The Soldier who fought in 3 Armies

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  • @darrenchang2907
    @darrenchang2907 5 років тому +5564

    This is a soldier who won every battle but lost every war. But still a remarkable military man! Admire him!

    • @daveno8432
      @daveno8432 5 років тому +68

      Admire a man who was a SS officer? ...........................................

    • @SuburbanBand1t
      @SuburbanBand1t 5 років тому +571

      @@daveno8432 He probably wasn't a racist though. It also did state in the video that he did not know much about the political side of the second world war.

    • @WhosTheDumbNow
      @WhosTheDumbNow 5 років тому +605

      @@daveno8432 He just wanted to fight Russians. He had been in war since his birth.

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 5 років тому +103

      @@daveno8432 Yes?

    • @j.h2968
      @j.h2968 5 років тому +115

      @@daveno8432 he cut off his ss tattoo

  • @Mercnix101
    @Mercnix101 5 років тому +1525

    Soldiers went AWOL to get home. This dude went AWOL to get to the frontline.

    • @vivitsa6215
      @vivitsa6215 5 років тому +22

      Reverse psychology! Dun dun dun.

    • @tahunkwai5979
      @tahunkwai5979 5 років тому +119

      frontlines were his home

    • @pupupullava435
      @pupupullava435 5 років тому +28

      Uno reverse card

    • @BukitMan
      @BukitMan 5 років тому +35

      This dude was the ultimate warrior.

    • @iwantcrawfish6110
      @iwantcrawfish6110 5 років тому +14

      A lot of brave people did that. They want to be there for there brothers in arms

  • @baandroidarg2006
    @baandroidarg2006 5 років тому +13216

    When the campaign is too short and you still buying DLCs

    • @Marco-sq2cy
      @Marco-sq2cy 5 років тому +32

      What ?

    • @crispyengineer7521
      @crispyengineer7521 5 років тому +771

      The campaign=Fighting for the Finns
      Dlc 1=fighting in the Deutsche army
      Dlc 2=fighting in the American army

    • @maybewellok
      @maybewellok 5 років тому +300

      Got arrested several times : Your mom doesn't want to buy a dlc

    • @BoSinnfan54
      @BoSinnfan54 5 років тому +211

      @@crispyengineer7521 DLC 3= Prison DLC

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 5 років тому +45

      Gotta say best dlc they made a lot of character models than I thought for a dlc now this is a Nintendo dlc worthy level

  • @GriziDaWiz
    @GriziDaWiz 4 роки тому +5712

    “So what side are you on?”
    “Uhhhh, the one against the communists.”
    “Which one?”
    “Well, all of them?”

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 5 років тому +2179

    Lauri: *changes teams three times*
    Italians during 2 World Wars: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @53gaDr34mc4st
    @53gaDr34mc4st 5 років тому +5732

    If he didn't die in the Vietnam War I bet you he would have made his way to Afghanistan in the 1980s to get his round 3 against the Soviet Army.

    • @johnvictorengland7703
      @johnvictorengland7703 5 років тому +596

      Larry switching teams one last time and joining Al Quaida to fight the reds.

    • @Anonymous-jo2no
      @Anonymous-jo2no 5 років тому +142

      I would hook my phone to a microwave if it meant being able to move to a world line where that had actually happened...

    • @53gaDr34mc4st
      @53gaDr34mc4st 5 років тому +108

      @@johnvictorengland7703
      **Mujahadeen but yeah

    • @53gaDr34mc4st
      @53gaDr34mc4st 5 років тому +192

      Also I must correct myself.
      If he fought in Afghanistan in the 80s, it'd be his Round 4 against the Soviets.
      Round 1 is the Winter War
      Round 2 is the Continuation War
      Round 3 is the Defense of Berlin

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 років тому +79

      A badass to death, and not dissalusioned by politics. Love this guy.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 років тому +2797

    Soldier: **Doesn't speak Finnish**
    Lauri: Hippity Hoppity. My fist will do properly.

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 4 роки тому +800

    When you're trying all the factions side quests in one playthrough.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 роки тому +58

      Except the one you hate

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 роки тому +6

      Yes the comintern one

    • @shwah8299
      @shwah8299 3 роки тому

      @@luigimrlgaming9484 Which wasn't the Nazis. Hmmmm. Almost as if this guy was just a violent racist monster.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 роки тому +12

      @@shwah8299 I’m 82% certain any normal Waffen SS would’ve gotten themselves killed by trying to fight the soviets
      The only reason he went there was to fight commie

    • @ecksdee6376
      @ecksdee6376 3 роки тому +2

      @@shwah8299 Except that he's not what you think, he joined the Nazis just to fight the red army, nothing else.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 5 років тому +10669

    He isn't dead. He's in a cryogenic pod in Area 51 that reads "In case of Russian invasion, break glass."

    • @zach7372
      @zach7372 5 років тому +490

      Along with Carlos Hathcock and Roy Benevidez

    • @alaskaball188
      @alaskaball188 5 років тому +161

      You just took this from the sabaton video didint you?

    • @asheur9488
      @asheur9488 5 років тому +93

      Ha ha...
      Take my like

    • @lord_hemp
      @lord_hemp 5 років тому +27

      Lmfao

    • @orangeboi3387
      @orangeboi3387 5 років тому +199

      we dont need to break the glass, he can feel the russians and break the glass himself

  • @alecmueller3299
    @alecmueller3299 5 років тому +2957

    1991 arrives, USSR collapses
    Larry in hiding, not really dead.
    "Finally, I can rest..."

    • @tuannguyenvan-gv8ms
      @tuannguyenvan-gv8ms 5 років тому +12

      vietnam bro ,

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 5 років тому +5

      You mean from inside the gulag

    • @kaijudude_
      @kaijudude_ 5 років тому +103

      @@bv5998 Ironically Vietnam is now a US ally against China which is still "communist" in name only of course.

    • @TheTeknus
      @TheTeknus 4 роки тому +35

      Vietnam and US now has the same threat, China

    • @anotherguy3554
      @anotherguy3554 4 роки тому +9

      there's north korea

  • @joshhyman894
    @joshhyman894 5 років тому +6028

    Had no PTSD because he was the traumatic event

    • @teacuppy6610
      @teacuppy6610 5 років тому +92

      :D :D :D oh man, good one

    • @CloroxBleach-mm1xy
      @CloroxBleach-mm1xy 5 років тому +119

      Fear from it, run from it.

    • @jamesmortimer4016
      @jamesmortimer4016 5 років тому +115

      Traumas can come in many forms. One of them can be a desire to shed more blood

    • @GRNbull98
      @GRNbull98 5 років тому +22

      I don't know anything this joke never gets old lmfao

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 5 років тому +9

      I don't know anything He was the ptsd

  • @squeaky206
    @squeaky206 4 роки тому +902

    Imagine surviving 2 separate conflicts, getting pardoned after escape attempts, fighting in 3 armies and then die because the manafacturer was too lazy to fix a helicopter.

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 2 роки тому +1

      That’s what I was thinking. Fought in 3 wars but does because the pilot was an idiot

    • @DeBattousai
      @DeBattousai 2 роки тому +18

      @James lack of detail information back then unlike now we can access it easily. Only the Fin president figure it out i guess

    • @raindoll9877
      @raindoll9877 2 роки тому +30

      @James They later did, when the situation cleared the president pardoned him and to this day he's considered a hero.

    • @captainprice3398
      @captainprice3398 2 роки тому +15

      Bro got spawn killed at the start off his match

  • @vladimirlenin9120
    @vladimirlenin9120 5 років тому +1286

    An army: **Exists**
    Lauri Törni: *”It’s free real estate”*

    • @chadgillotti6687
      @chadgillotti6687 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @templar8811
      @templar8811 5 років тому +49

      Torni:sees communism*
      Torni:”hehe yeah boah”

    • @n0clip_928
      @n0clip_928 5 років тому +14

      i love when people make memes about these videos like this

    • @konstantin3374
      @konstantin3374 5 років тому +16

      Communism: *Exists*
      Lauri Törni: *RIP AND TEAR*

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 5 років тому +2

      @@konstantin3374 Until it's done.

  • @amben6619
    @amben6619 5 років тому +3324

    Communist : *exists*
    Törni : *Your free trial of being alive has ended*

    • @elitemation
      @elitemation 5 років тому +31

      *I will not let your dad reach tour house*

    • @captainbadassitude1845
      @captainbadassitude1845 5 років тому +12

      Fucking brilliant.

    • @amildlydisappointingsalad6058
      @amildlydisappointingsalad6058 5 років тому +2

      Wow comment stealer

    • @Arnosx23
      @Arnosx23 5 років тому +34

      @@amildlydisappointingsalad6058
      Oh my god shut up.
      I'm sure that this poor fella had no idea that someone did it first.
      This is a viral video. There are already 5.5K comments down here. It's absolutely not surprising that two people wrote down the same meme without seeing each others.
      And you know what? I'm sure that there are some more people here who have already done it. Dozens and dozens. You don't see them. They don't see us.
      And tonight, tomorrow and a week after.
      One or two guys will do the same joke thinking also that they are unique and original.

    • @amildlydisappointingsalad6058
      @amildlydisappointingsalad6058 5 років тому +3

      @@Arnosx23 you do realize that it's the exact same spaces AND the bold as the other one right? And the same exact meme one day later is mostly likely stolen. Not trying to push this guy down, but im just saying

  • @Pretani_Chieftain
    @Pretani_Chieftain 5 років тому +1737

    COMMIES: exist
    Larry Thorne: *cowabonga it is*

    • @Vandarte_translator
      @Vandarte_translator 5 років тому +26

      Your pfp makes your comment better.

    • @Pretani_Chieftain
      @Pretani_Chieftain 5 років тому +10

      @@Vandarte_translator thanks man

    • @taikajorma7276
      @taikajorma7276 5 років тому +7

      Lauri Törni* Cant u spell

    • @mrwehraboo5478
      @mrwehraboo5478 5 років тому +5

      @@Pretani_Chieftain man your pfp fits and when i look at your comment i imagine lauri törni doing that face

    • @jaakko222
      @jaakko222 5 років тому +3

      Lauri Törni*

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 3 роки тому +180

    Imagine being a drill instructor and you have a recruit that went through Finnish basic training, German officer training, and German guerilla training.

  • @robertduguay8955
    @robertduguay8955 5 років тому +2673

    From a comment on Sabaton’s soldier of three armies:
    Larry Thorne didn’t die. The CIA has him cryogenically frozen with the following instructions:
    “In case of Communism; Break Glass and Give Weapon.”

    • @ninaakari5181
      @ninaakari5181 5 років тому +12

      @TomiSlav well eu didn't stole his home and property so no he wouldn't hate it

    • @jxsilicon9
      @jxsilicon9 5 років тому +9

      @TomiSlav
      Fascism like US.

    • @kotgmarshal
      @kotgmarshal 5 років тому +41

      @@jxsilicon9 how so is the United States facist? You do know what facism is right?

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 5 років тому

      😁😄😆😂🤣

    • @kotgmarshal
      @kotgmarshal 5 років тому +1

      @@BlandSpagetti please explain the joke, I do not understand. It seems as if I dserve to be on r/wooosh

  • @gamingmayhem3088
    @gamingmayhem3088 5 років тому +3858

    Game: Chose Finland, Germany or America.
    Lauri: *yes*

  • @giulioaprati338
    @giulioaprati338 5 років тому +4719

    Communist exists
    Lauri Törni: "wait that's illegal".

    • @fallout1953
      @fallout1953 5 років тому +354

      Germany: *declares war on The Soviet Union*
      Lauri Törni: "Now this looks like a job for me"

    • @1stdaybreaker707
      @1stdaybreaker707 5 років тому +52

      Oppinion/Theory: He wanted to strike against the agressive and uncaring dictatorship that had occupied his home, but in reality he was probably just slaughtering the innocent pawns of what he hated.

    • @ipetube8330
      @ipetube8330 5 років тому +110

      Soviets attack finlann
      Lauri Törni:hipoty hoppoty get of my proberdy

    • @marcusfigved7593
      @marcusfigved7593 5 років тому +28

      @@ipetube8330 hipity hoppety I won't abolish property.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 5 років тому +31

      Lauri: get's an Army to fight for:
      -It's free real state

  • @desklamp6708
    @desklamp6708 4 роки тому +428

    “I’ll join over a THOUSAND armies until I see the Soviets die!”

    • @flavius8278
      @flavius8278 3 роки тому +33

      Agreed! Better death than red! 👍🏻

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 роки тому +8

      @James T. Elliott By red he means commie.

    • @lachlanpike5469
      @lachlanpike5469 3 роки тому +4

      Were those his words

    • @jasonjohnson6938
      @jasonjohnson6938 3 роки тому +7

      I read that in Mr waternoose's voice lol

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 років тому +2173

    Italy: *Switches sides*
    Lauri Törni: How cute...

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 5 років тому +6

      BrasilBall Italy did so in ww1. They were frst

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 5 років тому +34

      @@xirb-4007 I don't recall Italy switching sides in WW2. More like being divided due to the Allied invasion and in the end getting rid of Mussolini.

    • @BigBossXCV
      @BigBossXCV 5 років тому +15

      @@xirb-4007 Italy didn't switch side in WW1. The alliance was a DEFENSIVE one. Germany and Austria started the war without even tell that to Italy

    • @annemadison7258
      @annemadison7258 5 років тому +2

      @@BigBossXCV You are right, I know this because my great grandfather and great great uncle served in the Austrian army and fought against the Italians.

    • @practioneroflain1175
      @practioneroflain1175 5 років тому +2

      @@BigBossXCV they were allied with the germans…

  • @Bromar_Tillo
    @Bromar_Tillo 5 років тому +3240

    Ronald Reagan: no man hates the commies more than me
    Larry Thorn: excuse me

  • @unfunnyhumor1573
    @unfunnyhumor1573 5 років тому +1747

    *You are now dressed as a member of the NCR*
    *You are now dressed as a member of Cesar’s Legion*
    *You are now dressed as a member of the BOS*

    • @masamoonx
      @masamoonx 5 років тому +36

      😂🤣 OMG I'm dying, this should be top comment!! Where the fall out fans!?!!

    • @SenArmstrongenjoyer
      @SenArmstrongenjoyer 5 років тому +43

      Liberty prime in human form

    • @LinkCanBackflipYAY
      @LinkCanBackflipYAY 5 років тому +6

      Doesnt make sense, NCR and Legion were enemies, BoS and NCR were Enemies

    • @asianlifter
      @asianlifter 5 років тому +2

      ex caflownay Fallout*

    • @DarDarBinks1986
      @DarDarBinks1986 5 років тому +4

      For me, it's a bit of cycling between NCR and Legion disguises between finishing Lonesome Road and going to the Lucky 38. Sometimes even after that. I like to string them both along and then throw them AND House under the bus. Install Yes Man, go independent.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +511

    Swedish speaking Fin: “What are
    You saying?”
    Törni: *FALCON, PUUU-*

  • @Taltsi
    @Taltsi 5 років тому +671

    Fun fact, finnish president Mauno Koivisto served in detachment Törni

  • @cuijatv7596
    @cuijatv7596 5 років тому +2590

    Simo Häyhä and Lauri Törni must be having a beer together rigth now

    • @stormraider5400
      @stormraider5400 5 років тому +178

      For this type of reasons I hope heaven is open for the brave ones

    • @stormraider5400
      @stormraider5400 5 років тому +56

      @Donald Trump All hail Donald Trump, may you be reelected.

    • @homersimpson6585
      @homersimpson6585 5 років тому +42

      Storm Raider Homer Simpson 2020
      For a better America

    • @hatejethro1164
      @hatejethro1164 5 років тому +20

      Valhalla exists

    • @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 5 років тому +12

      @Donald Trump bruh I litterally despise you even more than usual rn. You mustve paid way too much money for the amount of freaking ads im seeing.

  • @zane5941
    @zane5941 5 років тому +2041

    Imagine attempting to break out of prison so many times that a country's president pardons you even for treason.

    • @xamnition
      @xamnition 5 років тому +330

      Actually it was because in the people's and presidents eyes Törni and others who fought against the soviets were heroes and trials for treason were ONLY to please the Soviets! Nobody thought of legends like Törni as traitors!

    • @alexg4711
      @alexg4711 4 роки тому +105

      Treason is a joke in this chase tho.
      He was a finnish war hero.

    • @equarg
      @equarg 4 роки тому +9

      Zane Kenney
      The Wardens probably all wrote a letter requesting this knowing they could not hold this guy!

    • @randomplayer4645
      @randomplayer4645 4 роки тому +3

      I helped my German squad stay alive when I negotiated with the Colonel of the US Army for our lives and our families, we were known as ToWs or Traitors of War, haven't heard of them? That's because none of the US Army wanted the world to know.

    • @Vonir-Slater
      @Vonir-Slater 4 роки тому +11

      @@randomplayer4645 Ok buddy

  • @mrdrift2307
    @mrdrift2307 4 роки тому +174

    Interviewer: "So do you have any preivous work experience?"
    Lauri torni: *yes*

    • @tuuresarolahti6247
      @tuuresarolahti6247 4 роки тому +6

      Killing communists in the soviet union
      Killing communists in germany
      Killing communists in vietnam

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 роки тому +2

      Lauri: *pulls out a bibles worth of papers about his previous work experience*

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 5 років тому +1004

    If the internet existed back then, Lauri Törni would have been a Chuck Norris meme before Chuck Norris memes existed.

    • @N000BiZ
      @N000BiZ 5 років тому +24

      Actually, he is Chuck Norris!

    • @historyonyoutube4007
      @historyonyoutube4007 5 років тому +15

      In other words he was chuck Norris before chuck Norris was cool

    • @JGlennFL
      @JGlennFL 5 років тому +3

      He was actually played by John Wayne, the Chuck Norris of his day.

    • @boberson33
      @boberson33 5 років тому +1

      Wow a Chuck Norris joke in 2019 how original

    • @wiyao8164
      @wiyao8164 5 років тому +1

      Did you know the year that chuck Norris was born Germany surrendered

  • @SithLordGaming-vn6ri
    @SithLordGaming-vn6ri 5 років тому +5306

    Joseph Stalin checked under his bed every night for this man.

    • @heezay3678
      @heezay3678 5 років тому +38

      This comment made my day

    • @HaojanRoC94DE
      @HaojanRoC94DE 5 років тому +86

      Angel Comrade stfu commie, who let you use the Internet?

    • @jasondavis808
      @jasondavis808 5 років тому +56

      And his closet for Simo Häyhä.

    • @xpickpoke2266
      @xpickpoke2266 5 років тому +8

      And the other sniper dude

    • @datmo0se992
      @datmo0se992 5 років тому +18

      And out his window for Simo Hähyä

  • @chris52000
    @chris52000 5 років тому +835

    He lived by the motto “better dead than red!”

    • @bayern1445
      @bayern1445 5 років тому

      @Prussian Eagle oi oi oi

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому +5

      Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +15

      @@ds4611 you again

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 5 років тому +23

      The physical manifestation of "better dead than red"

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 5 років тому +6

      It wasn't real [place ideology here]

  • @johnxina7797
    @johnxina7797 3 роки тому +68

    I love how they just briefly go over the fact that this guy went to sweden and somehow ended up in venezuela

  • @warpoet90
    @warpoet90 5 років тому +2169

    Why is there not a movie about this guy? Hollywood needs to get it together..

    • @doktorhund6926
      @doktorhund6926 5 років тому +305

      Because he faught for germany and against comunism.

    • @kosmas173
      @kosmas173 5 років тому +138

      Because he fought for Germany in WWII.

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 5 років тому +423

      Because he's straight and white

    • @lucaswilson2520
      @lucaswilson2520 5 років тому +22

      William Poole oh stfu

    • @9264tri
      @9264tri 5 років тому +47

      Because Hollywood can’t make 3 movies

  • @JJuhu
    @JJuhu 5 років тому +4788

    He would literally rather be dead than red

    • @suomilaava371
      @suomilaava371 5 років тому +541

      " Death is a perfectly valid and considerable alternative to communism "

    • @sgttootypants5238
      @sgttootypants5238 5 років тому +32

      @Marshall D. Dierte Socialism doesn't take your rights away

    • @mircea_ciobanu
      @mircea_ciobanu 5 років тому +47

      Marshall D. Dierte You do realise that Communism is an economical system right? The rights taken away from people in the USSR was because Stalin was absolutely crazy and power hungry. He did everything to keep his power, completely ignoring the actual communist system and using “Communism” as an excuse for that. What you hate is Stalinism, not communism. Communism doesn’t take rights away, crazy dictators do.

    • @mircea_ciobanu
      @mircea_ciobanu 5 років тому +19

      Cheedy Really good point, I just don’t really like people blindly preaching how demonic communism is when they don’t actually know what communism is.

    • @mircea_ciobanu
      @mircea_ciobanu 5 років тому +3

      Cheedy Great to know you can still have reasonable discussions on the internet! 👍

  • @FBI-xk4vf
    @FBI-xk4vf 5 років тому +1126

    USSR: I fear no man...
    *picture of thorne appears*
    USSR:but that thing, it scares me

    • @vladimirlenin9120
      @vladimirlenin9120 5 років тому +11

      The USSR won though

    • @jurielynsolano92
      @jurielynsolano92 5 років тому +37

      @@vladimirlenin9120 they may won but he killed most of em

    • @Divran22
      @Divran22 5 років тому +48

      USSR: I fear no man...
      *Picture of Thörni and Häyhä*
      USSR: but that thing, it scares me.

    • @brolutiongaming3983
      @brolutiongaming3983 5 років тому +5

      Comrade Justin Y. I think you’re forgetting the year 1989-

    • @AGMTileAndFlooring
      @AGMTileAndFlooring 5 років тому +2

      That's no man, that's a freak of nature

  • @oswaldmosley4315
    @oswaldmosley4315 4 роки тому +191

    This takes better dead than red to a whole new meaning

  • @benjamindanielsen5204
    @benjamindanielsen5204 5 років тому +3109

    We've all heard of people being one man armies, but in his case, could we technically call him a three man army?

  • @211pirate6
    @211pirate6 5 років тому +481

    The one guy who probably wanted the trees to start speaking Vietnamese.
    This dude is literally rambo

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому +23

      "The trees are speaking Vietnamese? I just walked through and they were dead silent."

    • @djfoof3518
      @djfoof3518 5 років тому +19

      Meanwhile in Vietnam
      Trees:*Hold the line against Americans*
      Lauri:*Breaths near trees*
      Trees:*Die*

    • @owencarter1057
      @owencarter1057 5 років тому

      I was your 200th like.

    • @211pirate6
      @211pirate6 5 років тому

      Owen Carter lol thanks

    • @hhussy
      @hhussy 5 років тому +3

      Honestly the Rambo story was probably inspire by this guys life. Seeing how he got to America as a hardened veteran doing carpentry, then ending up in Vietnam as a special forces soldier.

  • @hey9433
    @hey9433 5 років тому +1723

    *would you like to switch teams?*
    yes
    _yes_
    *YES.*

    • @stefanparasca1007
      @stefanparasca1007 5 років тому +4

      LOL 🤣

    • @jerseymikes3800
      @jerseymikes3800 5 років тому +9

      Except he really didn’t at all

    • @TheRomanRuler
      @TheRomanRuler 5 років тому +56

      Well not really, he always fought against commies. But when someone took a break from the fight he joined those who still kept fighting.

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 5 років тому +17

      *Would you like to join the soviet team*
      No
      No
      *NO*

    • @RoboPutinPresidentinCE
      @RoboPutinPresidentinCE 5 років тому +2

      More like would you like to fight against Bolshevism

  • @mr_lonelyboy2001
    @mr_lonelyboy2001 3 роки тому +62

    This man takes "Better dead than red" into whole new level

    • @zayedbiniqbal2797
      @zayedbiniqbal2797 2 роки тому +3

      ভাই, আপনি তো কঠিন লেভেলের এন্টি কমিউনিস্ট।

    • @RandomFurry07
      @RandomFurry07 Рік тому +1

      ​@@zayedbiniqbal2797yeah that's the fucking point

    • @thekalamazookid4481
      @thekalamazookid4481 Рік тому

      ​@@zayedbiniqbal2797look what it's accomplished lol death and destruction. Those of us with families naturally hate communism and anyone who calls themselves communist. They are enemies of humanity.

  • @chodeoriki4113
    @chodeoriki4113 5 років тому +3114

    How many wars did you serve?
    Lauri: yes

  • @antebabeli1411
    @antebabeli1411 5 років тому +848

    Today is his 100th birthday. We salute the man who fought for 3 very different nations against 1 enemy and who could only stopped by a mountain.

    • @Miaw907
      @Miaw907 5 років тому +7

      commies

    • @alexanderlobachev9136
      @alexanderlobachev9136 5 років тому +1

      and who was always a looser

    • @dp_upperscore8119
      @dp_upperscore8119 5 років тому +22

      @@alexanderlobachev9136 wdym he carried his teammates.He would win most of his battles but not the war.

    • @jangel6099
      @jangel6099 5 років тому +11

      @@alexanderlobachev9136 angry russian fanboi spotted

    • @danelisslow3269
      @danelisslow3269 5 років тому

      I mean he was on Germany's side, so not really that good.

  • @tovarishchsimonov289
    @tovarishchsimonov289 5 років тому +431

    From national war hero to a criminal getting arrested by ur own country's police. Remarkable.

    • @TheMaximus359
      @TheMaximus359 5 років тому +50

      government didn't have much of a choice tho. Russkies sort of forced that

    • @mistrkill
      @mistrkill 5 років тому +5

      A lot of people were arrested like that, and most of the arrests were forced by the soviets

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +3

      Betrayed by his own country when he tried to help it

    • @molexi6537
      @molexi6537 5 років тому +1

      You have to take in to account that Finland was at war with Germany when Lauri joined them

    • @dogepl4261
      @dogepl4261 5 років тому +6

      Fucking soviets did that to Polish heroes too.

  • @theonlykingtiger
    @theonlykingtiger 2 роки тому +105

    Started out as a reserve
    Soon promoted when deserved
    And the legend has begun
    With a bounty on his head
    The red army wants him dead
    Soviet enemy number one
    Cross of Mannerheim
    Addicted to the war game
    Never-ending flame
    Victory reclaimed
    Oh, we remember, we remember, we remember
    Shout, Lauri Törni's name
    A soldier of three armies knows the game
    Keeps their echo from the past
    Rise from beyond your grave
    Son of Finland and the Green Beret
    May you rest in peace at last
    Lauri Allan Törni
    Across the water a new start
    War still beating in his heart
    A new legend has been born
    Started out as a reserve
    Soon promoted when deserved
    Changed his name to Larry Thorne
    Cross of Mannerheim
    Addicted to the war game
    Never-ending flame
    Victory reclaimed
    Oh, we remember, we remember, we remember
    Shout, Lauri Törni's name
    A soldier of three armies knows the game
    Keeps their echo from the past
    Rise from beyond your grave
    Son of Finland and the Green Beret
    May you rest in peace at last
    From the Finnish lakes
    Into Germany and USA
    All the wars he came across
    Cross of Mannerheim
    An iron cross, a bronze star, purple heart
    One distinguished flying cross
    Shout, Lauri Törni's name
    A soldier of three armies knows the game
    Keeps their echo from the past
    Rise from beyond your grave
    Son of Finland and the Green Beret
    May you rest in peace at last
    Lauri Allan Törni

  • @brodied.6230
    @brodied.6230 5 років тому +1246

    Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history
    Lauri Törni: *Exists*

    • @yiffmaster3587
      @yiffmaster3587 5 років тому +5

      Existed*

    • @GoodVibes-xq4yi
      @GoodVibes-xq4yi 5 років тому +2

      As soon as everyone turned to dust, Larry reappears and kills Thanos

    • @AldoHExse
      @AldoHExse 5 років тому

      Chingus Nipple Well his name still prevails

    • @Miaw907
      @Miaw907 5 років тому +1

      im about to ruin this mans whole career

  • @stephenealferez5226
    @stephenealferez5226 5 років тому +788

    This man have a lot of stories to tell
    Can anyone revive him?

    • @yaboiasscassin9938
      @yaboiasscassin9938 5 років тому +16

      Rez plz

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 5 років тому +40

      If I could bring back any war hero, it would be him.

    • @jaeheealbertchoi4920
      @jaeheealbertchoi4920 5 років тому +3

      Is it just me or this sunglass guy keep appearing in youtube? Is it some kind of conspiracy going on with the profile pics?

    • @jaeheealbertchoi4920
      @jaeheealbertchoi4920 5 років тому

      @0L5 jusy jeard about the oh yeah yeah phenomenon.

    • @duelelmies3662
      @duelelmies3662 5 років тому

      I would visit his grave

  • @justal5770
    @justal5770 5 років тому +1076

    Trained within 3 armies
    In 2 generations
    To fight 1 enemy
    He made war his mistress
    He made death his life
    May the hound of war rest in peace

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 5 років тому +7

      Pizza

    • @LegendaryMercDC
      @LegendaryMercDC 5 років тому +11

      And made communists is punching bag

    • @simosetkic3283
      @simosetkic3283 5 років тому +1

      Need to make movie about him or show 3 seasons

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 5 років тому

      911 likes...
      I ain't messing it up.

    • @Jazzman-bj9fq
      @Jazzman-bj9fq 5 років тому +1

      @@simosetkic3283 Yeah, this dude is way more badass than Rambo, cuz he was REAL!!

  • @nexivation
    @nexivation 3 роки тому +30

    Bro, forget WWII, this guy was fighting his own war.

  • @michaelhowe8674
    @michaelhowe8674 4 роки тому +2233

    Imagine being a drill SGT training a man that has fought 2 wars while you were still in diapers.

    • @thorinth3079
      @thorinth3079 4 роки тому +410

      Drill Sgt: hey this guy seems to be going through the courses like a breeze.
      Other Drill Sgt: how? these courses are meant to break a man!
      Thorne: hey, at least it aint as easy as the finnish army or the Waffen SS training.
      Drill Sgt: the what?
      Thorne: nothing, I just really hate the Commies

    • @midmichiganrr24gp9
      @midmichiganrr24gp9 3 роки тому +144

      @@thorinth3079 ss training was extremely brutal. Think of it as spec ops training. In fact the french foreign legion used many former SS in the french indo china war against the viet cong as they were the most effective against guerrillas

    • @thorinth3079
      @thorinth3079 3 роки тому +18

      @@midmichiganrr24gp9 Just a joke bro...I wasn't being serious.

    • @stevenardian1485
      @stevenardian1485 3 роки тому +5

      @@midmichiganrr24gp9 Im sorry but what kind of Waffen - SS theirs a lot of them ?

    • @jonathansteel3324
      @jonathansteel3324 3 роки тому +4

      3 wars actually

  • @igneuswolf363
    @igneuswolf363 5 років тому +561

    Started out as a reserve,
    Soon promoted well deserved
    And the legend has begun
    With a bounty on his head,
    The Red Army wants him dead
    Soviet enemy number one
    Cross of Mannerheim!
    Addicted to the war game
    Never ending flame
    Victory reclaimed
    Oh, we remember,
    We remember, we remember!
    Shout! Lauri Törni’s name,
    A soldier of 3 armies knows the game
    Deeds that echo from the past
    Rise! from beyond your grave,
    Son of Finland and a green beret
    May you rest in peace at last
    Lauri Allan Törni
    Crossed the water a new start,
    War still beating in his heart
    A new legend has been born
    Started out as a reserve
    Soon promoted well deserved
    Changed his name to Larry Thorne
    From the Finnish lakes
    Into Germany and USA
    All the wars he came across
    Cross of Mannerheim, an Iron Cross,
    A Bronze Star, Purple Heart
    One Distinguished Flying Cross

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 років тому +15

      Dumm Dovajiit Good boy

    • @prouddegenerates9056
      @prouddegenerates9056 5 років тому +36

      Shout, Lauri Törni's name
      A soldier of three armies knows the game
      Keeps their echo from the past
      Rise from beyond your grave
      Son of Finland and the Green Beret
      May you rest in peace at last
      Lauri Allan Törni

    • @rkmurphy5648
      @rkmurphy5648 5 років тому +18

      Disappointed that this isnt top comment.

    • @commanderwilliam3693
      @commanderwilliam3693 5 років тому +10

      Why tf isnt this pinned

    • @mikhail_tal1866
      @mikhail_tal1866 5 років тому +5

      SABATON

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 5 років тому +2064

    Finnish Team
    *> Change Team*
    Waffen-SS Team
    *> Change Team*
    US. Special Forces Team

    • @crives1525
      @crives1525 5 років тому +7

      trycoldman23 hey trycold

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 років тому +12

      I see you everywhere bro, is that a Russian gasmask?

    • @specificocean7992
      @specificocean7992 5 років тому +5

      WTF DUDE YOU AGAIN!!!

    • @malaya1950
      @malaya1950 5 років тому

      You

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 5 років тому +11

      "Every time I fight communists, we lose. I'm starting to think I'm jinxed or something.
      ... Say, is it normal for helicopter to be making that noise?"

  • @NPC13377
    @NPC13377 4 роки тому +560

    If Lauri was alive today he'd be fighting the CCP by himself

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 4 роки тому +38

      Fukking side with the Taiwanese
      Either that or if he could time travel, side with Japan. But...

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 4 роки тому +25

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Not Japan. Japan wasn't fighting the CCP during the Sino Japanese war. They were fighting Nationalist China.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 4 роки тому +3

      @@brrrrrtenjoyer I thought both the CCP and KMT united against Japan

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 4 роки тому +22

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 True but the reason the CCP won the Civil war was cause the Nationalists took the entire weight of the Japanese Army. The CCP didn't do much. If he joined the Nationalists, he'd probably fight only the Communists during the Civil War

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 4 роки тому +1

      @@brrrrrtenjoyer wha...

  • @RiffLOckz
    @RiffLOckz 4 роки тому +4025

    Everyone's gangster until the snow, grass and palmtrees start speaking Finnish, German and English.

    • @walter3934
      @walter3934 4 роки тому +60

      underrated comment

    • @butchmonster8031
      @butchmonster8031 4 роки тому +63

      And punches

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 4 роки тому +5

      Replace the palmtrees with sky start speaking finnish german and english

    • @tirpitzyt3088
      @tirpitzyt3088 4 роки тому +4

      Soviet*, he fought in the fins army not the soviet's

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 4 роки тому +8

      It is said, his brain was secretly transferred to Liberty Prime.

  • @Calamity556
    @Calamity556 5 років тому +1750

    "Whose side are you on?!"
    Larry Thorne: "Yes."

    • @DarkSpyro707
      @DarkSpyro707 4 роки тому +176

      "Whose side are you on?"
      Lauri Törni: The one thats killing commies.

    • @DarkSpyro707
      @DarkSpyro707 4 роки тому +63

      @Illegális virágkereskedő commies dont laugh, not enough of it to go around.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 4 роки тому +48

      “Whose side are you on
      Thorne: The one that’s not communist

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 4 роки тому +1

      Red blue yellow and green ITS RED VS BLUE ALL OVER AGAIN!

    • @FrozenPanzer
      @FrozenPanzer 4 роки тому +6

      Non-communist side

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +2132

    When you can’t decide which army to join

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 5 років тому +63

      And is too good for all of them

    • @americanpanzer4163
      @americanpanzer4163 5 років тому +23

      When you keep switching sides

    • @topiluukkonen7612
      @topiluukkonen7612 5 років тому +8

      Just join all of them

    • @alpharius7630
      @alpharius7630 5 років тому +19

      Torrini be like:
      "I think i will join finland"
      Later
      "Nah,im joining germany now"
      Later...
      "War is over,im joining american forces now"

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 5 років тому +7

      When a new round starts but it's against communist countries*

  • @davider5596
    @davider5596 4 роки тому +265

    Imagine fighting in three armies and losing the war every time... Man, life was harsh to him...

    • @EthanNev
      @EthanNev 3 роки тому +11

      I mean other then prison and the helicopter crash that killed him the military looked after him

    • @ThePresident77
      @ThePresident77 3 роки тому +31

      Compared the all the dead bolsheviks during the war, I'm sure he was better off than them even if having lost.

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 3 роки тому +3

      Us pulled out of nam not lost

    • @saullover
      @saullover 3 роки тому +9

      @@brianstabile165 ah yes sir the US never loses

    • @victortakflakt
      @victortakflakt 3 роки тому +7

      @@brianstabile165 they lost buddy

  • @mrwilson217
    @mrwilson217 5 років тому +396

    He just wanted to complete the factions quests first.

  • @vodkainglassofstalinium1221
    @vodkainglassofstalinium1221 5 років тому +2246

    When you hate Stalin so much and fight in every country against him

  • @Maekiii
    @Maekiii 5 років тому +2008

    He is the only SS soldier buried in Arlington.

    • @walterbell1529
      @walterbell1529 5 років тому +32

      Maekiii is he now?

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 5 років тому +71

      @@walterbell1529 yes

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 5 років тому +285

      He was so desperate to kill Reds he escaped to Alabama! That’s determination! *ducks* (I’m Southern, so I can make that joke.)

    • @PostalPatriot556
      @PostalPatriot556 5 років тому +53

      5Rounds Rapid anyone can make any joke, grow a pair 😂

    • @naffal1538
      @naffal1538 5 років тому +9

      Oof

  • @NahVesX
    @NahVesX 3 роки тому +44

    This man was so talented every army he went into he became an Officer...

  • @CS4EVER98
    @CS4EVER98 5 років тому +748

    When Lauri was a kid there were only three sports that matter. Football, basketball and killing communists.

    • @wastefellow2569
      @wastefellow2569 5 років тому +17

      Ludi Milojko, um… hockey?

    • @commoguru
      @commoguru 5 років тому +31

      M. Woller Dude you're so salty about this dude it's actually pretty funny.

    • @michaelt3172
      @michaelt3172 5 років тому +5

      M. Woller exactly what the commies did just less discriminately

    • @Sporkmaker5150
      @Sporkmaker5150 5 років тому +1

      Actually skiing, reindeer wrestling, and killing communists.

    • @its_walter7768
      @its_walter7768 5 років тому

      Your profile picture made it a crap ton better!

  • @bryandacote8109
    @bryandacote8109 5 років тому +211

    Clearly a man who took the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" to heart

  • @cluelessPhilosophic
    @cluelessPhilosophic 5 років тому +2074

    Larry Thorn is the Anti-Communist Doomguy.

    • @tormendor8585
      @tormendor8585 5 років тому +72

      *Lauri Törni, thats the original and the real name

    • @Oozy9Millimeetah
      @Oozy9Millimeetah 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂 OMFG!!!!

    • @ooofisbored
      @ooofisbored 5 років тому +16

      Torm Endor LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN LARRY THORN

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 5 років тому +7

      Except he’s in gulag

    • @kellscarthechosen327
      @kellscarthechosen327 4 роки тому +12

      Metal intensifies

  • @Teuton89
    @Teuton89 4 роки тому +26

    Small fun fact: in hungarian, "törni" is a verb, which means: "to break". Fitting.

  • @kentuckyreenactor9132
    @kentuckyreenactor9132 5 років тому +1200

    4:00 “Conveying orders through gestures shouting and punching” Finnish sign language
    Edit: 895 likes Jesus, I must have said something right.

    • @overthebar
      @overthebar 5 років тому +55

      NONNIN KUSIPPA SUUTO JO *SCREAMS AND PUNCHES THE GROUND*

    • @vadoksam9235
      @vadoksam9235 5 років тому +8

      ooga booga

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 5 років тому +13

      Und this is how we say good-bye in Germany, Doctor Jones.
      * THUMP! *

    • @memegaminghd7561
      @memegaminghd7561 5 років тому +7

      VITTU

    • @Justin-np9yj
      @Justin-np9yj 5 років тому +9

      It's heart breaking he died in a crash. I wonder if there was something more to this story🤔

  • @brandon1341
    @brandon1341 5 років тому +325

    3:32
    “OOF”
    - Red Army soldier
    Winter war, 1939, Colorized

  • @rpgeek22
    @rpgeek22 5 років тому +737

    This man is the personification of better dead than red

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 5 років тому +1

      But to be dead, you must first be red. I hate them catch 22's.

    • @cantutmez8854
      @cantutmez8854 5 років тому +2

      Well he choosed death indeed

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 5 років тому

      @@cantutmez8854 "choosed"

  • @tund7035
    @tund7035 3 роки тому +35

    Imagine being a recruit with him and seeing him becomes a Captain in 3 years

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 5 років тому +1241

    The most anti-communist soldier to have EVER lived.

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому +15

      JediKnightwing Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

    • @KiloMafia9
      @KiloMafia9 5 років тому +100

      D . S false lol the Red Army were originally a volunteer group for people who supported communism and wanted to establish a communist government. And either way, they are ordered to represent and fight under a communist government. So who is and who isn’t a communist is irrelevant to this guy’s original comment

    • @preussen4983
      @preussen4983 5 років тому +26

      *PINOCHET WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому +3

      @ So just because they have the word "red" you presume it to be communist? Ok, lets also not forget how the Wehrmacht carried flags with swastikas on them and swore oaths to Hitler, does that make them Nazis too? Both armies mass conscripted their men, of which many of them didn't follow the ideals of their government, but rather fought for one side in order to die as heroes for their land.

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому +3

      @@KiloMafia9 Bud were talking about the WW2 factor here, and it's not like the red army mass conscripted their men just like the Wehrmacht, of which many of them didn't follow the ideals of their government, but rather fought for their land and honour. You're thinking of the Russian revolution, this is a different topic.

  • @666Shinedown
    @666Shinedown 5 років тому +515

    Dude was determined to fight commies 'til death,what an absolute legend.

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому +9

      Renegade Red army wasn’t communist, it’s like saying the Wehrmacht were Nazis, both of the militaries were manipulated by their ideal state of government.

    • @allmight6451
      @allmight6451 5 років тому +34

      D . S obviously, he means he was fighting against communist rule

    • @AetheriteDark
      @AetheriteDark 5 років тому +2

      Renegade we need more hero’s like him.

    • @ds4611
      @ds4611 5 років тому

      @@allmight6451 "Determined to fight commies 'till death", doesn't sound like "determined to fight communistic oppression" to me bud, as he's "obviously" referring to the red army, heretofore my explanation as to how one's ideal state of government is different military wise, considering the military doesn't uphold any ideals, but is only manipulated by one's government for their own benefit. You're right, after the communistic government uses the military to gain a bunch of ground, sure the government will initiate some communist rule, but he wasn't directly referring to that, otherwise his comment would have made much sense.

    • @explicit862
      @explicit862 5 років тому +11

      @@ds4611 Pretty sure everyone whos reading your comment has a headache now.

  • @bruhnisher5454
    @bruhnisher5454 5 років тому +235

    Damn, is this the real life Rambo series?

    • @snoobeedoobee
      @snoobeedoobee 5 років тому +7

      Well Rambo is already based off of a real life dude so I guess he's like the Finnish-German-American Rambo

    • @tom4tpuree
      @tom4tpuree 5 років тому +2

      Mr. Neverdie finish Rambo to be exact

  • @afnanmehmood3827
    @afnanmehmood3827 4 роки тому +57

    This man deserves a movie.

  • @BSE1320
    @BSE1320 5 років тому +740

    Winter War: I'm not done yet!
    World War II: I'M NOT DONE YET!
    Vietnam: I'm...not...done.......yet.....

    • @domicson4587
      @domicson4587 5 років тому +40

      *Voice from sky*
      "AM STILL NOY DONE"

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 5 років тому +11

      Dude communism's gone
      Ok I'm done

    • @outlawfordixie2760
      @outlawfordixie2760 5 років тому +6

      He’s sill not done. Lol.

    • @KittoKin
      @KittoKin 5 років тому +7

      @@CapyMartinBara there's still north Korea

    • @piztolice3459
      @piztolice3459 5 років тому +8

      This man will never be done until commies are extinct

  • @samimiettinen5539
    @samimiettinen5539 5 років тому +473

    "...and punches, because he didn't speak swedish" That's a commander right there

    • @salgres3949
      @salgres3949 5 років тому +2

      Arabic

    • @popelkabalogova5450
      @popelkabalogova5450 5 років тому

      @Bob how and why tho?

    • @Jansk1h
      @Jansk1h 5 років тому +4

      @@popelkabalogova5450 Finland has a quite significant swedish speaking minority and close ties to Sweden due to their shared history

    • @popelkabalogova5450
      @popelkabalogova5450 5 років тому

      @@Jansk1h Thanks, makes more sense now.

    • @thebronywiking
      @thebronywiking 5 років тому

      Som svensk så stödjer jag detta.
      As a swede I support this message.

  • @randomboi8577
    @randomboi8577 5 років тому +1713

    He change from finnish to germany to american
    Just to kill USSR
    That some revenge

    • @sampark8422
      @sampark8422 5 років тому +28

      He hated Ruskies

    • @Marcusjnmc
      @Marcusjnmc 5 років тому +20

      @@sampark8422 he would, they took his home

    • @maxfrankow1238
      @maxfrankow1238 5 років тому +29

      The Fins do NOT like Russians lol.

    • @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 5 років тому +3

      @@maxfrankow1238 imagine what would happen if yhe Russian government decided to say that estonia or something loved them..... I wouldn't be surprised after they recently literally denied the existence of the Molotov ribbentrov pact. The baltic and finnish people would go sicko mode.

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 5 років тому +1

      Luckily nobody gave him a plane

  • @ezCsakToki
    @ezCsakToki Рік тому +7

    "A soldier of three armies knows the game"

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +613

    therapist: the 3 soldier armies is not real you gotta calm down
    thorni: *EXIST*

    • @gammauno
      @gammauno 5 років тому +19

      Therapist: Roof Koreans don’t exist calm down
      Roof Koreans: *EXIST*

    • @gammauno
      @gammauno 5 років тому +1

      Average Gamer 1.0 what roof koreans

    • @taikajorma7276
      @taikajorma7276 5 років тому +3

      Törni*

    • @taikajorma7276
      @taikajorma7276 5 років тому

      I dont get its not that hard xD

    • @svency8896
      @svency8896 5 років тому

      Törni dumbass

  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  5 років тому +654

    What was your favorite army service / part of Lauri Törni's story? (🇫🇮Finland-🇩🇪Germany-🇺🇸USA)

  • @nathanhensn8717
    @nathanhensn8717 5 років тому +292

    Me: Hey do you want to catch a movie and get something to eat?
    Lauri: No, there's Commie's still breathing that I have to kill.
    Me: That's fair.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 5 років тому

      You: But where not a war.
      Lauri: Germany is.
      You: Thats fair.

    • @chrischaros4349
      @chrischaros4349 5 років тому +1

      *The US joins the war.*
      Germany: START MANUFACTURING DEM MAUS

  • @crownglory5688
    @crownglory5688 4 роки тому +17

    My grandfather served as his corporal for over two years during the Finland-Soviet wars. Surreal thinking about it.

    • @0fks242
      @0fks242 3 роки тому

      Was your grandfather friends with him, or how was the dudes personality

  • @siristheslayer1923
    @siristheslayer1923 5 років тому +184

    *STARTED OUT AS A RESERVE, SOON PROMOTED WHEN DESERVED, AND THE LEGEND HAS BEGUN*

    • @alkmdagcoglu52
      @alkmdagcoglu52 5 років тому

      Sabaton

    • @theriddler6994
      @theriddler6994 5 років тому +18

      With a bounty on his head
      The red army wants him dead
      Soviet enemy number one

    • @carlosquintela2950
      @carlosquintela2950 5 років тому +4

      CROSS OF MANNERHEIM
      ADDICTED TO THE WARGAME
      NEVER ENDING FAME

  • @luisarruda3061
    @luisarruda3061 5 років тому +448

    This man is the definition of badass.
    RIP Lauri Törni 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇩🇪

    • @senatorarmstrong3983
      @senatorarmstrong3983 5 років тому +20

      Luís Arruda Not all nazis we’re evil heartless bastards, same with the soviet soldiers who were forced into it

    • @bloedjohan7602
      @bloedjohan7602 5 років тому +7

      @@senatorarmstrong3983 No not all but propaganda destroyed most minds, I believe

    • @senatorarmstrong3983
      @senatorarmstrong3983 5 років тому +2

      Bloed Johan Yeah

    • @bar5118
      @bar5118 5 років тому +5

      @luís arruda it goes🇫🇮🇩🇪🇺🇸

    • @tuuresarolahti6247
      @tuuresarolahti6247 5 років тому +4

      Lepää rauhassa ja neuvosto liitto haisee perseeltä

  • @annihilator517thegod5
    @annihilator517thegod5 5 років тому +937

    SHOUT Laurie Torni's name,
    A soldier of three armies knows the game, he's their echo from the past
    RISE, from beyond your grave
    Son of Finland and the Green Beret
    May you rest in peace at last
    Laurie Alan Tornie

    • @isaacmarrufo8935
      @isaacmarrufo8935 5 років тому +84

      Been waiting to see this comment

    • @antontaao69
      @antontaao69 4 роки тому +48

      thank god i thought no one would comment that

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo 4 роки тому +32

      Lauri Törni*

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 4 роки тому +29

      Aw, a fellow man of culture.

    • @sarpbakrsoy8125
      @sarpbakrsoy8125 4 роки тому +32

      Started out as a reserve
      Soon promoted when deserved
      Changed his name to Larry Thorne

  • @EarthBoundMisfitI
    @EarthBoundMisfitI 4 роки тому +44

    Damn this dude joined at 35. What a boss I gotta stop by his grave next time im in Arlington. What a life.

  • @blitz3n977
    @blitz3n977 5 років тому +1057

    Simo Häyhä: I am feared by the Soviets
    Lauri Törni: hold my beer

    • @vertie2090
      @vertie2090 5 років тому +42

      lol they both were

    • @botcheek482
      @botcheek482 5 років тому +29

      @@vertie2090 one was a professional sniper who fought in 1 war the other was a Finnish soldier a german S.S and a U.S special forces officer
      i think i know which one was more epic

    • @bobohobo30yearsago41
      @bobohobo30yearsago41 5 років тому +2

      Đi u ưatch a vid about simo hayha and get this vid recomendded

    • @blitz3n977
      @blitz3n977 5 років тому +2

      @@bobohobo30yearsago41 actually watched the vid about him a long time ago

    • @lilith1544
      @lilith1544 5 років тому +1

      Those dots....

  • @atlasblitz247
    @atlasblitz247 5 років тому +232

    He died on a Helicopter crash in Nam
    Wait ive heard this story before

  • @blitzeraphim
    @blitzeraphim 5 років тому +645

    finally a person to join that korean soldier on d-day

    • @kneegrow913
      @kneegrow913 5 років тому +26

      Yeah he should have
      Also nice hat

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 років тому +14

      This virus now has customizable hats?

    • @velimattivirtanen6437
      @velimattivirtanen6437 5 років тому +2

      @@superbeavers7645 yes

    • @whatmylifeis9267
      @whatmylifeis9267 5 років тому

      there was also german who joined dday but as a defender

    • @FrozenAce82
      @FrozenAce82 5 років тому +1

      the ultimate warrior and the ultimate survivor

  • @lauritammi4598
    @lauritammi4598 3 роки тому +28

    I’m from Finland, been in the military for over two years, conscript and professional soldier, volunteer troops for several years after. I also served my duty in Finnish-Swedish troops, worked with the French, Swedish, Austrian and EU troops, in Finland and in Africa. I even share the same name Lauri, and our family roots come from same place. My grandfather was born almost the same year as him, comes from the same city Viipuri, and fought in the same battles for Finland in the WWII frontlines against the Soviet Union.
    However, even as we all should salute Lauri Törni’s military skills and bravery in the battle, I think he shouldn’t be seen only as a war hero, but also a war maniac with a very unbalanced mind and character. A person who was badly obsessed with warfare and fighting, incapable of settling any regular, sustainable life or a family, and constantly seeming to escape it and its challenges. Törni truly was a remarkable soldier and probably most happy doing it. Unlike many people consider here, fighting communism is not considered his main motivator, but to get into fights, warfare and use and develop his military skills. Finland just happened to be the country he was born, and the steam of life and a few destiny’s coincidences took him also to Germany - and to the U.S. No doubt about Törni deserves all the metals and honors for military actions, bravery and ability he showed n the battlefield. No doubt about that he lived a really remarkable life, worth a movie, UA-cam videos and several iconic stories. No doubt that he is a military hero in so many senses.
    However Törni was also an obsessed war maniac, far from the lifestyle I’d like my kids or anybody to idolize. It is really sad to be driven into the wheel of military zealousness, where you are a “prisoner” for the rest of your life and cannot get out of.
    Respect and salute for the bravery and honors of Lauri Törni, but don’t idolize his character too much. In the end he’s one of those Universal Soldiers who we have too much in the world, a sad figure, whom we should help to get out of the traumatized warring mindset.

  • @ShrekIsGod1
    @ShrekIsGod1 5 років тому +1528

    Are you part of this army
    _well yes, but actually no_

    • @errorninja1019
      @errorninja1019 5 років тому +5

      lol so true

    • @jacobcombs1106
      @jacobcombs1106 5 років тому +87

      "I am a part of whatever army lets me kill communists."

    • @KiiroiKodomo
      @KiiroiKodomo 5 років тому +2

      Well yes but actually yes

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 5 років тому +21

      He was his own Communist killing army which allied itself with other armies that killed Communists.

    • @jacobcombs1106
      @jacobcombs1106 5 років тому +10

      @@Enzo012 This one right here. Turns out the real reason McCarthy accused the Army of communism is because he found out they allowed a cheap insufficient helicopter to cause the death of the single most prolific anti communist weapon in the arsenal before his work was complete and logically assumed it to be a communist plot.

  • @fallout1953
    @fallout1953 5 років тому +448

    *Lauri Törni joined the game*
    *Lauri Törni joined the finnish forces*
    *Lauri Törni changed teams to the german forces*
    *Red army left the game*
    *Lauri Törni changed his name to Larry Thorne*
    *Larry Thorne joined the U.S. forces*
    *Viet cong left the game*
    *NVA left the game*
    *Larry Thorne - mistakes were made 💀*

    • @nazuki5133
      @nazuki5133 5 років тому +3

      Amazing

    • @nikitade-martini6377
      @nikitade-martini6377 5 років тому +5

      But yet his team always lost

    • @tuanlenguyen7686
      @tuanlenguyen7686 5 років тому +4

      He may carry bur yet the team always lost 🤣

    • @liquifiediceinabottle8062
      @liquifiediceinabottle8062 5 років тому +7

      @Nikita Demartini Well, Finland didn’t loose. It was a defensive victory. Germany however, lost. Vietnam was a political lose.

    • @JohnJohn-pe5kr
      @JohnJohn-pe5kr 5 років тому

      Shouldn’t it have been Germany has left the game? Instead of Red Army has left the game

  • @BJJMTF
    @BJJMTF 5 років тому +1705

    This man never changed sides, he was fighting communism from day one, all the way to his final day

    • @svettnabb
      @svettnabb 5 років тому +26

      He was fighting Russia/the soviet Union, not communism..

    • @BJJMTF
      @BJJMTF 5 років тому +118

      Eirik Schølseth no? What did all his enemies have in common? Bolshevism... Socialism... Communism... he fought against the worst forms of government known to man

    • @svettnabb
      @svettnabb 5 років тому +9

      BJJMTF - How are you getting to this conclusion? When he was fighting in Finland he fought for Finland against an invading force. Then again he fought to repel the same forces out of the annexed zones. The enemy was Russia, that also happened to be a communist state.. If you say that he fought against communism he would have to be fighting FOR another doctrine, then.. So no.

    • @PODbot2.5
      @PODbot2.5 5 років тому +2

      @@BJJMTF National Socialism - forgot to mention.

    • @HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH
      @HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH 5 років тому

      @@PODbot2.5 Yup.

  • @thedukeofdeathpt6262
    @thedukeofdeathpt6262 4 роки тому +6

    If only politicians could have the balls that this dude had...

  • @Espingol
    @Espingol 5 років тому +229

    There should be a high budget movie about this man.

    • @intelligentgrawlix794
      @intelligentgrawlix794 5 років тому +15

      Hollywood would not allow it he fought and killed commies so they see him as evil

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte 5 років тому +5

      There kinda is, yo. He's played by John Wayne, of all people. Think on that.

    • @Kosmologiikka
      @Kosmologiikka 5 років тому +5

      The Green Berets. John Wayne's character, Col. Mike Kirby, is based on the real-life Lauri Törni.

    • @Espingol
      @Espingol 5 років тому +1

      @Angry Justinian Mads Mikkelsen?

    • @warlock1860
      @warlock1860 5 років тому +1

      And sabaton does the soundtrack

  • @Arygua
    @Arygua 5 років тому +681

    Bruh gets 6 years for treason. Tries escaping several times and they just let him out.

    • @jomama900
      @jomama900 5 років тому +86

      They got tired of throwing him back in! Lauri was a born fighter and survivor. It literally took a MOUNTIAN to finish him off!

    • @tytaylor1843
      @tytaylor1843 5 років тому +5

      Arygua He had JUICE..

    • @VarjoFilosofi
      @VarjoFilosofi 5 років тому +60

      Finland had to prison many people to appease Soviet Union. Finns didn't do it, because they wanted to. Finland even had to sentence their own president Risto Ryti into prison for 10 years. Well.. Another Finland's president Paasikivi released Ryti and others like him including Lauri Törni after 3 years. Soviet Union didn't like it at all, but Paasikivi didn't care. :D

    • @emooki886
      @emooki886 5 років тому

      @@VarjoFilosofi Need to know about this moooaaarrrr!! xD

    • @jussiisokuortti3918
      @jussiisokuortti3918 5 років тому +2

      @@emooki886 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War-responsibility_trials_in_Finland

  • @Defalt_1
    @Defalt_1 5 років тому +371

    one thing these 3 countries always had in common is that they all hated the Soviets

    • @gabon6088
      @gabon6088 5 років тому +1

      true

    • @kana2732
      @kana2732 5 років тому +5

      Aren't you a sharp one?

    • @Defalt_1
      @Defalt_1 5 років тому

      KanaVene ikr

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 років тому +1

      True...

    • @HarryRacer18
      @HarryRacer18 5 років тому

      He truly hated communism. Fought against commies for 20+ yrs in three different militaries. All fighting communist and the Soviets.

  • @Medix_TRK
    @Medix_TRK 3 роки тому +1

    I love how these videos are animated and narrated. Always sounds like a wonderfully made essay

  • @TitanosaurusFan75
    @TitanosaurusFan75 5 років тому +307

    When the Snow starts speaking Finnish
    **Heavy Russian Breathing**

    • @captainbadassitude1845
      @captainbadassitude1845 5 років тому +3

      This is a reference to that one joke, isn't it? When the trees start speaking Vietnamese or Japanese or someshit. Right?

    • @TitanosaurusFan75
      @TitanosaurusFan75 5 років тому +4

      YES, IT IS

    • @botcheek482
      @botcheek482 5 років тому +3

      VOKDA MY COMRADE

    • @meme-th4pe
      @meme-th4pe 5 років тому +4

      when the french border star speaking german
      *heavy finnish breathing*

    • @oranagaming237
      @oranagaming237 5 років тому +1

      The likes say the quality of this comment 😂

  • @123MoMama
    @123MoMama 5 років тому +252

    Thorne to any Communist:
    *You have hammered*
    *your last sickle*

    • @soop597
      @soop597 5 років тому +3

      *oh blyat*

  • @I.work.for.burritos
    @I.work.for.burritos 5 років тому +464

    I visited the Vietnam memorial and found his name: block 2 East~Line 126

  • @osvaldomorinigo
    @osvaldomorinigo 2 роки тому +16

    When the world needed him the most...