Ladies, Step Up Your Hand Towel Game - TK Kirkland

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • No good towels? Only one blanket? WHO RAISED YOU?! Watch TK Kirkland breakdown the standard necessities every household needs to have. 😂
    Originally Filmed - 9/29/2019
    For more TK Kirkland follow him on Instagram @tk_kirkland
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 162

  • @E.R225
    @E.R225 3 роки тому +129

    Just waiting for the UA-cam TK to randomly make a comment on here

  • @OnThis_Journey45
    @OnThis_Journey45 3 роки тому +168

    Oh so y'all rolling when he joked about the stomach but got a little quiet about the wigs. 😂😂😂

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 роки тому +20

      LMAO

    • @louisfambro1319
      @louisfambro1319 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly

    • @jadowarcadia6227
      @jadowarcadia6227 3 роки тому +10

      funniest thing to me was seeing the woman in the front left raising her hand when she thought he was gonna say something good about overweight women. That hype faded as soon as the super hero joke came in

    • @TILEROB
      @TILEROB 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @beverleyreid7572
    @beverleyreid7572 3 роки тому

    My goodness TK.

  • @KagendaK
    @KagendaK 3 роки тому +2

    Don’t Black men get tired of degrading black and using them as comic relief. Does TK Kirkland like black women? Doesn’t seem like it. He needs to stick to latinas and white women.

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 роки тому +126

    TK out here clowning...I'ma thousandaire also 🤣🤣

    • @kmcgill84
      @kmcgill84 2 роки тому +4

      1k to 999k is a big range

  • @ereristark425
    @ereristark425 3 роки тому +132

    Who raised youuuu😂 this dude is hilarious

  • @lsporter88
    @lsporter88 3 роки тому +80

    That was funny......but he's not lying.🙃😁👍🏾

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 3 роки тому +27

    Wow....I lost it at "Stomach Hero". My goodness TK LMAO..

  • @LateefahABrown
    @LateefahABrown 3 роки тому +25

    “Who raiiiised you?”

  • @WholeHeartily
    @WholeHeartily 2 роки тому +26

    I’m feeling SO exceptionally cocky after this video 😊 I might not be an insta baddie, but my housekeeping and homemaking skills are on point 🤌🏾 Let’s talk about bamboo pillows with luxury percale sheets and a linen duvet 🤤 I like a lot of blankets, but my fiancé sleeps hot so organic fibers are the way to go… and don’t get me started on the textiles in the house!!! I just turned 30, but I’ve been transforming my apartment into a Persian palace for years 😂🤣 rugs, candles, baskets, art, serving ware for entertaining… might have some boring basic clothes but the pink velvet hangers and coordinated closet organization system is top tier!
    Yayyyyy boring girls winning today!!!! 🤣😂😂

    • @p.d.f.4366
      @p.d.f.4366 Рік тому +5

      Holla if that marriage didn't happen.

    • @KrispyChicken7
      @KrispyChicken7 Рік тому +3

      @@p.d.f.4366 LOL! 💀

    • @p.d.f.4366
      @p.d.f.4366 Рік тому +1

      @@KrispyChicken7 Still no word from @nyasmith

    • @JCMthebrand
      @JCMthebrand Рік тому

      @@p.d.f.4366 why you killing people without permission

    • @jollygoodgordon5580
      @jollygoodgordon5580 Рік тому

      trust me, with a woman like u on his side, ur future hubby is blessed

  • @CamMcCoy87
    @CamMcCoy87 3 роки тому +32

    Yo this has happened to me the last three times I've gotten with a female. All I'll say is two adults cannot be comfortable in a twin sized bed.

    • @brandonthielmann787
      @brandonthielmann787 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like you need to get a bigger bed

    • @ryanbrown938
      @ryanbrown938 3 роки тому +4

      Been there fam... lemme tell u... as a 300lb man, it suck when u lying on the bed, and yo girl lying on you cuz YOU are the size of the bed....lol

    • @lildel7698
      @lildel7698 2 роки тому

      Facts it’s another reason why I can’t do big girls seriously

    • @WholeHeartily
      @WholeHeartily 2 роки тому

      @@brandonthielmann787 or an older female 😂🤣

  • @omgitsdev4568
    @omgitsdev4568 3 роки тому +132

    Its sad that TK still aint get a Netflix stand up of his own

    • @NotYourAverageTrucker
      @NotYourAverageTrucker 3 роки тому +29

      TK was on Netflix when they was selling DVDs in front of Blockbuster...

    • @omgitsdev4568
      @omgitsdev4568 3 роки тому +3

      @@NotYourAverageTrucker 🤣🤣🤣

    • @corleyjavon
      @corleyjavon 3 роки тому +1

      his stand ups are on prime

    • @omgitsdev4568
      @omgitsdev4568 3 роки тому

      @@corleyjavon ✊🏿✊🏿💪🏿

    • @Rekka09
      @Rekka09 3 роки тому

      @@NotYourAverageTrucker bruh!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andredeshazier143
    @andredeshazier143 3 роки тому +32

    Thanks for not selling out TK I REMEMBER UR SETS FROM EARLY 90S

    • @andredeshazier143
      @andredeshazier143 3 роки тому +1

      Its krazy how bac then people didn't laugh now they dying

    • @mmath2188
      @mmath2188 2 роки тому

      Was he telling the same jokes

    • @therealone2405
      @therealone2405 2 роки тому

      @@mmath2188 naw all new material

  • @hoop4ah23
    @hoop4ah23 3 роки тому +6

    "T to the mutha f*ckin K"

  • @murdakingz
    @murdakingz 3 роки тому +7

    Bruh ain't lying them broads was quiet .showed a lot of em was pissed

  • @alboogie74al
    @alboogie74al 3 роки тому +14

    MY ADOPTED CRAZY ASS OLE G UNCLE THAT I LIVE, LAUGH, CRY, FIGHT AND MOST OF ALL,....? LEARN FROM ✌🏾

  • @F_Dot_
    @F_Dot_ 3 роки тому +18

    Mike Tyson: *death stare*
    TK: That's so true

  • @rosselliotcreations
    @rosselliotcreations Рік тому +9

    This was a perfect short set 😂

  • @TheyCallMe_TC
    @TheyCallMe_TC 3 роки тому +46

    "I'm the one who told tk to say who raised you " - tk kirkland

  • @fullViewJay
    @fullViewJay 3 роки тому +12

    Who raiseddd you?! lmao

  • @claudiapatrice9460
    @claudiapatrice9460 3 роки тому +20

    Sounds like he needs to entertain at his own place. He can trust that his own blanket, soap and face towel game is upgraded.

  • @rawuncut6890
    @rawuncut6890 3 роки тому +12

    Lol yes!!! I take my own rags and towels with me places bc y’all be tripping

  • @Yawdan
    @Yawdan 3 роки тому +11

    Seeing T to the motherfu**king K! is all I need to like and watch haha

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 3 роки тому +8

    Glad your honest TK, you STILL SMASHED, Right?
    😉😄

  • @Fr3ud
    @Fr3ud 3 роки тому +17

    More TK please

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 3 роки тому +7

    itty bitty pieces of soap lmao

  • @businessman904
    @businessman904 3 роки тому +4

    Bed crumbs?? WHO RAISED YOU!

  • @vaughnmegaa8621
    @vaughnmegaa8621 3 роки тому +6

    How yall give TK only a tight 5 minutes 💁🏿‍♂️

  • @Pack-Man199
    @Pack-Man199 3 роки тому +7

    Is this a reupload or is he still doing the same routine he’s been doing for a decade?

  • @808Tornado
    @808Tornado 3 роки тому +2

    I thought Terry Cruise

  • @xlady7772
    @xlady7772 3 роки тому +8

    He was going in😅😅😅

  • @cjnv48
    @cjnv48 2 роки тому +5

    This dude makes me think od be great at comedy. Even this got some laughs

  • @ritaburgess3025
    @ritaburgess3025 2 роки тому +1

    That was some ghetto stuff!!!! What kind of chicks he deal wit!

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 3 роки тому +4

    She made a wash cloth from the dish towel
    😆😆😆probably? Or the large dry towel.
    Look my Grandma did the towels, she had her ways to make things stretch.
    Yes, the soap too!😅

  • @neuro7046
    @neuro7046 3 роки тому +6

    They got so quite 😂😂😂😂

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 3 роки тому +2

    worst part about these videos is being called party people in the end

  • @kenpreston3898
    @kenpreston3898 3 роки тому +3

    I'm a thousandaire

  • @YThates
    @YThates 3 роки тому +2

    Oh thank goodness I like to buy overpriced "hotel/luxury" towels then, otherwise I'd be sitting here like :| (dang, I need to step up my hand towel game)

  • @mr.andersin8901
    @mr.andersin8901 3 роки тому +5

    FACTS!!!!!

  • @ClaireHaire
    @ClaireHaire 3 роки тому +17

    He had me until he said if you wear a weave you're lazy.

    • @ambition1224
      @ambition1224 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you! I'm like how is that lazy? Constant manipulation of black hair can cause breakage etc. For many women it's a PROTECTIVE STYLE, smh.

    • @CinqueMalcolm
      @CinqueMalcolm 3 роки тому +23

      Enter the salty weave rockers.....

    • @krisbrown7550
      @krisbrown7550 3 роки тому +7

      He is right our black woman wants to white so bad.
      Damn now look how someone just tried to explain why they want to wear someone else's hair. Stop putting all of those chemicals in your hair and maybe your shit grow and not break

    • @ambition1224
      @ambition1224 3 роки тому +11

      @@krisbrown7550 how r we trying to be white? Many "weaves/wigs" look like afro centric hair (i.e. afros, twist outs, braids, etc.) Also, it's not just black women that wear weaves... women of ALL races do. I'm not offended I just didn't understand how hair choice correlates to laziness.

    • @ualready2268
      @ualready2268 3 роки тому +2

      right!

  • @ashleyriosrizo
    @ashleyriosrizo 3 роки тому +3

    That belt though lmao

  • @tamaraphillips434
    @tamaraphillips434 3 роки тому +2

    😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @H0lyPh3n0m
    @H0lyPh3n0m 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂 UA-cam Tk in the comments put me on 💯

  • @moodloki4158
    @moodloki4158 3 роки тому +3

    Need new material boi

    • @Pack-Man199
      @Pack-Man199 3 роки тому +2

      For real! I feel for the people who try to find more videos on TK. They’re just gonna find an extended version of this set on multiple videos.

    • @DaurcKnyte
      @DaurcKnyte 2 роки тому +2

      He was in Houston last weekend he did these jokes towards the end of the show. But everything else I never heard him say. I thought it was going to be lame, but he ripped it.

  • @japango1
    @japango1 3 роки тому +2

    He sounds like 50 Cent

  • @tonyah.995
    @tonyah.995 3 роки тому +3

    I'm a new subscriber😀

  • @katerina9442
    @katerina9442 3 роки тому +2

    Very faneeeee 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @btf1287
    @btf1287 3 роки тому +1

    so quotable

  • @Awesomeballs23
    @Awesomeballs23 3 роки тому +17

    I thought this was gonna go in a different direction lol... Thought he was gonna talk about the towel beside the bed for “cleaning purposes” 😂

  • @MrOfeast
    @MrOfeast 3 роки тому +3

    😆🤣😂

  • @CultureKingdomKids
    @CultureKingdomKids 2 роки тому

    I’m a thousandaire

  • @atyusriggins3824
    @atyusriggins3824 3 роки тому +2

    That was hilarious 🤣

  • @kaseyemd8504
    @kaseyemd8504 Рік тому

    Charlie Murphy-esque

  • @jayolson2598
    @jayolson2598 Рік тому

    He said bitch too much

  • @RussellMills1877
    @RussellMills1877 3 роки тому

    I saw a video of him doing the same material on you tube but when I saw this video it seemed more funnier then the other one. And on a side note I have a you tube channel type in Russell Mills May 22, 2017

  • @ngugidaniel1030
    @ngugidaniel1030 2 роки тому +1

    Who raised you…lol

  • @moodloki4158
    @moodloki4158 3 роки тому +1

    Need new material boi

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 3 роки тому +1

    Whoooooo raised youu

  • @MULAMIGZ
    @MULAMIGZ 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YBK1
    @YBK1 3 роки тому +1

    T to the mf K

  • @Peter-fh1ux
    @Peter-fh1ux 3 роки тому +1

    Who raised you

  • @foreverrcocochenel
    @foreverrcocochenel 2 роки тому +7

    TK is hilarious there’s nothing anyone can say about that. However, I noticed more often some guys have so much expectation for women these days and catch attitudes when women have equal to higher expectations for them. They get defensive and now you’re a gold digger amongst other derogatory names.
    This isn’t talked about enough in this patriarchal society. Let’s keep the conversation going below..

    • @Godsbackhand7
      @Godsbackhand7 Рік тому +1

      This has been talked about enough in society and it is exhausting. Men have never had much expectations for women.
      If a man is outside of the home working and providing for his family for 10-12 hours each day, he shouldn’t have to tell his woman to do anything. He has the expectation that she will be an adult and do what adults should do. Do the dishes, keep the house clean, make dinner or make sure it is being arranged to be provided. Simple stuff like that. Just seeing an unkempt home is stressful. If both are working full time, have a plan to divvy up responsibilities. Women typically have less strenuous responsibilities, so it is frustrating for men to see that their end isn’t being maintained.
      If you come into the relationship with proper physical fitness, the expectations is to make all efforts to remain that way. He was initially attracted to you when he met you, not what you like like +60 pounds. Go to the gym or do what you did to stay fit before you met him. A man may not every say a thing about it to his wife, but he absolutely thinks about it often. It bothers him, but he will typically keep it in because he doesn’t want to deal with the argument.
      Don’t add problems without providing solutions. Stop taking away from his peace. Women statistically live longer than men. It is believed that it has to do with the stress that is put onto men mentally and/or physically throughout their lifetime. EVERY man wants to come back from work to a peaceful home. That is it. 90% of the time, being a man sucks and is miserable. Women need to stop making it worse when they are capable of absorbing the load. In my home, I deal with all of the big issues. I expect my wife to handle the small stuff and to not bother telling about it. I understand that there are things that happen that she deals with, and I generally appreciate her for all of the problems that she makes disappear without needing to inform me.
      On the contrary, there are things that women expect from men in which they have no control. Women expect a man to financially provide for his family. Men do not initially hit their financial prime until typically their late thirties to late forties. There is a tiny percent of men who make extraordinary amounts at a young age, but that is highly unlikely for 98% of couples. Expectations and demands should be low until he is in his mid thirties. Even with this, women need to choose wisely and understand the probably financial peak of their prospective partner. A mailman is not going to provide a lifestyle that will have you taking week long vacations to Europe each year. A plumber will not provide a lifestyle that will put you in lavish resorts drinking thousand dollar bottles of wine and having a closet full of Gucci bags. He can only make so much money and only provide so much for the family. He doesn’t have control of that. He would love to be paid millions per year for his hard work, but it doesn’t work that way. The man is on a path and women can either get on or they can hope to find and keep someone with the path that they prefer, and understand that the “better path” comes with significantly more competition and more expectations on the woman. The

  • @Chuck_A_Luck_Stank
    @Chuck_A_Luck_Stank 3 роки тому +1

    😆🤣 #blackhistorychallenge 🖤💜

  • @avidb3052
    @avidb3052 3 роки тому +1

    Bahahahaha

  • @KingShiesty5555
    @KingShiesty5555 3 роки тому +1

    Big facts 😂😂😂😂

  • @MVPMoneyB
    @MVPMoneyB 3 роки тому +1

    Ima stomach hero 😂😂😂

  • @jselmer9100
    @jselmer9100 3 роки тому +1

    Funny

  • @Kijbgtfhjk
    @Kijbgtfhjk 3 роки тому +1

    Classic TK a legend

  • @duramusmosley5530
    @duramusmosley5530 3 роки тому

    This man thought he was going to get a good towel and he don't live there? Heh

  • @michaelhedgemond603
    @michaelhedgemond603 Рік тому

    😆😆

  • @floydsimba5351
    @floydsimba5351 3 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jetlido6383
    @jetlido6383 2 роки тому

    Surprised he ain’t comment 😂

  • @dmastery5493
    @dmastery5493 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tashascott8402
    @tashascott8402 3 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 3 роки тому

    I love tk but Eh on that one

  • @kendarious14
    @kendarious14 3 роки тому

    Yea tk stole this set

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 2 роки тому

    Lmfao... omg

  • @rowantelbin8157
    @rowantelbin8157 3 роки тому

    I DON'T find this bit funny.😒

    • @kmcgill84
      @kmcgill84 2 роки тому +2

      because you have no hand towels

  • @DBrown-wb6zn
    @DBrown-wb6zn 2 роки тому

    🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤡

  • @bigrob777
    @bigrob777 3 роки тому

    Funny

  • @shannonwestley6895
    @shannonwestley6895 3 роки тому

    Okay but, why isn't she at your place while you're complaining about how she's living..

    • @thestrangemanreturns
      @thestrangemanreturns 2 роки тому

      rule number one of hooking up is if you don't have to bring a girl to your place then don't. She might be crazy, that's reserved for girlfriends

    • @shannonwestley6895
      @shannonwestley6895 2 роки тому

      @@thestrangemanreturns Then STFU and smash and dash. She doesn't need to provide concierge service if you don't care about her.

    • @WholeHeartily
      @WholeHeartily 2 роки тому +1

      When I met my fiancé, his place was RATCHET 😂🤣 He and his roommate make sooooo much more money than me and drive nice cars, and his roommate dressed nice and wore great cologne, but my babe was so raggedy. All the kitchen towels were bleached and holey, none of the bathroom towels matched and they didn’t clean the tub or grout regularly.
      I know EXACTLY why he sealed the deal lol

  • @mr.andersin8901
    @mr.andersin8901 3 роки тому +2

    Word.... I aint wiping myself off. It's a pride thing. Alfa gang!