A Can Opener! A REALLY COOL Can Opener! Check it out! A Can Opener!

So . . . my brother sent me a can opener.
Yup! That's how close we are as brothers - he sent me a can opener.
And, since it just showed up from Amazon with no note, I wondered who it was from, or if it was a mistake somehow.
Well, a couple days later he called and assked how I liked it.
I confessed I hadnt even tried it (we don't open a lot of cans around here.)
A week or two later I finally tried it and . . . SHAZAM!!
It's AMAZING!!