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  • @takedomuremasa3933
    @takedomuremasa3933 8 років тому +3544

    This dude is literally Steve from American Dad xD

    • @Vaultboy-qi5bu
      @Vaultboy-qi5bu 8 років тому +9

      lol awsome!

    • @takedomuremasa3933
      @takedomuremasa3933 8 років тому

      rana ahmed You're only 6 years late, buddy... And it's Red Dead Redemption... smh

    • @puddin9549
      @puddin9549 8 років тому +2

      +Peter Griffin lol that's bc he shot Santa Claus

    • @leightonki6726
      @leightonki6726 7 років тому +7

      You still win this comment section.

    • @babo85
      @babo85 6 років тому +4

      Welp, squirting another sip of beer trough my nose... Thanks buddy.

  • @MooseStoves
    @MooseStoves 8 років тому +2136

    "there has to be a witness to be a confirmed kill" that was straight savage. like thats legendary.

    • @elfumadormangoblunts3042
      @elfumadormangoblunts3042 7 років тому +31

      MooseStoves I CAME WHEN HE SAID THAT

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 6 років тому +76

      The kid became an instant badass in my eyes once he said that.

    • @moahhabiib
      @moahhabiib 6 років тому +3

      cervezadog finding a corpse can lead to the same result , hence the badass quote

    • @moahhabiib
      @moahhabiib 6 років тому +7

      cervezadog confirmed kills is usually a thing in wars ( unless the case of a serial killer ) pretty sure plenty of undecayed bodies lies all over in wars , keep in mind confirmed kills is mostly associated with snipers , where having the ear is a non practical option

    • @danielarsenault7618
      @danielarsenault7618 6 років тому +14

      Probably written by the writers

  • @odog9338
    @odog9338 9 років тому +2349

    He looks like Tina from Bob's Burger

    • @laughingocelot2097
      @laughingocelot2097 9 років тому +17

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.....

    • @avedic
      @avedic 9 років тому +2

      +Antonio McReynolds Or Jared Leto's Joker.

    • @notreallyiguess9358
      @notreallyiguess9358 9 років тому

      omg, he does lol

    • @l-dogthegreat4746
      @l-dogthegreat4746 9 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @shivonnemorris4952
      @shivonnemorris4952 9 років тому +1

      lmao yes it's true. I think that just like the bible thumping zealots this kid chooses what he wants to get from the Constitution.

  • @DavidJohnson-ho3bz
    @DavidJohnson-ho3bz 4 роки тому +535

    "police get a free gun just for dropping out of high school and completing an obstacle course."
    Oh man! Effin dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidg2479
      @davidg2479 4 роки тому +14

      I dropped out of high school, and now I'm not even allowed to join the force without getting some sort of secondary education, because apparently a G.E.D. isn't good enough.

    • @sigmawolf6717
      @sigmawolf6717 4 роки тому +5

      Police are fucking dummies!!!! It's funny cuz it's true!!!

    • @sigmawolf6717
      @sigmawolf6717 4 роки тому +3

      Alpha echo
      How'd you know

    • @jimmywelch4659
      @jimmywelch4659 4 роки тому +4

      @@sigmawolf6717 stop breaking the law asshole.

    • @ironwoodnf
      @ironwoodnf 4 роки тому +2

      @@davidg2479 yah you quit. There are plenty of people who didn't quit HS & got some college that are looking to get in.

  • @MikeFields83
    @MikeFields83 5 років тому +216

    “Black people go kayaking??”🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mcalvinscott
      @mcalvinscott 5 років тому +3

      I guess you've never gone fishing before. North shore long island. Lots of black people kayak fishing. You are obviously pushing the "black people can't swim"myth

    • @joemomma707
      @joemomma707 5 років тому +12

      MrCobra83 all the people I know that can’t swim are Black.

    • @valentnoburnette3350
      @valentnoburnette3350 4 роки тому +10

      @@mcalvinscott it's a line from the skit ...u must be traumatized

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 4 роки тому +8

      @@valentnoburnette3350 right? A whole paragraph for no damn reason 💀💀

    • @imyouyoureme1533
      @imyouyoureme1533 4 роки тому +6

      @@mcalvinscott black people cant swim and white people have shitty barbecues and don't season their food - learn to laugh at bullshit like that.. You give it weight and power when you take it seriously.. and it makes you look weak.
      I personally laugh at this shit because when I was growing up, my best friend always wanted to go to the pool to hang after we played basketball for hours at our park.. and then after he'd come hang at my place to eat, Haha. And he loved the food. He was black - I was white. We didnt even know that there was a difference between us - because there wasnt at that point in time. We had to be taught about the hatred that exists within others.. Damn shame.
      Just laugh, man... .. because the crying and dying is coming regardless if you laugh or not. Best of luck

  • @Kylestruth7
    @Kylestruth7 8 років тому +95

    "There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill" I lost it there.

  • @travismonahan7225
    @travismonahan7225 8 років тому +333

    You're 59 and wear graphic tees, explain yourself

  • @AwesomeMullet69
    @AwesomeMullet69 9 років тому +63

    "That's not what I'm paying you for" LOL

  • @3Demon100
    @3Demon100 4 роки тому +86

    Love how he goes to the fight church. The Dainel Tosh Cinematic Universe is coming together

    • @Karpiel73
      @Karpiel73 4 роки тому +5

      Tosh lit up when he said his pastor was on the show! 🤣

  • @sarahfrom9683
    @sarahfrom9683 4 роки тому +361

    “...where liberal celebs who hate guns get rich making movies that glorify them.”
    truer words were never spoken.

    • @transgenderific1507
      @transgenderific1507 4 роки тому +5

      Apparently you don't read.

    • @sarahfrom9683
      @sarahfrom9683 4 роки тому +12

      @@transgenderific1507 bruh what??

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 3 роки тому +2

      You’re not wrong at all

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 роки тому +3

      Then you've got whiny losers like the "mY kIDs dOn'T eVeN cOmE oUtSiDe bEcAuSe tHeY'rE sCaReD" lady. If only she knew about the thousands of people she's stood next to in the line at Wal-Mart who had a gun inches from her and her kids.

    • @about29cats
      @about29cats 3 роки тому +6

      @@sarahfrom9683 they are confused in more than one way, did you read their name?

  • @Ryan-sw4xy
    @Ryan-sw4xy 5 років тому +274

    "There has to be a witness to be a confirmed kill."
    This guy is the OG.

    • @trubeez4721
      @trubeez4721 4 роки тому +8

      @@PotatoeSnow fuckin idiot

    • @mikegarza8648
      @mikegarza8648 4 роки тому +3

      @@PotatoeSnow Thr Cops who everyone in the neighborhood call would have killed the Black. Kid before you could think he's cool.

    • @jongaulthero
      @jongaulthero 3 роки тому +1

      He's a geeky, emotionally disturbed, little ass, punk bitch.

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 6 років тому +168

    "There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." God damn it, but that was a good line. I didn't want to admit it, but that was a good line.

    • @AvEnGeD7X238
      @AvEnGeD7X238 Рік тому +2

      It really was😂😂😂

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig Рік тому

      Why didn't you want to admit it? Because he carries a rifle? Because he's white? I'd bet my house it's one or both of those.

  • @positivelygrowing12321
    @positivelygrowing12321 5 років тому +59

    "Thats not what Im paying you for" lmao

  • @whodoesntloveMikey
    @whodoesntloveMikey 4 роки тому +36

    The comic ragging on bill Maher has me dying 😂😂😂

  • @juliansandulli7878
    @juliansandulli7878 5 років тому +64

    “Why would I have a gun? I’m a Jew!” 😂

    • @paulrevere2928
      @paulrevere2928 4 роки тому +1

      Ever see the film ‘Uprising’?

    • @johnsmith-po9gt
      @johnsmith-po9gt Рік тому

      Or Schindler’s list…..

    • @AcidAroma
      @AcidAroma 9 місяців тому

      Made me think of this old joke… what do you call a black man with a gun? Sir
      What do you call a Jew with a gun? Israeli…

  • @Soz1988
    @Soz1988 9 років тому +68

    Real life Dwight Schrute

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +1

      Beets

    • @B_kinda
      @B_kinda 4 роки тому

      Hah. That’s so on point. Same with ever little trumpster online.

  • @nicolascageboii6127
    @nicolascageboii6127 8 років тому +458

    7:32 LOOK AT THAT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!! I trust this kid.

    • @johnnyfedpost1776
      @johnnyfedpost1776 8 років тому +8

      god damn right BOIII

    • @CharlieNoodles
      @CharlieNoodles 8 років тому +22

      I wouldn't trust that dork with a nerf gun

    • @nicolascageboii6127
      @nicolascageboii6127 8 років тому +52

      Jeremy Randerson and I wouldn't trust you, he has shown nothing but proper gun ownership in the video. He follows all the rules (as far as I can see). I know you obviously have not shot a gun therefore don't have an opinion. (Now here come the bullshit lies about what guns you've shot yet all are guns from video games and not common ones)

    • @CharlieNoodles
      @CharlieNoodles 8 років тому +12

      +Rage Much actually you don't know jack shit, I don't profess to be any kind of expert on guns though I have shot guns at a shooting range. You're the idiot who thinks he can tell how someone would be in a real life crisis just because he knows enough to keep his finger off the trigger. I don't know much but I know that trigger discipline and being able to put holes through a paper target don't mean squat when it comes to a real life crisis. Fact is this kid I'd just a weirdo with an unfulfilled soldier fantasy.

    • @nicolascageboii6127
      @nicolascageboii6127 8 років тому +20

      Jeremy Randerson and you say I pick up shit from a dumb video. The kid carried properly, never held the gun at someone (other than the SKIT which was SCRIPTED). and the way he talked about firearms showed he knows about them. name one time he broke a rule of guns in the video. ONE.

  • @robomanism
    @robomanism 8 років тому +404

    "there has to be a witness for a confirmed kill" SAVAGE i love this kid lol

  • @YNTGUNS
    @YNTGUNS 5 років тому +106

    The police loaded his weopon for him lmao. The writers are good here!

    • @YNTGUNS
      @YNTGUNS 4 роки тому +2

      @b ray im not sure actually 😕

    • @rickybobby8224
      @rickybobby8224 4 роки тому +9

      @b ray wow you caught someone making a typo. Great work, now you have made me waste time too...

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 роки тому +2

      @@rickybobby8224 if you dont want to waste time get off youtube

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 4 роки тому

      jd123 this would be a better burn if it wasn’t so intense, make it a bit more lighthearted and I would’ve been your hype man

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 роки тому +2

      @@jtek2259 I was 100 percent serious how the fuck are you going to complain about wasted time when you're commenting on a youtube video?

  • @dikensjoseph3952
    @dikensjoseph3952 7 років тому +23

    😂😂😂 when he said "thats not what I'm paying you for"

  • @spikeobama5572
    @spikeobama5572 8 років тому +663

    "I have Allergies and Asthma" Every "militia" man ever

    • @1369Stiles
      @1369Stiles 6 років тому +37

      the military will not take those with asthma. i tried twice when i was younger and was denied both times

    • @stephenm2869
      @stephenm2869 6 років тому +87

      Don't forget "I was gonna join but if a drill instructor got in my face id kill him"

    • @psolo3
      @psolo3 6 років тому +9

      i was diagnosed with athsma when I was younger and the navy recruiter told me that I could still join

    • @1369Stiles
      @1369Stiles 6 років тому +6

      the second time i tried, when i was in my early 30's (not sure wtf was going through my head at the time) the recruiter told me "if you dont mention the asthma and get enlisted, thats on you". basically, we wont say anything, but if you have a bad attack, you're on your own. my question to you is; did you actually enlist? the reason i ask....its one thing for him to say it and put it on the paperwork, quite another to just tell you that and you not enlist

    • @joshmiller9783
      @joshmiller9783 6 років тому +25

      I don't think many people understand what a militia is.

  • @bird7909
    @bird7909 8 років тому +383

    I agreed with every anti-maher joke in this video

    • @thatatheistguy411atheistgu5
      @thatatheistguy411atheistgu5 8 років тому +20

      Colonel Chestbridge Yeah....He's an ass

    • @tomy5868
      @tomy5868 6 років тому +10

      complete with white shadow makeup...love it.

    • @SirAuronthehonorable
      @SirAuronthehonorable 5 років тому +6

      Bill Maher bred the incels that waste their parents money on protests and crying instead of actually going to classes. Dude also flip flops his ideals more than he says trump does.

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 5 років тому +1

      @@TheBoyBK585 There are political jokes that are funny.

    • @joxysurge9631
      @joxysurge9631 5 років тому +4

      I love Bill , but he always interrups people so I would have done that if I was Tosh and more fighting between the panel.

  • @kjpark0907
    @kjpark0907 8 років тому +493

    I lived in the neighborhood with that guy. The first time I saw him I had concerned but I talked to some neighbors and they convinced me he was harmless. He's a bit off but not dangerously so. The neighborhood is probably 80% African American give or take but it's all working class folks, decent houses, well maintained lawns. Definitely not the hood lol

    • @kjpark0907
      @kjpark0907 8 років тому +4

      Concerns

    • @JohnDoe-zt3wr
      @JohnDoe-zt3wr 8 років тому +93

      "The neighborhood is 80% African american. But...definitely not the hood".

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 8 років тому +43

      Meh, can never be too careful. Honestly, I'd be more afraid of cops. Cops panic.

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 8 років тому +3

      taledarkside
      GUNS!

    • @rich925cal1
      @rich925cal1 8 років тому +5

      ayyyyyy fk you

  • @jasoffical24
    @jasoffical24 7 років тому +55

    "There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuaschmidt2261
    @joshuaschmidt2261 5 років тому +26

    She say “one time , James Woods pissed on me.”

  • @Klugen
    @Klugen 9 років тому +449

    Pulls the episode from air because of a church shooting, uploads it to youtube the day of a school shooting.

    • @savagedragon79
      @savagedragon79 6 років тому +48

      Grant Kluge it's America that shit happens every day

    • @spacemonkey4740
      @spacemonkey4740 6 років тому +6

      give kids guns

    • @nickworster4627
      @nickworster4627 6 років тому +4

      savagedragon79 twice a year is every day to you. wow you're stupid

    • @dominiccafaro
      @dominiccafaro 6 років тому +18

      Nick Worster You should try using google.

    • @dominiccafaro
      @dominiccafaro 6 років тому +4

      Eliza Anastasiadou Easy for you to say when you don’t have to deal with gun violence. It’s not about liberals or conservatives.

  • @borpie
    @borpie 8 років тому +56

    I thought he was impersonating the joker

  • @jareda3957
    @jareda3957 8 років тому +554

    I'm glad Tosh made fun of Bill Maher, even most liberals hate that guy.

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon 7 років тому +17

      Not really

    • @berengerchristy6256
      @berengerchristy6256 6 років тому +52

      I consider myself a liberal and I think he's a fucking chode

    • @majorevangelism
      @majorevangelism 6 років тому +50

      Liberals are more picky about who they rally behind, even if they almost completely agree with them politically. It's mainly Conservatives that worship anyone who thinks like they do.

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 6 років тому +26

      He thinks he always right and pretends like he's innocent. Nothing worse than a guy like that.

    • @leetskeet4476
      @leetskeet4476 6 років тому +36

      Its because Maher has crazy fringe beliefs like "free speech" and bashing political correctness, neo 3rd wave "liberals" who arent actually liberals cant stand it, Maher is a classic liberal instead of the retarded leftist hijacking of the term you see nowadays

  • @BC-jb7mz
    @BC-jb7mz 6 років тому +8

    “That’s not what I’m payin you for” 🤣🤣

  • @hollandoates961
    @hollandoates961 8 місяців тому +2

    Flawless Bill Maher impression

  • @SantiYTx
    @SantiYTx 8 років тому +322

    he looks like a Bob's Burgers character

  • @johncharley3334
    @johncharley3334 8 років тому +157

    if he joined.." he is a psycho.....but he's our psycho"

    • @felicitygarcia2397
      @felicitygarcia2397 8 років тому

      haha

    • @joejarrell8610
      @joejarrell8610 8 років тому +4

      Ray😂😂😂😂

    • @supremeoverlordess8664
      @supremeoverlordess8664 6 років тому +1

      There’s already plenty of enlisted psychos. 💕

    • @TreyBattles
      @TreyBattles 6 років тому +5

      Nah he’s just gonna be one of those dudes that drive around with bumper stickers that say shit like “infidel” or “come and take it” and he’ll tell everyone, “well I was gonna join the military buuut *insert bullshit excuse here*”

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 5 років тому +1

      @@TreyBattles Yup. He's afraid to walk around his neighborhood without a gun. He "ain't" signing up for shit but pussy of the month.

  • @nathanhostetler6950
    @nathanhostetler6950 8 років тому +47

    That was actually a pretty funny segment. The kid represented himself well on camera and played along really well.

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 4 роки тому +7

    “That’s not what I’m paying you for” lmaoo

  • @bigboibubba5528
    @bigboibubba5528 4 роки тому +33

    "There has to be a witness for a conformed kill"
    That made me wheeze so hard that I actually hurt my throat. Gonna go get this looked at

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 4 роки тому +2

      @Torture Killah2 No, I actually wheezed hard enough to hurt my throat. Is laughing too hard that rare?

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 4 роки тому +1

      @Torture Killah2 As much as I love paint huffing, I promise I wasn't lmao

  • @richard-ni7tp
    @richard-ni7tp 7 років тому +255

    I thought daniel was jared leto from suicide squad.

  • @ajafta7674
    @ajafta7674 3 роки тому +7

    Best production ever.
    Artistic.
    Well done.
    Message, with distractions.
    Clear.
    10/10

  • @iMvAwesome
    @iMvAwesome 8 років тому +6

    I think I'm more nervous that he mentioned police loading the weapon for him.

  • @lukerosetti95
    @lukerosetti95 4 роки тому +12

    "That's not what I'm paying you for."

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 5 років тому +7

    "I have allergies and asthma..." LOL HAHAHAHAHA

  • @BernOffThatPancresta
    @BernOffThatPancresta 5 років тому +7

    i love how Tosh is wearing tf outta that Target outfit

  • @RawrITSFrancis
    @RawrITSFrancis 9 років тому +8

    dear Mr Daniel tosh. I'd like to take a moment and say thank you for making us laugh and bring joy to our family. love from Russia.

    • @keetonpark
      @keetonpark 6 років тому

      **FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

  • @michaelcarlo6001
    @michaelcarlo6001 6 років тому +33

    Tosh looked more like Joker from suicide squad 🤘🏽😆

  • @GRiMETiME
    @GRiMETiME 4 роки тому +65

    anybody notice tosh said “president trump” yet this was uploaded in 2015 ?

    • @Friendsly
      @Friendsly 4 роки тому +10

      He was publicizing the urge to be president at these times. Many people were laughing and making jokes about it. I think in sincerely believing the guy never had a chance, though the joke was ultimately on the world. Just clarifying "Trump Buzz" was in the air during this time where would have been actively campaigning for a primary spot with the Republican party if memory serves more or less correct. The Simpsons had a way old episode gag about Donny being PUSA in the future. The reality of things is that Donny had been pushing ideas like being mayor of NYC and presidential hopes publicly since his golden (and black) decade of the 1980's. Many media outlets like early years of SNL had found this a highly laughable matter to make jest many times. As some say, all publicity is good publicity. The "Don" would have to agree to this wholeheartedly.

    • @jmex1985
      @jmex1985 4 роки тому +1

      This was probably on live on Comedy Central before it was put on free UA-cam

    • @zachariahgoddard6039
      @zachariahgoddard6039 4 роки тому +21

      Trump 2020. Keep America Great.

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo 4 роки тому +9

      @@zachariahgoddard6039 America was always great if that's what you're going for, way before mr Trump took the world stages by surprise and had diplomats from all over the world laugh at his inexperience and lack of proper vocabulary... :}

    • @Friendsly
      @Friendsly 4 роки тому +4

      The electoral college still exists here. Maybe with all the handheld devices, we can stop letting the elected waste so much time redrawing district lines and simply enact a universal vote. Electoral college is way out of date and causes problems like Bush and Trump.

  • @Rary.0
    @Rary.0 5 місяців тому

    the bill maher sketch is spot on even down to his tired old joke when introducing guests 'my old job!' its scary

  • @legit0101
    @legit0101 9 років тому +63

    He was very polite

  • @catchick1679
    @catchick1679 7 років тому +38

    tbh tosh looks like the joker in this

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 5 років тому

      Jared Leto's impression of the joker you mean.

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 5 років тому

      @Ryan Reaper lmao. To mention the WORST version of joker

  • @dysFUNctional93
    @dysFUNctional93 6 років тому +6

    That whole opening bit was so true and hilarious. Nobodies trying to steal your bowling trophies!

  • @geminikb
    @geminikb 5 років тому +3

    “I have allergies.” 😂 😂 😂

  • @WallsTalks
    @WallsTalks 25 днів тому

    "I have allergies and asthma" is the best line.

  • @benjamingonzales9580
    @benjamingonzales9580 4 роки тому +4

    The bayonet joke made me laugh also. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arturoborrego7776
    @arturoborrego7776 8 років тому +126

    President Trump?
    ...How did he know?
    😕😕

    • @a.l.b.e.r.t.5054
      @a.l.b.e.r.t.5054 7 років тому +2

      Arturo Borrego when did he say president trump?

    • @levieckstein3495
      @levieckstein3495 6 років тому +19

      1:34

    • @migz3600
      @migz3600 6 років тому +2

      Arturo Borrego i know right??

    • @GrantH
      @GrantH 6 років тому +25

      Because trump was in the middle of his campaign in 2015 and people still thought it was ridiculous so they would say “President Trump” as a joke. I would know because I did that a lot that year. And look where we are now lol.

    • @GotchaOnMyHTC
      @GotchaOnMyHTC 6 років тому +5

      Who didn't know? Echo chambered sheep¿

  • @ezrad5273
    @ezrad5273 9 років тому +7

    He carries around loaded AR-15 mags for his bolt action WWII rifle, WTF!?

    • @chiefsilverstacker1176
      @chiefsilverstacker1176 5 років тому +4

      That rifle takes those mags, I don’t know what your referring to but I think you need to look again at the mags and the rifle. The rifle has a mag weld on it. A rifle can still be bolt action with a mag in it. Research it before you make dumb comments.

    • @chuckfinley4292
      @chuckfinley4292 5 років тому

      @@chiefsilverstacker1176 the close up they did on a mag looks to be the right caliber and mag, but it definitely does not take the stanag mags he has in that double mag pouch

    • @chiefsilverstacker1176
      @chiefsilverstacker1176 5 років тому

      Chuck Finley yah I saw what you mean, maybe it’s modified mags or something, I don’t know, couldn’t see the whole thinng

  • @draco9280
    @draco9280 4 роки тому +6

    "There has to be a witness for confirmed kills...”
    Me: Chills*

  • @Brian-ff7tw
    @Brian-ff7tw 4 роки тому +1

    Daniel Tosh does a spot on Maher impression. Bravo! Dead on!

  • @brawinirndon
    @brawinirndon 9 років тому +5

    That was the greatest thing I've seen in a long time, good job tosh, never seem to disrespect real comics, so glad you love stanhope like any real comic would

  • @westvirginiagroyper485
    @westvirginiagroyper485 8 років тому +6

    "There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." BOOM

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 4 роки тому +6

    Those mags don’t even run in that gun 😂

    • @teddywestside4816
      @teddywestside4816 4 роки тому

      If your nit picking.... Its a rifle, not a gun. Jus sayin

  • @valjeanlee7060
    @valjeanlee7060 5 років тому +5

    That's not what I'm paying you for😂😅😆

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk 4 роки тому +3

    Rifle boy looks like the recoil from .303 would break him in half.

  • @googletranslator9978
    @googletranslator9978 6 років тому +4

    "Lift weights" lmao

  • @kruletee6176
    @kruletee6176 6 років тому +7

    *"I thought he had a gun"*
    😭💀

  • @topramen5344
    @topramen5344 2 роки тому +3

    Love all the slights to bill mahr

  • @pointpoint10
    @pointpoint10 6 років тому +24

    *Kid:* [Confirmed kill line scripted by comedy writers]
    *Aroused UA-cam dummies:* Oh my, he is so savage!

    • @Mike-cy5jg
      @Mike-cy5jg 5 років тому +1

      Noah Dillion: dummy who feels the need to explain UA-cam comments.
      Gee.. thx for letting us in on the gag. No one would have imagined tosh.0 has writers.......
      .......
      ......

    • @timothyhoward6112
      @timothyhoward6112 5 років тому

      Mike: Hypocite who attempts to assert his intelligence by taking a comment down.

    • @Mike-cy5jg
      @Mike-cy5jg 5 років тому +1

      @@timothyhoward6112 Assert telligence? Hes calling people stupid for something so obvious.. I'm sorry i hurt your feelings soyboy

  • @vcbuilder5541
    @vcbuilder5541 4 роки тому +28

    Voted “most likely to go on a mass shooting rampage “ in High School

  • @JoMcD21
    @JoMcD21 7 років тому +10

    *"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill"*
    - Rifle Kid (2015)

  • @Tomato6
    @Tomato6 4 роки тому +8

    "lift weights" Sure thing guy...

  • @Souran123
    @Souran123 8 років тому +67

    The dude hating is hilarious. That lady got some saggy laggies

  • @shawnconnolly5525
    @shawnconnolly5525 4 роки тому

    “That’s GI John” lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂- no one wants to steal your bowling trophy 🏆

  • @AvEnGeD7X238
    @AvEnGeD7X238 Рік тому

    “I have allergies”😂😂😂😂

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Рік тому

      nice little cartoons.
      can you use your words, like a big boy?

  • @Jesse-mk1dw
    @Jesse-mk1dw 4 роки тому +5

    Rifle Kid sounds like the lawyer guy from Florida that killed thar girl and they found her body (parts) in the dumpster. His name was Steven and his initial interview is hilarious

  • @milkjug7
    @milkjug7 4 роки тому +5

    Dude be lookin like Vector from Despicable ME

  • @Ryzenx-vh6bv
    @Ryzenx-vh6bv 4 роки тому +15

    Lol does he think noone in the military has asthma or allergies🤣 cuz a lot of them do.

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 роки тому

      Fjj right lol

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 роки тому +1

      A lot of excessive gun toters are military dodgers non surprisingly 🤦🏿‍♀️

    • @marcopinedo9716
      @marcopinedo9716 4 роки тому +2

      Military dodgers that is funny lol.. Considering there are other options in life

    • @F42355E
      @F42355E 4 роки тому

      @@marcopinedo9716 Like going on random neighborhood rounds at 3am fully armed and wearing military gear. Gotcha

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 роки тому

      Fuck the military. Ask anyone who's served about the pros and cons, and they'll tell you that it pretty much sucks knowing you live and die for the government and do whatever they tell you too

  • @richardmckrell4899
    @richardmckrell4899 Рік тому +2

    Tosh has plenty of armed security at his shows. That's a fact.

  • @johnnyfiveo
    @johnnyfiveo 5 років тому +1

    this was epic

  • @sdry
    @sdry 8 років тому +42

    I don't see any problem here. Has he killed anyone? Just picking up the garbage.

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 8 років тому +15

      I'd say the problem is why does he need to patrol his neighborhood with a gun at all. I mean just going around picking up litter that would be great. I mean yeah you have the right to have guns and can even carry them out in public but why not a pistol? I mean that gun isn't really for self defense in the normal sense. It's more for hunting/fighting in an actual war/or target shooting recreationally. The whole thing just kind of seems like a cry for attention.

    • @475093845034580
      @475093845034580 8 років тому +10

      >why
      Because he has no master to tell him not to. Unless he's causing harm to someone or their property, why should anyone stop him?

    • @elnegrito1379
      @elnegrito1379 7 років тому

      +david male there's always a motive

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 7 років тому +3

      pfffff my dad let me have full access to firearms as a child i remember when he would go out hed always say "if something happens call 911 the .357 is under the couch cushion and the rifle is under the bed" he died in 2015

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 5 років тому

      Another commenter said he lived in this neighborhood, and that Rifle kid lied about a lot of his stories and has some weird interests. He's gonna loose it one day.

  • @HDmexsComboCon
    @HDmexsComboCon 8 років тому +5

    4:38
    Yep. That and probably couldn't pass the PT test out the gate.

  • @Ikaridev
    @Ikaridev 4 роки тому +3

    Little did they know this would spoil The Joker years later

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 4 роки тому +1

      But he didn't kill "Bill Maher" at the end.

    • @Ikaridev
      @Ikaridev 4 роки тому

      theblocksays everyone gangsta until the white kid comes to Tosh.0 in face paint

  • @xboxbenny
    @xboxbenny 4 роки тому +1

    That bayonet joke was brilliant

  • @jnomoneeey3023
    @jnomoneeey3023 3 роки тому

    This is one of my favorite tosh vids

  • @ryanastoner
    @ryanastoner 5 років тому +5

    I love this hit on Bill Maher. Bill is so pompous and arrogant I'm surprised there isn't more of this.

  • @aztecgoji
    @aztecgoji 8 років тому +18

    That kid looks like Gene, the son from Bob's Burgers

  • @ur_cowboy
    @ur_cowboy 8 років тому +62

    not just any gun a lee enfield, ymm 303 brit

    • @ur_cowboy
      @ur_cowboy 8 років тому +11

      +Zachary Johnston fat

    • @ur_cowboy
      @ur_cowboy 8 років тому +12

      usa!

    • @frey2605
      @frey2605 8 років тому +1

      +Carbon Addiction NICE COMEBACK

    • @profile2047
      @profile2047 8 років тому +3

      +Zachary Johnston I picture you as an overweight bully who gets beat by his dad.

    • @alice_in_pains
      @alice_in_pains 8 років тому +3

      I have a Lee Enfield Mk.III* nice gun

  • @MrBrandonGonzales
    @MrBrandonGonzales 6 років тому +2

    His vest doesn’t even have the plates in it... the thing that MAKES the vest bullet proof.

  • @kylemarkloff4451
    @kylemarkloff4451 2 місяці тому +1

    Andy Kindler doesnt get enough credit in this one

  • @ImmortalTiger94
    @ImmortalTiger94 9 років тому +334

    That kid is creepy as fuck.

    • @iantusa9207
      @iantusa9207 9 років тому +9

      +ImmortalTiger94 Time to judge people on their looks again....

    • @ImmortalTiger94
      @ImmortalTiger94 9 років тому +10

      Ian Tusa
      A creepy kid who stalks his neighborhood with a loaded gun and body armor, and I'm in the wrong for even suggesting something is wrong? Really?

    • @iantusa9207
      @iantusa9207 9 років тому +20

      ImmortalTiger94 Kid who picks up trash and openly explains what he is doing. If he wanted to shoot someone or be dangerous he wouldn't need to walk about in the open...

    • @notreallyiguess9358
      @notreallyiguess9358 9 років тому +2

      nah i would chill with him

    • @iantusa9207
      @iantusa9207 9 років тому +8

      ***** I say it because you have no fucking perspective.
      Just that admission that violent people are out there justifies this kid, yet you trash talk him. Ignorant masses speaking from ivory towers.

  • @brianboley870
    @brianboley870 5 років тому +11

    My man is harmless and is in desperate need of a JOB!

    • @TheDJMysterE
      @TheDJMysterE 4 роки тому

      A hobby and a gf wouldn't hurt

  • @copycatmoon
    @copycatmoon 4 роки тому +3

    Why does he look like yoshikage Kira after changing his identity in the thumbnail

  • @jamesdicus5468
    @jamesdicus5468 7 років тому

    Thanks for the jolly rancher ad, who needs to hear anymore

  • @edcb7590
    @edcb7590 5 років тому +2

    I know everybody has them but when I hold one is uncomfortable🤣🤣🤣

  • @belindaelisa5618
    @belindaelisa5618 9 років тому +9

    No, not Bill Maher. You look more like Max Headroom.

  • @Youboremenow
    @Youboremenow 4 роки тому +6

    6:41 So bloody true, Maher is a good comedian but you don't have to blame your audience every single time a joke doesnt land

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 4 роки тому

      He was a good comedian..before he had so much smoke blown up his ass. Bill hasn't been funny in over a decade.

  • @Zachito15
    @Zachito15 7 років тому +5

    "why would I have a gun? I'm a Jew" lol

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 6 років тому +2

    Rule 1 for wearing protective vests: wear it over all of your clothes so people know where not to shoot.

  • @tyrellthompson1228
    @tyrellthompson1228 5 років тому +1

    "What kind of country do we live in where an asshole like me is pulling bits off the air out of resepct?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @robinr5337
    @robinr5337 4 роки тому +4

    "She's a mental health nurse." Imma head out now.

  • @David-mv3zl
    @David-mv3zl 5 років тому +4

    "In the video it shows the bolt open."
    *Shows bolt closed*

  • @ashash4tube
    @ashash4tube 4 роки тому +5

    Takes ar15 mags full of ammo for his 30 06

    • @mikeschiavoni5973
      @mikeschiavoni5973 4 роки тому

      Nope, and no again, but you got 5 likes anyway.

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikeschiavoni5973 0:29 you can see the mags. They are way to long for that Springfield

  • @brad7566
    @brad7566 7 років тому +2

    The Maher jokes had me dead

  • @ohthecake
    @ohthecake 4 роки тому +1

    Is it an accident that youtube just brought me back to this in light of recent events?? lol