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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +26

    Hi All The vote is in for Deathworlders , check out comunity post for more details!
    ua-cam.com/users/postUgwEynV6t6JSLnPTzhJ4AaABCQ

    • @fallenwatcher8114
      @fallenwatcher8114 4 роки тому +3

      Hi sir agro if you ever need a new story these chrysalis by beaverfur someone else already did the first three video s but they drop off the internet a couple of years ago and it's a good story 😅 thanks for reading my message and my apologies if I seem greedy I just like your voice

    • @AthanCage
      @AthanCage 4 роки тому +2

      That is one of my favorites, it's up there with Billy Bob space trucker

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +3

      @@fallenwatcher8114 got permission for it already , it will be happening after the fourth wave finishes

    • @fallenwatcher8114
      @fallenwatcher8114 4 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril I must say that is good news thank you truly thank you for you provide us with these stories in an audio form which can be consumed while doing other tasks and I don't know if you already had permission or just got it after I asked but still thank you for this story and your hard work 😌

    • @marcosgaona9266
      @marcosgaona9266 3 роки тому

      223332w2wwee3

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 роки тому +64

    Loved every moment of it. It is easy to think that Terrans only mean Humans, then you realize that we are not the only ones who live on Terra. Haha.

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +168

    I thought the aliens were attacking humanity. XD
    I wasn't disappointed. GREAT STORY!!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +15

      was a good story , glad you liked

    • @Lord_Lasagña
      @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +5

      @@AgroSquerril ALWAYS

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Рік тому +3

      Same here, but I was a bit puzzled about the part that turned out to be a fungal infection. Until the ending was revealed, I thought the aliens were trying to understand and explain bullet wounds, except it didn’t make sense to say it was a biological infection.

    • @sterlinggecko3269
      @sterlinggecko3269 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@johns9652 I thought it was lead poisoning at first, lol

  • @M4gl4d
    @M4gl4d 4 роки тому +153

    I always think "lucky buggers, didnt land in Africa and meet a colony of Army ants"

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 3 роки тому +28

      There are some mean ants in the Amazon as well. I believe fire ants are native to the Amazon as well as bullet ants.

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 3 роки тому +18

      Also several species of army ants.

    • @calliatatsu4455
      @calliatatsu4455 3 роки тому +16

      Yes they should be glad they didnt land during migrating season for army ants

    • @KingMarkus222
      @KingMarkus222 3 роки тому +3

      SAIFU!

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 Рік тому +3

      @@seanrea550 oooo, bullet ants are NASTY

  • @hazydoom69
    @hazydoom69 3 роки тому +57

    You telling me these bugs used suicide bomb attacks on ants cause that's bloody hilarious.

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 3 роки тому +89

    Aliens: A garden world will fall without too much trouble.
    Humanity: *laughs in deathworlder*

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 3 роки тому +19

      Human: laughs in lawnmower

    • @anondabomb
      @anondabomb Рік тому +5

      @@seanpeacock4290 damn it, ya got me with that one… take my damn like and don’t choke.

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 3 роки тому +59

    Hehe look a tiny aliens fighting against our ants. Human child: let’s use this magnifying glass to take a closer look at them.......🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!

  • @kingnight4823
    @kingnight4823 3 роки тому +36

    I want this person to make another story about this. If their waste is combustible = fuel I can see humanity trying their hardest to get into a relationship with them or dam well domesticat them

  • @Lucian00311
    @Lucian00311 10 місяців тому +1

    Great story. The twist at the end was really unexpected.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 роки тому +54

    When they mentioned that the aliens excrement was flammable, I thought there was going to be a bit about this discovery solving a fuel crisis. 😆

    • @SetzerII
      @SetzerII 3 роки тому +11

      It would be interesting to watch a car running on a tank full of phosphorus. From a safe distance.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 роки тому +5

      @@SetzerII Marketing Department: It's a "hot" new item. 🔥

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 Рік тому +1

      *Fortunate Son starts playing*

  • @ryancronwell6368
    @ryancronwell6368 3 роки тому +10

    Honestly I was confused when it said many billions or perhaps more, but now it makes sense.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +62

    Well I’d say that ants are the closest second to humans.

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 Рік тому +3

      By mass there's no contest. Ants win on numbers too 😂

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus Рік тому +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @Cretaal
    @Cretaal 3 роки тому +8

    Well... today I got tricked into thinking that fungus is bullets... that's a thing now.

  • @StarForgers
    @StarForgers Рік тому +6

    I would totally keep them in a HIGHLY secured container for an alien ant farm!

    • @vinnyganzano1930
      @vinnyganzano1930 Рік тому +1

      Only a Smooth Criminal would come up with that idea.

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 6 місяців тому +2

    A more noble end than "the entire fleet was eaten by a small dog."

  • @Aim54Delta
    @Aim54Delta 3 роки тому +39

    I like how deep this runs as a thought exercise. You can "play it straight" during the perspective of the alien bug and assess their approach to assaulting our civilization and how their sensory organs led them to not properly interpret machinery.
    Then you can work it from the twist side of things and appreciate how life out there may very well be smaller - and this entire hive might have its hands full fighting a few humans. Would make an excellent Aliens piggyback or even satire.
    Alternatively, it would be hilarious to see a "super superior hivemind" waylaid by ants amid their attempt to invade.

    • @commmander64
      @commmander64 3 роки тому +5

      Omg. Native ants wiping out invaders would be actally sweet. Imagine if they escaped only to ring young federalized queen along. It would be a very tiny version if the alien movie lol.

    • @Aim54Delta
      @Aim54Delta 3 роки тому +3

      @@commmander64
      Having some crazy plantoid species invade only to find ants trying to farm their 'hair,' carpenter ants representing out of control staph infections, and then termites being a sort of necrosis.
      In the end, a passive-aggressive invasion by plants that want to choke out our native plants ends up getting BTFOed to the extent we have to deploy some of our banned insecticides to try and keep these fascinating plant assholes from being exterminated by termites.

  • @nathanjensen3928
    @nathanjensen3928 4 роки тому +31

    Lol what a bait and switch

  • @tyler58701
    @tyler58701 3 роки тому +12

    Well I can officially say I've listened to enough of these that I can recite the intro by memory and at the same pace

  • @allielightfoot2769
    @allielightfoot2769 Рік тому +2

    Who else thought that it wasn’t fungus but bullets? What a great misdirection story.

  • @daniel_f4050
    @daniel_f4050 Рік тому +3

    The surprising bit to me was that the alien hive didn’t recognize fire. Their “ship” entering the atmosphere was consumed by it so I’d have thought they would easily recognize the situation.
    Regardless, damn fine story with a clever twist.

  • @paleflame
    @paleflame 4 роки тому +114

    Only realized it was ants not humans and fungi not iron at the end. A good red herring.

    • @dksamuri
      @dksamuri 3 роки тому +3

      You kinda ruined the big reveal

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 3 роки тому +3

      @@dksamuri shouldn't have looked at the comments lol

    • @Alphahye
      @Alphahye 3 роки тому +1

      @@reecetaylor2626 it's right below the video...

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, just don't scroll down

    • @Alphahye
      @Alphahye 3 роки тому +1

      @@reecetaylor2626 Ah yes, that does seem to be the correct choice. Good job, old chap. You've done it! You've solved the problem!

  • @laserlights9684
    @laserlights9684 3 роки тому +4

    I noticed once the "digging elaborate tunnels" i was like...."we dont really do that" but didnt think ants

  • @weirdlan.d3144
    @weirdlan.d3144 2 роки тому +4

    I've been having so many emotional problem over the fact of trying to figure out if these were bugs or not I guess in the beginning but then when they got to the things appearing in them I assumed they were getting shot

  • @m.t.fguard8309
    @m.t.fguard8309 2 роки тому +7

    I was kind of confused at first on how a big ass watch toy vehicles huge titical and sex was able to crash down into the Amazon rainforest without causing some kind of problem until it went to the human prospectors and I burst out laughing because it made sense after that

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 3 роки тому +25

    So the invader ants died from cordesyps fungus and fire 🔥 fire that it could not perceive

  • @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh
    @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh 4 роки тому +22

    That was funny it got me very good

  • @LordGertz
    @LordGertz 3 роки тому +12

    Finally ants are recognized as the true dominate lifeform of Earth.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      yarp

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril They are not, nothing even close. I look at this from the point of view of an Evolutionary Ecologist by trade. You want the dominant life form on Earth? Look at why EVERY life form on our planet has an Immune system....
      Bacteria....

  • @M4gl4d
    @M4gl4d Рік тому +1

    I always thought they were lucky no legionary ant swarm ever found them

  • @johnnycampbell3422
    @johnnycampbell3422 3 роки тому +4

    And an ant eater shows up and blows their mind.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому +1

    I had to relisten to this. I kept thinking it was bullets. Bullets don't spread. I thought the fire was mussels. What it really was was so much better.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 роки тому +7

    At first I thought that the unexpected deaths were due to them getting eaten by birds or something.

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 3 роки тому +14

    I would’ve liked to have seen their reaction to humans

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 9 місяців тому +1

      Too big to even properly comprehend.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 роки тому +1

    I originally thought they were accidentally absorbing litter and trash and dying from that.

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 роки тому +9

    Yeah I figured it was something like that that they were going to be very very small. I did not suspect answer first so yeah it makes sense humans were just too big they could not notice them

  • @scalycopperhead1674
    @scalycopperhead1674 4 роки тому +7

    cordyceps man lol

  • @MyrdinAnnoth
    @MyrdinAnnoth Рік тому +1

    Ok gotta admit, they author got me there. Well played!

  • @nerovalquel1844
    @nerovalquel1844 3 роки тому +5

    Not gonna lie, this story have me on the first half.

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 3 роки тому +5

    Here I am thinking tyranid inspired alien the whole time and then I get ants. To bad they didn't ruin into the amazon army ants.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 2 роки тому +1

    perspective is always important.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Рік тому +3

    LOL, Our ants and a forest fire defeat an alien threat.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 2 роки тому +1

    What A Twist!

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 3 роки тому +2

    That ending though. Lol
    *what a twist*

  • @benballard5930
    @benballard5930 2 роки тому +3

    What I don’t get is why didn’t the aliens think the ants were a hivemind. I mean, they are, aren’t they?

    • @Garmin21111
      @Garmin21111 2 роки тому +1

      Kinda, each individual is intelligent and they aren't mindless and they use pheromones to communicate not "wireless" like these aliens. They are a hivemind by our standards but not by the aliens

  • @gamegirl8722
    @gamegirl8722 4 роки тому +8

    Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

  • @DragonEyeMC
    @DragonEyeMC Рік тому +1

    At frist I thought they were ants I was kinda close

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan 10 місяців тому +1

    It's a miniature War of the World's

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 роки тому +4

    Fatally terrorized ants!! FTA!!

  • @slavking992
    @slavking992 6 місяців тому

    Such a delightful story.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +3

    keeper going

  • @Shatterwings060
    @Shatterwings060 4 роки тому +2

    Man i want more of this...

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 3 роки тому +1

    Today's date is 8,30,21. Alright algobot, do your thing.

  • @rezredstripe2774
    @rezredstripe2774 3 роки тому +1

    Good reading, and what a twist

  • @purgejmi
    @purgejmi 3 роки тому +1

    That's an awesome twist lmao

  • @fallenwatcher8114
    @fallenwatcher8114 4 роки тому +8

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
    This one is first once more

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +5

      But were you the first like? I guess not, for it was me.

    • @fallenwatcher8114
      @fallenwatcher8114 4 роки тому +3

      @@purpledevilr7463 😒I forget

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 4 роки тому +1

      I am so just AHHHHHH why can’t I drink more g fuel

  • @Garmin21111
    @Garmin21111 2 роки тому

    This was one of my favorite stories.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm!

  • @dwarvengamesmith9726
    @dwarvengamesmith9726 Рік тому +1

    All of that just to become a farmed fuel source for humans 😅

  • @mixtapeWA
    @mixtapeWA 4 роки тому +1

    This kinda feels like edge of tomorrow lmao

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +4

    Forkin great!

  • @justinreijnders8992
    @justinreijnders8992 4 роки тому +6

    The link to the original story doesn't seem to be working

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +1

      Corrected , thanks for pointing it out. Was an extra / at the end.

  • @Luthor_
    @Luthor_ 5 місяців тому

    Thats not a garden world, that’s a death world.

  • @arl4422
    @arl4422 Рік тому +1

    LOL

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 3 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm!

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 4 роки тому +1

    Freaking bugs.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому +1

    114th, 2 July 2023

  • @ignusthemad3150
    @ignusthemad3150 3 роки тому

    F.T.A

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 6 місяців тому

    this story was too much rambling. Stopping 100 min in.

  • @nolenjones8748
    @nolenjones8748 2 роки тому

    Personal note: Avoid this one.... its just a joke the takes 30 minutes to get to the punch line.