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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 5 років тому +160

    "Dares work because the long-term effects of head trauma are minor compared to the pain of being called _a p*ssy."_
    Well-said.

  • @varlakittykat
    @varlakittykat 9 років тому +321

    "I mess with electricity."
    "What do you mean?"
    "I'm an electrician."
    lolz

    • @icefire1316
      @icefire1316 9 років тому +1

      +varlakittykat at least the por thing is just a hobby

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 5 років тому +1

      Can you imagine if every time you called an electrician the first thing the guy who answers says is "ABC Electricians Inc. We mess with electricity. How can I help you?"

  • @PyroNinja713
    @PyroNinja713 5 років тому +53

    I think the brief part where he talks about the bowling ball is literally the only time I've ever seen Daniel acting completely out of character and serious. Lol

  • @lotionhour
    @lotionhour 7 років тому +93

    "It's just like when you ladies get together to hurt each other's feelings."

  • @skepticstoic1
    @skepticstoic1 6 років тому +19

    "Sorry we could only afford one helmet."😂😂😂

  • @AndreaFooLOL
    @AndreaFooLOL 8 років тому +265

    Tosh totally looks like a suburban dad with that outfit hahaha

    • @blade9852
      @blade9852 8 років тому +7

      +Andrea Foo Yeah the dudes like 40 yrs old

    • @God-up2co
      @God-up2co 8 років тому +4

      +I SLAyed MEDUSA! he looks like he's 20

    • @chrispratt4911
      @chrispratt4911 8 років тому +4

      +the boss Nah, more like 29

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 8 років тому +4

      Nah, he looks like a 40--year-old trying to hold onto his youth. *buh duh tss*

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr 7 років тому

      Kinda ironic how he will never have kids lol

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 8 років тому +23

    I really want to see Daniel do a feature-length web redemption of Chris-Chan.

  • @brokenlife1263
    @brokenlife1263 6 років тому +3

    "Those aren't good doctor's" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @4eyes2sea
    @4eyes2sea 8 років тому +11

    omg... Daniel gets me laughing TO TEARS many MANY times in this clip. He's amazing to put it lightly.

  • @iGaveLiaHIV
    @iGaveLiaHIV 4 роки тому

    4:45 lmaooo the face and tone of real, genuine regret

  • @jonadams5547
    @jonadams5547 4 роки тому +2

    “Everything went real bright” concussion.

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 Рік тому

    The flare was the cherry on top!😂😂😂

  • @cerealkilla8930
    @cerealkilla8930 8 років тому +71

    What's 160 times 2? Let's think about that.

    • @rich925cal1
      @rich925cal1 8 років тому +9

      320

    • @NikolaTesla3
      @NikolaTesla3 8 років тому +8

      He was joking about how dumb that guy was that took me and everyone else like 1 second to figure out

    • @jnino97
      @jnino97 8 років тому +5

      +rich925cal1 shut it

    • @evanosburn718
      @evanosburn718 6 років тому +9

      So what's the answer? They never gave it... I hate when shows do that. Click bait... unsubscribed, disliked and reported

    • @douglasmacneil4474
      @douglasmacneil4474 6 років тому

      Cereal Killa 33333333. right?

  • @sneakerhead0327
    @sneakerhead0327 4 роки тому +1

    The Evel Knievel Jumpsuit is🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 7 років тому +2

    That Super Dave Osborne costume!! Awesomeness!

  • @miguelparada2286
    @miguelparada2286 3 місяці тому

    "Wow everything was bright af."
    Yeah that's cuz somebody moved the ground from your hands and landed it on your head 😂😂😂

  • @CH4RonBurgandy
    @CH4RonBurgandy 4 роки тому +33

    Kobe joke still holds up?

    • @tributechannel5253
      @tributechannel5253 4 роки тому +9

      Is it sad that when I heard the kobe joke I had to come see who commented about it lol

    • @30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44
      @30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 4 роки тому

      BC Bob i think the joke is that he is dead now or something idk im not very good at the social cues

    • @solomonanczarski5402
      @solomonanczarski5402 4 роки тому +3

      him dying doesn't unrape that woman

  • @04dram04
    @04dram04 8 років тому +7

    It would have been coo, if he actually did the stunt and signed a waiver. I'm sure he would have been down, if the show lawyers, didn't play it safe.

  • @bernvigz9138
    @bernvigz9138 Рік тому

    The best part was when he asked what's 160 X 2....I lost it lol

  • @0tuc
    @0tuc 3 роки тому +1

    Random fact: that is really Daniel Tosh @1:14.

  • @COLTONVON1983
    @COLTONVON1983 4 роки тому +1

    Dude probably knocked his Atlas out of alignment. Regular doctors never catch it, theyre just not qualified. He should go to an Atlas orthogonist asap. This kind of misalignment can make you go blind years later or worse if not treated.

  • @COLTONVON1983
    @COLTONVON1983 5 років тому +1

    Dude probably knocked his Atlas out of alignment, the first bone your skull sits on. 99% of the time md doctors dont catch this and its left u diagnosed. Then over time you notice more and more aches and pains until after a few years youre inso much pain you cant walk. Only an Atlas orthogonist doctor can correctly diagnose this misalignment. Do not go to a regular chiropractor. Good luck dude.

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263
    @ahsansiddiqui4263 9 років тому +10

    hey heres a news flash buses in some countries dont break stop they slow down just enough for you to get off. so you put your foot on the ground running in the direction of the bus!

  • @Pencil0fDoom
    @Pencil0fDoom 6 років тому +1

    No way omg... that flare shot KILLED me! Scrubbing back for screen grab. My sticky parts hurt.

  • @naveyarg9771
    @naveyarg9771 5 років тому +1

    hahaha i like how instead of answering the 160 x 2 he just said... "ughh..." that is so me...

  • @TheOneGhost-xy7je
    @TheOneGhost-xy7je 8 років тому +57

    Prophets of Regret....sounds like your friend got the name from Halo Wars and just added an S at the end.

    • @brandonjones9457
      @brandonjones9457 8 років тому +28

      Exactly what I thought. They seem nice enough but Pack of Retards would be a more fitting name.

    • @555bigshot
      @555bigshot 6 років тому +4

      TheOneGhost5012 prophet of regret was in halo 2 as well he got infected by the flood or was that mercy regret the master chief killed lol it’s been a while since I’ve played it

  • @jonmills657
    @jonmills657 4 роки тому +1

    It got bright because he looked into the sun just before smashing his head on the pavement 🤣🤣

  • @kb01663
    @kb01663 2 роки тому

    Who else laughs before clicking on the video, cuz you already know it's gonna be funny af

  • @McNab_80
    @McNab_80 7 років тому

    The funniest part was when Tosh puts his neck collar on wrong way before the stunt in the car lol

  • @guccigucci5002
    @guccigucci5002 8 років тому +9

    jj the leader lmfao

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 7 років тому

      Adam K
      He’s the one in the back when they “play train””

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 5 років тому +1

    Outro volume is scaring my parents!
    KNOCK IT OFF!

  • @frankiefigzz1
    @frankiefigzz1 4 роки тому +1

    LOL!! Fk the 160 thing fking killed me!!

  • @vanessadotson8067
    @vanessadotson8067 4 роки тому +3

    Tosh is super funny he's hilarious an it's ppls with far less talent an there making unfunny movie an other B.S. I'll support TOSH NO MATTER WHAT HE'S ONE OF THE GREATS!!! (-:

  • @FireIsTheCIeanser
    @FireIsTheCIeanser 5 років тому +1

    He looks cute with short hair. The Evel Knievel costume also works well

  • @wutflex
    @wutflex 4 роки тому +6

    The Kobe jokes hit different now...

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 роки тому

    3:26 That's not wood.
    Hahahahahahahaha

  • @LWNmusic
    @LWNmusic 4 роки тому +1

    Rip Kobe

  • @SeriouslyJoking
    @SeriouslyJoking 9 років тому

    Love that outro music.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому

    Thank goodness he’s an electrician. I was worried he, like all of us, did electricity stunts.

  • @austinysla6331
    @austinysla6331 Рік тому

    "Knock on wood. That's not wood."

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +1

    2:05 So I'm guessing this guy has witnessed a flashbang going off, or is he referring to video games?

  • @wowf0rl1f3
    @wowf0rl1f3 4 роки тому

    So I can attest that you see bright lights with any hard hit to the head, called a flash knock down in combat sports. Rarely remember a few seconds before but happens

  • @thom5499
    @thom5499 5 років тому +2

    Anyone else notice Tosh mentioning he put cider at the end in case he was underage or if he has a problem(an alcoholic). Thats was pretty nice of him, undoubtedly knows some alcoholics or addicts.

    • @davidcolley4756
      @davidcolley4756 Рік тому

      Or he just thought it was funny and unexpected thing to do

  • @brutalomen9594
    @brutalomen9594 5 років тому +1

    That's so embarrassing to not know 160 plus 160 ... But hey you can fall over a car right.. I'll drink an extra beer for you tonight car guy

    • @seagawk1254
      @seagawk1254 5 років тому

      It was a joke

    • @brutalomen9594
      @brutalomen9594 5 років тому

      @@seagawk1254 the car jumpers blank face suggests otherwise.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 5 років тому +1

    The Prophet of Regret is a character from Halo, that dude stole it.

    • @kanyejerome
      @kanyejerome 5 років тому

      Max Hyde halo 2 right?

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 5 років тому

      @@kanyejerome Uh idk, he's a character in every convenant game because he's one of the main leaders, but idk when he pops up.

  • @schmidt640
    @schmidt640 7 років тому

    Haha! Thanks for the laugh on my bday. The actual lake stunt was excellent but my favorite part was the sparkling cider comments.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 4 роки тому

    everything went bright when you were facing the sun for that instance.

  • @rileyc71
    @rileyc71 6 років тому

    Does anybody know the name of the dubstep song that they play a clip of at the end of the episode? 7:10

  • @mikegniadek3396
    @mikegniadek3396 5 років тому

    Hey tosh have you ever been to Epstiens island????

  • @geinikan1kan
    @geinikan1kan 9 років тому +2

    160 X 2. Really, he shakes his head? This is troubling. This is not calculus. This is "I want to buy two chocolate bars" arithmetic. Fuck.

  • @cerealkilla8930
    @cerealkilla8930 8 років тому +7

    Those aren't good doctors.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому

      Cereal Killa
      The farthest I’ve gone in my medical training is “Combat Lifesaver” in the Army, a mere forty hours of training... and apparently I know more about concussions that the “doctors” at whatever third world shithole hospital made from cardboard that he went to... I suspect some public hospital in Arkansas or Wales.....

  • @jackfrost9480
    @jackfrost9480 6 років тому +1

    Got mad two seconds after he ask whats 160×2 I was like bitch answer

  • @OneManOneSea
    @OneManOneSea 9 років тому +137

    If he was black he would've at least gotten to 33mph

    • @lemfarba4827
      @lemfarba4827 6 років тому +16

      matt kaminga If he was black he'd be doing it with a stolen car.

    • @leetskeet4476
      @leetskeet4476 6 років тому +5

      And he wouldnt have felt the pain from it afterwards due to the PCP/crack

    • @donjohnson5424
      @donjohnson5424 6 років тому +4

      33mph? Nah, that's too fast. Let's compromise, they'd probably be closer to three fifths of that.

    • @andrewferguson7285
      @andrewferguson7285 5 років тому

      33 Definitely IS Sponsoring This ;)

    • @lurenzoquick4423
      @lurenzoquick4423 4 роки тому +1

      If he was black he wouldn’t do that

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 4 роки тому

    Mark Sommers. A name I haven’t heard since the 90’s

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 8 років тому +48

    320
    320
    320
    320
    320
    320
    320

    • @PTarahb
      @PTarahb 7 років тому +2

      why the fuck isn't he listening?!

    • @hammeringhank5271
      @hammeringhank5271 7 років тому

      I was about to say.

    • @queenie16
      @queenie16 7 років тому +2

      I was literally repeating that the whole time. And I suck at math.

    • @TheOnlyBobE
      @TheOnlyBobE 6 років тому +2

      Wonder how long it took Jaycie to figure it out...

    • @laars8015
      @laars8015 5 років тому +1

      Did you use a calculator 🤔

  • @tylerstanley9694
    @tylerstanley9694 6 років тому

    I wonder if he has ever even felt a flash bang.

  • @__Mr.P
    @__Mr.P 5 років тому

    That Def left a Mark lol

  • @aoikweinstein5023
    @aoikweinstein5023 4 роки тому

    Tosh wearing his Super Dave outfit

  • @otismyman5112
    @otismyman5112 4 роки тому

    Sorry we could only afford one helmet, I love it

  • @toriskylar337
    @toriskylar337 7 років тому

    What's up with Tosh wearing Dad jeans. LoL

  • @yourbigheadcousin5434
    @yourbigheadcousin5434 4 роки тому

    Just keep asking him if he's okay, itll work itself out eventually

  • @blackwoodknight4913
    @blackwoodknight4913 7 років тому +3

    160*2=320 you are welcome.

    • @Fuzzyburritto93
      @Fuzzyburritto93 5 років тому

      Yeah, definitely needed the help thanks bro

  • @phoenixnorth3385
    @phoenixnorth3385 5 років тому +1

    Everything bright (translation- concussion)

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому

      “Those aren’t good doctors.”

  • @kristiee6241
    @kristiee6241 5 років тому

    The fact that they went from 10mph to 20mph and didn't think that would be diff just shows the USA is continuing to fail at math!

  • @22vx
    @22vx 4 роки тому

    AMERICA... he shouted from behind the wheel of his Japanese car.

  • @MetaDecker
    @MetaDecker 9 років тому

    Tosh.0 looks like Marc Summers! whooaaa duuuudde..

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 5 років тому

    I probably should have tried 15 mph before 20mph.

  • @peaceman5044
    @peaceman5044 8 років тому +4

    That new Verizon add is sooo annoying! who did that atrocity?!!

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 5 років тому +1

    lol omg that first attempt looked so unathletic. Kinda feel like it was 2 fails : / : P

  • @XRatedRalph
    @XRatedRalph 9 років тому

    good shit dudes

  • @MartinAston00
    @MartinAston00 6 років тому

    If he would’ve went straight in the water it wouldn’t have been to bad... but slamming on that concrete first, had to of hurt his back 😧

  • @bern9642
    @bern9642 5 років тому

    They can't multiple 160 by 2 in their heads. America's education system.

  • @groonberry8612
    @groonberry8612 6 років тому

    I was gonna say "hey my names JJ" but then I saw what that JJ did and thought should I post this....ah screw it

  • @CMstorm2112
    @CMstorm2112 8 років тому

    whats the song at the end?

  • @richb5478
    @richb5478 5 років тому

    I don't think he was actually in the container when they actually did it he he he

  • @Caius1930
    @Caius1930 9 років тому

    What is the outro song?

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 5 років тому

    With a lot more speed that boat trick could have worked

  • @youngche8226
    @youngche8226 5 років тому

    Is this ole dude from POR that juggalo stunt crew

  • @WASIV
    @WASIV 6 років тому

    physics my man. can you run 20 mph? No. so what would make you think you could hurdle a car traveling 20mph?

  • @rodneyparisien1997
    @rodneyparisien1997 8 років тому +3

    Is it car jumping, if u don't jump the car

    • @cmallory7511
      @cmallory7511 8 років тому +4

      I think it's just being run over, at that point.

  • @TheComputerBender
    @TheComputerBender 9 років тому

    if he would had more speed, better brakes, and launched the car correctly then that would have been cooler

  • @deeahnah2456
    @deeahnah2456 5 років тому

    That bruise 😳

  • @ThisGuyRides
    @ThisGuyRides 9 років тому

    Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker

  • @JB-tm4ht
    @JB-tm4ht 3 місяці тому

    when i got knocked out from a relevant fall, everything went black..

  • @xfaded_venomx5410
    @xfaded_venomx5410 7 років тому +1

    Lol he thought he cheated it

  • @GrungeMaster92
    @GrungeMaster92 5 років тому

    I dont think he was in that cargo container

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 Рік тому

    Seriously this is a warning to all. Please don't take too many hits to the dome. It'll ruin your life.

  • @juryc9042
    @juryc9042 5 років тому

    Lol did u see hula hoop gorl go running down the hill? I think some people didnt know what was going on. 😋

  • @halofreak644
    @halofreak644 8 років тому +1

    outro song?

  • @walnut4276
    @walnut4276 6 років тому +2

    160x2=320mph

    • @ezracyr4932
      @ezracyr4932 6 років тому

      Congratulations you know grade two math

  • @mikloowl4899
    @mikloowl4899 4 роки тому +2

    Men have more fun in life, with that comes an element of danger.

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 6 років тому

    Bet you anything he wasn't actually in there.

  • @marcmaartenful
    @marcmaartenful 5 років тому

    Your stunt looks like he hit his back then head on the curb and was knocked out and broken t4-6 vetebre while he was floating around in that box

  • @led_farmer
    @led_farmer 4 роки тому +3

    Even Kobe Bryant and he was accused of rape ... we all forget that in 2020

  • @grabielamador1841
    @grabielamador1841 5 років тому

    Dam Jack in the box!!

  • @mariosandoval5347
    @mariosandoval5347 6 років тому

    Probably shouldn't have gone up in 10 mile an hour increments. 2 or 3 would have probably been better for him.

  • @coronapapi
    @coronapapi 7 років тому

    88MPH and you time travel

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab 8 років тому +8

    160 times 2= 320

  • @ssskywalk3rrr
    @ssskywalk3rrr 9 років тому

    is he gonna be ok?

  • @jacobgoldenofficial4321
    @jacobgoldenofficial4321 5 років тому

    What's 160×2 ?..........
    ...?