"We'll fix it in post" I'm sure was a very commonly used statement while filming those 😂 And any meat turns brown if painted with varnish, and we never see the other side of the hard cooked steak. But I love those infomercials
He's got himself wedged in there awfully close to her during the filming, fortunately we don't hear of any off camera accusations like "he took it out" like Elaines date did on Seinfeld.
@@tachyonpulse I had heard that "Juicy" Joe Fowler accompanied her to all of her infomercial studio shoots, just to make sure there were no "off camera shenanigans" going on.
22:50 "It looks like it came from a restaurant." That's such a hollow statement. It adds no meaningful description. I've seen some very, VERY terrible restaurants. And yes, that does look like it could have come from one of them.
I'm not trying to be mean but this looks EXACTLY like hospital food. I bet it TASTES like hospital food, too. I spend a lot of time in and out of hospitals for a chronic illness and I swear I'm having flashbacks to the bland, tasteless food. I bet people don't lose weight because the food is healthier with this thing. They're healthier because the food you cook with this thing is so unappealing that you can only eat a few spoonfuls.
Why does it have two sides, but you can only choose between switching on lower side only or both. Shouldn't there be an 'upper side only' option as well? What the fuck, this is like really pissing me off.
@@adamcharp Electric stoves actually do use a lot of energy. I get power alerts when I use the stove for more than an hour at a time in a day. It's an extra $1-3 a day. Considering I normally only use $2 a day on power, that's actually considerable percentage wise.
Of course, she DOES get a bowl dirty. She puts the salad in the serving bowl. Which obviously you have to do to serve it. So... she was referring to dirtying a SEPARTE bowl just to toss the salad in the dressing? Who would have done that in this scenario? Nobody. Everyone would have poured the lettuce into the serving bowl, put the dressing on, and tossed it in the serving bowl. No dirtying an extra bowl. I realize in restaurants they would toss in separate bowl, but at home? For a packaged Caesar salad? Come on.
I love to imagine Cathy all alone in her kitchen with random bullshit kitchen gadgets dinging and beeping while she uses up her leftovers and makes sus cinnamon-roll abominations 'for the children' who must be like 50yo by now.
Cathy: “Are you three hungry? Lemme cook you up a ribeye, grilled salmon and some meatloaf!” *turns to left* “And you three? Share this personal pizza and a can of soup.”
Incredible! Did those chicken tenders @ 4:57 automatically flipped themselves? I'M SOLD! Wwwaaaiiittt a minute??? @ 5:32 those tenders are UNflipped for some reason then she flipped them, The hell?! 🤨
I just figured it: crap like this was ment for people who don't have a stove for some reason. But they never said it out loud so that idiots who have a stove would buy it anyway.
Yeah... not to mention the earlier versions apparently all flaked off, as others have claimed and she even seems to admit to in the beginning of this video! People got that in their food. 😢
Lol at all the different colors of duct tape placed on random spots of the packaging to censor out the brand names. Gotta love low-budget infomercials 😉
"After fitness marketer Gaia acquired the assets of the original marketer of the GT XPress 101 and the Xpress Redi, Set Go, they abandoned the product after its initial test produced lower sales that the predecessors." Sad to say this product is no more.
Well, I think that this informercial came out sometime in 2012 because I saw the Xpress Ready Set Go informercial in 2009. I wouldn’t call Cathy Mitchell Chunky. She looks great since she is cooking with minimal oil.
Imagine living in the alternate universe of informercials. The simplist tasks render you completey inept, you are in fear of danger using items millions of people already use multiple times a day, and you have mere minutes to complete anything outside of work. Plus, your interpersonal dialogue is dominated by your corporate overlords as you scramble drastically to unnaturally wedge product plugs into everyday conversation.
What restaurant serves boiled potatoes which magically turn into mashed potatoes, shitty frozen peas and carrots and some barely-battered chicken tenders and calls it expensive? How embarrassing.
i dont think anyone knows how relaxing infomercials are to me, theyre so dumb. but it genuinely makes me feel better, calmer..
Thanks to Lord.... I thought that I'm the only one... Now we are two. 😅
ME TOO!!
Me too!
i love playing these as background sound to help me sleep lol it really gives you the feel as a kid staying up late and falling asleep to these.
100% agree
Another full length Cathy Mitchell infomercial I will now watch a million times over lol
I was raised on her stuff my grandmother would buy everything from cathy
We will make fun of it and her, but also we will want one and adore her.
@@DizzyedUpGirl could not agree more
@@nalleinsowilo6268 that's wonderful. She has allot of different products to enjoy no doubt
exactly. I thought I was alone.
@4:40 Cathy: You like a Caesar salad?
Anthony: Love it!
Cathy: Let me show you something that has absolutely nothing to do with it!
I know.... she added the chicken to it later, but it really struck me funny at first
😂
😆 😊
Not exactly
She is indeed cooking some chicken for the salad
She just decided to add some cornbread to go with the salad
It's at 4:38
90s and 2000s, the golden era of infomercials. I friggin LOVE Cathy Mitchell!!!!
I binge watched these ads during the pandemic. I love Cathy Mitchell. I think I've watched all of her informercials on UA-cam.
Are you sure about that? I looked up how many products she endorsed, and it was a LOT! lol.
"Iffy" corn muffin mix 🤣🤣🤣
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“I’m a ramen noodle expert. I got to taste this!” (Forks a carrot and eats it)
I can see people who hate or do not cook often loving this appliance, but I do enjoy cooking. This was fun to watch though. Thank you.
I don’t know why but i love those videos with this lady making food ! 😆
Cause we never do.
Damn... they got rid of the older guy and replaced him with this HOT STUD. I'd cook him an omelette in the morning after making him sweat all night.
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating that biscuit abomination, that’s for sure
What???
Her "kid" has gotta be 50. Why she still cooking his eggs?
I’ve met plenty of helpless 50 year olds sadly
When he visits and wants to make him some eggs for breakfast.
lol!!!!
LOL
LOL
Cathy could sell sand to the Arabs, and ice to the Eskimos 😂
Cathy is like a character that Edie McClurg should have played. .
Cathy could've been Thornton Melon's personal secretary!
I’ve never seen this infomercial before. It’s like Xpress lore 😂.
"We'll fix it in post" I'm sure was a very commonly used statement while filming those 😂 And any meat turns brown if painted with varnish, and we never see the other side of the hard cooked steak. But I love those infomercials
How many time are they going to remake this machine ?
But now it's already sold out.
4 times but the cases still melted and caused electric shocks.
@@KarmicSalt
4? There was the GT Express 101, the Redi Set Go, and this Platinum version. What else?
Why are we all here willingly watching infomercials?
A bag of groceries for $10?! Yeah right! Maybe if I bought them at the dollar tree (which I do, unfortunately 😕)
naw...out of curiosity, I did the list from walmart and less than $3 difference. Good considering it is 12 years later.
He's got himself wedged in there awfully close to her during the filming, fortunately we don't hear of any off camera accusations like "he took it out" like Elaines date did on Seinfeld.
Kathy was never in any danger if you know what I mean 😂😜
@@tachyonpulse I had heard that "Juicy" Joe Fowler accompanied her to all of her infomercial studio shoots, just to make sure there were no "off camera shenanigans" going on.
22:50 "It looks like it came from a restaurant."
That's such a hollow statement. It adds no meaningful description.
I've seen some very, VERY terrible restaurants. And yes, that does look like it could have come from one of them.
She is just ready to go in a split second.
I'm not trying to be mean but this looks EXACTLY like hospital food. I bet it TASTES like hospital food, too. I spend a lot of time in and out of hospitals for a chronic illness and I swear I'm having flashbacks to the bland, tasteless food. I bet people don't lose weight because the food is healthier with this thing. They're healthier because the food you cook with this thing is so unappealing that you can only eat a few spoonfuls.
“restaurant quality” 😂
Who flipped the salmon?
It was brown all over but she only touched it once
3:50 I don't know... Something seems kind of iffy about this recipe.
Bro wait is that Mr. Caffeine from that infamous ubisoft e3?
Also… it’s corn BREAD. BREAD. Not a MUFFIN
That thing is tiny. How much can you possibly cook 🍳 on it?
You know shits bad if it's made for under 10 dollars. Cathy mitchell is not necessarily a 10 star michelin chef.
Where does one get “fast food meat loaf?”
Who is the announcer
Is anyone gonna point out that for the pizza she used ketchup instead of tomato sauce? 😂
I can make these with that special equipment called a stovetop. 😂❤
Always with the little pinky finger sticking out. I think it's fake.
Why does it have two sides, but you can only choose between switching on lower side only or both. Shouldn't there be an 'upper side only' option as well? What the fuck, this is like really pissing me off.
That one camera right on top of homeboy's bald spot ruined his career.
Back into 2013 Infomercial
Does anybody believe that guy is a parent Of anything other than to poodles?
He's big gay
Where is the Jaboody boys’ dub of this?
Im curious is she even alive today
As of August 24, 2024 she is 77 years old.
@@gynandroidheadhuj. Thanks for the information. Hope you have a good day or night
@@janette2691 You too. These infomercials are a throwback for sure.
Spelled "Platinum" wrong.
i want this
Know what else is metal and heats up?
A pan.
Frying or sauce. I have both.
Fast food MEATLOAF???? Thats not a thing this fucking universe.
Well … I know this place called the “Boston Market” … 😅
I wonder if her Snatch is the same colour as her hair 🤔 asking for a friend 🤣
“You like Caesar salad”?
“Oh yeah”
“F that I’m gonna cook corn muffins!”
It’s almost like having a stove with two burners. Revolutionary!
Fr. Uses a fraction of the energy but yeah. I think that's the point too but yeah.
@@tsemiu Yeah because one of the biggest energy expenditures in a household is from use of the stove. LOL. uh huh.
hahaha, exactly
@@adamcharp Electric stoves actually do use a lot of energy. I get power alerts when I use the stove for more than an hour at a time in a day. It's an extra $1-3 a day. Considering I normally only use $2 a day on power, that's actually considerable percentage wise.
They are also easier to clean
“I’m not even gonna get a bowl dirty I’m just gonna shake it in the bag.” Cathy you little devil
Of course, she DOES get a bowl dirty. She puts the salad in the serving bowl. Which obviously you have to do to serve it. So... she was referring to dirtying a SEPARTE bowl just to toss the salad in the dressing? Who would have done that in this scenario? Nobody. Everyone would have poured the lettuce into the serving bowl, put the dressing on, and tossed it in the serving bowl. No dirtying an extra bowl. I realize in restaurants they would toss in separate bowl, but at home? For a packaged Caesar salad? Come on.
100000 IQ move
He’s all dressed up like a figure skater about to hit the ice.
joe farago must’ve been like “cathy i can’t with these xpress’es anymore”
I wish he could have been on again for the trifecta
Stahhhp lol
He burned his mouth too hard last time.
@@DizzyedUpGirl on that pizza!!!
@@kewl851 the noise he made!
I’d be pissed if I kept buying her product and she kept upgrading with new attachments to cook the same meals.
yeah and she introduces this one as "better coating that doesn't flake" translation: the last one had a piece of crap coating that flaked
18:00 that's not a sear, that's caramelization from the sugar based sauce you put on only one side.
exactly.
holy shit finally the full infomercial for this thing. the only one that was circulating for awhile was just within 9mins
Mmm unseasoned, plain chicken tender
I liked the part where she just dumped out a bag of chopped romaine lettuce.
I thought I was tripping lol. That salad was dry as hell.
Why eat that nasty Egg McMuffin when you can have an all-natural sandwich of bacon bits, egg substitute and velveeta cheese?
Yuck. I neither wanna eat this. Thanks! 😖
Lol right
Cathy’s version of anything “all natural” is always some processed crap like dough from a can. 😆
Meanwhile an Egg McMuffin has a real egg.
Fun fact: Velveeta cheese used to be a lot different than what it is today, and it actually tasted good, till it got sold and butchered.
I love to imagine Cathy all alone in her kitchen with random bullshit kitchen gadgets dinging and beeping while she uses up her leftovers and makes sus cinnamon-roll abominations 'for the children' who must be like 50yo by now.
I was confused when I first heard her voice, realizing that it wasn't a jaboody dub.
"Making the possibilities endless."
Five is apparently the end.
LOL
You know how old this is when she said she bought all those items for less than $10 and you immediately yelled to yourself, “yeah right..”
LOL I did the same.
The date of the receipt was from 2012
Now for $10 you can get the chicken and 1 package of ramen
I've never seen fast food meatloaf
Boston Market
"I can't wait another moment, I gotta have a popper... MMMmmmm." okay Aaron, we see you...
I hated these as a kid, but now that I’m grown I like to fall asleep to these lol
Me too!
Same.
Me 2
I know they're moving quick to get stuff done, but I can't stop thinking about how there isn't any salt or pepper in these thangsss lmao.
😂
It's not a Cathy Mitchell video if she doesn't do that "corndog"
LOL yeah!
Her voice is old now. I've watched her since I was a kid with "The Snackmaster" and "Microcrisp." I love Cathy Mitchell.
Don't forget the Turbo Cooker.
Anyone else just love how at 22:05 everyone was silent and giving a cringe face when the steak came out "well done, just like you asked for" 😂😂😂
That poor man most certainly did not ask for that lol.
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Cathy has been making breakfast for her ageless children for 40 years.
Cathy: “Are you three hungry? Lemme cook you up a ribeye, grilled salmon and some meatloaf!”
*turns to left*
“And you three? Share this personal pizza and a can of soup.”
😂😂😂 “and a can of soup”
LOL
LOL
Cathy: "See no sticking"
Me: looks in pan 100% sees sticking.
Also Cathy: spray nonstick spray on the pan.
26:30 "Well, the plates are empty..."
*You can clearly see there's leftovers*
Incredible! Did those chicken tenders @ 4:57 automatically flipped themselves? I'M SOLD!
Wwwaaaiiittt a minute??? @ 5:32 those tenders are UNflipped for some reason then she flipped them, The hell?! 🤨
Oh shit! Good catch!
We want Farago! We want Farago!
I wouldn't mind thicc boy Fowler either.
Ha! Cathy done traded in Joe for a younger model! Go on girl! 😂😂😂
he is a hero now....go look him up
I doubt Aaron’s claim to parenthood. Although I suppose in the waning Twink years gay men can become parents.
The salad kills me!!! There's no dressing on it!!!!
LOL
Just a plate of bagged lettuce with some dry ass chicken
I don't use dressing so it's good for me
It's Friday night, I'm watching infomercials from the 00's in 2022. Where did it all go so wrong?
Aaron Priceman is hot thou
You know he’s hella gay. Clearly a sister
I just figured it: crap like this was ment for people who don't have a stove for some reason. But they never said it out loud so that idiots who have a stove would buy it anyway.
Looking at it all I see is Teflon. Sorry sticking with my stainless steel pots and pans.
Yeah... not to mention the earlier versions apparently all flaked off, as others have claimed and she even seems to admit to in the beginning of this video! People got that in their food. 😢
Lol at all the different colors of duct tape placed on random spots of the packaging to censor out the brand names. Gotta love low-budget infomercials 😉
Also hilarious that Aaron is watching over her shoulder as if he's never seen food before!😆
I totally agree. He keeps moving his head around and it's just hilarious.
He probably trying to learn how to cook.
He had never seen _her_ food before.
LOL i love reading all your comments, you guys are hilarious
@@adamcharp I am not trying to be hilarious. I am trying to be serious.
No cinnamon buns?!?! Have they no shame anymore?
3:47 "Iffy" instead of "Jiffy" lol
"After fitness marketer Gaia acquired the assets of the original marketer of the GT XPress 101 and the Xpress Redi, Set Go, they abandoned the product after its initial test produced lower sales that the predecessors." Sad to say this product is no more.
actually there was a recall because the case melted and was causing electrical shocks.
So many continuity errors 😂
Holy hell it’s the doppelgänger of Edie Mcclurg.
Actually, if you have a regular pan at home, it will do the same job...
Yes but this is still good for uni students who live in small dorms with no space for a stove.
@@mochimoonbunnieI like your optimism!
"I've gotta have a popper." Did the folks writing this stuff know what they were doing?
Ok how does she calculate these calories?
There's tools online, but they might have hired a nutritionist or two, chiefly to check over the cookbook.
I love these nostalgic food infomercials, but this food looked so bland, dry, overcooked, and just horrible.
"Television Personality" - what a devastating description.
Sad to say food does stick even with PAM it still sticks really bad
Yup. I had the first version of this and everything I tried making stuck. Then the coating flaked off. I ended up tossing it.
Fun fact: Cathy uses her inventions to make food for her grandkids.
Which year this infomercial was filmed? Cathy looks a bit chunkier here than the Dump infomercials.
Well, I think that this informercial came out sometime in 2012 because I saw the Xpress Ready Set Go informercial in 2009. I wouldn’t call Cathy Mitchell Chunky. She looks great since she is cooking with minimal oil.
@@kianjhtung i'd definitely hit it
@@kianjhtung and without her cinnamon rolls
@@kianjhtung
She’s most definitely chunky. Stop the nonsense. Her diet is not healthy, like you think, and her figure shows it.
Imagine living in the alternate universe of informercials. The simplist tasks render you completey inept, you are in fear of danger using items millions of people already use multiple times a day, and you have mere minutes to complete anything outside of work. Plus, your interpersonal dialogue is dominated by your corporate overlords as you scramble drastically to unnaturally wedge product plugs into everyday conversation.
The corndog looks disgusting. The ratio of bread to hotdog is ridiculous. Come on, Kath...
no salt, no pepper :(
Who is Allen Priceman?
Who the EFF orders fast food meatloaf?
People who go to Boston Market?
@@Ajae78 …who goes to Boston market?
I know, right?! I personally hate meatloaf!! 😬 and the meatloaf they showed looks awful!!!
Thank goodness they cropped out dude’s head at 0:16 to spare him his dignity.
What restaurant serves boiled potatoes which magically turn into mashed potatoes, shitty frozen peas and carrots and some barely-battered chicken tenders and calls it expensive? How embarrassing.