When your mom watches you cook {Thanksgiving Edition}

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  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  3 роки тому +497

    Worst dish/food experience on Thanksgiving?

    • @tinalee7440
      @tinalee7440 3 роки тому +110

      My parents had a HUGE fight and the both stormed off into different rooms and didn’t come out until around midnight. Meanwhile, we all was scared to touch the food or ask either of them if we could eat so we starved till they came back down stairs.😩

    • @nunyabusiness3625
      @nunyabusiness3625 3 роки тому +48

      This would be my grandma and my vegan behind. I'll just end up sulking while she takes over.

    • @markeshiajones5789
      @markeshiajones5789 3 роки тому +47

      Going to my aunt (married in) and uncle house mixed the families and she let her family be in charged of the food. Let's just say the dressing was dark as dirt I don't know what they call themselves making😭

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +53

      Somebody cooked chitlins one year….but didn’t clean ‘em good!🤢

    • @pigsnum1
      @pigsnum1 3 роки тому +80

      My family does a potluck, my cousins mom brought macaroni and cheese. It was so pretty and yellow and cheesy. MY mama gets a big spoonful and it was SWEET 😂😂😂 She put sugar in her Mac and cheese y'all!!!! 🤢

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks  3 роки тому +2293

    THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE that comes from cooking in front of the elders is CRAZYYYYY!!!

    • @cheriarichard2698
      @cheriarichard2698 3 роки тому +22

      Absolutely 🤣

    • @rainbowmocasin1
      @rainbowmocasin1 3 роки тому +15

      I put my foot in it a hunnid times over .i dare sombody to try and tell me sumpen thats 100% facts

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +56

      Yes, Lord! Don’t try no new dishes, either…..you might be in for some trouble if you decide to “speriment” …..🤣

    • @evolved93
      @evolved93 3 роки тому +34

      They all like “YEEN FINNA KXLL US WITH YO CONCOCTIONS!”🤣

    • @heathertea2704
      @heathertea2704 3 роки тому +8

      SOOOOOOOO critical.😏

  • @Only1_Me
    @Only1_Me 3 роки тому +1216

    "When I die, don't cook for my repast... you just sit there and cry" ☠️😂🤣

    • @theessenceofsuccess888
      @theessenceofsuccess888 3 роки тому +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WWambition
      @WWambition 3 роки тому +34

      That took me out.

    • @GiftedGospelSingers
      @GiftedGospelSingers 3 роки тому +26

      Purposely searched through the comments for this one, cause I knew somebody else had to feel that but me 😂

    • @Only1_Me
      @Only1_Me 3 роки тому +28

      @@GiftedGospelSingers mama and that wig was throwing nothing but punches but that one was the knockout blow 🤣😂

    • @curlygurl43
      @curlygurl43 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chylolaethai
    @Chylolaethai 2 роки тому +53

    I brought whole cranberry sauce to my granny house in 2001, she still mad

  • @t.p.h.1828
    @t.p.h.1828 3 роки тому +334

    Can we just take a half a second to give it up for the bounce of those curls in mama's wig?!👏🏽....Yes ma'am! 😀

  • @OhthatsChauna
    @OhthatsChauna 2 роки тому +10

    “I’ve been cooking since I was born” 👌🏽👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeeAnn02
    @DeeAnn02 3 роки тому +1541

    Wanna bet mama is going to end up cooking the whole meal to her standard.

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 роки тому +42

      Yes. Get out ma kitchen 🙅🏾‍♀️

    • @lashan3103
      @lashan3103 3 роки тому +17

      Facts ....😂

    • @anoelsilliw5256
      @anoelsilliw5256 3 роки тому +53

      "Can I help you for a second?" Next thing you know it's three hours later and the whole meal has been done😭

    • @jo5755
      @jo5755 3 роки тому +16

      My mom on a regular day. Takes right over

    • @storieswithdom
      @storieswithdom 3 роки тому +14

      I thought it was just my mom 😂❤️

  • @JessicaLanear
    @JessicaLanear 3 роки тому +1344

    As we speak, I’m in the middle of a generational kitchen fight!! My great aunt put my momma’s turkey in the oven with no seasoning or not my momma’s seasoning and permission. My mom just went back to the store to get a whole other turkey. It’s serious around here y’all!!

    • @ejspeaks
      @ejspeaks  3 роки тому +256

      OH.MY.GAWD ☠☠☠☠

    • @JessicaLanear
      @JessicaLanear 3 роки тому +192

      @@ejspeaks one Turkey in the over, one on the counter. I wish I could send a picture. 🤣🤣

    • @keashiclem
      @keashiclem 3 роки тому +207

      Girl Im screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mama said "not my damn turkey!!!" Huh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @msch3891
      @msch3891 3 роки тому +90

      That's how it is 🤣 Everybody is serious about their dishes

    • @jazminem1620
      @jazminem1620 3 роки тому +108

      We will pray and send an army to break up fight!!lol

  • @SavannahSylver
    @SavannahSylver 3 роки тому +1024

    Don't cook for my repast... let Ethel an nem handle all the cooking.💀

  • @tamekagilford8835
    @tamekagilford8835 3 роки тому +18

    “Some of the Pet milk…”yes Lord!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @truediva18
    @truediva18 2 роки тому +13

    This is why we need Big Mama back and teaching cooking classes

  • @wenonakuhrman878
    @wenonakuhrman878 3 роки тому +335

    " this ain't the time to 'spearmint!" 🤣

  • @LadyLexxx
    @LadyLexxx 3 роки тому +572

    "Bout semny-two degrees" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ejspeaks
      @ejspeaks  3 роки тому +65

      ☠☠☠☠

    • @tillyj2132
      @tillyj2132 3 роки тому +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like what degrees 😳. Omg hilarious! EJ is a mess😁

  • @pamelaarias5586
    @pamelaarias5586 3 роки тому +739

    When mom says she's going to watch you cook, just get ready for a marathon of do's and don'ts.

    • @christywheeler1
      @christywheeler1 3 роки тому +4

      😆😆😆

    • @LIVEINPEACE2023
      @LIVEINPEACE2023 3 роки тому +12

      And more don’ts than do’s!!!

    • @Jesus.SaVeS77
      @Jesus.SaVeS77 3 роки тому +6

      Gdm. @ Pamela Arias, 😀😆👍🏾that's soo Right. 😆😂
      I wish'd I cud taste, eat my Mother's Southern soul foods with her again. RIP/RIH Mama.

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 роки тому +6

      Not a marathon Lmaooo

    • @dolomitefan1767
      @dolomitefan1767 3 роки тому +8

      Get ready to be triggered

  • @cherieveal
    @cherieveal 3 роки тому +39

    "I've been cooking since I was born" Now that part had me rolling.😂😂😂

  • @TheTCMfan
    @TheTCMfan 3 роки тому +72

    Lol 🤣 This is my mom all that’s missing is my dad yelling from the den “don’t let that gurl burn down our kitchen”

    • @Chich8058
      @Chich8058 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThatGirlDee86
    @ThatGirlDee86 3 роки тому +1323

    Is this Ms. Jackie's relative? They both have that, "I'm not in your business but I'm in your business" spirit.

    • @KahnKerrer74
      @KahnKerrer74 3 роки тому +61

      Yes. She a relative...and if mama ain't there to guide, then she will send cousin Robert...he know what to do!! Lmao 🤣 🤣

    • @ThatGirlDee86
      @ThatGirlDee86 3 роки тому +30

      @@KahnKerrer74 Robert for DAMM sure knows what to do!

    • @MarquitaR
      @MarquitaR 3 роки тому +14

      Lol this is miss Jackie niece lol or her daughter lol

    • @thatboycjsings
      @thatboycjsings 3 роки тому +22

      This has to be miss Jackie’s sister

    • @ChaunMatayen
      @ChaunMatayen 3 роки тому +18

      That's Ms. Jackie's mama's sister, the one who always cooked under their mom haha

  • @BlueShockwave21
    @BlueShockwave21 3 роки тому +106

    Thanksgiving is the Super Bowl for black moms & grandmas. The Super Bowl ain't the time to be trying brand new plays, stick to what we've been practicing all year.

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 3 роки тому +21

      Stick to the rivers and lakes that you’re use to 😶😑🙄😒😩😩😂🤣

    • @9thborn
      @9thborn 3 роки тому +6

      🤣Facts

    • @9thborn
      @9thborn 3 роки тому +7

      @@DK-qj7cr don't go chasing waterfalls on Thanksgiving 🤣

  • @foundfavor
    @foundfavor 3 роки тому +295

    When I die, don't cook for me. Let Ethel nem cook for the repast. You just sit and cry!" LOL

    • @pretaporterp
      @pretaporterp 3 роки тому +17

      The sit down and cry had me OUT! LOL!!

    • @angelreney3662
      @angelreney3662 3 роки тому +6

      💀😂😂

    • @Momzke3
      @Momzke3 3 роки тому +4

      Took me out lol

    • @JCLime
      @JCLime 3 роки тому +4

      Flatlined ok 😂😂😂

    • @jasmineavery4870
      @jasmineavery4870 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is MY GRANNY!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItsmeTinaP
    @ItsmeTinaP 3 роки тому +51

    “You the chef! Chef it up” 😂😂😂 I’m laughing too hard because this is my mom. Man I was too ready to move out of her house. Ain’t looked back since 😂😂😂

  • @byrdiebae8774
    @byrdiebae8774 3 роки тому +62

    This is too funny. My gma did my mom like this a couple of years back. My mom commented that her dressing was thick when she was trying to mix her ingredients. My gma, without looking at my mom, said did you put chicken broth in it. She hadn't. That's still 💯 one of our funniest holiday moments.

    • @bakende1103
      @bakende1103 2 роки тому +4

      I pretty much use chicken broth in everything that calls for water in a savory dish. Even mashed potatoes to boil the potatoes.

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 Рік тому +1

      ​@BA Kende yep! Adds flavor

  • @tanyac123
    @tanyac123 3 роки тому +165

    "Let me tell you how to do this one thing, then I'll get out of your way..." says every mama about EVERYTHING!!! 🤣

    • @Mzdede670
      @Mzdede670 Рік тому

      Now I won’t do it to my daughter in law because that’s her house and kitchen. But if my son in there cooking something then I’m standing right there slightly shaking my head “Just a little bit more seasoning” 😂😮

    • @Ice-c-o8q
      @Ice-c-o8q Рік тому

      Not my mother. She used to watch me like I was putting on a show and would gasp when I did something she didn't know how to do.

  • @saradavis9137
    @saradavis9137 3 роки тому +110

    “You the cook, you the chef...chef it up !” 😂😂

    • @bridgetgilliam1837
      @bridgetgilliam1837 3 роки тому +3

      Ejspeaks will make you pee on yourself with her foolishness 😂😂😂

  • @Leota18
    @Leota18 3 роки тому +62

    Add seasoning until the spirit of our ancestors whisper enough.
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    • @SoulSistah1LM
      @SoulSistah1LM 3 роки тому

      Yep! That's why I don't want anyone else in the kitchen with me when I'm cooking!

  • @mrhymer95
    @mrhymer95 3 роки тому +39

    This had me hollering! Old school moms don't play, they will tell you about yourself especially when it comes to cooking and raising children.

  • @chassityperkins8644
    @chassityperkins8644 Рік тому +5

    Don’t cook for my repast😂😂😂😂

  • @QUEENBirdgang86
    @QUEENBirdgang86 3 роки тому +380

    And that’s why I’m going to her house to eat and not cooking 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ML-zj3ph
      @ML-zj3ph 3 роки тому +3

      😂 😆 😝

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 3 роки тому +2

      Right. 'Cuz, she's gonna have all tasting correct and seasoned! And she won't kill us.

    • @QUEENBirdgang86
      @QUEENBirdgang86 3 роки тому

      Lol big facts 😂😂😂 @M J

    • @ifeefee6964
      @ifeefee6964 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly!!! 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanny5890
    @shanny5890 3 роки тому +280

    "When I die don't cook for my repast!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bkrunz
      @Bkrunz 3 роки тому +28

      “Just come and cry”

    • @shaneedastaples1209
      @shaneedastaples1209 3 роки тому +10

      This line took me ALL the way out! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @pamshairexpo3892
      @pamshairexpo3892 3 роки тому +1

      That part😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MalikJS18
    @MalikJS18 3 роки тому +404

    This is my grandma when she tell me how to stir and the part “I’m not going tell you how to make it but” 😂

  • @angelstar260
    @angelstar260 3 роки тому +13

    Not let Ethel do the food while you just sit there and cry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took me out!

  • @akosuamroney
    @akosuamroney 3 роки тому +4

    “You just putting red dust on your food” 😂😂

  • @jojobean2309
    @jojobean2309 3 роки тому +332

    My mom passed 6 years back when I was in my twenties, she always tried to teach me to cook like her. I regret it now but I am teaching myself. I hope she's proud.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +23

      She is. ♥️

    • @ksy4747
      @ksy4747 3 роки тому +9

      I am sure she is cheering you on and perhaps giving an advice or two from the sidelines now. 🙏❤ I lost my mother in May and she would make the yummies duck on Thanksgiving (in addition to turkey) last few years. Shame I didn't get the recipe.

    • @jojobean2309
      @jojobean2309 3 роки тому +3

      @@ksy4747 the recipes 😂

    • @jessiemac4970
      @jessiemac4970 2 роки тому +3

      💙🙏🏾

    • @allegralockett1567
      @allegralockett1567 2 роки тому +5

      She is proud. God bless you.

  • @aroyaldiadem3873
    @aroyaldiadem3873 3 роки тому +64

    Man that momma hair be convicting the mess outta you! lololol

  • @sweetcarahmel
    @sweetcarahmel 3 роки тому +122

    The "liiiiiittle bit mo milk" is my Momma!😂😂😂

    • @allisonrena
      @allisonrena 3 роки тому +1

      Yea …. Little bit more little bit more STOP! Is what i hear. When i pour a tad bit more then what i was supposed to, she fixing it quickly! She Says Its okay and proceeds to work a miracle….

    • @sweetcarahmel
      @sweetcarahmel 3 роки тому

      @@allisonrena 😂😂😂

  • @WelcometoChickenlandia
    @WelcometoChickenlandia 2 роки тому +2

    I mean she's right about the paprika LOL

  • @mojisoladeji
    @mojisoladeji 3 роки тому +7

    That throat-clearing is universal in the Black world. I'm Nigerian and that, or eye contact, is your cue to be👏🏾 have 👏🏾

  • @tiffanymatthews1459
    @tiffanymatthews1459 3 роки тому +149

    Pet milk! Lissen! If your thanksgiving lineup doesn’t include a recipes the calls for pet milk you ain’t doing it right!

  • @Sisipooh
    @Sisipooh 3 роки тому +235

    “I been cookin since I was born” got burnt 11teen times on my baby arms but The food was good wasn’t it

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 роки тому +7

      🙌🏽

    • @DuvaLH3
      @DuvaLH3 3 роки тому +3

      Not baby arms 😂. But for real, the burns on my grandma’s forearms was how you KNEW it was gon be good

  • @dtrice9867
    @dtrice9867 3 роки тому +138

    Every Aunte in the world "I been cooking since I was born" ...I'm dead 😃

  • @theloftons8297
    @theloftons8297 3 роки тому +20

    My brother has a vegan girlfriend and she came over for Thanksgiving. I asked my husband not to use meat in the vegetables (he did most of the cooking) and he said "she eats what we eat or she brings her own". I made some veggies just for her so she wouldn't feel left out; but, by the end of the day she was eating everything except the ham.

    • @Rhiaanon
      @Rhiaanon 3 роки тому +5

      😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @catherinewhite8719
    @catherinewhite8719 3 роки тому +4

    The way you say, "Oh my Lord"! These are triggering words for me!😂😂😂

  • @miraclesblessings5044
    @miraclesblessings5044 3 роки тому +240

    Don't forget about them telling you to wash the dishes as you go along. My great grandmother always says "I know you ain't touching anything in my kitchen and you didn't wash your hands"

    • @Yourstruly4.0
      @Yourstruly4.0 3 роки тому +35

      Yes "keep your kitchen clean as you cook, run you a lil dish water and have your dish rag on the side" ...mama was right tho lol

    • @cog_adh6392
      @cog_adh6392 3 роки тому +21

      'Clean as you go' is what my mom always says, lol. She's right tho 😂

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +7

      @@cog_adh6392 ‘Clean as you go’. I felt that one. That’s Mom, all day.🙂She’ll either say that one or quote scripture like ‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” 😂

    • @toroitichcherono7921
      @toroitichcherono7921 3 роки тому +13

      Wooh, I was just talking to my niece about that yesterday! How many times do I need to remind her to clean as she goes?! Then she's standing in the kitchen at 9pm looking at a stack of dishes, talking bout she's tired! I can't! I raised her better than that because my mother raised me better than that.

    • @TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1
      @TheMarvelousBeautyChannel1 3 роки тому +5

      That was my grandmother's favorite...

  • @SavannahSylver
    @SavannahSylver 3 роки тому +43

    You see how my elbow is up??? 😩😩😩

  • @brahmabkitty03
    @brahmabkitty03 3 роки тому +29

    If this ain’t errrbody Mama, Auntie and Grandma 😂🤣

  • @justanotherdayinstl6451
    @justanotherdayinstl6451 3 роки тому +17

    I watched this last night and am still chuckling at “I can SEE there ain’t enough seasoning” lol

  • @kenyattagibson6389
    @kenyattagibson6389 3 роки тому +3

    The way them judgemental motherly curls be bouncing ever so jubilant, defiant and and disdainfully🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealDealHunny
    @TheRealDealHunny 3 роки тому +144

    "you can have your vegan macaroni on the side, but we gonna have the regular macaroni with the cholesterol" lol 😆😆

  • @richandjoy
    @richandjoy 3 роки тому +162

    I am sending this to my Mama right now. This will be us tomorrow. Lord give me strength! Lol

    • @specialk8696
      @specialk8696 3 роки тому +5

      Enjoy 😆😆😆🙏🏽

    • @pattywilliams788
      @pattywilliams788 3 роки тому +5

      My mother, God Rest Her Soul, was a patient teacher, but my sister-she is the sweetest person normally, but she has to have some things done her way. I usually close my eyes, take a deep breath and let her do it. Except for my dressing-I will fight anybody over my cornbread dressing! 😤

  • @antoinelk00
    @antoinelk00 3 роки тому +67

    This be my momma, but the only thing is that she Asian and she be 2 times more angry with my cooking than my black daddy lol

  • @catherinewhite8719
    @catherinewhite8719 3 роки тому +4

    "Ok, I'm bout to say, I know she gon' use butta!"😂😂😂
    I'm hollering over here! I detect NO lies in this video!😂😂😂

  • @QuitasBanana
    @QuitasBanana 3 роки тому +215

    I knew mama was lying bout just watching when I saw her wearing that apron. She tipped from the other room to the kitchen to the actual mixing to the eventual cooking. This kinda pressure busts pipes. But that repast shade. 😂😂

    • @EdenCroft
      @EdenCroft 3 роки тому +15

      That repast shade was stone-cold :)

    • @WWambition
      @WWambition 3 роки тому +12

      “This kinda pressure busts pipes”

    • @HealthWithHilary
      @HealthWithHilary 3 роки тому +3

      😭😂😂

  • @blackbutterfly8338
    @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +785

    That wig, I swear, is everything and in active duty!🤣😂🤣😂 Ms Glenda can cook for me any day! Happy Thanksgiving, Fam!

    • @jessicaaudate
      @jessicaaudate 3 роки тому +11

      Active duty! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @naye5178
      @naye5178 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @jai3380
      @jai3380 3 роки тому +3

      OK, LOL! Too funny! Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

    • @tanmack8655
      @tanmack8655 3 роки тому

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • @Miss_Dani_DWhit
      @Miss_Dani_DWhit 3 роки тому +7

      Yep
      It's the curls bouncing for me

  • @Avant402
    @Avant402 3 роки тому +197

    Don’t spring no new dishes at Thanksgiving!! This is not the time to be experimental!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 My momma, grandma, and great auntie all day long!!😆😆

    • @patriciadavis5939
      @patriciadavis5939 3 роки тому +2

      What a blessing all the girls hanging in there.🥰

  • @jenkinsjohnson1372
    @jenkinsjohnson1372 3 роки тому +5

    It's the neck and wig thrusts for me. If you ain't gone do it right, get cho' behind out the kitchen Shanitra!🤣🤣🤣

  • @anitrataylor8447
    @anitrataylor8447 3 роки тому +5

    Rofl, the seasoning part. Lol, we've banded people from cooking because of that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianabryant6497
    @brianabryant6497 3 роки тому +131

    I love how she say" its up to you you can use cream of chicken or cream of mushroom but it's up to you" lol while giving her only 2 choices😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 3 роки тому +13

      Yep they be sleeping on the cream of celery fr fr

    • @LG_Hakubi
      @LG_Hakubi 3 роки тому +4

      That's how you low-key do it for children, making them think they have a choice😆

    • @deonsthumbring5511
      @deonsthumbring5511 6 місяців тому

      I caught that and got tickled 😂😂😂

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 3 роки тому +333

    One thanksgiving I cooked a huge meal for like 10 people. I start at like five am thinking people were gonna jump in and help. My mom comes in about ten and say “I would help you but my hands are dirty.” She sat in the kitchen, watched me cook that whole meal and saying every once in a while “I sho’ would help you, but my hands are dirty.” Everyone else showed up at 2. They ate. I took a nap.

    • @finallyanaccount
      @finallyanaccount 3 роки тому +55

      She must have had the world’s dirtiest hands!

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 3 роки тому +17

      That's my excuse when my mama ask me to do something 😂😂😂😂

    • @cjen7444
      @cjen7444 3 роки тому +21

      Didn’t you have soap and water for those dirty hands🤣😂

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 3 роки тому +18

      @@cjen7444 then she woulda got hit with "my hands broke" 😂😂😂

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 3 роки тому +18

      You learned that year 😂 so funny because now that my kids are almost grown my mom told us she's not cooking family dinners anymore. She said she's tired and we know what to do by now. Time to serve the elders 👑👸

  • @ms.t247
    @ms.t247 3 роки тому +46

    “When I die don’t cook for my repass.. let Ethel nem cook... you just sit down and cry.” 😂😂😂 ROFLMBO... sound like something my auntie would say 😂😂😂😂

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shavonstevens2183
    @shavonstevens2183 3 роки тому +15

    That's the reason why I buy the ingredients and everything she needs, and then I get the hell out of her way. 😂

  • @mssugahill
    @mssugahill 3 роки тому +2

    “You see how my elbow is up?” 😂😂😂😂
    “Just sit down and cry…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ReturnToNature927
    @ReturnToNature927 3 роки тому +57

    Who else is waiting for the blooper reel when that wig falls off… I can’t take my eyes off it! 😂

  • @benitawilliams5545
    @benitawilliams5545 3 роки тому +94

    This is exactly why I don't cook at my Mama house on Thanksgiving, Ma you gone head and cook cuz we ain't doing this today.

  • @raaecollier4919
    @raaecollier4919 3 роки тому +221

    I know good n well Mama ain’t let Shaneedra in the kitchen 😩😩😩 Lawd!

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 3 роки тому +8

      For real! She must be talking to Shaneedra’s older sister.

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 3 роки тому +9

      I think we all know Shaneedra don’t cook nothing but noodles and meat tacos.

    • @raaecollier4919
      @raaecollier4919 3 роки тому +2

      Shaneedra sister must not be doing too well either 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rcbuckets
      @rcbuckets 3 роки тому +4

      I'm sure there's another daughter because we know Shaneedra doesn't own her own house.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 3 роки тому +1

      @@rcbuckets …let alone, ‘cook water’, as my grandma would say…😂😂

  • @BabyBeyonce09
    @BabyBeyonce09 Рік тому +2

    “You mean to tell me you got cranberry sauce with the WHOLE cranberry in it? Lawd have mercy!” 😂😂😂😂
    Mama! Get out my kitchen, please 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tamekagilford8835
    @tamekagilford8835 3 роки тому +2

    “Bout 72 degrees up”!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pockahantiss
    @pockahantiss 3 роки тому +53

    Even I when I follow directions, I’m STILL doin’ it wrong!😔😔😔

  • @specialk8696
    @specialk8696 3 роки тому +37

    “You got the cranberry sauce with the whole cranberry in it” oh my lord

    • @lynnettaw.2061
      @lynnettaw.2061 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @manb4war
      @manb4war 2 роки тому +3

      She ain't wrong tho....we don't eat that

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 Рік тому +1

      ​@manb4war we don't either!

  • @brandyapplez5321
    @brandyapplez5321 3 роки тому +438

    This is so freaking real tho!!EJ please do " helping black moms decorate the Christmas tree"...lol

    • @Just_Visiting316
      @Just_Visiting316 3 роки тому +10

      Yesssss!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @soyouthought8231
      @soyouthought8231 3 роки тому +6

      Yes maaaam already waitin 😂

    • @hindenburg2006
      @hindenburg2006 3 роки тому +24

      Dear God no - I’m already getting triggered!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @Ready4ChangeRU
      @Ready4ChangeRU 3 роки тому +4

      Great idea!

    • @lisadukes6471
      @lisadukes6471 3 роки тому +3

      🔥🔥🔥👑📖💒🛐🕊🔥🙏🙏🏽🙏🏻😄ima need a depend diaper fo that one🔥

  • @debraherring3d
    @debraherring3d 3 роки тому +3

    "When I die, don't cook for my repast. Let Ethel nem do it. You just sit down and cry." 🤣😂🤣

  • @mt-yx7hl
    @mt-yx7hl 3 роки тому +2

    "You got cranberry sauce with the whole cranberry?" 😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @ricaivory6571
    @ricaivory6571 3 роки тому +36

    That "raise ya elbow and scoop and stir" is my grandma telling me how to stir her cornbread, "get in there now amd stir it good" and now I'm always designated to helping cook 😩😩 but I'm also designated taste tester. Be running in that house when my granny say "where my taste tester" I'M RIGHT HERE GRANNY! Stopping the spades game and everything 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @specialk8696
    @specialk8696 3 роки тому +294

    “What are you looking for the paprika for ?It don’t even taste like nothing- you just putting red dust on ur food”. I’ve watched this video about 10 times laughing out loud. EJ absolutely hilarious😂😂😂. Wishing you and your family a blessed and safe holiday 🙏🏽

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 3 роки тому +7

      So true. It don’t make sense. Red bell peppers have so much flavor fresh and cooked, then you dehydrate it into paprika and it don’t taste like nothing

    • @tnt3929
      @tnt3929 3 роки тому +6

      Yes! I was cracking up. I agree..paprika is red dust. No flavor! Lol

    • @tnt3929
      @tnt3929 3 роки тому +3

      Set your vegan stuff to the side🤣🤣🤣

    • @CH-vm6cq
      @CH-vm6cq 3 роки тому

      It's true.....

    • @user-tm4my4jb6d
      @user-tm4my4jb6d 2 роки тому +1

      @@NicholsKT RIGHT, no one will admit that.

  • @heatherjohnson7837
    @heatherjohnson7837 3 роки тому +161

    That’s exactly how my mom acts whenever I want to make a vegan dish. 😂

  • @edwenahoward3060
    @edwenahoward3060 3 роки тому +7

    This is every down south old head (male or female) in every family, but that "don't cook for my repast just sit there and cry" took me out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rashadb8385
    @rashadb8385 3 роки тому +2

    That wig never disappoints 😂😂😂😂

  • @Monsieur_Balance_7
    @Monsieur_Balance_7 3 роки тому +85

    EJ portrayed this phenomenon 100% accurately!

  • @burrelleful
    @burrelleful 3 роки тому +278

    Sadly the old school relatives like this are almost no more. I wish I would’ve listened to my mom every time she tried to show me how to throw down in the kitchen when I was coming up; that wisdom is priceless. Now I’m in my 30s and live off of takeout and turkey sandwiches 🤦🏽‍♀️ A damn shame!

    • @pinklady4772
      @pinklady4772 3 роки тому +48

      Sorry for your loss,but girl just do like I do when I want to try something "new". Go on UA-cam, however the dish look in the picture I say that's how I want mine to look. I just follow that recipe. I cooked Thanksgiving dinner last year all by UA-cam videos.

    • @bdet313
      @bdet313 3 роки тому +49

      It’s not too late sis. There’s plenty of grandma’s and aunties here on Yt sharing their recipes and tips with us!

    • @smooth5755
      @smooth5755 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🙏🏾

    • @Samson-b1z
      @Samson-b1z 3 роки тому +14

      You got this ! It’s never too late.

    • @nonya6022
      @nonya6022 3 роки тому +14

      @@pinklady4772 Was about to say some of them "old school" folks learned how to use youtube. They got step by step tutorials that make you feel just like ya auntie standing next to you while you cook.

  • @fine_art_wr
    @fine_art_wr 3 роки тому +172

    I’m never been more grateful for my mother’s lack of patience when she would just rush me out the kitchen altogether. Moma I thank you lol! 🙏🏽💯

  • @queenv83-thatsme
    @queenv83-thatsme 3 роки тому +3

    Exactly!!! Paprika is red dust 😂😂😂

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 3 роки тому +1

    “You sit down and cry” 💀💀💀🤣

  • @shaneedastaples1209
    @shaneedastaples1209 3 роки тому +69

    I hollered at "don't cook at my repast!!!" Someone please bring the paddles because I've flat lined!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💖💖💖

    • @pearl0818
      @pearl0818 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂girrrrl! Took me out!

  • @crichardson7424
    @crichardson7424 3 роки тому +23

    THAT IS RIGHT! DO NOT-NOT-NOT bring No Experimental Dishes for Thanksgiving or ANY EATING Holiday, Nawl...Periodt!

  • @jessieramos2168
    @jessieramos2168 3 роки тому +13

    72 degrees took me out! I’m done. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRailwayDrone
    @TheRailwayDrone Рік тому +2

    "I didn't see you use it at first." The way you pronounced "first" had me dead lol...

  • @SolidGold130
    @SolidGold130 Рік тому +2

    “I been cooking since I was born” had me rolling😅!!!

  • @t.r.1503
    @t.r.1503 3 роки тому +34

    This is y nobody is allowed in my kitchen while I'm cooking.
    Aint nothing but me, my music and my drink.

  • @moni7997
    @moni7997 3 роки тому +31

    Ma said just sit down and cry at the repass, but DON'T COOK NOTHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anzestororacle
    @anzestororacle 3 роки тому +54

    😂😂😂 Let me show you how to do this, then Imma let you do it🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @danasingleton2478
    @danasingleton2478 23 дні тому +1

    Not the plastic measuring cup😂😂😂

  • @psjlil07
    @psjlil07 3 роки тому +2

    When she said Momma just gonna sit here and watch you I knew that was nothing but da devil lol bc the truth shole wasn’t in her 😂😂😂

  • @godisgood5038
    @godisgood5038 3 роки тому +132

    This definitely make me miss my beloved mother. I would give anything to hear her tell me "she ain't cookin' nothin'" . Then proceeds to cook the entire meal!🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful memories! WONDERFUL video! God bless you ABUNDANTLY!!!!

  • @mrkinla
    @mrkinla 3 роки тому +54

    BRILLIANT!!! Paprika "dust" made me holla (because I've always felt the same way).

    • @nadriafrazier6905
      @nadriafrazier6905 3 роки тому +1

      😅😅 Mee too!! Paprika...the "red dust"! 😂😂

    • @wandaminter9421
      @wandaminter9421 3 роки тому +6

      I've always thought the same, that it's just for presentation. THEN I discovered smoked paprika, and Hungarian hot paprika and more. I still use the "red dust" just for color though.

    • @nadriafrazier6905
      @nadriafrazier6905 3 роки тому +5

      @@wandaminter9421 yeah...that smoked paprika hits a lil different. 😁 Where can I find the Hungarian hot paprika?

    • @wandaminter9421
      @wandaminter9421 3 роки тому +3

      @@nadriafrazier6905 You are so right about the smoked paprika. As for the hot, believe it or not I found both of them at TJ Maxx/Marshalls. I'll bet Trader Joes would have it at a decent price, or if you live near a Penzeys they have smaller sizes if you don't want to buy a big amount the first time out.
      Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

    • @patriciadavis5939
      @patriciadavis5939 3 роки тому +3

      I laughed so hard. Out done. Too real.

  • @TheBr20042003
    @TheBr20042003 3 роки тому +41

    My mom did the same thing to me. I realized that it is a reflection of her and she wants to make sure that I pass her recipes down like my grandmother did with her children.

  • @YT44four
    @YT44four Рік тому +2

    With all the cholesterol!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oriannajoy
    @oriannajoy 3 роки тому +2

    “I been cookin’ since I was born” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauriescott5152
    @lauriescott5152 3 роки тому +29

    "Elbow at 72 degrees!" 🤣I see myself and I'm through!!!😂😂❤❤❤

  • @chrisania726
    @chrisania726 3 роки тому +13

    Lol my grandmother name is Ethel and she cooks for everyone repass ❤

  • @Just_Visiting316
    @Just_Visiting316 3 роки тому +65

    I wish my Mom was still here to stress me out this Thanksgiving. 💕

  • @lf9038
    @lf9038 7 місяців тому +2

    My mom was away for the weekend and I got to cook for my daddy. I was so happy! I'm not a confident cook so it was nice not to have her looking over my shoulder. ❤

  • @stillirise4401
    @stillirise4401 3 роки тому +2

    “You sit down and cry” 😭