Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more

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[@georgeclarkey]

That George one is fit

[@Daisy_007]

I know right !!!

[@lucy_2511]

righttt

[@benjones5437]

Definately is 🤷‍♂️

[@renaevalentine7126]

For real

[@jeffies2821]

He is a cute one.

[@niamh4442]

WAIT GEORGE RLLY SUITS THAT HAT

[@xXnoodlezXx]

HONESTLY

[@ItzRobbie05]

I reckon the hats suits him

[@gabiinprogress]

He suits everything tbf

[@niamh4442]

@@ItzRobbie05 yea me too

[@bowtieboy6348]

Geore 🩷

[@connieharrison6077]

i love when Max uses big words wrong 😭💀 was actually wheezing at him saying “unconsciously” 15 times instead of subconsciously and George never corrects him either i’m convinced he just zones out everytime max speaks

[@colamalfoy]

you both in a hat was something I didn't think I would want to see but so glad y'all did. loving the content on the podcast as always

[@gabiinprogress]

RE: height thing - my boyfriend is 5'4" and I am 5'9". It took a bit of getting used to and unlearning our subconscious societal expectations or whatever but four years in, neither of us could give less of a fuck and neither does anyone else lol. and I never cared that he was smaller than me, I cared that I was bigger than him and I had to come to terms with my own height. P.S. As a tall girl, I am offended, George.

[@eliotteden8357]

George gets hotter in every episode, so wish I was on this podcast I have the exact same humor as you both 👏🏻👏🏻

[@ashleighjw]

2 mins into episode: ‘We’re gonna ride at dawn and we’re gonna twat you’
Me: already a banger

[@annieeames2282]

Max's speech on gender norms was absolutely lit 🔥🔥

[@cahilton000]

"You didn't say stop, did you, Darling?" 😮‍💨

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

George was Feisty in this one!! I love it!!
Great fun you guys:)

[@faye_elizabeth1478]

5’9 girl here, it actually doesn’t matter about the height thing. I’ve dated men the same height as me and if they’re mature and serious about liking you it won’t bother them. I found once I’d left school if really mattered less about height!

[@tialily4439]

same here, i'm 5'1 and i dated a guy that was about 5'3. idc if they're taller than me, smaller than me, or the same height as me. i'd rather they just be a nice/good person bc i don't have a good track record with that lol

[@user-jn3fu8fy7s]

Exactly how I feel as a 5’10 woman. Obviously perfect partner would be taller but I am not passing on anyone nice purely because they are shorter. Just a shame that tall women don’t get the same treatment and are rejected off the bat because a lot of men can’t stand to have a woman taller than them 😐

[@bethbrighton6113]

Exactly because my girlfriend is 5’4 I’m 5’7 myself not a big difference but I love her all the same either way❤️

[@mysticginge2]

George be looking extra fine this week

[@jesscpotts2]

Petition for Max to make George stay in Darwen for a weekend so he comes down off his high horse #justiceforthenortheners 😂

[@elsaa.112]

max is glowinggg❤ and george ofc as always looks😍😍

[@astrangermagi]

It's upsetting to me how good George looks in this one

[@antanddecyesgetin]

literally makes my sunday better

[@sl7tforlana]

george looking fit as always

[@elliewhitaker9716]

LOVE YOU TWO! You both make my Sundays better. Never stop making these podcasts ❤

[@juliateles8498]

I LOVE YOU BOTH! Sundays are my fave day of the week thanks to you both ❤

[@kitty8610w]

Thanks for including my query!!!!! Might reconsider sleeping with my teacher then 😢

[@mommymillie._.]

GET ARTHUR HILL ON ALREADY! please

[@kaitlynmcarthur]

tall girl was on dance moms! also, i heard max actually wears platforms and he’s 5 foot 3!!

[@mariablu8281]

them talking about invisiline reminded me to put mine in 😁😁

[@katebaldock7437]

Happy Easter my fave hat wearers x

[@ktbt]

3 hats 1 video

[@lainalouisa7806]

I’m a tall girl and I’m offended George but also feel like I need to know how tall you are bc then I may not be offended short king x

[@stigmatahaver]

6ft

[@Jaz_Sims]

I'M DYING you literally were discussing if you could eat a bowl of shit if it meant saving childrens lives and I get a share the meal ad right at the end of that conversation at 21:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elliesian3196]

a legitimate, 5 ft 10 tall girl here, just casually being destroyed by her two favourite people on the internet :/

[@sgreene6776]

JAHAHAH same girl but oh well 🫣

[@lolamaryfallon9805]

tough life for us tall girls 😔

[@ionacuthbert8415]

@@lolamaryfallon9805 try 5'11 gals x

[@lolamaryfallon9805]

@@ionacuthbert8415 pahaha im 6ft i understand the struggle 😔

[@jship5119]

stop relying on random internet people for their approval, 5’10 on a girl is stunning. self confidence will take you far

[@Kiesha-ov2ju]

Was looking forward to this upload 🤩🙏🏽

[@shaunblackburn3892]

i love how george paid extra money to get dark magic even though it is in the game for free and still didnt get adava kadavra LOL

[@lucy_2511]

love u guys sm so excited to watch this

[@natalyacs]

whys max got 2 hats on now x

[@0530evan]

GEORGE IS CUTE

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

Omg! I love your Podcast so Much!

[@isobel5563]

I’m 5’10 and my boyfriend is 5’8. It doesn’t really bother me but we have had a couple of comments about it!

[@LillyPotter-jk9dg]

PUT A MINI FRIDGE IN THE CABINET 😂

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

I heard max wears platforms, he's actually five foot three!

[@Daisy_007]

I can confirm that is 100% true

[@racheljhamilton]

Ok I'm a year late BUT I've now discovered I play games exactly the way George does. I too hate doing bad options because I have an incessant need to be liked 😂 especially in RPGs

[@evehay5852]

I hope max wears platforms he’s actually 5ft 3 😂 loved this podcast it was hilarious

[@evandale6612]

I heard max wears platforms and he’s actually 5’3” 😮

[@eviebridget8305]

Would love a Japan vlog

[@oliviaaa....]

Tremendous video this is so funny and amazeballz

[@meganryanhughes1118]

the best notification

[@clairedrew22]

Is 5foot 6 ok george?? 😂 great podcast guys

[@zoeshedden2341]

Max wears platforms and he’s 5’3” 😘

[@jackyboy7355]

Love y'all great ep 🫶

[@g3mmorx]

Love ur teeth max❤ and George ur looking finer than ever 😍😍

[@elsaa.112]

george omds😍😍

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

lol someone did sociology a-level
edit omg precognition moment

[@stacehoward2515]

George was looking mighty fine I’ll

[@soniablaggan]

why is 'tit' being used an insult GEORGE? we know you love them!

[@robyn3147]

max so did a level sociology

[@elsaa.112]

max wears platforms and he’s actually 5’3 xx

[@bigmaaan]

I already don’t like being a 5’10” female 💀

[@grp.09]

6:52 bless u babs

[@jamie-leighgibson2338]

I thought they were called the chaos crew tho?

[@samanthamahoney2531]

how tall is George and mark

[@eghtesadnia]

Who tf is mark? 😂

[@bigmaaan]

16:13 excuse me.

[@katebaldock7437]

Never been this early

[@georgiamccarthy5538]

Absolutely froth the pod xx

[@bakedbeanz3_63]

I’m a tall girl and I’m offended George xx

[@laravassall-adams5147]

I heard Max wears platforms, hes actually 5"3

[@howtoart6269]

Why does George dislike max in this

[@ultra_violent]

56:29 max....😳

[@daniellequain2192]

Hi

[@beepboopbeep111]

32:48

[@siennabailey3567]

I’m not tall so George Sh4g us hun

[@m1scha]

whyve they both got hats now no 🙁

[@hollssfilm]

Povvo🤣🤣

[@madisonflowers2309]

i heard that max wears platforms...

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Every time Max speaks it highlights the importance of a good education ..... 🤔🤪🤣