now, but, I remember being 8 months with my first and realizing that I couldn’t reach my sneakers to tie them up….so, I sat down on the floor to tie them….and, then realized my bump was so big that I couldn’t lean forwards enough to stand back up. So, I had to rock back and forth, rocking horse style, to get enough momentum to tip me forwards enough, over my bump, that my hands could reach the floor to push me up😂. Humbling times, pregnancy is….
My husband and I are trying for a baby. I look forward to complaining to the universe and as I'm pushing out the baby in agony, I say to my husband "Imma throat punch you". 🤣🤣🤣
I mean, considering the experiences I've had recently on customer service calls, I'm literally shocked Julie was able to get a real Julie to talk to in person. These days it's just all _robo-Julies_ everywhere (and soon to be replaced by AI Julies, ugh)
@@DeathnoteBB In 1988, as a result of R. v. Morgentaler, the abortion law in Canada was struck down. It's never been replaced. However it would be difficult to find someone in Canada willing to perform an abortion in the 3rd trimester even though it's not illegal. Infanticide also has a lower penalty than murder in Canada with a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison (unless it's prosecuted as a murder).
@@stefanmargraf7878 If you're lucky, it's 20 years. My oldest daughter is turning 30 and still home (but she's working full time and going to school full time). My youngest (25) is in grad school to get certified as a teacher and still living home. I'd like to sell this house and move somewhere smaller with less maintenance but that doesn't seem to be coming in the future. Actually, you're right, after the kids get older you're back to learning how to deal with each other.
If you're unlucky, your children, at 21 & 16, will lie to the court and kick you out of your own home with nothing. 10 years after that you'll wish you were dead because that is preferable to never being able to hug, talk to, small, hear the voices of your children again The love I have for them far exceeds what I thought was possible. I guess they don't feel the same
A friend asked his mom when did she stop worrying about him and her brother constantly (he was 55 and his brother 53 ), she thought about it and said "I think when your brother turned fifty I relaxes a bit". Stuck in my mind for some reason.
I watch her all the time, and each new video impresses me again with how, even though we know that it's all her, they feel like completely different people! And I think that she is getting better at it too ❤😊
@Tragoudistros.MPH Neither...actually. not enough education, empowerment, or encouragement within my family system. I was 22 by the time I had my last one. I was different with my kids. I'm 46 now and started college a couple of years ago for Psychology and Sexual Science with an emphasis in ADHD.
@@jenniferbates2811 oooh, congratulations on your success and your mature perspective! Many get trapped in that cycle, and only the strongest persevere as you are doing 😁
I wish that someone could warn you in advance about the intense pain and hormone swings that you experience over the duration of the nine months. But once you finally hold your baby in your arms, it more than makes up for the painful process. 👶
There was a drug for that. Doesn't remove the pain, but makes you forget about it, as if it never happened. Makes you forget you ever delivered the baby, too ... which was the biggest issue, lots of women didn't accept them as their own since they had no recollection of it.
For me, pregnancy was great. I was a bit nauseous at the start and had some back pain towards the end, but I mostly enjoyed it. I was in labour for days and even that wasn't too bad. My trouble started when the baby came and I was hit with severe post-partum depression. It took over a year to start functioning better again. I always wanted to be pregnant again, but there's no way I was willing to have another baby.
sometimes. the first time i held my baby i was terrified i was going to break her and utterly baffled as to why anyone felt i was capable of handling this responsibility. i didn't want to go home unless i could bring a team of nurses with me.
Biology is so rough. "Oh yeah, I'm gonna make you bleed out for a quarter of your life until you carry a child, which will inevitability be far more painful!" Best of luck for you though! You'll be a great parent
I like how from 2:56 to 3:00, time goes back 5min, from 11:00 to 10:55. The Universe Complaints Bureau really is an entity that exists outside of time and space!
28 weeks pregnant in childbirth class, I will never forget the horror at seeing exactly how big 10 cm is. Fast forward a few weeks, and I was literally welcoming vaginal tearing just to be DONE, and I did not care at all about those 10 cm. Natures way of rearranging ones concerns....increase misery to create new perspectives. lol Congrats on the pregnancy and I can't want for sardonic videos about babies, toddlers, parenting and more!! :-)
Actually it's pretty common to have cramps in the first trimester from your uterus stretching to accommodate the embryo so we don't even get relief from that.
And then you bleed for like six weeks afterwards. And the first few days postpartum are way more intense than any normal period should be. There’s a reason they make those ginormous thick maxi pads.
I mean...I want to empathize, but Julie, you are as big as I was at 5 months. 😂 My first kid was 10 pounds 2 oz. And...for some stupid reason my body refused to give up any water, so I was so swollen I couldn't wear shoes. By the end, I had to wear men's flip flops (thank god it was summer 😂)
As someone currently going through a miscarriage. This joke hits a little different than it normally would. With that being said, this is a funny spin off of your previous "I want to cancel my period" video. Pregnancy is full of a lot of side effects and a painful final exam...but typically you get a present at the end. Hang in there, it'll get better. Please be careful what you wish for.
OMG. I have not seen your channel for about a year. Now I see you are pregnant - congratulations. Best of all, this was posted 10 months ago!!!!! congratulations again. To top it all off, now the UA-cam algorithm has found you again, I get to watch a lot of new content. 🙂
The gum chewing and the fingernails. Brilliant. xoxoxoxo (well, all of it is) You got this, Warrior Queen. Do I sense a possible series of, "I want to cancel?" 😙
anyway, i would live it at is. It has sense, it connects to the previews one, its clicky baity.. and people shouldnt be offended for everything now a days. This are comedy sketches, not research papers 😄
As a father of 5, I completely feel your pain... I too have had a hang nail.
Yep, hangnails are the worst, Ditzy Valley Girl receptionist is right!
imma throat punch you
@@julienolke Uh oh, someone's hunngy
😂😂😂
@@julienolke’m going to throat punch you got me so bad congratulations. I hope you have a great pregnancy. ❤
I love how committed Julie is to making these videos! The fact she would get pregnant just for this video, so inspiring!
😂😂
With all due respect, that’s ridiculous, nobody would get pregnant just for a video. Obviously she did it to make a whole series of videos.
@@jacobd1984 Not gonna lie you had me in the first half! lol
😂
😂😂😂😂
I can't wait for the delivery complaint. 😂
First I want the moving around complaint.
And the postpartum complain 😅
Wrong address?
🤫 don’t tell her
Plot twist: Delivery is nothing compared to nursing issues, diaper changes, spit up, blow out diapers, temper tantrums, teenagers, and paying for college.
I remember being surprised that turning sideways didn’t make it easier to squeeze through narrow spaces.
lol
They should give women whiskers during pregnancy so they know what they'll fit through
I still have cravings for Dill pickles!
I don't Like Dill pickles...🤢
@@JimAllen-Persona The hormones are trying. Try getting a close look, you can see the whiskers coming in.
You talking about Abortion
It took my wife like 3 months after giving birth to our daughter to go from "this sh*t sucks, never again, everything hurts" to "we need another one, being pregnant is so nice and awesome". Now we have 2.
Yes. So many backhanded comments between the men and women in my peer group about this:
-"It was the most uncomfortable 9 mos. of my life ended by one of the most traumatic hospital procedures I've ever had. So, I did it two more times."
-"It's like a roller coaster that leaves you with stitches in your taint and unable to get a solid night's sleep for months that you just can't stop riding."
- Expectant Mother: "You have no idea how difficult it is to go through this process."
Expectant Husband: "The first time you said it, I believed you. The second time you said it, I was polite and deferential. Now, it just seems like another conspiracy theory that I'll never have the answers to."
@@adamlucas4753I snorted so hard after reading your comment that i woke up my 1st child.
@@adamlucas4753 Their is literally a euphoria that happens in the brain, that makes you want to be pregnant again.
Like both things are true, and your body replaces the negative with the positive so you want to do it again.
It is some evolutionary feature that we have, and as a woman who wants to yeetus the teetuses (tubes) the idea of having that is THE MOST scary thing in the whole entire world. Like that is the scariest part of being pregnant. Not the potential for death, but the brains hijacking to want to play with that potential and trauma again after you do it the first time. 😵💫
I had to get a vasectomy to stop the temptation for number three. Babies are so awesome!
God. Hormones. They can make you do the strangest things. Like, I know they exist because hundreds of thousands of years ago, people had to have like, a dozen pregnancies just for 4 or 5 babies to survive to adolescence (the others would die in utero, in childbirth, or in the first few years of their life), so if humans didn't have this predilection for popping out tiny humans, we might not have made it as a species, but nowadays, this clear survival adaptation is a real pain in the butt (as are many other things our bodies make us do that we might otherwise not do).
I think the person after you has a better shot with the blinker complaint. Sincerely, Dad of 3
you're probably right
Just gotta refill the fluid
I remember filing a complaint to the exact same one and ended up pregnant too, it took me half an hour to explain her that I'm a man, the "exit strategy" just isn't going to work until she finally remembered that she just made me fat
Hey, you know if men were the ones to get pregnant the species would've died out a long time ago. The hospital stay would be nice though: topless nurses, big screen TV's, a bar for your buddies to hang out, and this same day in/out bullshit would never fly.
...damn now I try to remember which comedy show made a joke about male-pregnancy and "tuliping" as potential side-effect of the exit strategy...
@@JimAllen-Persona There are pregnant men too
@@Shuizid SNL. Episode with Chadwick Boseman.
@@riolagutin5870 he is talking about males, don't be dense.
An "explaining the pandemic to my past self" visit from current Julie to 10-months-ago Julie would be pretty epic right now.
She'd have to CGI the baby bump out of her "past" self....
@@johnmarx3919 just do face up shots of her past self. Maybe make it a zoom call to justify the strange framing
@@StellaBellaOlaor just sit with a blanket on or smht :)
For all we know she could've planned ahead and filmed her past self foot age when she wasn't showing yet. I wouldn't put it past her.
I've seen stranger. There's another youtuber who probably recorded like hundreds of clips about celebrities dying with his old haircut, then was able to be throwing them in to his videos like a year later.
Yeah, I think this one is on queue, just waiting for when things get really tough.
OMG, finally! I have been wanting to see someone address this in a comedic way! I'm pregnant with my first child (in my first trimester) and it sucks, I'm nauseous all the time, and tired and constantly have hiccups and heartburn and cramps I feel awful - if there was an entity to take complaints about this I would be right there with you!
In India women use a rose-jam called gulkand to deal with the nausea. I know this is little comfort, but i hope it may help.🙏
@@AJ-xm4xc Thank you! I'll definitely give that a shot!
THIS! I spent my whole pregnancy feeling awful and so so tired and people kept telling me that I will miss it when it'll be over. Well my baby is 10 weeks old and I don't miss anything from my pregnancy. Having a baby is freaking awesome tho! 😄
@@K4mylle Agreed! I much prefer my babies out than in 😂!
From a father's point of view...
Thank you for your service.
Way back in the dark ages (College in the 70’s) I had a very good platonic friendship with a coed. While she never discussed it directly it was clear she had an unhappy childhood with the added joy of unpleasant b/f’s. She swore never to get in involved relationship with a guy. Never to live with a guy. Never get married & absolutely never ever get pregnant.
Well she met a guy. I was there when it happened & it was beyond Hollywood cute. I pulled him aside & I told him 1) she & I were only pals 2) that if he was serious I told him how to court her.
The next semester I was helping her move in with him (I gave her a raised eyebrows & she told me to shut up). A couple years later he said that he was willing to relocate to be with her so she could get her dream job but only if this meant a long term commitment. She called me in astonishment that she was engaged. Then she found herself on the wedding planning ride. Then a couple of years later she called me terrified in panic telling me that she was pregnant. She rhetorically asked how all this had happened. I said how there was special thing that Mommy & Daddy did….she told me to shut up.
All during her pregnancy she was so scared of turning into her Mother. Her husband (we had long before become friends) told me that had a tough delivery. That she had collapsed in exhaustion. After she woke up she ask to see the baby. Husband told me that she was so nervous. Then they could hear the pediatric returning with the baby. Husband said she held the baby just staring at him. Finally, she looked up & told her husband with firm determination, “I can do this!”
She did the ‘80’s thing of career & parenthood. Husband was fully involved & they even had a daughter. Every now & again she & I reflect on how life played out. It was good.
Sounds like you are a good friend, they are lucky to have you.
@@Dragonryder-iv6vi I am lucky to have them in my life.
That is wonderful to hear. So glad she found not only a good husband but a good friend too.
I'm so happy for you both. Happy to know she made a better life with better people for herself with a family to love n rely on, including you. Also happy to know y'all are still pals cuz that bond n trust with each other is valuable n should be treasured.
you're a great friend!!
I love how well you do both sides. Brilliant!
thanks!
what do you mean both sides?
@@Alex-fy7scboth characters
@@msjkramey erm, no. These are two separate people. Can't you see?
@@osheridan Yeah, I find it suspicious that the clones got pregnant at the same time. She hides it but you can still tell.
The Valley Girl Receptionist is by far my favorite character you do. Keep up the great work!
This is perfect because it certainly shows how much the universe doesn’t care! You’ve got this Julie!
Pre-natal depression is a real thing and almost no one talks about it. Like not only "I'm tired, everything hurts, I can't sleep", but real dark shit like fear, phobias, profound sadness. And things get really bad when all your friends try to belittle your weird (hormonal) fears or tell you how they loooved being pregnant, it was the best time ever.
Very very true. It most certainly is not the best time ever. You're friends of full of shyt*.
(On my second pregnancy and typing this while I lay in bed sleep deprived because this thing in there makes it impossible.)
How is Mirror Julie handling her pregnancy?
She must have had massive alcohol withdrawal symptoms.
😮
I think that was the pregnancy reveal video
@@alphakowaclips yes, but at the end during the supporter's roll, Mirror Julie realized shew was pregnant too and was like "OMG what is this? I'm not doing that, this is on you".
I want another visit with Mirror Julie and I would adore another visit with Past Julie :)
Mirror Julie is having a phantom pregnancy.
Turns out everyone in the mirror-verse is a little drunk all the time, even the babies.
TL, DR: Expect 8-14 solid hours of Mirror-Epidural Julie.
First kid, wife got an epidural. She's watching TV. I'm keeping half an eye on heart rate and CTG (monitoring contractions) machines. I get up to go to the bathroom, come back and notice the rise/fall on the CTG plot. She's watching TV nonplussed. "You just had a contraction.?" [looks at chart] "I did?"
When she said she understood and came back with the hang nail - the timing and delivery really hit me. I got a good belly laugh out of it. 😂
It's amazing how Julie is able to create believable characters with completely different energy and personality in the same skit.
I love Julie's physical devotion to this skit series.
Especially that last shot.
I'm secretly looking forward to the post-birth skits about labour and delivery. But, I hope your real labour is relatively quick and easy!
Okay but the blinker problem is also real, finally someone said it 👏
You should do a new series: Explaining my pregnancy to my past self.
I remember seeing your period complaint video and the same day I saw it you posted your pregnancy announcement. I found it hilarious and was hoping you’d make this video next.
Bamm! You are cutting to the core, drilling into the foundation of Comedy Doctrine: The absolute hilarity in how randomly and how incompetently the Universe is being managed. -C
I felt the blinker thing at the end
Part 1 - I want to cancel my period
Part 2 - I want to cancel my pregnancy
Looking forward to Part 3 - I want to cancel my labour/childbirth.
don't forget wanting to cancel motherhood those first few months. if only to get some sleep!
@@allisonsmith8025 only the first few months?
And Part 4 I want to cancel my parenthood! 😅
Amen to just wanting sleep the first year period. Have to have a part 5 Canceling the 2nd pregnancy and wondering how the hell you did it again knowing whats coming lol.
Then there's the milk thing...
cutest pregnant girl ive ever seen. hope ur baby comes out healthy n good. its rough.
I want to cancel my period no wait now I can only type run-on sentences without pregnant pauses
I'm single and childless so I have no experience obviously in pregnancy, but has a woman I can sympathize with you, I'm sure once the little human comes out you will love him or her to pieces, ( at least that's what I've heard happens) lol Best of luck to you, hang in there, you got this!!!
My littles are elementary age now, but, I remember being 8 months with my first and realizing that I couldn’t reach my sneakers to tie them up….so, I sat down on the floor to tie them….and, then realized my bump was so big that I couldn’t lean forwards enough to stand back up.
So, I had to rock back and forth, rocking horse style, to get enough momentum to tip me forwards enough, over my bump, that my hands could reach the floor to push me up😂.
Humbling times, pregnancy is….
My husband and I are trying for a baby. I look forward to complaining to the universe and as I'm pushing out the baby in agony, I say to my husband "Imma throat punch you". 🤣🤣🤣
The blinker not matching up with the car's music 😜🤣😂
All jokes aside, congratulations Julie on your pregnancy! Love from Finland 💙
I mean, considering the experiences I've had recently on customer service calls, I'm literally shocked Julie was able to get a real Julie to talk to in person. These days it's just all _robo-Julies_ everywhere (and soon to be replaced by AI Julies, ugh)
Ugh I hate the robot calls. They charge extra to talk to a real person , but their robot choices seem to be limited to 1. Make a full payment
did you touch live wires? is the only way to get "literally socked".
@@elazarpimentel5340 gosh this is a helpful reply. Hope your day gets better!
To be fair, I don't think this consultant would be much help either 😂
Sorry Julie, you should have read the fine print on the contract.....no alterations, no cancelation allowed!!!
Canada has a 9 month cancellation policy.
Also, I hear new models are really popular on the pre-owned market.
It’s definitely not 9 months… At that point it’s a birth not a cancellation
Sooo, no alterations... No life saving foetal surgery then. What a shame.
@@DeathnoteBB In 1988, as a result of R. v. Morgentaler, the abortion law in Canada was struck down. It's never been replaced. However it would be difficult to find someone in Canada willing to perform an abortion in the 3rd trimester even though it's not illegal.
Infanticide also has a lower penalty than murder in Canada with a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison (unless it's prosecuted as a murder).
@@DeathnoteBB I mean, they probably only do it at that point for life threatening emergencies but still...
Hey, congratulations Julie!
The days go slow but the years go fast. Enjoy every minute. Looking forward to the baby humour. The teen humour will come way too fast.
I love that you planned this so far ahead you could have a Julie with a flat tummy come in at the end.
Wow! That bit about the blinker was actually funny!!
Nice one!
I lol'd when Julie said _possibly_ pooping on a hospital bed 😆
At the risk of TMI - I can vouch that this doesn’t always happen.
I actually learnt this from "Scrubs" I've never had a baby and was too scared to ask anyone
That is like the BEST pregnancy prosthetic I have ever seen! So natural looking!
Your both complaints are so valid, they should upgrade these things ASAP! (Hope you'll feel better soon)
Also: I love the Universe Complaint Center.
The disappointment of Ryan not picking up and saying hi there hello.... id like to file a complaint please
Don't worry-- in 20 years or so, you'll get your old life back, sort of. This parenting thing goes on FOREVER! Congrats and best of luck.
But in 20 y she dont want her live back. She likely dont remember.....In 20y she is clueless how to get on.
@@stefanmargraf7878 If you're lucky, it's 20 years. My oldest daughter is turning 30 and still home (but she's working full time and going to school full time). My youngest (25) is in grad school to get certified as a teacher and still living home. I'd like to sell this house and move somewhere smaller with less maintenance but that doesn't seem to be coming in the future. Actually, you're right, after the kids get older you're back to learning how to deal with each other.
If you're unlucky, your children, at 21 & 16, will lie to the court and kick you out of your own home with nothing. 10 years after that you'll wish you were dead because that is preferable to never being able to hug, talk to, small, hear the voices of your children again
The love I have for them far exceeds what I thought was possible.
I guess they don't feel the same
A friend asked his mom when did she stop worrying about him and her brother constantly (he was 55 and his brother 53 ), she thought about it and said "I think when your brother turned fifty I relaxes a bit". Stuck in my mind for some reason.
@@elazarpimentel5340 That sounds about right. :-)
Oh my god, can you even imagine getting a hang nail while pregnant? That would be the WORST.
Eh, at least it would take your mind off the pregnancy for a bit..
Ooh, yeah. That is *such* a good one.
You just cut the finger off at that point.
We want a Julie explaining pregnancy to her past self!
I watch her all the time, and each new video impresses me again with how, even though we know that it's all her, they feel like completely different people! And I think that she is getting better at it too ❤😊
Despite all the complaints, pregnancy hasnt gotten in the way of your humor!❤
Great art is a product of great suffering.😆
I legitimately thought this was a gag and was impressed by the fake belly but ohmigod, congratulations! 👏🎉
Some guy is on the hook for 20 years of child support just for this sketch.
Julie you’re just so GOOD at this
I watched Julie initially because of the Collab with Ryan George and forgot about her until this video got recommended.
She's fantastic!
Me and wify made same mistake ... she doesn't like it either. good luck to you and to us!
"That doesn't really sound like me..." This was hilarious! New subbie
Uh oh, you are going to lose hours just watching the backlog for the first time... don't make any weekend plans!
👍👍joy and comfort to you during this incredibly traumatic time 💜👍
Love that last bit. Nice.
Julie, I don’t know if you’ll see this, but you are amazing and I promise you, YOU CAN DO THIS.
Half way through pregnancy & I’m right there with you, Julie.
🥨🥨here you go, i thought you might be hungry
My kids are 23,24,25 now. Pregnancy does suck! Mother nature has a wicked dark sense of humor! Please understand that you're not alone. 💜.
Rebound pregnancies! 😅
Either efficient or addicted (baby bender)😜
@Tragoudistros.MPH Neither...actually. not enough education, empowerment, or encouragement within my family system. I was 22 by the time I had my last one. I was different with my kids. I'm 46 now and started college a couple of years ago for Psychology and Sexual Science with an emphasis in ADHD.
@@jenniferbates2811 You are an absolute rockstar. Good luck with school and whatever comes after! ❤️
@@jenniferbates2811 oooh, congratulations on your success and your mature perspective!
Many get trapped in that cycle, and only the strongest persevere as you are doing 😁
@@carafry4606 Thank you so much. 💜. Have an amazing year!
I wish that someone could warn you in advance about the intense pain and hormone swings that you experience over the duration of the nine months. But once you finally hold your baby in your arms, it more than makes up for the painful process. 👶
But, does it though? I LOVE my kids. Doesn't change how annoyed I still am at having been pregnant. 😂
There was a drug for that.
Doesn't remove the pain, but makes you forget about it, as if it never happened.
Makes you forget you ever delivered the baby, too ... which was the biggest issue, lots of women didn't accept them as their own since they had no recollection of it.
Hormones probably warp the mind on that one :p
For me, pregnancy was great. I was a bit nauseous at the start and had some back pain towards the end, but I mostly enjoyed it. I was in labour for days and even that wasn't too bad. My trouble started when the baby came and I was hit with severe post-partum depression. It took over a year to start functioning better again. I always wanted to be pregnant again, but there's no way I was willing to have another baby.
sometimes. the first time i held my baby i was terrified i was going to break her and utterly baffled as to why anyone felt i was capable of handling this responsibility. i didn't want to go home unless i could bring a team of nurses with me.
"There's an exit strategy" lmaoo
Boyfriend is like "Damn she's blaming the universe instead of me SCORE!"
Biology is so rough. "Oh yeah, I'm gonna make you bleed out for a quarter of your life until you carry a child, which will inevitability be far more painful!"
Best of luck for you though! You'll be a great parent
Hilarious skit! Hope you feel better Julie. Baby is lucky to have a famous funny Mom like you.
I feel like this series could go on for a lifetime 😂
Yea, now I want that blinker complaint so bad
Grats on the million subscribers Julie! You've earned it. Good luck and all the health with all the things to come. We love you.
So, the next gifts are "sleepless nights", "terrible twos", "teenage years", etc.
i love how the negative google review was the turning point for helping
OMG!! I know your pain!! I once had this hangnail... 😂
Universe: One star. Refuses to respond to reasonable complaints. Would not universe again.
I found that it is WAY better to just practice the baby making part. It's worked really well for me.
The universe, replacing one problem with another since forever
What a wacky inner conversation; Gritty tough yet keeping it silly? Amazing fine line to write on. Clever
The look after the hangnail comment was priceless, as well as the "I'm gonna Throat punch you" LOVE IT!!!!!
Julie does so many personalities that it's hard to know which one is closest to her true self.
I like how from 2:56 to 3:00, time goes back 5min, from 11:00 to 10:55. The Universe Complaints Bureau really is an entity that exists outside of time and space!
28 weeks pregnant in childbirth class, I will never forget the horror at seeing exactly how big 10 cm is. Fast forward a few weeks, and I was literally welcoming vaginal tearing just to be DONE, and I did not care at all about those 10 cm. Natures way of rearranging ones concerns....increase misery to create new perspectives. lol Congrats on the pregnancy and I can't want for sardonic videos about babies, toddlers, parenting and more!! :-)
First trimester constipation turned pooping during delivery from a fear into a daydream real dang fast
THE BLINKER ISSUE! Thank you for bringing this to the complaint department. And the windshield wiper, too, please.
Either that is great costume effects, or I haven't been to this channel in a while.
The latter
No effects. She really did have a nasty hangnail.
ALWAYS… BRILLIANT
Yes, be careful what you wish for. This temporary period remover has side effects. And do not forget to drink for two!
The classic, complaints department is there to hear complaints, not resolve them.
It's so ironic that yeah, you don't have cramps for like 9 months, but it's a trade for nausea, bloating and irritability. Still, congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
Those are also common period symptoms too. Basically, we can't win 😆
Actually it's pretty common to have cramps in the first trimester from your uterus stretching to accommodate the embryo so we don't even get relief from that.
Yep - periods are nothing compared to pregnancy!
And then you bleed for like six weeks afterwards. And the first few days postpartum are way more intense than any normal period should be. There’s a reason they make those ginormous thick maxi pads.
@Britta Unfiltered
And then pain from about 24 weeks due to the tendons and ligaments in the pelvis stretching. Plus back pain.
The shirt and open pants!! Nice touch.
I mean, this is some real next level method acting. Imagine getting pregnant just for a 5 minute comedy sketch
Now you've done it, Julie. From now on, Every time I put on my blinker while playing music it's gonna drive me nuts! :-0
Children are a complete crap shoot. We hope for the best, and work toward a positive (mostly) trend. Wish you all the best !
Air Dialing the number killed me 🤣
Does Ryan George know?
The universe character is giving Alexis Schitt from Schitt's Creek vibes! 😄
I mean...I want to empathize, but Julie, you are as big as I was at 5 months. 😂 My first kid was 10 pounds 2 oz. And...for some stupid reason my body refused to give up any water, so I was so swollen I couldn't wear shoes. By the end, I had to wear men's flip flops (thank god it was summer 😂)
She still has a few months to go.
The average period cycle is 28 days . Your complainant number is 166474 which added together = 28 ! Please don’t name your new boy Damien😈
The blinkers line at the end is hilarious 😂😂😂
I hated pregnancy too, but you will forget all about it when you get the prize. Hang tough, girly.
Sorry, honey. You bought the ticket, now you gotta take the ride.
imagine the baby seeing this years later and being like "she didnt want me?!?"
When he/she is old enough, I think she can find the humour in this. Eventually.
I reckon any kid of Julie’s will have a good enough understanding of comedy to be able to work out that it’s Julie playing a character.
“Hi, I wanna complain about how my blinker never matches up the music I’m listening to in my car” *YES.*
As someone currently going through a miscarriage. This joke hits a little different than it normally would. With that being said, this is a funny spin off of your previous "I want to cancel my period" video. Pregnancy is full of a lot of side effects and a painful final exam...but typically you get a present at the end. Hang in there, it'll get better. Please be careful what you wish for.
Sending you lots of love and support. I'm sorry for what you're going through. ❤️
@@carafry4606 thank you! This is the most emotionally and physically painful thing I've ever gone through and I have a son.
OMG. I have not seen your channel for about a year. Now I see you are pregnant - congratulations. Best of all, this was posted 10 months ago!!!!! congratulations again. To top it all off, now the UA-cam algorithm has found you again, I get to watch a lot of new content. 🙂
There is no "possibly" pooping on a hospital bed. You will poop.
The gum chewing and the fingernails. Brilliant. xoxoxoxo (well, all of it is) You got this, Warrior Queen. Do I sense a possible series of, "I want to cancel?" 😙
Great sketch. Maybe workshop the title a bit more??
I laughed, got slightly triggered, than nodded. I think the title is perfectly confronting!
The title matches her other video, which was "I want to cancel my period"
i think the title doesnt reflect a view on pregnancy, is just a follow up to the "i want to cancel my period please" sketch.
Yeah.... very awkward title. Most people wouldn't know it matches the other one.
anyway, i would live it at is. It has sense, it connects to the previews one, its clicky baity.. and people shouldnt be offended for everything now a days. This are comedy sketches, not research papers 😄