The Daily Pidgin #75 - Tourist Tips
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2016
- Words: Spam! Long Johns, Coco Puffs, Poke, 747, Scrap, Bang, Beef, Throw
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I always grew up calling the monster roaches b52 instead of 747 😂
Truly you are brilliant !!! As a new haole to the sacred Garden Isle, your advice and videos are deeply helpful. Mahalo Uncle. Blessings always.
My 747 story. Our first trip to Oahu was a working vacation, my wife worked while I was on vacation. The real estate agent made a big deal about the condo we rented being on the 9th hole of the Turtle Bay golf course, I could care less about golf, I just wanted to check the surf and eat all the local food I could. One night going for a midnight snack I came across a 747, I caught him in a plastic cup and put him in the garbage disposal turned it on and let it run. When I turned it off the Bugga came crawling out walking across the counter like he had to much to drink. I caught him again, walked out to the 9th hole and set him free. I figured if he lived through that he deserved to live. Your show is great keep up the good work.
I miss Hawaii, but thanks to Andy Bumatai I feel like I am home again. Funny man!!
LOVED IT!! Eh, I gotta say, I normally watch your show first thing every morning, but I missed yesterday's and only start watching today's, at 5pm. What I'm getting at is, The Daily Pidgin is always an excellent show, but I especially enjoy it when life gets a bit nuts... it's soooo nice to relax, watch The Daily Pidgin, laugh and feel good all over again. I greatly appreciate all the time and effort you put into TWO shows now!! :D MAHALO for all da ALOHA you bring into the world!!
LOVE this show!!!! Andy you make me smile and keep my love of the home alive here in the main land - Arizona. Mahalo!
Michaelina, so glad to hear you love this show. Andy is still busy and has modified his online show to be a live stream. Imagine dat. Try come and experience a mostly Hawaii filled broadcast at Twitch. Join him at Twitch.tv/andybumatai 7 days a week! 6am HST, 9am Pacific. Mahalo!
The switch to SAE is fascinating, because when compared with Pidgin it's so clearly its own language. Kama'aina through and through, and I don't really notice it when others speak Pidgin because I'm so used to it. Thank you for these videos.
lol I ordered Spam Musubi today from a sushi restaurant that is owned by someone from Hawaii. The gal looked at me like I was crazy until she asked the chef.
The 747s are called Palmettos here in Florida. Bastards are bigger than most mammals around here.
Coco puffs also means something else in LA, 420 + coco.
Tanks Andy. Had a good laugh with all these. Especially the 747, I knew where you were going to go with that one as soon as the plane popped up. ✈️
I love all your Daily Pidgin....but this one had me laughing out loud--all by myself. Love the visual aids.
You got me at Spam! I love it as well as Long Johns.
Keep up the great work....awesome pidgin show today....
Aloha from Kaua'i Andy! Keep em comin love da show!
Great insights and tips. Funny. Aloha, Andy
I love your videos! Your spirit is amazing!
Aloha Unko! Mahalo fo da tourist kine tips. I work with our first responders as well as just when see da tourists doing stupid kine stuff such as...just cuz u see local kids rushing shore breaks at Sandy's, no mean u going try swim. how's about cliff/rock jumping Waimea Bay, spitting caves, ice ponds in the mountains? Go to the shoreline to watch big waves then get swept out. Go hiking & get off trail, go bushwhacking, ignore flash flood warnings, bust up & disrespect trail. au'we! NO OPALA! cig butts is opala. u go some place, leave it better than u found it. always offer to help clean up, do something after being hosted. everyone pitch in, even da keiki. here's a good one, one day swimming Hanauma Bay when civil defense sirens went off (all locals know day & time every month that siren blast) I bust laughing cuz everyone/tourists froze & was ready for dig. lol what a sight! one more...no go picking flowers, fruits, anything without asking permission. just as with spam, no say bad kine stuff about our food, especially poi. Always come with Aloha & respect, cuz das what u goin get, plenty Aloha \m/
The other meaning of “poke” was not mentioned Lol
oh yes - long johns - Kaimuki bakery 9th and waialae - nobody makes pastry like they used to. Their butter rolls - oh man! Also Andy, we called 747's, B52s back in my day. 747s weren't around yet! you're so funny! keep it up !
Kaneohe bakery... next to da laundry mat.... we would drive from nalo just to get dare LJs.... BRAHHHHH NALO HAD ONE BAKERY BY DA BEACH PAHK LOL
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Ken’s Bakery I used to go 5:30am just for get the fresh glaze doughnuts but Ken’s shut down already
@@kendawg8085 shut down long time... I remember was one burrito spot after yeah? Hana bahta days my braddah
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Yup hana buttah days I lived homestead and was always Ken’s in the mornings then Bobby’s market for buy pupuz and inu and pound beers at the beach park by the homeless camp lol
I first saw Andy perform at pearl city high school in one of the quads.
I really enjoy your show. Mahalo nui loa!
Now every time I go to one party i'm going to be thinking " Please ask me to bring Long Jon and Coco Puffs" I'm so going to bring underwear and cereal.
Lol 😂
Andy,
Thankyou so much for doing this ... I realize you probably will never see this, but I just have to say that after being married to a Big Island girl for more than 36 years now ... I kinda feel like a "Local Haole" ... and thankyou for being patient with folks from Wisconsin, Haole's like me ... and helping us to understand the actual love people from Hawaii have, and what a gift Hawaii ... it's people ... and it's culture ... are to the nation and to the world. I was blessed to be called Kauilani from my wife's grandmother, as she assessed me during our only meeting. I hope folks will come to appreciate Hawaii and it's people, as I have over the years. Thankyou again for your patience with the younger folks. Please continue to impart your knowledge, and experience, to all of us ... in our incredible journey together.
Uncle Doug
Mahalo for your kind post Douglas. So glad you enjoyed the video. I have a bunch of stuff on UA-cam.com/AndyBumataiShow that's more recent and what I've been doing lately. Plus, I often "go live" and chat. Maybe I'll see you in the stream. Aloha, Andy
Love ya, braddah. Please bring back daily pidgin for one haole.
Congrats on number 75!
must be diff dialect in diff towns because in Kahuku when you say "what like bang" or "you like bang" or "I like bang" it's referring to wrestling in bed... different kine fight...lol
+nuikuitui "Bang" for fight is fairly new. Bang for other things is more generational than it is geographical.
As Screwy Squirrel said, I like him, He's Sillllyyy!! But I'm glad he's on our side!! 🙃🙂😃
You forgot to say if someone says 'you like scrap?'... DON'T SAY "why?".😅
I laugh so loud😂🤣😂 Your videos bring smile on my face. Mahalo !
luvin it Andy, keep em coming, this is haole Cliff in Tokyo, grew up Gardena 60-70's playing guitar with Dutch Kinimaka, Hawaiian celebs used to hang our lounge sit in Nephi, Dick Jenson, Lil' Albert was down the street.
His American accent is so good haha
That's because he is American. A Philippino Hawaiian german American from the islands.
Hey , Andy Bumatai you da guy ! I whin for live in Kailua back in 1982 ; I was hauoli @ 1st but whin I got da kine red envelope for birthday gift I knew I was kama-aina. You crack me so bad my mouth broke. Keep up da Island Spirit. Aloha & Mahalo🌴🌈🌊
OMG the monster cockaroach part had me rollin' ='D!!!!! Mahalo uncle^^
wow brah dat bring back memories, use to call em kamakazi too because they always fly towards you.
"only one natural enemy...the rubber slipper!" hahaha
Sounds like 747 is as 'loved' as huntsman are....thank goodness those ugly buggas can't fly! lol
I mean they're pretty nasty, but I'd definitely rather have a 747 than a huntsman...
@@AIRSOFTMMASKATEBEAST At least huntsman spiders do good work, and I don't think they bite humans, do they? Roaches are just parasites, imo.
I still vividly remember Uncle Andy guest starring on The Jefferson’s and of course All In The Ohana 🤙🏼
mahalo plenty Andy! for bringing me home even for a moment, Aloha Ke Akua😇❤
Too funny Andy!
First saw a 747 when I moved to Maui in '74... in my little apartment in Kihei. My first night there I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water and out of the corner of my eye I saw these huge 4 inch feelers twitching on the top of a cabinet. I thought it was some freaky space alien they were so big. I remember screaming, "HOLY CRAP!" or something similar and dashing for the front door where I had left my slipper. Must have been local instinct kicking in. Next thing I knew, the damn thing was dive bombing me, flying right at me with its 8 inch wingspan... I screamed and dove for cover. It landed on a lamp and I ended up whacking it with a slipper, almost breaking the lamp and shade in the process. I didn't weigh it after I killed it, but I bet the buggah weighed 5 pounds. OK, slight exaggeration there, but it was huge. I joked with the landlord the next day that he should cut my rent in half because for a short period of time I had a roommate almost as big as I was. He just smiled and said, "welcome to Hawaii."
+JT eDesigns -LOL! Gotta love the 747 memories and experiences. I just shared mine too lol. Andy is da bomb!
😂🤣😂💀🤙🏽
Classic tips 😂😂😂🤙🏽🤙🏽for realz
Da "chicken skin" one is hilarious, on the mainland, I thought Goosebumps was just a book until I was in like 8th grade🤣
😂😂😂😂 i love this man
Lol I love Hawaii. I lived there for 3 years. Beef Scrap and throw are all words we used to use in L.A. a long time ago. I love the Hawaiian people. Being mexican I felt at home in Hawaii.
Luv dis show mahalo braddah 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
please to and instruction video on how to cross the street in Hawaii, you know, wait for moving car to go by, after it is safe, then cross the street, no step in front of moving car first
LOVE that "natural enemy" of the big roach us rubbah slippah!!!!!
Haha I eating spam right now straight from da can, CHEEE HOOOO!!🤙🏿😎🤙🏿
lol!!! Thank you for sharing this knowledge with us !♥️
There was a book about the b-52 flying cockroaches. I remember reading it when little.
the 747 only got one natural predator......da rubber slipper >< hahahha
Living in Ory-gun I miss poke big time. Kids still on Maui. 23 years Maui/Oahu. My baby-girl Tori still loves "Fish Candy" or sashimi.
that was educational!
I remember when Da 747 went crawl up my leg while I was in the car
Everybody here using curbside pickup for there groceries (whole trunk load) somethings substitute stores don’t have. So I try other day, I go pickup, guy come out check with me on order, he ask “you get texts about any substitute” I tell him “no”, just order some “spam” he laugh and said, no we got plenty of that, be right back. He come back with my two bags of spam. Was a good day, no run out spam, got my supply. 😄🤣😂🤙🏼❤️🤠
I thought he going say “poke” like Sex, not “po-ke”! Would’ve been betta! 😂
Booger’booger. Andy, Rap, Benton
first time in Hawaii, this Katonk sees one 747 on wall outside front door...Ho! I wen take my slippah, and wham! SPLAT! Ho! I no going do dat again!! Need one hose to clean up.
False crackin tha pineapple!!!!
I stay hungry, already.
Aloha Unko Andy. not sure if u getting my comments. left u one long one on here & no see em :/ still trying to figure dis stuff out. u getting em?
I always thought of them as B52's. 747's a new one to me.
Hey Andy!
A little mainland history on that "poke" joke of yours.
So back in the Wild West, starting just after the Civil War, a "poke" wasn't just a finger boop.
It often doubled as an innuendo, as in you pay a nice lady and she takes into the back room for a 'sweet ride'.
So hearing you make that poke joke "a poke for 10$" had me choking.😂😂
Where can I find where you've gotten your information concerning "poke". I hope not from a Hollywood writer.
@@olderthanyoucali8512 It's well known slang-- check a dictionary
Hmm, Scrap. I thought you gonna say something else you Eat!! In NJ and Pennsylvania, we got the chopped-up junk from slaughtering a Hog-meat, fat, almost whatever...lips maybe...and we mix it wit corn meal, fry it up in patty form, it's called SCRAPPLE. Dang, I thought maybe HI got something like Scrapple, but thanks! I know to Pass on Scrap, etc!
I use leave ova theya when I was een da Army from 1977-1979. I beach lifeguard at Ft DeRussey een town and Mokuleia in countree. I neva learn all da kine pigin but deed em pretty good win I wuz theya. You got lesson how to say Coke? No easy say coke like local. Tanks for dees pigin classes!
5:19 bless u Andy
Mahalo....good fun!!
Every time I stay in Bay area Ca. I go checkout all da Safeway store's cuz they always get plenty Poke. In my neck of the woods Span is something you find at discount stores and, its not cheap.
LOL!!! Roaches fly here in south Texas too!
Ho bruddah, dis Neva git old 🤙🏼🤙🏼
ho Andy, the Cockroach no stay 747 on Maui stay B52 eh :)
+vincent shaw Yeah, I should have mentioned B52 too but I wen forget. Kina plany people when mention dat on FaceBook.
No sweat Andy I bin forgot plenty, DA daily pidgin stay help though
I always called them B52 too. Grew up with that and all my friends too. Maybe the younger generation changed it?
Plenty b52 stay Kihei...especially like Kihei Regency...lol
Poke is the grids over here! Ono!
Coco puffs look awesome!
Sharing is caring! lol
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Bra pretty sure uncle is one regulator at bowls right on uncle you so funny
Like the poke brah .
Cool, Brah!
WHAT???
B-52's =747's
same same eh
Lik ahso 4: Koa, "best" wait staff brah @ SSGHR/Sawtelle area
Howzit Andy! Wen wop my jaws when you said dat big flying cockaroach is called 747s. Us guys call dem buggahs B-52s, Maybe da diff is our age eh? I stay mo old den you.
Super advise
I mean Advice.......sooory english is second language...LOL
Mahalo local braddah!Dea was one haole went tell me if I like pork or beef, make no mistake, I went square up wit him. He go tell me, what you doing I take you any time. buss laff!!!
Isn’t spam made in Minnesota though?
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Poke!! Cannot find chili goma oil anywheres ova Hea..🤷
kuz 5 & half starz on dis one buggah good kine
And no one likes getting the stink eye... Love this.
Muy chistoso, me encanta el acento.
+Beti Stpeter Gracias y gracias por ver.
... ps ... 747’s can be shamed ... seriously! ... so funny
THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO HAWAII & STAYED WITH MY UNCLE JOE & & COUSINS. I GOT UP IN THE MORNING WENT OUTSIDE THE ROOM INTO THE HALL WAY I SAW A 747. THE KIDS ALL CAME OUT INTO THEW HALL ONE SAID "$5 TO CRACK HIM" I GAVE HIM $5" HE SMASHED IT! & WALKED AWAY. I SAID " HEY, CLEAN IT UP" HE SAID " THAT'S ONE EXTRA $10!" LOL LOL LOL :D
Dis one was so funny cuz da differences stay real easy fo' see, but maybe we no notice till we talk to somebody from da Mainland. I always wen call da monsta flying cockaroaches "B52s" like some odda people wen post, but I guess we stay da older generation dan da "747's".
Cheeee long time I no hea 747 mahalos Andy for making me laugh, and the Halle's should know if they square up, good luck cuz all we do is scrap since hanabaddah days. No weapons just hands
#grateful #Hawaii
Andy the real Californians love spam!
Andy, the 1st and last time I saw your show was in Seattle around 1986?
You had me almost falling off my chair.
Have you retired doing these shows?
I took a long break but I'm back now. In fact I'll be in Renton WA on August 19th with Augie T and James Mane. Check out AndyBumatai.com for info. James Mane and I also do a podcast every weekday at 3pm HST on Facebook UA-cam Twitch LinkedIn Twitter and Kick. Yeah, all at the same time. Hope to see you on one of them. Aloha.
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No sooner than I posted this. And I saw your tour schedule. I definitely will try to get there. I forwarded your schedule to my family. So we'll see. Be good to see you again. Been a few decades 😁
this too funny. i was on the mainland prolly around 10 years at that point and my pake friend from small kid time was living 1/2 hour away so we would see each other pretty regularly. one day he asks me where he can buy long johns. i look at him in awe and say to him ummmmm walmart kmart ....he laffs and say no lolo da kine fo eat long johns da pacetree long john. needless to say i felt pretty stupid and we both had a laff. to clarify things had he said " eh brah i ono for long johns" of course i would have understood
Hahahaha 😂
Oh, Andy. What happens when you go fo dinna and you see auntie cleaning rice with fingers?
slippa vs thong/flip flop