Imagine how it is for people in other apartments. At least you know that it's just Majima coming for you, but from their perspective it's just some psycho scaling the building.
"AAAAAAAAAA" "Uncle Kaz, what's wrong? "Nothing, just a bad dream" "What bad dream, Kiryu-Chan?" "I was sleeping in an apartment, and then a man with an eyepatch holding a b-... Haruka, why did you call me Kiryu-Chan? *majima wails like a banshee and then assaults Kiryu*
@@CabaretGrand im on chapter 4 of yakuza 0. i played a karaoke where majima provides... support to the singer and recognized the yelling. So is karaoke where all the noise in this vid is from?
@@cloudsoflilac9731 That's right, these vocals are from a karaoke song Majima performs in one of the spinoff games, Dead Souls! How did you like Majima's introduction as manager of The Grand?
Here’s hoping you aren’t a member of the Majima family. If you are, odds are pretty good he climbed that building because you failed to follow his instructions.
The only two scenarios I can see happening are a) Majima just looks at you nonplussed, then screeches and bashes you over the head with his bat, or b) Majima looks at you nonplussed, then pulls out a script, looking for the part where something like this is supposed to happen...then throwing it away, screeching and bashing you over the head with his bat anyway. So yeah, either way, you’re gonna get bashed with a baseball bat. Just how it goes with Majima.
@@greywalker505 or you got for mutually assure destruction and jump him right as he enters out the window. Then you cry as he smh survived that without damage while still saving your life by tanking the hit then bashes your head straight into a hospital
Plot Twist: He climbed the whole way up there because he was trying to warn you about the zombies. He did sound pretty frantic during the last “GET TO THE TOP!” Why didn’t he just take the elevator or stairs? Why the hell are you asking questions about *Majima?*
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majima preparing for poundmates
“Honey, Majimas climbing the building, prepare the fine China”
🤣
"Again? *sigh* alright then, I'll call human resources for the window"
@@federalcasemaker hello this is human recourses how may we help you?
@@phobia_master-lord_of_early "Yeah Majima broke the window again. Please call in the repair workers ASAP"
@@federalcasemaker "again?
Madam that's like the fifth time this day, you need to get him under control"
Imagine how it is for people in other apartments. At least you know that it's just Majima coming for you, but from their perspective it's just some psycho scaling the building.
"Didn't... Didn't this man manage Sunshine and Grand back in the 80s?!"
"Just" Majima.
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola”i think he did, why is he scaling the building though?”
The only 3 entities that can defeat Majima
-Kiryu
-Makoto (emotional)
-Injured/Sick Daigo with a gun
Saejima?
What the fuck
@@LazyJesse saejima is situational
Ummm where is MASSIVE MAN? He could easily have taken out Majima, if it wasn’t for the car bomb 😢
@@Soldado127 Wei Han Lee is actually Briish because he got taken out IRA style
If you’re looking for majima, he’s climbed up to the ruff
I can’t even tell if that’s even the right way to say roof in a midwestern broadcast accent- the one I have!
Someone needs to put a leash on him.
Alternatively: what da (Mad) Dog doin’?
Karaoke screen: Get to the Top
Majima: Ok.
After Akiyama met up with Kiryu like it's a damn spy movie, this is totally possible.
Also that one time he somehow stole a helicopter, but that was dead souls
There is only one way to survive.
Laugh.
If you don't, Majima will bonk you with the bat.
"LAUGH YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER"
"This is the part where you sposed to LAUGH!"
he is truly everywhere
"AAAAAAAAAA"
"Uncle Kaz, what's wrong?
"Nothing, just a bad dream"
"What bad dream, Kiryu-Chan?"
"I was sleeping in an apartment, and then a man with an eyepatch holding a b-... Haruka, why did you call me Kiryu-Chan?
*majima wails like a banshee and then assaults Kiryu*
It's scary because I know this shit could happen. Murphy’s Law is practically Majima’s personal code.
Kiryu: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Majima never killed anyone. The guy just got cold when Majima broke the window.
* Kiryu-chan intensified *
I imagine that he saw the base of the building, and without any cables or safety equipment, just began walking up the side of it
the terrifying thing is that I’m only the fourth floor- and my window faces the courtyard implying he somehow got there without using the elevator
Without playing yakuza this would be terrifying
Why he did that?
because he can
because hes majima
Simple. *Why wouldn't he?*
majima everywhere my bro
To get to the top
yakuza like a dragon
Dang, my apartment's pretty nice
This is probably the last straw/the one that made me play yakuza
An absolute victory, enjoy the games!
@@CabaretGrand im on chapter 4 of yakuza 0. i played a karaoke where majima provides... support to the singer and recognized the yelling. So is karaoke where all the noise in this vid is from?
@@cloudsoflilac9731 That's right, these vocals are from a karaoke song Majima performs in one of the spinoff games, Dead Souls! How did you like Majima's introduction as manager of The Grand?
@@CabaretGrand i love him he is king of everything, especially introductions. I'm on chapter 8 now :p
@@cloudsoflilac9731 Awesome! Let me know how you feel about the ending
Weird UA-cam recommended but good video 👍
I love goro majima
howd you get the vocals without the music?
There’s already and upload of the vocals on UA-cam, and they presumably extracted it from the game files
How do I find the vocals only version?
ua-cam.com/video/0DvmSurES18/v-deo.html&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
lmao the heck is going on at your profile picture
@@KingLich451 She is showing a demon something interesting
I could totally imagine Majima doing something like this
in Y7 he does pretty much the opposite, goes down and with knifes
@@lucky6961 I was expecting him to run from the top of the building and into the window here
Majima doesn’t even hurt the guy since it isn’t kiryu. He just goes back down cause he felt like climbing a building.
Here’s hoping you aren’t a member of the Majima family. If you are, odds are pretty good he climbed that building because you failed to follow his instructions.
@@greywalker505Or, the boss remembered your birthday but you were out sick.
@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
Reminds me of that one scene in “Avatar” (the show, not the movie.)
POV: You're Kiryu in a high rise apartment
Kiryu: ...Haruka, you should probably go to your room for a little bit.
Haruka: Is it Uncle Maji--
Kiryu: It’s Uncle Majima.
@@greywalker505 This actually happened. Haruka then forced Nii San to make her an idol outfit and sing karaoke with her.
@@The_Kazuma_Kiryu haruka wouldn't even need to ask him to
How did he climb the building with a Baseball bat not in his teeth?
The man is a physical anomaly.
Clearly he has special boots made for running up vertical surfaces
Well You remember YLAD?
He stuck the bat into the concrete like an oar into a lake
Well the bat has a very convenient round shape sooo
He can just summon the bat, in Yakuza 0 whenever you'd switch to the slugger style the bat would just appear.
are those intense, terrified gasps of air or intense, horny gasps of air...
Tough to tell
yes.
Both
Apparently fear and arousal are kinda close so hard to tell
When Majima runs down the building and finds Kiryu-chan in the middle of it:
Perfect excuse to pause his Poundmates Summon
POV: you are Kiryu-chan, and Majima-san is coming to pick a fight with you inside Kamurocho Hills.
I paused the video but the music is still playing
Majima when he finds out that Kiryu is alive
Ichiban calls Majima and this is what happened to a building nearby.
He had to get the roof somehow. He just took a break cause he wanted food or somethin
Majima gets a call from Ichiban and realizes he needs to climb another whole skyscraper just to run down throwing daggers
I think it’s Majima who should be scared because the moment I would see him I would scream *Got ya now, Majima-Kun!*
The only two scenarios I can see happening are a) Majima just looks at you nonplussed, then screeches and bashes you over the head with his bat, or b) Majima looks at you nonplussed, then pulls out a script, looking for the part where something like this is supposed to happen...then throwing it away, screeching and bashing you over the head with his bat anyway. So yeah, either way, you’re gonna get bashed with a baseball bat. Just how it goes with Majima.
@@greywalker505 or you got for mutually assure destruction and jump him right as he enters out the window.
Then you cry as he smh survived that without damage while still saving your life by tanking the hit then bashes your head straight into a hospital
This is just Majima's prefered method of delivering ubereats
He was getting ready for his next pound mates but he saw kiryu in one of the rooms
You could have at least had him come up with the window cleaning elevator
I prefer to believe he scaled it with no equipment
It's the Majima way
honey majima is scaling the building again...
if you hear someone outside sing Get To The Top and the sound gets louder.. RUN
Plot Twist:
He climbed the whole way up there because he was trying to warn you about the zombies. He did sound pretty frantic during the last “GET TO THE TOP!” Why didn’t he just take the elevator or stairs?
Why the hell are you asking questions about *Majima?*
Damn I wish I lived in a place that nice
I think I got this picture from a Tokyo apartment
I didn't know majima was SUCTION CUP MAN
Hes getting to the top
_proceeds to get hit upside the chin by a metal baseball bat being used as nunchaku_
Majima is always out there… Your chances of encountering him are never zero. Always remember this.
"Nii San how many times do i have to tell you, Elevators exist for a reason. FOR YOU TO USE THEM!"
Majima: Hmmm... Nope!
Why did i think you would listen Nii San, you march to the beat of your own drum after all.
Japanese suction cup man be like
Japanese supideru-mann
I like to think this happens every day at Sega HQ, when all of Sega's IP representatives are in a game dev meeting and then they hear this.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. R1 + Triangle
Why's Majima sound like the Nostalgia Critic
Kiryu enjoying a nice evening with Haruka thinking that nothing could go wrong
Kiryu's worst nightmare
yUme nI miteru noga nEeEnki!
Majima going to the top of the millennium tower to see kiryu in yet another yakuza confrontation
This is quite possibly the most terrifying experience on the internet
Im handing him my xbox controller (im playing yakuza 0)
Very kind of you
@@CabaretGrand second hand trauma 🥰
Bro knew I was watching zombie movies without him so he took matters into his own hands
Considering he is watching a zombie flick in dead souls it's plausible.
majima as suction cup man
I'm crying, this is amazing 🤣
I'm throwing a brick out of my window
'lets get to the bottom'
man, he climbed that building in little over a minute, how the fuck?
It’s Goro Majima.
Suction Cup Man looks different than I remember...
I love that this comes up in my recommendations now since I woke up from a dream just as Majima was about to beat me with a bat.
Coincidence, or something more?
I love how literal this is😹