Sanitäter German medic (World War II)

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  • @1creeperbomb
    @1creeperbomb 5 років тому +6188

    Medic *laughing*: "that was how I lost my medical licence"
    Heavy: *what*

  • @zacshaw3395
    @zacshaw3395 5 років тому +3924

    Medics in WW2: I am gonna save my wounded mates no matter what.
    Medics in BF5: I can heal other than myself?

  • @ΘέμηςΡίζος
    @ΘέμηςΡίζος 5 років тому +2739

    medic:so they cant shoot us right?
    officer:no but take this pistol just in case

    • @AndroidGamesFTW
      @AndroidGamesFTW 5 років тому +184

      Even US medics carry a pistol

    • @Tugboat1861
      @Tugboat1861 5 років тому +56

      Nostalgia Gamer Including even an M1/M1A1 Carbine.

    • @uliekmudkipz7954
      @uliekmudkipz7954 5 років тому +22

      @@AndroidGamesFTW no we carry m16s or m4a1

    • @AndroidGamesFTW
      @AndroidGamesFTW 5 років тому +19

      @@uliekmudkipz7954 last I checked medics have a side arm

    • @uliekmudkipz7954
      @uliekmudkipz7954 5 років тому +16

      @@AndroidGamesFTW last time I carried a side arm was in boot camp. Every other time including many other medics was just a rifle.

  • @ricwalker6600
    @ricwalker6600 4 роки тому +1380

    i dont know if that story is true, but i was told the following by a veteran: A US sergeant was bleeding out from a wound, screaming for a medic. it was a german sanni that heared him first and seeing the condition of the man, emmediately started to help him. eventually a medic came too and both worked together. when they were finished, the sanni was completely surrounded. According to the veteran, the story got a happy end for the sanni. instead of getting prisoner of war, he got a free leave and even was escorted back by the sergeants platoon back near to the german lines as a thank for helping their beloved sergeant (that ia kinda a point bugging me. are there really loved sergeants?).

    • @lieutenantdan8541
      @lieutenantdan8541 4 роки тому +264

      It is a medics duty to help any person in need with the same level of care, enemy or not. In reality today an enemy medic would be kept as retained personnel and yes, many sergeants were and are great people/ leaders and are beloved

    • @elflordyt6830
      @elflordyt6830 3 роки тому +45

      @@lieutenantdan8541 Sergeants weren't as inhumane back then.

    • @armandoeng
      @armandoeng 3 роки тому +70

      Everybody is human, but we always try to deshuman people that we dont like. Its called human nature.

    • @rylanor1176
      @rylanor1176 3 роки тому +53

      @@armandoeng it is also a lot easier to kill someone if you view them as an enemy instead of a fellow human

    • @TigerDude333
      @TigerDude333 3 роки тому +9

      it would've been a kindness to take him as a POW.

  • @Lukas-tn6go
    @Lukas-tn6go 5 років тому +829

    Sanitäter were protected by the Geneva convention. 20 sec later. They often were targeted by enemy soldiers so they were given pistols

    • @boostergold20
      @boostergold20 5 років тому

      Lel

    • @k4rlimann
      @k4rlimann 5 років тому +98

      Yeah cause in war no one gives a crap about Rules.

    • @Lukas-tn6go
      @Lukas-tn6go 5 років тому +36

      @@k4rlimann That's the problem

    • @newman8r45
      @newman8r45 5 років тому +121

      Only the losers of the war have to worry about war crime prosecution.

    • @Lukas-tn6go
      @Lukas-tn6go 5 років тому +41

      @@newman8r45 and that's the next problem

  • @BoDAssassin
    @BoDAssassin 5 років тому +8915

    **Enemy soldier wears a Red Cross on their helmet**
    Japanese and Soviets- Its free real estate.

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 5 років тому +463

      Pretty sure everyone did that tbh
      because who ur gonna pinpoint the war crime on anyways

    • @karstenschoenberg9736
      @karstenschoenberg9736 5 років тому +168

      Plus that's probably one of the last things military leaders look for when pointing out war crimes

    • @marcusyoung2870
      @marcusyoung2870 5 років тому +236

      @@andersonrobotics5608 Nah, most countries actually somewhat abided by the Geneva Convention

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 5 років тому +53

      @quak most the time we had to because it was actually a mg crew setting up a gun on the stretcher, and using their status as medics to get in position before opening fire.

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 5 років тому +5

      It really is

  • @benhuber1710
    @benhuber1710 5 років тому +3847

    Served as medic in the german army in 2010, our colour is still the same blue :)

    • @flufferusgoobus
      @flufferusgoobus 4 роки тому +112

      It makes 10 years now?

    • @ItsSamHussey
      @ItsSamHussey 4 роки тому +241

      Ben Huber, Thankyou for your service 🇬🇧❤️🇩🇪

    • @williamreed7267
      @williamreed7267 4 роки тому +54

      Pretty awesome fun fact man! Thanks

    • @yeatard
      @yeatard 4 роки тому +76

      someone else might make a tf2 joke. but, *I'm* not a jerkface

    • @RascaldeesV2
      @RascaldeesV2 4 роки тому +99

      @@yeatard And that's how I lost my medical license.

  • @logger22
    @logger22 5 років тому +691

    "That cross on your helmet is a bulls-eye" - Hacksaw Ridge

    • @frchemergencyresponses.6118
      @frchemergencyresponses.6118 3 роки тому +5

      THATS SO TRUE LOL xD

    • @OperatorFritz
      @OperatorFritz 3 роки тому +17

      True and it’s sad

    • @jckcc
      @jckcc 3 роки тому +20

      I wouldn't find it weird if both sides had their share of sadistic nations. The Soviet Union was one country very open to their targeting of medics.

    • @pogs6655
      @pogs6655 3 роки тому +2

      I know that scene it was when desmonds partner handed him a new helmet

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 3 роки тому +4

      @@jckcc America did target those too as well as the Germans did.
      Also both sides camouflaged sometimes their vehicle and draw a red cross on top of it to smuggle weapons towards / away from the front.
      Once this was found out by both sides they also started bombing such vehicles with precision under the claim that it could be fake.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +6060

    World War 2 - Meet the Sanitäter

  • @lowercase3635
    @lowercase3635 5 років тому +2624

    A medic’s training according to simple history:
    -give ‘em morphine
    -bandage it up
    -pour water down his throat

    • @tylerh629
      @tylerh629 5 років тому +215

      This is actually accurate to the period. What else are you going to do?

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 років тому +173

      @@tylerh629 Remove foreign objects from wound and sanitize it too. Because if wound gets infected, soldier may not survive trip to the hospital.

    • @kodylarson2983
      @kodylarson2983 5 років тому +97

      @@ceu160193 thats nice if they were given the same kit we give medics 2day..but they didn't back then morphine and a bandage was about all a 2-3 week trained medic could do.

    • @TheGrimeekid
      @TheGrimeekid 5 років тому +60

      Morphine would sure help you die peacefully tho so it's better than dying in agony I guess

    • @AssassinEmbers
      @AssassinEmbers 5 років тому +43

      Funny my job is toss a medical box down and use defibs

  • @Quadro_Papa_2002
    @Quadro_Papa_2002 5 років тому +396

    In the Hürtgenwald (Hürtgen Forest) german medics work together with american medics on one day during an armistice. It was a little bit of humanity in that horrible battle.

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому +31

      I guess medics are not really soldiers. So yeah.. Makes sense that they work together. You might enjoy the series MASH which basically covers this topic a lot. Also great humor.

    • @tonytouchzz
      @tonytouchzz 5 років тому

      obiwanfisher537 exactly. Medics had training and were more intelligent /scientists while soldiers were more of a meat head grunt brainwashed by the gouvernement, therefor they didn’t think with logic but just shoot any “enemy of the country” whatever is the reason or time, which is why even veterans now are all still racists, the brainwash is still in effect on their weak mental

    • @absolutfreeman1033
      @absolutfreeman1033 5 років тому +5

      Its more better than the fucking soviet union killed every enemy medic field..

    • @HappiKarafuru
      @HappiKarafuru 5 років тому +7

      Because American medic sees German Medic as Human and much like them, they both shared same role, both were medic, both try to save life.

  • @stopit9747
    @stopit9747 4 роки тому +2382

    Fun fact:
    There is an award in battlefield 1 for killing more than 7 people as a medic.
    Its called hypocrite and I'm not kidding..

    • @darkshark8997
      @darkshark8997 4 роки тому +89

      battlefield 5: AS BEEN DELIFRE, HELF MIA or ZANICESAAAR (I don't know how is written in German)

    • @wio312
      @wio312 4 роки тому +26

      @@darkshark8997 lmao this is the reason I came here

    • @stopit9747
      @stopit9747 4 роки тому +88

      @@darkshark8997 I think you mean (ich bin getroffen hilf mir sanitäter!) I speak german so there you go.

    • @thebecks6356
      @thebecks6356 4 роки тому +9

      @@darkshark8997 what?

    • @codyopperman5930
      @codyopperman5930 4 роки тому +41

      I'm the harmacist

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 5 років тому +4559

    English : Medic!
    Marines : Corpsman!
    Germans : *SAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIII!*

    • @lutendoxd3987
      @lutendoxd3987 5 років тому +58

      Oh Boy i love your vids(from Germany)

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 5 років тому +31

      The most famous celebrity inside the comment section: trycoldman23

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 5 років тому +5

      Also love your lego vids.

    • @tatarosgaming3176
      @tatarosgaming3176 5 років тому +22

      Sanitääääääääääter!!!!!

    • @nathanb.8114
      @nathanb.8114 5 років тому +2

      I love your ww2 Lego battles.... and you are in like everywhere i go to these vids lol.
      have you watched "800 Heroes" for the sino Japanese war?

  • @cymbalbell1270
    @cymbalbell1270 5 років тому +1487

    Soldier: *got headshot, but survives.*
    Sanitäter: "I raise that boy."

    • @ikmal017
      @ikmal017 5 років тому +35

      Medic Chika?

    • @punonn6792
      @punonn6792 5 років тому +12

      lol, i get the reference

    • @punonn6792
      @punonn6792 5 років тому +9

      and then He swore he would never heal him again...

    • @hayden1445
      @hayden1445 5 років тому +13

      BF5 logic

    • @kenTrommer
      @kenTrommer 5 років тому +3

      Tbh. there are possibilities to survive headshots.

  • @H2ORaccoon
    @H2ORaccoon 5 років тому +1538

    German High Command: "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
    You recieved the P-08!

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 років тому +56

      Or the Walther-P38 in the latter part of the war.

    • @SlavicUnionGaming
      @SlavicUnionGaming 5 років тому +7

      Water Raccoon you mean the luger

    • @H2ORaccoon
      @H2ORaccoon 5 років тому +22

      @@SlavicUnionGaming It's more formal designation was called the P-08.

    • @anxiousbottle
      @anxiousbottle 4 роки тому +1

      You know, i always thought the medic weapon was an mp38

    • @robbercopgamer
      @robbercopgamer 4 роки тому +1

      @@jack_copperz Walther was stander-issue through the whole war.

  • @theodorkorner1497
    @theodorkorner1497 3 роки тому +358

    My Great-Grandfather was actually a medic in the Wehrmacht during WW2 with the rank of Feldwebel (staff sergeant). He even did serve in Stalingrad and treated the wounded on one of the last planes leaving the city in 1943. He survived the war and died peacefully in the 90s.

    • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
      @Better_Clean_Than_Green 2 роки тому +29

      Sie können stolz auf ihn sein, denn er war ein wahrer Held

    • @shaynewheeler9249
      @shaynewheeler9249 2 роки тому +4

      WW2 German veteran lost their lives

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 Рік тому +3

      @@Better_Clean_Than_Green -Proud of what, Captain Wehraboo? Of being a Wehrmacht member?

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Рік тому +21

      @@iche9373 Because the man had balls to fight?
      Out here disrespecting the vets

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 Рік тому +9

      @@History_Nurd He didn’t fight, he treated Wehrmacht soldiers medically.

  • @theskray2653
    @theskray2653 5 років тому +2802

    Medic: so they cant shoot us right?
    General: Well actually yes but no **proceed to give pistol**

    • @jord1214
      @jord1214 5 років тому +206

      *Well no, but actually yes.*

    • @yesyoucanTellme
      @yesyoucanTellme 5 років тому +17

      who wouldn't shoot a medic ?

    • @sleepylion9511
      @sleepylion9511 5 років тому +43

      The injured

    • @padraigpearse1551
      @padraigpearse1551 5 років тому +87

      @@yesyoucanTellme or someone who follows the rules of war

    • @TheGogeta222
      @TheGogeta222 5 років тому +30

      @Omar 1111 the us dit that very often my grantgrand father was shooted two times by an us army soldier and he was Sanitäter

  • @panzerkampfwagenivtiger8730
    @panzerkampfwagenivtiger8730 5 років тому +693

    Me : *sees a bonesaw in the saniter's loadout*
    Also me: *Meet the medic*

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 5 років тому +32

      *TF2 theme plays in the background*

    • @Switcharoo12
      @Switcharoo12 5 років тому +17

      I prefer the Übersaw.👍

    • @datguy190
      @datguy190 5 років тому +5

      Tf2 woooo

    • @scorchclasstitan6727
      @scorchclasstitan6727 5 років тому +12

      Sponge man Ice cone *when ze patient woke up his skeleton vas missing and ze doctor vas never heard from again ahahah* *thats how I lost my medical license*

    • @dispensergoinup
      @dispensergoinup 5 років тому

      I prefer the vita-saw

  • @cooncheese2209
    @cooncheese2209 5 років тому +1356

    German Soldier: *Skips Revive*
    Sanitäter: Am I a joke to you?!

    • @gamingdaily49
      @gamingdaily49 5 років тому +48

      Dom x4 Welcome to Battlefield V

    • @unkindledparsley
      @unkindledparsley 5 років тому +12

      Welcome to Mann vs Machine

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +15

      Welcome to every game with a revive sytem

    • @robbysanta5924
      @robbysanta5924 5 років тому +11

      Half the time medics just run right past you but there are some good medics that actually revive you

    • @goldcraft1337
      @goldcraft1337 5 років тому +2

      Sanitäter*

  • @archdukefranzferdinandofau375
    @archdukefranzferdinandofau375 4 роки тому +3353

    "The medics were protected by the Geneva convention."
    "Medics were often targeted."
    *Soviet anthem begins to play*

    • @FadedXenox
      @FadedXenox 4 роки тому +143

      Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria *Japanese anthem plays*

    • @nothingtoseeheremovealong598
      @nothingtoseeheremovealong598 4 роки тому +32

      Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria so were austrian archdukes

    • @nazmamurshed1349
      @nazmamurshed1349 4 роки тому +21

      I thought you're assassinated in 1914

    • @muhamadsayyidabidin3906
      @muhamadsayyidabidin3906 4 роки тому +87

      @@theredbear7174 lol german get a lot of respect from allied soldier, more that others axis soldier. They sometimes help wounded allied troops too, as well as helping drowned shipwreck victim in case of u boats. And the funny thing is german is somewhat more akin to follow old warfare rules (like prize rules) while other nation simply ignored it. Later in war many of them abandoned old warfare rules because they became easy target to allied who didn't care about that

    • @srsherman7390
      @srsherman7390 4 роки тому +7

      Japan: am I a joke to you?

  • @ja_go_25
    @ja_go_25 5 років тому +1699

    Medic patches up a soldier: Sanitäter
    Medic kills an enemy: Sanitöter

    • @dannyx40c21
      @dannyx40c21 5 років тому +11

      Haha lol

    • @FrostyWheats
      @FrostyWheats 5 років тому +233

      *Sees a good German joke*
      Wait, that’s illegal

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 років тому +12

      It's no laughing matter

    • @rudivomschauerberg6344
      @rudivomschauerberg6344 5 років тому +30

      tha actually even works in german language

    • @ja_go_25
      @ja_go_25 5 років тому +34

      @@rudivomschauerberg6344 ja sonst hätte ich das jetzt auch nicht geschrieben

  • @PsychoKern
    @PsychoKern 5 років тому +2728

    "Oh don't worry...ribs grow back!"
    *whispers to pigeon*
    "No zey don't...."

    • @Psychlych
      @Psychlych 5 років тому +147

      What happens now?
      Now, we practice medicine.
      Heavy walks outside, immediately gets blown up
      I zink we should practice somewhere else

    • @PsychoKern
      @PsychoKern 5 років тому +104

      @@Psychlych *Anyway...Thats how I lost my medical license!* :,D

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 5 років тому +45

      I think the TF2 medic's pet birds are doves, not pidgeons

    • @yeenmachine206
      @yeenmachine206 5 років тому +31

      Maxim Bellemare Savage pigeons are a species of dove. They’re also reffered to as rock doves

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 5 років тому +15

      @@yeenmachine206 I did not know that, so thanks, but I believe my point still stands; the entirely white coat of Archimedes (minus the bloodstains) and the other birds suggests a species of dove other than pigeon. Perhaps Streptopelia risoria, or simply, white dove.

  • @derrickpeterson3400
    @derrickpeterson3400 5 років тому +1745

    God bless the medics. Don't matter what side your on or what nation they belonged.

    • @detlev-8081
      @detlev-8081 5 років тому +72

      Paladin JN01 you mean unless they are jewish medics

    • @brucehc4975
      @brucehc4975 5 років тому +18

      @@Danger-Tater "stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up" - Solier

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 5 років тому +10

      Unless they are named Menguele

    • @kinstar
      @kinstar 5 років тому +11

      could you imagine as a medic people dying around you everywhere the moral you have to keep up for your fellow humans

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 роки тому

      What if I harvest your not-quite-dead buddy's organs?

  • @kermit3583
    @kermit3583 4 роки тому +1537

    2020: "Hand Sanitizer Please"
    1939: "Hërr Sanitäter Please!"

    • @jogumemajoli
      @jogumemajoli 4 роки тому +50

      You dont need the "ë" in herr. Just a friendly heads up. :)

    • @mkjudkins
      @mkjudkins 4 роки тому +51

      Please in German is “Bitte” I’m pretty sure

    • @Janoip
      @Janoip 4 роки тому +10

      @@mkjudkins Ja

    • @xnob_1670
      @xnob_1670 4 роки тому +22

      Why the "ë"? The german language doesnt even have"ë". Its "Herr"

    • @Sub-Zero_.
      @Sub-Zero_. 4 роки тому +1

      @MedKit i need you medy

  • @johnnyanderson2-roblox185
    @johnnyanderson2-roblox185 5 років тому +1525

    Sanitäter speaking to Russian officer: "I am protected under the geneva"
    Soviet Officer: "Well Da, but actually Nyet."

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 років тому +81

      Jappaneese sniper: *Headshots the Soviet officer and the German medic*
      Soviet officer:"Oy Cyka. Forgot about dem"

    • @диванныйэксперт-д4з
      @диванныйэксперт-д4з 5 років тому +33

      German troops did not think about the Geneva Convention when they occupied the Soviet Union

    • @wildlandfirefighter5656
      @wildlandfirefighter5656 5 років тому +11

      @@диванныйэксперт-д4з Because the Soviets were aggressive to Germany after WWI and started the German Revolution of 1918-1919.

    • @wildlandfirefighter5656
      @wildlandfirefighter5656 5 років тому +15

      @@диванныйэксперт-д4з Many white Russians joined the Germans in the Russian Liberation Army to fight against Bolshevism.

    • @lucabazooka1979
      @lucabazooka1979 5 років тому +2

      @@диванныйэксперт-д4з However why executing peple who saving lives?

  • @qw1ify
    @qw1ify 5 років тому +5335

    "Sanitäter 15 meters away"
    -Downed soldier: Sanitäter help me
    -Sanitäter sees downed soldier
    "Sanitäter 5 meters away"
    "Sanitäter 15 meters away"
    "Sanitäter 25 meters away"
    "Sanitäter disappears"

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 5 років тому +337

      OLD HUNTER Hahahah... Always happens
      Every
      God
      Damn
      Round

    • @La_Pucelle_dOrleans
      @La_Pucelle_dOrleans 4 роки тому +126

      Post Scriptum has the absolute worst players

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 4 роки тому +224

      Hate Incarnate I was thinking like in BF1 and BF5

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 4 роки тому +64

      Hate Incarnate
      Though the amount of revivals on BF1 is less rare.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +52

      Or even better, Sanitäter dies 1 meter away from you.

  • @puncturedbicycle7264
    @puncturedbicycle7264 5 років тому +893

    Geneva Convention : You can shoot any soldier but the guys wearing red crosses
    “Proceeds to shoot the medic next to him”
    Soviets : You mean that guy?

    • @Millwork1075
      @Millwork1075 5 років тому +13

      Jeremy Lucina Yeah, that guy

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 5 років тому +20

      Ivan, don't make me call Simo.

    • @jakartagamer6188
      @jakartagamer6188 5 років тому +22

      this is literally sovietwomble

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 5 років тому +15

      ZF warcrimes intensifies.

    • @m.bukhori2304
      @m.bukhori2304 5 років тому +11

      @@ReySchultz121 ZF: Zero Fucks

  • @rabburtt1841
    @rabburtt1841 4 роки тому +950

    "Don't worry, limbs grow back"
    Whispers *"No they don't."*

    • @coffeecreamer8303
      @coffeecreamer8303 4 роки тому +39

      rabburtt if that’s a tf2 reference he said ribs grow back

    • @LOLLOL-tb1pz
      @LOLLOL-tb1pz 4 роки тому +1

      @@coffeecreamer8303 Stfu

    • @coffeecreamer8303
      @coffeecreamer8303 4 роки тому +20

      LOL LOL why so toxic

    • @LOLLOL-tb1pz
      @LOLLOL-tb1pz 4 роки тому

      @@coffeecreamer8303 Why so dumb

    • @coffeecreamer8303
      @coffeecreamer8303 4 роки тому +19

      LOL LOL why are you mean to other people does it make you feel better about your sad life

  • @PassTheSnails
    @PassTheSnails 5 років тому +2950

    World War 2: Medics protected by the Geneva convention and often spared.
    Team Fortress 2: Medics targeted, prioritized, and hunted down.

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 5 років тому +101

      👀💦
      (TF2 medic main)

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 5 років тому +67

      *geneva convention* *observe*

    • @arcamean785
      @arcamean785 5 років тому +33

      Bullhocky... everyone knows a medic is the LAST targeted in a game, the guy standing in the open is always the best target. :p

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 5 років тому +2

      Yep.

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 5 років тому +25

      *Laughs in Ubersaw*

  • @bajkal8837
    @bajkal8837 5 років тому +284

    Animations are still getting better and better good job
    By the way what about Siege of Sevastopol ?

    • @bajkal8837
      @bajkal8837 5 років тому +1

      @Daytdrr 24 Both woul'd be interesting but rather 2ww

  • @table2370
    @table2370 5 років тому +300

    German medic: *wears visible red cross*
    Russian sniper: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @89BlackGatomon
      @89BlackGatomon 5 років тому +42

      More like: " Hey a target assisting marker, how nice of em"

    • @sumtingwong4748
      @sumtingwong4748 5 років тому +7

      German medic: *Wears a visible red cross*
      Russian Sniper:Aww they want me to get headshots

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 5 років тому +3

      Huh must be a training battle.

    • @sumtingwong4748
      @sumtingwong4748 5 років тому +1

      *Russian Sniper sees German medic treating a wounded soldier*
      "Hehey would you look at that a double kill!

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 5 років тому

      @@Kiror0_ *Laughs In Russian*
      What about the use of Chemical weapons back in WW1 huh Germany.

  • @bumsalami
    @bumsalami 4 роки тому +1598

    "Priests and Monks were mostly recruited as medics" Why not Rabb- never mind.

  • @princessego5568
    @princessego5568 5 років тому +604

    I was honestly expecting a Wix ad at the end, not an animated figure staring into my soul for 20 seconds.

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 5 років тому +4428

    HALLO?! SANITATER?!

  • @alexruby7624
    @alexruby7624 5 років тому +2038

    *Call of Duty 2 Flashback*
    German Dying : SANITÄTER!!!!

    • @magnimoo
      @magnimoo 5 років тому +150

      Now I know what those guys are yelling..
      Always thought they were yelling grenade or need backup 😂😂

    • @alexruby7624
      @alexruby7624 5 років тому +21

      @@magnimoo Same 😂

    • @SYCOSUBWAY
      @SYCOSUBWAY 5 років тому +20

      Too much Nostalgia for me

    • @reynaldog805
      @reynaldog805 5 років тому +6

      Yoo I thought the same thing 😂

    • @xenonohad
      @xenonohad 5 років тому +14

      Man I miss those time and games

  • @thiccchungo1041
    @thiccchungo1041 4 роки тому +362

    American medic: exists
    Japanese sniper: he’s to dangerous to be kept alive

    • @usuallyawkward
      @usuallyawkward 4 роки тому +20

      world war 2 revenge of the japanese

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 3 роки тому +3

      Carrying an M14 with an m1911 sticking out in open and crying when people accidentally shoot you and US medics never wear red crosses, you can't blame Japanese snipers

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 роки тому +10

      @@krieger8825 Can you blame them for not wearing the insignia when doing so makes them a bigger target?

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 3 роки тому +1

      @@krieger8825 Ikr-

    • @polerber9580
      @polerber9580 2 роки тому

      @@krieger8825 the japanese actively targeted medics and aid stations with red crosses

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 5 років тому +874

    Loses 1 HP
    Clears troath: MEEEEEDIIIC!!!

    • @dongjunleejuly13th
      @dongjunleejuly13th 4 роки тому +66

      *Presses 'E' Key*

    • @Pikasatupu75
      @Pikasatupu75 4 роки тому +67

      Medic does a 360° mid-air crossbow shot from 300 meters into your eye. *You get magically healed*

    • @guywithoutname6301
      @guywithoutname6301 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks Doc. WANANANANANANANA

    • @betterclone9521
      @betterclone9521 4 роки тому +5

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy 3 роки тому +6

      @@medic5258
      As a not-very-well-trained medic main, i will heal you

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 5 років тому +1046

    Soviet Officer: You shot at red cross on helmet?
    Soviet sniper: I thought it was a bulls eye.

  • @JoshuaGapaz
    @JoshuaGapaz 5 років тому +922

    Geneva: You can't shoot medics that's against the rules.
    US: OK
    UK: OK
    France: OK
    Germany: OK
    USSR: I don't like that rule.
    Japan: There's a rule?

    • @dingoatemychild1
      @dingoatemychild1 5 років тому +15

      😂😂

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 5 років тому +28

      Best comment I've read on this video haha.

    • @dingoatemychild1
      @dingoatemychild1 5 років тому +9

      @@oilersridersbluejays ikr

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 5 років тому +48

      The Soviets didn't like it but most followed the rule but Japan didn't even care a crap

    • @dingoatemychild1
      @dingoatemychild1 5 років тому +28

      @@dewannabe8845 no they didint the Russians didint take prisoners and plus at the end of the war Russia only hade 324 pow

  • @graveltheblock5578
    @graveltheblock5578 4 роки тому +150

    Imagine walking up to a german medic and then he pulls out a saw and says "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 5 років тому +447

    *Sanitäter*
    So _that's_ the word I've often heard while playing multiplayer first-person shooters.

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 5 років тому +13

      Steven Killeen BFV?

    • @hayden1445
      @hayden1445 5 років тому +14

      AHHHHHHHGHGHFHFHFHFHHFHF SANATETAH

    • @darkfishthedestroyer139
      @darkfishthedestroyer139 5 років тому +3

      I need sanitizer

    • @chrisshelley4623
      @chrisshelley4623 5 років тому +31

      All the way back to the first Call of Duty I've heard that being screamed during campaign playthroughs lmao

    • @joonas4132
      @joonas4132 5 років тому +4

      Nah in Games they often just say, "Sanni!"

  • @bananaslug7552
    @bananaslug7552 5 років тому +5185

    No one:
    BFV Germans when dying: SANITÄTER!!!!

    • @desmondsaiz4689
      @desmondsaiz4689 5 років тому +122

      I just remember they said that

    • @theargentraven42
      @theargentraven42 5 років тому +285

      Sonny Tater must be a pretty popular guy in Germany during World War II.

    • @Nani_M
      @Nani_M 5 років тому +82

      and it always fuckn female says that clearly

    • @victormillan6781
      @victormillan6781 5 років тому +10

      So TRUUUUEEE

    • @edyslavico3761
      @edyslavico3761 5 років тому +6

      @@theargentraven42 too Underrated

  • @colton2680
    @colton2680 5 років тому +740

    WaW flashbacks
    SANITÄTERRRR

  • @wilhelmii4185
    @wilhelmii4185 5 років тому +606

    If a German and a American Medic would meet it would be a very strange moment

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 4 роки тому +190

      They would just rock paper scissor. The winner can take him as prisoner

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 роки тому +69

      They’d take their sidearms and see who could knock the branches off of the nearest tree the fastest without missing.
      The loser would walk back to his side, carrying his casualty if need be.
      Lol I dunno

    • @lolmanboss
      @lolmanboss 4 роки тому +134

      They meet. They see. Fall in love. Still a better lovestory than Twilight XD

    • @kameroncarlon7575
      @kameroncarlon7575 4 роки тому +32

      I'd be a very sad moment knowing they are enemies

    • @titasbrigys4616
      @titasbrigys4616 4 роки тому +17

      I believe that this happened well war with murica was amost a year so chance is about 80% at least

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 5 років тому +251

    Basically, Sanitäters were in the whole Desmond Doss type of situation until the last parts of the war

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому

      Whats that for a situation?

    • @privyetcomrade4841
      @privyetcomrade4841 5 років тому

      Sounds right

    • @Imnotsmg4bob
      @Imnotsmg4bob 5 років тому +8

      @@obiwanfisher537 they didn't use firearms like Doss until the last year or two before the war eneded,some might have used guns before the order was issued, I don't quite know,I just know that they were somewhat fair Nazis,at least some of them

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 5 років тому

      @@Imnotsmg4bob People are people. The Third Reich medical corp has plenty of crimes against humanitt under its belt.

    • @beringkrohn6524
      @beringkrohn6524 5 років тому +9

      Shade Blackfield German medics were given the choice if they wanted to carry a side arm. Many on the Western front didn’t because they knew if a US soldier caught a medic with a side arm they’d execute you. The British were way worse on the killing of Germans medics than the US was though.

  • @bigbrainboi4771
    @bigbrainboi4771 5 років тому +2639

    Dies in bfv
    Soldier: *SANITÄTER*

    • @Mp-bu7zx
      @Mp-bu7zx 5 років тому +77

      TheHissingDragon SANISTÄTEEERRRR SCHNELLL

    • @wibez-523
      @wibez-523 5 років тому +51

      You called me?

    • @tamash7455
      @tamash7455 5 років тому +8

      SANITATRRRRRRR

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 5 років тому +10

      Bf1
      Sanitater pls
      Bf5 SANITATER BITTE REEEEEEEEEEE

    • @screepixeltm2113
      @screepixeltm2113 5 років тому

      Blut..
      Jemand muss mir helfen!

  • @neptuneseye7832
    @neptuneseye7832 5 років тому +1267

    *Everyones gangsta untill Medic pulls out Ubersaw and Kritzkrieg*

    • @Ogi88
      @Ogi88 5 років тому +55

      Hahahahahahaha, everyones gangsta untill medic go with uber and heavy...

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 5 років тому +33

      @@Ogi88 Everyone gangsta until engineer gets ubered

    • @thomasliljebakksund1
      @thomasliljebakksund1 5 років тому +9

      Everybody gangsta till a kritzed widowmaker rolls around

    • @vargasmartin7143
      @vargasmartin7143 5 років тому +9

      everybody gangsta till Battle medic with uber appears

    • @MadamePianissima
      @MadamePianissima 5 років тому +5

      Kritzkrieg*

  • @officerbeenadd
    @officerbeenadd 4 роки тому +635

    Soviets and Japanese: Geneva Convention? More like Geneva suggestion...
    *Kills medics*

    • @daminatornp1739
      @daminatornp1739 4 роки тому +10

      *Earrape sound play*

    • @periklisgermanos6488
      @periklisgermanos6488 4 роки тому +10

      "Battotai" and "Let's Go" intensify

    • @arx30z
      @arx30z 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @anormalperson1188
      @anormalperson1188 3 роки тому +2

      @@daminatornp1739 more like *USSR ANTHEM earrape*

    • @ShepardCZ
      @ShepardCZ 3 роки тому +2

      Do you really whine about soviets "breaking geneva convention" in a video about germans?

  • @warhammerchieftain9795
    @warhammerchieftain9795 5 років тому +145

    German Sanitäter (medics), are often called smurfs in german army today, because of their blue line shoulder pads and beret.

    • @CataciousAmogusevic
      @CataciousAmogusevic 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @sandraneuser2158
      @sandraneuser2158 5 років тому +6

      @liam breuner Smurf = Schlumpf weil wir blaue Baretts tragen (because we waer blue baretts)

    • @Archeol
      @Archeol 5 років тому +2

      @@sandraneuser2158It doesn't have anything to do with that cartoon with those little blue creatures?

    • @markperacullo7541
      @markperacullo7541 5 років тому

      "laLAAAAAAAAAAAAALALA LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"!!!!

    • @oshkosh7
      @oshkosh7 5 років тому

      mark peracullo Sing the happy song!

  • @Punkrock1life
    @Punkrock1life 5 років тому +233

    Geneva Convention: "It is forbidden to shoot Medics which are marked as such!"
    Russians and Japanese in WWII: "Come On! You´re the one who put a target on it!"

    • @linggiashonolinggi1163
      @linggiashonolinggi1163 5 років тому +6

      Lol now that's what I call common sense

    • @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69
      @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 4 роки тому +10

      @@linggiashonolinggi1163 Soviets and Japanese: if you get a Perfect shot in the Middle You Win a price

    • @lendelkent232
      @lendelkent232 4 роки тому +1

      German and Japanese are allies. Russians would kill those two medic.

    • @clanker6653
      @clanker6653 4 роки тому +3

      @Leo the lion48 But the Japanese targeted allied medics

  • @ginohendriks8433
    @ginohendriks8433 5 років тому +1074

    Idea:
    Simple history, Fallschirmjäger?

    • @BladeNightWing
      @BladeNightWing 5 років тому +36

      I would like to see German airborne troop as well

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 5 років тому +24

      They were the reason why the IMO coolest looking gun of WW2 was made - the Fallschirmjägergewehr 42 (FG-42)!

    • @jonasbrock3959
      @jonasbrock3959 5 років тому +7

      @@BladeNightWing Fallschirmjäger are the german airborne troops

    • @richardgaghaun7240
      @richardgaghaun7240 5 років тому +3

      That helmet is bullet magnet

    • @Dux4231
      @Dux4231 5 років тому +2

      daniel halachev No, they didn’t.

  • @billetede2peso113
    @billetede2peso113 4 роки тому +73

    5:05 The remaining 20 seconds are a German Infantrymen staring your soul

    • @anderto4
      @anderto4 4 роки тому +1

      *nightmare*

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 3 роки тому +8

      @@anderto4 Not a nightmare at all a reminder that they were people too, most often caught in circumstances that far alluded them. Also the last minute was a moment of silence for the fallen Sanis/ soldiers of WWII.
      Thought that was obvious.

    • @prestons9305
      @prestons9305 3 роки тому +1

      Its meant too be a sign of respect.

    • @valeskhaconk2550
      @valeskhaconk2550 3 роки тому

      YES

  • @guillaume5612
    @guillaume5612 5 років тому +193

    5:10
    "Hans, don't forget your line this time"
    "Ja herr direktor"
    "Ok, action !"
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "GOD DAMN IT HANS !"

    • @goldendeadlydragon9826
      @goldendeadlydragon9826 5 років тому +1

      Guillaume CAM lol

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 років тому +2

      @@goldendeadlydragon9826 Look ma, no Hans!

    • @rzul
      @rzul 5 років тому +1

      The most awkward moment in simple history

    • @guillaume5612
      @guillaume5612 5 років тому

      @Ajdin Beganovic Oh what a surprise, are you from SCP Foundation ? I am from the French branch.

  • @mixmaster2909
    @mixmaster2909 5 років тому +382

    0:22 when that glitch happens in bf5 when your ally is stuck on a crate and you keep holding the x button but you can’t syringe him

    • @AndresMartinez-nn3xm
      @AndresMartinez-nn3xm 5 років тому +4

      Isaiah Mendiola you have to be level with them and kinda sucks

    • @primordialbias8711
      @primordialbias8711 5 років тому +11

      Oh, I hate it when that happens, I keep thinking the guy on the other end if probably hating me for not helping when I couldn't.

    • @big-boy9716
      @big-boy9716 5 років тому +7

      End up picking their gun

    • @CJ02020
      @CJ02020 5 років тому

      I agree

    • @rynozerous2755
      @rynozerous2755 5 років тому

      Jamie Ballard it’s hold

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 років тому +1156

    Russian soldiers in WWII be like: do yall ever shoot a medic just to flex on the Geneva convention

    • @georgehh2574
      @georgehh2574 5 років тому +47

      @TheSatanicTicTac Krauts, weird way of saying the Germans.

    • @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS
      @WVU.STEELERS.CELTICS 5 років тому +3

      George Hamvas Hummerich how? Lol

    • @londonberry2180
      @londonberry2180 5 років тому +38

      @TheSatanicTicTac the Wermacht did.

    • @marcotolomio5269
      @marcotolomio5269 5 років тому +14

      @@londonberry2180 no, it didn't

    • @No_Way_NO_WAY
      @No_Way_NO_WAY 5 років тому +78

      war crimes have been performed on all sides... no government / army was innocent. there where also individuals that performed these on their own behalft.
      But bespite that all, there have been individuals who showed great respect to their advesaries.

  • @Wet_Sandwich
    @Wet_Sandwich 4 роки тому +278

    "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!"
    Sanitäter: I HAVE NO IDEA
    *gives German Meth
    Soldier: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHHAHAHHA

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 5 років тому +1769

    *Stubs toe*
    *Sanitäter Sprints across the world to apply bandages
    Thanks Doc

    • @trashshinobi5758
      @trashshinobi5758 5 років тому +90

      **Gets scratched**
      *Sanitäter from another reality rips a hole in the space-time continuum to apply gauze before jumping back to their reality and fixes the rift.
      Danke Doktor

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 5 років тому +27

      Vet 1: Whats 's your disability rating?
      Vet 2: 80%
      Vet 1: WHAT?
      Vet 2: Yea, I got a stubbed toe at Stalingrad.
      Vet 1: Oh. I only lost 2 legs at Arnhem and got 20%.

    • @pacient555
      @pacient555 5 років тому +8

      *_DANKE MEIN SANITÄTER_*

    • @slaggerthord31
      @slaggerthord31 5 років тому +2

      This is exactly what we would do

    • @goodlovely8513
      @goodlovely8513 5 років тому +2

      I stubbed my toe.
      Where is the sanittitie? I mean sanitäter

  • @historicfilms8049
    @historicfilms8049 5 років тому +617

    I just realised that in Battlefield V, when youre down and youre calling a medic and youre on the German team, you actually scream "Sanitäter" lmao

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 4 роки тому +36

      *Sanitäter SCHNELL*

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 4 роки тому +49

      *„Verdammt, ICH BRAUCH EIN SANITÄTER!“*
      -Hans, Seconds away from Dying of being hit by a Captured Sturmtiger

    • @yeettntyeet8999
      @yeettntyeet8999 4 роки тому +1

      Same and I’ve seen this before

    • @tobystephenson7649
      @tobystephenson7649 3 роки тому

      @GalacticGaming in bf1 u cannot ve Downed

    • @Komyeta
      @Komyeta 3 роки тому

      @Denam KOMUNISTEENNN

  • @derpypara1952
    @derpypara1952 5 років тому +780

    Before god,
    Before their mother,
    They call for Sanitäter
    Edit:Didnt expect this to get this many likes

    • @alexanderwestfield4073
      @alexanderwestfield4073 5 років тому +30

      BROTHER I NEED AN APOTHECARY!

    • @237g
      @237g 5 років тому +6

      Was that a real saying?

    • @marcelino7875
      @marcelino7875 5 років тому +12

      @@alexanderwestfield4073 nice warhammer reference

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 5 років тому +6

      Alexander Westfield BROTHER I REQUIRE AN APOTHECARY

    • @alexanderwestfield4073
      @alexanderwestfield4073 5 років тому +4

      @@237g it's a quote from a video game called Warhammer 40K

  • @Yoda-zx5qd
    @Yoda-zx5qd 4 роки тому +55

    So this is what my German soldier says when he dies in BFV

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 3 роки тому +6

      „SCHEIßE, ICH BRAUCH HIER EIN SANITÄTER!“
      (SH*T, I NEED A MEDIC HERE!)

    • @enixbluerain7213
      @enixbluerain7213 3 роки тому

      It's been there in Call of Duty 2. I just didn't knew what the word means.

  • @internetexplorer2985
    @internetexplorer2985 5 років тому +195

    Lord help me get one more...
    Basically me in midnight trying to watch another Simple History video before sleep

    • @pianochannels516
      @pianochannels516 5 років тому +6

      Francis Gonzales Desmond Doss (The Medic Who Fought Without A Weapon)

    • @k-874
      @k-874 5 років тому +12

      *HE PROTECC*
      *HE PROTECC*
      *BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY*
      *HE PRAYS TO GET ONE MORE BACC*

    • @AlastoriaHall
      @AlastoriaHall 5 років тому

      JOOG SQUAD SOUND OFF!!! NO BUT FR IK HOW YOU FEEL XD

  • @alanmaclaren4118
    @alanmaclaren4118 5 років тому +544

    Soldier: sanitäter! Hilfe!
    Sanitäter: Ah schiesse here we go again

    • @SponsoredbyCOV
      @SponsoredbyCOV 5 років тому +32

      you missspelled scheiße but this comment is still gold

    • @wilderwein1480
      @wilderwein1480 5 років тому +8

      Scheiße

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 5 років тому +10

      @@SponsoredbyCOV ß means double s for example "Waffen-ß"

    • @CuteLittleLily
      @CuteLittleLily 5 років тому +9

      @@SponsoredbyCOV sometime people doesnt know how to press ß so we just use SS.

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 4 роки тому

      Oh nein, das war keine Medizin

  • @BeepDip
    @BeepDip 5 років тому +647

    Sanitäter: *Puts on Red Cross symbols*
    Russian Soldiers: Ooooohhh target practiceeee!

    • @zdravdacyka5634
      @zdravdacyka5634 5 років тому +7

      Hahahaha

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 років тому +35

      Japan: *Laughs in Japaneese* Amateur.

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 5 років тому +17

      to Russian solders: you did not sign the Geneva convention documents you deserve no mercy of any kind and your own war crimes will be punished as well due to your very exstince.

    • @SlavicUnionGaming
      @SlavicUnionGaming 5 років тому +2

      Beep Dip X marks the spot

    • @Infernus171
      @Infernus171 5 років тому +5

      fail to see how is that funny

  • @keinname6588
    @keinname6588 4 роки тому +34

    I have an old sanitäter bag from my great grandfathers and im always proud to see this beautiful bag, its just sad that i dont have the uniforms of my great grandfather 😐😢❤️👌🇩🇪

  • @bruva207
    @bruva207 5 років тому +275

    Now I finally understand what the germans were yelling in call of duty 2! Out of nowhere you would hear a high pitched dude yelling SANITÄTEEEER

    • @daniloperisic6119
      @daniloperisic6119 5 років тому +5

      In bfv too, I'm shook

    • @k9medic39
      @k9medic39 5 років тому +7

      Medal of Honor: Vanguard? No? Just me? Ok...

    • @AssassinEmbers
      @AssassinEmbers 5 років тому +4

      World at war used this sound file too

    • @bertinyoung5982
      @bertinyoung5982 5 років тому +1

      That's crazy because that same thing clicked for me too!! Hilarious

    • @menju32
      @menju32 5 років тому +3

      Sometimes they also shouted: „Hey russian ! Here‘s a present of the german army !“ while throwing a grenade.

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs 5 років тому +301

    Me: Time to sleep
    SH: *Uploads a video*
    Me: Maybe one more video...
    Edit:
    Also, The animation is really smooth now
    Which is nice

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 5 років тому +2

      Yeah it is

    • @iva1987
      @iva1987 5 років тому +1

      It looks kinda lazy
      I mean infigraphics show sucks compared to sh

    • @samoldenkamp7393
      @samoldenkamp7393 5 років тому

      Thanks TO SKILLSHARE WE WERE ABLE TO MAJE SMOOTHER SNIMSTIONS

  • @aussieman4791
    @aussieman4791 5 років тому +713

    *Gets hit by Boys AT rifle*
    Sanitäter!!!

    • @UNclear-sv1iq
      @UNclear-sv1iq 5 років тому +47

      *Gets hit by artillery shell*
      Sanitätér

    • @mrnugget3691
      @mrnugget3691 5 років тому +19

      Bruh this comment is so accurate

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 5 років тому +27

      *Gets hit by Sector Artillery*
      Sanitäter!!!

    • @caseyiscaps4531
      @caseyiscaps4531 5 років тому +20

      Trips over pebbles
      *SANITÄTER*

    • @UNclear-sv1iq
      @UNclear-sv1iq 5 років тому +17

      @@rosaria8384 *Gets atomic bombed*
      Sanitätér

  • @Dave00theking
    @Dave00theking 3 роки тому +16

    "Medics were protected by the Geneva convention."
    USSR: "You mean the Geneva suggestions."

  • @TheRawsider
    @TheRawsider 5 років тому +57

    My grandfather was a German Sanitäter in ww2. He told me many stories. When a soldier got hit, he, most of the time, just injected something (I forgot what) into the wound, then covered the wound and carried the soldier to the next medical tent.
    But he was also wounded many time while being on the front, especially as a medic. He got hit by granades many times and once shot by a tracer ammunition into the chest, but survived because the bullet was stopped by his singing book and Russian dictionary. He's now 96 years old and still in good condition.

  • @theoreoman4597
    @theoreoman4597 5 років тому +716

    Geneva:You cannot shoot our medics
    Soviet's and french:wHoOpS

  • @vi-iv2xe
    @vi-iv2xe 5 років тому +343

    I like the graphics, more detailed animation.

    • @bradvilla6705
      @bradvilla6705 5 років тому +8

      They just get better an better

    • @BobPantsSpongeSquare97
      @BobPantsSpongeSquare97 5 років тому +11

      I noticed that too. More fluid and natural

    • @soapek7949
      @soapek7949 5 років тому +1

      Does anyone know what programm the author is using?

    • @yja8500
      @yja8500 5 років тому +2

      How did you comment 5 hours ago

    • @vi-iv2xe
      @vi-iv2xe 5 років тому +2

      @@yja8500 oh me and simple history are buddies, I asked him if he would give early access to his videos before anyone else and he said yes. In exchange I bought him a beer.

  • @patrickhuber8630
    @patrickhuber8630 5 років тому +75

    *searches Sanitäter on Google*
    Google: did you meant Heroes?

  • @211farissaputra7
    @211farissaputra7 5 років тому +125

    Geneva Convention : "Shooting medic is a war crime"
    Soviet Soldier : "iam gonna pretend to not see that"

    • @carlhu7264
      @carlhu7264 5 років тому +1

      Same with japan

    • @clintontsang1546
      @clintontsang1546 5 років тому +4

      War doesn’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.

    • @negvey
      @negvey 5 років тому +2

      well germans didn't follow geneva convention for the eastern front, surprisingly stalin even confronted them about it... and Hitler basically ignored them

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 років тому

      @@negvey Catch is that convention forbids arming medical personnel, so by giving their medics pistols, Germans made them targets.

    • @norbertfleck812
      @norbertfleck812 5 років тому +1

      @@ceu160193 No, self-defence weapons such as pistols are explicitly allowed.
      If you see a medic with a machine gun or an assault rifle, that's another story.

  • @SaltyScorpio
    @SaltyScorpio 5 років тому +47

    I’ve been on this channel since the Black Plague and I love the improvement on the animations and information, keep doing great things simple history! 😁😁

    • @tatarosgaming3176
      @tatarosgaming3176 5 років тому +4

      Wait... The black Plague was in the Middle ages, how Long are U Here?

  • @James-cq2bj
    @James-cq2bj 5 років тому +540

    0:27
    * puts on bandage
    * rips it off the fresh wound
    *puts on bandage again
    * rips it off AGAIN
    Heal 1000

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 років тому +47

      Hans:"I appreciate your enthusiasm Herr doktor. But can you actully start helping me? This kind---ARGH! This kinda hurts 'y kno--ARGH!"

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 років тому +18

      *dies

    • @jeskler
      @jeskler 5 років тому +7

      He also slides it across the wound aswell

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +2

      He's unravelling it. The idea he's ripping it off is funny but he's unravelling it.

    • @DylanKnaggs
      @DylanKnaggs 5 років тому

      @M1A1 Abrams 3rd Generation MBT do I rly have to woooosh someone again

  • @de_anubis
    @de_anubis 4 роки тому +14

    In the Bundeswehr we call them „Sanitöter“ means - „Medikiller“. Greetings from a German Sanitätssoldat 😌⛑

  • @darthvader6470
    @darthvader6470 5 років тому +345

    Officer: How much equipment do u need?
    Sanitater: y e s

    • @monokuma9234
      @monokuma9234 5 років тому +6

      *Person shoots at a sanitater but misses*
      Sanitater: Don’t frick with me I got the power of god and nazis on my side!

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 років тому

      Nice stolen comment man

    • @pandapanda4124
      @pandapanda4124 5 років тому

      Its ya

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 років тому +1

      panda panda ja

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 років тому

      And that's how I lost my medical degree

  • @crocodileonajetski5305
    @crocodileonajetski5305 5 років тому +145

    Me: plays battlefield V
    Also me: shoots medic thus proceeding to commit a war crime

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 5 років тому +8

      Oh Yeah yeah
      That’s on par with booby trapping the medic supply station with S-mines.

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 5 років тому +2

      @@hazmatt3250 War....War Never Changes.
      Me: oh yeah....teabag time.

    • @li_lcxndi_il881
      @li_lcxndi_il881 5 років тому +3

      when a medic shoots his gun , he is no longer clasified as a medic ...right?

    • @li_lcxndi_il881
      @li_lcxndi_il881 5 років тому +1

      @star chip accually a good idea but could be hard to do right

    • @tater4462
      @tater4462 5 років тому

      I shoot them after They revive ppl so i can get two kills

  • @columnal8067
    @columnal8067 5 років тому +1570

    dababy

    • @johnye4018
      @johnye4018 5 років тому +16

      @@patrcianpanifex Is that a motherfricking jojo reference?!?!?

    • @OXY187
      @OXY187 5 років тому +5

      Vincent Baker Yeah, tell me about it.

    • @michaelsteyaert9261
      @michaelsteyaert9261 5 років тому +4

      @@patrcianpanifex Desmond doss is better

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +6

      Extermination HD
      *H A N S*, GET ZE MEDIC EWUIPMENT

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 5 років тому

      *I'll thake your entire stock*

  • @EstebanMataVargas
    @EstebanMataVargas 5 років тому +14

    One of my grandpa´s best friends was a Sanitäter who serviced in the Western front and moved to my country, Costa Rica, after the end of the war.

  • @PunzL
    @PunzL 5 років тому +169

    "Is that a big bag problem or a small bag problem?"
    -neebs

    • @AR15Si
      @AR15Si 4 роки тому +3

      Promoted!!!

  • @jonyt3hchunk
    @jonyt3hchunk 5 років тому +336

    How did it take so long for this to come out? You posted that picture like half a year ago! I mean it’s good I love it but damn took long..

    • @t.gojirafanstudios5853
      @t.gojirafanstudios5853 5 років тому +13

      Dude have patience for simple history it is not easy for them to finish such a work they need to work hard and do many stuff for there life it is not easy for to just Do this work and call it a day they need to perfect this work before they upload it

    • @ttlfmag3507
      @ttlfmag3507 5 років тому +2

      Be grateful though

    • @gianlucaborg195
      @gianlucaborg195 5 років тому +2

      I believe that that was only a teaser in advance

    • @ahpjlm
      @ahpjlm 5 років тому

      They also have to animate (Which depends how good the animation and detail is)

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 5 років тому +547

    Medic: I'm protected by the Geneva convention, no one can touch me.
    Soviet Soldier: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @AngelX987
      @AngelX987 5 років тому +12

      Quite literally

    • @zieperegrine5237
      @zieperegrine5237 5 років тому +13

      I know it is a joke but you are not protected by the Geneva if you are actively engaging enemy troops even as medic. The directive by the German army that said medics were combatants removed the protections by the Geneva convention.
      See the clause:
      Medics and other non combatent personal shall be respected and protected if they are carrying out these duties at the time when they come into contact with the enemy or fall into his hands. This means that in the case they are NOT carrying out the duties of medication and firing upon enemy soldiers they are fair game 😬😬😬

    • @monokuma9234
      @monokuma9234 5 років тому

      Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman *We you mean?*

    • @monokuma9234
      @monokuma9234 5 років тому +1

      BulletKingIsHere *you mean the anime soldiers*

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 5 років тому

      Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman ill buy all your stocks

  • @leightonmarsh7835
    @leightonmarsh7835 4 роки тому +43

    *In real life:*
    Soldier: “Help me, I’m down.”
    Medic: “Hang on, soldier. You’re not going to die today.”
    *In a FPS (and yes this included Battlefield)*
    Soldier: “Help me, I’m down”
    Medic: *ran passed a downed soldier*
    Soldier: “Wait, where are you going? I’m about to die, god damn it.”

  • @koya6470
    @koya6470 5 років тому +1032

    **RED cross on German helmet**
    Soviet’s: *Oh look a Target 🎯*

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 5 років тому +42

      TGFusion
      Same with Japanese Snipers and US Medics lmfao

    • @markcrawford5810
      @markcrawford5810 5 років тому +9

      Soviet: Well if he didn't want to get shot the soon to put a target on his head.

    • @arthurwilliams2136
      @arthurwilliams2136 5 років тому +2

      Hey do not undermine me

    • @arthurwilliams2136
      @arthurwilliams2136 5 років тому +2

      Or I will send to Gulag

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 5 років тому

      Joseph Stalin
      Welcome to the future, where the USSR has dissolved

  • @deathtrooper199
    @deathtrooper199 5 років тому +79

    Note:
    Just because the Geneva Convention has protected medic, and anyone who has killed the medic is labelled as a war criminal (except accidental).
    Doesn't mean it'll apply to TF2

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 5 років тому

      Bruder, kann ich einige Schleifen haben
      Brother, may i have some loops

  • @carlosajames
    @carlosajames 5 років тому +46

    Huge respect to the German and British medics. Simple history is brilliant and educational. Keep up the good work.

  • @miagua8640
    @miagua8640 4 роки тому +15

    “Pls revive me i have ray gun”

  • @Junkers_05
    @Junkers_05 5 років тому +179

    Me playing BFV as Germans soldiers
    Me: Sanitäter!!
    Not a medic: *Holding my hands* you will be alright
    Me: *Revived*

  • @aprofessionalgamer5355
    @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 років тому +69

    ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!?!
    I HAVE NO IDEA.

  • @yangs975
    @yangs975 5 років тому +114

    Medics: *exists*
    Enemy: *its free real estate*

  • @Forsaken_Blood
    @Forsaken_Blood 4 роки тому +1

    Im Glad That On Any Side With Wounded Soldiers A Medic Had To Help Them No Matter What Friend Or Foe

  • @AndreY-qe6qt
    @AndreY-qe6qt 5 років тому +59

    Hanz: Are you sure this will work?! (Bleeding Badly)
    Sanitätar: I have no idea!

  • @Razor-hh6ru
    @Razor-hh6ru 5 років тому +317

    "ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?"
    "HAHA, I HAVE NO IDEA!"
    *activates übercharge*

    • @kzytproduction3931
      @kzytproduction3931 5 років тому +6

      USSR soldier : Ay Vadim !Turn on that Stalinum armour maker

    • @Cobretsov2022
      @Cobretsov2022 5 років тому +9

      Oh my you made me remember the “meet the medic” video !! IS THERE ANY OLD GAMERS??? IS THERE ANY TF2 PLAYERS?? No okay I guess I am alone

    • @Cobretsov2022
      @Cobretsov2022 5 років тому +2

      Jodi Sutrisno PuT DiSpAnSEr HeRr!

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 5 років тому +1

      @@Cobretsov2022 yo ! Little help ?

    • @telmiqq8590
      @telmiqq8590 5 років тому +2

      @@Cobretsov2022 Doc, c'mon, man!

  • @etienneirion617
    @etienneirion617 5 років тому +62

    Medic: Uses Uber
    Soldier: Gets headshot, set on fire, shot by a tank,
    *I AM BULLETPROOF*

    • @seththesheriff1275
      @seththesheriff1275 5 років тому +4

      Soldiers in WW2: get shot in the head and dies
      "X_X"
      Heavy Weapons Guy: gets set on fire and shot million times
      "I AM BULLETPROOF!*

    • @samanli-tw3id
      @samanli-tw3id 4 роки тому

      Nothing to lose, fire away, fire away
      Ricochet, you take your aim, fire away, fire away

  • @gatsbymaguire
    @gatsbymaguire 4 роки тому +11

    Imagine seeing this, a Sanitäter grabs a saw, a modified MP-40 that shoots syringes, and a strange looking gun that was made to heal people...
    Then he charges a guy with an MG-42.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 роки тому

      MG-42 Carrier: DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?

    • @gatsbymaguire
      @gatsbymaguire 3 роки тому

      @@rejvaik00 Sanitäter: Haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

  • @nickmolinelli2781
    @nickmolinelli2781 5 років тому +189

    "Wait it gets better. When the patient woke up, his entire skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!"

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 4 роки тому +18

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @jieqiangluo5487
      @jieqiangluo5487 4 роки тому +20

      @@flying_gorilla8069 Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license.

    • @lcrperson542
      @lcrperson542 4 роки тому +16

      ARCHIMEDES! NO! It’s filthy in there. Ugh.

    • @snuuwy
      @snuuwy 3 роки тому +13

      Now, most hearts couldn't vidstand zhis voltage, but im fairly certain you heart-

    • @lassekjevik131
      @lassekjevik131 3 роки тому +9

      @@snuuwy What was noise?

  • @Heatmaker
    @Heatmaker 5 років тому +694

    Geneva Convention: No attacking medics in war
    USSR and Japan: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 5 років тому

      Oh sh- xD

    • @Floppy1932
      @Floppy1932 5 років тому +20

      Danny He USSR and Japan: cowabunga it is

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @SpikeVike27
      @SpikeVike27 5 років тому +7

      No remorse to invaders. Cruel, but justified. Also, based on what i know, medics-prisoners were threatened relatively well

    • @someguysomeone3543
      @someguysomeone3543 5 років тому +11

      @@SpikeVike27 wut?

  • @moodylad2033
    @moodylad2033 5 років тому +97

    Medics: *(EXIST)*
    Japanese Snipers: Ima bout end this mans whole career.

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому +4

      Well japanese soldiers never shot any sanitäter though. So, no idea what this is about?

    • @moodylad2033
      @moodylad2033 5 років тому +8

      @@obiwanfisher537 I mean allie medics

    • @tyrant7583
      @tyrant7583 5 років тому +1

      But this video is clearly about German medics being targeted purposely despite it being a war crime. So why say Japanese? When it's American and Russian soldiers that their talking about?
      Never mind I know why. Typical on every UA-cam comments section.

    • @fieldmarshall28
      @fieldmarshall28 5 років тому +1

      @Kekistan Shitlord he means american medics,obviously japanese soldiers wouldn't shoot their german allies

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 5 років тому

      @@fieldmarshall28 It just doesnt make sense to post this under a video of german medics.

  • @karlmartin9446
    @karlmartin9446 3 роки тому +1

    My great-grandfather was a German medic in World War II. Thank you for this video it was very interesting.

    • @yungt320
      @yungt320 3 роки тому

      What happened to him

    • @karlmartin9446
      @karlmartin9446 3 роки тому +1

      @@yungt320 He survived the war and became a civilian doctor afterwards. He had a family and lived a good life in western Germany. He died in 1963 in a car crash. I wish I met him.