Max and George have heated argument, play who’s most likely to & talk relatives flashing
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
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I couldn't stop laughing when you started arguing about the powers Max's is definitely better 😭
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTELLIGENCE
the shape shifter argument has me cry laughing
Sorry Max is completely right about the superpowers, George sounds like one of those kids on the playground that would be like “actually I have laser beams and and and I can fly and and and when I shape shift I can’t die😬” lmao 💀
THANK YOU
Can we please have the bacteria eating Max from the inside (Andrew) on the podcast? 🙂
I agree that being a shape shifter is the better power, but I think Max makes a good argument. You shift into the shape of machinery doesn't mean you'd be able to move, you'd need to know every working asset of an engine in order for you to shift into the correct shapes and parts. 😅😅 I did get into almost the same argument with a friend with Flight VS Transportation.
Max is so good at getting sidetracked that even I forget the original point 😂
I’ve gotta say George, Max’ teleportation makes so much more sense
Is it just me or is Max’s laugh contagious 😂
Dear useless hotline,
I am writing a formal complaint because I was recently hired and have been working here for a while now. I am writing to complain about to of my coworkers max Balegde and george Clarke they seem to be broadcasting the work they are doing to the world and reading and playing peoples messages aloud, they are also giving terrible advice as they are both getting very drunk every day they come into work. Max is also coming into work while being sick and I am afraid he will spread a disease around the workplace he also was claiming to be romantically involved with george’s dad which was very uncomfortable for me and my other coworkers. Another thing is that they go off on some really strange tangents when giving people advice which aren’t helpful or related at all. They also use very unprofessional language and have been bringing in people who don’t work here and ‘interviewing’ them although that is neither of their jobs? They have had some very questionable people in including a Paul breach cosplayer.
I hope we can do something to fix this sincerely, Niamh x
Finally Sundays have something not completely awful to them 🥰
Max when you get the dogs, PLEASE make sure you do a lot of training to get them used to being groomed! They require grooming every 6-8 weeks so they don’t get matted, which is extremely painful for them. -from a doodle groomer ❤️
TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS SUNDAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Same 😭😭😭
Same bro
whenever max starts a story with "I once", you know it can't end well...
This has me actually cracking up, great episode boys. The frog joke was incredible (also Max is right)
i’m now having an identity crisis between being a shapeshifter or a teleporter
im sorry max but im gonna have to side with george here. you had me for a bit but his well though out argument swayed me;))
George sporting his Paul breach merch💀
LMAOO
@@luvzrk i feel like i follow u on tt😭
George's power is better but Max's logistics about it is completely correct. As a rocket-ship you wouldn't be able to move as because it doesn't have a breathing system, as an atom you could barely move per step. Max is also completely correct with the 'You can't turn into things that don't exist'
The superpower bit hilarious
They really get so into it
this podcast brings me a weird sense of comfort x
max’s teleportation wins sorry george, love you both endlessly❤
THANK YOU
sundays r terrible days for me but u guys make it sm better
As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I was thinking that neon green isn't Max's colour 😭😂
These uploads are the highlight of my week
the frog joke is sending me 🤣🤣
I actually am worried for myself I’ve been listening to each episode at least twice ( once on UA-cam and then on Spotify while I am doing housework) hhahahah
Lmao fr though I’ll listen to the podcast on Spotify then I’ll get bored and watch it on UA-cam
loving this podcast, you two are great
I honestly love these. They make my week.
lowkey need a useless hotline airfryer
tbf shapeshifting is better, its just a loophole to have any other power
the only thing i look forward to on a sundayyyyy🎉🎉🎉🎉
I also ruined chrsitmas once. Shocked my mom intentionally with a fly zapper without knowing that she was holding a pot of boiling water which she chucked onto my 83 year old grandmother. Everyone was somehow fine.
i live for this every week
can we get andrew on the podcast
43:03 had me laughing so much harder than I should have tbh
Honestly 😭
is he saying rip it?
@@gall2218 rib it --> ribbit
i like teleportation more, shapeshifting doesn't make any sense cause how could you live your best life as a car if you can't have feelings or conscience right???
😂😂 so glad I found you guys, you crack me up
You two are brilliant😂👏🏼
I want a useless hotline air fryer
same
@@luvzrk OMFG WE SPOKE THROUGH COMMENTS ON A VID THE OTHER DAY WE ARE EVER-PRESENT IN THE CHAOS CREW + FRIENDS COMMENTS💀💀
@@niamh4442 we are everywhere!!!!!!
bro being a shapeshifter is so much better because you could literally just shapeshift into someone who knows how to use a tank etc. but if you were able to teleport, you would have to be able to visualise where you're teleporting to. or else you could just teleport into a wall and suffocate or something LOL
‘You’ve got speedy boarding mate’ 😭😭fuck sake
awe it was so cute max found everything george said funny his little laugh aweeeee get well soon max xxxxxxxxx
max, this is acc a genuine health concern comment. i got this disease from swimming in pools and accidentally swallowing too much of the water over time, and it was called gambalabacta (that is NOT how you spell it but oh well), but if thats what you have im telling you now i am so sorry, it is THE WORST. but these antibiotics will help you sm
andrew on the pod!! 🗣️🗣️
i want a useless hotline airfryer🔥🔥🔥 fav podcast ever
George doesnt get enough credit for how witty he is (ribbit!),I live for his countless Dad jokes😂❤
To any woman worried about how thier vagina looks, it is so important for you to know that EVERY vagina looks different. Dont EVER let anyone make you feel like shit for how it looks, especially a man (they know nothing). If you genuinely feel like something is wrong then get it checked out (health is number 1), but dont worry if your vagina look different to someone else's : ]
I feel like me and max and besties cause we have the exact same humour. I rewatch his UA-cam videos all the time just cause they make me laugh
the backwards hat was a choice and i think I'm here for it
This one thing I wanted to watch on my bday!!!! 😌😌😌
Never seen George so passionate 😭
Bubble bubble bubble I'm under the sea now mate - George 😂😭😂
max im glad u replying to my comment gave u a buzz x
rare geroge W
shapeshifting is literally the top tier superpower to have/want
in theory you can shapeshift into anyone or anything - shapeshift into someone who has teleporting abilities, someone who has flying abilities etc
Mate that’s literally cheating, you can’t saying shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can shapeshift into having OTHER superpowers 💀💀💀
Also the “rare” George W 💀💀💀💀 no need to do him like that LMFAOO
shapeshifting is always my top choice
The powers conversation XD, I agree with George, he can shapeshift into anything, he can shapeshift into Max and use the teleportation too XD
I want a useless hotline air fryer right now
I WANT A USELESS HOTLINE AIRFRYER!!!
shapeshifter could shape-shift into any superhero so George basically has all powers
Mate that’s literally cheating, you can’t saying shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can shapeshift into superheros with OTHER superpowers 💀💀💀
Also I’m pretty sure you’d only be able to shapeshift into things that exist, otherwise that’s also just cheating
Shapeshift means u take the shape/ appearance not what the person can do
@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy nah trust me that’s just how it works
@@Vhsluvrr5 no
cant wait to see you at the meet and greet ❤
Andrew on the podcast 💖
I love the argument 😂
Will the live show be recorded for UA-cam?🤞🏻
teleporting is 100% better.
I want a useless hotline air fryer!! (There’s a gun to my head😀)
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Love these guys
I want a useless hotline air fryer asappp
I want a useless hotline air fryer fr
did george just tell me to have a backbone i am fuming.
I'm over a year late but just gotta say other than finding this episode absolutely hilarious, I agree with Max in the argument - I truly believe if you're a shapeshifter you should only be able to shift into organic, living things. So nah shapeshifting to a planet is a no no
however I agree being a shapeshifter like turning into animals etc is better
AM I YHE ONLY ONE THAT PASSIONATELY AGRRES W THE SHAPESHIFTER ARGUMENT?💀
I mean, surely if you can shapeshift you can shapeshift into a person who can teleport
THE FROG JOKE HAHAHA
teleporting is so much better
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George’s shape shifting thing makes no sense
George's power is much better sorry Max
Max definitely won that argument, sorry George 💀 I agree that objectively, shapeshifting is the more useful power, but Max definitely argued his case better LMFAO Max definitely has a point, even if you were a sentient spaceship, you would definitely need to know how a space ship operates in order to know how to move yourself 🚀
I want a useless hotline air fryer! 😂❤
george sold me ngl the power is not that great but the argument was top tier
GET INNN I LOVE SUNDAYS
Ngl George's shapeshifting is way better, you would have way more fun and the jokes between your mates would be insane.
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If you’re a shape shifter, you take on the appearance of something. You don’t physically become that object/person - you are still you. So if you shape shift into a spaceship, you would still need to breathe because you are still you, just in the shape of a spaceship.
I’m with Max, teleportation is way better and would be such a useful power
Ur so wrong, shape-shifting is one if the best powers you could have
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Like for Max’s superpower
Transporter times a million! You could transport to the 70s, transport to before a discovery & discover it first! You can only shape shift to somewhere in the current times
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Max giving serious masc energy
why is george dressed like paul breach
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I want a useless hotline air fryer 😭😭fr tho would be sick in my uni accom 😂
The frog joke 💀💀
I NEED a useless hotline air fryer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does George ever get a chance to talk ?
would bloody love a useless airfryer
George is 100% right. Max's arguments make no sense.